2015/09/08

New, Original Web Developer Jokes - good coders code, great reuse

Posted: 07 Sep 2015 08:56 PM PDT

I love having fun at Browserling, so I hired a comedian to write some new, original jokes and one-liners about web developers, web designers, web, and browsers.

Here they are! I hand picked 10 best jokes:

What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? ... I hate your type.
You're in a .class of your own.
Both my parents are web devs. They named me Bob... They named my brother, Bob12459.
What was the web developer doing in the bathroom?... Taking a crop.
You can't tell me what to do - you're not my web developer.
Say that to my interface!
If you can't make a web design... you may have a future teaching web design.
We were designed to be together. Mark it up to fate!
We sent a web developer to the store to get the newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman.
I design websites for people... if you're on a budget, no problem... as long as it's a big budget.
Don't be self-conscious, but I love looking at your <body>.