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2015/10/25

ATTN: Indiana, THERE HAS BEEN A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK

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Flesh-eating zombies are on the loose. Their appetite for blood is insatiable, and they've already killed and eaten the flesh of billions. During the holidays, zombies commonly gather around a dead animal's carcass, dig into it with sharp knives, and gobble down the flesh until becoming virtually immobile. Arm yourself with the knowledge—and the vegetables—you need to stay sharp this season.

Flesh Is for Zombies!
Afflicted persons can be identified by characteristics such as obesity, bad skin, and loss of cognitive thinking, and they can often be found muttering something incoherent about protein. Show them the cure.


Is Your Fridge a Graveyard? (2,000 Points)
When it comes to the meat in someone's fridge, the dead were violently killed and then skinned and chopped into pieces—and the living eat the dead bodies. Meat-storing fridges are actually way freakier than graveyards.


Tell Starbucks: I Want a Vegan PSL! (400 Points)
Dairy milk is for babies (baby calves, that is). Join us in telling Starbucks to grow up.


Draw My Life: Orkid's Sad Story (1,000 Points)
Orkid was born in a barren prison, was forced to perform ridiculous tricks for food, and watched her mom die—all at the hands of SeaWorld. Tell everyone you know that SeaWorld kills.


DIY Halloween Tombstones for Animals (2,000 Points)
If you were stabbed in the neck, hung upside down while the blood drained from your body, and then submerged in scalding-hot water while still conscious, the least someone could do is make a tombstone for you.


370,000 Cats?! OMG! (1,500 Points)
Cats invented multiplying like rabbits.


peta2 "Not Ours" Orca Mask

Completing these missions may be our only hope for stopping the zombie apocalypse!

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