| Flesh-eating zombies are on the loose. Their appetite for blood is insatiable, and they've already killed and eaten the flesh of billions. During the holidays, zombies commonly gather around a dead animal's carcass, dig into it with sharp knives, and gobble down the flesh until becoming virtually immobile. Arm yourself with the knowledge—and the vegetables—you need to stay sharp this season. | Flesh Is for Zombies! | | | Afflicted persons can be identified by characteristics such as obesity, bad skin, and loss of cognitive thinking, and they can often be found muttering something incoherent about protein. Show them the cure. | | Draw My Life: Orkid's Sad Story (1,000 Points) | | | Orkid was born in a barren prison, was forced to perform ridiculous tricks for food, and watched her mom die—all at the hands of SeaWorld. Tell everyone you know that SeaWorld kills. | | DIY Halloween Tombstones for Animals (2,000 Points) | | | If you were stabbed in the neck, hung upside down while the blood drained from your body, and then submerged in scalding-hot water while still conscious, the least someone could do is make a tombstone for you. | | peta2 "Not Ours" Orca Mask | | Completing these missions may be our only hope for stopping the zombie apocalypse! Stay loud, | |
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