This run took darbian 4:57.627 to complete on an NES, in only 6,607 tries! 
Reddit user chirv went for a run and was joined by a neighbor's goat. When he posted a selfie to share the experience no one cared because look at those captivating eyebrows! 
Are aliens really out there abducting people and cows with impunity, watching our TV shows and not getting the jokes? Some say no, others say "Of course they are, who do you think built the pyramids and invented Saran wrap?". Whichever conclusion the evidence points you to, these web comics will make you want to believe. 
Not into guns? What about weed whackers? 
 Stupid is not a strong enough word to describe these alleged jewelry thieves. Police say a man and woman were arrested this weekend in Palm Springs after stealing a bracelet and ring from an art studio. And how were they caught? They signed the guest book. Megan Ohara, 24, and David Ziskoski, 19, were arrested for allegedly stealing the jewelry, which was valued at $6,000. Here's how it went down, according to the Sun Sentinel: When confronted, Ohara told police she had the items in her purse. She gave the officers the ring and bracelet, and subsequently, she and Ziskoski were arrested. As officers arrived back to the gallery, the artist said he had noticed something in his gallery's guestbook. Someone had written multiple fake email entries into the guestbook, including "wedidnttakeit@gmail.com," according to the arrest report. Two of the fake emails included the name "Meg" and one included Ohara's phone number next to it. Also on the page was a drawing of male genitalia and a woman's face labeled as "Meg." Someone get these two a Darwin Award, stat!  
Who has a lower carbon footprint, Jabba or Han? Who supports the arts? Who provides jobs? All Jabba! If you really think about it, whose life would you rather live: Jabba's or Han's?
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