A Very British Ending to One Man's Tale of Walking His Dog in the Park at Night and more...  In This Issue...  A Very British Ending to One Man's Tale of Walking His Dog in the Park at Night  Dafuq is Wrong With This Goat, and Why is It Making That Sound?  When Car Theft Prevention is Useless, Use Sympathy and Apathy to Get Your Car Back Faster  Michael Phelps Hops Around in a Speedo As Part of the Curtain of Distraction at Arizona State Basketball Game  When Someone Else Does Something Totally Nice For You  Hold On To Your Butts, Someone Has Finally Done Jurassic Parkour!  The Hardest Part of Calling Out of Work is Actually Saying it Out Loud  Every Adam Sandler Movie Is Connected, and Not Just By Their Poor Ratings  Every Halftime Show Needs a Play-by-Play Like This  Before You Buy an Expensive Train Ticket Home, See if it's Cheaper to Take an Adventure and Fly Home Via Germany?!?  Trolled Advice Columnist Wraps Up an Episode of Seinfeld in One Paragraph  The Moment Your Fishing Trip Turns Carpy  More Recent Articles  Search The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG A Very British Ending to One Man's Tale of Walking His Dog in the Park at Night Submitted by: Tagged: dogs , twitter , list , British , apologies , sexy times Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Dafuq is Wrong With This Goat, and Why is It Making That Sound?   Apparently it's a mating related noise, but that doesn't make it any less weird.  Submitted by: (via Kyoot Animals) Tagged: goats , sound , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   When Car Theft Prevention is Useless, Use Sympathy and Apathy to Get Your Car Back Faster The car did get stolen, but the owner didn't have to pay an impound lot to get it back. That's kind of a success, right? Submitted by: (via mfiasco) Tagged: stolen , cars , note , thief Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Michael Phelps Hops Around in a Speedo As Part of the Curtain of Distraction at Arizona State Basketball Game   The 'Curtain of Distraction' is well known at Arizona State University as a hilarious sports tactic. This time Michael Phelps came out Magic Mike style to prevent a few free throws. Just look at those sweet moves, the opposing team was bound to miss.  Submitted by: (via USA TODAY) Tagged: Michael Phelps , speedo , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   When Someone Else Does Something Totally Nice For You Submitted by: (via FairHamnet) Tagged: gif , sports , puck , hockey , parenting , fans Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Hold On To Your Butts, Someone Has Finally Done Jurassic Parkour!   Submitted by: (via Brentwood Photography) Tagged: costume , parkour , Video , dinosaurs Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   The Hardest Part of Calling Out of Work is Actually Saying it Out Loud   The struggle is real here.  Submitted by: (via JOE.ie) Tagged: speaking , FAIL , work , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Every Adam Sandler Movie Is Connected, and Not Just By Their Poor Ratings   Language  Warning: Late in the video, some clips from Sandler's work get a little saucy with the language.  Comedian Shawn Kohne calls it "The Sandlerverse". via @TheUniBaller He maps out, in detail how every Sandler movie is related. He even goes so far as to take into account other movies from SNL alumni and his comedy albums as well.  As interesting as this conspiracy theory of the growing Sandlerverse is, it's doubtful this revelation will save us from more movies by Adam Sandler. It almost makes them seem worth it though... almost.  Submitted by: (via Shawn Kohne) Tagged: Conspiracy Theory , adam sandler , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Every Halftime Show Needs a Play-by-Play Like This   Submitted by: (via notalek) Tagged: dancing , sports , commentary , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Before You Buy an Expensive Train Ticket Home, See if it's Cheaper to Take an Adventure and Fly Home Via Germany?!?   Submitted by: (via MoneySavingExpert.com) Tagged: england , Germany , traveling , money , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   Trolled Advice Columnist Wraps Up an Episode of Seinfeld in One Paragraph An unknown prankster sent in the plot of a two-part Seinfeld episode to the advice columnist Amy Dickenson. The episode in question is called "The Boyfriend" and just as the prankster writes, it deals with Jerry meeting his sports idol who then goes on to date Elaine.  Amy answered as if it was any other question with a short paragraph that offers solid advice and would have probably cut the end of the episode very short. She admits on her own website that she missed the joke but she seems pretty good humored about it: Every once in awhile, I get punked by a villainous, fun-loving reader. I have some affection for these episodes because I often think that if I didn’t actually have a job, punking advice columnists is exactly what I would do with my time. But alas I do have a job and so I am left with the task of sharing my humiliation, as well as trying to enjoy readers’ reactions. Here's the beginning of the episode in question:   Submitted by: (via @LATimesfarmer) Tagged: advice , trolling , seinfeld Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   The Moment Your Fishing Trip Turns Carpy   Submitted by: (via America's Funniest Home Videos) Tagged: fishing , FAIL , right in the face , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend • Article Search •   More Recent Articles The Photoshop Battle Based on This Smug Little Goat Will Satisfy the Snootiest of Critics Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Made a 'Africa' Music Video While on Safari What a Good Boy... Oh Wait The Best Part of the Kanye/Khalifa Twitter Beef, Wasn't Even Their Actual Beef Finally, Someone Has Made 'The Official Donald Trump is a Chump' Jam We've Needed         Click here to safely unsubscribe from "The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG." 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