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We Can Learn Some Important Life Lessons From Cats

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 05:00 AM PST

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Humans may worship cats nowadays like they're little furry gods but cats haven't always had it that easy.

Sure the Ancient Romans, Greeks, Persians and Egyptians saw them as gods too, and a few other cultures have revered the almighty cat for their feline virtues.

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But while they were singing the cats praises everyone else was swinging them around by the tail and tossing them, so cats had to become even craftier to stay alive on the streets.

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They learned a trick or two about survival, defense and the art of keeping cool in a hair raising situations.

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People can learn a lot of important life lessons from cats, lessons that will change the way we look at the world.

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A cat knows just how to kiss up to someone who cooks, ensuring their belly is full by keeping the suppliers of food happy.

And when necessary cats know how to defuse a violent situation by kissing up once again.

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In fact, kissing up is one of the best ways to get by in life.

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But when the claws need to come out, and hissing gives way to some good old fashioned scrapping, it's important to know how to fight.

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Try to be graceful when you strike, and dodge as many blows as you can by staying light on your feet.

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And if you find yourself faced with overwhelming odds do the right thing and run for it!

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The flipside of war is love, and cats have proven themselves to be masters of seduction. They know how to rub people the right way.

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Their powers of seduction are so strong they can convince a natural enemy to become their friend.

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And when they're feeling especially charming they can even convince their prey to give them a kiss.

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Cats are truly the ultimate lovers, and the ultimate fighters, but what's the payoff after all that frisking and fighting?

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A hearty meal, that's what, and despite what the hawks and doves say food is the most important part of a good life.

But cats are no mere foodies, they're the connoisseurs of the animal kingdom

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And they're also sparkling dinner conversationalists

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For those of you keeping score we've learned life lessons about fighting, frisking and fooding from cats, so what else is there?

Oh yeah, spend five or more hours a day preening yourself

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And make sure you're always stylishly dressed so you stand out in a crowd

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And when in doubt howl at the top of your lungs, that's sure to get you all the attention you need!

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You can learn a lot from a cat, although it turns out very little of it is actually relevant to humans...my bad!

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The 10 Strangest Mass Hysterias

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 04:00 AM PST

 

Even if mental illness isn’t contagious, sometimes the symptoms are, as people start to believe that something is happening to them because it is happening to others. Throughout history, we find accounts of bizarre beliefs or behavior that grew out of hand when more and more people joined in. Sometimes the “epidemic” would spread from town to town, or even through mass media. Such was the case for the Meowing Nuns.

During the Middle Ages, many nuns were forced into convents by their parents and often stressed by a lifestyle not of their own choosing — one that demanded celibacy, poverty and hard manual labor. Two especially bizarre cases of mass hysteria involved meowing and biting nuns.

In the first case, a nun in a large French convent began meowing one day. Soon others joined in, and eventually every nun in the convent was meowing. The noise became structured; all of the nuns would meow together for several hours at the same time every day. The neighbors could hear the collective caterwauling and were understandably annoyed. Eventually the nuns quieted down after being threatened with a beating by soldiers.    

Mass hysterias are not limited to isolated groups, though, or even people under stress. And it can happen anywhere, at any time. The newest of the ten cases at How Stuff Works is from 2006! And it probably won’t be the last.

GRAFETTI - Bomb The Galaxy

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 03:00 AM PST


GRAFETTI by inkOne Art

Boba had been edged out of the bounty hunting game by droids and genetically enhanced clones who just made that old Mandalorian look bad, so he started searching for other outlets. Fishing in the Sarlacc pit proved to be no fun, and he'd never realized how stinky Max Grebo and his band were until he sat in with them on Star Sax, but then he discovered the joys of aerosol art. Soon Fett was tagging the town red, writing "Boba Lives!" and "The Hutt Is A Butt" all over town, that is until he met an old master of the Force who showed him how to paint murals worthy of the Fett name...

Intergalactic graffiti wars have never looked as good as they do on this GRAFETTI t-shirt by inkOne Art, it's taking sci-fi to the streets!

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The World's First Pop-Up Bunny Day Spa

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 03:00 AM PST


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7th Heaven, a beauty product line in the UK, is offering a pop-up day spa in London from March 12 to 14. Humans can stop by and receive massages and facial treatments from qualified professionals. While they do so, rabbits from Greenwich Rabbit Rescue will freely hop about the facility, providing a calming atmosphere with their top-tier cuteness. The tabloid Metro reports:

‘At 7th Heaven we love animals as much as we love humans and this is the perfect way to combine the two,’ said spokesperson Steven Van Hemmen.

He explained that the spa isn’t just for the humans: ‘The rabbits will be pampered, too, with plenty of food, a huge run to explore, with plenty of human interaction, which they love.’

-via Lost at E Minor

Chicago Rat Insists on Entering Storefront, in Spite of What They Want

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 02:00 AM PST


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It wasn't so long ago that we featured the amusing antics of Pizza Rat, a New York City rat who scored a tasty slice and was dragging it to his rat lair in order to feast. That is, he was dragging the tasty treat until someone walked by, which caused him to take cover until danger passed.

In stark contrast, feast your eyes on Bustin' In Rat, a Chicago native who makes his New York cousin look like a major wuss. This guy's coming in the door, one way or another. One man and his broom are no match for his ninja rat moves. The man might have won the battle, but this rat is outside scheming to win the war. Via Daily Dot

Old Bathtubs Turned into Fabulous Chairs and Couches

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 01:00 AM PST

Helen Stephenson is an artist in Edinburgh. One day, while walking from her apartment to her studio, she saw 2 old bathtubs dumped on the street for disposal. She realized that they could be cut and made into chairs. After all, they're already made to fit the shape of the human body.

Stephenson used an angle grinder to trim the sharp edges, then decorated them with tiles to add color and flair. Some are especially vibrant:

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Couple Buys A Hoarder's House And Turns It Into Their Dream Home

Posted: 02 Mar 2016 12:00 AM PST

When people hunt down a great new home to call their own they usually just have to do some straightforward renovations and repairs to make it livable, turning it into the

But where does a new homeowner begin when they're renovating a hoarder's house?

Sue and John Fogwell knew they'd have their work cut out for them when they bought an old ivy covered house in Philadelphia's Main Line neighborhood, since the hoarder owner had left all of his stuff behind when he moved out four years earlier.

"The first thing we saw was floor-to-ceiling containers that would usually be in a garage to hold nuts and bolts," Sue says. Next to that, endless piles of cassettes, tapes, magazines, and more. "It was just wild. Every inch of space was covered."

Luckily, the man wasn't a heap of trash kind of hoarder, but the man's "collection" was so massive it couldn't be contained inside the house:

"I was suffocating in the house, so I excused myself and went outside. That's when I saw it: what I guesstimated to be about 1,000 plastic bins. Full with junk and totally covering the backyard." Every fencepost had a spotlight, so Bill could keep an eye on his bins at night. There was a (working!) phone attached to a tree and wires hanging everywhere.

It took them nine months to clean out the house, but here's the kicker- the owner who had amassed the hoard had to watch over the entire process, making the clutter the least of their problems.

Read more from We Bought (And Cleaned Out) A Hoarder's House here

Cat Manners

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 11:00 PM PST

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Cats are naturally tidy. They know that if they need to cough up something, such as a hairball or a dead bird, then they need to dispose of it properly in your sneakers. Dogs, in contrast, will just barf anywhere.

Dry Ice Bombs in Slow Motion

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 10:00 PM PST

The Slow Mo Guys (previously) show us what a dry ice bomb looks as if goes off. They don’t explain, but a dry ice bomb is what happens when you combine dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) with water in an enclosed container -in this case, a plastic bottle.  

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They do the experiment several times, each time trying to get a bigger explosion. Each is interesting, but if you want to skip to the biggest one, it’s at 5:30. -via Tastefully Offensive

Director Zach Snyder Wants to Make a <i>300</i>-Style Movie about George Washington

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 09:00 PM PST

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History teaches us that Washington once threw a knife into Heaven and could kill with a stare (NSFW). He was the superhero of the American Revolutionary War.

Naturally, these facts inspire Zach Snyder, the director of the movie Batman v. Superman. He'd like to make a biographical movie about George Washington in the style of 300, the story of the Spartans at Thermoplyae and one of the great movies of all time. Bloomberg Business has the scoop:

One of these days, he’d like to make one about George Washington in the style of 300. He has a picture in his office of the Revolutionary War hero crossing the icy Delaware on his way to decimate the British in the Battle of Trenton. “We were talking about it,” Snyder says. “The first thing we asked was, well, how are we going to make it look? I pointed at this painting. It looks like 300. It’s not that hard.”

It was actually the Hessians at Trenton. But Snyder can later make a sequel about how Washington outsmarted Cornwallis during the Princeton campaign a week later. Spoiler: it involved riger tigers.

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Goal Kitty

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 08:00 PM PST

Look at this cat, throwing her hands run the air like she just don’t care! Her name is Keys, and she belongs to Peter Mares, who noticed her odd habit of stretching straight up. He took some pictures, and then encouraged Keys to keep it up, as it were, by rewarding her poses.



You can see a half-dozen pictures of Keys, who’s become known as GoalKitty, in an imgur gallery. And since that’s been posted, now there’s also an Instagram account specifically for Photoshopped images of GoalKitty put into various ridiculous scenes. -via HuffPo

Supercut Of Actor Playing Every Ethnicity Hollywood Has Asked Him To Play

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 07:00 PM PST

Hollywood has a tradition of casting white actors to play nonwhite roles, commonly referred to as "whitewashing", and despite the backlash they receive every time they "whitewash" a role movie studios keep racially miscasting roles.

But maybe they should call it "racewashing" since Hollywood filmmakers also like to cast ethnic people as different races, and actors who are trying to make it big in the biz need to be prepared to play anyone from anywhere.

In the video below actor Cliff Curtis proves he's prepared to play any ethnicity Hollywood throws his way.

And despite the fact that he's from New Zealand and of Maori descent he's been asked to play practically every race in the book during his illustrious career as a supporting actor.

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Slate's June Thomas sat down with Cliff Curtis to discuss Hollywood's racial casting craziness, asking Cliff What It's Like To Play Every Ethnicity Hollywood Throws Your Way, from which one bit of wisdom really stood out:

“I take the responsibility of playing another ethnicity very, very seriously,” he says, “and I promise myself and those people that I will represent them with as much dignity and integrity as I can muster. I’m not fooling around. I don’t want to make a fool of that cultural heritage. I represent them as I would represent my own.”

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Pasta Made of Crickets

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 06:00 PM PST

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You can grind up cricket bodies and turn them into flour. You can then use this flour to make pasta. That's how you end up with this delicious-looking radiatori. It's high in protein that the human body can easily digest.

The Independent describes how one artisanal pasta shop in Thiefosse, France is using cricket flour to revive its business:

“The name of the ingredient may be a turnoff, but it's really delicious, especially with game meat,” smiles Alain Limon as he spreads cricket-flavoured fusilli on a drying rack. […]

His boss Stephanie Richard began her homemade pasta business in 2012, and is now hiring again thanks to the success of her latest creations made from insect flour.

“The insect is the protein of the future,” Richard says. “It's protein of high quality that is well digested by the body.” […]

For Richard's unique pastas, she uses pulverised crickets and grasshoppers, sometimes mixing the two, and sometimes mixing ground cepes with cricket flour.

“There's a kind of nutty taste thanks to the cepes, making it taste more like whole wheat pasta,” Richard says.

If you want to buy some cricket pasta for yourself, the online store Bugsolutely appears to have you covered. Of course, if you're more sporting, you'd try to catch the crickets yourself.

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The Simpsons Nightmare - I Don't Think We're In Springfield Anymore

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 05:00 PM PST


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They're everybody's favorite misshapen and madcap family, and now they're making the leap from mustard yellow to shades of gray in a new film directed by Tim Burt....wait, isn't that overkill? Seriously, does Lisa need to be more brooding, or Bart more wicked and wily? Springfield can be a pretty dark place so there probably wouldn't be many changes made there, but won't viewers fear for poor Homer and Marge as they fend off all sorts of nefarious fiends with only young Maggie to protect them? Okay, maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all...

Add some dark and geeky fun to your wardrobe with this The Simpsons Nightmare t-shirt by Riverart, it's the perfect thing to wear when you're surrounded by toonheads!

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Salad Bar Pricing

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 05:00 PM PST

With this price structure, the choice is yours. You can try to “stick it to the man” and get the most expensive food items for your dollar. Or you can enjoy a nice salad. There was one particular breakfast buffet where other people loaded up on bacon and sausage, while I mostly concentrated on biscuits and gravy and hash brown potatoes. Why? Because those were things that I enjoyed, but didn’t have time to make at home. It might not have been the most bang for the buck, but it was a treat for me. I don’t do buffets anymore, but the metaphor stands. Getting what makes you happy is more important than getting more than someone else. This is the latest comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

90-Year Old Woman Gets Cancer, Takes the Ultimate Road Trip Instead of Treatments

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 04:44 PM PST

When she was 90 years old, Norma's husband died. Then she was diagnosed with cancer. The doctors recommended a regimen of surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation to treat it.

Norma had a better idea:

"I'm 90 years old," she said, according her daughter-in-law, Ramie. "I'm not doing that."

Since then, she's been driving across the United States, seeing everything that she always wanted to see. Her son and daughter-in-law have been taking her on the journey and documenting it on their Facebook page Driving Miss Norma.

Last August, Norma sold her home and bought a 36-foot long motorhome for the trip. Norma has since seen many natural wonders, including Yellowstone National Park and the Grand Canyon. She's been to the National World War II Museum, which is fitting, as she served in the Navy during that war. She's even ridden in a hot air balloon.

You can read more about Norma's extraordinary ongoing journey at the Today show.

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Conan The Clueless Gamer And PewDiePie Play Far Cry Primal

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 04:00 PM PST

Bombing doesn't have to take place on stage during a live comedy show, it can happen when one comedian tries to improv with another, far more talented comic who just naturally shows them up.

It used to happen all the time on live broadcasts, and those YouTubin' youngsters of today don't know how to be spontaneously funny instead of formulated and rehearsed so they tend to clam up when the live cameras start rolling.

Watch as PewDiePie, a supposed comedian and "video game megastar" who has millions of subscribers on YouTube for some reason, gets shown up by the naturally funny Conan O'Brien.

Oh, and they play Far Cry Primal too! (Barely NSFW due to language)

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To be fair, young PewDiePie was probably transfixed by Conan's amazing pompadour, I've heard it can be quite distracting when seen in person...

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30 Best Picture Winners You Can Stream Right Now

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 03:00 PM PST


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If you have an interest in film, yet you tend to draw blanks when it comes to reading a history of Academy Award winners for Best Picture, this mental_floss article helps you to obtain instant tickets. Listed in their article are 30 films that have received Best Picture honors, all of which are available to stream as you read this. From older classics like Midnight Cowboy and The Godfather to more modern fare such as American Beauty and Argo, these films are also great upon repeat viewing, when we're able to catch some of the subtleties that render them a cut above. 

See the full list of all 30 Best Picture Oscar winners available to stream at mental_floss. 

<i>Loving Vincent</i>: An All-painting Feature Film

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 02:00 PM PST

There have been movie biographies of Vincent Van Gogh before, but the as-yet-unfinished film Loving Vincent has a twist. It will be the first feature-length movie made entirely of paintings. The animated film will require 56,800 oil on canvas paintings, 12 for every second of the movie. The paintings, by a crew of 100 artists, will all evoke Van Gogh’s unique style, and will reference 120 of his works. The plot is based on 800 of his letters.

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Loving Vincent is the brainchild of Poland-Based painter and filmmaker Dorota Kobiela and Hugh Welchman of Breakthrough Films. There’s no release date yet.  -via Uproxx

I Will Finish What You Started

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 01:00 PM PST

In Episode VII: The Force Awakens, Kylo Ren vowed to finish what his grandfather started. But Darth Vader eventually turned away from the dark side of the Force and appeared in astral form beside Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Andy Kluthe and Andrew Bridgman explain at Dorkly that the crisis might have been averted if only Anakin hadn't been so eager to get to the party.

My Spock

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 12:00 PM PST

The hit Broadway show Hamilton features a catchy rap song called “My Shot” (hear it here). Jackson Lanzing took the tune and made it all about Star Trek’s Mr. Spock instead of Alexander Hamilton. Shields up!

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Well, the other characters of Star Trek mentions, too. Altogether it’s as geeky as a Broadway rap tune can get. Contains NSFW language. -via Metafilter

Pizza Night Light

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 11:00 AM PST

The pizza slice on the paper plate--it's the universal symbol of hospitality. If you want to create a sense of welcoming and comfort, this is what you present to guests.

So it's a good model for a night light. Steph Mantis, a designer, loves pizza. Gaze upon her Tumblr to get a sense of the scale of her affection for it.

In the past, she immortalized slices of pizza in lucite. More recently, she created a night light that looks just like a warm slice of cheese pizza. It almost looks edible!

-via Home Geekonomics

Dad Reenacts Summons From Final Fantasy VII

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 10:00 AM PST

Dads who enjoy spending quality quazy time with their kids are exemplary examples of manhood, especially when they embrace their child's geeky nature and go all out to impress their nerdy kin.

Nick Luciano's dad is one of these rare examples, and he is willing to do damn near anything to make his son smile, including making a fool of himself on video so his nerdy son can share his pride with the world.

Dad has starred in a few of Nick's videos, reenacting the taunt animations from Super Smash Bros., the Turbo Victory Poses from Street Fighter II and, most recently, the Summons from Final Fantasy VII.

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Now we just need to figure out how to summon Nick's dad to our side when a battle is about to begin...

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Backyard Wildlife

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 09:00 AM PST

Do squirrels, opossums, and stray dogs wander into your backyard in the night? Some neighborhoods have more exotic wildlife. Redditor elfmachine100 lives in Florida, and has a “game cam” set up. He “finally caught something cool” on it. This is a Florida panther, an endangered subspecies of cougar. It’s busy stalking a boar, but it is unknown whether the camera action interfered with the hunt. Since there are only around 160 Florida panthers left in the wild, he was encouraged to share the picture with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Pedal Board - Step On It!

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 08:30 AM PST


Pedal Board by D13Design

Effects pedals changed the guitar game, and if it wasn't for those little boxes of fun we'd have no rock n roll to soothe our music lovin' souls. You know when people say "big things come in small packages"? They're talking about pedals, and each colorful little module contains the power to change that sweet guitar sound into whatever you'd like, warping and bending the waves to give it that Wawa sound or simply making it all sound a bit fuzzier or sharper with just a little press on the pedal.

Add this Pedal Board t-shirt by D13Design to your wardrobe and watch your fellow musicians, and music lovers, sing your praises!

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Body of Adventurer Lost at Sea Found in Mummified State on Drifting Yacht

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 08:30 AM PST



The mummified body of a German adventurer who was last seen alive in 2009 has been discovered on his yacht off the coast of the Philippines. Two fisherman found the body of Manfred Fritz Bajorat near the radio phone of his 40-foot yacht called Sayo, perhaps poised to make a distress call. Bajorat's cause of death is unknown at this time. 

Also discovered on the yacht was a note that Bajorat wrote to his wife Claudia, who died of cancer in 2010.  The note said,

"Thirty years we're been together on the same path. Then the power of the demons was stronger than the will to live. You're gone. May your soul find its peace. Your Manfred."

The body was mummified due to conditions at sea: salty air, dry winds and hot temperatures.

To see additional pictures, a video and to read more on this story, see the linked article at the Mirror. (Warning: graphic pictures of mummified body.)

Image: Barobo Police Station Facebook Page 

Dr. Nakamats Offers Weaponized Wig to Trump

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 08:00 AM PST

Last month, we got a look at the Self-Defense Wig patented by prolific inventor Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu, known as Dr. Makamats. Now we get a little more explanation of the invention, as Dr. Nakamats has constructed a custom wig for Donald Trump! The 87-year-old inventor spoke at a press conference at the Foreign Correspondents’ Club in Tokyo Saturday and explained more about the Guard Wig. It has a chunk of iron inside, and a strap that can be used to hurl it and then retrieve it. It also comes with optional spikes. Dr. Nakamats has made a wig specifically to match Donald Trump’s existing hair.

So next time Trump finds himself teamed up on in a debate about how to guide the country, he can simply shout “Eat lead, tubby!” and hurl Guard Wig into the gullet of Ted Cruz. But just then, Marco Rubio takes advantage of Trump’s distraction and pulls out his solid gold pistol to finish the Donald off. However, he would forget about Guard Wig’s patented strap technology which Trump would use to swing it right around and into the jaw of Rubio as gracefully as Jackie Chan with a blender.

Immediately afterwards Trump would be declared king and with Miss USA in one arm and a bald eagle in the other he would have announced that America had officially been made great again.

Read more about the Trump wig, and see a video (in Japanese) at RocketNews24. -via Nag on the Lake

Get Ready For Some Shenanigans With These St. Patrick's Day Themed T-Shirts

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 07:30 AM PST

Guardians Of St. Patrick by Boggs Nicolas

St. Patrick's Day is almost here again, and those who take the St. Paddy's fun seriously are starting to plan their fun.

But before you get your green beer and corned beef you've got to get geared up in the proper attire, and the easiest way to do that is to head to the NeatoShop and grab a St. Patrick's themed t-shirt or hoodie!

St. Patrick's Day is on Thursday, March 17th, right in the middle of the month

Lucky Mario by c0y0te7

But that doesn't mean the festivities have to be middle of the road

Kiss Me by Fishbiscuit

Because there's a lot more to do on St. Patrick's Day than drink and fight

Fighting Irish by Warbucks Design

And you don't even have to be Irish to enjoy the festivities!

Beer Me Up I'm Scottish Not Irish by Mudge

But most adults get together and do some drinking on St. Paddy's Day

Hammered Bros. by Versiris

And beer is the perennial favorite drink of choice

IRISH MAN by Oliver Banks

(Although to keep things truly traditional you ought to mix some Irish Whiskey in there too)

Empire Irish Whiskey by Grady Graphics

But maybe you should stick to beer if you want to party all night long

Mungo's Irish Extra St. Patrick's Day Stout by Mudge

And don't force yourself to have a good time

Darth Bender by Legendary Phoenix

You may start feeling funny after a few drinks

Mr. Greene by Ivejustquitsmoking

But you're no square so you'll go with the flow

Geometric Clover by Pyier

And hope you don't end up with a wicked hangover the day after St. Paddy's Day

Hangovered by Nana Leonti

Having a St. Paddy's Day hangover may make you feel a bit green

Green And Loathing by Aaron Morales

But don't worry- plenty of other people will be feeling green too

Frogs I've Known by Kenny Durkin

Of course, you could always skip the beer and simply hang with your buds

Save The Beers by Adrian Vargas

So you can be one of the only people feeling fit as a fiddle the next day

Bullseye View by Spudmunkey

But whatever you decide don't be a party pooper

I'm Clover It by PolySciGuy

Just have a few and enjoy, because who needs luck when you've got self control?

Beer Clover (Green) by Laughing Devil

You won't wake up feeling like a zombie

Zombeer by Patrol

And people will dig your charismatic attitude and think you're quite S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Irish Vault Boy by Boggs Nicolas

Because in the end St. Patrick's should be about love and luck

cLovers by Lili Batista

So spread some green cheer this year

Love by JohnLucke

Whether you're unlucky in love looking for that four leaf clover in the litter box

Single With Cats by ClayGrahamArt

Or you're a magical superstar when it comes to comingling

Isaiah The Leprechaun by Bobby Bernethy

St. Patrick's Day is all about tradition, so let's make that tradition being lucky in love!

The Dragon's Knot by Beware 1984

Make sure you're covered this St. Patrick's Day in the best way possible- by wearing a NeatoShop t-shirt or hoodie.

The NeatoShop has thousands of designs sure to make you smile, including many festive choices for St. Patrick's Day, and all sales benefit the indie artists who create these awesome designs.

So get geared up for St. Patrick's Day to-day with a NeatoShop shirt!

Teach Them While They're Young

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 07:00 AM PST

(Lunarbaboon)

If you coddle your children, all you do is set them up for failure. You've got to teach them your values by example. If your son doesn't learn how to shirk responsibilities from you, how do you expect him to be able to shirk them when he's an adult?

Airbnb Renters Find Decomposing Corpse in Garden

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 06:00 AM PST

When a group of friends in France got together to have a party, they decided to rent a house to make the experience even more enjoyable. They consulted Airbnb and found the nice looking, three-story home in Palaiseau, pictured at left. Just a ten minute drive south of Paris, with seven bedrooms, a swimming pool, and backing up to a wooded area, it seemed ideal.

Yet when it came time to party, the renters were horrified to find a woman's badly decomposed body half buried in the garden area near the woods. In its shallow grave, the body was in a near fetal position, face down and covered with logs and branches. The local prosecutor's office said that homicide is suspected. 

The friends who rented the place called off their party on Saturday and were questioned by the police the following day.

See additional pictures and read more on this story at the Washington Post.

Image: Thibault Camus/AP 

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