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The Troubled Production of <i>Star Trek: The Motion Picture</i>

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 04:00 AM PDT

Last week, we linked the story of Paramount’s search for a story to tell in the first Star Trek feature film. The followup is the tale of how the movie got made, although it was a mess of a production in the beginning. After dropping the idea in 1977, Paramount suddenly decided in 1978 that there would be a Star Trek movie one way or another, and it had to be made within a year. That led to all kinds of struggles, even after the principle filming was finally finished. For example, the computer visual effects, which the producers were counting on.   

“They made some really big, fundamental mistakes in trying to pre-vis on computers that weren’t ready for primetime,” Trumbull told The Hollywood Reporter. “They spent a year and nothing was finished, and nothing worked.”

As a result, Trumbull found himself at the centre of a massive panic at Paramount. Theatres had paid advances amounting to $30 million with the understanding that Star Trek would open on December 7th. Yet here they were, with the movie just months away, and not a single effects shot had been completed. The size of the situation was such that, if Paramount couldn’t deliver the movie, they’d almost certainly be sued into oblivion by angry cinema owners.

But that was just one problem among many in the production of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Read the whole story at den of Geek.

Cop Runs Marathon in Full Tactical Gear

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 03:00 AM PDT


(Photo: Badge of Heart)

On the left is Officer Kristina Tudor of the Los Angeles Police Department. She just ran a marathon. And, yes, she was dressed just like that. She weighs 115 pounds. Her full kit weighs 35 pounds. But she lugged it for the complete 26.2 miles. It took her 6 hours, 14 minutes, and 15 seconds.

Officer Tudor took up this staggering challenge in order to raise money for Badge of Heart, a charity that permits first responders to offer immediate financial assistance to people in need that they meet in the line of duty. In January, while she was training, Tudor explained to ABC 7 News:

"I think it's worthwhile to hopefully raise some attention and hopefully money for that organization," Tudor said.

Last year, Tudor competed in the same marathon for a different cause and wore her police uniform.

But this year, she hopes to raise $25,000 for Badge of Heart through a GoFundMe account.

"An officer comes across a needy family or crime victim, we want to be first responders for those officers. So we want those officers to have the ability to come to us and hopefully we can provide some assistance to those needy families and crime victims," LAPD officer Ken Lew with Badge of Heart explained.

-via Twisted Sifter

Guy Steals Pizza Delivery Vehicle to Catch a Plane Out of Wyoming

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 02:00 AM PDT

A group of Vermont friends staying at Elk Country Inn in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, were drinking and got into an argument. Quinn McElwain was upset and left the room. He may have said something about going home. His friends called police about his disappearance. Not long afterward, police received another call, about a missing pizza delivery vehicle that disappeared from the Elk Country Inn. They checked with the Jackson Hole Airport. Lt. Cole Nethercott tells what happened.

When police determined that McElwain bought a ticket to Chicago with cash, he was already in transit and had transferred flights in Denver for the final leg of the trip.

Security officers at Chicago O’Hare International were contacted to intercept the suspect, but he lucked out of being apprehended.

“For whatever reason,” Nethercott said, “they ended up at the wrong gate and they missed him.”

The Toyota RAV4 was returned to the Pizza Hut driver, and nothing was missing from the vehicle. That means that the charge, under Wyoming law, is not grand theft auto, but only unauthorized use of a vehicle, which is a misdemeanor. Nethercott said the question at this point is whether the prosecutor will want to go to the expense of extraditing McElwain for a misdemeanor charge. -via Daily of the Day

(Image credit: Flickr user Marci)

The 30 Funniest Single Comic Book Panels

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 01:00 AM PDT

What's the context? Perhaps it's for the best that we don't know. These single comic narrative elements are perfect just by themselves.

Katharine Trendacosta of io9 asked her readers to submit the funniest comic book panels that they had ever seen. She compiled a list of the best, including the Hulk's toilet paper supply, Iron Man rejoicing in his money, and unintentional obscenities.

The Dark Sides Of Canada That Nobody Ever Talks About

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 12:00 AM PDT

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America's neighbors to the north are often portrayed as excessively polite, super nice, gentle and considerate people who serve as the yang to America's violent and boorish yin.

But, as we've learned from the eye opening documentary series Trailer Park Boys, there are plenty of violent Canadian criminals and dirty little secrets hiding beneath all that snow and maple syrup.

From the yearly clubbing of half a million seals to the overconsumption of horse meat, from Quebec's history of slavery for the sake of social status to the residential school system that forced indigenous people to learn the Canadian way, Canada's got some 'splainin' to do!

Read the 6 Dark Sides Of Canada That No One Ever Talks About here (contains NSFW language)

Ducks Stop Traffic for the Bird Whisperer

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 10:00 PM PDT

These ducks know who the good guy is. The one who feeds them! They are so excited when they see him coming down the hill that they rush to meet him. If that means holding up traffic, so be it.  

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I live near a river with ducks and geese. For years, the ducks were shy and the geese were hateful. Then the city installed vending machines so people could buy duck chow for a quarter, and suddenly we have the world’s friendliest ducks and geese. Food really does make the world go ‘round. -via Viral Viral Videos

The Name of Frankenstein's Monster

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 09:00 PM PDT

Some snooty know-it-all may correct you when you mention Frankenstein. "No, no--that's Frankenstein's monster. His creator is named Frankenstein. You should read the book instead of some lame horror movie."

That just shows you that he doesn't know what he's talking about. Chip Zdarsky, a comic artist, found the original manuscript to Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. If you read to the very end, you'll see that the monster is also named Frankenstein.

-via Tor

Suicide Fiction - No Bible Quotes, Just Stand Up Comedy

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 08:00 PM PDT


Suicide Fiction by Ddjvigo

They were two comic book characters from the wrong side of the tracks, brought into the real world by a criminal overlord looking to rewrite their origin stories. But Mr. J and Harley weren't open to edits, and they were looking to tell their own pulp tales, some of which involved smashing a certain "director" with a baseball bat. They showed up at his apartment unannounced and pulled a Tarantino, making sure the last thing he saw was the smile on the Joker's face...

Add some wicked superhero mashup style to your geeky wardrobe with this Suicide Fiction t-shirt by Ddjvigo, it's sure to make your fellow Squad fans smile with delight.

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XKCD Creator Goes Back to High School

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 08:00 PM PDT

A few years ago, Randall Munroe of xkcd became fascinated with explaining difficult concepts with small, easily understood words. An example is here. His project and later book Thing Explainer grow out of his efforts. Munroe’s publisher, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, also publishes textbooks, and they thought his simple explanations could work for their high school texts.

“We just all had an a-ha moment,” said Peggy Smith-Herbst, the senior vice president who oversees content development for science and mathematics. “We always knew we wanted to work with him.”

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt announced on Tuesday that it was collaborating with Mr. Munroe to incorporate parts of “Thing Explainer” into the next editions of its high school chemistry, biology and physics textbooks, to be published this summer. “It’s a way of deepening the engagement level for students,” Ms. Smith-Herbst said.

Students who attend schools that will get new textbooks this fall will be in for a treat. It might even get them to read their textbooks. Read more about the plan at the New York Times. 

(Image credit: Randall Munroe)

Baby Announcement Texted to Wrong Number. Guy Shows up with Presents Anyway.

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 07:00 PM PDT

Deorick Williams got a text message with some great news: Lindsey Lashley's baby had been born!

But he had no idea who Lindsey was. He had been sent the text message by accident. Nonetheless, he continued the conversation . . .

Lindsey and her husband Mark apologized for the confusion once they understood that they didn't know Deorick. But by then, Deorick wanted to visit and meet the baby.

Deorick and his brother showed up to welcome the baby and meet his happy parents.

ABC News (auto-start video) describes their happy meeting:

Williams said he and his brother brought diapers, pacifiers and baby bottles to the new parents, Mark and Lindsey Lashley. The family welcomed the Williams brothers into their hospital room and seemed touched by the gesture.

"We had a great time," Williams told ABC News. "I was invited already, so I thought I might as well go. And why not bring gifts?"

-via Twisted Sifter

<i>Teen Titans Go!</i> Ground Beef

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 06:00 PM PDT

It's not just meat. It's art! Keiran Gormley is the meat department manager at the Uwajimaya grocery store in Seattle. He's the Michelangelo of the meat grinder. Gormley takes beef and pork and turns them into vivid sculptures that are almost too good to eat. Most recently, he sculpted Robin, Starfire, and Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go!

The Story Behind the <i>Deadpool</i> Title Sequence

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 05:00 PM PDT

Have you seen Deadpool yet? I haven’t either, but I’ve just seen the title sequence and the closing credits, and am thoroughly impressed. If the rest of the film is that innovative and subversive, it’s my kind of movie.

The opening notes of Juice Newton’s adult contemporary classic “Angel of the Morning” drown out what are sure to be the final screams of some extremely unlucky hired goons. Here, frozen in time, in the back seat of an exploding Cadillac Escalade, a hyper-violent tableau takes shape. In what can only be described as some unholy marriage of the Three Stooges and a Michael Bay movie, battered bodies fly in all directions, engulfed in a shower of spit, blood, and broken glass. Guns are fired. Eyes are gouged. Tea is bagged. This is Deadpool… or rather it’s our introduction to Deadpool, the masked mutant in the middle of all that death and debris — the guy deftly executing the wedgie to end all wedgies.

From the moment the first credit appears on screen, it’s clear the Deadpool opening title sequence is designed for one thing and one thing only: to gleefully take the piss out of the entire proceedings.

From there we get the story behind the opening sequence as The Art of the Title talks to Director Tim Miller and Layout Supervisor Franck Balson. They tell us where the idea came from, how they did it, and best of all, why they did it -and you may be surprised. They also talk about the end credits and more about Deadpool. And there are videos. -via Metafilter

What You're Saying To The World With Your Facial Hair

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 04:00 PM PDT

Your facial hair is the first thing people see when they look at your face, and when your chin hairs enter the room before the rest of your face you can be sure people are going to stare at it and wonder.

Sometimes they're wondering why you don't shave it all off, or what you would look like when you're clean shaven, and a few jealous facial hair fans will wonder how long it took you to grow out your fabulous look.

But as you'll see in this illustrated guide created by Caldwell Tanner and Susanna Wolff your beard and moustache typically does most of the talking for you, giving the world a hairy glimpse into your soul.

See What You're Saying With Your Facial Hair here (NSFW due to language)

10 of the Most Significant Fictional Scientific Research and Tech Companies in Movies

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 03:00 PM PDT

If you had the opportunity to open a business, you’d be very tempted to name it Wayne Enterprises, like in the Batman universe. Admit it. But there are plenty of other fictional research and tech companies in TV and movies you could poach a name from. Check out the list at TVOM, and keep them in mind for the time you open your own research facility. Or evil empire.

Company Seeks Paid Interns to Drink Beer for 4 Months

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 02:00 PM PDT


(Unrelated photo by Lachlan Hardy)

These days, it can be really hard for young people to break into their careers. Many have to endure long, unpaid internships to get the necessary skills and contacts for a paid entry-level position.

But not the interns at the World of Beer. This restaurant chain based in Tampa, Florida is offering to pay its interns. There's just one catch: those 3 interns must travel around the world attending beer festivals and drinking beer.

So it's a task for only the hardy. UPI reports:

The interns, who would each be paid $12,000 in addition to their food, lodging and travel expenses, would be required to write about their beer-tasting adventures for the company's website.

"Whether you're a photographer or writer, social media maverick or beer blog surfer, we are looking for you. Adventure seekers and storytellers, beer experts or novices, brewery nerds and foodie fans all open to apply. So if you want to live, drink and tell the tale to the world, get ready to apply for the chance to share your experience as a Drink It Intern," World of Beer said on its website.


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Here's the official job posting. Get cracking, ambitious young people.

-via Ace of Spades HQ

Batman v Superman 1995

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 01:00 PM PDT

We showed you Batman vs. Superman, the 1949 version. Then there was the 60s-80s remix. Here we have a trailer from 1995, which seems like just yesterday. But you don’t realize how much the standard movie trailer style has changed in twenty years until you see it recreated. Screen Crush did just that, with their “VHS version.”  

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You can compare this to the 2015 trailer used for the remix, but you’ll have to sit through an ad to see the ad. -Thanks, Joe Harpy!

Anime Tokyo Versus The Real Life Version

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 12:00 PM PDT

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If animators have done their job well then viewers don't think too hard about how they designed their backgrounds or characters, they just watch the wonderful animation and go squee.

But all artists work with real life reference, and for anime this reference often includes photos of Japanese cities like Tokyo that serve as a backdrop for the storyline.

The 2013 anime feature The Garden Of Words takes place in Tokyo, so director Makoto Shinkai used photo reference to create stunningly beautiful backgrounds that set the picture firmly in the city during the rainy season.

You can see how the anime backgrounds created by Makoto Shinkai are virtually indistinguishable from the original location reference photos here, a testament to the artistry and attention to detail that goes into the making of anime feature films.

-Via GeekTyrant

The Most Spectacular Dystopia of the 1970s

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 11:00 AM PDT

The town of Scarfolk, England, exists only in ephemera and at the blog bearing its name. Scarfolk is a authoritarian dystopia, a dangerous and paranoid place stuck in the 1970s. Browse through, and you have to wonder about the mind that conceived it. That would be graphic artist Richard Littler, who created it from the dim and nightmarish memories of his childhood. He explains one of the memories that led to Scarfolk.  

I initially started Scarfolk because I wanted to capture, or rather investigate, the fading memories of my 1970s and early ’80s British childhood. I suffered from night terrors as a kid, and looking back, I often couldn’t distinguish between what was real and what had been a vivid nightmare.

One such memory was of children playing school sports on a railway line: As the children entered a dark tunnel, they’re injured or killed by speeding trains while a brass band played on the embankment. It almost sounds like the plot of a Bunuel film, and for many years I was convinced I had imagined it, especially because everyone I mentioned it to looked at me as if I were insane.

A few years ago, I finally discovered that I hadn’t imagined it—it’s a 1977 public information film called “The Finishing Line,” which was made to deter children from playing near railway lines. The film was screened at my junior school, or around second or third grade in the U.S., where pupils were also shown slide presentations of burn victims to discourage playing with fireworks. “The Finishing Line” caused controversy at the time and was eventually withdrawn. However, its replacement was another violent public information film about a boy called Robbie who loses both legs in a railway accident.

Littler tells about how Scarfolk came about, how it’s been received, and more in an interview at Collectors Weekly. There’s also a gallery of the some popular images from Scarfolk.

(Image credit: Richard Littler)

Pool Time! - Sure He Can Wade, But How's His Doggy Paddle?

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 10:00 AM PDT


Pool Time! by Dooomcat

It's almost time to jump in the pool again, but if you think you're more excited about the prospect than the guy with "Pool" in his name guess again. Because swimming, or more precisely floating, is one of Wade's favorite things to do on his off time, and in case you're wondering- no, the suit and mask do not come off. But if you want to see that merc with a mouth at his most content, during those marvelous moments when he's super chill, you gotta see him when he's Wade-ing in the kiddie pool!

Get all wet with Wade Wilson, bring home this Pool Time! t-shirt by Dooomcat and make every day feel like a Deadpool day.

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Cadbury Creme Egg-Stuffed Donut Holes

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 10:00 AM PDT

Tori of Gringalicious is ready for Easter breakfast. She's wrapped miniature Cadbury Creme Eggs in donut dough, deep fried them, then dusted them with sugar.

And because that doesn't go far enough, she also prepared chocolate and vanilla-flavored marshmallow fluff. It's a perfect dip for these donut holes, as well as pretty much anything else in the kitchen. You can find her full recipe here.

-via Tasteologie

A Graduation Photoshoot to Remember

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 09:00 AM PDT

People have professional pictures made for graduation to record that period in their life for the memories they bring years afterward. Here’s one that a soon-to-be graduate from Florida State University will never forget. In a stereotypical illustration of “Pride goeth before a fall,” redditor Typic0le’s girlfriend landed wrong while taking the “jump for joy” picture and broke a metatarsal. Let’s hope she completely recovers before she actually has to climb the stage to get her sheepskin. Several folks pointed out that this sequence could be a metaphor for life itself. See it full size at imgur.

A High Tech Spy Pistol That Looks Exactly Like A Smartphone

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 08:00 AM PDT

Subterfuge and masterful disguises are a big part of the spy game, and if James Bond has taught us anything spies also like to use lots of cool gadgets while they're gathering information.

Spy gadgets are often cool because they look like other stuff, like a camera that looks like a pack of cigarettes, an umbrella dart gun or, in this case, a pistol that looks just like a smartphone.

The Ideal Conceal Double Barrel .380 caliber pistol has a grip that folds out when it's time to pull the trigger, a built-in laser sight and flashlight, and a handy belt clip for when you're through being cool.

-Via Fraghero

19 Times Someone Gets Thrown Into the Vacuum of Space

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 07:00 AM PDT

Don’t panic- this list is about fiction. One of the reasons we haven’t colonized space already is that it’s an inhospitable environment. Outer space is a vacuum without the oxygen we require, and a common tragedy in science fiction is a human coming in contact with that vacuum. It doesn’t end well for the most part, but how accurate are these portrayals? They range from horrible to scientifically accurate but still scary. Take Total Recall, which is judged the most inaccurate of all.  

Towards the end of Total Recall, Quaid throws a bomb and blows out the wall of one of the buildings on Mars. Cohaagen, who triggered the bomb, is sucked out of the building, where he proceeds to explosively decompress in the thin Martian atmosphere.

Why this is completely, utterly wrong: Aspiring screenwriters, repeat after me: you don’t explode in space. You don’t explode in space. Total Recall is a totally grotesque and hilarious scene. It’s a iconic, to be sure, but it’s not what would happen if you found yourself on the surface of Mars without a space suit. Not even close.

So which movies get it right? Check out the list of such film scenes ranked from worst to best at io9. -via Digg

Be Less Stupid Is A Show For People Who Like To Know Stuff

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 06:00 AM PDT

The world could use a few more people who have their minds set on being less stupid, because those folks seem to be in short supply these days and the internet only makes it easier to skate by without a brain.

So maybe what we need is a new web series aimed at turning the tides of dumbness, a series with a catchy title like Be Less Stupid, yeah, that's the ticket! (NSFW due to language)

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Be Less Stupid is a new series by former Penn & Teller: Bulls#%t! and Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher writer Jon Hotchkiss, who exposes the truth about hot button issues like Coke bleaching, cabin depressurization and whether having sex with a pregnant woman poses a threat to the infant. You know, smart people stuff!

-Via Laughing Squid

Snippets of Instruction

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 05:00 AM PDT

The following is an article from The Annals of Improbable Research, now in all-pdf form. Get a subscription now for only $25 a year!

Bits of regulated wisdom from many fields
compiled by Ernest Ersatz, Improbable Research staff

How to Obtain Gold
These are from the book Alaska and the Klondike Gold Fields, Containing a Full Account of the Discovery of Gold; Enormous Deposits of the Precious Metal; Routes Traversed by Miners; How to Find Gold; Camp Life at Klondike — Practical Instructions for Fortune Seekers Including a Description of the Gold Regions; Land of Wonders; Immense Mountains, Rivers and Plains; Native Inhabitants; etc., A.C. Harris, Minter Company, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, 1897.

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How to Instruct a Jury
This is from the book Sackett’s Instructions and Requests for Instructions in Jury Trials, second edition revised, Frederick Sackett and Martin L. Newell , Callaghan and Co., Chicago, 1888.

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How to and How Not to Vary Hand Gestures
This is from the book The Rhetorical Reader: Consisting of Instructions for Regulating the Voice, with a Rhetorical Notation, Illustrating Inflection, Emphasis, and Modulation, and a Course of Rhetorical Exercises Designed for the Use of Academies and High-Schools, Ebenezer Porter, Dayton & Newman, New York, 1842.

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How to Run Train Number 43
This is from the book Explanation of Train Rules, Train Orders, Special Instructions, and Rules Governing the Use of Block Signals and Interlocking Plants, Otho William Brandt, Tiernan-Dart Printing Co., Kansas City, Missouri, 1919.

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How to Behave
This is from the book Behavior Book — A Guide and Manual for Ladies as Regards Their conversation; manners; dress; introductions; entree to society; shopping; conduct in the street; at places of amusement; in traveling; at the table, either at home, in company, or at hotels; deportment in gentlemen’s society; lips; complexion; teeth; hands; the hair; etc., etc. With full instructions and advice in letter writing; receiving presents; incorrect words; borrowing; obligations to gentlemen; offences; children; decorum in church; at evening parties; and full suggestions in bad practices and habits easily contracted, which no young lady should be guilty of, etc., etc., Eliza Leslie, T.B. Peterson and Brothers, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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How to Handle Heraldry
This is from the book Handbook of Heraldry with Instructions for Tracing Pedigrees and Deciphering Ancient Mss,; Rules for the Appointment of Liveries &c., fourth edition, John E. Cussans, Chatto & Windus, London, 1893.

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How to Tend a Boiler
This is from the book Maxims and Instructions for the Boiler Room — Useful to Engineers, Firemen and Mechanics, Relating to Steam Generators, Pumps, Appliances, Steam Heating, Practical Plumbing, etc., N. Hawkins, Theo. Audel and Co., New York, 1902.

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How to Name the Parts of a Buggy
This is from the February 1905 issue of the magazine Popular Mechanics. (Thanks to Rose Fox for bringing it to our attention.)

[Read it here.]

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