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2016/06/18

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The Cheerios Challenge

Posted: 18 Jun 2016 04:00 AM PDT

(Image credit: Patrick Quinn at Life of Dad)

Just in time for Fathers Day, here’s a game dads can play with their child during nap time! It all started when Patrick Quinn was playing around with his three-week old son. Once he got five Cheerios stacked on the baby’s face, he had to share it on Facebook. Then other dads took up the challenge, trying to outdo each other, as dads do. The hardest part, they say, is trying not to sabotage themselves with laughter.

(Image credit: Demetrice Pollard at Life of Dad)

So far, the most Cheerios is 16 in a single stack, achieved by two dads so far. Demetrice Pollard worked for an hour to get 16 Cheerios stacked on his baby, and said the stack lasted for 2.5 seconds. No matter -as long as he managed to take a picture! Other submissions used multiple stacks, foods other than Cheerios, and there’s even one with a baby who’s wide awake! But this guy used his head.

(Image credit: Ariel Isenberg)

But what’s funniest is seeing picture after picture of sleeping babies with Cheerios stacked on their faces. We don’t know if anyone used superglue, but I bet a fair number of them used the “lick and stick” method. See more submissions as they come in at the Life of Dad Facebook page.
-via Buzzfeed

Bear Opens Car Door

Posted: 18 Jun 2016 02:00 AM PDT

It's a simple safety rule: when you're driving through a bad neighborhood, such as Yellowstone National Park, lock your car doors. You don't want some bear to come along and carjack you.


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These foolhardy tourists learned the hard way that the cute, cuddly black bear views visitors in cars as canned food with pop tops.

-via Jalopnik

A Really Bad Movie

Posted: 18 Jun 2016 12:00 AM PDT

It’s strange how someone else’s opinion affects your own, isn’t it? Especially when it’s someone you really care about. There must be something good about it if he likes it! And if the movie’s only redeeming quality is the joy it brings someone you love, that can be good enough. This is the latest from Lunarbaboon.

Sculptures Combining Directors With Their Most Popular Films

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 11:00 PM PDT

We've featured the artwork of Mike Leavitt before, but for geeks like us, it was impossible not to feature one of his newest lines, King Cuts. In this brilliant series, he combines famous directors with some of their most famous characters creating delightful and mildly disturbing beasts that we would love to display throughout the Neatorama offices. 

From Kubrik to Cameron and Hitchcock to Lynch, just about every legendary director is included in the series and the creations really do capture their unique visions in the most striking way possible.

Via Booooooom

Old Comic Book Panels Taken Out Of Context May Make You Feel Funny

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 10:00 PM PDT

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Comic books are one of the easiest places to find out of context comedy because all panels in the book relate to each other, so if you isolate one panel from the rest it reads as totally bizarro.

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Sometimes you can even isolate a cluster of panels and they will still read as sick and twisted, even if the tale being told takes place in squeaky clean Riverdale High.

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Of course, there are plenty of strange panels lurking around in old comics that don't need any help to tickle a reader's funny bone

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But remember- all of these panels were taken from kid-friendly comics, so any perversity you perceive is just a product of your naughty imagination!

See 25 Old Comics Without Context That Are Beyond Disturbing here

Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Lack of Vodka

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 09:00 PM PDT

(Photo: Scott Davidson)

A man in Naples, Florida suddenly found himself in peril. He had consumed vodka but, sadly, an insufficient amount in order to accomplish his biochemical objectives. His girlfriend refused to buy more. So he called 911 to report the situation to emergency services dispatchers.

By the time that sheriff's deputies arrived, the alcohol deprivation victim realized that he may have made a mistake. He told the deputies that it was a prank. The Palm Beach Post does not report on whether the officers laughed in response, but it does say that they arrested the man for misusing 911.

-via Charles C.W. Cooke

<i>Psycho</i> House: The Many Faces of the Bates Mansion

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 08:00 PM PDT

You’d recognize the Bates Mansion from the Alfred Hitchcock film Psycho anywhere, right? Maybe not. Oh sure, you’d recognize images from the 1960 movie, but the house itself is different every time you see it. And you’ve probably seen it in other movies and TV shows and didn’t even realize it. Universal Studios used the house -or parts of it- for a lot of different productions. In fact, the movie Psycho only used a facade for exterior shots!

The Psycho house was constructed in an interesting way, something akin to using Lego to build a home. ‘Stock units’ were taken from existing structures and pieced together to create whatever the studio needed at the time. As a result, the tower section of the Bates house actually came from another home set that stands on Universal’s back lot.

See how the Bates Mansion and its components were used over the years at Urban Ghosts.

(Image credit: Flickr user Steve)

<i>Finding Dory</i> Isn't So Great for Our Fish Friends

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 07:00 PM PDT

The internet is abuzz with the release of Finding Dory today, and while many humans couldn't be happier about the film, wild blue tangs should be shivering in fear. You see, despite Finding Nemo showing that wild fish belong in the wild and not in fish tanks, sales of clownfish skyrocketed after the film's release. Marine biologists are expecting the same to happen with blue tangs now that Dory is leading her own film, but unlike clownfish, blue tangs can't reproduce in captivity. That means every single blue tang in someone's fish tank came from the wild. Even worse, since the fish live in coral reefs and there are no regulations about the capture of fish for aquariums, countless reefs have been damaged in the capture of wild fish and that number will only go up as blue tangs increase in popularity. 

So if you see Finding Dory and just have to own a Dory of your own, don't head to your local pet store, go to the local Disney Store instead and buy a toy version, which will be a lot more cuddly anyway.

"Visiting My Dead Dad on Google Street View"

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 06:00 PM PDT

In the natural order of things, children bury their parents. It is normal, but it is so very hard, too.

Bill Frankel and his siblings moved their elderly parents out of their house and into an assisted living facility. This was necessary because they couldn't take care of themselves anymore. 4 months later, Frankel's father died.

Then he found his father on Google Street View. He writes at Narrative.ly:

After he died, my parents’ house, which my siblings and I had been preparing for sale, was put on the market. When the listing came online, my brother called me, his voice shaking, and asked me to take a look at the listing. When I logged on, I understood why he sounded so shook up.

Google Street View, a Google Maps feature that allows visitors to see panoramic street-level views of a property, had captured Dad working in the yard – apparently oblivious that a Google car had just passed him. There he was in his white shirt, white shorts, white shoes with white socks.

There he was, totally in his element. How we wished he were still there.

At the time, I told the story to everyone, and posted on social media about his Google Street View encounter. And I frequently visited him online – logging on to introduce him to his grandchildren, but mainly just to make sure he was still there.

Later, Google Street View updated the phoot. For Frankel, it was like losing his father all over again:

That fact was more shocking than finding my father there in the first place, some three years earlier. I’m not an emotional person, but this revelation really overwhelmed me with sadness, especially as I broke the news to my wife and my siblings.

As my oldest sister said, being able to check in on Dad in the yard (even virtually) helped mitigate the guilt we felt for taking him out of his element in the first place. It was as if he spent the past few years “at home.”

Only now does his loss feel real, for all of us.

-via Laughing Squid

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - A Fright For The Ages

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 04:00 PM PDT


TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE by Agacactus

Classic horror movies rarely make as big of an impact on the audience as Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre did back in 1974, and to this day people can't hear the sound of a chainsaw without thinking of Leatherface. And while the original movie made audiences break out in a cold sweat, and caused many to see Leatherface's gruesome skin mask leering at them in their nightmares, it gave horror movie fanatics a new creep to root for who was somehow kinder and gentler than the rest. For poor old Leatherface was just following orders and trying not to disappoint his dear demented family, a feeling we can all relate to, and with the release of future installments we got to see just how fun it would be to hang around Leatherface's house of horrors...

Declare your love of classic horror flicks with this TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE t-shirt by Agacactus, it's a killer work of art!

Visit Agacactus's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

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10 Memorable Bathroom Scenes in Movies

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 04:00 PM PDT

In light of this week’s featurearticles, this one should come as no surprise to you. There was a time when pop culture ignored the bathroom, both public and private, because calling attention to private functions was just not done. But over the past 50 years or so, putting a movie scene in a restroom, public or private, has become common. The setting automatically gives the scene a feeling of intimacy. In a comedy, there’s plenty of opportunity for potty humor. In a drama, there’s an implication of secrecy. Check out both kinds of bathroom movie scenes in a list at Unreality, with video evidence. 

Waitress with Incredible Reflexes Saves Falling Mug

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 02:44 PM PDT

It's really dangerous to reveal mutant superpowers like this--and especially for something as trivial as a mug. Nonetheless, this waitress at the Posita bar in Moaña, Spain demonstrated her superhuman dexterity and reflexes when a mug fell off a high shelf.


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She kicked it behind her back, sending it flying into a sink full of water. Her co-worker and customers reacted with horror when they realized that she's one of them.

-via Jonah Goldberg

The Time Morrissey Ruined Bill Cosby's Appearance On <i>The Tonight Show</i>

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 02:00 PM PDT

The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson played host to many big names with equally big egos to match, but on June 4, 1991 one big head obscured the rest- Steven Patrick Morrissey, aka The Moz.

This star studded episode featured Bill Cosby, Beau Bridges and musical act Morrissey, and even though Cosby and Bridges were huge stars, they simply couldn't find their way out of Morrissey's shadow.

For Morrissey had just finished his first U.S. Tour after cancelling his last show in Austin because the crowds had grown too rowdy, and those who couldn't make it to a show descended upon NBC studios in Burbank.

The rowdy fans ruined Carson's monologue, making him mighty grumpy, but Cosby soldiered on by adding Morrissey references to his jokes, which won the Moz fans over for a minute- until it was time for Morrissey to perform.

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As Morrissey performed Sing Your Life and There Is A Place In Hell the crowd went bananas, taking the show out of Carson's control.

When they inexplicably segued to Beau Bridges after Moz's performance it was clear the audience was lost, leaving Carson to get revenge the only way he knew how- by not thanking Morrissey for being his guest at the end of the show.

Read 25 Years Ago, Morrissey Ruined Bill Cosby's Appearance On The Tonight Show here

The Suicide Club: Early American Airmail Pilots

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 12:00 PM PDT

In 1918, airplanes were still a new concept, and outside of a few stunt promotions, were only used for war and for delivering mail. The US Army encourage the Post Office Department to buy their surplus planes after World War I. Flying the mail across the country was a dangerous job.

The initial mail routes stretched between New York, Washington D.C., and Philadelphia, expanding to Cleveland and Chicago within the next year. In the early days of the Air Mail Service, risk was at an all-time high. From 1918 to 1926, there were 35 pilots who died trying to deliver the mail, with one death for every roughly 115,000 miles flown in 1919, and there were 15 deaths alone in 1920.

It was at the time one of the most dangerous jobs in the world, and the pilots knew it. The average flying time clocked by a pilot before death was estimated at only around 900 hours.

To do a job like this, black humor was sometimes necessary, says Nancy Pope, historian and head curator of the Smithsonian National Postal Museum. “One of the pilots was kidding around about it one day and said, ‘You know, we’re nothing more than a suicide club,’ says Pope. “It kind of became a badge of pride to these guys, that, you know, ‘We’re risking our lives to do our jobs.’”

It was dangerous because those early planes had few safety features, aerial maps were fairly primitive, and pilots were expected to fly through any weather. The men who flew the planes were aware of the dangers, but they were risk-takers who lived to fly. Read about them at Atlas Obscura.

(Image credit: Smithsonian National Postal Museum)

Be Careful Who You Ask To Help You With Your Crossword Puzzle

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 10:00 AM PDT

Crossword puzzles can be quite challenging, and getting stuck on a word without an answer key can make the rest of the puzzle really damn hard to finish.

Heed this illustrated warning by Pain Train Comic, fellow word puzzlers, and be careful who you ask for help with your crosswords or you may have "a four letter word for the Devil's domain" to pay!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

NASA Mars Recruiting Posters

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 09:00 AM PDT


Mars needs YOU! In the future, Mars will need all kinds of explorers, farmers, surveyors, teachers . . . but most of all YOU! Join us on the Journey to Mars as we explore with robots and send humans there one day. Download a Mars poster that speaks to you. Be an explorer!

Do you have what it takes to explore an alien planet? In 2009, NASA commissioned a set of recruitment posters for an exhibit at the Kennedy Space Center Visitor's Complex. The posters were designed with a retro feel in 21st-century eye-popping colors.

Now they are online and free to download. You can even print out your own 30x48 posters -if you have a printer that will do the job. Or just continue reading to see them.

Get Geared Up For A Day At The Fair With These Funny And Festive T-Shirts

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 08:00 AM PDT

I Choose Blue by Taylor Rose

Many families have a yearly tradition of going to the county fair, and even though they tend to see the same things year in and year out it's a tradition that few familes are willing to give up.

In fact, every member of the family loves going to the fair, and they always manage to have fun in that old familiar place so long as they get to do what they've been looking forward to for the last year.

If you're heading out to the fair this summer you'll want to look good, and there's no better place than the NeatoShop to buy a shirt guaranteed to get you lots of love!

When you wear a geeky t-shirt to the fair people are sure to check you out

I'd Pug Me by Hillary White

And it's up to you whether you keep your geeky style tasteful

Melts In Your Mouth by Vincent Trinidad

Or declare your allegiance to the delicious dark side

Meat Skull by Andrei Verner

Everybody has their own reason for wearing a geeky t-shirt they know will get attention

Planeteer Call by Batang 9Tees

Some see it as a fun way to break the ice

Sassage! by Sophie Corrigan

Others like to openly express their political beliefs so people will either give them props or scowls

Kodos by Haplo

There's the proud father who is also a total geek

Are You My Father? by Kellabell9

And the overjoyed supermom who somehow still has fun while staying busy all day

Super Mom by Liron Peer

You'll see the nerd who would rather be home watching television

Beets Motel Schrute Farms by B4DW0LF

The sad little lost kid who can't seem to find their family

Nobody Loves Me by SergioDoe

The hardcore foodie who is too busy eating to care what you think of their tee

Meat Yo Self by JVZ Designs

And the comedic cutup who wears a silly tee in order to make people smile all day

German Sausage Pun by Cafe Pretzel

And if you're lucky you might even see the elusive Dude out on the scene

The Pig Lebowski by Burgernator

Everybody has their own favorite "thing" at the fair

Chicken Tater Head by Artistic Dyslexia

Whether it's seeing the livestock and other animals

Anatomy Of A Cow by Sophie Corrigan

Eating their weight in sweet treats

Cakespeare's Globe by Geeksweetie

Getting the wits scared out of them on one of those rickety rides

Max And Goofy by Punksthetic

Or trying to win a prize at one of those fun carnival game booths

Explosive Game by Naolito

Everything is awesome at the county fair!

Tasty Fried Chicken by JakGibberish

Before you head out to the fair head to the NeatoShop and get geared up in a look that will make you the center of attention for less!

The NeatoShop features thousands of amazing designs with the best quality prints in the biz, and all sales benefit the amazing indie artists who create these eye-catching designs.

So gear up at the NeatoShop and hit the fair in style!

The Amazing Architecture and Décor of <i>Game of Thrones</i>

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 07:00 AM PDT

Watching Game of Thrones is like taking a virtual trip to foreign lands, both in your imagination and in the real world. The lovely settings are heavily augmented with computer-generate imagery, but they are filmed in real historic places. And the production travels to gorgeous far-flung spots to get the right look. For example, King’s Landing is a real place -in Croatia.  

Following season one, King’s Landing was relocated to the grey and rocky coastline of Dubrovnik, a Croatian city on the Adriatic Sea. This was the ideal location because the city is walled, has a diverse architecture and many more classic tile roofs than there are stone lions. The crew also did some filming on the island of Lokrum. Dubrovnik remains as the current location for King’s Landing today. The Trsteno Arboretum, also located in Dubrovnik, is the filming location of the royal gardens and a location of much intrigue. Within this verdant setting, Margaery Tyrell and Olenna Tyrell plotted against the Baratheon and Lannister families among a gorgeous setting of flowers and sunshine.

See how Game of Thrones’ fantasy places resemble real locations in Spain, Malta, Morocco, and Northern Ireland as well, at Housely. 

<i>Game of Thrones</i> Houses As Pokemon

Posted: 17 Jun 2016 06:00 AM PDT

Game of Thrones is hardly a children's show, but that doesn't mean it can't inspire adorable creations. In fact, artist Kaleb Leigh did a magnificent job translating the house sigils from the story into Pokemon, complete with their evolutionary processes.

They look cute, but I sure wouldn't let my kids collect them all or even watch the resulting battles. 

Via Nerd Approved

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