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2017/01/02

20 Tinder Conversation Openers If You Want to Stay Forever Alone and more...

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20 Tinder Conversation Openers If You Want to Stay Forever Alone and more...


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Proposal of the Day: Woman So Excited About Proposal, She Falls Off Stage

 

It’s the happiest moment of your life, when that special someone pops their shirt off and pops the question.

Some people don’t know how to react to this? For some, a tearful “yes” will suffice. For others, falling through a stage is the only response.

That’s what Texan woman Endyugi Shoedarsono did when her shirtless boyfriend proposed to her during a music festival in Dallas. Mediaite reported, “Boyfriend Jeff Jackson got on one knee at a Crizzly show to ask her to marry him while Colton Carlyle filmed the whole thing and caught the tumble.” True love exists.

Endyugi’s ok, though. She posted on Facebook.

Don't feel too bad, Edyugi, it happens to the best of us. Even Kelsey Grammer, TV's Frasier. 

 


via billschoe43

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Tagged: FAIL , funny
       
 

2016 Is Finally Over and the Year End Reviews Are In

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Okay, last time we even mention 2016, we swear! It's over, and people are leaving their final reviews.

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Tagged: reviews , twitter , 2016 , list , trolling , Memes
       
 
 
 

Mariah Carey's Brazen Attitude While Being Busted for Lip Synching Might Have Been the Most Fitting Way to Close Out 2016

 

Mariah Carey was recently caught lip syncing at the Dick Clark's New Year Rockin' Eve 2017. She "performed" her hit songs, 'We Belong Together' and 'Emotions' with zero f**ks given.

Submitted by: (via Viral Videos)

       
 

Addition of the Day: Japanese Bathrooms Now Have Sanitary Wipes for Cleaning Your Smartphone

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Japan might be about 14 hours ahead of New York, but sometimes it feels like the whole country is light years ahead of the world.

Bathrooms at Tokyo Narita International Airport now come equipped with wipes for your smartphone because those things are disgusting and, man, you need to clean it. Why are we just doing this now?

via Carly Googles

The company that installed them, NTT Docomo, Japan’s largest telecommunications company, said the wipes will be available until March 15, at which point you’ll be forced to clean your phone on your own time and hopefully not get sick. After all, “cell phones carry 10 times more bacteria than most toilet seats” — a man in Uganda even contracted Ebola after stealing one, according to Live Science.

NTT Docomo also provided a handy how-to video for using Japanese toilets and information about the wipes, which also include helpful information, like WiFi passwords. Sanitary, informative, and efficient, these wipes are what 2017 are all about. 



via Toru Sanitary/Reuters

So remember, if someone asks how often you should clean your phone, respond “as often as possible” because you now have no excuse.

 

via docomoOfficial

H/T Huffington Post

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Tagged: bathroom , Japan
       
 

Smoke Bomb Fireworks vs Molten Aluminum

 

I pour molten aluminum onto 30 smoke bombs!

Submitted by: LaneVids (via Lane Fournerat)

       
 

Look Back of Day: Seth Meyers Takes a Closer Look at 2016

 

From “the Closet Summit” to “Birdie Sanders,” the 2016 election was the never-ending nightmare that seems like it never ended. But it’s still worth a closer look, especially when Marco Rubio made allegations about not being able to trust people with small hands (among other things about small hands — man, 2016 really was awful).

Anyway, Seth Meyers recapped it all in his “Closer Look” segment. 12 months of horror in eight minutes of comedy. There are all those great things you forgot about, especially this:

via GIPHY 

and this: 

via Twitter

Maybe it wasn’t all bad. Wait, yes, it was.

 

Submitted by: (via Late Night with Seth Meyers)

       
 

Kids Try Spicy Food and It Doesn't Go Very Well

 

Our kids try spicy chips.

Submitted by: LaneVids (via Lane Fournerat)

Tagged: kids , parenting , spicy food , Video
       
 

Don Lemon Gets Absolutely Wasted on TV During New Year's, and Someone Live-Tweeted the Train-Wreck

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Dude had to get talked out of getting a nipple piercing at one point. And my personal favorite part of this whole catastrophe..."People are saying that I'm lit," Lemon said. "Yeah, I'm lit. Who cares?"

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Tagged: don lemon , news , FAIL , new years , drunk , cnn , TV
       
 
 
   

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