Aussie Grandfather Posts an ad for a 'Fishing Mate' and the World's Reaction is Heartwarming. This widowed Aussie old timer got more than he bargained for, in the best way possible, when he posted an ad to a local website looking for a new 'fishing mate'. The internet got a hold of his ad and recirculated it on sites like twitter and imgur, and before long he had been flooded with support and offers to go fishing. Someone even went and started a gofundme for the old bloke to send him on a fishing trip. From the description:
"We're just a couple of guys who have heard Rays story and want to see him have a good fishing trip.
At the moment the cost is to cover his return flight from Adelaide to Sydney and back home, accommodation, food expenses and any costs associated to get him fishing. Anything left will go to Ray himself or a charity if he chooses as such.
Should we raise above the required limit we can look at sending Ray around the country to fish with a few different people."
It's always nice to see people rally behind a good cause
Feeling a Contact High Coming on Watching These Parents and Kids Smoke Weed With Each Other for the First Time This is one of the more enjoyable videos I've stumbled across as we travel onwards through the early days of 2017. What we have here is a bunch of young adults getting high off that moment dreams become reality. Literally. See what I did there? Honestly though, this is amazing in every sense of the word.
Shoutout goes to our marijuana-blitzed MVP of the hour: the dad who became best friends with the bucket after solidly underestimating the power of a milky bong rip. 
American Hero Makes a Golf Game Worth Watching By Jumping in an 18th Hole Pond Golf is boring. It’s slow moving, low scoring, and you have to be super rich to play. The only thing that’s really good about gold is that it provides the perfect setting for a real “snobs vs. slobs” scenario, like in Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore.
via urasawa That’s probably what this slob was thinking when took on the snobs at the 18th Hole at the Farmers Insurance Open. Watch him, in all his glory, jump into the pond at Torrey Pinnes’ golf course. It’s wonderful. 
Marshawn Lynch Parading Around, Experiencing Scotland Is the Exact Comedic Break We All Need In these dark and unpredictable times Marshawn Lynch is the treasure at the end of the damn Skittles rainbow, dude. Watching the unintentionally hilarious retired Seattle Seahawk who was once famous for his one word press responses now engage in entertaining dialogue with various folk around Scotland is well, it's everything.
Keep an eye out for one of the highlights when Lynch straight up overloads a lady with 50 bags of Skittles. 
This Video Delivers a Life Hack for the Ages: Wash a Goddamn Dish, You Trash Person Hi, thanks for visiting Fail Blog. We consider ourselves guardians of the public good and are hoping to make the world a better, safer, and more inclusive world. But as they say, change starts at home, which is why we are sharing this video on “How to Wash a Goddamn Dish” because we all live with trash and it’s our job to help them. Sick of your roommate’s garbage lifestyle impeding on your day-to-day, send them this video, which breaks down the ins and outs of washing a dish, so that even your dumb-as-shit roommate can understand it. It’s that easy. Go ahead. Watch and share with your idiot roomie, who will probably have to take a break from loudly breathing out of their mouth to hear this thing. It’ll be worth it if they do. Just let them know that they won’t suffocate if they close their mouth for a moment.
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12 of the Most Inspired Reasons People Gave for Deleting Their Uber Accounts Uber is steadily paddling through a rocky PR shitstorm. Over the weekend, following news of the Muslim Travel Ban issued by the Trump administration, thousands of angry citizens turned up at JFK airport in NY to stage an open protest. The NY Taxi Workers Alliance additionally called for an hour-long halt in services to further protest the ban. And that's right about where Uber issued a tweet saying they'd halt surge prices, and continue providing rides to and fro the airport. Some folks took this as an insensitive ploy to swoop in and capitalize on profits otherwise being willingly forfeited by taxi workers, eager to put on a display of outrage and unrest over the Muslim Travel Ban. Hundreds, if not thousands of people went on to delete the Uber app from their phones, and these are some of the more colorful reasons for why: 
Six Years Ago a Trump Hotel Asked for Your Favorite Travel Memory, Today People Are Trolling the Shit Out of It Whether you’re tweeting about how much you like the Star Wars prequels or you tweeted about how “offensive” and “unconstitutional” a Muslim ban would be before you became vice president, everyone’s got an embarrassing tweet. But I don’t know if there’s anyone on Twitter whose old tweets are dug up as frequently as Trump’s and his affiliates. Take @TrumpHotels, an innocuous account used to promote vacationing at one of the many luxurious Trump hotels. On October 11, 2011, @TrumpHotels asked followers to tweet their “favorite travel memory.” Now, as that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year continues to make travel nearly impossible for huge swaths of the world’s population, people are finally responding. Here are some of the best ones. 
The Signs They Are A Changin' So Here Are The Best Protest Signs from This Past Weekend Now that all that "American carnage" that Trump promised is being put into practice, people are hitting the streets to stop it. Truth be told, it's getting harder and harder to keep your sense of humor when the foundations of American society are slowly crumbling, but you got to hand it to these protestors, they knew just how to do it. So check out some of the best examples of our First Amendment rights from this past weekend's protest against the Muslim Ban. 
Cure for the Mondays: 15 Office Fails to Start Your Week Mondays are the worst. You don't need me telling you. So sometimes, you just need to get that workday frustration out, and that's what we're here to do. Check out some of the best workplace fails, wins, and trolls money can buy. 
After Sending America Into Freefall, Trump Watched Finding Dory Over the weekend, that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year instituted a Muslim Ban, which “unleashed global chaos.” As people worried about whether they’d be able to return home or see their family members again, Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, hosted a screening of Finding Dory, a movie about “a foreigner entering the U.S. without authorization to reunite with her parents,” writes Chris Lu. And, wow, this guy Trump is really something, huh? Because millions of Americans spent the weekend living in fear at what this new foreign policy means for the republic, some took solace in making fun of the president. Here are some of the best tweets: 
Watch Winona Ryder Give Birth to a Thousand Gifs as Stranger Things Wins a SAG Award The SAG Awards were last night, and wouldn’t you know it, the cast Stranger Things won a big award for best ensemble in a drama. Pretty great. Well deserved. Good for them. David Harbour delivered a beautiful and impassioned speech about the… wait, what’s Winona doing with her face. She’s making like a thousand faces. This is incredible. Yeah, Winona Ryder, Stranger Things’ resident nervous mother, started making all kinds of faces during Harbour’s speech, and the Internet loved it. Watch Winona Rider give birth to a thousand gifs in under two minutes 
Awww… Trump's Press Secretary Sean Spicer Excitedly Retweets The Onion Thinking They Said Something Complimentary About Him  Over the weekend, probably as he was Googling his own name and looking for something, anything complimentary about him, Sean Spicer found a video that he thought “Nailed it!” It’s just a shame that that video came from The Onion, the world leader in joke news. Spicer found a tweet by The Onion, who were promoting their video "5 Things to Know About Sean Spicer" touting Spicer’s ability to communicate the Trump administration’s “misinformation.” He quickly retweeted and added the comment “You nailed it. Period!”
via @seanspicer One can only imagine him lying in his lazy boy recliner, mouth open, and Doritos dust covering his chest as came across the tweet that claimed he was lying to the American People. He might’ve brushed that Doritos dust off his chest before RT’ing in agreement. Or maybe he didn’t change positions. However, one thing’s for sure, if you were wondering about Trump administration’s ability to parse out real news from “fake news,” you have your answer: The White House press secretary aka one of the most important media guys in America thought The Onion was real.
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Watch This Dude Tempt Fate With a Blizzard Blizzard's a thick ice cream treat, but you don't want to test how it holds up against gravity. Sure, it might seem like the Blizzard was designed to destroy all comers, but we're talking about gravity here, dude. You don't want to test that. Gravity has defeated literally every opponent since the start of time. 
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