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2017/01/25

Step 1: Name a roach. Step 2: Watch your Valentine swoon.

Your favorite Valentine's Day gift is sweeter and cuddlier than ever. Wow your significant other this holiday with a gift that stands out from the pack. Something that says, "our love is forever" and also happens to be nocturnal.
 
Bronx Zoo

Candles. Flowers. Roaches.
All hallmarks of a successful Valentine's Day.

Name a Roach. Bronx Zoo

Wow your significant other* this holiday with a gift that stands out from the pack. Something that says, “our love is forever” and also happens to be nocturnal.

#NameARoach for your sweetheart for $10, and for $35 add a cuddly roach plush to the gift to show off your sensitive side. Or a chocolate for a side of something sweet.

Order by February 1st, then kick back, relax, and consider yourself king or queen of Valentine's Day.

Happy naming!

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*As the song goes, what's love got to do with it? Roaches make a great gift for a friend or foe.

                                                           

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