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2020/08/27

History of The Universe in 13,799 Dominoes and more...

This is awesome. Now, just imagine for a second the amount of pure devastation if he'd messed up, and misplaced that last domino. Instead, we have a legendary feat.
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History of The Universe in 13,799 Dominoes and more...




History of The Universe in 13,799 Dominoes

 

This is awesome. Now, just imagine for a second the amount of pure devastation if he'd messed up, and misplaced that last domino. Instead, we have a legendary feat. 

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Tagged: Dominoes , universe , Video
       
 

NHL Refs Get Mic'd Up

 

NHL refs are just doing the best they can to babysit a ton of hotheads, and prevent fights from breaking out all the time. 

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Tagged: sports , hockey , NHL , ridiculous , funny , Video
       
 

Rob Lowe's Son Lights Him Up In The Comments

Rob Lowe's kids do a phenomenal job at calling out their dad's various (awesome) Instagram posts with Grade A wit and spice. What's more is all this banter in the comments section highlights the fact that Rob Lowe is clearly one of those lovely human beings who doesn't bother with the act of taking himself too seriously.

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Text - c ce v N PT i a 44,591 likes robloweofficial If you're not wet from your workout, you're probably not working hard enough! View all 968 comments johnnylowe The subtle art of taking a selfie in front of ur Emmy nominations

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Chest - robloweofficial Liked by starrykat and 62,596 others robloweofficial Headed upriver. View All 1,871 Comments johnnylowe Maybe skip chest day for awhile 8 July ...

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Photography - robloweofficial Sandpiper Golf Club - Santa Barbara, CA 44,829 likes robloweofficial Threesome. View All 591 Comments katherineschwarzenegger O johnnylowe I don't condone this caption 10 August

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Rock - ll Voda NZ 6:06 AM Posts Liked by stonybrookflyfishing and others robloweofficial Just a few shots from my Galapagos adventure. Truly remote, pristine, and amazing. View all 465 comments johnnylowe Of all the pics you chose to post after the big trip, this is what you go with, Lizard man? +)

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Suit - ll Voda NZ ? 6:06 AM Posts Liked by micahdyer_is and others robloweofficial Dr Startz and Liberace reunite! (Micheal is the man. Seen it all, done it all, won it all. A gentleman and a true, legitimate star. Love this guy) View all 359 comments matthewedwardlowe Why does it look like you are wearing pads under your suit??? +)

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Photography - roblowe Curtido por jacobsteagall e outras pessoas roblowe Red alert! #throwback Ver todos os 532 comentários johnnylowe Am i seeing a little Michael Jackson here?

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Dog breed - l Voda NZ ? 6:05 AM Posts Liked by profile4men and others robloweofficial A memorable weekend at the Lowe compound. Friendship, love and commitment were celebrated. And... Wayne successfully abandoned his Crab. View all 622 comments johnnylowe I can't even watch these, they are so embarrassing. (+)

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Photo caption - ll Voda NZ ? 6:06 AM Posts Liked by emilytyra and others robloweofficial Waiting to go live from Monte Carlo. View all 295 comments johnnylowe We gave up on smart cropping, right? We must have. 19 June +) +1

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Face - roblowe Montecito, California Curtido por thelowefilesfanpage e outras pessoas roblowe Weekend. Ver todos os 942 comentários johnnylowe Plz god no ...

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Photography - roblowe Curtido por banovichbrand e outras pessoas roblowe Landfall on the Galapagos. Ver todos os 355 comentários johnnylowe So u have time to instagram but not text me back hmmmm ...

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Photography - roblowe Curtido por micahdyer_is e outras pessoas roblowe Back home on the golf course with my dad. Still hitting em hard at 79! Ver todos os 363 comentários johnnylowe Grandpa smoked ur ass, admit it. matthewedwardlowe @lushusa1989 If only he was studying for the Bar and not just studying putts

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Clothing - ll Spark NZ 9:09 PM Photo robloweofficial Tanzania Liked by micahdyer_is and 25,716 others robloweofficial Sunset walk. I will miss these clothes back in LA. View all 454 comments johnnylowe I just watched you put that knife on your belt for this photo +)

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Human - ll Spark NZ ? 9:09 PM Photo robloweofficial ... Liked by goldenglobes and 54,943 others robloweofficial Hanging out here in Cape Town. #adventure #africa View all 788 comments plazadeaubrey O johnnylowe This may be your finest piece of acting (+

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Nose - robloweofficial ... Liked by micahdyer_is and 47,384 others robloweofficial Do we go? Or maybe just say f**ck it and change into sweats and order pizza? View all 842 comments johnnylowe What is the context here? I'm lost.

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Font - roblowe Chriss Angel Theatre 9,892 likes roblowe Thank you Vegas! What a great show! #StorieslOnlyTellIMyFriends #Vegas View all 193 comments johnnylowe Stamos would have sold it out. ...

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Extremely Dubious Car Mods and Electrical Work

We don't pretend to be master electricians, or even car stereo enthusiasts, but a lot of these look like fire hazards. For some other horrors of cable management and crimes against hardware, here are some excruciating moments of tech support gore. For the safety inspector in your heart, here are unapproved safety failures that OSHA wouldn't like.

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Tagged: bad , scary , wtf , FAIL , wiring , cars , lol , stereo
       
 

Totally Random, Petty, And Funny Posts On NextDoor

NextDoor is one of those apps that effortlessly generates a goldmine of people being them strangest selves, and airing it out for the rest of the online world to see. For those unaware of what exactly NextDoor is, it's a social media site that connects folks living in the same neighborhood. We're not entirely sure which of these are genuine, honest questions/complaints, and which of these are people just trolling away. 

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Aug 19 NEXTDOOR now Trending Post suspicious guy in neighborhood promoting "voting"

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor KATHLEEN O Save Kathleen from · 16h ago Kindly stop emailing this to me. Thank you Thank Carol from 15h ago Kathleen - go up to the title of the thread over to the far right there is an arrow, click on that and you can choose "turn off notifications" and you won't receive notice of any more comments on this thread. When you reply to a comment, it automatically sets you up to get notice of all replies until you click that choice. Thank -Nate thanked Carol K

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Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS PUT A HOT DOG ON MY PORCH?!" ... Community Yesterday at 2:00 AM Which one of you mother fuckers put a hot dog on my porch?

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor "I am only 10" Alamo Square • 2 hr ago Explosion??? Does anybody know what that loud noise was at 3:30 am?? Sounded like an explosion. Posted in General to 17 neighborhoods Thank Comment Lower Haight/Hayes There is a lightning storm. 2 hr ago Thank Reply +1: 2 Alamo Square I didn't know what it was I am only 10 2 hr ago Thank Reply > >

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Aug 18 Need to re-home a dog. Small terrier, tends to bark a LOT. If interested let me know and l'll jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor "When neighbors start talking, good things happen." Rachel This just shows the need for the second amendment . Being a young woman I have to have the ability to protect myself and my beautiful family. Legacy Park · 6h ago 5 Thanks Clifton Rachel I would not consider you young... Upper Diamond · 1h ago

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor URGENT ALERT, Save Xxzavier Mission Grove Urgent Alert I AM HIII Posted 6h ago to Mission Grove >

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor Drunk raccoons are here to steal your bins Albert A West Miami • 14 hr ago Crazy raccoons. Ok, area of 65th ave, last night spotted at least 5, possibly inebriated raccoons pushing a recycle bin down the road south on 65th ave, FYI if you are missing your bin

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor O Save NEXTDOOR now Trending Post what are cats really >

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor Meanwhile, in Lexington, KY.. My apartment is haunted. TMI I know but it sounds like there is a cat pooting ALL THE TIME in my apartment. Here's the problem... i don't have a cat and neither do any of my neighbors. It's a distinct cat toot sound. Sometimes I even smell it. Please - im aware of how dumb this sounds but I cant get it to stop. Help?

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE Larry JCP East Central local women dating I'm interested in finding some local older women in my area. Does anyone recommend using certain apps? Thanks for your help ladies! Posted 1h ago to JCP East Central and 27 nearby Thank Reply Jill JCP North · 1h ago Private message me and we can hookup sometime e JCP East Central · 1h ago Larry Hey Jill, just curious what is youre age Jill |JCP North 1h ago 48 JCP North 1h ago Jill But I h

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PIZZA

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Product - Safety 00:03/04:54 I thought this was a safe neighborhood. So yesterday an Amazon package was stolen by a guy pretending to deliver a non-existing pizza whilst grabbing my package. It helps to a camera doorbell as the police have my video-beware if you see this guy wandering your street

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Text - It would have been better if right away went to the closest Domino's and it would be fresh on their memory 1 day ago Thank Reply 1 Actually I think the box is empty; I could t upload the whole video but it is clearly a prop 1 day ago Thank Reply 11 I know that if your pizza gets damaged supposedly they replace it 1 day ago Thank Reply You are joking right? There was no pizza; not ordered-it was just a prop for this guy to approach & steal packages 1 day ago Thank Reply What kind of pizza

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Spicy, Strange, And Totally Random Scottish Tweets

Scottish Twitter is our favorite kind of Twitter. We might not be able to understand what these Scots are saying (more than) half the time, but that doesn't mean that it's not fun to read them, and just try to make sense of the madness. Who'd have known that Twitter would've ended up being such a pure reflection of Scottish culture. If you enjoyed these check out more gems from Scottish Twitter over here.

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Text - Marc McArdle @marcmcardle1 · 17h An absolute tragedy for the city of Glasgow. We will rebuild. STV News O @STVNews · 20h Umbrellas have been blown over at a beer garden in Glasgow city centre. bit.ly/34J2RGP 758C207AD MINNES CAS SCANIA O 27 27245 4,384 > 49 SEC THE AGGY B/LLY CONIM

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Text - Aaron White @CaptainAsthma I was just thinking how gid our patter is in Scotland, like a bet ye wouldnae get folk in egypt puttin a roadcone oan top eh the sphynx

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Mobile phone case - Boris is a shagger. @Dougmcg1- 2h That's not the English flag ya mad statue fiddling flag shagging fruitloaf A Chris @brown12008 · 16/08/2020 If your proud of england and want it back to how it was retweet GIF 278 74

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Text - Proxy Opinions @ProxySwears Ah luv when ye go tae the safari park an there's a wee pigeon there. He's like "check me, am a wild animal". Naw pal, fuck off back tae Buchanan Street. 10:18 · 23/09/2019 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 2 Likes

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Text - Leah @leaherin_ literally sums up living in Glasgow, canny press the button when you're standing at the traffic lights for fear everyone is laughing at you for being a shitebag soapy @ghostwurld - 2d i literally get embarrassed doing anything. i wear sunglasses when it's sunny and i'm like this is so humiliating. Show this thread

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Text - Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01 How can England have 55 million people in it, yet still have absolutely nae patter between them? Makes ye wonder.

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Text - nats. @nataliegaw My grandad was in ggow today & saw a guy walking his dog & was sure he knew him so he said to him "excuse me ur gonna think I'm mad, I definitely know u but I can't think how, I used to live in the west end but now I live in Ayrshire, my names Harry Johnston, do u know whoI am.. 22:29 · 19/08/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets and comments 4,516 Likes nats. @nataliegaw · 18h Replying to @nataliegaw and the guy replied "naw I don't but my names Kevin Bridges, does tha

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Text - Christian Wulff @aHellofaBeating Glasgow RamAlbumClub @RamAlbumClub Having a night out in Edinburgh. Tell me where to go

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Text - Got asked for ID in the shop earlier. Gave the guy it and he burst out laughing. I went, "Aw my name's a belter eh?" and he goes, "Yer name? I'm talking aboot yer picture, pal!" A very humbling experience. 7:29 PM · Jul 28, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Joanne @StarraEducation Scottish people love it when upon first meeting, you dazzle them with your best attempt at a Scottish accent. >

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Text - Caz @carricknrm CEK Using my gold trimmer on a boy at work n he goes "wit did ye unlock that after 500 haircuts" genuinely the best bit ae patter l've heard in a while

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Tent - David Adam Wild Camping in Scotland ... 1h. E Don't buy a tent online lol You and 1.9k others 203 comments

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Text - Adam Jardine @adamjardine95 Thats a fuckin Sunday night question if i've ever seen one Adam mate 22:10 Yo yo 22:11 W Am scared dnt do that 22:11 Why is the plural a mouse mice but the plural a house isn't hice 22:11 Get yerself tae fuck 22:11 W Q W ERT YUIO P A S DFG H J KL А Z X C VBN M +

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Text - joe heenan @joeheenan To all the kids in Scotland who didn't get the exam results they wanted. I didn't do well in my exams & now I hang about supermarket carparks looking for trolleys that still have a pound coin in them. Qualifications aren't everything 12:32 · 04 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android 32 Retweets and comments 404 Likes

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Text - Jig @JR_1967 "Can't believe my wee girl is in primary 2 now" Awww can ye not, a year after she started primary 1& yer surprised she's moving up a year? Fucking roasters

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Text - Tweet The Neddy Scientist @neddyscientist Hunner percent yer Granny's mentally stronger than ye. Gran Up 9:32 · 05 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet and comment 5 Likes

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Text - 0OT YER Oot Yer Nut at T * Follow @OotYerNutatT No need to brag mate Sky NEWS CO LIVE BUSHY RUNNER RIO OLYMPICS AARON FARR 11:04D AFTER BEING CAUGHT UP BY A LARGE WAVE AT FISTRAL BEACH ON THE NORTH-WEST RUNNER AARON FARR VIA 9GAG.COM

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Text - Sandy Inch @sandyinch1 Was just at the bank na wee old wife says to me "could ye check ma balance son" so a pushed her

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Text - GOOKO @LazloMorphine whats the Pink Panther's favourite place in Scotland? Dunoon. Dunoon, Dunoon Dunoon Dunoon Dunoon, Dunoo00oon

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Design Fails that Could've Been Avoided

Work is often annoying, and many of us try to get by with the minimum amount of effort. Usually, that's fine, but sometimes it can backfire in the form of design fails that were someone's one job. Frankly, it's kind of awesome when a logo accidentally looks like a butt so good work everyone, keep it up with the impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments.

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Entitled Employee Makes Mistake, Won't Own Up To It

Nothing wastes more time and emotional energy than an entitled and toxic piece of work that refuses to own up to their mistakes. Take this employee; they had quite the fail, and decided they'd approach their mistake with stubborn denial and a whole lot of attitude. Well, that certainly didn't work out for them. 

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Text - r/IDOWORKHERELADY + Join u/roktol • 62d 1 I was the Boss's son, had an entitled employee on my crew make a mistake. Super long so apologies Edit: Thanks for gold. No idea what reddit premium even does. But thanks. A little background. My father owns a telecommunications repair company and before that he worked in the industry for years and since I hated daycare I spent every summer helping him and learning to weld, rig cellphone tower antennaes, shit like that. By the time I was 19 and dr

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Text - Well he got a huge contract and hired five brand new guys with myself and another veteran thats been working for him for years as crew leads to run all the repair projects. I end up with this massive dbag who got fired from multiple different physical therapy clinics and is now 40 and unhireable by any other industry, but he has a massive superiority complex cause he has a bachelors and that somehow makes him better than tradesmen. On to the story. Me: Me, CL: The other crew lead, DB: dou

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Text - We are on the first site on the first day of a job for a major client taking down old antennaes and putting up new ones. CL and I drive up to the site after morning meetings at the hotel with my dad and the client over Skype and we've brought lunch for everyone. CL realizes that he forgot his hard hat at the hotel and tells me he'll be back in half an hour. No big deal, its a simple job that I've done before with my dad. I drop the sandwiches in the refrigerated server room and go over to

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Text - DB: They're fine Me: No they're definitely backwards DB: They're fucking fine. Go the fuck away bootlicker. (Guess that was his derogatory for me being the boss's kid) Me: No, they're backwards and by the time it gets up there the winch is gonna slip and that antenna is gonna drop. Bring it back down and fix it. DB: I don't have to do shit for someone who's half my age and couldn't make it through a year of college. Only reason you're here is you're daddy's kid and can't make it in the re

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Text - Right as he finishes the sentence I hear the winch crack so I grab DB and run both of us into the server shelter (smashing all the sandwiches in the process) while the winch flies out of the hitch mount and the antenna drops like a rock onto the truck, carving straight through the cab and into the ground underneath. Me: Ah fuck, so you can't rig right and don't have the common sense to put the pin in to secure the winch to the truck? DB: There's no way that was my fault Me: Not only is it

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Text - I spent the rest of the day calling OSHA, my dad, our insurance, and my mother (our accountant) to make sure that all the right reports get filed and our asses are covered on all bases. I'm assuring the other crew guys their paychecks aren't going to be affected and that l'll get them more sandwiches. After the end of day reports are finished my dad calls me up and tells me to fire DB for negligence. So I go up to him. Me: Hey. You're being let go. Sorry, but this incident is just somethi

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Text - We drive three hours, interrupt my family's dinner, and then sit there smugly on the couch in my dads home office while he literally screams at this guy about costing him 100OK and maybe a lost contract and basically tells the guy he's filing a civil suit for negligence since I specifically came and told him he was doing something incorrectly. DB: What the fuck does he know. He's just a kid. Dad: I taught him how to rig a winch when he was eight and he did it right. You're a 40 year old m

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Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

Growing up when Grand Theft Auto was new was one hell of a time. Many of us had to hide the game from our parents, but it was still inevitable that they'd catch you doing some unsavory stuff. We always wondered how people with very strict or very religious parents dealt with it. They made for some interesting scenes, like how this person's religious dad out-religioned some evangelists at the door.

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Text - r/tifu - Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch a stripper in GTA and tearfully ask God for forgiveness in front of my entire family. M I was encouraged to post this here from a comment I made elsewhere, even though it didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if it goes against the rules. It's a very funny story though. When I was young, my brothers and I snuck a copy of San Andreas into the house. We spent days holed up in our basement

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Text - careful though because sometimes the strippers would do a move and bump into CJ and the bouncers would shoot the place up. One day while I was playing my mom yelled down to the basement at us to get ready, we're going to Pizza Hut. In a stroke of genius, I drove to the GTA strip club, got on the stage, and then turned the TV off and we left. It was to be the heist of the century. My dad, however, was at church at this time, practicing for a gospel concert he was singing in. He always film

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Text - Back at the Hut, my mom gets a phone call. She puts her napkin down and slowly looks around the table at us and says 'ooookay' a few times into the phone in this really calculating, specific way that she always did when she knew us kids were in trouble before we did. Naturally, it was at this point that we kids knew we were in trouble. For what, though, we didn't know. After a very quiet minivan ride, we get home and my mom says "Boys why don't we go down to the basement. Your dad wants t

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Text - My dad starts in, "boys I don't even know where to begin. This PlayStation was a blessing to you for Christmas and this is how you repay us? By breaking our trust??" He is holding the controller up now, gesticulating with it. "Here I am, practicing to bring glory to God, and-“ but he was cut off, as he inadvertently squeezed the controller, causing CJ to punch the stripper. My entire family stands in silence, watching together as the bouncers in the strip club shoot the place up for what

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Text - It's one of my favorite memories of growing up. I miss my brothers. TL;DR: Wasn't allowed to play GTA growing up, of course got caught playing it, my dad interrupted his own lecture by accidentally punching a stripper and immediately asked for God's forgiveness.

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Weird and Specific Facts to Alienate Strangers With

If your goal is to make people think you're a completely hopeless social outcast, just bombard them with facts about necropants and how much skin you can bake into a cake! Why not? On the off-chance someone is interested by your freaky knowledge, that person is either awesome or should be avoided. Here are some more useless facts and some not-so-fun facts to feel bad about.

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Lying Karen Gets Decimated By Owner's Response

Honestly this whole party sounds like an absolute nightmare to serve. They were loud, rude, horribly messy, and terrible liars. It's not uncommon for a Karen to lie to a restaurant owner's face, causing some revenge to unfold. When bad customers try to strike back in the reviews section, they don't realize that some owners have all the time in the world to respond.

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Text - feeling angry at The Cowshed at Hucknall. Jo Nanni Armstrong is Went here yesterday for sister in laws 50th lovely little bar - spent approx £700 between us on drinks and pizza - to be served by some members of staff with awful attitude - to be told we must drink up and leave can't come back because one member of our party was too drunk - to be them apologised to because someone had told them we were all too drunk - take in to account the money we had spent - to be them told half and hour

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Text - The Cowshed at Hucknall COWSHED 1 d• * Hi Jo, thanks for reaching out! We love feedback, whether it be positive or negative, we especially love feedback like this so others can see the type of people we have to deal with sometimes. First of all, 'll address the "£700" that you and your party claim to have spent... now, we both know this isn't true don't we, Jo... it's not even remotely accurate as to what you spent, but l'll crunch the numbers for you. Our most expensive pizza on the menu

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Text - So seeing as you are having trouble with your memory & maths, I went over our point of sale system this afternoon for you, along with viewing our footage of your party on CCTV and our copy of your receipts. What you & your party spent, Jo was a far more realistic and believable £280 (£225 on 5 rounds of drinks and £55 on 8 pizzas). If you are going to lie, embellish, or try to fabricate a ridiculous narrative about your time at our bar... at least make it a believable one. Not going great

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Text - boundary fence in order to hang you birthday decor up along with the several bags of party bunting you brought with you. We allowed members of your party to bring in food from other venues to circumvent their food allergies. We cleaned up all the smashed pint glasses you broke and birthday cake you dropped & smeared all over our tables & benches, and tolerated the many loud family rows you were having with each other. Rather than treat our staff like human beings that are just trying to e

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Text - help, but you demanded to "deal with the situation" and rather than clean up the mess, proceeded to smear it over an even wider area with our mop, whilst... once again, being loud, rude, sticking your hand in our staff's faces and shouting over anybody who was trying to communicate with you or help. (don't worry, the staff member that you nearly had in tears earlier on cleaned it up for you) We'd love to have the reviews feature on our page turned on, but people like you are the very reas

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Text - Also, as a side note, you were pretty much anonymous to us, nobody knew any of your names. But now you've formally identified yourself by checking in to our bar via our business page, your face & the faces & details of all your group have been forwarded to Hucknall's pubwatch scheme, so you can expect some pushback from all the other bar owners, landlords & venues throughout Hucknall on your next visit. My only regret was not kicking you all out sooner. To anybody else reading this who wo

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Tumblr Story: Snowplow Loses To Dad's Steel Enforced Mailbox

For whatever reason some people that walk this world like to make other people's life a waking nightmare. Take this snowplow driver; the snowplow driver would literally go out of his way to destroy a man's mailbox. So, dad did what any calculative and clever human being with a taste for executing a well warranted pro revenge would do; and dad proceeded to upgrade his mailbox to be a steel enforced monster of a thing. The rest is history and deserves its place in the hall of fame for revenges. 

For another case of satisfying pro revenge check out the time a senior manager got an employee fired, so the employee turned the tables.

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Text - Let's see you little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad's street. Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. And just to be clear - it was done

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Text - intentionally. No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. He'd call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to "not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox." Fast forward to the next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech

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Text - of tearing metal. My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off. Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. And these weren't little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

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Text - Well, turns out over the summer, my daď's neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. With the plow firmly impaled

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Text - on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it. Naturally, the DOT wasn't happy, and the neighbor's reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow." They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. And for anyone wondering about the driver... He was fine. His job and tighty-whiteys... not so much

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Mean Step Dad Tricks Kid Out Of Laptop, Kid Takes His Car

Man, this step dad sounds like a real nasty piece of work. What kind of guy tricks his kid out of a perfectly fine laptop? Fortunately, the kid kept his wits about him, and managed to enact a true pro revenge in response. Just picturing the way that that step dad's jaw must've hit the ground when he saw the kid take that "broken" car for a joy ride around the block, is enough to make the heart swell in deep appreciation. It's also a beautiful car! 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/thekungfupanda • 6h 1 1 1 1 4 1 Trick me out of my laptop, you'll give me your car. 13 years ago I was in my late teens, living on my own and really struggling to live financially. One of the few possessions I had was an old laptop. My laptop had stopped working properly and while I'm fairly proficient in using a computer, I had no idea about fixing them. I did a bit of searching on the internet but couldn't get it working so I ask my step dad to take a look. He has

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Text - 10 minutes later I walk in the room and he's using it. I asked if he fixed it and he says "yeah, thanks for the laptop". I was obviously pissed, my mum says she wasn't getting involved and his only response was that he did a quick internet search to find the fix and I could have done the same. I was broke and he took one of my only possessions even though he had a pc and a laptop already. A few months later I was visiting my mum and stepdad when I had an idea.

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Text - While i am useless with computers, I'm very competent with mechanics. Specifically Audi's, and my step dad had a 2001 Audi A3. Before coming in the house I went under his car and unplugged the oil level sensor and a vac line for the turbo. Later on that day he went to go to the shop or something, when he started the car it threw up oil warning lights on the dash and wouldn't boost so he turned it off and had a look of concern on his face. I went out to ask him what's up and he said that s

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Text - I asked how much it's worth at the scrap yard and he says £100 so I ever so graciously off £120 to take it off his hands to maybe part it out which he accepts. He signed over the logbook (title) and wrote me a receipt of purchase and handed the keys over. I walked outside, lifted the bonnet, pretended to look at my phone for a minute, went under the car and plugged the vac line and oil sensor back in, fired it straight up and drove around the block. When I got back I gave him the thumbs u

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Text - He tried arguing that it wasn't fair and if its working then I can't just take his car but I just said he didn't have a problem tricking me out of my laptop and that he's already signed the car over to me so tough luck. My mum kinda laughed and said she's not getting involved and that it was his own fault. I still have the car to this day and it's practically in showroom condition and runs sweet.

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HOA Karen Complains About Guide Dog Training

HOAs are an unfortunate magnet for the Karens of the world. It's a system that seems specifically designed to appoint people to get all up in other people's business. Take this tale of revenge for instance. We have a good old fashioned HOA Karen who pitches a whole fit about guide dog training and grilling. What kind of mean person complains about guide dog training? Fortunately, this dude was able to defeat the nasty HOA Karen by bringing the technicalities into play. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/judis697734• 1d + Join 1 2 1 HOA Yells at me for training guide dog, and grilling. Then loses position on board. To start the story some background you need to know about me. I volunteer to train and raise service dogs. My fiancee says clearly i have a look that says i am weak, and a push over. I have constant encounters with karens who are just not ready for my responses when they engage me. I have been in the military for 17 years when this happened and i was responsible

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Text - The story as i said i raise service animals, so i fall under the ada when it comes to regulations on where and what i can do with my puppy. Well call him O. O is an amazingly behaved black lab of 6 months. I have cultivated a level of trust and obedience where i can leave him in a sit with other dogs around so long as i am in eye sight he will stay. I have raise a few pups by then and i would never have done that with them but O is amazing and i cant wait to get him back after his tour of

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Text - I meet the HOA karen one Saturday, me my fiancee and O were going to head on a road trip to visit my finacees parents. In our preparation the last on the list is always getting the kids to use the bathroom before a long trip. So we head out O gets busy and i grab a bag to clean it up. I put him in a sit stay, and hand the leash to my girl. And i start walking to the trash can. Its about 100 feet from where he went. I have clear line of sight to the dog and he is sitting pretty and alert a

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Text - foot and has the same circumference. The short chopped hair that says im the manager now. She looks me in the eyes and i finally listen to her shrill scream of "your dog must be on a leash and in your hand, my county state law says so i will call the cops". Now i dont do ignorant, and respect given is respect earned. I was willing to try and de-escalate, my fiancee owns the condo and is super non confrontational. So for her i try to bring it back down to civil levels of discussion. In a p

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Text - At this point she hasnt given reapect so none is required to be given back. I break out my you done fucked up NCO to junior voice it is loud, firm, and clearly states im done with your bullshit lady. I clearly tell her if she would have taken two seconds to look she would see the dog is sitting on a leash in someones hands". She stops bellowing at me looks and turns a bit red in the face then musters "you could just say thank you". Which i curtly reply " shut the fuck up and get out of my

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Text - My next meeting with her was when i was grilling, the hoa states no charcoal grills and no smooking/bbq. I was born in the north, but as a miltary brat moved to the south since i was two. There is a difference between bbqing and grilling. Bbq is twelve plus hours with coals of hardwood or wood smoking. Grilling is cooking meat on a grill instead of the stove. The HOA put out a reminder no bbqing on the premises and no coals. So i was like awesome get a small propane grill, its not bbq but

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Text - She waddled off and then i was approached by the HOA president with the HOA by laws and sat to read them. During which my fiancee started a conversation with them about another issue we were having with them. She was in the middle of having the state attorney's office ask some questions about activities they were trying to force her into paying for. It wasnt going well for the HOA and she took this opportunity to introduce herself. While she maybe none confrontational when it comes to sma

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Text - the one holdong the leash and i was standing right here when he was grilling. So no you got the same respect you gave. She paled and faded to the back, thats when the president of the HOA stepped in and told me i cant have the grill and that i can be fined and i needed to follow the rules of the HOA or the next time hell be the one calling the cops. Well Pres Roger that. It is my job to enforce regulations in the military. I spend hours reading instructions. Nothing pleases me more than w

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Text - 1. No HOA by law can be enforced if it is not the State database 2. This particular HOA's by laws were last updated 1994 it was 2016 3. They state they follow my counties fire code, which follows nfpa

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Text - 4. Finally the gem the exact lat and long coordinates of the HOA's property lines. So i get a login for the states data base and print the HOA's by laws, i print the nfpa which states in a multi family home you can store propane tanks no bigger than 2.7 liters but they can total no more than 5.4 liters cumulatively. I go to lowes get a rope tape measurer, and stakes. I pull up google maps and mark the HOA boundry line on it. Low and behold what do i find a drainage ditch that is city prop

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Text - So i take my coordinates my stakes and go carefully mark off the section of city property. Now for the revenge, i call the city/county fire departments and request a permit to grill on said city property. They said go for it i didnt need a permit for it no one would care. I insisted and they said its my 50 bucks(they issued and event open flame)so with both permits it was 100 bucks but i got permission from the city to grill there for six months.

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Text - The next day at 0700 I went to set up. I carefully measuring so i was at least three feet into the city property, setup my cooler with enough meat and beer to grill till dooms day. Then waited for the fireworks, it didnt take long for karen to come screaming at me. I mean i was ten feet from the community pool and 3 three feet from the side walk gazebo that led to the pool. I just hit record on my phone and politely told her she has no need to yell and i am breaking no laws. She kept scre

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Text - saw me and has just been waiting to get me kicked out. That now that she knows which condo is mine it is just a matter of time till she finds something. On and on, i guess me polite and showing zero fear was pissing her off she tried to come take my stuff. Big no no, as she reached for my cooler i broke out my NCO voice and told her if she so much as brush a finger against my property i would remove the offending body part with force if necessary. This sent her scurrying off again. About

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Text - I have a shit eating grine on my face i can hardly wait for the conversation to happen. The cop is slightly off put by my joyous face and slight giggle when i ask what seems to be the problem office. I get informed that i am in violation of the by laws and have been warned once already, and i am going to recieve a ticket for disturbing the peace for threatening the HOA when they were trying to enforce the rules, ticket for an illegal open flame, ticket for illegal storage of flammable sub

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Text - Now that he was done i first handed him my permit from the city to grill. He took it walked back to the pres and they discussed it for a moment then returned, says you cant get a permit from the city to grill on private property. I then showed him the coordinates for the HOA and the google maps gridded drawing and my current gps location. Mind you i am smiling handing sheet after sheet to him, because the grid was not all on one sheet and had addendums. Took about 4 minutes to explain it

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Text - In my state its illegal to be harrassed by the HOA it comes with jail of a few months, fines as high as 5k and immediate removal from the board and the possibility of recovery of damages. I settled for them both being removed from the board instead of filing a complaint. I waved to karen everyday i grill or showed her my leash if i had O. 4.0k 186 1 Share

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Tucson AZ Police Officer Pulls Over His Chief

 

Wonder if his boss appreciated the fact that he was following procedure, or if he just straight up fired him. 

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