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2020/09/13

Bad Choices That Resulted In Undeniable Fails and more...

It's like a real life version of The Sims. There's no denying it; these were some bad choices that resulted in ultimate failure. Life's all about those attempts, and if you're aware enough, you learn from the mistakes that can result from said attempts. ...
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Bad Choices That Resulted In Undeniable Fails and more...


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Bad Choices That Resulted In Undeniable Fails

It's like a real life version of The Sims. There's no denying it; these were some bad choices that resulted in ultimate failure. Life's all about those attempts, and if you're aware enough, you learn from the mistakes that can result from said attempts. We're hoping that the masterminds behind these bad choices were able to reflect, and learn from their handful of mistakes. 

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Toilet - 10

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Property

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Property

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Property - Ohannzzz

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Ceiling fan

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Tile

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Bathroom

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Toilet

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Property

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Textile

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Furniture

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Dude Gets Petty Pizza Revenge on Entitled Coworker

After this guy's coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker's selfish pizza plan didn't come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge - Posted by u/anon98199 1 day ago Coworker complains about free pizza So I was told this belongs here as well. Please enjoy So one of my coworkers is a huge choosing beggar. Like aggressively choosy to the point he will bully people who are buying him free things to get exactly what he wants. This normally doesn't affect me as I have learned to just tell him to fuck off (of course he always complains and pretends like I just attacked him out of nowhere but that's not the po

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Text - food ordering and general paperwork stuff in our office is a super sweet older lady that isn't comfortable telling people no. One day we had pizza for a lunch meeting and we all realized that the favorite pizza of everyone in the office which she only ordered 1 of (at the time. She's learned to order more) was obviously different. I forget exactly what got left off but half of it was not what it normally comes with. I went and talked to the person who ordered it and she straight up told m

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Text - compromise). Ticked me off because my favorite pizza was ruined and he bullied this woman who we all affectionately call the office mom. But whatever right. It's free pizza I'll just get something else and I'll live. The straw that broke the camel's back was when I noticed that he hadn't even touched the pizza. He was eating a different one. I decided to casually ask why he wasn't touching it. Come to find out he didn't actually want any during that lunch he knew he wanted something else

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Text - So you want to guess what I did. I ate it. All of it. I didnt want more than 1 piece but I ate all 6 pieces of a half pizza just so he couldn't have any. You can bet your ass he complained about it too. I just looked back and was like oh sorry did you want some during this meeting. Cause if I had known you wanted it today I would've saved you some. He glared at me for about a week and I felt like I just ate Thanksgiving dinner but worth it.

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Tagged: pizza , revenge , work , coworkers , petty , lol , story , food , funny
       
 

Simon Pegg Ruthlessly Roasts Benedict Cumberbatch

 

There you have it: Benedict Cumberbatch is nothing more than a myth. 

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Weird Stuff People Tried to Sell Online

People will try to sell anything that isn't nailed to the floor, and sometimes they manage to pry that junk of the floor and sell it anyway. A lot of weird stuff goes down on facebook marketplace and craigslist, like this mistaken person who thought they found a stray cat. Here's any manner of wild junk people posted to get a dollar.

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Product - Police door key £199 PR1 0 Open to offers, could do with selling quickly... Preston police left this at my house about 30 mins ago so I thought I'd sell it to pay for my door,

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Face - Whatever you want $100 · 074110 MESSAGE If you need it l'll get it tell me what it is you want 22000 ngle

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Coin - $1,500 Gold coin for sale the least I want is 1500 Fort Worth, TX Posted 5 months ago

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Product - Custom Made "Home Defense" Battle Saw $50

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Furniture - 9:36 Virgin Mobile * ull 65% Single Person Couch $25 Listed 2 days ago in Tinley Park, IL OSend seller a message Is this still available? Send IK

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Floor - walmart pole $15.00

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Adaptation - Beer cap chain $125 O Amherst, Ns 50 Beer caps per link,2200 Beer caps in total,over 8 ft long,over 100 hrs to make this,weighs 10.4 Ibs O Like Comment Share ARN

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Lighting - l T-Mobile 9:30 AM @ 1 100% View photo $10 Ceiling fan Ceiling fan works great just need cleaned O 2 weeks O 142 Is it still available? Is the price negotiable? Wha Chat with Don Send

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Orange - Gun/f shaped cheeto $100 Listed 4 days ago in Toronto, ON

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Hand - 7:44 1 buy sell Yesterday at 6:37 PM Vintage wire cutters. $120 O Cincinnati, OH Super rare! Antique! Must have!

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Footwear - Hoverboard 700 zł Opublikowano ok. 1 dzien ternu w: Wejherowo (Gmina), Woj. Pamorskie

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Product - l AT&T LTE O 11% 6:19 PM Jue NIICdiu - nU IMidii Cave Jwap aiu Siop Yesterday at 3:33 PM · A Gaming Chair $700 O Kansas City, KS This would make an awesome gaming chair for the pro or serious gamer. Recline, or sit at any angle. All electric. Will sell fast! Make an offer! 57 9 Comments A Like

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Food - Gold colored rock $25 O Penn Valley, CA This rock with gold colored stuff in it. Found it in my yard. It's got some gold in it. 10 Comments

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Text - a Boost 8:33 AM CocaCola Baby Rocker Swing $15 Baby Rocker Swing $15 Listed over a week ago in Fitchburg, MA Send seller a message Is this still available? Send ... Message Save Share More

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OChit-Chat 1 hr • Free Ice Cream. Not much left. Can't eat it anymore. Keeps giving me the Shits. GLUTEN FREE APelers Onginal neapolitan chocolote, vanilla e strawberry flavouro PREVE aducad Fet 310080-2565

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Text - 20:59 20:59 + A real picture of Christ in he. Pahana Description This is Christ This is a real picture of Christ in heaven picture only comes from me I am selling a real picture of Christ in heaven A real picture of Christ A real picture of Christ in heaven It is my picture to sell $5,000 Does anybody have a problem with buying a real picture of Christ. Listed over a week ago in TN I would hope not Send seller a message This is not Spam and this does not go against any community standards

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Food - all cricket LTE 2:11 PM 12% I Rolling Stones tongue shaped pickle $10,000

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Blue - Worm man $7 · In Stock

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Rock - il Metro by T-Mobile ? 6 5:41 AM © 1 41% View photos Free can of Pepsi Probably once a can of Pepsi; time has really taken its toll on this one. Condition: Poor Heavily used or damaged, does not function anymore I'm interested! Where should we meet up? Wha Chat with Anthony Bien Send

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Text - Electric cut off decoy $30 OSt Charles, MO Ameren about to shut your electric off? I make these decoys. Gives you a week extra time. Rent to your cousins If anyone has a shut off notice, I make and sell these decoys. 482 083 24 4 Comments 6 Shares O Like Comment Share Eric Carrico Every time I think I've seen everything posts like this keep me on my toes. Unreal.

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Property - 1901 GIZMODO • 2 MIN READ Student Punished After Putting High School Up for Sale on Craigslist

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Ipod - 160 GB Classic Ipod With over 11k songs! $3,500 O 60098 Classic 160GB IPod With over 11k songs! Over 1000 Grateful Dead tunes. Lots of Jam band, Folk, Rock, Hip Hop and classics! I have put a ton of love into this library!! You are going to love it! $3,500 takes it home!! Artists Eric Clapton Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood Erykah Badu Euge Groove Father John Misty The Flaming Lips rgreen's IPod Fleetwood Mac Florence + The Machine Foster the People 101 GB Used 47.3 GB Free MENU Songs 11195

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Dish - LGainesville - Buy, Sell, Trade ... 39 mins Made this turkey last night then thought about it didn't really want to eat it slightly used $75 or any reasonable offer $75 Used turkey Alachua, FL Message

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Text - Beaded curtain made from discarded Bic lighters. $1,500-O Bend, Oregon One of a kind, perfect gift for someone who already has everything.

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Furniture - 9 mins · A Hot Dog Couch $500 Hey everyone! I just moved here from Baltimore and the person who lived here before left this hideous (but gorgeous if you buy it) thing in the living room. I am a vegan and cannot even look at it without gagging. Can pick up in Neptune Beach. Only serious inquiries please.

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Clock - 12 10 11 12 10 -98 23- 87 7. 6. 34 Hntel Custom daylight saving time clock $1

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Product - BUY SELL 36 mins • R McDonald's playground $5,000 • MESSAGE Massive McDonald's playground, will need dismantling for transport.

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Tagged: craigslist , deal , online , wtf , funny , weird , stupid , selling
       
 

Twitter Thread: Importance Of Science And Technology Education

There are people in this world that think that Wi-Fi and internet are the same thing. Just let that percolate for a second. Okay, moving forward, we live in an era completely dominated by technology, and that very technology continues to evolve at the kind of rapid pace that makes it pretty much impossible to keep up with. I mean, sh*t, we're looking at a future where we'll have the option to put actual computer chips in our brains thanks to Elon Musk. How about we don't go there? 

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka I think Clarke's Third Law, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" has emerged in full force during the last 10 years and its having a profound effect on the society. A thread: 11:40 PM · 31 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h Replying to @sulka We all carry phones that are more powerful than supercomputers not too long ago, better cameras than most film cameras most people owned etc. Internet messaging is increasingly real time. Machine learning algorithms can perform tasks that look human. 1 27 4 76 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h Most people have no idea who all of this works and don't have the skills and knowledge to start breaking down the technologies to comprehend what's going on. This is

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h Now that people are used to using devices that feel magic - “I know this is a device but I have no idea how this works" - the ground has become fertile for an increasing amount of beliefs about tech. Us humans want to understand things and create rationales when they're missing. 1 27 13 103 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h We also hear about adjacent phenomena. Facebook tracks us and it's bad for privacy! Cyber criminals lurk in the internets and want to scam you! The less

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h P Thus, utter conviction corona tracker apps must have privacy issues! Doesn't matter if actual experts say otherwise - how does one evaluate if someone is an expert if your evaluation criteria is mostly belief based? 27 5 85 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h This is also increasingly evident at large scale. People with no expertise make decisions on governmental IT systems and believe things they hear from sellers. Anything is possible! And because the magic is so advanced,

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h We now have magic incantations, too. “We'll conjure the spirit of Blockchain and it will solve all our problems." To people with deeper understanding of technology, many of these claims are ridiculous. But surely more advanced magic must exist, so these claims are true! 27 19 128 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h And this is making me feel exasperated more and more frequently. Sadly, there is no fast cure. We need a deep change in the education system to pass understanding o

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h If you can educate people around you on tech, please do. Start from the fundamentals. Everything we see is incrementally built and none of the components are complicated if you get deep enough. It's just hard to decompile complex systems, especially if... it's magic. 27 23 141

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Landlord Refuses To Fix Broken Windows, Costs Him Thousands And Job

This landlord learned a humbling lesson in the power of addressing tenants and their concerns. If the landlord had just listened, and proceeded to fix the broken windows, so much money could've been saved. But no. No listening. Instead, the landlord ended up having to pay thousands of dollars, and a loss of a job factored in too. 

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Text - Landlord Refuses to Fix Broken Windows, Costs Him Thousands of Dollars and His Job Keeping things vague in this post on purpose. - My girlfriend and I moved into a house that had several broken/cracked windows held together with tape. The rest of the house was great and in perfect condition. The landlord promised to fix them ASAP. He kept promising to fix them month after month, with no action being taken. After 6 months I began recording his phone calls and had recorded him threatening t

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Text - So, we got a lawyer and provided him with the recordings and pictures of the windows. We also contacted the City code enforcement Dept and reported some minor code violations that we noticed throughout the house.

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Text - At this time, I worked for a medium-sized payroll and corporate compliance company who happened to do the payroll for the company that my landlord was the president of. Because of this, I could see exactly which laws he was breaking due to state and federal human resource and labor law regulations. For example he did not have a company handbook, labor board posters displayed, and didn't have various federal compliance reporting measures in place. Being in the industry, I knew the minimum

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Text - I didn't hear anything regarding his company violations for some time while the legal negotiations continued between my lawyer and his. In the mean time, the code department issued a $10k fine for the code violations including the windows and required him to fix the windows. Now, anyone who knows windows knows you shouldn't replace one window at a time, especially when you have numerous bay windows in the house. This required him to replace windows in the entire house which ended up costi

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Text - The legal negotiations ended after the windows were replaced. In my state, due to a clause listed in the lease, I was able to bill the landlord for my legal fees to fight him on this issue. Add $5k. We are now at $21k USD in costs incurred by the landlord for these windows. A couple months go by and I notice he's no longer on the company payroll (again I worked for the company that did his payroll and compliance for his company) - when I called his company to verify we shouldn't be paying

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Text - When all was said and done the landlord paid $21k out of pocket directly for the windows and it cost him his job and his company at least $730k in federal and state violations. It didn't cost me a dollar in the end. I couldn't have been happier with the outcome. Edit: Wow! My first silver, thank you!! Edit 2: 2 silvers?! Thank you!! Edit 3: My first gold too! thank you!! Edit 4: my first platinum!!! thank you!! Thank you everyone for all of your comments and awards!!

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Man Takes Scammer On A Crazy Ride

There's nothing that melts our hearts quite like a scammer getting their time wasted, after trying to waste someone else's time (and money). This particular scammer got taken on the kind of journey that we could only hope taught him a necessary lesson. And that lesson is to NOT be a scammer. They are the bane of everyone's existence. 

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Text - What do you need? I'm having a busy day and I am looking forward to surprise some of the staff with some gift cards, this goes a long way keeping people motivated and I want you to keep this confidential. Yes sir Can you purchase quickly on my behalf and what local store do you think we have around to complete this purchase? I'm Text Message

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Text - considering Walmart gift card, Target gift cards, Amazon gift card or EBay Gift card. DoI have your attention? Yes sir, I can go to Target and buy them. make a purchase of 16 pieces of Target gift Cards $200 face value each ,then you gently scratch the card take a picture of the cards pin,attach and forward it to me. How soon can you get this done ?

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Text - I want you to keep this confidential Ok, I'm going to Target right now. I'll text you Soon. Okay You know a lot of the people in the office love Chick-Fil-A...maybe I should get Chick-Fil-A gift cards...just a thought Make purchase of target Ok, l'll be at Target in about 10 minutes

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Text - Okay How's work going on your end? Did you see the video I put in Inbox? Yeah... text me when you get to the store Ok. Sorry, I got to Target, but I complete forgot my facemask and I can't go in. I gotta go back to the office and grab it. I left it on the desk at work. I was too much in rush Sorry, boss. My bad

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Text - Okay Text me when you get back to the store Also, just wanted to check when I get back to the office....l can ask about using the company card to buy the gift cards. I can tell them I need to get a few things for the office? No one should know, if that's okay with you Make use of the company card I want you to keep it confidential

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Text - I will keep it confidential yes. I'm very crafty when it comes to secrets Do you get that ? Get what? I don't want anyone to know anything about the cards yet Okay Oh, yeah definitely..no one will know. Text me when you get back to the store

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Text - This is the like the last time you had me plan the birthday surprise and I went to Dairy Queen and got that really awesome cake for everyone and hid it in the back fridge...nobody knew. And when they found out. Boom! Okay They are going to be really excited about the Target Gift Cards... l'll keep you updated Okay

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Text - How soon ? I'm hurrying. Jumping on freeway Got the company card Okay I got pulled over for speeding Sorry.

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Text - I'm still going to go to Target, but I have to wait until the officer let's me go I just wanted to let you know it's going to take me a little bit longer How soon are you to the store ? After the officer gives me a ticket or hopefully writes me a warning... was going 30 miles over the speed limit, so I could get to Target and get this done for you quickly

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Motor vehicle - Take me when you get to the store Do you think he'll give me a warning? Sorry, I'm just nervous...l've never been pulled over before Still waiting He gave me a warning!!...can you believe it! It's because be kno wmy ded whor

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Text - Text - believe it! It's because he knew my dad when they both played football together in school. There's still good cops out there. I'm headed to Target now! I know you said you wanted 16 cards, but should I get 20...we should give 4 to the cleaning staff. Are you there? Not yet. Be there in 10 minutes Did you see my text

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Text - about getting 20 Gift cards instead of 16 Can I get 20 instead? Let me see what's going on Driving. I'll text you when l'm outside What are you doing right now Driving to target You still want me to go to Target right? Yeah You can make purchase

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Text - You can make purchase of 20 pieces Ok, thanks. Sorry it's taking me so long. Yeah Text me when you get to the store Ok. Take a picture for me Ok...almost there

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Text - I'm driving on freeway TJ-max I'm out front of Target. Just parked. So l'll purchase cards and then head back to office and scratch them off in my office and send to you You can scratch the cards when you get to your car before heading back to office

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Text - I don't have any change to scratch it off in my car... Okay Thanks. Oh, how will you be presenting the gift cards to everyone? Do you want me to get 20 cards? I can get some funny ones Do you want me to get some streamers? Just let me know... Ok, I didn't hear back, so I got some streamers. And I got the 20 Gift

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Text - And I got the 20 Gift Cards with $20 each Are you done with the purchase Purchase 20 pieces of $200 target gift card Are you done with the purchase Do I have your attention? Yes! Crud...sorry. Ill back in to Target and get those adjusted Sorry. It was $200 each I got jumbled after the null

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Text - I got jumbled after the cop pulled me over Are you there ? Hold on...I'm talking to the target person about adding more to each gift card Okay Оkay Okay You alright? You said okay three times Are you mad? Okay, she's going to

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Text - Okay, she's going to adjust the balances. I'm just waiting. I know this may be an awkward time but when can we talk about that raise you've been promising me We've gone back and forth on this, but I really think that $2/hr raise will really help me at home. Let me know when you are done with the purchase Did you see what I said

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Text - Did you see what I said about the raise? It okay .. I'm not mad Loved "It okay .. I'm not mad" Okay Okay? Wait, did you see what I said about the raise? Can we talk about this real quick? I kinda feel like you've been putting me off I think if you can't at least acknowledge me, then maybe I should consider just putting

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Text - Text - consider just putting these Target gift cards towards my own raise Ok, she finished with gift cards. They are now at $200 each, but I'm not going anywhere until I get answer about a raise How soon ? I'm not going anywhere until we talk about the raise. In fact, I'm thinking of quitting right now and taking these gift cards as my severance

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Text - Text - as my severance package How do you like that? Scratch the cards pin off and send me the picture You're not even answering my questions! What's wrong with you! We will fix the raise dn We will? Seriously! Ok, I'm sorry I got mad I've been stressed at

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Text - Text - I've been stressed at home. My wife won't even touch me anymore and the cat has been throwing up all over the furniture I'm really sorry boss I'm headed back to the office and l'll scratch the cards off and get them to you ASAP Yeah I will fix it up Do I have your attention? Yeah

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Text - Yes sir Okay How soon Do I have your attention ? ?? Are you there ? I'll text you back in a minute. I'm still talking to Target security...my car got broken into when I went into Target I can't believe this!!! I'm sorry boss. I'll text when 'nmdene tollking to

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Tire - I'm sorry boss. I'll text when l'm done talking to security. The assholes even slashed my tires Look I till have the gift cards though, they weren't stolen

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Text - Because they were with me Do you mind if I use the company card to pay for a Tow Truck and a ride back to the office? Scratch the cards pin off and send me the picture Do that now I'm outside, I can't do it right now. I mean, I guess could use one of the shards of glass...hold on...let me try it Are you there ?

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Text - Okay Hold on, l'm sitting here on the hot pavement trying to scratch off these target gift cards with a shard of glass. I just cut my finger. Jeez...don't be so pushy I'm doing what you want Oh, you know you can just peel these things off? This is so much easier Ok. I'm sending you first picture Okay

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Text - Resend it Are you not getting my pics? Why don't I just give them to you at the office If you're having a hard time Take picture of the cards clearly Ok You might get another. It's a test from a Walmart gift card I got for Christmas from my mom in Canada...is that a better shot for you?

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Text - Is that the kind of shot you're looking for? Are you there Yes...are you there? l'm waiting for a tow truck Did you see my car? Can you believe that? Thank God they didn't steal my dakimakura pillow in the trunk. ? Did you see the text about my car getting broken into while I was at Target?

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Text - Text - I told you a second ago about my car being broken into while I was at Target So l'm waiting for Tow Truck Some nasty bandits stole the stuff from car, but they didn't steal my dakimakura pillow in the trunk Do I have your attention ?

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Text - This is my anime pillow... They didn't steal it in the trunk of my car... I was going to use my Target Gift card to buy two more and have a matching set My anime pillow has my attention...if you know what I mean

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Text - I got the picture Scratch all the cards pictures carefully and send me the picture Ok. Did you see my anime pillow pic? That's waif waifu Here's my goodest boy with my other pillow

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Text - Text - Do I have your attention ? Obviously... Can you believe everything we've been through to get these gift cards? Man, I can't wait for this to be over...woosh...what a ride Scratch all the cards pictures carefully and send me the picture Do you want Black and White picture? Ok...sending you picture

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Text - of all 20 gift cards with $200 dollars each...are your ready? Do you have the cards with you and the receipt ? I have them all perfectly lined up and I have the receipt Are you ready? Yeah SCAMMERS... NICE TRY.. ASSHOLES!

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Liars That Got Exposed By The Radiant Light Of Truth

These dishonest individuals got caught up in trying to weave their various webs of lies. Sometimes people get so caught up in their deceptive antics that they forget the internet is a great place to shine the light of truth on lies, with a little Google searching. 

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Text - Raid: Shadow Legends @RaidRPG Replying to @ThatFauxJourno and @DollarShaveClub HI there, we do not sponsor, we cooperate only with those Youtubers who play our game and want to be our influencers. We do not pay money for it. -Alina 8:25 a.m. · 26 Feb. 20 · Hootsuite Inc. 22 Retweets 54 Likes * Pescatore News Network #P.. · 2d P Replying to @RaidRPG @ThatFauxJourno and @DollarShaveClub So if I show your email where you offer money to advertise your game, you are saying that is fake?

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Text - Noah Rothman O @NoahC... ·4h It will pass within 3,908,791 million miles of Earth. Again, for context, the moon is 238,900 miles away. O Daily Express O @Dail... · 1d A 4.1KM asteroid will close-in on Earth in April, NASA has confirmed - Could end human civilisation if it hits express.co.uk/news/science/1...

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Text - Newsweek O @Newsweek · 16h OK, millennial: boomers are the greatest generation in history: bit.ly/39zC9Qg 2K 27 185 ♡ 738 Replying to @Newsweek This article talks about how this recession is nothing because Boomers had to survive the great depression. The depression was in the 30s but the baby boom began at the end of WWII, almost 20 years later. If you're going to insult me, can you at least do it factually? 6:44 AM · Mar 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 208 Retweets 4.4K Likes

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Text - Les Dennis O @LesDennis No you didn't. I am at home and have been all day. Don't lie. 12h Met @LesDennis today in the Brewers Fayre in Warrington. What a disappointment!!!! Refused to have a picture with me and swore at my 2 year old son. #Disappointed 20:49 · 08 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - 3 years ago Worse place ever please don't take your computer or divice here they broke my tablet and didn't fixed but they charge me $50.00 for broke my tablet Response from the owner 3 years ago It is not true! You brought your tablet in broken. We fixed it by reinstalling the image on it and it worked fine. You asked us to keep the repair charge under $100 and we only charged you $50, We have to charge for our services. Thank you!

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Vehicle - I transformed my car from dull to radiant with these amazing light strips. Q ♡ View all 128 comments bird.doodles Bruh that not even the same car

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Text - FN . Replying to @OvertimeGG EN- 19h I don't play fortnite I play basketball so doesn't really matter to me fr 8. · 18h You have a fortnite skin as you pfp 16 FN EN:4h Yea because I used to play but it isn't really fun to me anymore so I stopped playing - 2h Your last vid on YouTube was 1 week ago bruh 4 30m 9 9,9

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Text - Very poor service, I ask almost 10 time to the seller to teach me how to run it, but seller only seen my comment and no reply to me 2019-03-02 23:35 Seller's Response: he ask me to teach how to know his neighbours password wifi.That is absurd.

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Text - *** February 18, 2020 1324 Fake game ad. It's an epidemic. Fake ads are found in other games, and that needs to stop. The ad is misleading and the actual game is unrelated to it. **RE: New reply from devs: So show the actual game and Not a puzzle of saving your hero from drowning! That doesn't exist. What a ridiculous reply and weak excuse. I know why you use fake ads. Don't pretend with me. NEXTERS GLOBAL LTD February 17, 2020 Hello! Thank you for reaching out to us! There are so many co

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Text - 1 review *** 3 days ago Bad place really unsanitary my kids harness failed to hold him up so he fell about 20 feet and hit his head on the ground i am pressing charges Response from the owner 3 days ago No such incident occurred at our facility. The staff, customers and video footage in our facility show otherwise. We are committed to safety. Such an event if true would have required the attention of paramedics which are recorded and have records. Please do not post false allegations.

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Text - @piers... · 17m Hi Jonathan, haven't blocked you, Piers Morgan have never blocked you, and would never block you. I didn't even know you were on Twitter! So a little mystified to have stumbled by accident upon your own tweeted apercus... I remain a big fan, Piers. Jonathan Dimbleby @di... · 17h I am in receipt of a great honour. Although I have no memory of making any public reference to him (and had forgotten I was following him), #piersmorgan has blocked me. I am grateful to him as he h

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Text - Think of every dbrand purchase as a bribe. 12h Remember when ur skins fucked up our switches 12h 41 likes Reply View previous replies (7) z You mean the ones we shipped ex- actly zero of because we caught the issue within the pre-order window, then published a PSA on Reddit about the problem that got over 30,000 upvotes and hit #1 on r/all, following which we provided 100% refunds to every Switch skin preorder, spent the next year working with 3M to come up with a material & adhesive solu

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Text - FINNEAS @finneas I said we're *working* on album 2 you absolutely should not expect it soon. se STYLECASTER O @StyleCaster · 55m According to @billieeilish's older brother @finneas, we can expect a new album soon. spr.ly/60111ihWI

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Text - $1 tip on $500+ bar tab... 1362 01:03 AM 02/20/2020 Kam's 618 Daniel St. Chamafgn, IL 61820 081302 Swipe $ 525.00 Check fatal 1.00 Ilp 526.00 Total Share 40 $10 COUPON cou Comfortable noise cancellation and clear music COWIN E7 SHOP NOW Single comment thread See full discussion B0m 18+ Note the date on the receipt. Feb. 20, 2020. False. That restaurant closed Oct. 20, 2019 at that location. A new location opened in January about half a mile away. 4 2 Q Reply

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Ammunition - Too bad this exact same First time post! Longtime watcher! So founc picture exists on Reddit at this at Goodwill in Cleveland, OH. $6.00. Didn't purchase but thought It to be pretty funny. Hope the cheese isn't in there! least 5 years ago. Quit being a phony. https://www.reddit.com/r/ funny/comments/2sxuux/ fuse_replacement_guide/ Guide to Fuse Replacement 350 amp 100 amp 250 amp (Audiovisual 1500 amp (Slow-Blow) 2000 amp (Slow-Blow) 600 amp Auto-Alert) F Reptacment Fuse Replacement

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Text - 2d As some of you may know I am the recent $3.4 million lotto winner. I'd like to spread some positivity so I'm sending $1,000 to the first 100k people that RT thisaaa Comment done after you RETWEETED Good afternoong PayPal balance $3,457,780.62 285 27 327 239 Interesting as it would take 10 Million to pay that many people you puts. 2

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Careless Step Mom Learns Her Lesson

People that have the audacity to invite themselves over, and then refuse to follow the house rules are something else. This insensitive step mom used all the water during a gnarly drought, so a glorious case of petty revenge ensued. Check out another glorious case of pro revenge with this aggressive girlfriend who had the nerve to steal from her ex's bank account.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/bubonicplagiarism • 9h 適1 Wicked witch of the water Not too long ago we were in the grip of one of the worst droughts I have ever seen. Many of the old timers said it was the worst they'd ever seen it, so yeah, it was bad. We live on rainwater that we catch off the house and shed roof and store in tanks. At this time it's been well over 18 months since the last time it rained, so we are buying in water for the stock and being very, very frugal with our water ration

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Text - Christmas rolls around and my (now ex) stepmother invites herself out to the farm to stay with us. She is one of those people who has done everything better, and if she hasn't, her perfect daughter has. She is never wrong, you can't have a reasonable conversation with her, and she is completely oblivious to the fact that nobody likes her, we simply tolerate her for Dads sake. So the first morning she takes a 20 minute shower. Stock all over the district are dying for lack of feed and wate

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Text - There had been huge charity drives, delivering feed to farmers all over the place. We were going out daily to shoot weakening stock. It is one of the worst points in my life. I hope we never sink so low again, but such is the life of a farmer in this country. So after she emerges from the bathroom, (I had been pounding on the door for over 15 minutes), I tell her - "you won't be able to take another shower for 3 days. Top and tail in the sink, and when you are allowed to shower again, 2 m

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Text - Well the tantrum erupts. "But its so hot and dusty out here!" (Rural Australia during a drought, I don't know what she was expecting...) Then she decides that the 2 tea cups, a teaspoon and a sideplate on the kitchen sink need to be washed immediately. I catch her filling the sink. "What are you doing? Haven't you heard there's a drought? You cant go wasting water, we dont have enough!!!" "Oh, I don't know how you can live this way. Surely my using a bit of water won't make any difference

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Text - By the 3rd morning of her visit we are run dry. "Ahhh! What happened??? I was just washing my hair and the water started coming out dirty then it stopped!!!" "I told ya! We are out of water. You've used more water than the 5 of us would use in a fortnight, in less than 2 days!"

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Text - Here's where the pettiness comes in. I had organised a truckload of water to be delivered to the stock tanks a few days before the wicked witch arrived. So any time we needed water, we would sneak off down to the shearers quarters (which run off the stock tanks) and use our water in our frugal way, delighted in knowing she had no idea. I sent her to town to buy bottled water for all of us, then each evening I took long leisurely sponge baths, filling my basin up in front of her, using up

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Text - After 2 days of buying bottled water and no showers, she decided she would rather run the tap than visit with family, so she buggered off back home. I had never been so happy to see her leave. It's now 9 months later and we are living in a swamp. I'm sitting out on the verandah now, listening to the frogs croaking in the sodden paddocks. And the best part is, Dad finally left her and I never have to see her again. TL;DR evil step monster uses all of our water in a drought. I use all the b

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Employee Makes Karen Drive 50 Miles For No Reason

This employee decided to take their petty revenge by sending Karen on a seemingly meaningless mission of driving 50 unnecessary miles. It's amazing how many bumps in the road can pop up when people decide to adopt a rude attitude toward another person, who is just working their job and trying to be helpful. 

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Text - I made a Karen drive 50 miles to get her refund Before I start, for some background, I work at customer service as a department lead and l'll say my hardware store practices the rule that says "we reserve the right to refuse and limit any returns for any reasons" very often. With that being said... A Karen slithered into my store with a water heater that was around $800, She hissed at us "I want to return it" I asked if she had a receipt, she ask why does she need one and I said to do the

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Text - sure need a proof of purchase, she groaned and dug around in her purse and called me a moron and etc, she was already rude for no apparent reason. I was kind of already in a pissy mood that day so I decided l'd have some fun with her being an asshole by being an asshole back to her. When she presented the receipt, I looked at the receipt to find any possible reason to deny her return and saw it! It was bought at a store 50+ miles away, with items that expensive we normally ask the custome

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Text - to return this item at the point of sale, which is the riverside store" when she heard this she hissed at me in anger something to the effect of "NO I WANT TO RETURN IT HERE I AM NOT DRIVING THAT FAR FOR A REFUND!" she proceeded to yell at me and my associates further, calling us rather offensive names and whatnot, until she asked for a Manager, so I got one, but I made sure to call my manager who has the same mindset of denying returns just like me. When my boss came, he saw what was goi

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Lessons People Learned Too Late In Life

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the lessons that people learned too late in life. Let's read up on these, and not muddle through life not knowing things that we can learn from others that have already been there. 

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Text - nunchucknuts722 • 23h Not everyone is down for you like they say they are Reply 1 6.7k ...

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Text - phantom_avenger • 22h You have to take chances sometimes, and although it can be scary and outside your comfort zone you'll never know what could've been unless you go for it. Reply 3.4k ...

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Text - ambermage • 20h Never trust your boss or coworkers to not stab you in the back for their benefit. Reply 5.7k

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Text - JuracekPark34 • 20h That attention and actual interest are two way different things ETA: Wow. Ok! Had no idea this would be so popular. For those asking for elaboration, I guess I was looking at it more from a relationship/love interest context... there are many men (women too. Just going off my experience) who might give you attention, flirt, etc, but that attention does not actually mean they want to pursue anything. I've had it apply to friendships too, where the person just wants some

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Text - evilergarfie • 21h You don't need a million friends. Maybe less than 10, maybe 5, good friends. Put a LOT of effort into those relationships instead of spreading yourself too thin. Reply 1 19.1k ...

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Text - thelaughingpear a• 22h Don't kill yourself working at a job that would replace you without a second thought. Reply 20.0k

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Text - Paradigmical • 20h Sometimes you just have to let stupid people be stupid. Reply 5.3k ...

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Text - LuckyShoe123• 21h I can do it myself. Now that we're in the digital age, I learned how to change my windshield wipers, trim my rabbit's nails, repair screen windows, replace my sub pump, ect. I always felt like I missed out learning hands-on thing because my dad checked out early. N'ah, girl, you can do that shit on your own! Reply 6.5k ...

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Text - BJntheRV • 22h That the disappointment of your parents will be far shorter lived than the unhappiness you'll endure by trying to make your life fit their perfect picture. Reply 1 24.7k ...

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Text - jakerhamster • 23h People who can frame everything to make themselves the victim are actually pretty toxic and most likely are the actual problem Reply 2.6k ...

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Text - Zedfourkay • 23h Some people just won't admit they're wrong. Don't waste time trying to get them to accept it. Wasted too much of mine own time trying to correct people. Reply 1 26.4k ...

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Text - Some_Asshole_Said • 22h You can't really help people who don't truly want to help themselves. Unless a person realizes, admits, and is receptive to being helped and helping him/her/itself, you're just wasting your energy and probably adding to your own stress. Reply 19.4k ...

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Text - Instar5 • 23h The kind of romantic love I had hoped for was a fantasy in my head and not how most normal relationships work.

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Text - -EDGAR- • 23h The importance of dental health. I didn't take care of my teeth in my youth and now that I'm older I very much regret it. Reply 15.7k

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Text - cocoabiscuits • 23h people aren't as smart as they think. Reply 24.2k ...

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Text - SexualMastery • 23h That I am capable of success. spent so long doubting myself and not doing things because I didn't think I could. Reply 1 30.6k ...

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Text - Luwe95 • 23h It is important to talk about your feelings and it is okay to get help if needed Reply 7.6k ...

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Text - TheRtHonLaqueesha • 22h If you wait 'til you're ready, you'lIl be waiting forever. Reply 10.3k ...

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Text - Viperbunny • 20h It is okay to walk away from toxic family. I am not the monster they paint me as. I can't fix or save them. I can only protect my kids. Reply 2.1k ...

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Text - taylornicolaa • 20h It's not selfish to look after yourself and your happiness.

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Text - Theodore_Imms • 20h "You don't need to set yourself on fire to keep others warm". Reply 1 701 ...

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Text - Thebiginfinity • 21h Don't forsake progress in pursuit of perfection. Reply 141 ...

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Text - dnirtyone • 20h Don't be the broken wing mender guy I ended up doing that too many times. You end up attracting crazy instead of stable. Reply 638 ...

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Text - MajesticElk900 • 22h Spending a few extra seconds to be kind to someone else. Person checking you out the grocery store? Tell them "thanks I hope you have a good day" or asking "how's your day going". Going through a drive thru? Say please and thank you after ordering. I worked drive thru for years and people are so rude but a little politeness goes a long way. Specially in times of covid. People have bad days and it bleeds into other aspects if their life. Show compassion and you could c

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Double-Take Inducing Images of Skewed Perspective

With just a little bit of creative or even unintentional camera angles, stuff can start to look like other stuff. Here are some real life optical illusions that might have your brain doing some double takes. So give your eyes a workout and look at some stuff that might not exactly make a whole lot of sense right away.

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Twitter Thread: Loyal Friend Bears Ridicule to Help Friend in School

Twitter user baileyanastas tells the story of a friend who went above and beyond for their extremely anxious friend in class. We have friends who say that they would "die for you, bro," but what about the ones who would risk looking really dumb for you? That's a mark of some good friendship.

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask a ton of questions in class, which everybody would consider to be "stupid"and "silly" and even the teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking. 1:13 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas The weirdest thing was that she'd almost always ace the class exams and everyone was like???? Even the teachers thought she was cheating because she wasn't so 'smart' in class. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating. 1:15 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas I'm pretty introverted so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she did so well on exams and how she didn't let everyone's remarks and doubts affect her. 1:20 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and had difficulty in class because she couldn't bring herself to ask questions or ask for help from others. I've felt that way before myself.. 1:21 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people. 1:21 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas This girl endured taunts and accusations and borderline bullying for being "stupid" when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask questions for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? 1:22 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas Do you have friends like this? I hope you do. think it's so important to have support from people who don't shame you for your shortcomings, who help you during hard times and don't embarrass you or leave you hanging, even if they could. And trust me, most people could. 1:26 PM · Oct 23, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >

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People That Didn't Understand Everyday Objects

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most hilarious and outright ridiculous experiences with witnessing other people not understanding how to operate everyday objects. Confusion can strike in the most seemingly of obvious situations. Sometimes people's brains take a break, and they forget how to operate. 

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Text - WL14K • 22h I dropped and ice cube on the floor once and threw it in the sink. My roommate at the time was flabbergasted - she had never thought of that, and always put dropped ice cubes in the garbage.

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Text - BaconConnoisseur • 22h I was checking into a hotel and asked if I could get access to the conference room to start setting up for the training I would be conducting all week. The lady at the desk was adamant we hadn't booked their conference room for a full week. It had only been booked for today. We went back and forth for a little bit until she got out the schedule book to show me. The schedule book was just a spiral bound book with calendar pages. She points at today the 31st and says

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Text - piscDSM • 23h My roommate didn't know to cut the lemon/fruit in half before he tried to juice it

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Text - 1 Award As the youngest in the office, I'm now the official "Printer Guy", anyone has a problem with the printer they come to me dumbfounded. Sometimes it's just the machine telling them there's a jam and they refuse to read the display telling them where the issue is.

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Text - TroperCase • 23h 31 Award I once saw someone in my office start to climb up the wrong side of a common metal ladder before being stopped.

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Text - EveFluff • 23h My 70-year old dad frustratedly shaking the pepper grinder at an Italian restaurant

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Text - My wife is a middle school teacher, and her principal is technologically illiterate. He updates the same Powerpoint (not the same template, but the same literal Powerpoint file) for every single presentation he makes. It's now an illegible mix of fonts, font sizes and formats. His bullet lists switch between unordered and ordered, and different types of sub-bullets (so there would be three "bullet" points, followed by a "4" and an "e"). The worst, though, was when he was giving a presenta

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Text - mrdewtles • 22h I just got back from a vacation. This isn't the worst thing, but it's on my mind right now. It's how BAD people are at getting their luggage off of the... Luggage thing at the airport. Like... People were literally falling over unable to grab their baggage. It was sad to watch

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Text - Poes_hoes • 1d Had a kid at one of my jobs not know how to use a broom. He swept back and forth as a cartoon would.

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Text - arcsine • 22h 3 2 Awards I worked deskside IT support at a Fortune 10 company. There was a Director of some super important division, I think it was involved with the launch of new products. Like all Directors there, he had an assistant. Unlike the rest of the directors' assistants, she had THE biggest printer we supported sitting right next to her, and connected directly to her PC. It wasn't even on the network, so no one could use it but her. Turns out, it's because EVERY DAY, this woma

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Text - The_Sceptic_Lemur • 1d My mom and Gmail. Quote: „No, I don't need a password to log in. Now get my emails back." get older generations are not as tech-savy, not having grown up with computers and internet, but come on, you've had that stupid computer for at least ten bloody years. You must have picked up on the basics by now.

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Text - Ving_Rhames_Bible • 23h I see examples every time l'm watching people putting carry-ons in the overhead bins on planes. Like whatever part of their brain is responsible for geometry, at even the level of understanding of a toddler, goes completely dark. You can see it in their faces, frustrated and completely baffled why they can't fit their luggage in there, and I just want to scream, "Turn it SIDEWAYS you fucking idiot!"

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Text - tiptree • 23h My sister in law had a flatmate who never cleaned up after himself in the toilet. There was always poop left. My SIL and their other flatmate were annoyed, but didn't want to embarrass him by telling him. When they were moving out and cleaning the apartment the others told the poopguy to clean the bathroom, and pointed to the toilet brush and told him to make sure to use that too. When they came in a while later to see how it was going he was using the toilet brush. But not

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Text - BrilliantWeight • 1d Served in the army for a brief time with a girl who didnt know you had to rinse clothes after you soaped them while manually doing laundry. We had incidents where our laundry services would be woefully behind schedule, so occasionally, you had to do some sink laundry here and there. She would get hers wet, soap it up, and then just hang it and wonder why hers always came out worse than everyone else's.

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Text - ReeG • 1d As an IT manager at a small office l'll just say the majority of people when it comes to understanding and operating a Windows computer. The amount of people that get hung up and stop working over the the most minor issues is astounding. Want to prove yourself more efficient and put yourself ahead of 90% of the current workforce? Learn basic proficiency in how to operate a Windows 10 PC

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Text - ImInJeopardy • 1d My boss doesn't know how to forward emails. He also doesn't know how the printer/scanner works. He will call me over to his office, have me print an email, then he'll tell me to scan what I just printed and send it to the person he wants to send it to.

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Text - shandower • 23h One time, my wife and I were at Taco time. They have one of those touch-screen coke machines. Unfortunately, we were in the back of a long line that wasn't moving, because the group in front couldn't figure out where the ice was or how to make the coke come out. So my wife goes to the front and asks if they need help. She ended up taking several minutes describing the machine, where the ice was, where the coke was, and how you could add different flavors to your drink. I w

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Text - Bellamy1715 • 1d Roomed with a girl who did not know how to open a can.

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Text - Kantotheotter • 23h I got stuck in a mini cooper. I could not find the door handle. my friend (who owned the car) let me out when she was done laughing.

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Text - artbento • 1d I almost stapled my hand or my face with a staple gun if my teacher hadn't intervened in time. I had never seen one in my life and was just handed one to put up some posters. I'm not sure how I held it but it was wrong enough for the teacher to dive over like a baseball home run.

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Text - remes1234 • 23h It was me. Operating a self check out at walmart. I scanned a thing, and held it in my right, then proceeded to try to scan the next thing using my left hand. The machine said "please place item in bagging area" like 15 times. I just stared at it like it was speaking swahili. The check out person had to help me. I was completely sober. I just vapor locked. I have no idea WTF Happened.

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Text - Miolner • 23h My girlfriend never used a toaster until 4 years ago. She inserted 2 slices of toast and started the toaster. When she thought the toast may be finished, she took a metal knive and wanted to get the toast slices out of the toaster by picking it up with the knife. I just noticed a second before she would have put that knife into the electric heating wire and shouted "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" from across the room. Maybe I saved her life. Now she knows toasters stop automatically af

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Text - d33jaysturf • 22h A friend got a call from her cousin who recently went to college - "hey so I'm about to do laundry, how should I sort the clothes? Is it by brand?"

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Text - thisismycourage • 23h My old roommate claimed she was the smartest person around. I thought she was smart enough (I guess??) but THEN she bought her first wallet. I turn around to her trying to force the wallet shut with the cards in the wrong way. She insisted the wallet was manufactured incorrectly because the wallet wouldn't close with the cards sitting upright. I silently took the wallet, turned one card 90 degrees, handed it back to her, and went back to what I was doing.

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Dad Cons A Con Man, Ruins His Business

When dad realized that he had a con man on his hands, he decided to beat the scoundrel at his own game. Queue the "business" being ruined. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge JOIN u/JakexDx • 1y How my dad conned a con man, then ruined his conning business. Years ago shortly after I moved out, my dad decided he wanted to remodel his bathroom and hired a local contractor(who I will refer to as DB) to do it that fixed a clogged sink for him once. From the start my dad was extremely skeptical of contractors and did not want to get scammed, so after they agreed on the price for labor my dad ask him for an invoice for the cost of all the materials. He

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Text - or something to look over the list of materials and see if the quote was fair, and right off the bat DB was trying to do close to a 50% markup on the materials. So instead of paying DB's invoice my dad just bought all the materials himself saying "he knows a guy who gives him amazing discounts" so DB doesn't get suspicious that my dad was onto his game. After 3 months the bathroom is not close to being done despite DB telling him it would take 2 months, my dad had to travel for work and w

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Text - just brushed him off asking how the bathroom was coming. Over the course of the week DB tried to up sell me on a bunch of things he said needed to be done to finish the bathroom, most of it was electrical work which he did not have a license for. My dad filled me in before he left about what was quoted in the labor and there was no electrical work quoted and I told him no just stick to the original quote. Once my dad comes back I filled him in on all the additional charges DB tried to tac

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Text - asked to install because we had a electrician coming to install it. After a heated discussion between DB and I he stopped installing the ceiling light and started laying tile during which he broke a quarter of the tiles. After this debacle my dad did some investigating and looked up DB's license and found out that not only was the license expired it did not belong to DB! So my dad asked my brother and I to come over when he was going to confront DB about lying about his license. A VERY he

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Text - accidentally brushed his shoulder when I was passing him in the hallway and I refused to apologize. After the cops showed up DB quickly tried to play the victim but the cops told DB to collect his tools and leave. The bathroom still unfinished but my dad did not have to pay DB for his 3 months of labor and used that money to hire real contractors to finish the bathroom, it only took them a week and a half to finish. After this my dad contacted the local news to tell them about DB being a

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Text - to work on their bathroom but once he got paid he would cut and run leaving the bathroom unfinished and stealing all the materials. The news then set up a sting for DB and exposed him for being a conman and he was arrested not long after the news story aired. EDIT: TL;DR - Bad man hired to redo dad's bathroom, tries to rip dad off, dad fires bad man for lack of licenses and for being an asshole. Dad tells local news about bad man, local news exposes bad man, bad man eventually arrested.

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Guy Trolls "Kyle The Scammer" On Instagram, To Oblivion

We love nothing more than a scammer losing to logic. It's a beautiful thing, really. In this case, a dude gets contacted by a scammer bro on the old Instagram, and decides to have some fun with him. Nice touch with The Simpsons reference too!

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Text - ull Bell 10:21 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Thursday 11:06 AM hey bro are you interested in making some money with me Of course I am okay firstly i need to know where you're cause this offer is only for USA and canada. Good news. I'm from the United States ok good now i'll have to tell you what i do . Ok Message... +)

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Text - Text - ull Bell 10:21 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Tam a bitcoin miner and an expert in cryptography.. I make my money off bitcoins... I trade online in the crypto market. All I do is move my bitcoin to your account by making a payment online while logged into your account & can be done from anywhere in the world. so after the deposit has been made available for withdrawal you send me 60% and keep 40%.and we can do this everyday as long as you loyal. Do you understand?? Sure. ok good

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Text - ull Bell 10:21 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now that. and believe me as long as you're loyal we can be doing this for a very long time . Do you have a Credit card or bank account?? What username do you need? My banking one? Instagram? yes your bank login so our company can make the transaction with me . I have multiple bank accounts? Which one do you want? Just curious. Iask this to everyone. Are you a dog person or a cat person? what's the name one your bank ? I need to know if you are

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Text - Text - ull Bell 10:21 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now I was hoping you would say that. Are you interested or not ? Do you want to see a picture of my dog? Oops sorry. That's my girlfriend. Wrong picture I'm embarrassed Here's my dog. He's such a good boy O Message... +)

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Text - Vertebrate - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Sorry I get excited about my dog. I bank with Wells Fargo. Are you still there? Yes i'm here i taught you're joking with me Why would I joke about potentially making $500O! Tjust got this puppy and I just want to show him to everyone Okay O Message... +)

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Text - Text - ll Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now So, kindly forward your username and password to your wells Fargo account so i can make the deposit bro If you have a problem giving me your info you can empty your account balance first before giving me the info Give me second. My just made me Kraft Mac and cheese dinner. I have to eat first I have to check out my password. I always forget what it is. T have so many to remember! Gah! okay bro let me know when you're done Will do! FYI

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Text - Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Ok I'm back. My username is: shaquilleoatmeel. okay what's the password? Gah... my dog just peed on the floor. Have to clean it up. One sec For being just a little puppy, he sure can make quite the mess. My password is: bigboobZ4me okay bro Add me up on our company business WhatsApp +16076892812 Asap Do you want my phone number? yes O Message... +)

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Text - Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now 4302558249 You'll have to be online with me here , When our company is about to login on your account to enable us to make payment. Ok. I have Kazoo practice in about 5 minutes. Can i message you when I get back? My teacher says I am making great progress and says that she has never seen a more passionate Kazoo player than me. ok that cool Thursday 2:55 PM I'm back from practice O Message... +)

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Text - Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now okay i i have texted you through your number Did you get my text? Weird. I did not get a message yet. I did get some great advice from my teacher Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever... She is so insightful. Can you try again? Aaaahhh.. my bad. That was my old

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Text - .ll Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 i Active now This is my new one. 6054756968 Friday 4:06 AM Ok jason Am gonna text you now Friday 8:57 AM Sorry bro. I just woke up, but OMG! I just had the craziest dream. okay bro Did you get my text? I dreamt I was in the set of Family Matters and befriended Steve Urkel. He transformed into Stephon Urkel. In case you don't remember, Stephen was the cool hip version of Steve. No time for joke bro Message... +)

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Text - Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now I'm sorry. Sometimes i overshare okay bro So, did you get my text? Hmmm. Let me me check my messages. I'm a pretty important so I get lots of texts all the time. Mostly it's just from my mom. But sometimes my dad and grandma text me. But grandmas text are a little racists. But we let that slide. let me know if you got the text when you check okay I'm not seeing anything right now. This weird. Can you try calling the number instead? o

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Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now +16076892812 I can't use anymore texts or l'll get charged. My mom took away my PlayStation last time I went over my my texting limit. Can you call me instead? I really want to make money! i'm here to help you make huge income on weekly basis, Text me on # now +16076892812 Dude! My mom is going to be pissed! I can't go over my texting limit. Please call me instead Your number isn't going through bro i just called you 6054756968. Is this the

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Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now yeah Try again okay Are you on Whatapp? Not much. What's up with you? i i need to know so i can text you on there . I'm chilling. What's up with you? i'll have to submit your details to our company so they can process your transaction . send me your full name and house address. 742 evergreen terrace. Springfield, California 64829 Message... +)

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Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Max powers is my full name Max powers ? Yeah. Why is that strang? Strang? Strange Well my full name is Maximus Nothing is strange, i'm just making sure that's it bro okay When will i receive a letter in the mail? Hold bro I will get back to you O Message... +)

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Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Sorry I'm just really excited Friday 12:04 PM I just checked my mailbox. It didn't arrive yet. I'll check in a couple hours Friday 1:56 PM just keep checking it The mailman just arrived. I'll go check Darn. It didn't arrive yet. But i did get the new Highlights magazine. I'm going to do the hidden pictures. That's always my favorite thing to do. Saturday 7:22 AM okay bro i guess there's something wrong Message... +)

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Text - ull Bell 10:22 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now SOmewnere And i'm in my cut off time and I can't make any transaction till on Monday please do not change your info so on Monday I will be able to make a good transaction and you can take your percent of it okay? Saturday 3:39 PM I'll keep checking bro. Sunday 9:01 AM okay bro So what are you up to today? Monday 11:07 AM hey bro I'm going to be making transactions on your bank today ...: When are you going to be free cause I need you to Mes

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Text - ll Bell 10:23 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now going to be free cause I need you to be online. Sorry. I ate Taco Bell last night. It's been coming out both ends all day today. I'll have to get back to you tomorrow. what do you mean I am here for business and not for joke bro I wish I was joking. This is the worst So, you mean i should make the transaction tomorrow? Yeah bro Monday 2:32 PM If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? Yesterday. 8:43 AM O Message...

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Text - ull Bell 10:23 AM 26% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Lol How you doing bro Yesterday, 11:45 AM Неуу 9:54 AM Feeling much better bro. I recently acquired a very large sum of money. I'm currently looking for a group of savvy entrepreneurs to help invest this money in gummy worms. The gummy worm market is small right now, but is expected to be huge by the end of the year. You could turn $1000 into 1,000,000 by the end of the year. Are you in?! What are you talking about ? I'm talking about makin

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Text - ull Bell 10:23 AM 27% kyle_btc.007 i Active now I'm talking about making a lot of money bro! This is not a good deal bro Did you fix your phone yet ? It's a great deal. You give me $1000. I then give you that money back immediately. I just need your bank account username and password. I will also send you a 1lb bag of gummy worms. Whats your address bro? Ok Did you have the money now ? Call me at this new number i just set up. 18003581971 Ok good Did you get my text ? O Message... +)

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Text - ull Bell 10:23 AM 27% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now Ok good Did you get my text ? Dude you have to CALL the number bro. I tried call you again it's not going. Lame. I guess you don't want to invest with me then. You lost your chance I alled you just now What number? The # number you sent now Call or text me here +16076892812 . Did you get a response from the 1-800 number? Message...

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Text - ull Bell 10:23 AM 27% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now The # number you sent now Call or text me here +16076892812 . Did you get a response from the 1-800 number? Not yet dude You have to call that number now. Time is running out I did dude What did the person say? You text or call me . If you really want me to make a deal with you . Dude. You are a scammer. Take a hint. I've been fucking with the entire time. Message... +)

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Green - ull Bell 10:30 AM 30% kyle_btc.007 (i Active now What did the person say? You text or call me . If you really want me to make a deal with you . Dude. You are a scammer. Take a hint. I've been fucking with the entire time. Message... +)

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Grasshopper - ull Bell 6:03 PM 29% kyle_btc.007 i I'm real Yes your are a real person. But you scamming people. Who in the hell would give you their own banking info? Goodbye. You blocked kyle_btc.007. Delete chat.

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Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"

One of Tumblr's favorite things to do is expound on human nature in discussions, essays and threads about the role human beings as team "hold my beer" in the universe. It's generally regarded, out of self interest and flattery that we're basically badass space orcs. These kinds of discussions go on to describe Earth as the type of planet whose wildlife could fight off an alien invasion. So in this context, the idea that a human ship would have a knife Roomba affectionately referred to as "Stabby" not only makes perfect sense, but sort of makes us want to get one right now.

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Text - sepulchritude on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship it doesn't have any special intelligence. it's just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don't have knives. it's just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talkin

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Text - "it doesn't stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool – someone write that down." "but then what is its purpose?" "I don't know," the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. "it just seemed cool" aethersea this is the dumbest idea l've ever heard but I thought about it for five seconds and realized that if I were, say, a random communications officer onboard this ship and someone taped a knife to a roomba it wou

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Text - or a truly terrible knock-knock joke every time he managed to nick someone. somethingninga Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold petralemaitre I am suddenly astonished that Stabby isn't Farscape canon. 1812 was weird enough. A dearthoughthenightisgone Tre (with Stabby's little charging dock would start accruing cuddly toys and commemorative holo-vids of Stabby's greatest stabs. Its insignia would start off at a fairly low rank, but soon, without anyone every discus

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Text - jumpingjacktrash why am i proud of stabby this is irrational roachpatrol like if you're proud of stabby reblog to tape another knife on him

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