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2020/09/02

Fan Makes Britney Spears Chuckle and more...

Understandably, nobody could keep it together. An absolute golden moment.
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Fan Makes Britney Spears Chuckle
 

Understandably, nobody could keep it together. An absolute golden moment. 

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Tagged: humor , Music , britney spears , funny , Video , win
       
 

Man Promotes Renaming Boneless Chicken Wings
 

This guy is clearly not messing around. He's ready to face a very real problem head on. 

Submitted by: (via Matt Novak)

Tagged: chicken , awesome , ridiculous , food , funny , Video , win
       
 

Teacher Rejects Mom's Request To Separate Daughter From Poor Classmate

Man, as far as helicopter parents cases go, this is one of the worst we've ever seen. This mom had the nerve to send a teacher an angry email about what kinds of kids she's comfortable with her daughter spending time with. Honestly, sounds like a nightmarish situation. Teachers really have to deal with all kinds of maddening BS. 

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Text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/blueuglydolls • 22h Aita for telling a mom she doesn't make the rules in my classroom? Not the A-hole First year teaching (second grade) l'll try to make this quick. So let's call the two girls Hannah and kelly. Now Hannah's mom is on the PTA, very involved, it's clear they have money, and overall her kid is great. Now I noticed Hannah's mom being really hovery over her in the classroom when she would volunteer but whatever nothing crazy.. Hannah and kelly have be

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Text - friends with her anymore because she didn't have a high Quality enough family that her family was junkie. Our school has a zero tolerance bullying and exclusion rule. When I went over to talk to Hannah she explained that her mom told her she couldn't be friends with Kelly for those reasons but that she really wanted to. I told Hannah her mom didn't make the rules for my classroom. Well I ended up getting a nasty email from Hannah's mom saying that it's her kid, she will decide who's frien

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Text - This to me disgusting. If she doesn't allow them to play together outside of school that's her choice but l'm not playing those games in my second fucking grade classroom. I took the emails and my concerns to our principal who agreed with me. My own mother told me "parents have that right your being a little bit of an ass" So lay it on me I guess am I the asshole here? 5 4 2 7 1 8.6k 567 1 Share

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Text - daslinda • 21h • Partassipant [1] NTA But be warned, that entitled mum is going to be a pain in your ass and not going to be the last... Good thing telling your principle right away. And for the future keep doing that, document everything to prevent hearsay. And at last: I wish you all the best as a teacher! Go on, teach the shit out of the children, become the best teacher you can be! With this to start, i know your gonna be an awesome one Reply 1 2.0k ...

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Text - Pighillian • 22h • Partassipant [2] NTA She's a terrible mother who will only ruin her daughter's social life. Like you said, what happens outside the classroom is out of your control but don't let that kind of prejudiced bully behaviour into your classroom. Reply 9.4k ...

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Text - wind-river7 • 21h • Pooperintendant [59] NTA. I would talk to the principal about having this woman doing volunteer work in your classroom. If she can't control herself around second graders, she may need to be reassigned to volunteer elsewhere. Reply 225

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Text - Novel-Imagination94 • 21h NTA. What a horrible way to raise a child. I don't know why your mom would say she has that right, that's not how schools work. Reply 337 ...

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Text - yoshivoicebottomtext • 22h NTA, she can't really expect you to enforce this in the classroom right? what a witch Reply 627 ...

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Text - After_Refrigerator91 • 21h • Partassipant [1] NTA. Terrible mother. Good on your principal for having your back. You sound like a great teacher and they're lucky to have you! Reply ...

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Text - Amazonwarrior14 • 21h NTA!!!!! As a teacher myself, I know the HUGE struggles of bullying and making sure everyone feels included. It's really not fair to tell any kid at that age that they can't play with another kid. Mom really doesn't have any control over the rules of your classroom. You're the professional with the degree. Would love to see her say all that in a meeting with an administrator and Kelly's parents if she tries to switch her daughter's class. You're doing the right thing

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Text - catttmommm • 21h NTA But as a more experienced teacher, I think you could have handled it differently. I might have said something like, "even if we aren't friends outside of school, we can still be kind to everybody in our classroom community." What you said undermines her mom's authority, and while I think her mom is wrong, she's still her mom, and you don't want to send the message to kids that they can disobey their parents' rules when they aren't around (which is how a kid can easily

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Text - dmcat12 • 21h • Partassipant [1] NTA. And I know you won't do it, but I would want to leak that email & attitude out to every other parent & let them know about Judgy McJudgerson up there on the PTA and see how far her little power trip lasts Reply 27 ...

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Text - WhySoManyOstriches • 17h NTA. At ALL. Thanks to you, Hannah will become a compassionate and understanding human. TBH, my sister's best friends growing up BOTH had horrible home lives in less prosperous neighborhoods. Hanging out at our house gave them peace safety and a chance to see another way of living. They both now have amazing families/homes/college degrees. Because of "hanging w/ Hannah". And they have been amazing foster sisters and daughters to0- so it wasn't a one way street. Ke

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Text - kostis12345 • 20h NTA, you are a good teacher and her mother is horrible. Also professionally speaking (I am a high school teacher) her mother's behavior is also out of line, she can't dictate to the school special rules of conduct for her daughter, moreso when they are based on classist prejudices. Reply 3 ...

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Text - PigDoctor • 18h NTA NTA NTA. THANK YOU for doing what teachers should be doing when they encounter a situation like this. Many of the people I know (including myself) have experienced bullying that teachers overlooked (or even overtly participated in). A teacher like you could have made all the difference. Really, a second grader isn't responsible for her parents choices, even if they were much worse than described here. And as you said, this mom can choose not to let them interact outsid

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Text - princesspurrito36• 19h nta. Not at all. But document, document, document. It cannot be said enough. About everything. You may find this parent will intervene on behalf of other students/ parents about any perceived slights or concern. Be very careful and deliberate with your words and cc your principal and/or counselor if appropriate. Ask for one of them to join you in all parent meetings/ calls with this parent. Better to be cautious and dot your i's and cross your t's. Reply ...

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Boss Gets Fired Unethically, Pro Revenge Ensues

What we have here is a painful example of nepotism at its very finest. It's this kind of shady behavior that has an unfailing, uncanny knack for sinking a company. We're just grateful that this particular employee was able to carry out the pro revenge that they did. Check out another juicy case of pro revenge with this aggressive girlfriend that had the audacity to steal from her ex's bank account.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/LS-CRX • 5h + Join Fire my boss unethically? Enjoy paying for my unemployment benefits! This took place more than a decade ago. I started working for a small branch of a company and got along really well with my boss (the branch manager) and used to compare him to Michael Scott (not to his face), I would have been Jim Halpert in this scenario. After working there for a while, my boss was approached with an "awesome" offer to go manage a bigger branch a few hours away. This

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Text - Text - My boss graciously turned down the offer, his kids had just started at their new schools and he didn't want to uproot them again (he'd relocated to take the current position). This was not taken well by our corporate office, but they couldn't fire him for it... not directly. A few weeks later I saw our office manager (a lady nobody in the office liked) in my boss's office filing paperwork (or so it seemed) which was odd but not alarming. The next week my boss was going to be on vac

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Text - None of us had lost our keys, we were all sitting together and could easily confirm this, so I texted my boss to ask him and he had no CLUE what she was up to. I got a bad feeling about what was happening. I called him after the meeting and told him to come by my house Sunday when he got back from out of town. I explained that I was 95% certain they were planning to fire him Monday, I didn't know what reason, I just had a gut feeling. I said it was too bad because if he was fired I wouldn

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Text - So we did, and he was fired Monday (for misfiling paperwork of some sort), and I definitely did not go back to work. They tried calling me in, and I told them that my boss had fired me already. I took the proof with me to the unemployment office and was good to go... until they (former employer) disputed my claim. I had a hearing (on the phone) with the unemployment office and my corporate HR person: HR: "He wasn't fired, the paperwork he submitted with his claim isn't the right paperwork

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Text - HR: "He was fired" Unemployment: "Why was he fired?" (getting exasperated) HR: *mumbles* "For doing paperwork incorrectly..." Unemployment: "Well that is hardly the fault of the terminated employee!?!! How is he to know that the paperwork is invalid that is coming from their supervisor?" They told my HR that they could rehire me or not, but my claim was valid. They couldn't rehire me because they'd already filled the position. Sol got to collect unemployment for a while before moving on t

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Text - For the record, it is VERY likely that they would have "invented" a way of firing me after they got rid of my boss. Had they done that, they would have made CERTAIN that my termination was such that I wouldn't be eligible for unemployment, I took that power away from them by getting fired preemptively. I am also positive that when I saw the office manager in his office (while he was away) she was arranging the setup for him to be fired. 2 2 1 1 3.1k 135 1 Share

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Mistaken Brain Lords Who Believe They're Geniuses

Social media has given ridiculous people a place to insert their supposed genius into everyone else's lives. It could be that these absurd people think they're geniuses because they once took a bogus IQ test. Sometimes it's just a defense mechanism for not getting a joke. Sometimes people are so caught up in their own narcissism that they start to believe they have brain powers.

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Text - ... O hrs Facebook for Android 2 Indonesia Outdonesia 8Memes 22 hrs e Like Comment A Share 1 share "Indo" in Indonesia comes from the Latin word for "India", thus your meme is metaphysically not funny. But nice try, thanks for sharing and welcome back! 12 brs Renly More Like

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Text - @slothanova At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda 6:06 PM 30 Jul 20 · Twitter for iPhone Coca-Cola Coca-Cola @CocaCola drgnstane 2020 blows, effective immediately we're putting the cocaine back in

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Text - Pizza Hut Actually cocaine was removed from coke sometime in the late 1800s 12h 3 likes Reply Hide replies asto @ yo have a laugh... please. 1h 1 like Reply Hut Twish I could, this sounds really stupid but I think l'm too smart for mainstream humor. I always have this feeling to fact check shit most memes are so basic that they just seem unintelligent to me and not funny at all 1h Reply

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Text - lam thinking of more than 10 theories of how and why our universe was created and who is god and i think of it every night it and it haunts my sleep

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Text - 1 rok temu Loneliness is awesome tho. I like being that weird guy, sitting there emotionless and watching people. I like watching people and humans in general the lies they tell each other, them being fake it's interesting really, humans are so deluded it's fun to watch. 12 目2 2 ODPOWIEDZI

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Text - T have, on many occasions, defended anonymous accounts. The threats and consequences are real for being who you are. The Jungian in me has to wonder, though, if anonymity is a hedge against integration. It allows you to flirt with the shadow, but never assimilate it 5:13 PM · Aug 14, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Independently high Dunning-Kruger scores of tech bros and lefty post- Boomers with respect to stochastic processes work synergistically to keep Seattle at the vanguard of the movement to turn American cities into metaphorical and actual Dumpster fires. 7:37 PM · 8/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Face - I'm a turtle! Oh...and who is that on your back? That's Michelle. Pun You and 149 others 35 Comments 16 Shares A Share Haha Comment View 3 more comments 11 of 14 joe exotic in the back ground Like - Reply - 8m 1 Reply I'm too intelligent for this Like - Reply - 7m Michelle.my shell Like Reply - 6m know, I'm just too intelligent for this. I was like, "Me shell? My shell? But that doesn't seem right either. Damn illiterates" Like Reply 5m

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Text - Well I used to beat grandmaster level computers. I don't play online at all but I also don't play games for anything meaningful. They are a device to learn in a quick format. No way https://lichess.org/eGolMzDe Please let me play a game with you My intelligence quotient is 168. There's a reason l'm in on a scholarship in law school. Alrighty alright biggus dickus

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Text - 3h My mother tested me at a young age and said that my IQ was around 140, That's more than most of the human race has. So before you have a conversation with me, understand that my intelligence is so unbelievably great that most of you imbeciles would not be able to comprehend. 1

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Text - Stephen King O @StephenKing A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo." 01:12 07.08.20 · Twitter Web App 15,3K Retweets and comments 127K Likes 13h v Replying to @StephenKing It's spelled rabbi Steve. This is really embarrassing for you as an "author." O 118 27 15 O 542

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Cat - New cat!!!!! Like Comment Share and 25 others like this. Wow.that cat is quite hirsute! Like Reply 01. 13 hrs hirsute? Like - Reply 11 hrs I take it you are not familiar with that word. It comes from the Latin hirsutus ("shaggy, hairy"). I am not like all the other dimwits who have a knee-jerk "ZOMG THAT IS A CUTE KITTY!" reaction. I see that cat, and my first thought is to comment on its appearance (but not in the way the ignorami do) And then I realized this would be an excellent teachin

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Text - 4 years ago i like to watch old people laughing It 565 1 13 - 2 days ago G Really? Define what is 'old' to you? Are you old or are you infantile? I would enjoy analyzing you however you're IQ may be so low I may have to give up unfortunately as being concrete continuously would be very unstimulating; you could be referred out to another source. Take care of yourself and watch your words; as you may be taken the wrong way and l wouldn't want to see the outcome of your, sadly, lost soul. I

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Text - Well for one i have a soul unlike you 2 Im smarter than almost everyone else around me which got me on the cia list Its not very fun + -5

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Text - I love chatting up these girls at parties. "Oh hey Ali, I was just hearing about | your girlfriend's mom's summer house!" | smile psychotically in my extremely tight low cut dress & flee, only after i casually drop that i am writing my 5th book & teaching myself 4th century Greek 12:32 AM · 8/9/20 from Queens, NY Twitter for iPhone

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Text - You ever think soo much you can feel your brain heating up. Who needs drugs to get fried when all you got to do is have a different circadian rhythm from the people around you. O Like Comment A Share 3

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Twitter Thread: Importance Of Science And Technology Education

There are people in this world that think that Wi-Fi and internet are the same thing. Just let that percolate for a second. Okay, moving forward, we live in an era completely dominated by technology, and that very technology continues to evolve at the kind of rapid pace that makes it pretty much impossible to keep up with. I mean, sh*t, we're looking at a future where we'll have the option to put actual computer chips in our brains thanks to Elon Musk. How about we don't go there? 

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka I think Clarke's Third Law, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" has emerged in full force during the last 10 years and its having a profound effect on the society. A thread: 11:40 PM · 31 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h Replying to @sulka We all carry phones that are more powerful than supercomputers not too long ago, better cameras than most film cameras most people owned etc. Internet messaging is increasingly real time. Machine learning algorithms can perform tasks that look human. 1 27 4 76 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h Most people have no idea who all of this works and don't have the skills and knowledge to start breaking down the technologies to comprehend what's going on. This is

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h Now that people are used to using devices that feel magic - “I know this is a device but I have no idea how this works" - the ground has become fertile for an increasing amount of beliefs about tech. Us humans want to understand things and create rationales when they're missing. 1 27 13 103 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h We also hear about adjacent phenomena. Facebook tracks us and it's bad for privacy! Cyber criminals lurk in the internets and want to scam you! The less

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h P Thus, utter conviction corona tracker apps must have privacy issues! Doesn't matter if actual experts say otherwise - how does one evaluate if someone is an expert if your evaluation criteria is mostly belief based? 27 5 85 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h This is also increasingly evident at large scale. People with no expertise make decisions on governmental IT systems and believe things they hear from sellers. Anything is possible! And because the magic is so advanced,

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h We now have magic incantations, too. “We'll conjure the spirit of Blockchain and it will solve all our problems." To people with deeper understanding of technology, many of these claims are ridiculous. But surely more advanced magic must exist, so these claims are true! 27 19 128 Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h And this is making me feel exasperated more and more frequently. Sadly, there is no fast cure. We need a deep change in the education system to pass understanding o

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Text - Sulka Haro @sulka · 15h If you can educate people around you on tech, please do. Start from the fundamentals. Everything we see is incrementally built and none of the components are complicated if you get deep enough. It's just hard to decompile complex systems, especially if... it's magic. 27 23 141

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Man Takes Scammer On A Crazy Ride

There's nothing that melts our hearts quite like a scammer getting their time wasted, after trying to waste someone else's time (and money). This particular scammer got taken on the kind of journey that we could only hope taught him a necessary lesson. And that lesson is to NOT be a scammer. They are the bane of everyone's existence. 

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Text - What do you need? I'm having a busy day and I am looking forward to surprise some of the staff with some gift cards, this goes a long way keeping people motivated and I want you to keep this confidential. Yes sir Can you purchase quickly on my behalf and what local store do you think we have around to complete this purchase? I'm Text Message

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Text - considering Walmart gift card, Target gift cards, Amazon gift card or EBay Gift card. DoI have your attention? Yes sir, I can go to Target and buy them. make a purchase of 16 pieces of Target gift Cards $200 face value each ,then you gently scratch the card take a picture of the cards pin,attach and forward it to me. How soon can you get this done ?

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Text - I want you to keep this confidential Ok, I'm going to Target right now. I'll text you Soon. Okay You know a lot of the people in the office love Chick-Fil-A...maybe I should get Chick-Fil-A gift cards...just a thought Make purchase of target Ok, l'll be at Target in about 10 minutes

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Text - Okay How's work going on your end? Did you see the video I put in Inbox? Yeah... text me when you get to the store Ok. Sorry, I got to Target, but I complete forgot my facemask and I can't go in. I gotta go back to the office and grab it. I left it on the desk at work. I was too much in rush Sorry, boss. My bad

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Text - Okay Text me when you get back to the store Also, just wanted to check when I get back to the office....l can ask about using the company card to buy the gift cards. I can tell them I need to get a few things for the office? No one should know, if that's okay with you Make use of the company card I want you to keep it confidential

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Text - I will keep it confidential yes. I'm very crafty when it comes to secrets Do you get that ? Get what? I don't want anyone to know anything about the cards yet Okay Oh, yeah definitely..no one will know. Text me when you get back to the store

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Text - This is the like the last time you had me plan the birthday surprise and I went to Dairy Queen and got that really awesome cake for everyone and hid it in the back fridge...nobody knew. And when they found out. Boom! Okay They are going to be really excited about the Target Gift Cards... l'll keep you updated Okay

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Text - How soon ? I'm hurrying. Jumping on freeway Got the company card Okay I got pulled over for speeding Sorry.

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Text - I'm still going to go to Target, but I have to wait until the officer let's me go I just wanted to let you know it's going to take me a little bit longer How soon are you to the store ? After the officer gives me a ticket or hopefully writes me a warning... was going 30 miles over the speed limit, so I could get to Target and get this done for you quickly

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Motor vehicle - Take me when you get to the store Do you think he'll give me a warning? Sorry, I'm just nervous...l've never been pulled over before Still waiting He gave me a warning!!...can you believe it! It's because be kno wmy ded whor

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Text - about getting 20 Gift cards instead of 16 Can I get 20 instead? Let me see what's going on Driving. I'll text you when l'm outside What are you doing right now Driving to target You still want me to go to Target right? Yeah You can make purchase

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Text - You can make purchase of 20 pieces Ok, thanks. Sorry it's taking me so long. Yeah Text me when you get to the store Ok. Take a picture for me Ok...almost there

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Text - I'm driving on freeway TJ-max I'm out front of Target. Just parked. So l'll purchase cards and then head back to office and scratch them off in my office and send to you You can scratch the cards when you get to your car before heading back to office

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Text - I don't have any change to scratch it off in my car... Okay Thanks. Oh, how will you be presenting the gift cards to everyone? Do you want me to get 20 cards? I can get some funny ones Do you want me to get some streamers? Just let me know... Ok, I didn't hear back, so I got some streamers. And I got the 20 Gift

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Text - And I got the 20 Gift Cards with $20 each Are you done with the purchase Purchase 20 pieces of $200 target gift card Are you done with the purchase Do I have your attention? Yes! Crud...sorry. Ill back in to Target and get those adjusted Sorry. It was $200 each I got jumbled after the null

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Text - I got jumbled after the cop pulled me over Are you there ? Hold on...I'm talking to the target person about adding more to each gift card Okay Оkay Okay You alright? You said okay three times Are you mad? Okay, she's going to

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Text - Okay, she's going to adjust the balances. I'm just waiting. I know this may be an awkward time but when can we talk about that raise you've been promising me We've gone back and forth on this, but I really think that $2/hr raise will really help me at home. Let me know when you are done with the purchase Did you see what I said

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Text - Did you see what I said about the raise? It okay .. I'm not mad Loved "It okay .. I'm not mad" Okay Okay? Wait, did you see what I said about the raise? Can we talk about this real quick? I kinda feel like you've been putting me off I think if you can't at least acknowledge me, then maybe I should consider just putting

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Text - Yes sir Okay How soon Do I have your attention ? ?? Are you there ? I'll text you back in a minute. I'm still talking to Target security...my car got broken into when I went into Target I can't believe this!!! I'm sorry boss. I'll text when 'nmdene tollking to

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Tire - I'm sorry boss. I'll text when l'm done talking to security. The assholes even slashed my tires Look I till have the gift cards though, they weren't stolen

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Text - Because they were with me Do you mind if I use the company card to pay for a Tow Truck and a ride back to the office? Scratch the cards pin off and send me the picture Do that now I'm outside, I can't do it right now. I mean, I guess could use one of the shards of glass...hold on...let me try it Are you there ?

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Text - Okay Hold on, l'm sitting here on the hot pavement trying to scratch off these target gift cards with a shard of glass. I just cut my finger. Jeez...don't be so pushy I'm doing what you want Oh, you know you can just peel these things off? This is so much easier Ok. I'm sending you first picture Okay

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Text - Resend it Are you not getting my pics? Why don't I just give them to you at the office If you're having a hard time Take picture of the cards clearly Ok You might get another. It's a test from a Walmart gift card I got for Christmas from my mom in Canada...is that a better shot for you?

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Text - Is that the kind of shot you're looking for? Are you there Yes...are you there? l'm waiting for a tow truck Did you see my car? Can you believe that? Thank God they didn't steal my dakimakura pillow in the trunk. ? Did you see the text about my car getting broken into while I was at Target?

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Text - This is my anime pillow... They didn't steal it in the trunk of my car... I was going to use my Target Gift card to buy two more and have a matching set My anime pillow has my attention...if you know what I mean

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Text - I got the picture Scratch all the cards pictures carefully and send me the picture Ok. Did you see my anime pillow pic? That's waif waifu Here's my goodest boy with my other pillow

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Text - of all 20 gift cards with $200 dollars each...are your ready? Do you have the cards with you and the receipt ? I have them all perfectly lined up and I have the receipt Are you ready? Yeah SCAMMERS... NICE TRY.. ASSHOLES!

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Sister Tries Charging Guy For Her Staying At His House

Siblings are inclined to help each other out in times of need, but when someone starts trying to take advantage of the situation, it moves into the territory of entitled goofs and their absurd demands. This dude's sister didn't have a very good strategy.

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Parenting Memes For All The Exhausted Adults

Anyone that has a kid knows that the life comes with a steady, infuriatingly consistent situation of sleep deprivation. Kids are tireless beings of manic energy, seemingly excited about anything within their field of consciousness. That being said the whole parenting thing does have its bright and lovely moments. 

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Footwear - #40%TIP

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Font - GO BACK TO BED! CAN I HAVE SOME WATER? NORMAL ACTIVITY 3:08:26 AM

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Cartoon - Actual picture of me throwing away old toys while my kids are gone. @DIFFICULTMOMMY

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Text - When your kid asks you to "WATCH THIS" for the ten millionth time RAMBLIN MAMA

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Movie - First Time Parent 1 Month Later 4 Years And 2 More Kids Later, You're Like.

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Photography - YES! gọt my dishes done MEANWHILE IN THE LIVING ROOM!

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Furniture - Diaper looks full.

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Organism - When ya mom look calm in public but she got that secret grip on your arm

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Facial expression - Me as a parent screams "screams higher Citytv

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Organism - How I feel when my kids won't eat their food. THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!!! quickmeme.com

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Child - HOW DO I PUT THIS? BEA YOU WILL NEVER "SLEEP IN AGAIN.

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Internet meme - WHEN A 3 YEAR OLD ASKS YOU TO GET IN HER TENT YOU GET IN THE TENT

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Photo caption - YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY TOYS! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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Facial expression - I'M REALLY HUNGRY BUT DADDY GAVE ME A PURPLE SPOON INSTEAD OF A PINK ONE quickmeme.com

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Photo caption - WHEN YOU'RE HALF ASLEEP AND YOUR CHILD IS STANDING NEXT TO YOUR BED STARING AT YOU

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As the father As the child As the mother sees sees sees

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Facial expression - WHEN PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS TELL ME THEY'RE EXHAUSTED

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Photo caption - parenting in public parenting at home

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Motor vehicle - When I finally get to leave the house without the kids:

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Text - JOHN DEERE Coupe NO MATTER HOW BIG AND BAD YOU ARE, WHEN A TWO YEAR OLD HANDS YOU A TOY PHONE. YOU ANSWER IT

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Facial hair - WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING... SO IT BEGINS

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Yellow - When you were up all night with the kids and your husband tells you he's "so tired." RAMBLIN MAMA

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Skin - WHEN ANOTHER PARENT SAYS, "MY KID WOULD NEVER DO THAT!" BL

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Photo caption - WHEN I BUY STUFF FOR ME WHEN I BUY STUFF FOR THE KIDS

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Facial expression - When you finally get your kid to sleep, then step on a loud toy on the way out RAMBLIN MAMA Callege No, God! Please! Nooooooooo!

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Photo caption - SILENCE IS GOLDEN. UNLESS YOU HAVEATODDLER IN THAT CASE SILENCE IS VERY, VERY SUSPICIOUS

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Hair - The FIRST time you hear "Mom!" @alyceoneword The 7,567TH time.

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Animation - When your kids say "You never buy me anything" NATURES Aares 40

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Terrestrial animal - Me: Stay in your own bed tonight, ok? 3 yr old: Ok Mommy, I promise. 3:00am:

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Text - I DON'T KNOW WHO GAVE MY CHILD A WHISTLE BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

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Adaptation - Parent: Please try not to get any water outside the tub. Kid: @HowToBeADad

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Text - When you tell your kid it's bedtime but your husband tells him he can have 5 more minutes (I'll kill you.) @stamfordmommy

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Facial expression - My kid,when I say, "Stop, you're gonna get hurt!" bói 10 seconds later... odbsetocdassy

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Floor - BATHROOM BREAK THEY WILL FIND YOU. howtobeadad.com DAD

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Cartoon - Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: @HowToBeADad

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Product - HOW IT LOOKS HOW IT FEELS

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Child - POOP BEFORE OR AFTER DIAPER CHANGE? OR DURING!

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Dog - Wife wanted 5 mins alone... This was outside her door

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Eyewear - "Dad I'm cold" Dad: go to the corner, it's 90 degrees WORLD'S GREATEST DAD

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Photo caption - HOMESCHOOLING IS GOING WELL WO STUDENTS SUSPENDED FOR FIGHTING AND ONE TEACHER FIRED FOR DRINKING ON THE JOB.

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Text - Homeschooling your kids: 8AM "Hey all you cool cats and kittens..." NETFLIX 8:05AM Guess what Motherf***er! Truth.

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Text - funny Funny Parenting Memes Parent ... VEMES March 23 at 9:17 PM - O When you catch your kids eating a family size bag of tortilla chips for breakfast but then realize you don't have to cook phumor OEMACOTVELINGMOM2 l'll allow it. 2.9K 772 Comments 10K Shares

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Text - Mombie Needs Coffee by Heather McCain added a new photo. ... March 22 at 8:17 PM O Me homeschooling my kids @mombieneedscoffee I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 110 3 Comments 62 Shares

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Entitled People and Their Laughable Requests

Saying no to someone can be extremely hard, but sometimes an entitled someone has such unrealistic demands that a gleeful "stop talking to me" is the most refreshing thing you can say. It's hard to tell where people get the nerve to do things like complain about free pizza,  but it's always absolutely maddening.

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Text - is a looking for a car. ... Can anyone give me a ride downtown tomorrow? Need a ride to an appointment at 10 so pick me up at 9 and drive me home around 11 O Like Comment could probably do it. i've got some shopping to do downtown. if you pay for parking i'll drive Jum, thanks, I guess, but why should I pay for parking for your car?????

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Text - 9:53 PM I will let you know I have quite a few artist friends in the area and I can definitely share your art with them. Word of mouth spreads the word. That's been profitable for me. Money doesn't inspire me as much as the working on the project. Look at that way. I'm older than you l'm sure. But I've been around the art business for years. In all mediums. Is this your way of trying to get something for free and offer "advertisement" as payment? 10:32 PM I have a great network

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Text - 8 mins · This whole not being able to find a babysitter that I don't have to pay is hard I'm over it

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Text - Selling/Swapping Ps4 €180 C15 Mark as Sold Request Rating Jack Hi how many gb ?!? Says in the post, but 500GB Jack What is your lowwest today cash Well, i have someone coming at 7 today for 170. So i am not going any lower. Jack No to much i dont have my kid birthday tomorrow wanna make him a present 100€ Aa

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Text - To Tooth Fairy puease can Keep my TOQen munny TPOth Love AVa XX X

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Text - ll Verizon ? 1:33 PM 21% 4 I just wanted Hey girlie! to say that I absolutely LOVE your work!! talented+creative, and it's amazing how you're using your skills to promote yourself. 100 Girl boss you are so material!! I was wondering if you would like to like to use your skills as a part of an AWESOME group of women! I am a part of a super empowering team of likeminded ladies, and I think you would be a perfect fit We sell LIFE- CHANGING products, so you'd be able to really put your creati

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Text - l AT&T ? 11:48 1 45% 4 .. ... Please read all the way through* My daughter has always been photogenic , must get that from her dad cause l'm sure the hell not. I get good photos every now and then but nothing too crazy good. I'm looking for someone who would like to make a deal, possible deal with the devil but I'm looking for someone who would like to expand their portfolio and use her as a model. And in exchange we get a few pictures out of it. Here is the disclaimer she doesn't pose to

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Text - Hiring people for $1/hour I am serious. And this is not a scam. Meaning you're actually going to get paid $1/hour. I run a small essay mill and need writers. Paying $1 per 1000 words. All essays must be professionally written and free of plagiarism. You must be available to do all requested revisions. You will get paid for every revision you do, usually a couple cents.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by AITA for demanding money from my parents to buy new clothes? Asshole Ok guys please listen. It's been almost 3 weeks since I couldn't go shopping. The thing is, I can still order online. My parents however told me that I can't do that because they "don't have enough money at the moment". First of all, my parents make a total income of 500k together so the "no money" bullshit is fake. All my friends are sending me pictures of the cool stuff they bought from Gucc

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Text - 17:10 必0 61 Minecraft Trial 3.9 HINECR Ratings and reviews cal 5 * 2 * 1* 1 * Most relevant = 13/08/2020 Uhm the thing is, why did this app add some time limit, is annoying!!! Please dont put some time limit, everyone dont even like it, as you can see, i played this game like 11 minutes or 22 minutes, and it start times up... Please remove the time limit everyone is complain it... Let me know if you removed the time limit... Was this review helpful? Yes No 16/08/2020 I like this minecraft

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Text - 95% 12:02 1d ago |Can you throw this in with the lamp don't know if you can throw some in ? 1 d ago Hi someone is already coming for the lamp. The CPU cooler is still available though 1d ago l| asked for the lamp first 1 d ago And I would like to take it free 1 d ago Plenty of people asked about the lamp before you did so l'm going to go first come first serve. 1d ago Also do you mean you want the CPU cooler free? 1d ago Send location I can head over 1d ago |Yes 1d ago No. 1d ago lOk send

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Grass - 2:06 facebook Kankakee County Buy, Sett, Trade or just simply give it away 59m I am looking for someone to come and haul away and old LARGE above ground pool (and a couple of other items already in the pile). I do not want to pay someone to haul it away as I figure you can make some money off of it. ... See More Looking for a scraper to haul this away.... FREE O Kankakee, IL I am looking for someone to come and haul away and old LARGE above ground pool (and a couple of other items alread

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Text - 14:07 O 7 all 19% online BLOCK ADD TODAY A Messages and calls are end-to-end encrypted. No one outside of this chat, not even WhatsApp, can read or listen to them. Tap to learn more. Hi I was booked in your restaurant last night at 6:30 and we had to wait 12 minutes to be seated we were stud in a line outside do you think this is okay? I'm not fucking happy about this. 13:16 Hi. Sorry there was a line outside. We do give 1 hour 45 mins to the early tables. Its very difficult though to sen

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Text - 1 review 10 months ago Awful experience! Firstly, impossible to drive to and from there with all the traffic. Took my sister in law three hours to get back to Montreal because of the traffic on their main road. Secondly and worse, you have to pay for the apples after you're finished picking them. The line to pay was a half hour wait. Couldn't really wait in line with a toddler and newborn. Thirdly, people are smoking everywhere, in line for the tractor, in the fields, etc.! When I spoke t

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Text - taking Your garden (because Sharing ts caring!, and t was way toogpicy!lease gren a mild pepper or I ll re port you for (ultivatlag tltegat plants) ras peppers from

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Library Themed Humor to Check Out

As we get older, most of us tend to think less and less about libraries, and in a way that's regrettable. It's a confusing trend too, because as we've gotten older, our desire to take advantage of free things has only gotten stronger. Knowledge is power, or something. Here's a twitter thread of a librarian's insights about the general public.

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Text - HI! MY NAME IS PAGE. I'M THE STORE CAT. I SCRATCH AND BITE. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH OR ANNOY ME. (OR CALL ME "FAT" OR ASK IF I'M PREGNANT)

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Ceiling - 11, 12 10 .8 76 5 SELF CHECKOUT 4.

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Shelving - Mystery Wytary BURE ORAIHAN MELERMAN C IVER OF BARKNESS E THE DEAD OF WIRTE

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Poster - BATMAN RETURNS HIS BOOKS TO THE LJBRARY CHNOLOGY SCIENCE FOOD A HEALTH COMUTINO EDUCATION TRAVEL SPORT ANOLSIH

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Text - SNAKE DK CHRIS MAITISON WOLVES EPTURING THE NATLRAL SPIRTOF THESEINCREDBLEANMALD OWLS TIH ESSENTIAL VISUAL CLIDE TO THE WORLD OF SNAKES MARIANNE TAYLOR Animals I Want to Wrestle T Brain! Penguins The Ultimate Guide THE TIGER The HORE VENBEANEE AND SURVIVAL JOHN VAILLANT Passion Beauty Splendor Strength Tui De Roy Mark Janes lulie Cornthwaite

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Text - more inside Pleasure your shelf 705-431-7410 www.innisfil.library.on.ca

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Snow - Pan Tha COLD? CHECK OUT A BOOK! YOU'LL STILL BE COLD BUT YOU'LL HAVE A BOOK

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Library - H0TTT TR G CARO MEG CABO SECRET TIP. If check out all the you books in a library you can start your own library A CLOCKWOK OHAHGE

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Architecture - Please be patient. Our display on procrastination will be up soon.

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Bookselling - Dude, Where's My Shirt? Reade CHRISTINE JAWHERAS LLLAN JEWER ASHLEY MARYJANICE DAVIDSON BEARS EAVIN BADLY SHIFTER ATES CIXIN L DARK PROMISES CLAIMED PROBLEM VOKAT MARTIN LORI FOSTER STARS CHERYL BROOKS NTO THE WHIRLWIND MAVERICK KERRY KAIT BALLENGER X-OPS EXPOSED SPEAR PAIGE TÝLER WICKED COWBOY WOLF TOREVER YOU HAD ME JAGUAR ASH Jessa Dare ROOKIE MOVE Promise candala Wilde We 4he IHighlanders opan SUZANNE ENOCH EIOISA JAMES Game MONICA MCCARTY SCOT Reentite ALYSON YNE nting r Highl

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Text - А new reading display is coming soon! Meanwhile, please enjoy our large selection of invisible books.

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Book - own I Don't Remember the title, but the cover was Red TESS MANLE LAND REMOS PERFECT LITTLE Wheperng Shadovs WORLD KEVIN WILON 2UCAL GIRLS THE ICENGANT LIGHT Heart Sick B WORLD CARLE

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Text - Annoyed by noise? Anonymous - no need to leave your study space Just send a text! Text the word "Noise" and the exact location of the disturbance to: and a member of the Library staff will investigate

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Text - I LIKE BIG BOOKS ANDI CANNOT LIE CAN YOU OTHER READERS CAN'T DENY; WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE AND A BIG SPINE IN McCAMON YOUR FACE YOU GET INTERESTED! WANNA GET OUT YOUR NOTEPADS 'CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE. DEEP IN THE BOOK I'M READING, I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP SPEEDING, THROUGH BABY I WANNA GET THAT LITERATURE, AND INSTAGRAM THAT PICTURE, ME BUT THAT BOOK YOU'VE GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY! MY TEACHERS TRY TO TRAIN (BABY GOT BOOKS) ......

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Text - LIBRARY BOOK RETURN DROP BOX IS BROKEN! Please visit Cathy inside to return books UPDATĖ! Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets

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Library - GARA SEVEN STONES ANISSANY TTE Crime Why not try...? TINI SUE ORAFON GERRIWSEN 1GERRIYSEN MAMEL A P 4499 MCHAEL CONNELLY MCHAIL CONNELDY THUGLLONE SCAN MICHAEL CON0 WINI MARTINA.COLE GET EVEN Come MAKTINA COLE U GET EVEN Harlan Cont BARBARA CLEVUY BARBARA CLEMS

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Undergarment - umimet leadirig Prtigram LIBRARIES ROCK! seffn shep RARIES ROCKI W THE ROCK

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Boss Gets Scared Of Being Fired, Writes Employee Up For Petty Infractions

This boss sounds like a real piece of work. Fortunately, the employee in this scenario was ready to flip it right back to them. The rest is history. Check out another case of pro revenge with this lazy coworker that crossed the line and proceeded to learn their lesson.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/spongebob_nopants • 3d 1 8 1 Write me up for simple mistakes to get me fired? Prepare to get fired. I told someone this story and they directed me here tldr at the bottom. Anyways, private security was my field up until a few years ago. When I say security I don't mean mall cops, but high end, armed trained security. I spent a few years working a job in another city away from home, the but company went under so I decided to move back home.

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Text - i found a security job online, it was simple entry level basically sitting behind a computer. You were security for the building, but monitored security for other sites the company owned across three states. Like small repair places, factories, places where they stored vehicles etc. so I submitted my resume. The next day a guy calls and sets up an interview, awsome because I needed to find work fast. Went to the interview, conducted by a woman l'll call Jane. She was the supervisor and th

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Text - now I won't go through that, just wanted to give background so let's go to the good parts. She always gave me a cold shoulder. Her boss found out I haves all the qualifications, licensing and training to be armed, so he had me come in armed. Nothing fancy, handgun, 3 magazines and handcuffs, she would always make comments about how everyone should be armed (a few of my co workers I wouldn't trust with a water gun) and she should decide who is armed. Just little comments to get under my sk

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Text - i was working the front desk/reception that day and she sends me a message over messenger telling me she needs to see me. I go back she drags me to a side office with a write-up form. Apparently when l added door access to visitors badge I added the door to the gym in the basement, a mistake but not life threatening. A week later I didn't sign my time sheet, another for not filling in a form correctly. All minor things everyone has done or did. the end came about 9 months into the job whe

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Text - anyways that got me mad. So I started planning my revenge. I don't normally do this but I knew one more right up I would be fired no matter how minor the infraction was. Good thing is during the night shift there is only 2 people and we cant see each other's computers. So I started thinking. |

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Text - i remembered about 4 months prior her car broke down in the parking lot across the street. Instead of having it towed, Janes father decided to fix it there. No big deal. Only during that time Jane was bringing her husband back into the security office. This was a huge deal, the office took scanning at 3 doors and a keypad to enter. In the whole building only the security staff and one cleaning guy had access. It was the Hq for the company and not even the executives had access. From our c

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Text - under the excuse of having a smoke I went out to reception and copied the visitor log from those days. I then went back in and accessed the video feeds, you could go back a year for all video feeds, and took screen shots of her husband interning the doors and office, the office itself had no camera, as well as with time stamps, him leaving and the fact he never swiped in, which following someone into a door, even if they hold it open you must scan your card, i logged onto my private email

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Text - the fallout didn't take long. 2 days later, a Friday, I went in for afternoon shift and Bob was at Janes workstation. I looked confused and said Jane was suspended for a week and that Monday I had to come in and speak with her boss and bosses boss, but I would be paid for it. Also everyone was interviewed. It was great rumores were flying I was laughing on the inside.

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Text - ok interview day. I go in and they started questioning me. They knew I worked while she brought her husband in and asked me. I spilled everything after acting scared and gettin assurances it would be confidential and I won't be punished, I didn't tell them I sent it but they asked everyone. I left out some things in the email and added some things that weren't. I didn't want to be labeled as a snitch. It went on for an hour and I left. Next day an email is waiting, Jane was fired, Bob was

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Text - i had a long talk with Bob that day. Turns out Jane was scared of me because I was more qualified for her job than she was and knew I was her bosses golden boy. She was afraid, rightfully so it turned out, that I might take her job and admitted to him she wanted me gone. A fact he told them in his interview. Also that she didn't want to hire me, but her boss made her. Turns out her boss was aware of things and looking for an excuse to fire her but it had to be big.

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Text - Jane had been working at that department for 10 years. It was her first real job and security was all she knew, they blacklisted her which means unless a company was really desperate she wouldn't get a security job anywhere in the state. Icing on the cake. i know you want to know. Yes I was offered her job, no I didn't take it. I told them that Bob deserved it more, he did, and that I would be happy being a shift supervisor. So that's what I stayed for the next 2 years until I left. thank

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Community Photoshops In The Many Things Sleeping Husband Missed

This seems like a kinder option than drawing on his face. Who knew there were so many things that you could sleep through on one road trip. For some more photoshop glory, here's a guy who trolled a scammer with his photoshop skills, as well as a boyfriend who also fell asleep in the car and got photoshopped to oblivion.

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Text - 10:44 4 LTE 4 Sharea's Post ... Sharea Overman > Awakening | Inspiration and Support for Professional Photographers 22h R I hope this is allowed!! husband fell asleep. Can y'all photoshop things in the window so I can show him what he missed while he was we are on the road and my asleep??

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Glasses

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Eyewear

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Automotive window part

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Driving

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Beard - mage with baokground eraser

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Eyewear

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Muscle

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Hair

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Interaction

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World

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Human

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Glasses

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Windshield

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Eyewear

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Fictional character - wala

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Vehicle door - RANGE ROY

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Eyewear

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Forehead

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Eyewear

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Driving - FINCIDA

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Facial hair

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Canidae

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Glasses

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Vehicle door - Free Tacos & Selena Q. Musi

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Primate

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Eyewear

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Facial hair

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Eyewear - Ultimate Backgroond Eraser

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Driving

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Nose

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Luxury vehicle

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Glasses

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Alpaca

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Primate

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Passenger

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Shoulder

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Space

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Mouth

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Driving

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People's Most Brutal Breakup Lines

They're like pickup lines but only used for breakups. Nobody was holding back in this particular AskReddit thread. Can't say that we're surprised. People can get pretty dang ruthless when anger and despair are through the roof, and heartbreak's taken the mic to air out its grievances in clever ways. 

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Text - _iPood_ • 4h Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we're breaking up. Reply 14.9k ...

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Text - giantcabbage_ • 3h 27 Awards They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you Reply 35.9k ...

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Text - ExistentialBob• 3h Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down. Reply 758 ...

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Text - ThatBritishPleb • 4h We should make like the Soviet Union and split up. Reply 1 3.5k ...

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Text - comrade_batman • 3h O1 Award Are we tectonic plates? Because we're drifting apart. Reply 1 2.1k ...

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Text - VOMIT_ON_HIS_SWEATER • 4h Damn girl, are you a magician's assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life Reply 3.5k ...

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Text - maleorderbride • 4h Babe are you a checkered flag because we're finished Reply 13.8k ...

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Text - Bladepuppet • 4h Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet. Reply 5.1k

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Text - drain65 • 3h "Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because l've spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off." Reply 1 7.2k ...

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Text - Victim_of_Conscience • 3h You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years Reply 1.0k ...

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Text - WilliamMurderfacex3 • 3h 5 Awards Hey babe are you a time share, because l've been trying to get out of this for like 3 years. You're a waste of fucking money and you're only available when l'm not. Reply 10.6k ...

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Text - SomeRandomRealtor • 5h Roses are red Violets are blue Girl its been fun But im leaving you Edit: format Reply 1 2.7k ...

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Text - inkseep1 • 3h O O 2 Awards you know how you like to call me daddy? well, daddy is just going to go out for cigarettes... Reply 1.6k ...

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Text - Split-the-8s • 4h Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Reply 1.2k ...

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Text - maleorderbride • 4h Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet l'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U Reply 577 ...

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Text - maleorderbride • 4h Aside from being single, what do you do for a living? Reply 228 ...

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Text - ledge-14 • 3h I knew this girl in middle school who would break up with boys by saying: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you Reply 65 ...

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Text - restore_md • 3h A boyfriend when I was 14 and I agreed if we ever broke up we would text the other "I break up with you." He broke up with me and didn't use the line. Weak. Reply 59 ...

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Text - ghostofoutkast • 3h G O 4 Awards Hey girl, are you a newspaper? Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day Reply 8.4k ...

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White - maleorderbride • 4h We're donion rings Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - wiiuorwii • 3h I know opposites are supposed to attract each other, but im hot af and i still dont see us together Reply 74 ...

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Text - Novallyn • 4h Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.

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Text - ssluscious • 3h Hey baby I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo. Reply 82 ...

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Text - ByzantineBasileus • 3h Hey, lets hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone! Reply 1 46 ...

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Text - organic_lettuce • 5h Are you a full Caterpillar Truck? cuz l'm gonna dump you somewhere in a construction zone Reply 91 ...

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Text - Grain-Mon • 5h 1 Award Its time to be like a kit-kat and split up.

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Text - mildewmoisturizer • 1h Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore. Reply 23 ...

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Text - HyperNathan • 3h We need to cover more ground so we should split up. Reply ...

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Text - spongej0e • 3h Hey babe, I think its about time to cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore Reply 11 ...

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Huge Chain Whip Looks Dangerously Powerful
 

What starts off looking like a dude just messing around with a chain ends up as a scary example of some chain action you'd never want to find yourself seeing close up. If this guy could manage to lift the whole thing, he'd be unstoppable.

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