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2020/09/15

Man Creates Car Horn For Special Occasions and more...

This could actually help manage sound pollution that otherwise plagues those busy streets.
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Man Creates Car Horn For Special Occasions and more...




Man Creates Car Horn For Special Occasions

 

This could actually help manage sound pollution that otherwise plagues those busy streets. 

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Tagged: cool , automobile , awesome , cars , win
       
 

Dave Grohl Surprises Girl With Special Song For Her

 

Dave Grohl has been in an ongoing "drum battle" with YouTuber, Nandi Bushell and this might be the best moment of their showdown so far. The living legend surprises Nandi with a special song designed just for her that also manages to show off his mad skills. We're lucky to be living at the same time as Dave Grohl. Seriously. 

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Tagged: cool , Music , Dave Grohl , drumming , awesome , Video , win
       
 

Grown Cat Has Comically Small Meow

 

By no means is a house cat supposed to sound like the beginning of an MGM film, but wow, this healthy looking adult cat has an extremely quiet meow. It doesn't even seem to make sense. Well, at least he looks like he's trying his best.

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Tagged: cat , quiet , unexpected , lol , meow , Cats
       
 

Boss Orchestrates Their Own Downfall

The biggest kicker in this ridiculous scenario is that a competent boss who was actually pulling their weight would've said just this, but then nothing would've happened because the competent boss was fulfilling the duties of their job. Unfortunately, this boss was not doing their job. So, after the employee complied the boss was exposed for not doing their job. If they'd never said anything, they would've been a whole lot better off. 

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/more-input • 22h Boss tells me l'm not a manager so I stopped doing her job M For background: I work in mental health and substance use services I have worked in my job for a long time now. My boss is never available for help and hardly on site. Recently she has got a new manager who is not impressed with her work ethic, but then lock down happened and he had to shield, she has gone straight back to her old ways. Boss will often ask me to do her work for her

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Text - I had a meeting with my boss after an incident at work where someone tried to assault me , I told my boss I didn't feel supported by her after it had happened as she wasn't present and didn't manage it well afterwards. In the middle of the meeting boss says perhaps you want to consider some easier work in a different department? Me: what, why? Boss: Well you do take on a lot of extra work that you don't need to a lot of this work is managers jobs. Maybe you need to learn to say no to taki

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Text - Boss: Oh OP can you induct new starters on their first day? Me: Sorry boss, that's a managers job Boss: Can you complete Fire risk assessment? Me: Sorry boss that's a managers job. After a while she stops asking me things, then one day she's working from home, l'm pretty sure she has been telling her manager she's on site throughout lock down but mostly isn't Huge incident kicks off with residents, emergency services are called etc. I call boss and explain to her what happened Boss: OP ca

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Text - manage the incident, turned out she was visiting a friend who lived at the coast whilst she was meant to be on site! Someone accidentally let slip to her manager when he called in the incident and there was no one to manage, he asked me to deal with the incident. I explained I couldn't and that boss had reported me as taking on to much work to OH. A full investigation has been launched into her conduct and ability to do her job. Manager now talks to me directly and supervises me, he is he

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Text - Edit again to answer people who ask why I would do bosses work in the first place? The residents still deserve support and to be given the best chances, if I can make that easier for them by taking on extra work I will. There is enough going on for people who come to us they don't need things being messed up because others don't want to do their jobs. 1 8 9 1 11 27.4k , 443 1 Share

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Intriguing Images of Puzzling Double-Takery

Of all the amazing things our eyes do for us, it's kind of surprising how easily they can be tricked by just a little bit of messing with some light and shadows. Nevertheless, double-take-inducing images of skewed perspective will endure as a quizzical pastime for our beleaguered light-and-movement-sensing optical goo.

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Soldier

2. huge toe

Finger - sey 0sey Pow 6554

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Working animal

4. There's a sign there

Cycling

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Vehicle

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Head

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Physical fitness - LA O latvij CNETT

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Water

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Event - Cri

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Blue

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Event - 591 DT作

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Cat - adidas

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Vehicle

14. Exploding building or barbeque?

Grilling

15. There's a chair in there

Room

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Birthday

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Text - If you see a beach, the ocean sky and stars, you either have the mind of an artist or you need a vacation... It is actually the bottom of a car door that needs fixing!

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Bovine

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Rock

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Strength training - EO. $OLI AUD STRENGT OLID STRENG

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Girlfriend Beats Upset Boyfriend in Steak Challenge

When entering a steak eating challenge with your hungry girlfriend, it's good to review your feelings and think about how you'd feel if you lost. On principle, it seems like a good idea to have a general idea of how much steak you can eat. These things happen, like this woman who emasculated her egotistical boyfriend.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/SmallDare1986 17 hours ago AITA for embarrassing my boyfriend at a restaurant? Ok this is really stupid, and Im pretty sure I'm not the asshole, but this happened over a year ago, and my boyfriend keeps bringing this up as an example of me trying to undermine him. So, both my boyfriend and I love food. Not too uncommon obviously. We're also both pretty athletic. I'm a runner, so I'm relatively small (around 100 pounds at 5'4"), while he's an Olympic weightlif

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Text - So last year, we went to a restuarant that has a 96 ounce steak challenge. Basically, you have to finish a 96 ounce steak plus a bunch of sides in an hour and you get the meal for free. I honestly had very little doubt I could finish it. Bf and I went to the restaurant with a few friends, and I said I wanted to try the challenge. Bf said he wouldn't pay for it if I couldn't finish it, but like I said, I was pretty sure I would finish it. He had been to the restuarant before, and he ordere

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Text - Well the meal comes, and I finish in under an hour. Bf can't even finish his meal. I end up finishing for him. Our friends that were with us laughed and congratulated me and teased my boyfriend that his girlfriend of half his size could out eat him so much, and i told him to pay up. After we separated from our friends, he went off on me, telling me i embarrassed him in front of our friends and emasculated him(????) I honestly don't think i am asshole for this, but he keeps bringing this u

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Text - NUTmeSHELL Galasstic Overlord [3132] 16.5k points · 17 hours ago S NTA. If your boyfriends masculinity hinges on his ability to eat more than someone else, he needs to reassess his life.

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Text - traipse75 Asshole Aficionado [16] 5.2k points · 17 hours ago NTA. The word undermine, used this way, is a red flag. Just because he's self conscious doesn't mean you should change your behavior to make him feel like more of a man. That's not your job, and he's talking like he's trying to get you to do whatever he says so he feels like he's in charge around his friends.

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Text - shappa357 Partassipant [3] 2.8k points · 17 hours ago Olympic weightlifter, 6 foot, 200 pounds and still so insecure he thinks his 100 pound girlfriend is trying to undermine him..ugggh.

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Text - WashGodMega Asshole Enthusiast [5] 1.2k points -· 17 hours ago NTA i dont see how you would be the asshole here. This just sounds like he got butthurt over you having a bit of fun. Also, props for eating all that THEN finishing his lol

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Text - Reddidiot13 Asshole Aficionado [11] 899 points · 17 hours ago Not only are you NTA. But holy fuck you're animal. I'm flabbergasted that someone your size can eat that much lol

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Text - XavierDeRenegadeAngl Colo-rectal Surgeon [43] 317 points · 17 hours ago NTA. Being masculine isn't about eating a big meal faster. I would have just laughed if my petite girlfriend did this.

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Satirical, Questionable, And Weird Quora Questions

The land of Quora is a strange one. Fortunately, a lot of the questions that one will come across while exploring the community are satirical in nature. That doesn't mean that they aren't straight up bizarre. And part of you has got to wonder whether some of these questions were in fact asked in earnest. We sincerely hope not. Check out more insane questions that were asked on Quora over here.

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Text - I fired an employee but he refuses to leave. He is still coming to the office. What should I do? 28 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Can I eat 0.0000002 grams of uranium per day as a caloric supplement? 5 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Question added · Parenting I think my 22-year-old is watching rated R movies behind my back. What do I do? 35 Answers · Last followed 40m ago Z Answer Follow 6 X Pass 000

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Text - August 10 B.A./M.A. ITOM English and Creative Writing & Fiction Writing, Southern New Hampshire.. I threw away my daughter's books (Eragon) because they contain magic, now she's mad at me. What should I do? Get them out of the trash, immediately. Allow your child to experience the expanse of imagination. By throwing away books like this, you are holding your ch Read More 4 2.4K D 33 000

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Font - June 8, 2019 I am not a lawyer. I want to file a case against a WhatsApp admin for removing me and my spouse from a group without a valid reason. Can it be done as it has affected us mentally?

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Text - Should I disguise myself as a bear to spy on my husband when he goes hunting? à°Ž 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 1 C Shouldn't the language that most of the world speaks be called "American" instead of "English"? 148 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - If there is no God, why are there over one thousand exorcisms performed a year in the United States alone? 86 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 22 Why do some parents think it's okay to raise kids in apartments? 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - My 47-year-old son has a doctorate in quantum physics and gets straight A's but plays 792 hours of video games a week. Should I be concerned that he might have invented a time machine?

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Text - My 25 year old son just got a job in engineering and is now discussing moving out in a few months. I took $8000 out of his bank account to stop him from moving and now there's a court case. How do I get custody of my son back?

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Text - The "C" grade students from my high school are leading happy and successful lives. How is this possible?

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Text - My 14-year-old daughter talks about dinosaurs and ancient civilizations. How do I make her stop? à°Žà°² 6 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Barbering +4 My former barber lied and told me he stopped cutting hair, yet I found out he's still in business. Do I have a case here? a 13 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - 00:35 4G, 0.20 ll KB/S My 4 year old's art is terrible. Should I tell her?

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Text - Question added Personal Question My son was hacking on mine craft. Should I smash his computer? 1 Answer · Last followed 15m ago 2 Answer X Pass Follow 2 000

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Text - Q FROM YOUR DIGEST I want to keep my son safe, is Minecraft a game with satanic origins?

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Text - Question Is it still a nickname if I call my kids failures? Community Answer wH No, you should never call your child a failure. This decreases their self esteem and will give them a larger chance of having anxiety. Do not do this. Thanks!

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Text - My 16-year-old son dropped school for his YouTube channel (64 subscribers). How do I convince him to go back to school?

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Text - I just got a notice of eviction, and I'm due to be out by Christmas. How do I fortify my house so I can't be removed?

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Tagged: wtf , FAIL , quora , cringe , ridiculous , funny , weird
       
 

Diner Regular Gets What She Ordered, Pitches Hysterical Fit

Just cause you're a regular doesn't mean that you get a free pass for treating the hard working staff anything less than great. There's just some kind of mentality that seeps into the mind of a regular (sometimes), where they think that they can trouble the waiter/bartender because they've been there so many times, and leave a decent tip. Enough is enough. Sounds like these ladies did not make their return after staging a very unnecessary public freakout. 

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Text - r/TalesFromYourServer + Join u/fetalpiggywent2lab • 302d She cried over her eggs... Long LONG ONE SORRY. But I thought it was just about the most absurd encounters and had to share, this was last year. So. I own a breakfast restaurant. I have served and bartended for over a decade and we bought a restaurant about 2 years ago now and it is going really well, and for the most part people are lovely. We have a lot of dedicated regulars and I like to know them by name and memorize their order

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Text - We had these two ladies who would come in at least 3 times a week, I knew their names/orders and they would come in on the weekends as well as weekdays and sit for a good couple of hours, regardless of how busy, but they were nice ladies and came in a lot. Their orders were a little more complicated than most: over medium+ eggs, no spice on their home fries, sometimes they wanted a gluten free English muffin but sometimes they wanted tomatoes instead of their toast, and they liked their b

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Text - This one weekend we were crazy busy. An article had come out praising our restaurant in the local paper and it was a zoo. We have only 3 guys in the back, 2 small friers and sometimes it is tough to keep up. If the kitchen is a bit backed up we always let our customers know, so they know what they are getting in to (like if the food is gonna be 30 mins [heaven forbid]). These ladies came in on this day of course, eventually got seated and we kept the coffee and pleasant chit-chat going. N

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Text - eggs are over medium + and are just over medium. She demands I take those eggs back to the kitchen to go back on the grill for a few more seconds. I tell her that we can't actually do that because you can't take food from a table back to the kitchen - but I would tell the cooks and they would get some new eggs for her as soon as possible. I tell her that they won't come right away but the kitchen knows and are a bit behind so it would probably be 15 mins or less. She waves me off and goes

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Text - mad and starts to cry. TEARS. About how I have ruined her day and they are never coming back. She threw a $20 in my face, and obviously this ticked me off (and they clearly were never coming back), and I can't help myself sometimes (knowing I can't be fired ahah..) so I straight up told her "Marg, these were eggs, you don't cry over eggs, get it together,' and then they stormed out. They have never been back, and to be honest we don't miss them one bit. 4.3k O 327 1 Share

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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand Lowballing

What a classic choosing beggar scenario right here. They want something, they get the something, and then their own blinding entitlement leaves them convinced that they somehow got screwed over. It's fascinating (in a bad way) on some level to watch this kind of interaction so grossly devoid of logic, play itself out. 

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Text - Hi l'm interested in the chairs if available Hello, yes they are. I am here all day all week, available anytime for pickup if interested. Ok. Is it the whole set with the bench and table also

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Text - It's just the chairs, I am selling the bench separately for $25 though if you're interested? Ok. I'm looking for black chairs and since these are not the rite color and also the bench isn't included I can offer 80 LMK

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Text - I'm pretty firm on the price, I've already had a half dozen people message me in the last 10 minutes since it's been listed. I'll consider lowering the price after a few days if it doesn't sell. Ok but do you understand with them being the wrong color why I offer lower? I can pay 120 if you include the bench and also deliver LMK

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Text - please LMK thanks Again, I will consider lowering the price later down the road. I have a lot of interest at full price despite the color. I will let you know.

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Text - But I'm looking for black chairs not the color you have so it's understandable to offer less They aren't what I need. Just like a defective product would be marked down do you understand 3:40 PM

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Text - I see you read it but not replied. Last chance 80 for all plus delivery take it or leave it. I can come rite now cash in hand Seen by everyone Wow you sold them? I was read to buy them wow

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Text - as I mentioned I had several interested buyers. I'm sorry it didn't work out. I hope you find the right color chair. Good Hi luck. I have to say honestly you did wrong by me. We were in a conversation about a sell and in business when you are in negotiations you don't sell to other people its dishonest and wrong. Now bc you weren't fair I missed out on chairs that I need and. Now Im without chairs for my table bc you went and sold them behind my back!

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Text - I can see when you read and don't respond FB monitors sellers who don't respond quickly to their buyers. It's very rude to just ignore me after what you did. Do you even feel bad leaving me in a tight spot like this? I'll report you as a bad seller for doing this and then ignoring me. Hope it was worth it!

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Wild Things People Said While Waking from Anesthesia

Anesthesia lets us do amazing life-saving surgeries on people all the time, but another one of its effects is that it creates some good stories. People say some funny stuff when they'e under anesthesia, and almost none of it makes any sense.

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Text - _KaseyRae_ 6.6k points · 10 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago 25 & 8 More Patient here with a great story nonetheless. When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I apparently had a religious experience (I'm agnostic) e. I told my mom (who was with me) that I saw people walking on water. Next, I kept telling her that I saw Jesus. Apparently, when the female nurse came back into the room I did the Catholic sign of the cross and whispered to my mom, "That's him. That's Jesus." The nurse lost her shit.

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Text - iletthe12dogsout 6.5k points · 10 hours ago 2 3 When I got my wisdom teeth out, the nurse was trying to wake me up and said, "okay, it's time to open your eyes. Can you open your eyes for me?" I said, "Say pleee-eease!" She said please very nicely, and I opened my mouth as wide as I could

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Text - serenasaystoday 5.4k points · 11 hours ago A man asked me if his body parts still belong to him and I still think about it Imao

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Text - godricspaw 3.4k points · 12 hours ago I had a male patient who as he woke up mumbled "I'm not pregnant?!"

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Text - GurgleQueen636 522 points · 12 hours ago Not a nurse but after I got my wisdom teeth out I was convinced I was Clark Kent and kept taking my glasses off and mumbling "I'm Superman." And then I cried when they told me they were going to put my teeth in the incinerator because for some reason drugged me thought they meant all my teeth.

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Text - female_aardvark 3.2k points · 12 hours ago Did a short stint in recovery as part of my graduate program. I got proposed to a couple of times. Same guy would walk past me in the corridor a day later and not recognise me!

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Text - Lasersandshit 2.9k points · 10 hours ago Not a nurse.. My wife woke up from a surgery and started pointing into the middle of the room and in a soft voice said " fuck you, fuck you and you. Whats that smell?" she then looked over at me and says "when did you get here yah asshat" LOL She doesn't cuss much, so I got a good laugh out of it.

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Text - Eekanumber3 359 points · 9 hours ago Obligatory “not a nurse," but a friend of mine said that one of her patients was convinced he was a burrito and needed her to sprinkle cilantro on him.

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Text - creepiest-greek-myth 2.8k points · 12 hours ago Not a nurse, but my twin sister started speaking fluent Spanish to my mom after she woke up from getting her wisdom teeth removed. We're half Puerto Rican (on our mom's side), so we've grown up hearing Spanish, but neither of us had ever carried a fluent conversation with her in it. But apparently my doped up sister could!

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Text - Flight_19_Navigator 2.8k points · 11 hours ago I was coming out of anaesthesia and the nurses in the recovery room were all poking fun at each other about which Hogwarts House they would be in. Me: "According to my ex-wife, I'm a house elf."

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Text - Cryptid-Fluff 2.7k points · 10 hours ago Me, coming out of it at the dentist's office: Me: "You have to save them." Dentist: "Save who?" Me: "THE OWLS." Dentist: "What owls?" Me: "The owls trapped inside the gas machine, they were HOOTING, I could hear them! You have to save them!"

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Text - Im2lazytobeoriginal 2.1k points · 12 hours ago I once told the nurses to stop I wasn't asleep yet. I wasn't ready. They laughed and said they were done. Another time I came out saying sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond joy has nuts mounds don't. No clue why I was singing this but the nurses thought I was hilarious and let family know this happened.

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Text - goshawkgirl 2.0k points · 10 hours ago Not a nurse, but was in charge of my sister after she got her wisdom teeth out. Got her in the car and she was bawling. Wouldn't stop crying and trying to put her fingers in her mouth. Mind you, she was 20 at the time. I got her back to my apartment, and she's having a hard time staying upright, so I'm helping support her as we walk up to the door. She's still crying, but is now trying to do a heel click. We almost fall over. My neighbor sees us and

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Text - SJ2390 1.9k points · 12 hours ago Also not a nurse, but I had ankle surgery last year. They gave me animal crackers after and I remember being really upset that I didn't realize until the last cracker that I forgot to look at the animals and appreciate each one.

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Text - Hexellent3r 1.6k points · 10 hours ago My brother got his wisdom teeth out not too long ago. When He woke up, he started laughing a lot, like He wasn't laughing super hard, but he was laughing for supper long and it almost sounded monotone. After a couple minutes of just flatline laughter, he stopped and mumbled "chicken" like it's what he was laughing at, don't know why but it stopped him from laughing for a bit

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Text - paprikaparty 1.5k points · 10 hours ago We had to slide board a patient from the stretcher to his bed after an endoscopy. (You put a board between bed and stretcher and. Then grab patient and slide them over to bed with sheet underneath them). My patient screamed "WEEEE!" And then proceeded to tell us that these are the best drugs ever and that it felt like the 60's again.

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Text - questionable_post 1.4k points · 10 hours ago I came out of it in the middle of a conversation with Gandalf. I was trying to sell him Tupperware.

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Text - Shrubbery_Bribery 1.3k points · 10 hours ago At the dentist I woke up like a shot from anesthesia, got up, and ran through the office..dental assistants chasing me. I ran to the washroom - still drugged up - looked into the mirror and while pawing my numb face said "I need to make sure I don't look like Joan Rivers".

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Text - BitchIDontWorkHere 1.1k points · 9 hours ago When I was in high school I was just getting put under and feeling loopy for a wisdom teeth operation and the nurse was making small talk with me and told me she graduated from the same high school I went to and was on the dance team and I told her "No you weren't, you have to be pretty to be on the dance team" right before blacking out. I think about this sometimes before I go to sleep at night nurse I am so sorry to do you like that when you

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Text - Lunch_Gun 963 points · 11 hours ago A friend of mine woke up after surgery and stated "I want to eat a Christmas tree".

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Text - Dobermanpure 821 points · 10 hours ago Not anesthesia but post op in ICU. Pt had brain surgery for a neuroma. He had a brain drain in but otherwise was fine. Me: hi sir, I have your dinner, do you need help? PT: Naw, I can do it. What is it? Me: white fish. PT: ugh... Me: it's brain food! PT: If that's the case I need a whale. I laughed for 2 hours after that.

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Text - witchserena 817 points · 13 hours ago Not a nurse but when I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out at once, I woke up and immediately asked "can I eat KFC now?" And they all got a laugh outta that. To at was the only thing I cared about. Probably not as entertaining as I hoped but I got a laugh outta them so yay!

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Text - Wileykid 795 points · 10 hours ago Woke up thinking I'd had sex with my doctor. And apologised to him for how bad it was...

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Text - dustr 576 points · 10 hours ago It wasn't something he said, but I had a patient in his 50's attempt to motorboat his wife when she came to pick him up. She was mortified, and I managed to keep a straight face while giving her all his post-op instructions.

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Artist Trolls Patrons Who Demand Free Art

If there was a better way to troll entitled folks and their frustrating demands, well we'd have to see it. As for artists who deliberately make bad art to mess with people who want free stuff, we're all for it.

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Text - Do you draw arts for Free You mean as a hobbie? Do you do it for Free Will do art for free Sometimes Are you asking for a free drawing? Amm Yes What of? 07 August, 10:05 am

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Face - This one in pencil drawing What size? A4 size 07 August, 4:02 pm So you want an a4 drawing in graphite pencil of that photo?

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Face - Have you finished drawing 09 August, 12:42 pm deserver this

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Text - Why you do like this It's you You like it? I taught if you have drawn real picture I will pay for it I would have pay for it You ask for free This is free If it was good 1 would have pay for it It's awesome

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Text - It looks just like you Iam not there in a picture It's not me It is It has your eyes Iam a boy I'm the best They call me Instagram art Jesus Then why you want to do like that In India they don't how you are You want to see best one

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Product - Nah my art is better I can prove it No you can't Yes I can How much you want to bet ç”°

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Text - No you can't Yes I can How much you want to bet No Ha cuz you know I am the real art master He is a art teacher in best school of India Do you want to see his students Pfft everyone learns from my teachings. That's why they call me the Instagram art Jesus

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Text - 101 Are you saying this art is better than mine? Yes Thats not very nice Better than yours Ok but I could do better No Pl prove it

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Text - You no to Chet other person I will draw your picture properly this time But you have to be honest Ok And if you like it you pay me yes? If you draw better

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Face - Ok send me a photo of you to draw It will probably take me a few days It's me

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Text - It will take me a few days to draw Your wish You can take how much days you wqnt Thank you You have to be honest I've spent around 25 hours on this

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Face - What do you think? Fuck yourself

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Cartoon - Fuck y ourselr Fuck yourself Fuck youralt

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Toxic Coworker Won't Do Job Correctly, Everyone Quits

Sometimes the best way to get through to a company that stubbornly insists on not listening, is to orchestrate an en masse walkout. This particular coworker sounds like a real nightmare to share a professional working space with. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/ftwipftfiy • 3y Have fun finding six new receptionists! This is VERY long, I'm sorry in advance. This story if kind a continuation to the one I posted previously on prettyrevenge. TL;DR for that post, one of my coworkers never did her job correctly and I had to end up picking up her slack. Other employees noticed, we decided once our boss was back from vacation we'd speak to her about the slacking coworker. Our office had a rotation of eight receptionists, two of whi

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Text - Now, my slacking coworker (let's call her Marilyn) all but refused to scan anything in, and waited for whoever was relieving her to pass off her paperwork to them. This was dangerous, honestly. There were certain patients that could have been diagnosed with brain tumors and her not doing her job would delay their diagnosis. Five of my coworkers and I spoke to her privately about the matter, stating that we would go to our boss if Marilyn didn't change. She said she'd start scanning everyt

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Text - Another thing to note about the office - it was basically like being in high school again. It was mostly women working, most of whom were 30-40's, but acted like teenagers. There was a lot of gossiping and a LOT of passive aggressive behavior. Like, if someone wanted to order lunch they would purposefully NOT tell one person or a group of people because s/he was mad at them that day. It was just weird and childish, and I was lucky not to get caught in the crossfire. Until the day I told m

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Text - She then made it her personal mission to try and make our work lives miserable, which included: • encouraging the rest of the staff to not speak with us. This didn't work for the most part, but there was definitely a lot of coldness from a few people on the administrative staff. taking 30 min bathroom breaks when she worked with one of us, and just disappearing altogether if a rush of people walked in. she refused to physically speak to us. Instead, she would send an email for a request (

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Text - • constantly printing out and doing things for her personal life, but if she caught one of us doing the same she would immediately tell the administrative staff. If anything, this brought all of us closer together. We wouldn't have gone to the work happy hour anyway, since we were all hanging out together elsewhere. We all had our frustrating Marilyn stories, but we all also worked part time and in varying degrees of finishing schooling, so it didn't really matter what she pulled. We were

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Text - However, she somehow convinced the administrative staff to shorten all of our hours. I went from about 20 hours a week to 10. The two other people who had gone to the boss were in similar boats, while the ones who had been frustrated with Marilyn but unable to make the meeting suddenly had their workloads doubled. We were ALL angry at this point, because no one wanted the hours they were receiving. When we asked the staff why the hours had changed so drastically, they said it had been app

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Text - Once again, we went to our boss - this time all five of us. Instead of listening to us, looking at all our evidence we had against Marilyn, letting us explain how toxic of a work environment it had become - she completely blew us off and told us that either we do our work or we find somewhere else to be employed. Later on that week, I overheard her talking to a girl in the billing department about how Marilyn was going to come over to boss' house that weekend and cut her hair free of char

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Text - Only two receptionists had the ability to work past 5pm - they both quit. No more late night appointments. I was the receptionist that worked on Sundays. Can't be open seven days a week now. Our boss practically begged three of us to change our mind, or at least change the date of resignation so she could have more time to find replacements. No dice. By my estimate, by the time they manage to find and train all the people they need, they will have lost at least $50,000 between not working

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Text - This all happened about six months ago. Last I heard, the administration quickly realized just how lazy Marilyn was and decreased her pay and hours as a result. The newer receptionists can barely last a month before quitting due to how bad the work environment is, and they still haven't found anyone to work weekends or late nights. And remember how I mentioned that Marilyn would frequently do her personal work at her desk? Well, turns out she was filling out forms to get her children free

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Text - to ensure they were under the amount of money needed to be eligible for the program. It just so happens that the vice principal of the school received a call from someone to let them know that Marilyn was lying about being unemployed and had no qualms giving out Marilyn's work address and hours. I know for a fact that her kids were kicked off this list, given that the VP called me back to confirm it. :) TL;DR: my coworker refused to do her job, created a toxic work environment, and convin

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Worst Birthday Gifts People Received

Getting a terrible gift for your birthday might be arguably worse than getting nothing at all. Yep, that's right. We're talking about folks that were filled with excited anticipation only to realize that they were being gifted something they literally owned. Or try a lint remover. Or, maybe a used pen that grandma found in her purse. When in doubt, cash is always a good and appreciated move. 

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Text - JTSmolAlien439 • 14h 3 Awards My Asian mom's gift was "no extra Kumon homework after school homework" so my birthday gift was that I didn't get extra homework from her. Reply 6.9k ...

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Text - PM_ME_UR_CLEAVE • 14h 1 Award My grandma got me a hairbrush with a plastic horse head handle. The horse head was all chipped up and there was hair in the brush. Reply 7.0k ...

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Text - WonderWeeble • 14h O 2 Awards A lint remover. I was 12. Reply 13.3k ...

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Text - mikeardigan • 13h 9 Awards My grandparents have been gifting me (and my brother) the same set of three vice grips for almost 10 years. Collectively we have 60 vice grips. I don't know if they bought a pallet of them, or where they are coming from. GET A GRIP GRANDMA! Reply 15.4k ...

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Text - katzenmiauen • 13h 6 Awards An ex-boyfriend hyped up my birthday gift for days, so I was pumped. On my birthday, he presented me with a small, flat box. Inside was a passport. His passport. That's it. Just his passport. No tickets for a trip, no promises of a trip once we saved up together. He literally just gifted me his passport. I'm still baffled.

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Text - devlOUs32 • 14h 2 Awards A used pen that my grandma found in her purse at my 16th birthday.. Reply 9.3k ...

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Text - Revenge_of_the_Khaki • 14h 9 Awards A pair of homemade custom pajamas. Only problem was that they weren't made yet. It was just the fabric and a promise to make them for me. I had to give the fabric back and I never got the pajamas. Reply 23.8k ...

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Text - one-for-all-plus-ultra If they say they're peachy it means they're tired of existence drneverland If they say "Living the dream," it means "please me, I hate my job so, so much." accordingtomyresearch also “that's a great question" means "I have no freaking idea"

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Text - stayrootedsucculents • 13h 1 Award My mom would get me a carrot cake every year for my birthday. I hate carrot cake. Always have. But it was my dad's favorite so... Reply 10.0k ...

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Text - powerbrows • 14h 9 Awards My ex celebrated my first birthday that we were together by completely ignoring it altogether the day after going all out for her friend's birthday the day before. She offered me a leftover piece of the birthday cake she got for her friend, but still never said "happy birthday". That should have been my signal to run because it never got any better. Reply 9.8k ...

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Text - Vyper28 • 14h 3 O 6 Awards My grandparents were super low-effort low-budget at every birthday. One year they got me a 2nd hand colouring book from a swap meet. It was almost completely coloured in by what appeared to be a 3 year old with a single green felt pen. Also i was 18 and they thought it was a good gift because it was disney related and i was going to college for animation and design... Reply 14.7k ...

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Text - BBoySlim • 15h 1 Award HR complaint from two subordinates fighting over how to throw me a surprise birthday party. Reply 3.4k ...

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Text - tacospizzaunicorn • 15h 5 Awards A very obviously used candle. Reply 21.6k ...

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Text - little_milkee • 15h 1 Award It was not bad at all but to my 12 year old self I was pretty pouty at the time... My mom alluded for months that she was getting me a phone for my 12th birthday but I got a banana. Reply 4.5k

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Text - MR-WADS • 15h 1 Award Years ago I got this chess game for the PS1 from my godmother, thing is, it didn't work on my PS1, but it did work on her son's PS1, so he got a new game and I got nothing :) Reply 10.1k ...

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Text - HandsomeLakitu • 15h 5 Awards I have been stung by a bee 3 times in my life, and all of them were on my birthday. I was 3, 14, and 25. Reply 26.9k ...

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Text - ShinyQuest1 • 14h 3 Awards I just wanted a plain vanilla cake I didn't ask for anything else, I didn't ask for gifts I didn't ask to go anywhere just a plain vanilla cake. My mother got me a chocolate and mint ice cream cake. I don't even like mint ice cream and I definitely never liked or asked for ice cream cake in my life for her to get that idea. It sat in the freezer forever. She acted like it was a big inconvenience for her. Reply 8.3k ...

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Text - GoKickRox • 13h 35 Awards Forgotten. It was either a blessing or a curse, considering my mom forgot until 9pm, left me a voicemail telling me Happy Birthday, and forgot to hang up. Hearing her tell my sister "There, I did it." Was... interesting.

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Text - suo-my-nona • 15h G 18 Awards Grounded because I said that I didn't need to celebrate my birthday and that was too ungrateful of me. Reply 27.0k ...

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Text - DisneyMusicSlaps • 14h 1 Award A glitch in the matrix. I remember one time my aunt came over and at one point in front of me and my mom she told me she had a gift in her bag that she would give me later... I was super excited about it and later she was getting ready to leave and I said "what about my gift?" and she said "what gift?" My mom even said "The one you have in your bag for her birthday." and she said "I don't know what you're talking about!" I remember it soo0o clearly because o

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Heckler Mom Gets Offended, Comedian Handles Her

 

Comedian, Steve Hofstetter, got a whole lot of material out of this interaction with quite the persistent heckler. She should've stayed quiet from the start, but just kept going. The rest is history. 

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