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Marines Returning Home Sing To Flight Attendant

Dan Castellaneta On Voicing Homer Simpson

Guys Win Pitch Contest with Rick Moranis Concept

Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Turned Down, Won't Pay Babysitter

Design Failures that Were Someone's Fault

Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard

Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

Maintenance Guy "Fixes" Copier, Causes Thousands In Damage

Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans' Love For Curiosity Rover

Bragging Mind Lords Who Think They're Geniuses

Incredibly Immature Things Adults Have Done

Manager Steals Employee's Idea, Employee Takes Manager's Job

Cringey Guy Tries Correcting Grandma on Her Japanese

Most Unreasonable Demands From Brides

Streamer Invests 95 Hours In Game, Then Discovers Tutorial Level

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Marines Returning Home Sing To Flight Attendant

Caroline must've been overwhelmed by this spontaneous performance.

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Dan Castellaneta On Voicing Homer Simpson

Now that's a dream job if we've ever seen one.

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Tagged: homer simpson , animation , ridiculous , Reddit , Video

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Guys Win Pitch Contest with Rick Moranis Concept

The creative people at RareBirdGames apparently won an Adult Swim pitching contest at the 2017 San Diego Comic-Con. The best part is that they wrote the thing while waiting in line.

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Tagged: Rick Moranis , pitch , TV , lol , ridiculous , funny , stupid

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Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Turned Down, Won't Pay Babysitter

This dad sounds like a toxic, entitled nightmare. Dude hires a babysitter who performs the duties as asked, and then has the audacity to not pay them. Completely ridiculous!

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Text - Hi. When I went to pick up the kids today I saw you had some empty canvas. I am looking to gift my wife a family portrait. I've seen your style and I like it. I'm wondering if you'll be down for it? You could gift it to us as a Christmas present I'd love to paint you guys but I'm saving those canvases for when I have something on my mind. Or have a paid commission. They're gallery style and are quite expensive (for me at the moment). I could probably paint them a portrait for fairly cheap

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Text - You're my wife's best friend, you should do it for free. I'm spending close to $5,000 in gifts. Having kids is not cheap and is very stressing. So help me out. I'll even consider paying you for the few days you watched the kids for us. You can even buy the canvas from that money Wait what??? I talked to and she said she'd pay me for babysitting? I'm lost. Am I supposed to gift you an art pieces for you to give to and you can pass it as your gift?

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Text - Hmmm kind of. Just giving a friend a hand in time of need. You already have some clean canvas I don't know what the big deal is. You're already bought them and by the time you get inspired to paint use them you probably won't even be alive. I'm joking. Lol Seriously you can even use us as an example and you can post it online. I bet you you'll get sales and we help each othrt that way

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Text - Are you going to pay me for babysitting your 4 kids this week? I'm not seeing this as a very fair deal and feel you're trying to take advantage of me. knows my current situation and I'm sure she'd understand. I can't spend 30hrs+ and using material I can't currently replace for free. I'm sorry. I hope this is a joke...

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Text - Lol you're not thinking straight. All artist need exposure and C'mon you won't take that long. You should feel privileged I want to have one of your paintings in my wall. This is for my wife. I thought she was like your sister? Can't you just make her Christmas? I can't do it. I'm sorry. I'm not feeling well so goodnight.

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Text - You know. The universe is punishing you because of how greedy you're. I'm not even asking you to spend money because you already have unused material available. No wonder your life sucks you have a bad vibe. I won't be bringing my kid's anymore. Don't want your bad energy to attach to them. Good luck.

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Text - Today 6:45 AM Hi. I'm sorry I didn't think what I was saying yesterday. Can you take care of the kids today please? I told S'll take them to you. Our regular babysitter can't take them today Can you take them right now? I know it's last minute and pretty early but I have bizz I need to do. I'll be back by 10? I only need help with the twin anyway and they're asleep so it shouldn't be a big deal 8 Pic Stitcher

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Design Failures that Were Someone's Fault

For just about any project, it can help to get a second set of eyes on the thing. Y'know, just in case there was some small, dumb design fail you could have overlooked. Something like making an entire basketball court out of sand, or having a big giant staircase that goes nowhere. There are a lot of wonderful design fails out there that could have been avoided.

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Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard

Everybody loves some jokes that are genuinely so dumb that you can't help but to appreciate them. If these dumb jokes got you going we recommend checking out these technically correct dumb jokes and moments over here.

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Text - 7:08 1 Saved 14.6K Comments 三个 What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? in AskReddit by indurative-conseils ↑ 70.2K O 91% 1.8y [deleted] 1 50.0K 7 1.8y ... Say what you want about deaf people. sharknado-enoughsaid 1 23.3K 2 17 replies were deleted :( More Info _Twas_Ere_ ↑ 1.1K 1.8y 0.. What? tomhas10 1 1.3K 1.8y ... SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT DEAF PEOPLE. RealSpleefy 1 452 1.8y ... What? DoodleGaming 1 671 1.8y ... SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT DEAF PEOPLE HAimTheBusDriver 1966 1.8y ... BUTTLIC

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Text - sharknado-enoughsaid 1 23.3K 1.8y You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes LetGoMyLegHoe ↑ 21.2K S 8 A blind prostitute told me I had the biggest dick she had ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg 1.8y

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Text - Mjh132 ↑ 40.6K O 8 8 1.8y A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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Text - FrigidFlames ↑ 26.9K S 2 1.8y What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Text - BrandonHawes13 1 22.2K 49 ... 1.8y Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so l'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive."

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Text - Puchojenso 1↑ 21.1K A S 3 1.8y ... A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, s

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Font - Cup_of_Madness 1 20.4K 1 1.8y I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly none of them work.

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Font - spiderbabyinapram 1 20.3K S 5 1.8y Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?

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Text - TheWrongFusebox 1 17.7K 1 1.8y Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'd's in his name? NaBacLeis 1 12.5K / S 3 1.8y Why? TheWrongFusebox 1 22.8K 1.8y Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.

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Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

It's stories like this that can highlight just how much of a profound impact just a little encouragement can make for anyone that is otherwise just trying to get by.

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Text - As a formerly non-English speaking immigrant, here is a story I cherish. It's 1997. I just moved from Korea to Los Angeles area. I took regular English courses in Korea, and that was good enough to get me out of ESL classes and into the regular 10th grade classes.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d It was my second day at the biology class. There was a quiz. My bio teacher, Ms. Gallagher, told me I didn't have to worry about the quiz since I just got to the class, but gave me the quiz sheet anyway. ITS SPRING!

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d This is more than 20 years ago, but I still very clearly remember every detail of that quiz sheet. The quiz was about photosynthesis. It had a diagram of a leaf, and I was supposed to write what kind of gas comes to the leaf, what is expelled, ITS SPRING! etc.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d ITS SPRING! I remember staring at it for about five minutes, slowly getting angry with frustration. I was mad because the quiz was easy. I learned about photosynthesis in Korea as a 7th grade. I knew all the answers. Just not in English.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d The quiz was my new reality. I hope you all have a chance to experience this: the experience of suddenly becoming stupid, suddenly having all of your knowledge turning into dust, useless and inaccessible in a new environment with new language. ITS SPRING!

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d After five minutes, I just decided to write in the quiz in Korean. It didn't matter that Ms. Gallagher told me the quiz wouldn't count; I wasn't going to turn in a blank quiz sheet. I just had to prove to myself that I didn't suddenly become stupid. ITS SPRING!

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d Two days later, Ms. Gallagher handed out the graded quiz. Then she announced to the class: "[TK] has the highest grade. He had the perfect score." ITS SPRING! What - I looked at my quiz sheet. She graded my quiz in Korean, and gave me all the check marks.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d I asked Ms. Gallagher (somehow) how she managed to grade my paper. Turned out Ms. Gallagher took my ITS SPRING! quiz to a Korean Am math teacher at my school. The math teacher's Korean wasn't great either, but she looked up the dictionary to help my bio teacher grade my quiz.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d I get more emotional each time I think about this. Because the older I get, the more I realize what an extraordinary step Ms. Gallagher took ITS SPRING! for the sake of her student. She already told me the quiz wouldn't count. She didn't have to go through the trouble of grading my quiz.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d But Ms. Gallagher graded my quiz. I truly believe that moment changed the trajectory of my immigrant life in the United States. Thanks to my teacher, I was able to prove to myself that I didn't suddenly turn stupid. I just had to learn the new language. ITS SPRING!

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d So I did. I learned English, I studied hard, and graduated second of my class. My graduation speech was like a scene out of Napoleon Dynamite--it was so rambling and so terrible and so accented, my classmates were so confused. They were kind enough not to boo me off the stage. ITS SPRING!

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d ITS SPRING! I moved onto a good college, then a good law school. Now l'm a lawyer and writer who engages the world via my writing. I've had writing professors telling me they use my English writing as a model for their students. That blows my mind every time I hear it.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d So. Every time a fuckshit like John Kelly talks about non-English speaking immigrants not assimilating to America, I think back to Ms. Gallagher. I remind myself that America has way more Ms. ITS SPRING! Gallaghers than John Kellys.

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d Remember: nearly all Americans came from somewhere else. More ITS SPRING! Americans are coming from abroad as we speak. So if you're born and raised in America, I hope you would be kind and patient with the new arrivals. I hope you would be the Ms. Gallagher to someone else. /end

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Maintenance Guy "Fixes" Copier, Causes Thousands In Damage

The true wonder is that he thought he'd be able to fix the dang thing in the first place. The Dunning-Kruger was in full effect. Ouch.

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Text - Text - r/talesfromtechsupport u/rhunter1980•4d + Join Maintenance guy "fixed" the copier and causes several thousand $'s in damage. Epic TL:DR - "Maintenance" guy thinks he's a copier tech, FUBARS several thousand $ of equipment and gives the office a toner makeover. Back when I worked as a field repair tech our standard response time was get to the customer within 24 business hours. If you called in on a Friday late in the day, you'd most likely see me monday morning/noon. I think this s

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Text - Text - We got a call from a doctors office on a Friday around 3pm saying the copier had an error message. Said error message was "replace toner waste container". Normally this can be done by the end user but this particular MFP (multi function printer/copier) had one that had to be replaced by a tech. The copier they had used a waste container that could hold about 5lbs of waste toner and was held inside the machine in the back under some covers so a tech had to be dispatched to take thin

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Text - Text - Now this customer was a good hour and a half drive from dispatch so I called them and informed them l'd be up first thing Monday morning. Unfortunately this meant the MFP would be down till I got there but not much I could do unless they wanted to pay an after hours fee for me to get there same day. They said it was fine, they had other printers and would see me Monday. Cut to Monday morning and I walk into their office and EVERYTHING (I do mean EVERYTHING) was covered in a fine bl

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Text - Text - M: How? What? What did he do? R: He said the error code just meant the container inside the front cover was full and needed emptied. So he took a shop-vac and just sucked it out. M: He did WHAT!! R:I guess it was fine for a few seconds then the vacuum started blowing black everywhere. We've been trying to clean up since Saturday but this stuff doesn't clean up easy. Now for those not in the know on toner, it's a VERY fine silica based powder that clings to everything, best way to c

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Text - Text - I glance at the disaster that is their office and immediately go back to my car, grab an entire pack of static wipes, a dust filtration mask, my vacuum, and a pair of latex gloves. Upon returning I instruct the girls in the office that they should all be wearing masks and gloves due to this film being silica based, then hand out the cloths and instruct them how to use them (give em a bit of a stretch and go to town). M: Ok, I need to see exactly what your "maintenance" guy did did

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Text - Text - I look at the copier and its turned off at the front switch, most copier have 2 switches: One for a low power shutdown, the other for complete shutdown, I reach behind and fully kill the power. After about 15 minutes of wiping down covers, controls, and everything in general and I finally open up the copier. The "container" the maintenance guy vacuumed out was not the waste tank, it was in fact the developer unit... Again for those not in the know, a copier mixes toner into a devel

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Text - Text - I cleaned everything I could on the copier inside and out and then figured it'd be safe to power up and see the extent of the damage. Upon power up I immediately got a developer unit error code, no surprise there, so I power down, completely clean the DV unit and toss in a new bottle of developer. Power back up and run the neccessary service codes to recalibrate the DV unit. On the next reboot I can hear everything running and doing its usual start up until i get a laser unit error

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Text - Text - RUT ROH, that's not good I reset the error and reboot the copier listening to hear if the laser spins up and again, error code. well shit Normally you dont touch laser units unless you know theres something wrong with them, I figured toner got inside the unit and was causing issues. So I rip out the laser and take it apart, sure enough toner was inside it on the mirrors but what worried me was the motor that ran the refection head was hard as hell to turn. My first thought was if t

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Text - Text - I figured it was time to call the boss and inform him of the situation. As soon as I told him what the maintenance guy did and the error codes the machine was having he said pack it up the machine is dead and nothing's going to be covered by warranty or their service contract. Inform the Doctor what was happening and if they want a quote for a replacement we'll be happy to get him one. I went back inside and informed the receptionist I needed to speak with Doctor about the situatio

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Text - Text - M: Yeah Doc, unfortunately your copier is dead and my boss doesn't even want to attempt to fix it due to what the maintenance guy did. It definitely killed the laser unit and probably more but we cant find out till the laser is replaced and it's about $500-600 just for the laser. If it killed the laser most likely all the other motors in the copier are dead or dying since the laser is one of the more protected sections in the machine. Unfortunately none of this is covered under you

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Text - Text - D: Ok, get me a quote, but I want a better machine then this one with a stapler and hole punch. M: Ok...? You're not upset? D: No I already informed the maintenance company that does the cleaning that they're paying for all damages in my office. I have their employee on camera doing something he's not supposed to do and I was not asked if I wanted him to work on my equipment. I told them if they had an issue with that my lawyer would be delivering paperwork sueing for damages. They

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Text - Text - M: Oh absolutely, if toner and developer got sucked into them it could of ruined the harddrive or fans. Maybe even shorted something if enough developer got on the boards (I explained what toner and DV was). D: Ok, my IT guys are supposed to be here later today so l'll just have them do the same and replace them. Is there anything else you needed? M: No, l'll get packed up and have that quote emailed over. D: Ok, thank you.

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Text - Text - I returned to my stuff and started packing up, I explained to the receptionist what was going on and apologized for not being able to do much. R: That's ok, thanks for these cloths though, we're actually getting stuff cleaned up now. M: Well have a better day and l'd keep the masks and gloves on till your done cleaning. You can keep the pack of cloths, you're going to need them. Thank god the maintenance guy didn't actually vaccum out the waste tank because the DV unit had at most

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Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans' Love For Curiosity Rover

Gotta love humans banding together to accomplish some historical good. Historical good like getting the Curiosity Rover to sing happy birthday to itself.

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Text - Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler Sometimes when I forget that humans are amazing, I think of curiosity singing Happy Birthday on Mars, and this response:

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Text - thebaconsandwichofregret No guys you don't understand. The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself. So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake

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Text - This isn't a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can't get to because it's name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing. That's not sad, that's awesome.

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Bragging Mind Lords Who Think They're Geniuses

For some reason, having the ability to type out your thoughts has emboldened people who think they're geniuses and enabled them to brag to everyone about how smart they think they are. These mistaken brain lords are out there in the comments ruining jokes they don't get, making conversations awkward, and always mentioning their supposed IQs.

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Text - The docking scene is so fucking beautiful man 11:38 PM But not scientifically accurate tho 11:38 PM lol does is really matter and I read that they did some research 11:39 PM I For someone who comes from a very scientific background it becomes very hard for me to overlook flaws in these movies. 11:41 PM

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Text - Mpho 5h. 3 ... Everyday of my life is a testament to how exponentially cultured I am, I need people in circle who can match that or try to catch my up.

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Text - 1h My IQ is 198. I only converse with individuals who's IQ is above 165, so if yours is lower than that, then you're not worthy of talking to me. If you'd like to acquire the privilege of being able to talk to me, you'll need to do extensive research on multiple complicated topics to even reach the bare minimum of people who I will talk to. 1 -76 43m 1 Award It's "whose", not "who's". 1 35

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Text - Posted by 9h I wish I was appreciated for my mad genius sometimes. Other I can think of a weapon design out of parachord and bamboo from my yard on the spot, and I frequently come up with ideas that could end up being financially and intellectually beneficial for me because of a simple concept moved to different platforms. Sadly I can't sketch so it's unlikely I can follow through with a majority of ideas, but I wish I was known for my active crazy. 3 7 Share

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Text - Today 21:11 anyway, u also seem like an easy going person, which i really adore so much for the self deprecating humor already haha am i being intimidating ? i tend to write high level english already upfront.but dont worry u can rest assured that i dont intens to overwhelm.i in fact trying to impress u u also hav a wide pelvis bone, which make u look fertile and procreation-ready, thus more feminine and attractive.say like a woman that deserves to grow my seeds.the real question now:will

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Text - Higher Perspective 3h · 0 Solve this math probleo without using a calculator 50 + 50 - 25 x 0 + 2 + 2 = ? HIGHERPERSPECTIVES.COM Very Few People Can Solve This Math Problem Without Using A Calculator 563 3.7K Comments 378 Shares O Like Comment Share 79 when I went to school, and will always be.

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Text - Odpovědi As a person who knows a lot about evolution; I cringed when he said we evolved from chimpanzees 10 目2 He didn't say we evolved from chimpanzees, he said when our evolutionary path seperated. 4

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Text - the crepitation of the inobtrusive mechanoid, denatured but nativized, capsulize a germen of meaning, under-explicated but overimplicated...Excuse the cryptic preambulation, meant to write you a sennight ago- I, a trace (Derridean) you may have forgotten: I invited to take you out for supper the day before labyrinthian Borgean fatalities have prevented me from contacting you sooner. I, thus, am asking when you are available, and "how have you been "ceremony", and ":) The sender is not in

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Text - you know carpool Replies •1 month ago He is the most confusingly attractive man ever B 2.4K E 26 Add a public reply... • 4 weeks ago He has projected bones ("good jaw, nose and eye area") indicating healthy levels of testosterone, good hairline (youthfulness), and dominant traits such as big frame and being taller than 96.2% of men on this planet. How is it confusing that your hypergamous brain sees him as a suitable male to copulate with? O 294 ...

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Text - yo how'd you do on the physics test I got 100% nice man congrats It probably helps that whenever I look at objects I see them as free-body diagrams in my head. So I was already used to the material on the test because it's part of my everyday life. ok

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Text - : Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)16:51:51 No.77579887 I never understood this "I'm PASSIONATE about technology!! I code in my spare time!" bullshit. Really bitch? You're passionate about an instruction set some guy at Bell labs wrote 50 years ago? I'm 71 KB JPG sure there are a few autists like that like there are model train junkies but every basedgrammer acts like programming is his biggest hobby, or even fun. It isn't. Chefs don't cook in their spare time, plumbers sure as fuck don't fix pipes

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Text - man May 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM • 8 When people get bored in school, they draw random crap. I got bored and drew most of the Periodic Table of Elements from memory.

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Text - ADVICE for hyper- intellectual people I have a feeling I'm hyper intelligent, because not only do I have too many interests and love creativity but I love discussions over abstract ideas. My mind is like a rainbow but with limitless colours

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Text - Thave too much brain. Too much smart words and too much hard truth that allows me to say what i want when i want. We all need a me to stand up and say it how it is Traduire le Tweet 4:55 AM - 09/09/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 27

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Incredibly Immature Things Adults Have Done

We like to think that being alive for a decently long time will give anyone some humility and wisdom, but sometimes that's just not the case. There are some of us who just can't take a look in the mirror and see our own behavior for what it is. That extends to unforgivable things house guests have done as well as bold mistaken customers who were at the wrong store.

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Text - fenixeffect 161 points · 17 hours ago When I was grocery shopping with my ex once she asked if I could get her one of the massive jugs of chocolate milk and there was only one left. I told her it wasn't in the budget because I was the only one of us working (and not getting paid enough as I found out later) and my car just had some expensive repairs done. Her response was literally "If I can't have it nobody can!" and she dumped it all over the floor. I put up with her shit way longer tha

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Text - cplkm 13.3k points · 21 hours ago This woman and her husband confronted me and tried to start a fight for unfriending her on Facebook. We are in our mid thirties and have never interacted on Facebook and haven't spoke in 5 years.

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Text - mediocalibrator 8.7k points · 22 hours ago I work in retail, and it amazes me how quick grown ups devolve back into children when there's a sale or during the weekend rush. They mess up the whole store, and the 2/3 staff who are free during closing have to clean up as best they can in the 15/20 minutes we've got. I've had customers throw away all shame over not being able to get their shoe size that was sold out/we received. Some in front of their kids. And you just stand there wondering

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Text - maryriii 8.3k points · 22 hours ago · edited 20 hours ago & When I tried to explain myself to my father and he kept interrupting me and mimicked every word I said like a fucking toddler. Btw, he's 60.

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Text - JustHereToRedditAway 5.4k points · 19 hours ago My grandmother was telling that her mother in law was one of those people who needed attention constantly on them. At an important dinner with dozens of people, people were talking to her son and not her. She hid behind a pillar and would occasionally exclaim "since no one is listening to me, I guess no one wants to see me at all"

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Text - Tokzillu 5.1k points · 23 hours ago I knew a girl who kicked two of her bridesmaids out of her wedding last minute because they weren't able to pay for all the exorbitant shit for "her day," and then she proceeded to replace them with two broke meth addicts because she'd burned every other bridge.

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Text - FaTboi8u 3.0k points · 22 hours ago · edited 16 hours ago Bluff to check security cameras after being accused of something and then throwing a tantrum after video footage has damning evidence and storming off to his room. Yes, this is my dad Edit: for those who want details, the details make him even more immature. My mom lectured him saying he shouldn't wear nice pants when doing yard work. He wouldn't admit that he wore the nice pants for the life of him. This is when he bluffed and tol

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Text - Lunar_Deer 2.7k points · 22 hours ago My mom refuses to ever apologize to me for the simple fact that I am her child and therefore always wrong.

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Text - Back2Bach 1.8k points · 23 hours ago A guy sitting at the bar of an upscale restaurant took a bowl of hot-buttered popcorn the bartender had just set out for patrons to enjoy and put it between his legs on the barstool. No one could get to it without reaching between his thighs.

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Text - eccentric-assassin 1.4k points · 22 hours ago My neighbor (deadbeat, well in his 50's) used to come outside and yell at my mom for smoking, On Her Porch. So when I went out and confronted him, he didn't like being yelled at by a young girl. So he started harassing me every time I walked outside about my dog, my career (I worked graveyard) the ducks that would walk through our yard. He would bitch about Anything. Anyway, his house got destroyed by a hurricane a few years ago so, karma.

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Text - TheKrampus2020 892 points · 21 hours ago A 40 year old man on the floor huging what i think its her wife's leg and saying "We are not leaving until you buy me that TV!"

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Text - redditorial_comment 765 points · 17 hours ago I ran out of gas one time in an old car with a broken gas gauge. My then girlfriend was with me as I calmly got my gas can out if the trunk and walked 300 yards to a gas station. 10 minutes later we are on our way again. She's smiling and in an obvious good mood. I ask her why and she told me her ex once broke his toe kicking the car in a similar circumstance. Lol

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Text - IntrovertedAsexual 572 points · 20 hours ago I saw a woman stomp her foot and scream wordlessly because her coupon was expired.

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Text - urpapigey 512 points · 20 hours ago My husband's father went up to a bucket labeled acid and leaned over it (with the lid on) looked up at my husband and I since we were working with him that day, "I wonder if this is really acid.." [Insert opening the lid and taking a big whiff of the acid] [Looks at us almost crying] "Yup... That's acid." He is a fucking moron, but I love him and look up to him.

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Text - Hootonberg 320 points · 21 hours ago I had a guy threaten me over a $30 diagnostic fee, after I watched him roll up in one of those Jaguar SUVS.

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Text - DaBlakMayne 297 points · 19 hours ago When I worked at a pizza shop, a guy tried to get me in trouble because I wouldn't reimburse him for his drive over to the store. We had messed up his order (he wanted extra mushrooms and we forgot the extra) so we told him we'd give him two fresh ones and he got to keep the mess ups. He then threw a fit because he "wasted gas" to drive here and demanded that we pay him to fill up his tank. I told him no way and he called my store later and left a mes

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Text - Malvania 244 points · 17 hours ago I had a co-worker give me the silent treatment for two weeks. She was surprised I didn't know she was mad at me. I just thought she was busy and working hard.

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Text - neekerbeeker3 180 points · 16 hours ago I worked as a busser at a restaurant and a guy comes in with a group of friends. He orders a steak and the waitress forgot the steak knife and was heading back to get it when the customer started throwing a temper tantrum and said, "No, no, it's FINE. I'll just eat it with my hands." Then he starts talking about how "I'm a professor" and how the service was terrible. The waitress was telling him that she can grab the knife in five seconds. The guy e

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Manager Steals Employee's Idea, Employee Takes Manager's Job

Ah, some good old equilibrium took effect. Got to love it.

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Text - r/ProRevenge · Posted by u/PJExpat 8 hours ago The story on how I got promoted to director of sales & sales recruitment I've been with my current employer for many, many years now. Even though I've quit, I've come back to them. My company also has an incentive, if an employee comes up with a way to do business better or changes something that has a net benefit to the company they get a % of the increased revenue/profit. Over the years with this company I have had several major impacts.

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Text - Well about a year ago I was talking to a senior level manager lets call him Bob. And Bob was telling me about how the company been having an issue in recruitment and hiring of new talent for our sales division. Now I had been in sales before and knew of the pitfalls our structure created and why senior reps would excel and junior reps would get crushed and had a really good idea on our turnover challenges. Then one night I had an idea on how to change the sales structure of our company, a

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Text - I spent a good amount of time designing this plan before I ever presented it to anyone. Since this was Bobs area or expertise. After many revisions and bouncing it around my head I called Bob and I presented my idea to Bob. Bob liked it, a lot. However he had a few minor tweaks, and he brought up concerns company executives would have. I tweaked the plan, and came up with rebuttals to those objections and shared my plan with Bob. I did this several times, I would say those my plan stayed

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Text - Bob had been with our company for decades at this point, and I've known him for my entire time so I trusted Bob would be sure to credit me. Considering my name was all over my presentation I sent over to Bob I expected Bob to share in the love with me should there be any. I felt like I needed Bob as an ally to make my idea work which is why I brought him in on my plan. I followed up with Bob and he basically made it seem like my idea was rejected, that the company was going keep on doing

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Text - Cue a few months later and our new fiscal year is starting and our CEO calls everyone to a company- wide meeting. And as I sit down to watch I witness our CEO praise Bob for coming up with a brilliant new sales structure, strategy and compensation plan. It is, my plan, with my name removed. The CEO is gushing over how wonderful this idea is, and how he thinks it will benefit us greatly. I'm fucking fuming pissed Bob stole my work, put his name on it, and took credit. He violated my trust

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Text - I get on the phone with my VP and let loose. Now my VP (lets call him Tim) is a really good guy and I trust him. Tim is taken aback, says that right around the time I presented my plan to Bob, Bob started presenting to senior management and it was almost immediately considered a great idea. In fact Bob knew the company was considering forcing him into retirement because they felt Bob was holding the company back and the company needed to make a change and this idea saved Bobs job.

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Text - Now to give you an overview of how in-depth my plan was: • Completely restructured compensation plan Completely changed how we present ourselves to new potential hires • Completely changed our sales training to be more focused on real-world realities • Refined the sales order process to reduce workload and streamline • Did all that using current infrastructure • Each step included suggestions on how to implement the change • Bob oversaw all of this in his current role I then asked if I co

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Text - I then asked if I could prove that it was my idea, that I had presented it to Bob, and so forth. Now Bob and I had discussed this over email, and Facebook messenger and another chat app. I went through our emails, Facebook Messanger, and a chat app, and took screenshots, created a PowerPoint (makes it so easy to present ideas), and sent it to my VP. 2 days later my VP called and said I needed to go into a conference call with HR, my VP, and the CEO

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Text - In that meeting we discussed the plan I had created, the collaboration I had done with Bob, and my plan to implement it. Not only that I presented the research that I had done (which Bob did not have access to0) and justified WHY my idea was a good idea. The CEO seemed impressed with what I had done and convinced that I was the true creator. I was then asked what I thought had happened and I straight up accused Bob was stealing my idea and removing my name from it in an attempt to further

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Text - A week later my VP called me and asked me if I was offered the chance to implement my plan would I be willing to do that. This was obviously a promotion and I said of course. 2 weeks later I get a call from my VP telling me he's coming to my location to visit me. He also tells me I should make sure I look sharp and presentable. I tried to figure out WHY he was coming but he wouldn't say. 2 days later I come into the office, check my email. Now, all big retirements/resignations are announc

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Text - The time for my VP to show up comes, and in walks my VP and the CEO. We go out to lunch and the CEO says "PJ I came to visit you because I always think its best to give people major promotions the news in person, but I'd like to offer you the position of Director of Sales & Sales Recruitment and put you in charge of implementing your idea" to which I accepted naturally. Then I asked "Is this why Bob...um retired?" to which the CEO smiled and said "After talking to you, and talking to Bob

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Cringey Guy Tries Correcting Grandma on Her Japanese

It would be really interesting to have this much undeserved confidence. Who in their right mind thinks they have a better understanding of a language than an grandma who's been speaking it for her entire life? And on top of that, he goes in and tries to "correct" them. It sounds like a recipe for an extremely awkward relationship. Here are some more entitled people and their demanding boldness, as well as some facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness.

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Text - e M 3d · E I commented about this in another group but thought I would share. My wife is mixed Japanese. She was speaking Japanese to her grandma in the dining room while I was playing video games with friends in the next room. The whitest dude in our group decided to go in there JUST to tell these women they were using certain words wrong and that their grammar was incorrect and they should be using "wa" instead of "ga" in a certain sentence. The remaining men in the living room took off

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Text - his lesson the hardest way. He came back in and quietly sat down with us after the trial by fire. We continued to play in silence for about 15-20 minutes. I swear to god, first thing this dude says to me. In my house. With my lovely bride, her mother, and her grandmother STILL IN THE DINING ROOM. Is "I thought asian women are supposed to submit to men" AAA RIP Micheal. September 2020. He was just really too goddamn stupid for his own good. the

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Text - Edit: I had forgotten but my wife wanted me to add that usually she cooks dinner for my friends when they come over and since grandma was there she made authentic Japanese food. (It was SO good) and grandma gave micheal cut up hot dogs with chopsticks. Nobody said shit about it and micheal ate his fucking hot dogs.

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Most Unreasonable Demands From Brides

Weddings are a time ripe for all kinds of unanticipated dramatics. It could be the emotional buildup that goes into a potentially life-defining moment. It could be the delusional requests put forth by perfectionists that haven't realized that nothing in life ends up being perfect. It could be bringing together all kinds of characters that would otherwise be well advised to steer clear of each other in any other situation. Who knows? These stories from bridesmaids about the most unreasonable demands that they ever received from brides are in a whole another level of their own.