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2020/09/04

Tucson AZ Police Officer Pulls Over His Chief and more...

Wonder if his boss appreciated the fact that he was following procedure, or if he just straight up fired him.
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Tucson AZ Police Officer Pulls Over His Chief and more...


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Tucson AZ Police Officer Pulls Over His Chief

 

Wonder if his boss appreciated the fact that he was following procedure, or if he just straight up fired him. 

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Guy Drives Telemarketer Insane By Only Saying Yes

 

Turns out it doesn't take an extensive vocabulary to drive an irritating telemarketer crazy. All that it takes is a simple, "yes" to get the job done. Next time he should try out "perhaps", and see how that goes. 

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Irish Man Leaves Funny Recording For His Own Funeral

 

The fact that this guy made this recording to make people he loved happy, while he was going through the profound experience of confronting his own death, speaks volumes to his character. Going to guess that he was a whole lot of fun to be around. 

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Tumblr Thread: Tony Stark's The Most Formidable Avenger

This fun Tumblr theory entertains the idea that Tony Stark's pain tolerance is actually off the dang charts, and he's a completely underrated force to be reckoned with. The theory is compelling at the very least. Funny to think that Hulk and Thanos were actually just rocking the bare minimum pain tolerance all along, cause they never had to actually experience much real pain. 

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Vegetation - bilesandthesourwolf i haven't seen anyone talking about this andim most likely genna get-seme hate-for this so here goes. did you all see the way Tony handled wearing all of the Infinity Stones and how vastly different his reaction was from Thanos and Bruce?1?! Thanos when he had all the Stones:

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Text - you can see that he's letting the power course through him, but the way he yells clearly shows that he's feeling pain as well as the power. HulklBruce when he wore all of the Stones:

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Text - the "strongest" (to quote Tony) Avenger is obviously in a tremendous amount of pain and it took him awhile to recover enough to snap his fingers. i'm not hating on Bruce, just stating facts. and then there's Tony with all of the Stones:

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Text - he feels that initial surge of power but he rebounds and-den'ttell me the suit was abserbing the power-beeause you can later-see the power traveling up-his neek-very quickly, he almost looks like he's simply feeling the power of the Stones and not necessarily any pain. he barely needs time to adjust to the power of the Stones in order to say his iconic line and then snap his fingers. Iron Man.

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Text - the power of the Stones are coursing up the side of his face and he's not even flinching. there isn't an ounce of pain on Tony's face, just pure determination. Tony Stark, mere human, is the most powerful Avenger. buckinwildstory I see that and raise you- This is a man that had a 5 inch HOLE cut in his chest. He had a metal tube shoved in, displacing and bruising his HEART.

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Text - This man was jolted and rattled around in suit after suit, and even when he BROKE AN ARM in CW he didn't so much as flinch. He put on the suit, and he didn't let some pain slow him down. Tony Stark has never let pain stop him. Not emotional pain. Not physical pain. This man? He is feeling every bit of the pain Bruce and Thanos did. What makes HIM different? Tony embraced that the cost of living his best life was pain. He internalized Stark Men are Made Of Iron and he embodied it. Tony isn

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Text - Tony felt the same pain, if not more... and Tony Fucking Baddass Stark? He swallowed it down, played it off, and spat in the face of the horror that haunted him for a decade. Tony Stark isn't the strongest because he only felt power. Tony Stark is the strongest because when burning alive, he prioritized his loved ones over the release of screaming out the pain. ironmanstan i saw a theory that said the reason why he didnt flinch is because thanos and hulk are rarely truly hurt/in pain from

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Text - to contrast that, tony's been in pain constantly since 2008 for this reason or the other. probably had more concussions that scars and thats saying something. so he puts on the actual infinity gauntlet and goes: "huh. another thursday it is" and thats equal parts badass as it is fucking sad

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Karen Gets Stuck In Traffic Jam, Road Rages, Petty Revenge Ensues

Karen decided to pitch a fit about a traffic jam that the driver in front of her had no ability to make disappear. It's funny how blind rage gives way to ignorant acts of absurdity. Acts of absurdity like Karen telling a car to move when it had nowhere to go in the first place. Fortunately, the driver took a petty revenge on Karen for her antics. 

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Sister's One Direction Posters Get Shrekt

Ah, yes, good old sibling rivalries. These rivalries can manifest in brothers and sisters playing extremely devious pranks on one another. For instance, this guy who decided that he'd redecorate his sister's most cherished "One Direction" belongings with a ton of Shrek faces. 

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Text - thatsogwyneth: roughkiss: peevsie77: gay-undertones: gay-undertones: So my sister's out for the day and my sister's room is completely covered in One Direction posters So I thought "why not cut out 350 shrek faces aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK"

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Text - I PRESENT TO YOU ONE DIR"SHREK"TION ONE DIRECTION HARRY 350 shrek faces

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Cool - HARY HARRY No face left uncovered

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Text - gay-undertones What was your sisters reaction? Anonymous Well she came home and I played "I'm a believer" by smash mouth on loop in her room and she was like 'wat' so she went upstairs into her room and just screamed and collapsed to the floor Ask gay-undertones a question #ask 11 notes MAN DOWN MAN DOWN This is a thing of beauty It's the dedication that makes this joke so funny. Omg I seriously can't stop laughing 571,874 notes

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Cats Who Were Caught In the Act

On general principle, cats have no respect for you or your things and they'll knock your full mug of coffee off the counter just to see what will happen. It makes sense that there'd be a lot of evidence of cats and their crimes. Hey, they want food even when they have it. This point is driven home by the fact that cats probably talk like disparaged Victorian children.

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Tagged: aww , thieves , stealing , pets , cute , lol , Cats , funny
       
 

Tumblr Thread: The Creepy Disappearance of John's Roommate in Garfield

Many Tumblr users fancy themselves as canon detectives, looking way too far into classic cartoons for hidden meaning. Here's a time they recreated this trivial Scooby Doo inconsistency. Officially, Lyman was a character in the Garfield universe who was deemed unnecessary, but that hasn't stopped the official Garfield universe from suggesting a darker reality.

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Text - ipomoea-alba-quinn Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE????? raeloganthesonic06fangirl Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

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Text - 2O YEARS & STILL KICKING! GARFIELD'S TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION Jou DAVES See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It's very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn't react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

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Text - Page 32 has a special "Bonus" spot for Lyman, with “updated" (for 1998) profile art Garhera shaving her legs at the counter. RACTER TOP TEN EXPLANATIONS FOR LYMAN'S DISAPPEARANCE 10. Left strip to pursue dream of Olympic figure-skating gold 9. Joined CIA, working undercover in Lyman entered the strip as Jon's roommate and Odie's owner. Lyman's primary function was to give Jon someone to talk to, a role that was gradually assumed by Garfield. Though he reappeared briefly for Garfield's ten

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Text - JON, WHAT DID YOU DO? raeloganthesonic06fangirl Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon's roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie

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Text - then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield's 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield. Except for Mo List Did you hear that? Something happened in the Chooalate Covered Dontits kitchen! Songr Dons Blueberry Mu

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Text - List Did you hear that? Something happened in the kitchen! Chooalate Covered Denits Sown Coc BOnuts Bhueberny Muffins Chocolate Chip Muffins l ChaMe Donts The popular 90s Garfield flash game, "Garfield's Spooky Scavenger Hunt", in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back. Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around. mousathe14 what the hell .

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3 Villains Whose Plans Needed A Second Draft

 

Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time though, buckle up, cause it is the season finale. They provide some hilarious commentary on how some of those iconic movie villains very well might've been a bunch of knuckleheads. 

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Nostalgic Snacks from the 90s and 00s

The 90s were an amazing time for senseless and gimmicky candies, and it was great. Everyone had a skateboard and no one really knew how to skateboard. They had green ketchup. No one knew what made it green, but the kids in the commercials sure made it seem extremely radical.  Snack companies went as far as basically just giving kids a toothpaste tube filled with neon colored syrup. Here's an unhealthy indulgence of fast food nostalgia, as well as some powerful nostalgic memes.

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Toy - BU55a BUBBLE GUM THIS PACKAGE NOT LADELED FOR INOVOUAL SAYE BUBBLE GUM strawberry ARTIPICIALLY FRED SOUR grape Matermelon NET WT 1.90Z (53g) BUBBLE GUM strawberry watermelon

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Snack - MY NEW LOOK SAME GREAT TASTE TH. HTH OF SCLBIG FLI PR E. DO TU Dorítos JOI SCKT GUACAMOLE

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Snack - P.B. CRISPS PLANTERS NEW Bite Size Snack USANUP Sweet Peanut Butter Creme Inside, Crispy Cookie Outside! MCT WT 725 02-12069g

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Snack - AriZona COMBO TRAY Salsa'n chips CHUNKY SALSA WITH TORTILLA CHIPS TUTAL NET WT 4.75c LO DEA

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Karen Won't Accept That Woman Doesn't Work At Store

There's entitlement, and then there's blind ignorance that ultimately manifests in a nightmare of a human being that refuses to hear the obvious truth their being told. This particular case of an entitled Karen is just plain old discouraging. All the credit goes to the woman being "accused" of working at the store, for delivering a spicy silencer of a comeback. Check out another case of an insufferable Karen with this Karen who lied about a back injury, and ended up getting outed.

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Text - the cast: me, BB (big bro) EK (entitled karen) SE(store employee) EK: 'excuse me there are other people in this store that need help you know' Me: 'Kindly let go of my arm please' EK 'No, you've been helping this guy for ages its my turn' Me: 'He's my brother, now get the hell off me.' I shake her off my arm and she gets huffy. EK : 'you cant give preferential treatment to family members you have to help all customers' me: 'no I don't. I don't work here lady.'

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Text - EK goes several shades of purple and starts screeching for a manager, the SE just tells me to carry on with my shopping and that they'll handle it from here. Later as we are queuing at the till BB and I see EK at the customer service desk gesturing wildly in my direction and still clearly in full rant mode. we pay up and I cant resist but to give her a cheeky wave goodbye as we head out the store.

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Man Follows Contracted Hours, Team Follows Suit, Management Caves

Man, oh, man, it sounds like this particular management team was terribly detached and clueless. They continued to send in uniformed representatives, as their company was proactively losing money, and wasted a whole lot of time when they could've actually resolved the issue. All that it took to set the whole thing in motion was one employee strictly following their contracted hours. 

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/narsfweasels • 19h "He Works To The Clock! It's In His Contract!" M TL;DR at the bottom. Our site is HUGE. At any one time several hundred things could be happening at once - Biological studies, chemical experimentation, clinical studies on humans, and a whole LOT of paperwork. The tacit understanding is that you work until the job is finished, not 9-5. It sometimes means you will work 12-hour days more than once a week to finish things that are ongoing and

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Text - As such, onsite we have a "Resource Center" where you can get anything from a ballpoint pen up to and not limited to potentially hazardous chemicals. The new Resource Manager "Jack" has decided to change proceedings from how it was run by his predecessor: Opening times are 9-10am and 1-2pm. Plus, every 20th of the month, it's closed all day so he can do inventory. Makes sense, in a way: it will help against loss prevention and people will hopefully consider and plan their trips to the Res

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Text - However, Jack is extremely strict about his opening times. To the point of turning people out of the Resource Center when the clock hits dead-on the closing time. It came to a head two weeks ago, when some people had reports to print and courier to their clients. We send both digital and hard, and we keep both digital and hard copies. So we use up a lot of paper - we are trying to cut it down - but it's still what we do. Somebody realised that all of the printers on our level were all out

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Text - The supervisor and I get called in and told that on no uncertain terms must this happen again: We are all on contracts that state our working hours and Jack is no different. We should respect that he works strictly to the clock, and if we can't manage our time properly, we should learn from Jack. An email was sent to everyone onsite with a terse warning that this would not be allowed, along with a directive to go look at some articles on time management. The entire site, took this very se

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Text - Something due to be ready at 8:30 am that needed to be monitored immediately afterwards because the results will be tainted? Nobody is going to come in at 8am to monitor the final stages. Meeting during lunchbreak? Our cellphones are all turned off, sorry, we didn't get the message. Reports not done? Clients don't get them until the report can be completed in contracted hours. Of course, the complaints from departments and clients came flooding in, along with complaints from other sites w

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Text - When ask, staff tell management that we have been told to manage our time more carefully and be more like Jack, and work strictly to set hours perour contract. About another twenty minutes passes and an email goes out. "If you need materials, resources etc and Jack is not in the Center, here is his cell. Call him and he will come to help you." TL;DR Guy decides to set his own availability and strictly follow contracted hours. Everyone follows suit, niothing gets done for several weeks. Mo

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Clueless People Having Oblivious Encounters

Nothing quite warms the heart like getting to see an ignorant know-it-all out themselves for being clueless, by leaping to assumptions, and having no idea who they are talking to. Of all the clueless encounters we've pulled together, it is glaringly evident that Tony Hawk is the GOAT of being subjected to people that have no idea who they are talking to. Check out some more of those instances involving Tony Hawk and his confused fans over here.

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Text - Malorie Blackman @malorieblackman Once arrived at an event and they barred my way & were nasty with it. 'D'you have a ticket?" 'No, I don't. I'm-' 'Then you'll have to leave. It's sold out. You can't come in.' 'If I leave then so does everyone else as they've all paid to hear me speak. Red faces all round. >

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Text - Tony Hawk Tony Hawk @tonyhawk At @Tillys with my daughter, waiting for her by dressing room, mask on. Guy folding clothes nearby: "Anyone tell you that you look like Tony Hawk?" me (looking over, expecting sarcasm but realizing he's serious): you have no idea him: That's cool, he's cool me: thanks! him: huh? 7:46 PM · 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Matthew Federman I STAND WITH THE WGA @matthewfederman Never, ever, ever name your child after fictional characters whose arcs are not completed. 21:04 · Twitter Web App 47 Retweets 279 Likes 1 more reply Emma Keane @eckeane 24m Replying to @matthewfederman Why is everyone all of a sudden talking about character arcs like they're a film critic with a minor in creative writing

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Text - Matthew Federman @matt. · 22m I STAND WITH THE I don't know, I'm talking about them like WGA I'm a TV and screenwriter for 15 years. 1 Emma Keane @eckeane 21m You know in futurama where zoidberg scuttles out of a room clicking his claws? That's me rn backing out of this with no dignity left GIF 1 Matthew Federman O @mat. · 20m I STAND WITH THE You can never go wrong with a Zoidberg WGA gif.

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 4h At a skatepark, older dude outside the fence sees me and yells (heckles) "do a kickflip!" Sol did one. He then turns to his friend and says: “holy sh! t, he actually did it" 257 27 4,436 51.2K

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Text - TeamYou ube @TeamYouTube · 6h Replying to @dansalvato Thanks for letting us know - mind sharing your channel URL, so we can check this further? Keep us posted! 27 175 Dan Salvato @dansalvato·5h youtube.com/TeamSalvato Thanks for looking into this. Team Salvato youtube.com 273 157

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Text - TeamYouTube O @TeamYouTube 4h (2/2) Your channel may be lacking context about the creative value you're adding to make the content unique. We recommend changing your overall content strategy and reapply in 30 days to send your channel for a new review. Check out best practices here: yt.be/help/reused-co... Q 34 2713 19 Dan Salvato O @dansalvato· 4h I literally composed the soundtrack that I'm hosting on YouTube. It's not "reused" - I am the original creator and owner. You're denying me th

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Text - Active military is safer. If you call a marine a "soldier" you'll get an earful. Soldier is specific to the army Vote 1h Lol it's not that serious. Vote 8m Ask a marine that lol Vote 2m I mean, I figured the 8 years I spent in the USMC as a rifleman would qualify me to have an opinion...

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Text - @Valkyrae · 9h rae Tomorrow #PlayStation5 is revealed! I'll be making an appearance on the livestream hehe 6 I'm so nervous lol 185 t7 403 11.8K rae O @Valkyrae I own from childhood: NES, GameCube, Super Nintendo, Nintendo64, Gameboy, PlayStation 1&2, Xbox 360/One, Wii/Switch, started PC gaming in 7th grade, worked at GameStop, made a career streaming games over 6 yrs, signed a contract with YT Gaming..I think I can turn the console one Petar @brackoP · 2h Replying to @Valkyrae Why tf the

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Text - That Gaming_Pug • 2d • Partassipant [4] YTA. I don't care for this situation much. You are the one going out of your way to harass this girl and acting like an asshole the whole way through this. You demand to be respected but dont give any respect to your boyfriends family. Tbh it reads like he would be better off getting back with his ex than staying with someone who is clearly a narcissist with trust issues. Reply 208 jriefff• 2d Oh wow I am a narcissist? Where did you get your psychol

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Text - A Connor Gaede @Dr... ·5/23/19 Replying to @AscensionPress Only bought one because of Renée Shumay. ♡ 3 Ascension @AscensionPress · 5/23/19 Who's that ASCENSION Renée Shumay @ReneeSh... ·5/23/19 ▼ I am the PR/Marketing specialist at Ascension. I work with you haha 4

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Text - Kevin Nguyen @knguyen I often think fondly of the stranger on the subway who saw me playing a game on my phone and told me to "read a fucking book," not knowing at the time I was a full-time book reviewer. 8:26 AM · Twitter for iPhone 2.7K Retweets 22.7K Likes Kevin Nguyen @knguyen Replying to @knguyen Like, I wonder what he's up to/who else he's bothering 22 27 44 1.9K

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Text - Celeste Ng @pronounced_ing Replying to @knguyen This reminds me of when I asked Twitter for their favorite games on the phone, for a long flight, and people told me that should I should try these things called "books." 27 68 1.7K Kevin Nguyen @knguyen reading, EVER HEARD OF IT, NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR CELESTE NG? 9. 27 43 2.1K 4 more replies Sarah Larson @asarahlarson Replying to @knguyen Once a year I go on vacation in the woods and happily write by a lake while sitting on a l

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Text - Lin-Manuel Miranda O @Lin_M... · 26s v I...what monarch @monark24 · 1m Replying to @Lin_Manuel You know Hamilton the play is fiction right? Its a creative interpretation of history. Not the REAL history.. O 14 2718 491

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Text - Lizzie Simmonds @LizzieSimmonds1 Lady in public lane: you're very good at swimming you know.. Me: erm, thanks Lady: no seriously, you should try and do a trial with the county club! Me: erm, well lactually went to a couple of Olympics.. Lady: me too! Which sports did you get manage to get tickets for?

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Text - Joe Pilot, MD @JoeSilv... ·10m v Weirdly, I'm a medical school professor and retired military doctor who's lectured numerous times on this exact subject Israel Anderson @l... · 14m Replying to @JoeSilverman7 and @RonColeman You seem a little naive of what a bio "weapon" might consist of.

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk And the award for existential crisis goes to... Clayton J.S.Meiners @Clayton_... · 10h v That guy at the oscars looks like @tonyhawk! mauro carignano @mauro_txt · 11h this guy at the #Oscars looks a lot like @tonyhawk Farrell Anne @YourlllusionSP 13h To the guy sitting on the audience at the Oscars, has anyone ever told you you look kind of like @tonyhawk ? 9 william eyelash @randomnessx11 - 13h v hmm, there's a guy at the Oscars who looks a lot like @tonyhawk gobi kim

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Text - airhead mere · 1d One time I was doing stand up and this guy came up to me after and was like "you're pretty good but you definitely stole one of your jokes from a viral tweet which is lame" It was my viral tweet. 27 110 ♡ 5,445

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Text - Linda Columbus Follow @LindaColumbus in the elevator wm: who's lab are you in? me: mine wm: no, I mean who is the Pl of the lab? me: I am wm: in what Professor's lab? me: the Columbus lab and I am Columbus 2:01 PM - 25 Aug 2018 32,248 Retweets 262,476 Likes 1.6K 27 32K 262K

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk Kid at skatepark (as I arrive): "you a good skater? me: sometimes him: you ever been here? me: no him: you travel a lot? me: yes, perhaps too much him: are you a YouTuber? me: no, I'm just a skater and a dad him: wanna see me do a jump? me: absolutely .and I then shot this pic

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 2 t Follow up: I asked him his name and he said Irving. I told him my name is Tony, to which he replied sarcastically "like Tony Hawk haha" and then he left. 246 27 2 283 25,7K

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Twitter Thread: Brother In Law Buys Rice In Bulk, Modern Epic Ensues

Shiv Ramdas' viral Twitter thread about a goodhearted brother in law's attempt to buy rice in bulk, and the chaos that ensues, ends up being quite the emotional rollercoaster. Big ups for the phenomenal character development on the lorry driver as well. 

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 434 17 11K 42.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h If you have never heard a woman destroy a man with one sentence 25 times in a row you should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn, I'm on the

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Update 2: BIL wants everyone reading this to know that I'm dick for livetweeting it and this is not helping 30 27 151 6.9K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv as a horror writer, I can now confirm to ou with evidence that anything can be horror, I just watched a man's face curl up in abject terror at the words "Why Is It Still Outside My House?" 10:58 AM · Sep 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 87 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 4.2K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Replying to @nameshiv Updat

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Replying to @nameshiv Update to Drama: BIL had come in to explain that driver insists they'll have to take the rice(and pay) but midway through thouht better of it and is now negotiating with driver again. An excellent demonstration of the flight instinct in mammals when confronted with mortal peril 27 66 4.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Side update: They also apparently have to unload the rice themselves. 8 27 35 3.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: Calls are

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Text - OIV NamIuas WiTa mESIV Also all of you enjoying this need to join me in thanking Mom for going above and beyond the call of duty and carrying phone between locations & also relaying key info while somehow also social distancing so we can continue bringing you our live reporting on this unfolding crisis 26 27 58 4.8K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: BIL is making headway. Lorry driver and helper have accepted cigarettes from him. Negotiations have resumed while all 3 smoke. 4 27 49 3.3K

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: Bereft of victims for the moment, sister is now asking me if I knew about this. There may be a slight lull in updates while I swear innocence and try to avoid becoming collateral damage in this tale of Indian Carnage 7 27 51 4K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: I have convinced sister that I am not party to this. However Mom and I have fled back outside because dad just walked in and asked sis "what is this truck outside why did you call it?" 4 27 34 3.

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Update: Dad has also come outside and joined outside reporting crew. Mom asked him why are you here and his response was why are YOU here? We are all here 9. 27 60 3.9K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Update: Manu just called. 27 23 2.3K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Manu is now speaking to lorry driver. Driver is getting animated. He is the real victim(I kinda agree) 4 27 28 3.1K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Manu is now speaking to BlIL. 27 17 2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv ·

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Manu clearly believes in getting all sides in a conflict before coming to a decision because he is now speaking to lorry driver's assistant. A wise judge. Maybe he'll want to speak to me too. One can but hope. 27 31 3.ЗК Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Manu is now speaking to BIL again. So far he has shown no interest in speaking to us. This is humbling. 5 27 22 2.7K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Mom is scolding dad for demanding to speak to Manu. Dad has been banished

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 3h Dad attemped to break curfew and come back out. He has now claimed he's done with the whole thing and doesnt care and also where the hell is dinner and he is going to room to watch news because state of the world matters more than a ruddy truck. Valid points, but I am skeptical. 11 27 29 2.9K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h BREAKING NEWS: Manu Is Coming 28 27 71 3.ЗК Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h First however, Manu obv has to talk to driver again. Manu seems to be a talk

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Font - ♡ 52 Id 39 ♡ 2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h holy shit a lot of y'all care about my BIL and his misadventures with rice trucks. We're still waiting for Manu so consider this an ad break. Get popcorn, visit the loo, order some rice. 40 27 46 3.3K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h also since whats an ad break without ads, I talk about storytelling, humour etc here: Shiv Ramdas is creating writing/journalism and communities . S patreon.com 22 17 102 2.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Update: Manu called

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Mom is making everyone eat food while we wait. Ironically there is no rice on menu. 38 27 80 4.3K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Update: Mom just called back. I think Manu may have arrived. 30 2] 27 1.8K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Ok we're outside(sorry bout delay, but we're dependent on mom who DGAF about anyone during dinner, even Manu) 9 16 27 13 2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Since I know I cared about this and was wondering, Manu kinda looks disappointingly aver

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Manu is now nodding at what driver says. Manu nods at everyone. 27 17 1.7K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h BIL just played the "are you married" card. This is escalating. Manu's sense of husbandly empathy has been invoked. 20 27 44 2.6K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h It turns out Manu is indeed married. BIL is visibly relieved. 20 27 14 1.8K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Lorry Driver wants them both to know that he too is married. 13 27 36 2.7K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h In

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h It appears Manu is brokering some sort of compromise. 39 27 26 1.5K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Apparently compromise is that if BIL buys some sacks of rice* and then Manu will make the rest just go away. *Number under negotiation 34 27 29 1.8K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Manu has opened aggressively with a you take half I take half offer. BIL has counetered by pointing out in that case Manu will need to take him too 92 27 47 2.1K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 49m BIL i

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Text - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 45m The lorry driver has shared that he however, would rather like a bottle of whisky. He is also willing to accept rum. He's accomodating like that. 17 27 22 1.7K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 44m Manu has informed him he won't be getting anything of the sort. Lorry driver looks unhappy 68 27 22 1.3K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 39m Lorry driver is no longer speaking up when Manu wants him to chime in. Heel turn. 29 27 14 1.1K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 36m BIL just produced a

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Text - Update: Mom is not going to bed just yet, I invoked this ridiculously large audience and it swayed her. I think she may be judging y'all for caring this much about rice, but she's been judging me my whole life too, you'll be fine 9 140 27 61 2.5K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 19m Neighbour Uncle has emerged wearing kurta pajama. He wants to solve the problem himself. 35 27 21 919 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 18m Neighbour Uncle has unemerged because he was not wearing a mask and Neighbour Aunt was s

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Text - problem himself. 35 27 21 919 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 18m Neighbour Uncle has unemerged because he was not wearing a mask and Neighbour Aunt was shouting at him 66 27 35 1.5K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 11m Meanwhile BIL and Manu seem to be closing in on a deal in the 20-25 bag range. Lorry Driver is now not even trying to hide his alignment switch. 61 27 16 756 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 6m They are now shaking hands. I believe we may have an accord. 75 27 29 620 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3m Fina

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Parent Forces Vegan Daughter To Cook Meat

The collective opinion in the comments section for this particular AITA seems to be that this parent was not in the wrong. They simply insisted on teaching their daughter a lesson about not wasting food, and also not forcing your beliefs on others. 

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Text - AITA for forcing my vegan daughter to cook meat? Not the A-hole My daughter (16F) has been vegan for about a year. Me, my husband and her brother (14M) have tried to be as supportive as possible. We aren't a family that eats meat daily, so it wasn't that hard for me to accommodate her. When I do cook meat, I also make something else for her and keep the side dishes common for all. She does have some seperate dishes, but most are common and I clean it if I have to cook for her.

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Text - Few months into the vegan lifestyle, she tried to convince us to go vegan and would get increasingly angry when we said no. Me and husband shut that behaviour down hard and told her that she can follow whatever diet she wanted, but she cannot expect others to. She sulked for a while, but stopped doing that. Last weekend, I cooked the family a big pot of chilli (a small vegan one and a large beef one), so that I can refrigerate it and use for the next week. Next day, I found the fridge emp

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Text - Me and my husband were livid. Wasting food is never okay with us and that was a lot of food. I told her I am going to continue using the vegan products in the fridge and she can either eat it or not, but I am not wasting food. That whole week she kept making faces at dinner while she ate. As a punishment, I gave her the recipe and told her she needs to buy them and cook it next weekend. She yelled and begged, but I stood firm. In the end, she did it. When the cooking was finished, I told

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Text - instead of x amount of meat being used, 2x amount of meat (Since this seems to be confusing. I meant as in x amount in the pot she wasted + x amount in the new one. I didn't purposefully make her put more than what was used previously) was used because she threw the food away. Now, she started crying and yelling at me about how awful and disgusting I was because I not only forced her buy meat (which she is very much against), I also forced her to cook it and now I am also telling her that

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Text - lalacourtney • 4d • Asshole Aficionado [12] NTA. I am a vegan too and while I agree with your daughter's lifestyle choice I do not agree with her approach in trying to recruit others. This is a personal choice and she shouldn't have thrown away your food. Sounds to me like you go out of your way to accommodate her. 7.9k

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Text - anchovie_boi445 • 4d • Partassipant [1] NTA. She needs to understand that not everything can go her way in life and that actions have consequences. She shouldn't feel like she has that kind of authority or place to try to tell her parents what to do, let alone take it upon herself to throw out your food. It's like having a 3 year old's problem solving complex in a 16 year old's body by throwing fits and whining to try to get their way or thinking they can do things without consequences. E

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Text - Alert-Potato • 4d • Professor Emeritass [78] NTA - a punishment should fit the crime. That is exactly what happened here. She threw away an entire pot of food because she didn't like the smell. Replacing that food, both through purchase and preparation is a fitting punishment. If she feels bad that twice as much meat was purchased and cooked because of her actions, that's because it's true. Hopefully this will keep her from getting kicked out of apartment with roommates later in life, bec

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Text - tritoeat • 4d • Craptain [185] 3 Awards NTA. It's like "you break it, you bought it"... she ruined your chili; she is responsible for making it right. 19.7k

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Text - m_loquacious • 4d • Partassipant [3] NTA. Your daughter is old enough to know better than to waste food like that. The only alternative punishment to consider would be to tell her fine all the contaminated food can be replaced but she has to pay for all of it since she is the one having the issue. You have been making reasonable accommodations for her dietary change that is self imposed. If you wanted to take it a step further you can tell her to buy a dorm size fridge for her room so her

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Text - srtmadison • 4d • Partassipant [4] NTA I am vegan, and your daughter was in the wrong here. You have respected and accommodated her choice, she needs to respect yours, and wasting food is never ok. 844 ...

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Text - NTA. One of the most important lessons to learn in life, is that one must fix ones own mistakes. She destroyed your food. That means it's her responsibility to replace it. Making her purchase the ingredients and prepare the food is EXACTLY what she should do to fix it. You didn't go too far. You went EXACTLY as far as she should. If she is crying, remind her that she may make whatever choices she wants for herself but that NEVER gives her the right to destroy other people's property. If t

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Text - sosteph • 4d NTA It's a good lesson about wasting food and not trying to force your beliefs on others 22 ...

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Text - YayPepsi • 4d I think the only person who's judgement matters right now is your daughter. I mean you could get a bunch of NTA ratings and your daughter will probably still think you're TA. I know I would in this situation. If my parents had forced me to cook meat and go against my beliefs it would be something I remembered for the rest of my life and not in a good "they taught me a lesson" sort of way. You might technically not be in the wrong, but it's not going to help your relationship

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Text - jillybeans84 · 4d NTA, but maybe your daughter needs help if she thinks all the food was contaminated by meat smell. That's less about veganism and sounds more like a food obsession/disordered eating behavior 20 ...

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Text - Gorilla120 • 4d NTA. This is something I don't understand with a lot of vegans. Throwing away meat means that animal died for no reason whatsoever. If it's eaten then at least it provided some nourishment for someone and its death had some sort of purpose. 21

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Text - Angio343 · 4d NTA you have to replace things you "destroy" when they don't belong to you. In this case your food. Her personal diet is irrelevant in this. If she was to destroy someone else leather boots, she would still need to replace them. Her veganism would be irrelevant. 37 ...

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Text - awkwardart8 •4d NTA. She needs to realize that not everyone is going to share her beliefs and throwing a tantrum about it won't get her anywhere. Also throwing out something that isn't yours to get rid is not ok and very disrespectful. She is lucky you are so accommodating to her dietary wants when Il'm sure not every parent would be. 13 ...

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Text - DieHardRennie • 4d NTA - Your daughter is dangerously close to becoming one of those gate-keeping militant vegans who think that everybody in the world should be vegan. She needs a good healthy dose of reality. Her diet choices are hers alone. She cannot control what others eat - not under your roof, and definitely not out there in the rest of the world. She needs to learn to deal with the fact that everybody eats differently, and she's never going to be able to change everyone's mind. 19

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Text - ImRedditorRick • 4d NTA. Tell her that her actions have consequences and it's 150% her fault. I'm sure some people are going to be upset that you made a vegan cook meat, but that's the point of negative reinforcement as punishment. You force someone to do something they hate in response to actions you don't want them to make. 13 ...

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Text - wanderingwidow2018 • 4d NTA - here's an idea if she pulls this again: make her volunteer at a soup kitchen and serve hungry people. Maybe she'll see more clearly why wasting food isn't acceptable as she serves hungry people whatever they have available that day. 12 ...

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Text - xmajesticmayhemx • 4d NTA you've been more than accommodating to cook 2 separate meals and to buy vegan products which are expensive! I had no diet requirements growing up but there were foods I didn't like and I had no replacements, either we ate it or we got nothing, she should be more than grateful to have her expensive diet be supported and the punishment fit the crime 33 ...

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Text - SnotDoods • 4d NTA. I was a vegan from ages 17-23. I was the main cook in the house, but you're helping her with her diet and buying and cooking her vegan foods. She needs to respect your dietary choices and if she finds it disgusting, she doesn't need to eat it. My mom would have whooped my butt and i would have had to restock her refrigerator. I would do exactly what you did with my own children. 34 ...

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Text - GladArugula • 4d NTA. I used to be vegetarian (can't now because of health issues) but I would never force others to abide my lifestyle. Also she literally WASTED those animals' lives!! So now those animals died for absolutely nothing...which honestly bothers me MUCH more than someone eating them. This is partly why I wasn't bothered by meat eaters... you can honor the animal deaths by actually putting what is left of them to use. It is the same idea as other cultures have that even thoug

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Text - And as a former vegetarian the ESH judgments are treating OP as if she forced her daughter to eat meat and perform animal sacrifice. All she did was make the daughter do exactly what OP has been doing for a year..prepare meals for her family. Heck, OP has been working double duty making multiple meals to please her ungrateful daughter while she sulks. She just wanted to show her the time and effort that went into making the meal and the fact that she wasted all of that food. And especiall

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Man's Shark Tank Pitch Ends In Legendary Fail

 

Watch in utter fascination as a man passionately, desperately tries to kick a door down like his actual career depended on it, cause in a sense, it did. He's trying to sell a team of infamously ruthless investors on a door lock that refuses to cooperate. That being said, the real problem here is the deadbolt. 

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