Sometimes we walk outside, into a spiderweb, and realize that that was enough outside for the day. It would appear that this woman experienced one of those times. We're glad she was able to walk it off.
Blair Braverman'sTwitter thread about her adventure with a loving, big hearted good boy named Grinch is pure wholesome gold. Lost it at the one liner about how Grinch basically waited out the span of his short-term memory so that he no longer recalled turning around.
People that have the audacity to invite themselves over, and then refuse to follow the house rules are something else. This insensitive step mom used all the water during a gnarly drought, so a glorious case of petty revenge ensued. Check out another glorious case of pro revenge with this aggressive girlfriend who had the nerve to steal from her ex's bank account.
As long as social media has been around we've had fools sharing mindless sentiments that would've been a whole lot better never having been spoken into the endless online void, to begin with. These well constructed comebacks brought pure fire to the comments section. Hopefully these folks learned their lessons in the value of thinking before one tweets/shares a status.
Thinking he was making the more affordable choice, this guy accidentally ate himself a few hundred dollar's worth of high-end beef. Without the knowledge that this is how restaurants price this stuff, we would probably have made the same mistake. For some other things to not buy, here are absurdly overpriced things people have seen.
Twitter user baileyanastas tells the story of a friend who went above and beyond for their extremely anxious friend in class. We have friends who say that they would "die for you, bro," but what about the ones who would risk looking really dumb for you? That's a mark of some good friendship.
Almost everyone understands that you should be respectful in someone else's home, or at least that you shouldn't drink all their good beer and clog all of their toilets. There are however an uninvited few houseguests who do rude and annoying things. People have a hard time forgetting slights like this, which lead to some petty injustices that people stay salty about.
Oh boy, buckle on up for a rollercoaster of pure and unadulterated madness. Yes, we're talking about the mad lads of the world. Those lads that are agents of chaos, and consistently defy expectations. They're reckless, fearless, and very good at irritating other people online. Like that one dude with the great one-liner that got him booted from the Flat Earther group. Dang shame, really.
You're allowed to wear any kind of shirt you want, and everyone else is allowed to look at it and say that you're trying too hard. Across every level of society, there's someone who wants to wear extremely threatening shirts, and what they are about doesn't even really matter. Sure, a lot of them are basic "I am a living weapon" kind of stuff, but interestingly enough, people also share the same defensive views about being in a bowling club, owning a horse, self-identifying as an asshole or being afraid of their wife. Sometimes it just seems like a challenge to see how many fonts can fit on the same shirt.
Dishonest reviews that try to stain the reputation of perfectly good establishments with hard working employees just trying to earn an honest living, are a poison to the world. Fortunately, owners will step in and address these dishonest reviews with all the cold hard logic and facts that they have at their disposal. This particular scenario involves a nightmare of a dinner party that made a mess of everything around them, and then had the inconceivable audacity to leave a bad review, after the pub did everything they could to accommodate the year's most senseless customers.
We've never lived in Australia, but if Tumblr's Australian rosetta stone is any indicator, it seems like an exciting place to be. Let this version of the place be a confusing warning of Australia-themed dread. That and the mortifying nopes of Australia drive home the whole "tons of spiders everywhere" thing.
Those poor trains. As it turns out, the world of Thomas the Tank Engine was much darker than it might've appeared at surface level. Yes, we're talking a dark dystopian zombie train apocalypse kind of setting. Poor Smudger legit got turned into a generator after refusing to show off. If that isn't some kind of twisted way to scare kids into following the rules for fear of grave punishments, I don't know what it is. Whole lot of yikes, indeed.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about students' most unforgettable moments when they forgot to turn off their mics, during Zoom calls. As we all muddle through this chaotic time, it's inevitable that the academic world is experiencing its fair share of hiccups. Those Zoom calls can inspire some amazingly funny fails.
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