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2020/10/05

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control and more...

This quick Tumblr post shows just how quickly those dumb questions we type into Google can quickly spiral out of control. At least we don't actually have tons of moths trying to fly into the sun everyday. That'd be sad. Very sad. Check out some more ...
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Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control and more...


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Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

This quick Tumblr post shows just how quickly those dumb questions we type into Google can quickly spiral out of control. At least we don't actually have tons of moths trying to fly into the sun everyday. That'd be sad. Very sad. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread that provides an extreme analysis of the Ratatouille timeline.

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Text - hedgehog-moss Follow I started with asking an innocent question Google can you tan in front of your fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos The answers were unanimously "no" but the explanations were a bit puzzling The sun is not a ball of fire. It is a ball of hot stuff, but it's not like there's a large pile of wood at the center. A flame

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Text - That sounded made up so doggedly persevered Google difference between sun and my fireplace? Q Tous Images Shopping O Vidéos I understand that there is conceivably one. The answers offered several admissible distinctions:

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Text - The sun is big I knew that! The sun is not on fire. I did not know that Follow up: how do you define fire? If it looks like fire and feels like fire, why isn't it fire?

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Text - the more explanations I read, the less I understood the sun as a concept The fact that it looks like it's on fire is a bit of a coincidence. ??? eventually, my unflinching investigation of the sun brought me to this page and it was like, this is not what I asked but finally an answer that makes sense:

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Text - If Moths are attracted to light, why don't they all try and travel towards the sun? They do, but when the sun turns off during the night they all fly back down again.

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Gym Bro Fails Deadlift, Makes Sure Everyone Knows

 

Might've overcommitted on that one, my dude. 

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The Quietest Dishwasher In The World

 

Ain't nothing quiet about that. 

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Sheep Figures Out How to Use Trampoline

 

It must be weird to be a sheep on a trampoline. Your whole life has just been monotonous, sturdy, non-springy ground. Then one day, all of a sudden you feel like you can fly. "What is this magic?" you think with your small sheep's brain, now crackling with possibility. "Can I use this to eat grass better?" your idiot sheep's brain tells itself. Well at least it looks like it's having fun.

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Entitled Mom Gets Rejected, Makes Threats

Oh man, this especially entitled mom decided she'd go ahead and spew out all kinds of nonsense after being rightfully rejected. Yes, in this world people actually expect fair compensation for their services. On top of that, after being rejected the mom threatens to tell on the tutor for being unfriendly. 

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Text - Hi Anna this is contacting you about the French lessons for my daughter. sister 5:23 PM Hi! 5:23 PM I hope you're having a good weekend. My daughter is excited to start learning in preparation for our vacation to Paris next summer. Can you tell me your rate? 5:24 PM

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Text - As I say to i my normal rate is $50 an hour however because she is his niece I will do for only $40 per hour. Weekend afternoons is best because then I'm not tired from working. If I come to your home it's better however you have 5:26 PM option to come to my place. 40 is much too high I was under the impression you were going to do this cheaply as a favor to I'm thinking more along the lines of 5 an hour. Think of all the MMS points you'll score with the boss. 5:26 PM $5? Sarcasm? 5:27 PM

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Text - No dear as I mentioned I was under the impression you were doing this as a favor to YOUR BOSS. 5:28 PM $40 is a great offer and is not high for a quality tutor as I am. I never told a favor. I only tell him I would would tutor for 5:29 PM subtract $10. How about 7 an hour? 5:29 PM Nyet 5:30 PM

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Text - That's not French that's Russian. 5:30 Pt I'm Russian 5:30 PM So you're not even French? 5:30 PM Nyet 5:31 PM How can you teach French if you're Russian? 5:31 PM I don't understand? Why can't a Russian person teach French? 5:31 PM

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Text - What I mean is if you're not French why are you charging so much? Your rates should be much lower. You're not an actual French woman so my daughter's lessons will be second hand. 5:32 PM Because I speak French fluently, I have experience teaching French and I have ACTFL certification. Also $40 is not much. I can teach her just as well as any French person could. Is true I don't know all cultural references however this isn't needed information to 5:33 PM learn a language.

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Text - Let's just settle at 10 and Saturdays are perfect for my daughter. 5:33 PM Nyet. I will only teach for $40 5:34 PM I which you wouldn't use that word it sounds so harsh and aggressive. 5:34 PM There's no need to be stubborn. told me you would do this for us as a favor. Do it for 10 and l'll recommend you to other people. 5:35 PM No 5:35 PM

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Text - Excuse me? He's your boss he's not going to like it when I tell him about this unfriendly exchange. 5:37 PM Where is unfriendly messages? I'l print a copy of the text messages for him Monday and he will see 5:38 PM there is not any unfriendliness. I'll talk to him before that and he won't want to hear anything from you. 5:38 PM

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Text - :( I'm not going to teach your daugh- ter French. This conversation is 5:39 PM over so you have a good day. Excuse me honey? Dot get snippy with me I don't know who you think U are but you don't get get snippy with me. 5:39 PM I'm not one of your little Russian boys I'm an adult and you don't have the privilege to treat me rudely. 5:40 PM potato potato 5:40 PM What?? 5:40 PM

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True Treasures From The Scottish Twitter World

Oh yes, good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down. You can really get a taste of the Scottish culture in their tweets. We don't necessarily always understand what they're talking about, but that also might be the best part. If you enjoyed these Scottish twitter gems, check out some more over here.

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Text - Innes @6lnnes A hink it's about time a downed tools wae the Fifa n found a new hobby am 22 n anytime a concede a goal a gee ma pillow 10 rapid n start shouting at aww ma wee virtual players calling them cheating fat cows

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Text - Ross Sayers @Sayers33 Even though I have a Scottish accent I still put on a Scottish accent when I say 'there's beena murder' >

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Text - Doc B @keiranDoc_ Emergency at Glasgow Airport polis on route. Apparently theres a Thomas Cook pilot wanderin about the runway wae his tap aff shoutin "she's turned the planes against us"

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Text - Jen @JenG1210 Make a change from rattling your sisters arse Steve @SteveTheBhoy81 · 1h i would love to rattle some rangers fans jaws.

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Text - MarkRants @MarkRants_ Mental how ye get aw these wee daftys that think they can fight but are constantly on drugs skinny as fuck threatening folk... sit doon Crackie Chan

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Nose - Myajoy Muldoon @myaj0ymuld00nx Av been slagged for mine since a was a wain to the point where someone said "she widny snort lines she'd snort paragraphs" @Iness213_ · 10 Sep Sco pa tu manaa :

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Text - Liam @LiamN96_ The 240 is defo the hardest bus in the land. Goes through Motherwell, Bellshill, Viewpark, Tunny, Tollcross, Parkheed n the gallowgate, could take the side road tae Libya and nobody wid bat an eyelid

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Street sign - lewis @lewisa95 how's life going?? me: it's going Pinkerton Doon Hill 6

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Text - Andrew @A_Beveridge1398 Wits the script with curry sauce after ye leave it for ten minute it turns into a Yankee candle

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Text - dn @dnnnnnnn_ too funny when u get a photie when ur steamin n yer lit belter mate fuckin send me that right now acc cracker ma boy n ye wake up n it's the worst hing you've ever clapped eyes on

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Text - Neil @Neil_LFC_ In a gaff here an some lad has said the Titanic was an Insurance job. Amazing.

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Text - scott mcdonald @scott_mcdonaldX Popcorn n a ice blast oot the odeon Brendan Harkin @brendanjharkin · 03 Aug What the fuck did this person buy £13,178.64

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Text - Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_ my pals think living in scotland is ll beautiful rolling hills and friendly patter when in reality it's a junkie shouting 'ye goin for a shite hen?' at me because i'm carrying a 16 roll pack of toilet roll

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Text - Pàbíò @McGuigan664 Uni seems like a heavy laugh quid for a vodka n aw that patter till ye needty spend 4 year way cunts called harold who went on a gap year first to "find himself "

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Text - Rmaclean4 @rmaclean4 New Harry Potter sounds pish 00 02-UK ? 20:51 43% Harry Potter and cuddles with my wee guy It Like Comment 1

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Text - primal scheme @pcon666 what was the daftest thing yous ever got in trouble for in school? a got made to say ten hail Mary's in p7 cause ma teacher overheard me sayin that a hoped Louis Walsh died

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Text - ryan @beak97 See how Scottish people wear tops that say 'New York' or 'LA' do people from America wear tops saying 'Arbroath' or 'East Kilbride'

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Text - Went on a date last night n ended up splitting an ecciena just think no wonder am single behaving lit that

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Employee Gets Manager Promotion, Manager Proceeds To Quit

Now that's how you use the system against a maniacal outright toxic manager. Mike didn't know what to do. Beautiful work, really. There's also a tremendous amount of patience at play in this scenario. Sometimes you've got to wait it out to execute the perfect pro revenge. Check out another glorious tale of pro revenge with this scummy collection agency that messed with a guy's credit score.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/locusness • 208d + Join The time I got my manager a promotion so he quit I am going to have to be a little vague on some details to protect myself here so I can't discuss the type of business etc so its going to be a struggle. This is a lot of background to explain the kind of situation that developed over a decade, a place that was once truly fun to work at and easy to earn a bit of extra overtime became a dog eat dog struggle to survive, the low level peons like me were s

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Text - We were in a specific area of the business that was isolated and slowly being replaced by technology, so from over a thousand in our building it dropped to just around 250 when I left. Most of this was done through voluntary redundancy but the mangers were given incentive to fire as many as possible to save money on VR, and since manager jobs were also slowly being cut they were desperate to fire as many as possible but most were incapable of following procedure. Mike was that intelligent

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Text - A certain quantity of work at a certain level of quality was required, which everyone met. Yet they had a bottom and top 10 list and if you were on the bottom 10 list your job was on the line regardless if you met the basic requirements. Since there was always a bottom 10 by definition, there were always 10 people on the firing line. This might be vague but it has to be. Mike's team was a sort of clearing house for the bottom 10, we were shifted between shifts and teams for various reason

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Text - In short Mike was the executioner of the workforce, the most vulnerable to being fired were shifted around to his team so he could succeed where the others had failed. Sooner or later my time came, my health caused a series of absences while I had hospitalizations and Mike pounced into action. In the space of a year he made 7 attempts to fire me and each time I involved HR who stepped in and protected me. I approached HR to make a case that what was happening was wrong, not just to me but

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Text - I was told that there was nothing they could do, Mike was untouchable and had the full support of the upper management in our building because he was saving a lot of money in voluntary redundancy payouts by firing the vulnerable. Legally there might be a case but it would have to go through a court system and not through HR unless I had an example of him being hostile and abusive. The person I spoke to was very sympathetic and he suggested I look into some things related opportunities tha

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Text - It didn't occur to me instantly but weeks later as I sat at work listening to Mike talk about his family it clicked into place and my plan began to take form. Instead of making a complaint I gave a glowing review and had several others do the same. If we couldn't get the man fired for his actions, we could get him promoted into a job that he couldn't take. The managers in our area were not even being considered for transfers because they lacked the training and qualifications to be manage

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Text - Then we sat back and waited, a few months went by with nothing happening and I thought the attempt had failed but then we came in to Mike losing his mind, he was shouting at the shift manager (his boss) about how he wasn't being given a choice. Turns out the higher management had gotten our reviews, looked into his record and decided he was a perfect fit for the roaming manager position and since they were in the process of getting rid of managers in our area they insisted that Mike be pu

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Text - Mike had of course tried to refuse the promotion as was his right, but the higher management had made it a choice of accept the promotion or be demoted back to peon. Mike had a family and couldn't just uproot them whenever the company needed him elsewhere, and a demotion with a pay cut back into the workforce of people who despised him and that were slowly being culled was just as bad. So he asked for voluntary redundancy instead, and was accepted. His last day he went berserk shouting an

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Dude Needs Permit to Build Garage, Just Buys A Van

When solving a problem, it's important to think outside the bun. This homeowner found that if he wanted to build a garage, it would cost extra. So what did he do? He found a more mobile garage. For another intriguing loophole, here's a bold HOA fighting strategy in the form of a radio tower threat.

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Man Tries To Sell Smart Phone For Cheap, Choosing Beggar Flakes Out

Absolutely absurd. You almost have a hard time believing that this could possibly be an adult. Seriously, the behavior of a child at play here. For more juicy stuff from ridiculous choosing beggars, check out this choosing beggar's request that ended up landing them at a comedy club.

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The Wholesome Inspiring Story of Tamale Guy

Communities have their local legends. Whether it's a dude with a weird haircut who's hung out on the same corner for 40 years, or a mythical bringer of late-night tamales, people like this become a fixture of local culture. Even if you don't know the person, their fame can travel by word of mouth and they become a kind of real-life myth. Here's the tumultuous but uplifting recent story on the Tamale Guy. For something nice, here are some wholesome memes for a little boost.

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Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.

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Un-Self-Aware and Freaky Old Album Covers

You can't blame an artist for putting their heart and soul out there and doing their best. But you can totally laugh at weird and awkward album covers that use extremely tacky imagery or have become a straight up double entendre over time. There's no way of knowing if your band name is gonna become a synonym for a sex act, but hey, it happens.

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Album cover - Frathaban GOD'S CHOSEN PUPPET

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Album cover - DELTA STEREO He Touched Me Mrs:B" Bethel Lutheran Church A Selection of Favorite Hymns."Sung from the Heart" II.j CAM

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Motor vehicle - BROTHER MCQUEEN AND THE QUEENS MILP GO STEREO God's Not Dead at My House

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Poster - STEREO Sound Track MIKE CRÁIN Kuyarist Preacher GOD'S POWER

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Poster - SHIP AHOY! With Captain Hook and His Crew Calvary Steree AVns

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People - GRAMPIAN COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS WILLIE SUTHERLAND g- THE OLD RUGGED CROSS . ITISNO SECRET. GRACE . THE LORD'S MY SHEPHERD GOD BE WITH YOU AMAZING COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS NEARER MY GOD TO THEE. WHO AT MY DOOR IS STANDING THE FLOWERS THE SUNSET THE TREES WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS. LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART IN THE GARDEN

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People - STEREO "JESUS USE ME" ANGELUS RECORDS he Faith Tones

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People - STEREDMSP SOAS TNG ERATHBUNS featuring I've Tasted and I Know The Lord Is Good I TRIEU EVERYTHING I FOUND A BETTER WAY 1 HEARD FOOTSTEPS CALVARY WILL BE MY REFUGE THAT DAY IS ALMOST HERE TVE GONE THE WAY OF WRONG LOVE YOU JESUS LETS ALL SING A SONG ABOUT HIM BREAK ME DOWN ISo You Can Buld Me Up Again)

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Poster - BIUR33700 STEREO THE SVAERDER BROTHERS QUARTET 99¢ CHART BUSTIN' NUMBER ONE GOSPEL HITS INCLUDES THE BIO HIT SINGLE "THE GREAT SNATCH IS COMING ESUS ROOKS HOUNT ZON RECORDS

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Album cover - STEREO PRAISE The PRS 189 Simmons "THE TOUCH OF GOD"

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Adaptation - STER T Butch Yelton Upbound and Swing That Gospel Axe

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Hair - AMEN! Recorded Live ER And 36VERLMASSEGEE

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Album cover - ORVEL & ORVELLA "Lord Touch Me"

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Photo caption - MUSIC TO LURE PIGEONS BY THE NIGHT PASTOR AND SEVEN FRIENDS

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Album cover - COMPATOLE Jang Walhon Singers MINNION

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Album cover - CROWN v JOV CV.1058 THE AFTERNOON TEA-BAGGERS MALE QUARTET

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Text - AMASON TWINS Hallelujah! THE LORDS COMING AGAIN ERALD STEREO HIS S

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Tumblr Thread: The Convenience of Repurposed Greeting Cards

As convenient as a greeting card can be, it's a shame they only make them for boiler-plate events like birthdays and holidays. Sometimes you need a greeting card that gets at a more specific issue, and you have to use your creativity to devise a low budget solution. With a flick of a pen, any card can be expertly repurposed.

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Petty Revenge Tale: Sapphires Enrage Karen

Dave is obviously a very smart man. But with that being said, just picture the scenario of Karen suing. Judge could sure have a nice laugh out of that one. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/rosexknight • 1d Join Sapphires aren't a Karen's best friend. Not my story but my cousin's. Let's call him Dave. So Dave (34M) was dating a Karen for a really long time (like 4 years) and earlier this year he finally proposed. Now, Karen was a bit of a gold digger and a very entitled person. She was a bit of white trailer trash but fancied herself a rich lady. She was VERY vocal to all the other women in the family about how she wanted a "traditional" diamond ring and how

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Text - Now, Dave isn't super rich, but he does have a stable factory job and around here that's basically upper class, and his three-month salary would be between $3000 and $6000 depending on overtime. Needless to say, Dave did NOT want to spend that on a ring given the global situation and the fact that he could be laid off at any time (he'd been doing the ring shopping at the beginning of the year and thankfully wasn't laid off.) So Dave decided to look into alternatives and found white sapphi

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Text - He proposed, and told her it was a diamond and that he'd saved for a year. A bit of a dick move but it was him being petty. He told me it was probably his way of getting revenge for her being a Karen. However, it doesn't end there. As you can imagine, once the wedding planning started, it didn't go well. Karen was an entitled witch, and didn't understand why a GLOBAL PANDEMIC was cause enough to hinder her for having "her perfect day." It all came to a head one day when she and Dave had a

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Text - Karen kept the ring out of spite, something Dave didn't really care about. It didn't hold any value to him and he was more worried about the wedding he was now having to cancel and the texts he was getting from Karen's side. It took a few months but they all calmed down and he didn't hear from her until last month.

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Text - Turns out, she tried to pawn the ring to a pawn shop in town known for its jewelry because the owners were in the jewelry business before they switched to pawning. She was CONVINCED that she's get a few thousand for it since she still believed it was a diamond. The pawn shop offered her a couple hundred because it was a sapphire and the owner actually liked it. She called Dave several times and sent a billion texts (he never answered or picked up) DEMANDING that he pay her in cash what th

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Things That Got Way Harder With Age

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the things that people could do as kids that became way harder when they got older. It's funny how that works. Time does its thing, and all of a sudden, doing stuff like playing around on the dang monkey bars or screaming just cause you feel like it are completely ridiculous things to do as an adult. Getting older kind of sucks. 

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Text - Rockettokojiro• 1d 3 Awards the monkey bars Reply 1 4.3k ...

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Text - seriouslycoolname • 1d 2 Awards Fall down, yes. Bounce right back up, no. Thanks for the silver! Reply 2.3k ...

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Text - abeast0333 • 1d 4 Awards Make friends Reply 2.8k ...

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White - Vaiara • 23h Sleep well Reply 439 ...

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White - Dhepburn634 • 1d 2 Awards Be truly happy Reply 410

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Text - kevnmartin • 1d Run. I dream about running. I would give anything to be able to really run. Reply 182 ...

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Text - long_distance_life • 1d Scream without people wondering if I had a psychotic break or a crime was occuring. Reply 1.8k ...

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Text - Zedfourkay • 1d Bend down and touch my toes. I exercise regularly but still can't manage to do something I could do with ease when I was a kid. Reply 175 ...

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Text - CrazyScientist34 • 23h Spin around endlessly and not get dizzy. 2 spins will do the trick now & 5 will put me on the floor. Reply 227

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Text - MrsBuckley • 1d S 1 Award Cartwheels. l'd break my neck lol Reply 1.6k ...

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Text - HawaiianShirtsOR • 1d 3 2 Awards Watch TV or play video games for hours every day without feeling guilty that I'm neglecting something more important like work, chores, or exercise. Reply 743 ...

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Text - Blankly-Staring • 1d I used to be way more flexible. I'm literally only 20 and workout every day, and l'm still feeling stiff as a board. This getting older thing sucks absolute donkey balls. I want a refund. Reply 222 ...

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Text - KipsyCakes • 1d Eat a ton of food without dealing with acid reflux Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - ChaoticFirefly • 1d Lay on my belly and touch my back of the head with my feet without using my hands.

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Text - Ididntexistyesterday • 1d Ride a bicycle tbh. They say you never forget, but you can get very, very rusty... or fat Reply 449 ...

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Text - badninj4 • 1d Not be overwhelmed by existential dread or fear of the future. Reply 238 ...

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Text - BeastieBoy252• 23h I could do that zen-pose with both feet on top of my legs, and then RUN around on my hands. Boy I was talented Reply 42 ...

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Text - Renorico 20h Sitting with my legs crossed Get up from a chair and immediately run Touch my toes Sleep more than 5 straight hours Write legibly Reply 1 31 +

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White - BamboozleBird • 1d Fit into tight spaces Reply 36 ...

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Text - IntrovertedAsexual • 20h Walk into an elementary school without getting strange looks. Source: Went to a job interview last year and every single person that I encountered was immediately on guard. On one hand, it's good that they're protective of the students. It still felt pretty weird though. Reply

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Text - Michael70z • 1d 1 Award I could do this like goose honk. Can't describe it exactly, but by pushing all the air out at once I could make that noise. Now l'd be sitting there wheezing if I tried. Reply 944 ...

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Text - Flambam35 • 1d S 1 Award The splits. I used to jump into the splits. I think something in my leg is fucked up now because of it. I was reckless back then Reply 356 ...

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Text - itsthewendigo • 23h Play crash bandicoot flawlessly. I have no idea how I was that good at the game as a kid. I can't even get to the second island on the remake of the first game now. Reply 66 ...

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Text - Altruistic_Pumpkin • 22h Roller skating. Used to be pretty good as a kid then didn't do it most of my teen years. I tried again in college and ate pavement. Reply 12 ...

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Text - Spankmewithataco • 23h 1 Award Do nothing. If I don't do some kind of chore, I feel like the day was absolutely wasted. So I spend my days off working around the house to keep from feeling guilty. Then complain I never get a day where I can do nothing. Reply 1.5k

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Text - Dendad1218 • 1d 2 Awards Snowboard, l'm a paraplegic. Reply 1 586 ...

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Text - a_random_person_me • 1d Not care what others think about me Also, happy cake day! :) Reply 286 ...

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Misfortune Monday: A Lot Can Go Wrong

We can't stop every bad thing from happening in our lives. We can do our best to mitigate errors of our own fault, but sometimes, for no good reason, there's a snake in your toilet and your tires explode. Sometimes we have to face that the world is unpredictable. And in that world, boy oh boy are there many flavors of chaos.

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Plant

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Tire

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Floor

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Countertop

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Food

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Alloy wheel

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Auto part

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Dog

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Pink

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Motor vehicle - CIA

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Pc game

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Vehicle - 4 54% 3:34 PM (ROTARY LIFT

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Land vehicle - 2312 CTCCP

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Roof

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Food - The literal fruits of my labor, I grew this bad bo from a seed! It's a sugar baby watermelon

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Parents Stick It To Property Owner, Purchase Land, Sell It To Neighbor

Man, this property owner sounds like a cruel piece of work. Fortunately, the parents were able to engineer and successfully execute a pro revenge where they were able to blindside the property owner with an "offer" that ended up being $5K less than the original offer. The fact that they were able to reduce the amount of money the property owner made, on top of being able to give Sally her land is something special. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this tenant who took revenge on an evil landlord.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/IAmDinosaurROWR • 2y + Join Land Deal Gone Awry - A Tale of Vengeance Disclaimer: this tale of revenge was thought up, and carried out, by my parents and neighbor. My parents live in a nice, quiet neighborhood. For the most part, everyone gets along well and the neighborhood exists in its own little bubble; the only time you see people from outside the neighborhood bubble is on Halloween.

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Text - Our backyard neighbor, a single, middle aged woman who we'll call Sally, was kind of adopted by our family and came to all holiday parties and family get togethers. We all love her and that made our revenge all the more satisfying. Sally had a next door neighbor who owned a lot between Sally's house and her own. When the neighbor expressed an interest in selling the lot, Sally offered to purchase it and a deal was made. Unfortunately, Sally's neighbor died prior to the land deal being fin

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Text - My parents and Sally hatched a plan, though. My parents, whom RBF did not know, had an attorney draft a purchase offer for the empty lot. They offered several thousand less than Sally's original offer had been. RBF hemmed and hawed, but came back with a counter offer equivalent to Sally's original offer. My parents offered her five thousand less and she accepted. After the sale was finalized, my parents sold the lot to Sally for the same price they purchased it; Sally ended up receiving t

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Text - Another interesting tidbit - after purchasing the lot, my parents notified the town of their intent to not develop the property so nobody can ever build a single family dwelling on it. Killed two birds with one stone - no downhill neighbor and the property stays in the "family." TL;DR - Parents purchased property to sell to neighbor whom property owner refused to sell to, resulting in a loss of money to the original property owner. 3.1k 171 1 Share

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