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2020/12/09

Best Video Fails Of December (So Far) and more...

With the holiday season among us and this complete dumpster fire of a year coming to a close, let's unwind and watch some of the best fails of the month (so far)!
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Best Video Fails Of December (So Far) and more...


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Best Video Fails Of December (So Far)

 

With the holiday season among us and this complete dumpster fire of a year coming to a close, let's unwind and watch some of the best fails of the month (so far)!

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The Time an Australian Dude Told The PM to Get Off His Lawn

 

Last June the Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was giving a press briefing on a plan to help homeowners when one of those very same homeowners came out to tell everyone he just reseeded. It's gotta make you feel pretty powerful to be able to tell the head of your government to stop stepping on your grass.

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Woody Harrelson Realizes Liam Hemsworth's Brother Is Chris Hemsworth

 

At least Woody Harrelson embraced his embarrassing discovery in the middle of an interview with no ego and full humility. It really does seem like he never made that connection that Liam Hemsworth's brother is in fact Chris Hemsworth. 

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Incompetent Manager Forbids Overtime, Totally Backfires

There's no feeling quite like proving your manager wrong while also leaving them in a tight situation they orchestrated themselves. How often do you get to be right and have no strings attached? For another one, here's the time incompetent managers fired their all star employee.

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Text - Posted by u/HeyPesky 10 hours ago S 9 8 11 "sorry, you revoked my overtime privileges yesterday" oc s This was several years ago when I worked at a [redacted big name] coffee shop. My shift was 5am-1:30pm, and often around 1pm giant groups of kids on school field trips would come through the area (this was a coffee shop located in a major CA city, very close to a bunch of museums). I had been working a lot of overtime because of it, to help my coworkers through the rush.

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Text - I got written up by my supervisor for doing to0 many overtime shifts without approval. I was explicitly informed to not work overtime again, I had lost overtime privileges until corporate deemed I could have them again, and working overtime again prior to that would result in further disciplinary action.

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Text - The day after I was written up, right as my shift ended, 3 big buses FULL of kids unloaded and filled the shop. At 1:30pm on the dot my watch alarm went off and I went to go clock out. The store manager who wrote me up the day prior said, "wait where are you going?" I reminded her that I'd lost my overtime privileges, clocked out, retrieved the shift drink I'd made for myself right before the rush, and left. The next day I was informed my overtime privileges had been re-instated...

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Text - jpcog Score hidden · 13 hours ago · edited 12 hours ago Ah yes, the joys of incompetent management. Good job teaching them a lesson.

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Text - BanditFoo Score hidden · 12 hours ago "Who do you think you are? helping out coworkers and doing more work than you should?" -your manager probably

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Text - happyredditgifts Score hidden · 13 hours ago It was only the right thing to do after they wrote you up like that without even studying why you had to go on overtime.

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Text - Wowiejr Score hidden · 10 hours ago The correct response would have been to sit and finish your drink as slow as possible inside the store watching the $h!t storm go down. НеуPesky Score hidden · 9 hours ago A tempting idea, but there were like 3 dozen high schoolers in the store I needed to get out

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Tagged: manager , job , revenge , work , backfired , lol , story , overtime , win
       
 

Entitled Folks and Their Audacious Demands

You never know where somebody might come at you with a ridiculous demand of your time or money. Entitled people will message their exes to keep paying for their streaming services. Total strangers will throw tantrums when they can't get a free TV delivered to their house. It's incredible to witness these entitled folks and their demanding boldness.

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Screenshot - 7:03 AT&T NA N A l 94% i 8:36 * al 4% hey I know its last minute but would you be able to make a wedding cake by noon on Sunday? I can possibly fit something in by Sunday but its going to depend on what your interested in getting Something like this but not to big. I'm only expecting 300 people. Lol o wowww. I'm sorry that's gonna be impossible to fit in on such short notice. Ok l understand. Are you sure? On TV they complete bigger cakes than this in a short time. Are you a beginne

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Text - Sold Lenovo Laptop · 600 kr. Rate buyer 1,165 views 350 600 and you can have it It's good price 400 Please Not for me Give me free Please Please give me Yeah sure. Just tell me where you live i will be there in 20min. Should I also pay you for taking it from me?

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Text - Before you go out to buy that Pizza, steers, zebroz etc... First think about your friend who has a child and check if they won't need that money, if not then you can go out You and 1.5K others 1K O 644 A 5K

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Text - Make me a sick logooooooo 3h Like Reply if you pay. Then sure. Lmao 3h Like Reply 1 Lol gotcha. I see where we stand You do understand that by giving you credits on my twitch page would probably net you more buisness since I am a rapidly growing twitch page lol. Do you know how many people I've given free edits to? Because itll help me grow in the long making friends and putting my name on that edit? It's cool though. I won't expose your artwork to a few hundred more people lol 6m Like Re

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Text - Hello! One of my students lost their house due to tornado last week. They lost all their animals, and my student is absolutely distraught that they lost their cat. As their teacher, I wanted to buy them a cat as a surprise Christmas present. I asked my principal about it and she thought that was ahead idea. Turns out, she ended up telling the family, and now they are wanting a $1,000 pure bred cat. I do not have that kind of money, and I do not believe in "shopping" for pets, either. What

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Text - ... Can someone make me some good baked ham? And if you can't cook don't even offer 4 1 Comment O Like Comment A Share

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Text - Hi, I'm interested! Please contact me if this is still available. I would be willing to go spend $2000.00 Canadian let me know. 7:43 PM Friday Hi, I'm interested! Please contact me if this is still available. I would go as high as 2000.00 Cnd let me know, thanks. 3:05 PM Saturday 2000 is to low for us sorry 8:46 PM Tuesday Someone should explain to you what OBO means If you do not understand how to NEGOTIATE the best price for this machine why are they letting you answering the replies So

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Green - Yesterday at 5:49 PM . Went to walmart to get lunch meat and items for the week. As i went to pay the lady infront of me didnt have enough money to pay for groceries. So told the cashier i would pay her balance. The lady customer thanked me and asked if she could pick pick some other items she needed since i was paying for them. I told her sorry that i was in a hurry that was why i paid for her things and mine. She got mad at me and said i see how you people are 798 256 Comments 23 Share

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Text - Larry Tacoma, WA ***** (14) $2,200 13 min ago 900 in cash l'll come by right now. Just Now Come here with 900 and l'll beat the fuck out of you

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Text - 2 followers · 0 posts Follows you View Profile 1:31 PM Hello, I bought a copy of Awaken the Three and just saw that you are redoing the cover. Can you explain why? Also, will I be getting a refund for buying a copy with the old cover? Thanks. Hi rob! Thank you so much for your support. I hope you love the book. The one you purchased is the first printing as well as a first edition. The publisher and I both love the new art and think it will help sell more copies, which is why we are going

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Text - 2h I attended the grand opening of the new Marietta, GA store this morning, got there at 3 AM and was the 3rd person in line. Kind of shitty they gave everyone else after the 1st person a $5 gift card tbh. The 2nd person and I got there around the same time and waited in 27F degree weather for only 5 dollars? Really disappointed. holiday LIDL 88 203 Comments

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Text - Message $215 (15) 2:34 AM Hi, is this still available? 8:04 AM Yes 8:17 AM What's the lowest 8:18 AM 205 8:20 AM 150 8:20 AM That's too low sorry Seen a few seconds ago 8:22 AM 140 Message.

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Blue - is recommendations. | looking for ... 2h · A In search of free PS5. Anyone know where I could find one for free, and new in the box? Would he willing to wiggle a little in price. 94 New Hope 169 Crystal Robbinsdale 100 Maps NO RECOMMENDATIONS YET 8 3 Comments Mississippi River au Blvd

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Husband Uses Christmas Gift Early, Wife Catches Him

It sounds like when this husband got caught red-handed he tried to deflect his self-created predicament back onto his wife. His very wife that was loving enough to invest her resources in a meaningful, generally badass Christmas gift. When you get caught like he did the best course of action is to just own up for your mistake, and not try to deny what you did. That only makes it worse. 

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Text - WIBTA for returning my husbands Christmas present after he snooped, opened and started using it? Not the A-hole Just as a start up I would like to say that he literally went digging to find the gift. I hid it in our attic in a tote of summer clothing, which he literally never gets into. He never steps foot in that attic because he is terrified of spiders.

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Text - So, anyways, my husband has been saying for months that the only thing he wanted for Christmas was a VR headset. Hes wanted one since they came out with them so it's been a hot minute that hes been obsessed with these rigs. So when I found the VR he wanted on Black Friday for $200 less than the original asking price, I immediately bought it. When I got home with the gift, he was in the garage so I quickly ran the item to the attic and hid it. The item was still in the box, in the bag, wit

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Text - When I was in the attic my husband came inside and yelled up the stairs to ask what I was doing and I told him I was sifting through stuff to see if I had any extra snow pants for a friend (which she had asked me for the day prior). He didnt question it, at that point. However, he must have felt something was up because when I left for work the next day, he found the gift after he went snooping. I came home early from work due to them scheduling too many people on and when l returned I fo

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Text - I was so pissed off and upset about this. Not only did he ruin the surprise but I didnt get to see his fucking face light up when he opened it, which I had been looking forward to. As soon as he heard me clear my throat he ripped the headset off and said something like "Oh, you're home early. I found this and wanted to test it out before you gave it to whoever you bought it for." I will admit that me immediately starting to cry was over the top excessive. I was just extremely bummed out.

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Text - A_BEAVER_HAUSEN • 1d • Asshole Enthusiast [9] 3 5 Awards I thought it was for your brother!! Does your husband always treat you like he thinks you're the village idiot? Tell him, you snoop, you get poop. NTA Reply 4.3k ...

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Text - ladyk1487 • 1d "I thought it was for someone else so I opened it and set it up under my name." Yea and l'm giraffe with 16 legs and the president of the US. NTA give it to your brother. Also don't let him gas light your feelings. You have every right to be upset and react in the way you did. Reply 605 3 + •..

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Text - cyfermax • 1d • Prime Ministurd [446] NTA. Imo, it's worse if he thought it was for someone else. Why would he think your brother should get a used gift? Of course, that's not what he thought - he knew it was for him and just wanted to use it. Still an asshole - infact a bigger one for lying about it. # Q Reply 4 502 3 ...

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Text - CountingTheRavens • 1d • Asshole Enthusiast [7] 1 Award NTA. And honestly his response would piss me off even more, because he's trying to shift the problem from himself to you - "Well yeah, I opened the game, but you overreacted like crazy. Jeez, what is your problem?" Return it and get him $200 worth of socks, in the VR headset box. But make sure you hide the box again, just to see what happens this time. Reply 8.8k 3 ...

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Text - queenoreo • 1d • Supreme Court Just-ass [105] NTA. It's even worse that he "thought it was for someone else so I tested it". Who plays with someone else's gift? l'd never put that much effort into a gift for him again. He ruined your gift by being a greedy child. Q Reply 609 ...

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Text - Ciecie33 • 1d• Certified Proctologist [24] 4 Awards NTA - but your husband certainly is a world class asshole. He knew the gift was for him. At least, he better have known because in opening an electronic item, that makes it unreturnable (at the very least - it would have a return fee). And, who wants a pre- opened gift? Everyone knows when an electronic item has been opened ! He is such a jerk for opening it and playing with it (knowing that Christmas was coming). And, to top it all off

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Text - hannahsflora • 1d • Asshole Aficionado [19] 57 Awards NTA. You know this, but your husband is lying. He DIDN'T think it was for your brother - he knew it was for him. Those VR headsets require you to either set up a new account or link an existing one, so by his own story, he took your brother's gift and just put all of his own shit into it? Come on. He knows he fucked up, but is trying to deflect back on you by making you feel bad for your reaction. And by the way, given this exact set-u

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Text - esmoves • 1d • Asshole Enthusiast [6] NTA. He is a real ass. So he claims he thought it was for your brother and proceeded to open it and use it,... First of, this is a lame excuse. Second, you don't open packages and use stuff that is a presentator some one else. I would return it. And I might not get him any other present for the rest of the year. Why bother? He has zero respect for presents. All Christmas is ruined now. I might even be so upset I would go to my parents or friends to ce

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Text - dumpsterfireofalife • 1d • Partassipant [3] NTA. I'd the do the same. And who the fuck opens someone else's gift to play it because he wants one. He did this knowing it was a gift for him. Take it the fuck back. I don't think you crying was over the top. l'd calmly go in. Put it all back in the box tell him you're going to the store with it and leave. Get him to understand he fucked up. He's an adult he should know better. + Reply 115 •..

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Text - medusas_tits • 1d You're NTA but I think that pretty much all these suggestions are immature AF. Talk with him and let him know how this made you feel and explain that actions have consequences and that he can now buy his own headset. If you follow these other suggestions, you're not communicating and can add to this tension. E Q Reply 215

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Text - Practical_Heart7287 • 1d • Certified Proctologist [24] 1 Award NTA at all but your husband sure is. Could you box it up and hide it really well or even give to a family member to hold on to? Wait and give it to him for his birthday. Go buy underwear and socks and wrap those up in a box in a similar size of the VR headset. Watch his head explode when he opens it and don't say a word. Bonus points if you open gifts on a Zoom call with family so if he would say something about where the VR h

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Text - roguechickennugget • 1d • Partassipant [1] NTA. l'd be more mad about the obvious lie. It's one thing to be inconsiderate and impatient, it's another thing to think your spouse is stupid. Who would believe that? Who tests other people's gifts? "I'm sorry. I found it and I was just so excited, I didn't even think." Not that hard. I wouldn't take it back. Truthfully, it's already got his cheetodust fingerprints and forehead sweat on it. Don't buy him anything else, though. Q Reply 54 <5 ...

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Text - Luna-Strange • 1d • Certified Proctologist [21] NTA. Even if he really thought it was for your brother he never should have opened the boxes. Reply 1 25 +

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Text - marthamania • 1d NTA but your husband is. Either he's blatantly lying and knows it's his gift (obviously he does), or he just opened a Christmas gift for someone else just so he could play it. Reply 38 3 ...

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Text - Persimmon_Puree • 1d • Partassipant [2] NTA. Aren't gifts given by the giver? A grown adult couldn't wait a couple weeks for a major (and wholly recreational) gift from their SO? Your husband sounds like TA just based on the fact that he felt completely entitled to "test out" someone else's gift and take away their moment of unboxing/opening plastic/etc. I'd return it and get him something else. The system will now always remind you of this bullshit every time you see it. Q Reply 35 5 +

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Text - SweetDangus• 1d NTA. You could absolutely return it, however.. doing that may start something really unpleasant for both of you. This isn't suggest sitting down with him and explaining to him how much this hurt you, why it hurt you, and your disappointment in him. You have every right to return the gift, bc he was a total child and an asshole, but this could turn into an explosive ordeal. I really do think talking about it would help.. if it doesn't help and he is still acting like a mass

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Text - sergeantsexxy • 21h YWBTA. Yeah he shouldn't have snooped. Yeah it sucks. Maybe he knew it was his. But why would you return it because he "ruined the suprise for you?" To return it would just be petty. Just wrap it up and make him wait till Christmas still. Move past it and let him know how annoyed you are by what he did. Maybe threaten if he ever does that again you will return the item. Reply 5 3 ...

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Text - GraviTeaTime• 1d NTA. He ruined what was supposed to be a heartfelt gift because he's impatient and can't respect boundaries. IfI were you, l'd go along with his lie, thank him for testing it, and then give it to your brother as a gift from both of you. Petty and assholish, but damn would it be satisfying to let his lie bite him in the ass. É QReply 4 10 ...

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Trashy Moments That Flooded The World With Garbage

People aren't always on their A game. It's not hard to find moments of pure selfishness, gross neglect or destructive weirdness. Most people agree to try to be decent to each other, but sometimes people don't get the memo and you end up with trashy moments bubbling with garbage-ocity.

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Hat - LOOK LIKE A STAR? Kyrie & Josh Bill BIKyde says her husband's Kid Rock impersonation is ruining her life

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Floor - Hi neighbor! I saw that you received my food! I hope it's sitting well in your belly. I was really looking forward to that pasta. My delivery driver made a mistake but it would have been pretty simple for me to go outside and see it on your step instead. Also, I know you have it because Door Dash provides pictures upon delivery ;) welcome

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Pizza - D0 15 16 Comments O Like Comment Tremember getting into a terrible argument with the people who lived there because I tried recreating that scene with my friends. We had six pizzas ready to fly. One landed on their car lol. I cleaned it up myself, but that did not seem to calm the woman who lived there one bit. I almost spat on her. Never going again

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Hair - ANGIE ALLAN CHEAT N ASSHOMEWRECKER WIFE Local Business Owner

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Screenshot - 7m • E I have a Garage Full of Refurbished Toys, me and Friends clean the toys up from burial sites all over the county and package them up for resale CHARAD. THE TUENTY TROUSAMB LEAGE ONDER THE SEA MANC JURT WASA $25 MESSAGE Refurbished Grave Site Children's Toys 1 7 Comments Like לן Comment So you take toys off children's grave sites? As in steal them?!? Like Reply

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Hairstyle - ull T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 08:44 @ 24% Well my hubby and I are engaged but no married but basically I am an army wife. He hasn't enlisted but has been thinking about joining the military. He loves airborne so I suggested he get a tattoo of it on his neck. I know he never went to the school but he's basically airborne in his heart. So proud of my hubby for getting an airborne tattoo based off my suggestion! He doesn't need to enlist! It's how he feels. AIRBORNE

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Pill - A social media influencer filmed himself tricking elderly and homeless people into eating bars of soap covered in chocolate.

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Adaptation - SCCT Regional Water Authority is in Hamden, Connecticut. Yesterday at 7:20 PM · AUTHO WATER 170 YEARS TRUSTED INCE S We are saddened to report that Hamden's historic "Door Tree," a natural feature celebrated for nearly 150 years, has been cut down by vandals. The RWA Police Department is currently investigating. If you have any information as to who may be responsible, please contact us at 203-562-4020.

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Style - Y'all I cannot make this shit up. Pull up to get gas and these things are chilling 481 72 Comments

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Finger - I just lost 2 of my nails mashing up this dressing.. if they die they die!! Lmfaooo!! UMO

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Brown - Poquoson Trash and Treasure ... not stolen Fully Frozen shredded chicken taco Bell meat never been opened never been thawed C-482 SAVORY SHREDDED CHICKEN ID# 00000093 GIN# 00SES5 MFG: 10 2/2O USE BY 06/29/21 $100 GLOUCESTER, VA Taco Bell shredded chicken meat MESSAGE O Like Comment

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Merciless Petty Revenges From Petty Masterminds

Pulling off the successful petty revenge is its own kind of art form. It takes patience and calculation. It seems like a whole lot of the world's pettiest revenges are inspired by people getting into passive aggressive altercations in the parking lot. Or, more specifically, just not parking where you're supposed to park. Check out some more of the pettiest petty revenge cases over here.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Book_devourer • 13h + Join 2 9 4 3 6 3. My mother the queen of petty I posted this story in a comment and it was suggested that I post it here. The house I grew up in was next to the entrance to a neighborhood walking path that partially wrapped around the backyard. We had new neighbor lady that moved in a few houses down. She would take her dog for walk every evening and wave her flash light at our house right into our dining room where we would be having dinner at that

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Text - My mom queen of petty got the largest powered flashlight she could find and would wait on the balcony till the lady got close to the house and near nigh blinded the woman for a week coming and going. The whole neighborhood heard her screeching, stop l'll stop over and over. That was when we all learned to never cross my mother. 3.7k 3 71 ↑, Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Flaminsalamander • 22h + Join 為124G5B4 Steal my spot. Have fun getting out. So I drive a large 80s van with poor visibility and no rear view. Yesterday as I was backing in a parking spot next to my coworkers truck with the passenger side corner of my van just in the spot I look in the drivsrs side mirror and a prius has crammed himself in between me and the spot to squeeze past me. I tried to freak him out by backing within inches of him but the dude wouldn't back down so

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Text - r/pettyrevenge Join u/bhoang143 • 1d 2 S 4 8 4 Want to cut a line of people waiting for a parking spot? I don't think so Reading the recent parking petty revenge stories reminded me of something that happened to me a few years ago. I had gone to the mall with my friends. When we pulled into the mall, the parking lot was maybe 80% full. By the time we exited, there were rows of cars in parking lane, all situated to the right so there was an empty lane fo other drivers to drive through the

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Text - Luckily for the driver who was first in line waiting, my car was in prime position for them to pull in. As my friends piled into the car, another car decided to not wait in line and bypass everyone using the empty row on the left. They braked hard when they saw I had my backing out lights on and put their flicker on to cut the person in the front of the line. Since I was preparing to back up out of the spot, I saw this scene unfold in my rear view mirror. The car had blown past my own car

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Text - Needless to say, when I pulled up behind the car who was trying to cut at the end of the parking lane, they were pissed, but damn did I feel satisfied. 4 3.3k 54 ↑, Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/extrafakenews • 2d 1 3 2 You want my parking space?? The story of the lady parked in two spaces posted here earlier today reminded me of one I did about 3 years ago. I was at Target shopping for Christmas gifts for my wife and son. It was early December, so the lot was pretty full, and naturally there were a few cars driving around hoping to find a parking spot. I had just got back to my car, loaded my items into the trunk, and went to return my shopping cart when

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Text - behavior I get back in my car, hook up my phone to the USB, start the engine... and then HONK HONK HONK this shrill mercedes honk. I look out my passenger side mirror and see she's sitting there glaring at my car still like "get out of my way idiot" so I stop the engine, get out of the car, and go back inside the Target to get a Starbucks and take a second look at the Lego isle. She was visibly fuming when I got back out, all I did at this point was go into the protected pedestrian walkwa

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/NO1SON • 1d My work dilemma So this is petty as hell, but truly makes me grin. This happened today at work. I work at a small firm with only 3 workers currently. We all drink a lot of tea, so the rule is that they D and T bring the water and I bring the milk (the tap water at our work is NASTY). It usually works out except D is a Karen and also forgot the water last week, and today. Since she forgot last week I went out and bought everyone drinks so we had somethin

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Text - By almost the end of the day I went downstairs to boil my last bottle of water, set up my tea and went to the bathroom, when I came back both D and T made teas out of my water. When I asked if there was any water left D responded with "only enough for Ts drink, plus you have had lots of teas today", I was annoyed but it was ok because I still had my milk. So I took the milk, poured it into a mug, nuked it and then made my whole tea out of all of the milk, and went back upstairs. I could h

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Blue - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Internal_Researcher8 • 2d 8 4 3 6 E 3 Park in two spaces? Enjoy waiting to get back in your car! I went out to eat at a local fast food place before going to work. When I arrived, the parking lot was full except for one space - - but some inconsiderate bafoon had parked across the line. I wasn't about to make myself late waiting for another space to open up. Thankfully, there was enough room for me to pull into this last space which was next to the driver's door of

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Text - While I was inside waiting for my food (I'd already ordered), a woman came inside upset that someone had parked blocking her in. The manager went outside with her to look. While they were out there, my order was called so I took my food and sat down to eat. My table was right next to the door. They came back in, I heard the manager tell her there is nothing he could do because "the other car is clearly parked in a single space". She proceeded to go table- to-table asking who's car that wa

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Text - I just drove away without even acknowleging her. Edit: a common question in the comments was "why didn't she just get in the passenger side and slide over?". Three reasons: 1. Very large woman. 2) compact car 3) as I walked past her car, I saw that it was rather full of clutter so no room to even get in the passenger side let alone move across. 7.6k 214 ↑, Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/nullcharstring • 12d 1 2 1 e1 S 1 8 1 Revenge for engineers treating techs badly About 45 years ago I worked for a company that designed and manufactured hard disk controllers for minicomputers. I was a lowly bench tech, finding solder bridges and bad ICs and then testing the units. The company had a design engineer who exhibited, shall we say, a high degree of privilege. He treated the technicians like crap, stole their tools and scope probes and was just generall

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Text - After I had been there for about a year, the company decided to move to Silicon Valley. Being a skilled technician, I was tasked with removing the public address system from the old building and installing it in the new building. You can probably see where this is going. The engineer in question got a PA speaker installed directly over his desk, at least 10 feet high, and its volume level was set to maximum. I also made it a practice of asking him if he was hearing the pages OK every time

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Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends

Those plants do a whole lot more for humans than just providing oxygen. This post claims that plants are also invaluable when it comes to humans keeping a grasp on their sanity. It turns out that the plant doesn't even have to be real. Just being able to merely look at something resembling a plant helps keep the mind's corridors from being overran by the ghostly howls of pure insanity. Check out some more random gold from Tumblr with this thread about vegan clothing vs. fur clothing.

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Text - zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or in completely inclosed societies at any point in human history in part because we need a decent circadian rhythm from the sun and to see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed in something with structural insecurities, like we are legit predisposed to go psycho So hear me out Story plot:Everything is going fine with a fifteen year space mission Everyone's in good

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Text - multimusemania You just described my entire week. brunhiddensmusings is this why 'cowboy beebop' had a bonzai garden on thier ship?

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Text - the sanity room kiwilemonteanonsense It absolutely is why Cowboy Bebop has a bonzai garden on their ship. zachsanomaiy it's also why we want people on space missions to grow their own food even if we are aiming for the ability to cellularly grow meat, like a 3d printed ready-to-eat steak that never was a cow, we still want to use the tried-and-true method of growing our own plants

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Text - not just because hey free oxygen or aww cute III friend plant companions but because humans become extremely distressed if we can't see or interact with plants, and we become depressed and lethargic. Even just looking at a plant -- even a fake plant -- reduces stress levels in humans we don't even do well in daily work conditions that don't involve plants we're like little geckos in a jar with food and water we need some sticks and leaves or we'll lose the will to do gecko stuff arrowrapt

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Chefs Share Basic Cooking Tips for The Masses

Having even a rudimentary knowledge of how basic flavors work is a guaranteed way to improve your cooking and your quality of life. Seriously, knowing just a little bit about how to add salt to food can be night and day. Also it helps to be told that you shouldn't try to catch a falling knife. In addition, here are people's most treasured budget recipes that got them through hard times.

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Tweets About The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Adulthood

There's no denying that times were just simpler when we were kids. Some of the biggest things we had to worry about back in the day were minor homework assignments, or just getting to class on time. As you grow older though, the whole world seems to become infinitely more complex and prone to an infuriating, endless procession of problems. These tweets certainly do a solid job at portraying the emotional rollercoaster that is adulthood. 

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood. The weather makes you angry now.

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Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Welcome to adulthood. Cancel the exorcism, the groaning and creaking sounds are you.

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Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Welcome to adulthood. Cancel the exorcism, the groaning and creaking sounds are you.

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Text - Trey @treydayway Just saw the wind take a kid's balloon away and he just stared at it as it floated away. Not a cry or anything, just watched it. Welcome to adulthood kid.

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood, where youthful optimism is replaced by anger when the grocery store cashier bags your items out of the order you specifically put them on the belt.

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Text - Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy panic attacks.

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood. You have a plastic bag filled with 56 other plastic bags now.

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Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: Don't hit people. 4-year-old: But I really want to! Welcome to adulthood, kid.

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Text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 8 year old son: I feel icky. Me: Welcome to adulthood.

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Text - *Wellness Witchery*- @TheMandiEm Welcome to adulthood. You always have at least 6 remaining dirty dishes after filling the dishwasher

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Text - Celeste Yvonne @andwhatamom Welcome to adulthood. Freezer space is now a commodity.

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Welcome to adulthood. You now have strong opinions on mattresses.

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Text - TheBabyLady @thebabylady7 Welcome to adulthood, be careful handling bleach while wearing your good sweatpants.

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Text - *Wellness Witchery* @TheMandiEm Welcome to adulthood! You have 4,302 emails in your inbox yet you go 2.5 weeks on average between seeing grown ups you actually like in person. Everything is simultaneously crowded and lonely

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Text - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Welcome to Adulthood. Don't get too excited about getting 6 hours of sleep, that just means your back will be EXTRA sore for the next week, at least.

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Text - WittyLouWhoTM @WittySassBasket Welcome to adulthood. You now have a favorite brand of antacids.

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Text - Celeste Yvonne @andwhatamom Welcome to adulthood. You now have a favorite toilet stall at the office.

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Text - the Mom TruthBomb Mom Truthbemb @momTruthBomb Hello and welcome to adulthood. If you do not yet have several drawers in your house full of various cables, wires, and adapters, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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Text - Elf on the hill @Mom_Overboard Welcome to adulthood. You are bored and angry and you don't know why.

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Text - Elf on the hill @Mom_Overboard Welcome to adulthood. Your body now crackles like a carnival glow stick when you get up.

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Text - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow you'll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident for three days

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Text - The Mom at Law® @TheMomAtLaw Welcome to Adulthood. The quality of your day is now completely dependent on whether you remembered to bring lip balm and Advil when you left the house.

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Text - The Mom at Law® @TheMomAtLaw Welcome to Adulthood. The quality of your day is now completely dependent on whether you remembered to bring lip balm and Advil when you left the house.

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Text - BRIANIAC @BGH70 Welcome to adulthood, where you'll spend 90% of your time wondering how some of these fuckers made it to adulthood.

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Text - Wonder Kitten @Tw1tter_K1tten Welcome to Adulthood, I hope you like Ibuprofen.

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Text - Nicole Betz @TomHankslsHot "Hi, welcome to adulthood. My name is dread and l'll be taking over for excitement."

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Comedy Gold From Legendary Comments Troll, Ken M

Just in case you're unfamiliar with Ken M, it's an online parody account that has consistently delivered comedy gems in the comments section. Ken M will swoop in on an otherwise civil comments section and spice that whole scene up with masterful precision. There's nothing better than seeing someone else online fall for Ken M's tactics. 

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Label - PORTABLE PROTEIN tnat's FOOD NEW PACK Oscar Mayer EXCELLENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN 13g Sn Oscar Mayer ***** (255 ratings) O Like 885,120 likes · 8,194 talking about this · 3,310 were here Ken M hello Is it safe to cook your beef franks in the crock pot Like Comment Share February 25 at 1:57pm Oscar Mayer Hey Ken – Try checking out our recipe site. We have tons of recommendations on how to cook our dogs! http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/ Oer Recipes By Kraft Foods - Easy Recipes, Desserts &

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Colorfulness - Big Asteroid Flies By Earth Tonight: How to Watch Live Mike Wall 22 hours ago SPACE Astronomy Science, Social Science, & Humanities The near-Earth asteroid 2003 DZ15 will come within 2.2 million miles (3.5 million kilometers) of our planet. The online Virtual Telescope Project will stream live footage of 2003 DZ15 beginning at 6 p.m. EDT tonight. Ken M • 22 hours ago | Remove why use your computer to gaze at something in the natural world? you can bet that ill be watching it in my

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Chin - mpported Lpregnanty birthe sitter crawier todaler toddler 24 Growing up Gerber www.gerber.com v Liked - Gerber 6,656,370 likes · 13,394 talking about this Ken M safe to heat up the baby food in the oven? March 18 at 4:46pm - Like Gerber @Ken - Give us a call and we'll be glad to help with this. We're here 24/7. call 800-255-2164. March 18 at 8:23pm - Like Ken M Thank You our grandson ate hot baby food and now his belly is running a fever March 19 at 6:23am - Like Cotyy 20secunds I heat my

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Amber - White Castle White Castle 946,074 likes · 16,614 talking about this O Like Message * Jaimie Colon > White Castle October 11 at 7:10am : Come to Florida PLEASE... All we have is CRYSTALS and it sucks... Theres nothing like a white castle burger..O Like · Comment 6 3 people like this. Top Comments - White Castle Hi, Jamie. We hope to be in the sunshine state in the near future! We think a Castle would look great under the palm trees. Like · Reply · 02· October 11 at 11:13am Qhite Ken M Hi

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Goggles - WHEATTES MP LIFETIME ACHIEVEM Wheaties @Wheaties Ken M > Wheaties 19 hrs good product but what happen to the old box Like Comment Share WHEATES Wheaties O Hi Ken, Thank you for your question. What do you mean by old box? Let us know. Like Reply 12 hrs Ken M i remeber when instead of sport athletes your box just had a picture of a giant Wheatie Like Reply - 11 hrs Wheaties O Thank you for clarifying, Ken. Yes, We do alternate our packaging. We have in fact been featuring more commemorat

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Screenshot - DON'T JUST GET CLEAN GET CHARMIN CLEAN Charmin Charmin O @charmin · Household Supplies O Send Message Home About Photos Videos More - Ib Like Q ... Ken M we've been a proud CHARMIN family for yr's but how come you dont make it easier for older folks to buy your product Like · Reply · 1w A Author Charmin O We're beary thankful for your family's trust and loyalty in Charmin, Ken. We're honored you and yours depend on us to help you enjoy every go! Please know, this year has had many c

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Text - HAMBURGERS NO DELAY IN-N-OUT In-N-Out Burger Company Ken M > In-N-Out Burger Yesterday at 4:50am - what happen to the ketchup dippers Like Comment Share In-N-Out Burger O Thanks for your post, Ken. We use standard ketchup packets at all of our locations. You're welcome to give us a call at (800) 786-1000 if you have any questions. Thanks again! Colene Like · Reply 22 hrs Ken M well on friday your store was out of potatoe fries so we had to dunk our fingers into the ketchup dip Like Reply

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Display device - Karate Combat ... April 5 at 3:20am - 0 Karate Combat Official trailer!100 Visit www.karate.com for all of our fights with the complete interactive Heads Up Display. DE EGYPT ISRAEL UKRAINE PANY Vs. ARGENTINA Vs. ITALY BRAZIL 135K Views O Like O Comment A Share 0O8 4.9K Most Relevant - M I'd love to compete in this Like Reply 1w Karate Combat Hi M - Please e-mail fight@karate.com Like - Reply - 1w M Will do Like Reply 1w Ken M you will need a trainer but I demand 100% COMMITMENT

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Green - HANDSOME Handsome Brook Farms @HandsomeBrookFarms . ricultural Cooperative i Sign Up 2 handsomebrookfarm.us11.list-manage.com Ken M Handsome Brook Farms ... January 18, 2017 · O we spent wedding money on a set of stainless steel Cuisinart cookware and your eggs burned one of our pans O Like O Comment A Share L Who are you blaming? Like · Reply · 3y Ken M Brook Handsome Farm needs to put a warning label on the eggs or put a refund when they burn peoples pans Like · Reply · 3y S I guess I

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Blue - Watch SpaceX launch NASA's new planet-hunting satellite here Devin Coldewey TechCrunch April 18, 2018 Ken M 22 days ago km As a scientist, sometimes envy the ignorant. To me, the discovery of a new planet is mundane. To you, it is a grand marvel beyond all comprehension. A Reply 1 75 Kirstin 22 days ago Planetary scientists are excited. Maybe this is outside of your field of study, and that's why you're not excited. :-) Really, though, it's not about any single planetary discovery but abo

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Cuisine - 8 Great Ways to Use Thanksgiving Leftovers By Sunset Magazine | Healthy Living - 11 hours ago M Email f Share g +1 A Print 1 Tweet Pinit Ken M • 10 hours ago | Report Abuse 오 2 O 2 we always make just enough food for our family to eat and then we give all the leftovers to our local food bank Mary • 10 hours ago Report Abuse That's awesome! I wish I could afford to do that. LeslieJ • 10 hours ago | Report Abuse 2 0 If you are only making "just enough food for our family to eat", I don't

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Cuisine - 8 Amazing Thanksgiving Desserts By Sunset Magazine | Dessert Guide - Tue, Nov 19, 2013 12:45 AM EST Hollegethumor Top off your feast with one of our favorite cakes, crisps, tarts, and cheesecakes Ken M • 2 days 2 hours ago Remove 2 13 오 how about putting plain turkey on this list or is that too traditional for yahoo Rebekah • 2 days 0 hours ago | Report Abuse 오 8. Didn't know turkey was dessert. NunyaBidness • 2 days 0 hours ago Report Abuse Seriously, Ken, at least read the title of t

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Text - Ken M Jimmy Dean Sausage June 7 at 5:00am we like your pork links but it seem like more folks would buy your product if it was dish-washer safe I Like Comment Share Jimmy Dean Sausage O Ken, we're not sure what you mean by dish-washer safe. Feel free to DM us and we can try to help you further. Like Reply O1- June 7 at 10:54am Ken M Thank You well i have arthritis so it would be better to use the dish-washer instaed of scrub the links by hand before cooking Like Reply O June 7 at 8:03pm K

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Text - Belief in God Boils Down to a Gut Feeling LME SCIENCE By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com – 13 hrs ago Comment from Ken M Ken M 17 minutes ago With all the evidence out there, it's a LITTLE bit hard to respect people who doubt the existence of the Bible :) • Collapse Replies Livingunwantedfetus 15 minutes ago | Report Abuse 1 Evidence? You retard. Richard 12 minutes ago | Report Abuse What evidence? Ken M 11 seconds ago Embark on a holy pilgrimage to any hotel in America, and lo, there

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Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise Abandon your family and friends for a budget-friendly Christmas

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise some priceless paintings are so realistic that you can literally touch them and face real world consequences

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise It's oddly cathartic to realize I'll never be able to pay off my student loan from when I borrowed $400 from a student

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise City pigeons are strikingly intelligent and social creatures yet we casually stomp on them like bugs

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise The old restaurants accepted food as currency and in return you could sit in a booth and chew on your debit card

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Normalized Scams People Don't Notice

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the scams of this world that are so normalized that nobody seems to notice. It's wild when it comes to some of the shady stuff that people/companies can somehow get away with. For instance, some of those internships can get pretty scammy real quick. 

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Text - distrucktocon • 3h 4 Awards Manufacturers refusing documentation to private repair enterprises and requiring you to get your products fixed by the dealer. Basically, the reason for the "Right-to- repair" movement. Reply 9.8k ...

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Text - VictorBlimpmuscle • 4h Those registries that people pay money to "name a star" Reply 1 1.1k ...

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Text - suelzlej • 4h Paying for cable tv. The whole idea of paying was to create a revenue stream separate from that of marketing. There are a few out there (HBO, I think) but generally we pay to access the content and still have to spend 20% of the time sitting through commericals. Then streaming comes in and were free of advertisements again, for a bit. Now YouTube has tons of ads and other streaming services are talking about adding ads as well. Reply 2.0k 3 ...

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Text - ChaChaRealSmoothe • 5h The games at fairs/carnivals. Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - WW_History_Buff • 3h 3 10 Awards Mobile game ads that show gameplay of a Call of Duty or Skyrim style game but in reality are just a spin-off of Candy Crush. QReply 1 15.3k ...

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Text - DoYuNoDaWae6321 • 4h 2 3 12 Awards "If you tell me the truth, I won't get mad." -Mom Reply 9.5k ...

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Text - 3 1 Award Idk if anyone remembers Power Balance bracelets from the early 2000s. A lot of celebrities and athletes advertised for them and they claimed to improve your balance and overall health. Well being a rubber bracelet made in a factory, it was all nonsense but they still sold millions of units before shutting down. A new company owns them now and you can still buy them though

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Text - TheBassMeister • 4h 3 Awards Planned obsolescence, where products are deliberatly designed to have a defect or worse performance shortly after the warranty has expired. Reply 11.4k ...

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Text - Solitary-Dolphin • 4h Social media. From their happy beginnings they are now mostly a funnel used to ram as many advertisements into your mind as inhumanly possible. "Sponsored Posts" every third or fourth item - I see you, IG/FB/Red/etc. And that's not even mentioning the extensive filtering network that "curates" the information you get to see when you are looking for something. "Curated information" is just a nice expression for you being conditioned to form certain opinions / buy more

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Text - strawberrywords • 4h Doing your own taxes, and paying to use a privately- owned software (or a service) when the government could totally do it for you, send you the details, and ask if it's correct.

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Text - Hadrian_x_Antinous • 4h Cat food. Look at the cat food at a random store, and see how the design brags about all the healthy vegetables they've crammed into your obligate carnivore's diet. Then check out the ingredients and see how corn, rice, etc. are often the first ingredients. Pet foods market toward humans by trying to appeal to human sensibilities, not genuine desire to provide your cat with the best diet. | Reply 2.0k 3

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Text - -EDGAR- • 4h 1 Award College textbook prices. It's crazy how ridiculous expensive they are putting even more of a financial burden on students. Reply 1 2.5k 3 ...

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Text - TheSanitylnspector • 4h 2 8 2 Awards Rent-to-own furniture and appliances. Reply 1 12.5k ...

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Text - GrandTadpole18 • 4h 8 1 Award Most mega churches... I remember an interview with Kenneth Copeland talking about how he needed a private jet to spread religion Reply 5.9k 3 ...

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Text - Red-7134 • 4h 8 3 Awards Diamond rings for marriage. Reply 4 2.8k ...

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Text - LISHPjuice • 3h 3 7 Awards The Verizon $1 scam. Verizon tacked on a $1 fee onto 8% of their customer's bills each month so over the course of the year, they did it to every customer, about 150,000,000. Their rationale was: 50% wouldn't notice and just pay the charge or would notice and wouldn't spend anytime fighting a $1 charge. 50% would notice the charge and call to have it removed. Of those, 35% would get frustrated while on the call and give up. This added approximately $120,000,000

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Text - Lonewolf23319 • 4h S 8 4 Awards Having to pay $100+ for glasses Reply 5.9k ...

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Text - KungFu-omega-warrior • 4h Scientific journal memberships. Reply 312 ...

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Text - that-fed-up-guy • 1h "Once you finish the high school, it's all fun ahead.." "Once you finish the degree, it's all fun ahead.." "Once you get a job, it's all fun ahead.." .. "Once you die, it's all fun ahead.." Reply 238 ...

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Text - jaceandcathy • 4h Scientology Reply 495 5 ...

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Text - Icapaz • 4h Annual college tuition increases. Why aren't they held to a competitive pricing model as opposed to having to take out a mortgage to go to school? Everyone wants to talk about government paying for college education, but there is no conversation on why is it that expensive anyway? Especially when some unis have endowments in the billions that just the interest on those funds could literally pay the tuition for everyone that goes through the door. Q Reply 1 204 3 ...

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Text - llcucf80 • 5h Lotteries Reply 1 689 •.. +R

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Text - i_am_dan17 • 5h 2 1 Award Internships. It's basically free labour for "work experience" and it doesn't even count most of the times Reply 1.9k 3 ...

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Text - chiggenNuggs• 3h S 8 Awards Funerals and everything to do with them. The funeral industry has insane pricing. Some of the funeral homes and vendors are even predatory, getting grieving families to pay upwards of tens of thousands of dollars, because "that's what the deceased would have wanted". Reply 8.4k 3 ...

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Text - perspectives • 4h 3 2 Awards Members of Senate, Congress, and Presidential candidates, collecting money from corporations, big donors, and hiding it in campaign accounts, Pac's and Super Pac's, and then doling it out as they like. They no longer act as a government of the people and for the реople.

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Text - MojoJojo1945 • 4h 1 Award Unpaid internships. Fuck anyone who gives unpaid internships! People get exploited like shit in that and for what? Most times they don't even count. For what purpose?

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Man Wants Holiday Drink, Barista Says No, Man Finds Loophole

Sometimes, even if you're being a respectable and agreeable customer you end up coming across someone on their job that's clearly just having a day. Normally, it's on you to play nice and be as accommodating as you ca to their foul mood. Customer service ain't easy, and anyone that's ever worked a customer service job will confirm that for you. But, when you have a dude like this barista, you might end up caving in and playing around a little bit. We can only imagine the expression on this dude's face. 

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/No-Finger2501 • 8h 1 @7 3 5 1 8 5 I can't order a drink you're advertising and have open ingredients for? FINE Rule 8. Not sure if it fits in here or there is a more suitable sub, but here goes. I'm in the UK and was with friends at one of the main coffee shop brands. I won't say which one but it's similar to Costalot. It was a few days after Christmas last year (important for later).

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Text - When I was served by the barista, it was obvious i was going to have an 'experience'. This guy acted haughtily and spoke to people with a sneer, and came across like he considered himself a prince amongst men. He had a long floppy fringe that he kept brushing out of his contempt-filled eyes every few seconds. He clearly didn't want to be there or deal with the likes of me. Awkward for both of us. It was a two man team so a barista would take the order and make the drink. So he had to make

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Text - Ме - "Yes" Barista, smirking - "So I can't make you a Christmas drink" Me - "But you're advertising it and you've still got the ingredients open behind the counter" This drink is basically a shot of the flavoured sauce, hot chocolate, and cream on top. It's not that onerous or taxing to make compared to a normal hot chocolate. It's literally a normal hot chocolate with a flavour syrup put in. Barista, sighing and rolling his eyes "it's not available right now" I wondered if he was being a

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Text - Me - "ok fine. In that case, would i be able to buy a single shot of a flavoured syrup please? It says they are 35p on the board" Barista, dismissively - "I don't see why not" Me - "can I order a shot of the black cherry syrup there, but in a medium sized takeaway cup?" Barista tuts and silently turns, gets a shot of said syrup in a cup for me and contemptuously places it in front of me. "Anything else?" he sneers. Cue my malicious compliance... I slide cup back to him and say "can you ma

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Text - Barista grimaces and realises that l've followed his Instructions completely and still got myself a Black Forest hot chocolate. I stand and watch him make it, which he does with the most reluctant and bitter energy imaginable. For the record, it was pretty good. 14.7k 922 ↑, Share

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Neighbor Can't Handle Christmas Decorations

Man, it'd be tough to live next to that going off all night long. Seems like the dude who put the decorations up in the first place was looking for attention and just trying to garner notoriety. So, can you really blame the neighbor, or was he out of line? 

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