Girlfriend Gets Fed Up With Boyfriend's Gaming, Cuts Him Off and more...

Man, we've seen our fair share of lovers' quarrels, and this one is certainly full of its own kind of ridiculous behavior. We have a boyfriend who seems like he's completely hooked on the gaming, and won't stop no matter what he hears. The girlfriend in question asks the folks of Reddit whether or not she's in the wrong for cutting him off like she did. Seems like she had no other choice.

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Text - AITA for telling my BF that if he doesnt go to work, hes no longer using ANYTHING of mine (including my car AND wifi)? Not the A-hole 28f/29m been together for like 4 years I think. I love this guy to death but when I say he is lazy, that is seriously a huge fucking understatement and doesnt even shed an ounce of light on the actual problem. Hes also a gaming junkie-like the worst of their kind. For example, when a game is being released, he waits up until midnight to purchase the game (n

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Text - Anyways, a year and a half ago I had to give him an ultimatum. You either get a fucking job and start supporting yourself OR you can leave and go mooch off someone else. He chose to get a job. Lasted a month before he quit. Found another job 2 months later, lasted 2 weeks and quit. He was unemployed for 11 months when he finally landed this job in September. Assassins Creed was just released, what, 2 weeks ago and he started calling out every. single. day. Started staying up until 4am pla

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Text - Yesterday I unplugged and hid his xbox. I knew he was going to call out and jump on his game. As I suspected, that's exactly what he tried doing. He picked a fight with me. Said he hated working and I was forcing him to waste away his life. Claimed he was depressed, though that's the first l've heard of it. He then tells me to get off my lazy ass and do something for once. I told him to leave. He takes my car because his is "on its last leg"- his words. Hes not in work clothes so I know h

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Text - Shaking-Cliches • 7d • Partassipant [1] 10 Awards You seem like you're looking for permission to dump him. Do it. You have all our permission. Spending four years on this shitshow does NOT mean you have to spend any more. He doesn't respect you. He doesn't help with chores because he doesn't want to. He doesn't help financially because he doesn't want to. I don't care how funny he is or how good he is in bed when he's not glued to a console. Does he have a sibling you can talk to, or mayb

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Text - TheBrassDancer • 7d • Partassipant [2] NTA. Why are you with this guy? It sounds more like you are mothering a child rather than being an equal partner in a relationship. Your boyfriend has an addiction if he's depriving himself of sleep to play games constantly. You could tell him that he needs to seek therapy or leave, but you've already issued a similar ultimatum once. He blew his one chance. Don't continue to let him freeload off you. 7.4k ...

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Text - bonniebluest • 7d • Certified Proctologist [25] 6 Awards NTA but girl... Follow through with that ultimatum... He's lazy and never going to change 30.9k ...

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Text - SPTraininglnsight • 7d Oh good Gods. INFO: Were your previous partners similar to him? Are you usually the one who tends to give more than she gets in a relationship? 314 3 ...

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Text - angelique_t • 7d • Asshole Enthusiast [9] 3 Awards NTA clearly but I want to clarify something: you ARE acting like his mother. EStop doing this to yourself, you said yourself you aren't his mother so stop acting like it. Even if you don't cook every meal or do every single chore you are babying him. You shouldn't have to hide the Xbox of a grown ass man for him to understand he needs to go to work- he needs to learn control by himself. Whether you see it or not, you are treating him like

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Text - dirtyworkoutclothes • 7d NTA. What does this guy bring to your life? I couldn't even get past the first paragraph. This is a grown ass man. You described the lives of 14 year old boys that were in my classes. Throw out the boy and get a man. He can live in a tent made out of the red flags he dropped. ► 3.9k ...

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Text - OboesHay • 7d • Asshole Aficionado [12] 29 Awards YTA to yourself for still being in this relationship. 11.0k ...

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Text - jenisright • 7d NTA. Dump him immediately. 334 ...

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Text - Unlucky-Profession41 • 7d • Asshole Aficionado [17] NTA but how do you cope with the back pain from carrying this whole damn relationship? Giving him an ultimatum verbally solves nothing, will solve nothing and will only continue to saddle you with being a mothering partner in the future. He's BEEN CHOOSING OP. With his actions he's already been telling you what he wants from your relationship and from his life; a mother and a caretaker while he lives to his fullest mooch potential. 157 .

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Text - Chaij2606 • 7d • Asshole Enthusiast [7] NTA, But: Do you want to live like this forever? What kind of future do the two of you want, like kids at one poinr? Because: You will not change him. Nothing against gaming at all, actually just send my hubby up to do this so i have an hour or three for myself ;) but this is not ok. 202 ...

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Text - ollyator • 7d • Colo-rectal Surgeon [49] NTA. You needed to dump him 4 years ago. You're not dating a man, you're dating a child and worse, you've been enabling him for years. 107 ...

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Text - SayHiToYourDog4Me • 7d • Asshole Aficionado [10] Nta... dump him unless you're ok with having this same fight when you're 40. He is not going to change. promise you there is someone else out there that will love you as much as this dude AND will contribute to the household. You deserve a partner, not a dependent. 37 ...

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Text - borschtgoddess • 7d • Partassipant [2] NTA. He has a chronic issue of laziness, as well as being generally disrespectful to you. It doesn't sound like you have a partnership, you have a parasite with an addiction to gaming. There are times when my SO has been unemployed before and he spent that time always looking for work, applying daily, and cleaning and cooking while I worked. Having a gap in employment is not an issue by itself, shit happens. But he is expecting you to carry the whole

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Text - Limp2myLoom • 7d • Partassipant [2] NTA - I can fully understand your frustration. My ex was similar (though he worked). Every spare minute was spent sleeping or gaming. You need to stand by what you said. It's not fair on you. 11 3 ...

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Text - Flight-Control • 7d NTA, you ever heard love alone isn't enough for a long term relationship? kick.him.out 11 ...

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Text - MOMonster1134 • 6d I wasted 6 years on a man like this. Love wasn't enough. I needed a best friend and life partner. It was so hard at first cause I loved him to death. But I was so lonely. I freed myself that day. I focused on me and my hobbies and my passions and one day I walk into a store and there is my now husband. It was like he was there waiting for me, because I loved me first. Our son will be 10 in April. My heart is bursting thinking of when he comes home from work today and I

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Text - Claw_- • 7d NTA. Well, he's a huge asshole. His behaviour isn't normal and he should realise he needs to support himself and not use you. I know you said you love him, but do you want to be in a relationship with him acting like a child and says you're the one in the wrong for acting like an adult? My friend was in a similar situation. Dude was constantly ignoring her because he played around 18 hours a day and though he could make money from twitch/youtube. (He had like 30 subscribers).

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Text - davesnothereman84 • 7d NTA but he has a lot of growing up to do. Video games are fun and all, but it's hardly the most important thing. But instead of threatening to take away his toys like a parent would, tell him something has got to change or he can crash with his friends for awhile. Or something? 15 ...

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Bully Snowplow Picks Fight With Wrong Mailbox

Oh, to have seen the priceless look of shock and despair on that snowplow driver's face. We're not sure what compels some people in this world to be plain old mean to everyone else. But alas, when you see someone take a righteous revenge, like what we have here with the reinforced steel mailbox, you feel just a little bit better. With that being said, I can't help but wonder what the snowplow driver's beef was with this particular mailbox. Strange.

Check out another juicy revenge story with this man who took revenge on a terrible Karen landlord.

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Text - Let's see you little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad's street. Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. He'd call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to "not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox."

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Text - Fast forward to the next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off. Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. And these weren't little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

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Text - Naturally, the DOT wasn't happy, and the neighbor's reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow." They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. And for anyone wondering about the driver... He was fine. His job and tighty-whiteys ... not so much.

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4 Secret Sociopaths Hiding In Your Favorite Movies

Have you ever thought it strange that Marty McFly's grandparents left him unconscious for nine hours in BACK TO THE FUTURE? How about God's willingness to let BRUCE become ALMIGHTY? Is Santa a real jerk in ELF? "Doctor" Jordan Breeding returns this week to wish you Happy Holidays and uncover a bunch of secret nut jobs hiding in some of your favorite movies. Sorry.

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Tumblr User's Weird Debt Notice Is Scary Money Lesson

We've all gotten stupid scam calls about something being wrong with your bank account, and there are tons of scams people still fall for. This however, is something in between a lie and the truth. This person got a legit notice from someone who bought a small amount of forgotten debt and wanted them to basically reactivate it with some shadowy wording. Weird.

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Text - cherryseltzer i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, "The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75." so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage.

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Text - at the bottom of the letter, it says: "Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay."

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Text - basically. i don't owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can't legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75... they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current. no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc. feetlips always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this! Source: cherryseltzer

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Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Let's be real. The people that can find that one thing in this wild life that they're completely obsessed with are often times passionate oddballs, that are just fun to be around. Being comfortable with airing out your inner nerd is actually pretty dang charismatic. This quick Tumblr post celebrates some folks' inner nerd quirkiness.

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Text - fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening to people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect of some hobby they love that I know nothing about. My mother in law loves bird watching. The other day she told me about how the birder world is ROCKED with controversy about the new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

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Text - My sister in law explained in detail specific qualities to look for that distinguish a good jigsaw puzzle from a bad one. A friend of mine can talk your ear off about the different forms of cubism in modern art. This cashier at my local board game store explained to a friend of mine why Hive, a small insect themed strategy game, is amazing but the pill bug expansion breaks the game.

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Text - My mom is obsessed with Henry VIIII's wives and can not only list them in order, but knows all of their histories and ultimate fates by memory. Everyone has at least one thing where their scope of knowledge and opinion runs so much deeper than you could ever imagine. Friends and relatives, coworkers and strangers. For me, it is a lovely little reminder of how unique and strange humanity is. How we are all, deep down, nerdy weirdos.

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Text - LoxStock • 187d Now I want to know what makes a good jigsaw puzzle. 270 Diogenes-Disciple • 187d All of the pieces being there 231 drinkup • 187d The best puzzle has: no edge pieces not an overall "rectangle" shape when completed a blank image (all pieces are the same color) pieces printed on both sides • pieces with weird shapes (there's no square- based grid that the pieces align with) before each puzzle is packaged and sent to the distributor, someone at the factory takes 0-3 pieces (n

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Text - chipsinsideajar • 187d For me it's between Alternate History, Maps, or Vexillology. If a friend or sibling even brings up the subject, I will talk their ear off about it. 4 64 ... +

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Text - Izytm • 187d I, too, can name all of Henry the eighth wives in order. Pretty much anything about Tudor England. It is so INTERESTING! 400 ...

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Text - str8aura • 187d • *fluffle puff noises* No no no, she's right about the Pill Bugs. 1.5k ... Sorry-Wilting-Dandy • 187d Please tell me more. I don't no anything about Hive but I desperately want to know more that particular one. 596 •..

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Text - alephnaughtmeric • 187d I googled because I was curious too: Hive is a game played with hexagonal bug pieces that your arrange connected to each other. On your turn, you can add a new piece or move a piece that is already on the board. Each type of bug has different rules about how it can move. Pillbugs actually have the ability to move other pieces on your turn. There are lots of exceptions for exactly how this works. This greatly complicates gameplay and can draw out games a lot.

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Huge Trends No One Talks About Anymore

Times change, and that's probably for the best. The past few decades have seen the rise and fall of clear cola, kids wearing their clothes backwards, and a strange assortment of stupid catch-phrases. While this is all stuff that was kind of flash-in-the-pan, there's tons of other stuff that has been around for way longer than people think.

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Text - Emotional-Fruit 18.9k points · 2 days ago Cup stacking...what was that all about? AllUrFail 7.1k points · 2 days ago Holy shit. I forgot about that! Our school made us do cup stacking in gym for a few weeks.

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Text - thewickerstan 15.5k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 2 3 3 I think it was between 2010 and 2012 where there was: • A weird obsession with Bacon • A weird obsession with mustaches "Кеер calm and And you can't forget "Epic Fail" too I know it makes lots of people cringe, and rightfully so, but boy does thinking of that period make me nostalgic for middle school. Simpler times.

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Text - istilldontreddit 15.1k points · 2 days ago - 5 3 3 E 2 Yo-yos who was that motherfucker that came edited 2 days ago to my school? And why did he do a sales pitch for Yo-yos? And why did so many of us buy them?

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Text - unethical_goose 13.9k points · 2 days ago Idk if this is just where I live but those bracelets that you made with rubber bands on that loom thingy Picnut 2.9k points · 2 days ago We still have millions of those rubber bands in our house. I want to toss them in the garbage, but they are in the kids' rooms.

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Text - gozba 11.2k points · 2 days ago Flash mobs. I miss the awkwardness of school teachers and office managers to entice others to join. othybear 5.4k points · 2 days ago My boss made us do this one year, as a kind of bucket list for herself before she retired. I had scheduled the day off since it was my birthday so I was hoping I had a gracious out to skip it. Instead, she told me if I came for the flash mob I'd get the rest of the day off with pay and I wouldn't have to use a vacation day. I

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Text - LittlestSlipper55 9.5k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago LMFAO. LMFAO may be a total trainwreck of a music group, but they were also everywhere in 2011-2013. You couldn't turn on the radio without hearing "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" played five times in the span of 30 minutes, and "PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!" was a line scream-sung at any night club.

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Text - gibbsge 1.5k points · 2 days ago S Yik yak Nikflame 643 points · 2 days ago Yik Yak was the shit. Everyone knew what was going on on campus within seconds. People within the same classes used it to shit-talk professors and cheat on tests. It's too bad people had to ruin it with death- threats and such which kind of forced Yik Yak to make it non-anonymous, killing the appeal it had in the first place. As a commuting student at the time it was key for me to keep up with the happenings and d

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Text - br34kf4s7 9.3k points · 2 days ago A 2 2 4 3 8 3 I'll never forget the summer Pokémon Go came out. Everybody and their grandparents were playing it, all the parks were full of people just talking and meeting each other. I hate to sound boomer-y but it made me remember what life was like before smartphones, which is ironic I guess because an app made it happen. I wish more technology had the goal of getting people active and outside and interacting with others.

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Text - Jaegek 7.5k points · 2 days ago S Furbies, absolutely needed to have one and when it woke up in the middle of the night I was over it. The_Titam 2.4k points · 2 days ago S 3 2 So I finally get to tell this story. I had a furby as a kid. The thing learned my name. You also could not turn them off so it would randomly talk throughout the day and night. It's batteries started to die so it sounded weird to say the least. So one night, at ~3am, I'm about Seven years old. I hear, in this demoni

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Text - arachnidtree 5.8k points · 2 days ago · 25 34 edited 2 days ago 2 Pet Rocks. I have been breeding them for years. Edit. thanks for awards. And thanks for so many awesome responses. :) MainSteamStopValve 1.9k points · 2 days ago 3 Painful memories, my pet rock ended up breaking a window and had to be euthanized. I still have a box of his sand on my mantle with his picture above it.

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Text - Da1mon1 5.2k points · 2 days ago 2 2 3 Game of Thrones. Never seen something go straight from the forefront of pop culture to forgotten about so quickly.

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Text - Hysterical_Realist 5.2k points · 2 days ago & S 2 Gangnam Style!

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Text - moofma 4.2k points · 2 days ago 1. When I was a teen in the late mid-to- late 90s, the WWJD bracelets were EVERYWHERE. And I would see WWJD merch all over the place, even WWJD board games. 2. People don't remember how HUGE maxim magazine was back in the day. Like from 1999 to 2002 it was universally loved by young men.

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Text - Awesomejuggler20 4.2k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 3 2 Clown craze in 2016. To this day, I still sometimes watch YouTube videos of those clowns. Especially the clowns hunting videos at night.

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Text - 9c9bs 3.7k points · 2 days ago KONY 2012

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Text - gldmembr 3.6k points · 2 days ago Livestrong bracelets timesuck897 732 points · 2 days ago I knew 2 people with prominently placed Livestrong tattoos.

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Text - beard_lover 3.0k points · 2 days ago Saying, "WAAAAZZZAAAAAP"

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Text - Gizmo_Joy 2.6k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago Back in the 90's there was a hip-hop duo called "Kriss Kross" that got an entire generation of middle schoolers to wear thier baggy jeans backwards for like a year. Good times.

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Text - Deus-system-failed 2.2k points · 2 days ago Just a reminder of huge trends that haven't died: Pokemon (898 pokemon, 64 games, 8 generations 24 seasons of TV, 23 movies, 9000+ cards) Power Rangers (26 seasons, 205 rangers, 8 games) The Simpson's (30 seasons, 1 movie, 8 games) TMNT (15th show, 7 movies, 4 games) Scooby Doo (9th show, 47th movie, 7 games) One piece (eternal)

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Text - kickstand 2.1k points · 2 days ago The clear craze in the late 1980s into the 90s. We saw lots of clear drinks and products, including Crystal Pepsi, Tab Clear, and of course Zima.

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Puns Ranging from Sublime to Some Slime

Are puns even good? Puns range from incredible to untellable and honestly it comes down to who's asking. Looking for some hard hitting comedy that really makes you rethink life and the universe? Look somewhere else. This right here is for dumb observations about how words work. For even more puns, here are some dad jokes to love and hate.

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Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

Sometimes, the only way that you can get through to people that seem committed to not listening to your warnings is to take matters into your own hands, and show them why they should've listened. This particular move was certainly a bold one, and we can't say we'd advise anyone to follow suit. But at least the point was proved, and the security measures in the museum were brought up to the level they needed to be at. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this wild thread where Tumblr users go all in on "The Incredibles" analysis.

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Text - So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell the full story fandomlovingweirdo Storu

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Text - flamefriendsshipped Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars. The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.

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Text - My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn't taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.

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Text - She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss's office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said "I just stole these in 15 minutes" Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. Source: flamefriendsshipped

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Quick Tumblr Post On Heroic Truck Stop Manager

The world is in sore need of more managers like this guy. It seems like too often we're encountering stories where one fed up employee ended up taking a pro revenge on a lousy manager who had it coming. Well, this manager deserves nothing but high praise. Sounds like the dude is an absolute pleasure to work with, and also doesn't bother taking any sh*t from the Karen customers of the world. For more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr post about a flight attendant's most memorable moments.

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Text - writterings whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. 2 writterings these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don't have gas money but-" and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

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Text - writterings i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back writterings old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i'll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

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Text - writterings im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY llyriuml You are the only valid manager bearbombs We stan truck stop manager dad. 350,488 notes

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unimpressive Professionalism

People want work done fast, cheap and well. Unfortunately, all three of those are never going to happen at the same time. There are some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments that slip through when no one's looking. But hey, it's better to get the job done-ish than not done at all, right?

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Annoyingly Unrealistic Movie Logic Moments

Yeah, if only life were actually like the movies sometimes. But alas, instead, this is the real world baby. People have things like morning breath, gifts can be impossibly hard to wrap, or the outlandish terminology that's dispensed when it comes to describing the shady underworld of hacking. Movies certainly take their liberties when it comes to "portraying" the real world. Oh well, that can make for a great part of the escape from reality.

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Text - tahonng • 3h 1 Award The way gifts are wrapped. They're always in boxes with actual lids (like shoe boxes, not ones with flaps) and the lid is wrapped separately from the box so when the open the present, they just lift the lid. Also, if there's a ribbon wrapped around it, the ribbon's not taped on and slides right off. Has anyone ever done this in real life?! Reply 2.3k ...

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Text - YourCincoBoy • 4h 3 3 6 Awards Misunderstandings with dire consequences that could easily be cleared up if the protagonist just said something. Anything. Reply 1 11.4k 3 ...

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Text - PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS • 4h 1 Award Everybody acting like the heroine is plain. She's wearing glasses and a baggy sweater and a ponytail, but her face is perfect, her teeth are perfect, her skin is perfect and she hasn't got an ounce of fat anywhere. Reply 5.4k 3 ...

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Text - LaconicStraightMan • 5h 3 3 Awards Someone gets hit so hard that they fly through a wall, then they get up and keep fighting. No, you're going to spend the next year learning to walk again. + Q Reply 4.8k

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Text - vokidih • 5h S 4 Awards High schoolers who look like fucking supermodels Q Reply 1 6.1k 3 ...

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Text - Brand_X • 5h When the plot completely ignores the events that just happened to take a wild twist. Reply 512 ...

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Text - Economy_Cactus • 4h Calling someone, and then instantly start talking. I don't know why exactly but that has really bothered me. You didn't even let it ring! Reply 1 3.7k 3 ...

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Text - kcpt4z • 4h 3 1 Award The total lack of acknowledgment of water needs when people are wandering around in post-apocalyptic settings. As a hiker and backpacker, awareness of my next water source is a huge issue. Scenes where a group are passing around a single canteen, some pouring water on their heads, are obviously scripted by someone who has never been out in the wilderness. Q Reply 1 3.8k

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Text - RooR_ • 4h 3 1 Award How they fantasize relationships between men and women. No one acts like that, and it can put unreasonable expectations in the head of teenagers and young adults who are just starting to date. Reply 572

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Text - doxajif • 4h "What's wrong now Carla?" "Well big sister, you just haven't been the same since you had that run in with your classmate Peter at the bar, where l've been working since dropped out of College, due to having an abortion." Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - JDT9999 • 5h Gun silencers being that quiet. In reality they're like the sound of someone clapping Reply 1 1.1k 3 ...

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Text - demonardvark • 4h Most fight scenes Bar fight, guy gets hit with six broken chairs, several bottles broken over his head, still gets up fine and fights off like twenty other guys. real fighting is the most physically exhausting thing you can do. your average person would barely last a minute. most street fights are one of two punches before they get winded. athletes have to do insane amount of endurance training and conditioning to be able to fight. three minutes in the ring will feel lik

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Text - TheOtherPhilFry • 5h 1 Award People doing CPR. Then the person who just got CPR wakes up like 10 minutes later and eats lunch. Also movies are really bad at maintaining sterile fields in operating rooms. Reply 5.8k ...

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Text - ruggerchamps03 • 5h How bad the villains always are at shooting. Dont get me wrong star wars wouldnt be the same if luke gets scalped by a storm trooper 30 mins into the first movie but good god are they bad Reply 2.9k 3 ...

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Text - scottiebass • 3h No matter the location or how crowded it is, there's ALWAYS a parking space right exactly where someone's going to. Reply 853 ... +

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Text - theWildBore • 4h 3 Awards I always enjoy watching lab scenes. People looking into microscopes that aren't even turned on or plugged in. No one has gloves on or their hair pulled back.. unrelated formulas scrolled on whiteboards. And always, I mean all fucking ways, if they are in a lab, be it a biology lab, physics, what have you.... there will be chemistry glassware too. Reply 1 6.8k 3 + ...

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Text - TechyDad • 3h 1 Award As a guy who works with computers, pretty much any computer scene - especially hacking scenes. "If I bypass the firewall using a SQL protocol, I can load the XML into the CSS stack and update the database to cross the JavaScript and SVG streams... And I'm in!" Much of that is legitimate terminology, but used in a very wrong manner. Reply 1 861 ...

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Text - DBV-913_algebruh • 4h someone shooting 10,683 rounds from a 1911 without reloading Reply 656 ...

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Text - Potato_564 • 4h 3 Awards When two characters do something simple like glancing at each other and then the romance has started. If a man and a woman bump into each other and some music plays that's enough to ensure the romance has begun. I bump into guys all the time, where's my boyfriend??? Reply 3.5k ...

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Text - VaDem33 • 4h 1 Award My son in law is a video game programmer and it drives him crazy when in cop shows/movies they use a computer to search for a match to fingerprints or a face and the screen scrolls with the images flashing on the screen. He's like do you know how much computing power it takes to render all those images the computer doesn't need to flash them on the screen !! Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - Suze_02 • 3h Killing of nameless characters like its nothing. Then pretending like the protagonist is a hero and a good person. Also sacrificing hundreds of nameless characters just to save a love interest. Reply 1 144 3 ...

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Text - Mu-Relay • 4h Omniscient bad guys. I know you have to have the plot move forward, but dude is trying to hide in Europe and somehow the villain is always where the hero wants to go before they get there. I mean... Europe is pretty damn big, and I can't imagine getting totally lost there would be all that difficult. Reply 120 ...

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Text - Mind101 • 4h Everything is always so dark, and no one ever bothers to turn the lights on. even when they do, it's like a 10W bulb in a warehouse that only illuminates 2 feet around it. Reply 1 630 ...

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Text - RosaBr • 3h When people are driving and randomly moving the steering wheel back and forth while also looking solely at the passenger they're talking to and never once at the road. Once I started driving I realised how sensitive the wheels are and how the tiniest adjustment with steering makes the whole car go side to side Reply 428 ...

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Text - WatchTheBoom • 4h It's very clear which movies/shows don't do their research when it comes to representing the military. It's not a movie, but I made a post about the show Virgin River and how ignorantly they portray a community of veterans- in case you're unaware, anyone who has ever worn a uniform is basically a more virtuous version of Captain America. Reply 191 3 ...

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Text - Northern_Way • 3h Pretty much any police detective show... • Female detective constantly wearing high heels (which would be uncomfortable alone and very challenging during the inevitable foot chase scene). immediately upon discovering evidence at a crime scene they will pick it up using a loosely held glove or the tip of a pencil.. in real life evidence needs to be documented/photographed before handled and how lazy are you that you can't properly slip on a glove. • just about everything

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Text - djc8 • 3h Weddings getting interrupted by some dramatic gesture or called off at the last minute. Seems to be about 10,000 times more likely to happen in media than in real life. O Reply 4 154 3 ...

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Text - gamerdude69 • 3h Couples talking and laughing into eachothers faces in bed in the morning. Reply 320 ...

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Graphic Designer Trolls Prospective Client

What makes this clever act of trolling from a graphic designer all the better is the fact that they go ahead and put that much detail into each logo. Like the tagline on the last one? Pure gold. Either the poor client on the other end of this interaction was truly as clueless as they come across, or they were just leaning into the ridiculous situation.

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Text - Ok, well feel free to call me after you leave work. In the meantime do you have a website or some work online that I can take a look at? Sure, I can text you a few recent projects, hold on one sec. Great! Thanks! This is one I finished a couple weeks ago... A+ CAR ORGANIZATION That's good. No offense but has anyone ever told you that it's sorta phallic? No, what is that? It kinda looks like a penis. lol.

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Text - I guess I can kinda see that? I never noticed. Here is one l'm really proud of. It's for my friend Omar's Hotdog kiosk in the mall... CRAZY OMAR'S HOTDOG WAGON Your friend Omar was ok with this? Yeah, why wouldn't he be? That totally looks like someone putting a penis in their mouth.

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Text - What? No that's a man enjoying a tasty hot dog. I'm not sure we can work together. I didn't know you were gunna be some kind of pervert client... Both logos you have shown me look like penises! It doesn't take a pervert to see that!

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Text - I took a stab at a possible design for your restaurant I'd love to hear your thoughts IOMAT TOMAT 18A WE'RE NOT DICKIN' AROUND OPEN WIDE FOR SOME HOT ITALIAN "SAUSAGE" What the hell is wrong with you!

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2020's Funniest And Cheesiest Tinder Moments

Tinder has always been a battlefield of red flags. It's shameless playground of people trying out the very best and worst of their pickup lines, and generally getting a big old kick out acting like careless fools. Of course, there are still some rare and occasional meaningful connections between Tinder users. But the large majority of Tinder is just a melting pot of ridiculous dating fails. Let's take a look at what some of 2020's Tinder highlights were. There have certainly been a lot of people using the app since we were all forced into our respective caves.

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Text - Well shit. Lucky me Are you actually a mascot? Yeah lol I'm the eagle That's really cool lol. I don't know anyone else who's a mascot Yeah well it's pretty neat We're not supposed to tell people tho And a lot of people ask "who is the eagle?" Cause they don't know But no one asks "how is the eagle" And it gets to you sometimes e Aw man. Well, how is the eagle Horny Sent

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Text - Today 10:26 PM Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen hi – obvisouly i'm no linger interested in communicating with you after that message, but i'm writing to let you know, entirely for your own sake, that you need to do better or no girl will ever seriously reply to you - GIF Type a message...

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Text - Grace So did you set your location to Edinburgh or? cuz im bored Why Edinburgh? You know much about Scotland? nope Today 15:24 You know what this is? nope Me carrying this conversation Sent

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Screenshot - Oh sorry for the unsolicited deck pic. That was for someone else That is a sexy deck 10/10 would sit on it Trimmed the bushes so it looks bigger

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Text - Today 09:04 What convinced you to swipe right, Katie? Today 09:50 Desperation You?

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Text - R. Koon YOU MATCHED WITH R. KOON ON 2/20/20 Human things Today 5:42 PM Damn, I must really look like trash if I matched with a raccoon. You swiped on me, pal. I didn't ask to be slaughtered with words right off the bat

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Text - 6:58 PM Craig I'm going to be honest You have the same name as my dad And it's throwing me off a little 8:33 PM That's ok I prefer to go by my nickname anyway Oh yeah? What's that? Daddy Delivered

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Blue - YOU MATCHED WITHT Beautiful eyes Today 10:45 AM Thank you Great color too Is she a rescue? Wait are you talking about my dog Yeah she's cute Sent

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Blue - What brings you to England then? Today 22:56 Family and job Today 23:23 Ah nice. What you doing for work? I'm a babysitter Do you sit on other things, or is it just babies? Sent

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Text - Can you solve a Rubik's cube in less than 12 seconds? No way Okay good neither can I Just wanted to make sure I wouldn't be intimidated by you Haha okay good Okay sweet we're dating now That's how tinder works Or so l'm told Lol ok but I don't think my boyfriend would like that No I'm fine with it Sent

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Times People Didn't Recognize Tony Hawk

Apparently there are a whole lot of people in this world that just don't recognize Tony Hawk when he's out in the wild. It must be somewhat nice for him; he doesn't have to deal with rabid fans storming his presence when he's out and about. But, he also has to deal with the occasional observer who thinks they know him from somewhere, but can't quite place it. At least Tony Hawk's a good sport about it.

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this 22/3/17, 9:02 am from Anchorage, AK 37.2K RETWEETS 107K LIKES

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane 9:13 PM - 15 Apr 2018

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Text - Tony Hawk O Follow @tonyhawk Woman on plane: "You look like Tony Hawk!" Me: Is that good? Her: "Well... he's that skateboard guy." <== insert response here, I had none.

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Text - tonyhawk O 11h 34133 likes tonyhawk Woman seated in front of me rudely cut me off while boarding because she assumed I wasn't in first class. Then she watched me in Parental Guidance. #paybacksbitchy view all 1148 comments MemeBlender.com

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Ticket agent: "Anthony Frank Hawk, are you related to the skateboarder?" Yes, that's me. "Well he doesn't normally go by Anthony Frank." 7:30 AM - Jul 22, 2010 O 3,244 Q 487 people are talking about this

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 22h guy on escalator: Hey are you Tony Hawk? me: yes him: you still skate? me: yes, quite often him: but you're not that recognizable! me: I'm not sure what that means. but you recognized me, so here we are him: [blank stare] - escalator ends - 189 t7 3.7K 24K

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer. 6:02 PM - 26 Oct 2009

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Text - Tony Hawk O Follow @tonyhawk guy at restaurant: "you famous?" me: I think that depends on who you ask him: "anyone ever tell you that you look like Tom Brady?" me: never

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk Security guard at Pier 54: "Can I help you?" Me: I'm here to skate; I'm TH. Him: "you're too young to be TH." Me: you are hired forever.

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk Woman at airport: "My husband told me you're an awesome something something. Are you?" Me: "Yes, in fact it's the title on my business card"

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk Flight attendant checking overhead bins, sees four skateboards Him, jokingly: "is Tony Hawk on this flight or something?" Looks down, sees me Him: "I guess he is" ???? 14/7/18, 8:31 am 5,027 Retweets 21.4K Likes

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Karen Demands Fellow Customer's Cart, They Don't Back Down

Employees find themselves having to constantly give in to demands of obnoxious Karens, but customers don't have to abide by such niceties. That's why when a Karen finds themselves battling with a customer, they usually get a taste of deserved resistance. For a total loss on the part of a Karen, here's a salon Karen who argued her way into a new Karen haircut.

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Text - Posted by u/happymancry 21 hours ago 2 2 15 * 2 11 e11 S 12 E 10 a 9 3 Grocery store Karen needs that cart wiped down NOW! L Ever since COVID, I've been really careful going to the grocery store - mask, gloves, full length clothing, the works. Back in April-May our local QFC used to have workers to spray and wipe down carts; but after a few months they stopped, and now there are self- serve wipes available for all customers to disinfect their cart if they want. Well, apparently some peopl

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Text - Multiple times now, someone has mistaken me for an employee while I'm wiping my cart. "Can you do this one next?" or "Are these clean?", but then they look closer at me and apologize. Usually I brush it off with a laugh (living in a predominantly white neighborhood as a PoC gives you a thick skin). Until today. First, while I'm wiping down, there's a sudden yank on the cart and it hits my arm. I look up to see a middle-aged lady trying to pull away with my cart. Mask below her chin. Out o

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Text - Me: "Excuse me, what are you doing?" K: (no response. Yanks again.) Me: “"Let go please" K: (no more yanking but doesn't let go either) After a 10 second staring contest... K: (whiny high pitched) "I need a clean cart" Me: "Then get one yourself" K: "I'm in a hurry." Me: "There are wipes right behind you." K: (long pause) "Well can't you clean another one?" Me: "I don't work here." K: (angry stare, not letting go) “I need this one NOW." At this point the cart is no longer clean, but damn

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Text - Me: "Fuck off lady. Step away from my cart and go get your own. And put that mask back on!" She finally lets go by pushing the cart back towards me; grabs another one and loudly complains all the way into the store. Later I see her getting stopped by the manager(?) and arguing about keeping her mask on. As a conflict averse person I felt really proud of standing my ground, and had to post this here as soon as I got home!

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Text - tigolebitties4u 910 points · 21 hours ago I completely agree with your POV in this situation. So many people just don't care anymore, about anything. It is the Veruca Salt mindset of, "but I want it NOW!" Not that things haven't often been that way but so much more so since the onset of the pandemic. Nothing is ever as important as what "I" need in this exact moment. So, kudos to you for not giving in, and for not entirely losing your temper when I'm sure it was quite tempting to do so.

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Text - AverageHoarder 292 points · 21 hours ago You leveled up, good for you. happymancry 247 points · 21 hours ago Thanks! My heart was racing in the moment (and after) but now I'm feeling happy. It's the opposite of the usual (took the "high road" but later felt mistreated) feeling.

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Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

Kids have quite the rampant imaginations. This particular wild AskReddit thread delves into the most ridiculous requests that kids have sent Mall Santas' ways. Clearly, being a mall Santa takes its own level of saintly patience and acceptance. You just never know what those kids are going to ask for.