Wins of the Week - December 2020 This year's already had far too many fails. Let's switch things up for a hot second and celebrate some of the times that humanity wasn't just failing left and right uncontrollably. 
Man Tells Story About Goth Kid Defeating Bouncers Man, this lad tells a wild story about four bouncers being defeated by an unlikely foe. If anything this rollercoaster of a story should serve as a solid testament to the fact that you shouldn't ever judge a book by its cover. 
Times People Realized They Married The Wrong Person This feels trip of an AskReddit thread has people describing the emotionally painful times that they realized they'd actually married the wrong person. Sometimes you throw in with another person that you're convinced is your soulmate, and then go on to realize that there are insurmountable obstacles in the way of the two of you having a fruitful and loving relationship. After a realization like that the purest expression of love can really be to just let the person go. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 
Entitled Boomer Learns They Can't Handle Service Job Anyone who has ever worked in the service industry knows that the job comes well equipped with an onslaught of challenging obstacles. Every day is its own kind of emotional rollercoaster. Through that experience though you develop a thicker skin, and ultimately cultivate a much deeper gratitude for the office gig if you ever end up landing it. This particular boomer was certainly in for a rude awakening after they assumed that the service job they had would be a typical walk in the park. Oh boy, was it not, and oh boy, did they dip ship real quick. 
Cringeworthy Times People Made Up Ridiculous Lies There are a few reasons to pretend that you said a perfectly timed one-liner and then roundhouse kicked a fellow Starbucks customer in the face. One reason is that you're looking to lie to the world in exchange for some totally undeserved attention. Another might be that you want to imagine that you're the type of person who knows martial arts. Social media lets people express themselves, and sometimes the selves people try to express aren't that great. People also use the internet to make up crap about their intelligence, like these cringe-worthy brain-lords who think they're total geniuses. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 
Man's Colleague Reports Him For Having Christmas Tree In Background Man, it's stories like this that might end up making you feel lucky about the coworkers that you do have. This poor dude took to Reddit's infamous AITA community to ask folks if he was in the wrong for having a dang Christmas tree visible in his background during Zoom calls. Apparently all of his Christmas spirit really ended up getting under the skin of a coworker. You've got to be kidding. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 
Tumblr Story: Man's In Doghouse, Gets Vegan Girlfriend Meat And Cheese Basket Real or not, just picturing this whole scenario where a dude walks into a shop like the one we have in this story, and the proceeds to cluelessly, stubbornly get his vegan girlfriend the last thing she'd want, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Some people refuse to take the help that's so graciously offered their way. This guy really should've just listened up when he had the chance. We can't imagine that the particular plate got him out of the doghouse at all. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this family's heated Christmas vampire tradition. 
Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs Sometimes it's nice to keep the jokes free from vulgarity and dirty humor, and instead just nice and clean. These short and clean jokes apparently have an unfailing ability to always get the laughs going in the room. Might as well pack them in your back pocket for the next time you need a solid icebreaker, or someone you know could use a little boost of humor. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 
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