Sponsor

2020/12/11

Irish Man Leaves Funny Recording For His Funeral and more...

Anyone who is able to approach the very reality of their own death with a grand display of humor clearly figured something out. This Irish lad left quite the entertaining recording behind, for everyone that was able to attend his funeral. Wonder if it ...
‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ 

 

Irish Man Leaves Funny Recording For His Funeral and more...


 In This Issue...



Irish Man Leaves Funny Recording For His Funeral

 

Anyone who is able to approach the very reality of their own death with a grand display of humor clearly figured something out. This Irish lad left quite the entertaining recording behind, for everyone that was able to attend his funeral. Wonder if it actually gave anyone in attendance a momentary scare.

Submitted by: (via No name left)

       
 

News Anchor Shares Joke With Dalai Lama, Infinite Laughter Ensues

 

It seems like the Dalai Lama was ready to unleash some belly laughter regardless of what joke came out of that eager news anchor's mouth. 

Submitted by: (via Constant Throwing)

       
 

Pyramid Scheme Gets Pitched On Dragon's Den

 

It takes some kind of blind ignorance or cojones to hop onto a show where you pitch ruthless investors your grand ideas, and then pitch them a pyramid scheme. I mean, dude. The genuine disbelief is real. You could tell something was awry with the excessive sweating going on. 

Submitted by: (via Dragons' Den)

       
 

Woman Shows Up To Pay Deposit Day Before Wedding

Well, it sounds like that wedding was destined to be a grand success. Anyone who is showing up to pay a deposit for their wedding the day before the actual wedding clearly has a whole lot going on underneath the surface. Maybe she could've had some sort of wiggle room if she hadn't insisted on making up something about a website existing. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama, check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020

1.

Text - r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk + Join u/leamornor • 1y Women turns up to pay for her wedding that we don't have in the diary. Her wedding is tomorrow. Medium A large part of my job is answering phones and dealing with people who want to hire our large function room. In our town our room is one of very few places available to hold wedding receptions, birthday parties etc.

2.

Text - The process for hiring the room is quite simple. People ring up all the time and ask if the date they want is free. If it is we place a hold on the date for 14 days. If we don't hear back from them it opens up to anyone else that wants it. If they do decide they want it they have to come in for an appointment with either me or my boss. We go through the booking form and help them fill it in and explain the t&cs with them. They then pay their deposit and the function gets written in the di

3.

Text - Fast forward to this morning when bridezilla walks in with her mother. Bridezille = B %3D Mother of the Bride = MOB Ме-D Ме. Me : hi can I help? B: I'm here to pay the deposit for my wedding. Me : ok. Let me get you a form and we'll go through it. What date did you book? B: Tomorrow

4.

Text - The smile on my face dropped. We have a birthday party booked in tomorrow. There is no way she can have her wedding here tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow isn't available. We already have a booking. MOB: You double booked? You'll have to cancel the other booking. Me: We haven't double booked. If you haven't filled a form in or paid a deposit then you haven't booked the room. When did you ask about the date? MOB : last July. I remember because we came in before we went for my birthday lunch. Me: we o

5.

Text - Me: the same rules apply. If you don't fill in a form and pay the deposit within the two weeks we open it up to everyone else. Unfortunately someone else has booked the room. B: I did it all online Me: You did what online? B: Paid for the room Me: then why are you here today trying to pay for it now? B: uh.... Me: we don't have a website so you can't do anything online. MOB: she can't have the wedding here. Me: nope sorry.

6.

Text - They left. There was no shouting no anger at me. Nothing. She just casually shrugged her shoulders and walked away. I'm fully expecting the wedding party to turn up tomorrow all kitted out. Edit to add : my boss saw her throwing a huge tantrum in the road outside of our building. TL:DR woman turns up to pay for her wedding the day before it's due to take place. She failed to secure the date and we booked something else in. 4.7k 245 1, Share

Submitted by:

       
 

Skillful Creations of Dubious Taste

Why do a weird job bad when it could be done with so much skill that it makes you question everything? Sure, taste is subjective, but most people would admit that a hand made Dora the Explorer themed knife set isn't exactly the greatest use of most people's time and effort. It's still cool that people continue to make skillful creations of questionable taste.

1.

Green

2.

Wood

3.

Skin

4.

Sleeve

5.

Interior design

6.

Sculpture

7.

Tattoo - B

8.

Brick - CAPITAL ASERVICES S03-287-4346

9.

Cuisine

10. 100% Butter Nativity Scene

Cheezburger Image 9578464256

11.

Floor

12.

Art

13.

Horn - KIM JONG IL

14.

Tire

15.

Footwear - Wetzel's Pret

16.

Amber - LIBERTY QUAR IND

17.

Lighting

18.

Motor vehicle

19.

Purple

20.

Brown

21.

Cheek

22.

Motor vehicle - THDICCHI Pe torete

23.

Wood

24.

Property

25.

Marine mammal

Submitted by:

Tagged: wtf , art , gross , creative , strange , lol , amazing , funny , weird
       
 

People Who Hired Private Investigators Share Their Discoveries

When anyone says private investigator, the first thing that comes to mind is a shady guy in a trench coat following you around in a car. Turns out that's only part of what they do. A lot of it is apparently searching through old documents. For some legal drama, here are some lawyers biggest revelations in court.

1.

Text - antisocialoctopus 32.6k points · 1 day ago & 18 More My mother's dad walked out on mom, my aunt, and my grandmother when mom was just 5. A few years later, my grandmother died of a grand mal seizure. Mom was taken in by her grandparents, but she always wondered why her dad left and what became of him. In her 40's, she saved up a bit and hired a PI to track him down. Turns out he moved over time from Pittsburg to California where he wound up in prison for armed robbery and so e other viole

2.

Text - SimonSaysx 27.0k points · 1 day ago 92 My grandmothers first "boyfriend" after my grandfather died said he was a retired cop and a veteran. They enjoyed dancing to country music together, and bought a new car, in her name though, even though she can't drive anymore. My uncles hired a PI. Turns out, that old bastard had a habit of shacking up with widows and bleeding them dry. (The boyfriend not the PI).

3.

Text - grzzlybr 24.3k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago 22 & 5 More My sister (mid 30s) is adopted and hired one to find her estranged biological father. They came back saying that not only was he still alive and nearby, but he had a daughter. Meaning she also had a biological sibling! Further digging from the PI uncovered that they weren't just similar ages either, they were exactly the same age. The evidence suggested that my sister had a twin and her birth father had taken the twin and va

4.

Text - barcodez1 23.8k points · 1 day ago · edited 21 hours ago 9 3 33 When I met my wife, she seemed to have a normal modern family. Two moms, two dads. Over time it became apparent her step-dad wasn't around much. Holidays, birthdays, you name it, he'd pop in to say hi, grab a nap, whatever, then take off again. My wife's family thought this was normal, just the way it had always been since they were teenagers. He claimed to have a job following FedEx trucks around the state to prevent theft a

5.

Text - Dudeinairport 22.2k points · 1 day ago 32 8 2 My wife and I are friends with a lot of bar owners and bar tenders because of her job. We knew this one owner/tender, we will call him Dana, that was the nicest fucking guy. Like, if he knew you were sick, he would cover your shift at your bar and then give you the tips he made that night. Just the best guy. Then one night we are drinking with another bartender friend, Ben. Ben let's us know that Dana has brain cancer. He's been keeping it qui

6.

Text - Then Dana's business partner got suspicious and hired a PI to follow Dana on a day he took off for "medical reasons". Turned out Dana spent the day drinking at another bar. No doctor visits. The business partner confront Dana who comes clean. He did not have cancer. He was just saying that to get money from his friends. Apparently lots of bartenders had been giving him money. Dana is more or less run out of town. He moved to a different city, and I know he slowly paid Ben back, but it too

7.

Text - hm_ellie 22.1k points · 1 day ago O4 3 2 8 My parents hired a private investigator to find out who my online bf was when I was 13. The PI came back and told us he was just a fat ass 13 yo... Imfao

8.

Text - eftah1991 5.4k points · 1 day ago 2 2 @3 8 3 I know someone that hired a pet detective to find their cat and he fuckin found him. Trainwreck071302 2.4k points · 1 day ago My little brother hired one to find his dog. He was living in L.A. and his complex let the dog out on accident. Small dog some mutt of toy breeds. He looked on his own for two weeks and was devastated. My folks found this guy in Indiana who was like $3k to hire but he guaranteed he'd find the dog or he wouldn't get paid.

9.

Text - badassmum 21.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 17 hours ago 2 2 2 3 2 8 5 My story is a little different, I had a PI investigate me! About 6 years ago I became very ill with a variety of issues, that left me really quite poorly. I was an optician and so using my hands with arthritis was just never going to be a plan. So I applied for (U.K.) disability support. I sailed through, and started receiving a monthly amount. Now, fast forward a few years. I then start getting restless at home so I r

10.

Text - "aha! Gotcha!" Moment. Their PI provided photos of me walking unaided. When I sat in the meeting, with a lot of smug fraud officers and my solicitor I felt sick to my stomach. I really couldn't work out wtf was going on, They were trying to make it look like I had been running and jogging but I knew I walked never any further than 5 meters to my car. Anyway. Solicitor pointed out the photos were screenshots of a video. Asked for the videos. Videos were of me.. struggling to walk. One of t

11.

Text - KenComesInABox 18.2k points · 1 day ago I was a private investigator for a little bit. Most work PIs do is searching financial/court records and serving documents. But one time I was paid by wealthy parents to stake out their college senior who had stopped returning their calls. They were worried about her. These parents paid like $40k for round the clock monitoring just to find out their daughter dropped out of school and was a full time ski bum. Btw stakeouts are mostly just sitting in

12.

Text - Curious-Unicorn 16.2k points ·1 day ago S I know somebody who was like an assistant to the actual PI. She basically went to bingo with a camera in her purse to capture video of a woman. The woman claimed that a car accident had completely immobilized her. But she would take off the neck brace all the time, playing bingo hours on end. Nothing exciting, just capturing fraud.

13.

Text - catfarts99 15.5k points · 1 day ago S E3 I had a girlfriend that worked for one for a while. She said that the majority of their work was insurance scams. She took a lot of pictures of guys who said they were hurt on the job playing golf and surfing and such.

14.

Text - SnooPickles3213 12.5k points · 1 day ago 92 In his twenties, my SO hired a PI to find out what had become of the childhood bully who had made his life hell, and who had vowed to kill him. Actually, he did try by bringing a loaded gun to school, but some other kid ratted him out & the bully got expelled-but still lived in the neighborhood for a few more years & beat up my SO every chance he got. The PI found the bully living in a town more than an hour outside the big city, in a dead-end j

15.

Text - dewayneestes 9.7k points · 1 day ago Had a babysitter we thought was stealing from us, luckily our neighbor was a PI couple and they ran a background check for $10. Babysitter had a string of DUIS and a few days before a large fine was due, my camera disappeared. He also stole money from my kids piggy banks. He sort of disappeared but was also really into Instagram so I surreptitiously followed him. He started babysitting again for a single mom (easy target) and posted a lot of 'fun' pics

16.

Text - Liberi_Fatali561 9.5k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago I used to work for an insurance defense firm years ago. Best PI story I have is where we hired one to tail a guy who was suing our client for an injury that wasn't entirely our client's fault. The guy was refusing to settle, and was insisting on going to trial even though we offered a fair sum that would've paid his medical bills. The PI we hired got some good pics that showed the plaintiff was nowhere near as "injured" as he cla

17.

Text - Later in a deposition, the attorney slid the picture to the plaintiff and said something like "Mr. Smith (obviously not his real name), who is the woman in this picture? We would like to schedule a deposition with her as well." The guy went ghost white and told his attorney he wanted to settle. At least he was smart enough to realize that if his wife found out the other woman was gonna be deposed, he was gonna have to get a family law attorney as well, because the divorce papers would soo

18.

Text - Der_genealogist 6.7k points · 1 day ago One of my jobs is to search for long lost relatives (usually several generations ago). Typically, the case is about old plots of land where I should track down owners (or their heirs) to update the land registry because a state wants to build there something. Let me tell you, the amount of information you can find on Google and in public records is astounding if you know where to look.

Submitted by:

       
 

Wallet Thief Gets Busted By Glitter Trap

Being able to catch a thief red-handed is overwhelmingly satisfying. Especially the petty thieves of the world. Like the thieves that insist on jacking their fellow coworkers' stuff from their personal lockers. Fortunately, there are things in this world like glitter traps. Glitter traps as a matter of fact prove massively effective at exposing thieves for their crimes. This isn't the first time we've seen a thief get busted by a glitter trap. Check out the unforgettable time that a package thief got defeated by a glitter bomb on video.

1.

Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Scarlet-absol13 • 17h 1 1 3 7 3 8 Steal My Wallet? Enjoy getting caught literally red-handed and losing your job I work at a supermarket and for a while a few years back, stuff would get stolen out of people's bags in the break room. It was mostly cash, phone chargers, headphones, little things like that. We did have little lockers in the break room but they're maybe 30 cm by 30 cm (1 ft by 1 ft) and too small to hold anything larger than a medium sized purse so if

2.

Text - Except for one particular day. Before work one particular Sunday I had to go buy a new television since mine had suddenly stopped working the night before. I must have forgotten to take my wallet out of my bag before heading to work because the following day, I discovered it was missing. However, whoever took it, only took the wallet because my debit card, college ID, and my MBTA (Boston's subway system) fare card had been thrown in my bag. The wallet in question was a small Coach Brand w

3.

Text - After meeting with the management and our Loss Prevention guy (LP for short) the consensus was basically: "We're sorry that happened to you but there's nothing we can do about it. Keep your stuff locked up from now on." (Which I did, I started locking my bag to the coat rack with a bike lock) The market I work at is union so management isn't allowed to put cameras in the break room. So I talked to our LP guy about it a little more and asked him if I would get in trouble if I were to put a

4.

Text - I bought a fake Coach wallet (that cost more than the one that had been stolen go figure) some edible glitter and powdered red food coloring. I sewed a strip of elastic into the opening of the wallet (the wallet had a zippered pocket for money and cards) then stuffed it with as much of the glitter and food coloring powder as I could so that when the wallet was opened, all the glitter and food coloring would pop out all over the hands of the person who opened it. I then planted it in my ba

5.

Text - I didn't have to wait very long. A few weeks later I heard from out LP guy that a cashier had been going through people's bags again and fell for my glitter- bomb wallet hook-line-and-sinker, tried to then wash the glitter off her hands which activated the powdered red food coloring. She then freaked out when it stained her hands bright red and went to management about it. She wanted the person who planted the wallet to get in trouble for it but since it had been with another worker's per

Submitted by:

       
 

Most Entitled Bridezillas Of 2020

Weddings have always seemed to possess an innate ability to bring out people's most dramatic and unreasonable sides. They're occasions that are just ripe for people losing their minds when everything doesn't go just as they planned. Thus, you factor in a year of complete chaos like that of 2020, and you're bound to encounter all kinds of bridezilla implosions. These are some of the most notable bridezilla meltdowns that 2020 has seen. 

1. Bridezilla wants someone out of the wedding cause they're pregnant.

Text - Wedding Planning ... How would you go about un-asking someone to be your bridesmaid? Long story short my fiancé's best friend has been unable to use his phone since we have gotten engaged and so he couldn't ask him to be a groomsmen. We got ahold of him and now we're a bridesmaid short. My FH's other groomsmens gf and I do NOT get along and my FH doesn't like her either. Out of desperation we asked her to be a bridesmaid so she can walk with her husband. She says yes, I sent her a link fo

2. Hard no, bro.

Text - 53 i Robert Bro so Shae talking about she want all the groomsmen to have a fade So everybody can look clean cut in the pictures and everything So what are you asking? You want me to cut my dreads which I have been growing for 7 years to be in the wedding?? Read 4:22 PM Yea bro that's what she saying

3. Don't fall prey to bridezilla Karen.

Text - KAREN 2 July at 4:37 PM *Big wedding announcement" I've noticed a lot of you who have RSVP'd have not sent a gift or signed up for my registry! That's pathetic and sad after all l've given others at their weddings. Don't even show up without a gift! I've spent my life savings on this wedding and it's disrespectful AF to not give a gift! You have one week to send a gift or l'm taking you off the Guest list. If you need my address PM me 4 O Like Comment Share

4.

Text - IMessage Today 17:15 Hey so with my wedding, I wanted to ask if you could please make sure your tattoos are covered & could you maybe fix your hair up so it's a natural cover? We've put a lot of work into our theme and l'm sorry but your look clashes with it. Even if you just put some spray or something on your hair for the night I just want it too all look perfect and I can send you some ideas nice long sleeve dresses for you to wear or just wear a jacket. If you want I can give you aske

5. Everyone has their breaking point.

Blue - Umm the wedding is in summer so I'm not sure I could wear a long sleeve dress or jacket? I'm really sensitive to hear so I just don't think I can do that if it's a hot day. I can look into a spray I guess. I definitely can't dye it because it's been a lot of work to lighten it to this blue & I'm planning to go a bit darker but yeah. I'll look into some options for my hair. I know it's hot by it's my one day so if you can't suck it up I feel like you don't really care about me or and proba

6.

Blue - to be at my wedding you'll figure it out. is in full agreement with me on this so don't bother texting him like I know you're planning to. If you turn up on the day without anything covered you won't be let in to the venue. Wow, so if I don't give myself heat stress I don't love you guys? Make up that covers tattoos is crazy expensive and you know I literally JUST had an car accident am going to be struggling for the next couple months... like I know this isn't til December but you know w

7.

Text - Today 19:45 Yeah I know you had an accident, but your money issues aren't my problem. If you want to be there you will figure it out. It doesn't matter that you're not in the wedding party you'll still be in photos and you will ruin them. Your very pretty normally but your look doesn't work for my wedding and it is very fair to ask you to do something simple so that my day is perfect. iMessage

8.

Text - - Hi members of the... Hi members of the 2020!!! |Wedding of Winter Hope y'all are doing GREAT and getting all of your wedding gifts ( haha ) prepared, your cold hard cash, and your large housewarming gifts for and I. We really cannot wait to see you all (and receive your gifts LOL) this December. In all seriousness, we are asking our guests not to change their attendance because of COVID. We have had a handful of guests decide not to attend our wedding because of COVID "fears." This is d

9.

Text - bar hopping, swinging, and more in europe. Pleaaaase have a bit of empathy for and its nonsense has actually added depression into our lives, so we really need y'all to open your wallets and just give a little bit. As a bit of a motivator we have decided on some guest giving tiers- Ind I because COVID $0-$1000 donation = Thank You Card With My Kiss Stain Signature... $1000-$1500 donation = Thank You Card with Kiss Stain Signature, My Wedding Thong Mailed Seperately (with 's consent)..$150

10. A card doesn't equate to an automatic money gift.

Text - As much as we would love for you to attend, sadly, our venue can not accomodate everyone. We are sure to keep you in our hearts in this celebration of love If you would like to congratulate the bride and rather than a registry, they are accepting money to aid in a beautiful honeymoon. groom,

11. Oh, come on with that.

Text - I have a bridesmaid that dyed her hair REALLY purple, since the beginning we've said everyone has to have natural or normal hair. Now this, my wedding is less than 8 months- other brides how would u handle this situation... bridesmaid has said it will fade, and she won't redye it bc her hair got fried while doing this color. HELP! This is really one of my good friends

12.

Hairstyle - nna

13. Really preparing for that divorce.

Text - Message Details: Name Emain Phone Subject Wedding Question Message Hello, My fiance and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We are wanting a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contract or would be willing to add. Thank you!

14.

Text - He is in the Air Force and he proposed to me in front of an airplane. I was so embarrassed because that's pathetic. I asked him nicely if he can propose to me somewhere normal like on the beach. He said he was extremely sorry and he will propose to be better next week. I am so embarrassed! Anyone else have any embarrassing proposal stories to make me feel better UPDATE: he proposed to me today he took me out to a fancy seafood restaurant and then we went on a walk down the beach and then

15.

Text - EDIT: most of y'all have misunderstood this post so let me make this a little bit more clear. I AM NOT MARRYING HIM FOR THE BENEFITS!! Most military couples get married quick because it makes the relationship easier. And obviously we know we will be together forever so we wanted to get married quick so I can get the benefits too.

16. Bridezilla says her friends don't look nice enough.

Text - No y or don't know if yo net her No... look at them I love them dearly But neither of them are in a financial place to be in a wedding And I can't have one without the other Also looks like a boy now So

17. She expected a 2.5 month notice.

Text - •.. 27 July at 03:04 · I I am really freaking out. My wedding is in October. We asked my Fiancés best man to be in the wedding a year and a half ago. He agreed.now 2.5 months before the wedding, he decides he's too scared of covid and tonight, backed out of the wedding. I am not upset with WHY he backed out, I am upset with WHEN he backed out. This pandemic has been going on for all year long, there was no reason to wait until right before the wedding to bail. The wedding party outfits we

18.

Text - I don't think it's that short of notice considering how quickly things have taken a turn for the worse in the country lately. It's inconvenient, yes, but at the end of the day, it won't ruin your wedding. on Sun Like Reply More aliu Tit vwas likely waiting for you to cancel or postpone it. O9 8 on Sun Like Reply More

19.

Text - Okay, I'm getting tired of repeating myself. Please read my post before flippantly stating that he didn't wait until the last moment. He did for us because 2 months, not several, TWO is not enough time for us to order the custom made outfits that everyone is wearing from the Ukraine, have them made, shipped and arrive before the wedding. And no, there isn't another place closer that will make them, or I would have gone with them. So, in order to replace him, he waited until the last minut

20.

Text - think we've given more than sufficient advice on how to deal with this. And if you're looking for sympathy, I hate to say it, but you're turning to the wrong crowd. Again, this man not giving you enough time to order a custom outfit but still having over two months to figure out some sort of alternate is still FAR better than a lot of what the rest of us have had to deal with. So forgive me if I don't feed into your hissy fit about not having enough time to replace this man and custom ord

21.

Text - 1 He's made the right decision for his health, within a reasonable timeframe. It sounds like he's waited to see if things are going to get better, and given you plenty of notice in a time when weddings are being cancelled a week out. Would you prefer that he catches covid at your wedding and dies? Because that what it sounds like. Take a chill pill, stop being so rude to those offering sound advice and realise your wedding party being even is so irrelevant and small in the grand scheme of

22.

Text - ou are the one being rude. You don't know me from a hole in the wall so don't assume anything about me. Maybe you should take the time to actually read through this thread before you show everyone what an uncaring, nasty person you are. I have every right to want my wedding to be be right and I don't care if that is right in your eyes or not. I have not been rude to anyone on here, in spite of plenty being rude to me. If you aren't here to offer advice but only to trash, tear down and bel

23.

Text - ... 18 January 2019 at 09:43 · 1 Okay...I have a rather difficult one for Ya'll. I need help! The Best Man in our wedding has Muscular Dystrophy and he is in a motorized wheelchair. My Daughter is my MOH. They can walk down the aisle side by side but for the Bridal dance, I'm not sure how that will work. I want him to feel included and not stuck off on the sidelines, watching everyone dance and I want her to have someone to dance with. Does anyone have any ideas on what we can do for them

Submitted by:

       
 

Bad But Impressive Budget Engineering Solutions

People may not have a whole lot of money, but what they do have is creativity and ingenuity. And sometimes they have more of that than decent sense. What results are gutters made out of old boots, precarious ladder formations and a whole lot of other impressive and dumb low budget DIY solutions.

1.

Motor vehicle - Alexa, add 'problem solving skills' to my resume F04 BG

2.

Machine - つ

3.

Motor vehicle - 7 8 DIESEL DIESEL wHELEAN 5

4.

Tire - TIRE &AUT MEGA (715) 665-AUTO Key -Orop

5.

Tire

6.

Furniture

7.

Ladder - F

8.

Motor vehicle

9.

Motor vehicle - Mobile EFF FFF

10.

Product - SHARP

11.

Motor vehicle

12.

Property - LUGH OR CROAK

13.

Metal - Posted in r/EDC reddit HEATY DUTY

14.

Product - Treadmill sander - $50 image 1 of 3 This is a treadmill that I used as a sander. I installed a 100 grit sanding belt on it. It works great as a substitute for a drum sander or large belt sander. I used it to flatten an end grain cutting board. Crar

15.

Floor

16.

Nature - Tugboat sandbox boat

17.

Wheel - CCM

18.

Yellow - H. Новаторство

19.

Motor vehicle

20.

Roof - ... Can anybody help need some asap STTF Chen Share Comment O Like

21.

Tire

22.

Product - Modern problems require modern solutions

23.

Joint - SULDADD

24.

Red - Door Bell is Broken. Please Shout Ding Dong" really loud!

25.

Wall

Submitted by:

       
 

Weirdest Things Tourists Noticed About Foreign Countries

As a tourist you can sometimes have those moments when various unique corners of the world completely humble you. Your worldview from wherever you came from suddenly seems completely outdated, or just purely insane. Or maybe it's something a bit more innocent, like the jumbo serving sizes one can find in America vs. other places in the world. Traveling always has a way of reminding each of us that there are an infinite amount of ways to do things. 

1.

Text - Elbatcho • 17h I wasn't prepared for how hot water would smell in Iceland. Because it comes from being heated geothermically it smells like sulfur. Showering the first time was a little bit of a shock. Reply 741 3 ...

2.

Text - itdoesnteverwork • 15h Lived in a village in Central China for a year, strangest thing was people constantly recording me then having strangers come up to me to show me pictures of myself from like 2 days ago walking around a supermarket that popped up on their social media feed. Bizzare. Reply 573

3.

Text - Squaragus_Asparagus • 13h Elderly people in rural Japan squatting in the middle of the sidewalk. Not pooping, just squatting to rest. I mean, self-care is important but I almost tripped over an old lady early in the morning. Q Reply 1 401 ...

4.

Text - ConstableBlimeyChips • 16h For myself; getting free refills on soda without even asking was a new experience. First meal I had in America I put down my finished drink and not two seconds later the waitress swoops in with a new glass filled to the brim. Don't get that in European restaurants. For my American friends visiting Europe; finding out the shops close in the evening was something of a shocker. Even the supermarket closes at 22:00, and most other stores close even earlier than that

5.

Text - yankonapc • 14h So much salted liquorice in Sweden. Salted liquorice chewing gum, salted liquorice boiled sweets, salted liquorice scented candles, ice cream, everything. I mean it's nice occasionally, but wow. Q Reply 1 81 + ...

6.

Text - donutshopsss • 17h The USA serves much more food per plate at restaurants than any other country I have traveled to. O Reply 4 374 3

7.

Text - protectedspecies • 17h In Taiwan, when you knock on a toilet stall, the person inside knocks back to let you know it's occupied. Reply 4 518 3 •..

8.

Text - Whats-Up_Bitches • 17h In Denmark: went to a restaurant and people were eating pizza and hamburgers with utensils. Reply 174 ...

9.

Text - ckreds • 17h woman kissed me on both cheeks as a greeting. There never feels like there is a warning, just happens. Reply 1 272 + ...

10.

Text - King_Shami • 12h In South Korea you can hold your seat at a cafe, restaurant, foodcourt, etc with your cellphone or wallet and it won't get stolen. Being from NYC, this took a while to get used to Reply 1 51 ...

11.

Text - Any-Koala-8880 • 14h The amount of casual day drinking in the streets/ city centre in Lisbon. Within my first half an hour I saw 2 random little bars (that I first mistook for ice cream bars) that just sold shots or spirits with a crowd of people outside necking some civilised shots before moving on. (I'm from the U.K. so I this was great) Q Reply 42 ...

12.

Text - joycefanoneofmany • 15h Separate cold and hot taps in most sinks in the UK. Just, why? Reply 99 ...

13.

Text - FreeLook93 • 17h American do not understand standard escalator etiquette. They just stand right in the middle of it, like crazy people. E Q Reply ↑ 172 ...

14.

Text - JeanBlancmange • 15h The US (south) was a massive culture shock as a Brit. Food portions were insane. The vegetables were weird (gigantic mutant tomatoes and cucumbers), l'd never seen young (very obese) people on mobility scooters and kept thinking but that's why you're fat if you won't use your legs! Reply 147 ...

15.

Text - Retroxyl • 13h When I visited Egypt, there were no price tags on anything. The guy in the store would just tell you a price. One much too high of course. Then he was waiting for you to negotiate it down. As someone who isn't that good at interacting with people l've never met, and also hates to give these propably poorer people even less money for their work than they already want, I was quite happy to have my mother with me. She is the polar opposite of me in these regards so she absolut

16.

Text - four-letter-title • 14h Lack of litter on the streets. Ireland in the 80s and early 90s was like an open dumpster. People had an appalling attitude towards rubbish. Which was pretty much the exact opposite of how the country was thought of by everyone else. Returning home after a summer travelling through Europe made me terribly embarrassed. Reply 20 ...

17.

Text - sounders127 • 17h China...they have painted lanes on their roads...they don't use the painted lanes. Reply 1 248 ...

18.

Text - llcucf80 • 17h Many years ago (pre-September 11th, back when they'd just wave you across), I went to Canada a couple times. One time near the border I handed them a $20 US bill to change into Canadian money. The change kept coming, and coming, and coming, and coming. I was baffled: just how much money did I give you? It was great as an American how far US money could take you. I know they probably don't like it, but to me it was great. I've actually heard while the value of the US/ Canadi

19.

Text - ItsViliii • 16h When i visited Spain i noticed that people are way more touchy with each other i was at a car mechanik and the mechanik that was teaching me would just lean against me and watch me do my job i tought it was weird but when i got home i read an article about spain and there it was mentioned that they are closer to each other Q Reply 1 116 5 ...

20.

Text - blackwilloww • 14h Not sure if this would be considered weird, but I think it's amazing how people who live in cities with high altitudes can just walk around without getting tired. When I visited Bolivia and Peru, I was only able to walk a couple of steps and then had to stop and rest because I couldn't breath. The locals, on the other hand, would walk and run normally. I know their body is prepared to deal with the altitude, but I still think it's fascinating. Reply 1 80 3 + ...

Submitted by:

       
 

Tumblr Post: A Flight Attendant's Wildest Stories

There's no doubt that it's been a historically difficult year, and some professions have had to muddle through this storm of overwhelming chaos more than others. Take everyone working on planes for instance. Those flight attendants are on the front lines. We appreciate all that they do to try and keep people safe amidst their travels. With that being said, this flight attendant shared some of their most memorable moments while on the job. Sounds like quite the gig. 

1.

Text - filmnoirsbian Follow In honor of me approaching my first 6 months mark as a flight attendant, here are some highlights from my time in this job: When a lady stopped me gently to whisper that i had "mastered the art of kindness" When an elderly woman told me i was "put on earth to be a flight attendant" Each and every time someone complimented my nails

2.

Text - When i found an $8000 diamond watch left behind under a seat, gave it to a gate agent, only to have the passenger come running back 10 minutes later. Gate agent: man u wouldve been in trouble, huh? Man whom looked like a bond villain: i wouldve been SHOT. Every lesbian ive worked with and had the nice bonding moment of "ur gay?? Im gay!!" That time a man tried to get huffy with me because he wasnt in 1st class and i got to say "sir u can either sit in this seat or u can sit in a seat in t

3.

Text - When i had an emergency landing because the pilots lost steering and we all thought we were gonna die but then we didn't and everyone just applauded the landing and didnt even complain about the 2 hour delay When my flight was delayed for 3 hours because the plane wouldnt start so the crew and i just took a really long nap in the jetway Every 4 and 5 star hotel ive stayed at for free When we overnighted in the middle of nowhere in alabama and went to a sports bar at midnight. The bartende

4.

Text - That time i had an emergency landing because one pilot had such explosive diarrhea that the other 2 pilots had to wear oxygen masks When we overnighted in a casino resort in new orleans and ended up drunk on margaritas and playing blackjack with a bunch of old people at 2pm Every little kid on my flights Every dog i got to pet on my flights When we were flying to nyc during julliard recruitments and half the seats were taken up by cellos

5.

Text - Being in airports late at night and seeing people sleep in the weirdest places because they just dont care (bathroom floors, under gate agent desks, etc) When a woman forgot her actual baby on the plane Woman: can i board first? Gate agent: are u special needs, active military or priority? Woman: no i just want to board first. Gate agent: maam i have 70 other people who also want to board first, im not looking for a line leader. My very first working flight, when a man pointed to my neckl

6.

Text - filmnoirsbian Follow That time a ramp agent came up to me holding up his phone and said "wanna see something weird?" and i said yes, reservedly, thinking it might be gross but then he held out his phone and it was just a picture of hundreds of paradise birds that we were apparently flying to a zoo

7.

Text - filmnoirsbian Follow I have now been a flight attendant for 3 years and 2020 has been a dumpster fire in so many ways, including but not limited to the travel industry, but here are some highlights from this past year in particular The old woman on my plane who saw a teenager was having a panic attack and immediately moved to sit with her and brought her so much comfort she was able to fall asleep Working a flight with only 4 passengers so we all played Cards Against Humanity

8.

Text - Everyone who has very gently said "Stay safe" rather than "Goodbye" Complimenting passengers' fun masks and being complimented in return The anxiety service dogs at the Philly airport wearing vests that say Stress Relief The little girl in the airport who begged me to french braid her hair like mine (and her very apologetic mother) The barista at the airport cafe who gave me free lattes every week for two months because I always came by around closing time

9.

Text - The beachside resort my FA and I got stuck at in key west for 3 days around my birthday because of a hurricane. If you're gonna get stuck somewhere because of a hurricane, it might as well be a beachside resort with bottomless margaritas Each time I reunited with a flight attendant/ pilot friend in an airport or at a hotel or on an airplane. It always feels like a little gift Speaking of gifts, every passenger that has ever given me anything but especially the man that brought freshly mad

10.

Text - The flight attendant I worked with on Halloween who watched a horror movie marathon with me at the hotel even though he was terrified of scary movies Every aircraft cleaner Every hotel cleaner Every unaccompanied minor on my flights, who always make me feel like a temporary big sister The time my roommate (also a flight attendant) got a flat tire while in the airport parking garage and no less than 3 different pilots stopped to help us change it

11.

Text - Flight crew game nights in our hotel rooms The beach overnight on the last day of summer when my pilot and I (drunkenly) decided to go swimming in the ocean at midnight The flight attendant who approached me in a hotel lobby and said we had flown together two years earlier, just after she'd been hired, and she'd wanted to fly with me again ever since

12.

Text - The nurse on my flight who, when the passenger beside her began seizing, leapt into action and saved her life The tween girl who wanted to be a flight attendant and had us quiz her on airport codes (she got every single one correct O) All the flight crew members who regularly help me steal supplies from the aircrafts (gloves, masks, water bottles, sani wipes etc) to bring to Philly's homeless camps and protesters

13.

Text - We live under capitalism and its rule seems inescapable. I'm eager for the days when covid is just a bad memory, and the quality of and access to healthcare is such that, come the next virus, no one has to choose between paying rent or paying a hospital bill. I'm eager for the days when rent and paychecks are a thing of the past, when we work for the pleasure of working, without the pressure of being born into a world run by money and the men who control it.

14.

Text - In the meantime, all we have is each other, and I've been very lucky to have spent my time with so many generous, soft-handed people who have made this year not only bearable, but often enjoyable in spite of the rest. I have been very lucky to work a job that I (mostly) love, even if it is part of an industry that cares only for numbers, not people. We can only keep moving in that direction, helping others along as we go. ♥

Submitted by:

       
 

Times Tech Support Faced Waking Nightmares

There's no question that tech support people need heroic levels of patience. If you're working tech support you can pretty much rest assured that you're about to encounter some hopelessly lost soul at some point that really never should've bought a computer in the first place. Some of these moments of tech support gore are straight up heinous. Not to mention the cringeworthy levels of imminent danger that are evident in these gnarly tech fails. Check out some more tech support gore with this story about an employee being stalled for four hours over a "broken mouse."

1. Holding things together by a thread.

Electronic device - Oudo c. We 1N 1 14 A 1 ... 1. hp slease col. is 10 47, New Looand-060O 441 147

2. When the teacher needs a lesson in screen protectors.

Electronic device

3. Aw, bless Nan's heart.

Product - 7h:0 My nana said her laptop hasn't charged for over a month, and when I looked to see the problem, I saw she had plugged an iPhone 4 charger into the SD card slot. Chat (32) 3/21/2020 4, 8 王 5 CO G .3 453 P te

4. When you put the PC next to a literal heater

Audio equipment

5. When you spill water on the laptop and try to dry it off with a heat gun.

Electronic device - F3 F4 FS F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 PrtScr Inse #3 2$ & 4 R T 6. A G H 3. C V M Page Up Alt Ctrl Alt <- Ho

6. They shipped thousands of dollars worth of computers with no packaging material.

Shoe

7. Computer wouldn't boot, but it was also glued to the desk.

Wood - DELL

8. No. Just no.

Display device

9. Apparently the GF's Xbox 360 hard drive was rattling.

Orange - A-RAM might

10. "The PC won't turn on."

Technology

11. Maple Syrup and Laptops shouldn't be packaged together.

Text - Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters Apparently putting maple syrup and a laptop in the same moving box is a bad idea. Tradueix el tuit ThinkPad 2:20 · 14 de jul. 20 · Twitter for iPhone

12. The Mac wouldn't turn on, but what else is going on here?

Plywood

13. Go home adapters, you're drunk.

Cable - BALANCED AUDIO RIGHT.

14. So that explains the spotty internet.

Infrastructure - 44 119 E310848 24 AWG 4PR (U ROHS eLiant Enbancee

15. Those "refurbished" controllers are tricky.

Photograph - Y

16. Brilliant solution to a broken clip.

Cable - ct Performance

17. When you upgrade the phone but are loyal to the old screen protector.

Wood

Submitted by:

       
 

Bootlegs and Knockoffs That Are Literally Something Else

We live in a big world, and not everyone is willing to pay top dollar for "official" merchandise that may or may not be just as good as a knockoff. Yeah, you get a few incomprehensible spellings as well as some terrifying handmade statues of Shrek, but they all make for amazing and ridiculous knockoffs and bootlegs.

1.

Fictional character - Bart Knows Books Bart Knows Beer Babes Bart Knows

2.

Village - EVELYN

3.

Liquid - Cock enjoy enjoy Cock 5 CAVEN HOT SA CAVENNE PEPPER HOT SAUCE CAYENNE PEPPER HOT SAUCE

4.

Spider-man

5.

Packaging and labeling - 5.00 US Contenido: 1 SOBRE CO Levonorgestrel 1mg SISO After: Anticonceptivo de Emergencia AFTER Anticonceptivo de Emerge 20/12/2018 5. 10 USD 1 DOSIS MINIVN After-D R1676d 100 Tabletas 0000O OUN Levonorgestrel 1.5 mg FENDRAMIN 3.00 USD DIFENHIDRAMINA HCI 25 mg Contenido: 1 SOBRE CON 1 TABLETA (VN RAPIDA RAMIDOM

6.

Finger - Wish you have å nice day GEOK 20

7.

Electronic device - beat.by dr.dry Compatible with BiPod DiPhone DiPad

8.

Advertising - 10 Clothes Toys OVERFLOW 6-6 비봉로34번길 17 Bbang gl

9.

Joint

10.

Automotive tire - 3+ THE TRAIN SA ACK Restoring ancient ways AF ETA SSIC PLAY SET THE TRAIN THE TRAIN SPECINCATIONS COLOURS AND CONTENTS MAY VARY FROMILLUSTRATIONS SUPER SPEED WAFUNET 5

11.

Logo - BARBER KING HAIR BEARD I SKIN Remomber. its n

12.

Truck - M Seft Sundaos CAMMER

13.

Product - T 纯情型 传惑型 生吉 造其所拉 ESLA MOTORS 前拉苏打酒 吉斯场 TESLA MOTORS 特斯拉苏打酒 TESLA 特斯主 ALC:3.5%vC ALC3.5%vol NET:300mL ALC:3.5%vol NET:300ml 0mL

14.

Purple - Out of control Trvalentine's AKISSCS

15.

Mascot

16.

Drink - POOPSI

17.

Motor vehicle - FASTAND SERIOUS TRANSPORTES E MUDANÇAS NEC S no CORAASTSERIOUS.PT TP doso Fotografia

18.

Blue - Harty Poffer

19.

Finger - 6XL DELANG 的狼 舒适肥。 )裤 A comfortable fat guy underwpar Fashion 全格肥伴平腳 Per sonality Energy Karaoke Self-confidence 肥佬系则 Nutty ss Sexy FAON

20.

Oreo - Bisco Ohio Biscoteria HINES GEBĀCK Cream Cookies mit Kakaocreme-Füllung АСКРАСКS 80 ge Serviervorschlag Abbildung vergrolert In Ohio ia Cream Cookies Cremefüllung mit Uanillegeschmack Biscoteria Ohio Biscoteria sortiert - 180 g

21.

Sleeveless shirt - HARRYCPOTTER

22.

Ear - ВКУсный КРЕДИТ sere 75% ODA cDPOCTHOro ANCOPA MOCR СПОНЯТЬСЯ ITLAIA DCLOE& GABABNA

23.

Property - Tel: 01704 500770 Romino's PIZZA KEBAB CHICKEN

24.

Night - Why Not Fricasse Brik ZON ENAS Cntérieur oquette stance

25.

Elephant - ZHENKAI New Leaf Family OF Animal Welcome to WILDLIFE 1826 . 9,99 Collect more wildlife Create your own wildlife paradise

Submitted by:

       
 

Dad Pulls Innocent Prank On Kid, Police Misinterpret Prank, Fail Ensues

This is definitely one of those situations where everything just added up in a way that made the surface level appearance of the situation look way more sketchy than it actually was. Actually, it wasn't sketchy at all. Dad was just playing around, and the police ended up mistaking him for some kind of evil kidnapper. Certainly anything but the typical day of dropping your kid off at school. 

1.

Blue - r/tifu + Join u/battlerazzle01 • 15h 20 17 3 25 E 20 TIFU by embarrassing my kid and involving the police L An actual TIFU, this happened this morning. Key preliminary backstory: on thanksgiving, my youngest played smashy smash with my phone, damaging the sound chip connected to the microphone, rendering phone calls impossible on my phone. Can't hear people, people can't hear me, just doesn't work unless connected to Bluetooth. Does LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE except phone calls.

2.

Text - Key secondary backstory: my fiancees van has a Bluetooth stereo, that doesn't like syncing to phones occasionally and will just not respond to the call option, so even if the phone was working properly, it still MIGHT not work when connected to Bluetooth if the van was feeling moody My 9 year old stepdaughter, who will henceforth be referred to as Squid, had an eye appointment this morning. So she was to go to school late, once the appointment was over. Squid specifically requested that I

3.

Text - So come 9:45, were moseying our way to her appointment. The stereo is connected to my playlist, and we're just flipping through songs. Now sometimes, I like to play older music, or just weird music that the kids don't like. And then I like to over dramatically sing along in the most embarrassing way possible because it's funny. And on comes The Sign by Ace Of Base. Her distaste for the song is almost immediate, and my need to rub it in (in good fun) was strong. So I cranked it up and star

4.

Text - Well the police officer in the parking lot at the light who say this, did not think it was fun, and deemed it as a threat. So as we proceed through the intersection, he lights me up and pulls me over. I at first thought maybe I blew a red light, so I turn down the music, tell Squid to chill out and pulled over in the nearest parking lot. When he used the PA to tell me to turn off the vehicle and step out of the vehicle, I quickly realize that this is not about rolling a red light. Hands o

5.

Text - Myself, my fiancée and Squid all have different last names. Remember how my phone doesn't make phone calls? Can't call my fiancée. Explain the phone issue to the cop, he doesn't understand because I already said it was connected playing music. Remember how the van stereo gets moody? Yeah, it's in a mood now so the cop thinks I'm lying. Other officer tries to call my fiancée from his phone, she isn't answering. Even more suspicious. But the initial officer and the officer questioning me ar

6.

Text - Then, Squid said the smartest and dumbest thing imaginable. "No you listen! Call my dad!" So they get my phone for dads cell number. Dad answers the phone. Officer starts explaining the situation and obviously dad is worried but as the explanation unfolds, I can hear him laughing and he says "was the stereo blasting too?" The police has now gotten his confirmation that all is well in the land of oz, this was not a kidnapping, and everything is fine. We're free to go, now 20 minutes late f

Submitted by:

       
 

Bodybuilders Try Impossible Egg Challenge, Fails Ensue

 

Apparently if you interlock your fingers and proceed to try and crush an egg in between your palms, it's basically impossible. At least that's what the following series of fails from very determined bodybuilders has led us to believe. Like, do you even lift bro? 

Submitted by: (via Isaiah Miranda)

       
 
 
   
   
   

No comments:

Post a Comment

Keep a civil tongue.

Label Cloud

Technology (1464) News (793) Military (646) Microsoft (542) Business (487) Software (394) Developer (382) Music (360) Books (357) Audio (316) Government (308) Security (300) Love (262) Apple (242) Storage (236) Dungeons and Dragons (228) Funny (209) Google (194) Cooking (187) Yahoo (186) Mobile (179) Adobe (177) Wishlist (159) AMD (155) Education (151) Drugs (145) Astrology (139) Local (137) Art (134) Investing (127) Shopping (124) Hardware (120) Movies (119) Sports (109) Neatorama (94) Blogger (93) Christian (67) Mozilla (61) Dictionary (59) Science (59) Entertainment (50) Jewelry (50) Pharmacy (50) Weather (48) Video Games (44) Television (36) VoIP (25) meta (23) Holidays (14)

Popular Posts (Last 7 Days)