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2020/12/19

Man Expects Laptop To Be Fixed For Free and more...

Absolutely beautiful. This tale of pure pro revenge should serve as its own kind of reminder that you just never screw with people that are in the tech support realm. If you do, you run the risk of complete and utter destruction. Or, just having your ...

 

Man Expects Laptop To Be Fixed For Free and more...


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Man Expects Laptop To Be Fixed For Free

Absolutely beautiful. This tale of pure pro revenge should serve as its own kind of reminder that you just never screw with people that are in the tech support realm. If you do, you run the risk of complete and utter destruction. Or, just having your computer get decked out in a way you never would've approved of, with the added layer of not being able to do anything without the tech support wizard allowing it. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this electric organ revenge that was years in the making.

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Blue - r/ProRevenge + Join u/rhunter1980• 10d 1 2 3 3 8 3 Hey, can you fix my daughters laptop for free? Multiple times... To long didnt read at bottom. I feel this a moral pro revenge but if mods and others dont agree please feel free to remove it. A bit of back story/personal beliefs: I'm willing to help my friends, but we all know someone who has or have themselves a friend who is the group mooch. The kind of person who knows you're getting together and just shows up nothing in hand and expec

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Text - My moocher friend isn't tech savy, like at all. He has zero respect for tech and constantly uses me as his go to man when stuff goes sideways, almost always his doing. This is from the olden days of Windows 8 being a fresh hot mess that was the next big thing everyone hated because it took the standard windows interface, beat it over the head with a bat, tossed the bloody corpse into a wood chipper, then proceeded to light the remaining slurry on fire with military grade napalm. (I hate w

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Text - He had recently bought a laptop for his daughter since she was starting to need it for school and he wanted a mobile pc to use when he felt like it, pretty sure he just wanted it for himself but needed to convince the wife to ok the expense. Instead of asking me for input, he decide he was just going to go to big blue multi story and by cheapest laptop model that rhymes with hell. It took less then a day of him fighting with it to call me ask if l'd put windows 7 on it because he hated wi

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Text - I agree and he drops it off within an hour. I should note that this happened just after windows 8 dropped and there was no classic shell programs out that simply said "Fuck off new piece of shit tablet design we're using the old one everyone knows and can use", so my options were limited. Did an initial look at what I was getting myself into and lucky me, Hell had only put out drivers for windows 8 for this model. Yay! I do about 6 hours worth of hunting/downloading/tweaking drivers, and

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Text - SHOCKING,I know... I just restore from the disk made and give it back same day. Let's see how long this lasts... Almost a week later, same thing... Again a quick restore and I give it back.

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Text - This time it took almost a whole 3 weeks till I got a text... Now l'm pissed, what the hell is he doing to this thing to fuck up the operating system. I finally took the time to look at the system and see wtf was going on. He had a bunch of cracked games downloaded and was trying to run those, a bunch of virus/malware on it, oh and a bunch of shady porn sites in his browser history. I'm livid, the only reason I kept fixing this damn thing was because it was supposed to be his daughter's.

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Text - My first step to fixing things my way was to make an admin account that only I had the info for and limit the other account to a limited user. When I talked to his wife I got a good idea of what his daughter really like as far as shows, games, etc. I then proceed to pimp this laptop out for a 10yr old girl. My little pony wallpapers (about 100 on rotate), the entire my little pony cartoon show stored directly on the computer, bratz, barbie, the works. I even redid the icons to a my little

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Text - I personally delivered the laptop this time when the wife and daughter were home, the girly high pitched squeals of joy that nearly ruptured my ear drums made it all worth it. She went off on a joy induced tirade as I show her and her mom everything I did. Including all the shows and games I put on just for her. I then gave her a bright pink thumb drive with purple lanyard and explained that when she wanted to play the games or save anything the drive needed to be plugged in, I set the sa

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Text - I knew it was only a matter of time till I got an angry text/call from my friend as soon as he got a chance to use the laptop I was waiting with gleeful anticipation. I had dropped the laptop off on Monday and I knew he wouldn't get a chance to use it till Friday when he got back from a trip he took. Cut to Friday night and I get a call around 8pm, which I ignore and let go to voicemail. I get 3 more calls every 5-10 minutes which I also ignore. Then I get a bunch of texts which I ignored

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Text - Mooch: What's up?!?! This piece of shit laptop is busted that's what's up! I cant get anything to work right. I downloaded a game and tried installing it but it says I dont have admin rights. I restarted it and the game files were gone completely so I redownload it it but still couldn't install it. It's not even letting me browse the web! I thought you fixed this. WHAT THE HELL!!! Me: Calm down, I'm sure it's something simple. Let me remote in. Mooch: Wait you can do that?

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Text - Me: Yeah, I got sick of having to have it dropped off so I installed remote software. Let's see... first thing I do is remotely restart the system. Mooch: IT DID IT AGAIN!!! Me: What? Mooch: The game I downloaded is gone from the desktop! Me: Oh yeah, put software on the laptop that restores it to a default setting, anything not saved on an external drive gets removed. I gave your wife and daughter a thumb drive. Didn't they tell you it was needed? Mooch: No! What the hell! Why'd you do a

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Text - Me: Well I've had to fix this thing 3 times already and I got sick of it so I made sure anything you downloaded or tried to install would be deleted and blocked. You dont have admin rights, I do. Last time there was over a dozen viruses/malware from your games and the games you were trying to run would barely run on this laptop even if you had legit versions. Mooch: WHAT THE FUCK!!! insert 15 minute rant I didnt pay any attention to because I dont care Well why won't it let me browse the

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Text - Me: Yeah, I thought so. See, me being the upstanding guy I am, I turned on parental controls to keep web browsing safe for your 10yr old daughter. The fuck is wrong with you?!? Mooch: But... Me: No, no buts. It took a lot of work to get this thing working for your daughter's sake and then you use it as your personal play toy which I had to fix 3 times. I'm done with your bullshit, I made it so your daughter can use HER laptop when and how she needs, if you want to get your own laptop and

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Text - Mooch: No... Me: Have a great weekend! click Having spent over 18 years in customer servive/Tech support so I went a bit nuclear on him but I had had enough of his shit. Reminded me of all to many times the problem isn't the hardware/software, it's the meat puppet smashing their face against the keyboard and wondering why stuff doesn't work. So I simply removed that part of the equation. Amazingly enough he didn't have anymore issues with that laptop. Wonder why? Only time I was gotten ah

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Text - To long didnt read: Friend uses me as personal tech monkey for his daughter's laptop he keeps breaking doing shady stuff on. So I pimp it out in girly shows/ games/themes and completely lock it down so he cant change anything with out me doing it. He bitches me out and I proceed to drop a bomb on him.

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Concrete Worker Battles Corrupt Manager Following His Own Instructions

Having an incompetent boss is one thing, but having a corrupt one who orders you to do their dirty work is another. This worker knew his manager was doing some monkey business, so he went out of his way to undermine it. For more workplace battles, here's an employee who derailed an incompetent boss by working their scheduled hours.

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Text - O r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/ExcelCrazy 21 hours ago 2 13 e14 3 20 8 12 2 25 Corrupt manager wants me to reject crucial supplies - I do as instructed oc L About a couple of decades ago, I used to work at a concrete production plant for a reputable construction company. Our company, like several other construction companies, were awarded a portion of a larger project. A large portion of land was earmarked for setting up temporary office buildings and concrete plants for the differ

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Text - As many of you may (or not) know, concrete is produced my mixing cement, water, sand and stone grits (size 20mm + 10mm) along with special admixtures in a specific ratio. Our recipe also contained a special ingredient - stone dust. Turns out, only our company used stone dust in our concrete and the neighbors did not. So a special truckload full of stone dust was specially shipped for us. This is important later. My job entailed orchestrating concrete delivery to our project sites apart fr

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Text - Since my job entailed checking incoming material before accepting, the suppliers would usually try to offer some petty bribes, from cash to booze to flesh - if you know what I mean O I always declined such offers as once accepted, you became their dog and lose all respect in their eyes. Moreover, bad material also impacted the quality of concrete produced: strength, consistency and setting time, to name a few. Since concrete delivery was also part of my job, it was in my best interest to

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Text - One night, a supplier truck entered the premises with 20mm stone chips. Upon testing, I found them to be undersized for 20mm and oversized for 10mm. I went ahead and rejected the load. The driver and supplier started pestering me, offering bribes and what not. When I didn't budge, they called my boss who asked me what was going on. I explained that the quality of material was unacceptable and I have rejected this. When I mentioned it is too small for 20mm, he ordered me to dump it in 10mm

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Text - A couple of weeks pass by and my boss asked me to reject "a truckload" of material from a very reliable supplier. He knew that the supplier was only delivering stone dust that day and should we reject material, the entire load would be a waste and a loss to the supplier. Once the stone chips or stone dust has left the quarry, they, for some reason, can't bring it back. Hence my boss wanted to hit the supplier where it hurt most. Especially stone dust as there was no other company that wou

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Text - Cue - malicious compliance. I called the supplier, who had become a friend by now and told him that I was under orders to reject "a truck". He panicked and told me that my boss was putting pressure on him for bribes. This particular supplier believed in providing quality material and always visited my lab to understand how I tested the material and what my requirements were. He would then go back to his quarry and adjust the equipment to deliver the best quality materials. Because he put

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Text - I asked the supplier friend to route a truckload of 20mm stone chips meant of some other company to my plant first. I would let the gate security log the trucks' entry and then promptly reject the material. He was then supposed to send the stone dust which I would accept and be done with my "task." Everything happened as planned, I completed my remaining activities for the night and went home. When I came back to work in the evening, my boss was waiting for me at the door. As expected, he

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Text - He very casually asked me if I had rejected a truckload. I acted dumb and answered in affirmation. I told him that the very first truck, a 20mm was rejected. Now usually 20mm is never rejected, especially from this supplier, so he asked me what reason did I give while rejecting the truckload. I said flakiness index - a test we never do as a field test, but is mandated by the client to be done once a quarter. He knew that I was playing him but he couldn't do anything. I had done exactly wh

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Tagged: drama , work , concrete , lol , nice , story , truck , funny , win
       
 

Dad Embarrasses Daughter At Car Wash

 

Dad's just too clever for his own good. We get the feeling that this is the kind of dad who gets a whole lot of enjoyment out of dispensing a steady procession of dad jokes that are dangerously dadly.

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Tagged: parenting , dad , prank , ridiculous , funny , Video
       
 

Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

Sure, complex humor is probably better for your brain, but sometimes life calls for a motherload of devastating dad jokes to sweep in and get puns everywhere. They may very well be stupid and tacky, but they're the dangerously dadly dad jokes we know and tolerate. Some may be painful, but they are always sort of rewarding.

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Text - FROVO @fro_vo SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn't even know you could get pregnant 1:16 AM · 2020-10-11 · Twitter for iPhone 2,436 Retweets 50 Quote Tweets 14.7K Likes

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Text - aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even This post makes me so angry

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Text - Taylor Burkhalter @TLBurkhalter I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, "Man, Budapest is going to love this." They asked who Budapest was. I said "I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY" and that's when they stopped calling me son

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Text - The Dad O THE DAD @thedad If you make your safe word "banana" after sex you can say "orange you glad I didn't say banana" and your wife will leave you but it'll be worth it.

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Text - andrews not spooky @AndrewsNotFunny flight attendant: all we've got to watch is air bud me: I know how windows work pal 1:45 PM · 2020-10-29 · Twitter for Android 503 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 4,999 Likes

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Text - I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.

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Text - Chinese take out $8 Tip $2 Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order, riceless

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Text - tatum @50FirstTates me: our kids were arrested for setting a car on fire wife: omg arson? me: and our daughter 6:53 PM · 2020-10-05 · Twitter for iPhone 138 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 948 Likes

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Machine - Well, this makes cents.

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Text - miKE LİIERALLYO @SkippyMcGizzard If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil, you have yourself a Philip's head screwdriver. 1:30 PM · 2020-09-19 · Twitter for Android 126 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 318 Likes

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Text - Adamned Cerious @Browtweaten me: hey there's a bloody oar in the water friend: that's foreboding me:I know what they're for 5:02 PM · 2020-10-11 · Twitter for Android 375 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 2,568 Likes

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Facial hair - thomas @perfectsweeties ay girl are u a noun cuz u could be a PERSON at my PLACE doing a THING 2:46 PM · 2020-10-09 · Twitter for Android 1,975 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 16.8K Likes

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Organism - KEEPING TROPICAL FISH AT HOME CAN HAVE A CALMING EFFECT ON THE BRAIN UNKNOWN PUNster @2018 DUE TO ALL THE INDOOR FINS...

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Organism - O JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY DAD HAS BEEN STEALING FROM HIS JOB AS A ROAD WORKER FOR YEARS I NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE IT, BUT WHEN I GOT HOME, ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE made on imgur

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It's not a long poem, but it's deep.

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Text - TuSoon Shakur @TuSoonShakur ALEX TREBEK: in einstein's famous equation, this is equal to mc? DOG: CAT: DOLPHIN: *furiously clicking buzzer* 2:44 PM · 2019-08-20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,830 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 20.9K Likes

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Text - Erin on the side of caution @Mom_Overboard Me [lifting shirt]: I trust these will cover it Tattoo artist: what're you doing Me: paying you Tattoo artist: I'm confused Me: you know, tit for tat 2:19 PM · 19 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - Terry F @daemonic3 professor x: whats your mutant power me: i can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try [points up] 2 pulls professor x: [stands up and pulls twice] not bad, but not a power me: i'm kidding, i can heal paraplegics professor x: [still standing] holy shit 3:54 PM · 2020-08-28 · Twitter Web App 1,649 Retweets and comments 11.4K Likes

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Cup - ROCKET MAAAAAAN! BLURBIN FLIPPY DOO DER BORKIN SCLO000AN!

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Blue - Monday 14:35 What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? Today 19:50 What? Gen A Today 20:12 I don't get it GIF Type a message...

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Text - youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for times new ramen squeeful I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

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Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took hima couple bytes 18:08 · 08/04/2019 · Twitter for Android

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Waist - 50

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I asked the surgeon: can I administer my own anaesthetic? The surgeon said: Go ahead, knock yourself out. >

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Text - While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.

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Text - spookie @kieransofar me: what's todays criminology class on? friend: cannibalism me: [gasping] a hannibal lecture

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Text - Follow @michaeljhudson I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure. RETWEETS LIKES 1,828 3,975 11:24 PM - 20 Nov 2014

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Organism - JOKE FOR YOU, I HAVE. WHAT DID YODA SAY WHEN HE SAW HIMSELF IN 4K? I DON'T KNOW, WHAT? HDMI

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Text - andrews not spooky @AndrewsNotFunny me *swallowing pride* baby lion: holy shit 11:32 AM · 2020-09-30 · Twitter for Android 1,309 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 15.2K Likes

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Text - Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven Show me how two u's this vacuum 11:37 AM · 2015-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 1,379 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 3,139 Likes

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Text - Daveastated FOLDERS ... @Daveastated A computer game where you go back in time with a gun to kill Adam; it's a first person shooter. 7:37 PM · 2020-10-25 · Twitter for Android 105 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 346 Likes

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Text - There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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Tagged: clever , dad jokes , puns , lol , dad , ridiculous , dumb , funny , stupid
       
 

Unfortunate Vehicles that Couldn't Make the Clearance

For every bridge and overpass in this world, there is a truck that is almost, just barely too tall to make it under. That wouldn't be a problem if there weren't also truck drivers who look at that bridge and go "eh, I think it'll be fine." Cue can opener sound. It's the thought process that leads to many failures, mistakes, messes and errors.

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Road surface - CATUNAMBU STANISH 1RMYUM COFTEE Lom Jor puling Sheara fr LNV IS

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Road surface - LOW CLEARANCE AHEAD O COMMERCIAL ST NG

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Text - l 02-UK 4G 5 mins · 14:20 Apparently the story goes, it was being delivered to Gordon Lamb in Chesterfield , it hung on the bridge for three hours before being recovered , the dealer then put it in the showroom as a testament to the strength of a Saab. 9+ II

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Motor vehicle - SGKSAME AL

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Space - AC

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Motor vehicle - TANADREAM

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Motor vehicle - TREADMAXX TRE DISTRIBTRS Great TIRES Great PRICES Great SERVICE

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Road surface - PENSKE Treck Rental PENSKE Nousehal& Besiness Rentals GoPenske com 1-800 GO PENSKE CAUT

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Transport - 118M SARVERS

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Motor vehicle - FOXS NEWS BREAKING NEWS FOX3 WEicom 1 ON YOUR SOt

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Motor vehicle - "Did you get stuck?" "No, I'm delivering a fucking bridge." 2.2 DHL THS

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Road surface - 11-4 SE BALIO ALICL EMRICK'S

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Motor vehicle - PENSKE

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Commercial vehicle - Cork Safety Alerts @CorkSafetyAlert #CorkTraffic Bus stuck under a bridge on Church Road in Douglas. Emergency services are en route. Use an alternative route. Tenn ream

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Concrete bridge - Susan Tierney 11 mins · * ... Flatbed carrying Soviet helicopter fuselage on Storrow Drive. Expensive!

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Wheel

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Road surface - NYUNDA

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Mode of transport

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Motor vehicle - te hyder

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Motor vehicle - YorkMix @theyorkmix Updated with new pix: Bus hits low bridge in York - ripping off its roof yorkmix.com/bus-hits-low-b.. Tweet vertalen CRELIANCE SLOV RELIANCE

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Motor vehicle - UHAUL Cente-Ri Oreddit Posted in r/philadelphia by u/Sage2050

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Night

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Motor vehicle - OXXO slempre listos siempre ahi

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Wood - 132812 1-800-GO-PENSKE MRON

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Pregnant Sister Wants Man To Change Cat's Name

Man, we wish this was the first time we were encountering a ridiculous situation involving one person expecting the other person to change their cat/baby's name, because they want that precious name for their baby as well. It's a strange and completely delusional situation of ungodly entitlement. All you can really do with anyone who is making that request of you is to try and give them the reality check they so clearly need. This scenario sounds like such a nightmare that it's genuinely hard to believe it's real. For another ridiculous situation involving some baby name drama, check out this woman's sister-in-law who wanted to name her baby "Alibi." 

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Text - Text - AITA for not changing my cats name for my sisters baby i swear im going crazy with this. i have two cats, Tonks and Dio. Tonks named after the HP character and Dio's name is a little funny; named after digiorno pizza. Just liked Dio and my mom and i thought it was funny. So now my sister has been saying shes gonna start trying for a baby. Im like cool okay congrats (not a big fan of kids myself but good luck to her). Fastforward three months and shes pregnant and starts talking bab

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Text - Text - well her boyfriends friend texts me yesterday saying her bf's family has a tito Dio and would appreciate if i rename or (and i cannot believe this) rehome my cat. friend said he coULD TAKE him. like what the fuck? no you're not taking my cat and no im not renaming him so thats what i tell the friend. and like two hours later my sister calls me and just says something like she cant ever be over at our (mine and moms) house with a cat named after her son. its disrespectful. like i ca

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Text - Text - my mom said something like "well we can call him deedee or d hes already 11" thats even more reason for me to not change his name hes fucking 11. hes had this name for a decade???? i know i SHOULD care more about a nephew than a cat but this is like my kid. I dont want him to be confused and scared for the last half of his life. and i know my sister. shed bring her son over and let him fuck with the cats and call it cute and take pictures even if i tell her to stop. idk its so stup

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Text - Text - JohnChapter11Verse35 • 11h • Asshole Enthusiast [8] 14 Awards How is the cat named after her son when the cat's literally been in existence for 11 years before her son was ever created? Word of advice: get your cat microchipped and take plenty of pictures ASAP. If your sister's boyfriend has already found a new home for your cat without discussing it with you first, he might just take the next step and "disappear" Dio entirely Reply 1 11.2k 3 ... +

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Text - Text - Holiday_Commission49 • 12h • Partassipant [4] 1 Award NTA. Cat had the name first, end of story Reply 1.5k ...

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Text - Text - mightymikek7 • 12h • Partassipant [1] NTA. If someone casually told me to give them my cat because they didn't approve of it's name I think I would absolutely lose it. Your sister and her boyfriend are out of their damn minds and in response to this behavior I would extend my cat's name to match their baby's middle and last name also. Q Reply •.. 635

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Text - Text - NottheNSA94 • 12h • Partassipant [4] j 4 Awards You were expecting delivery but it was me, Dio! NTA.

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Text - Text - _its_only_forever • 12h • Asshole Aficionado [15] 1 Award NTA I would actually suggest changing his name to "Dio, The First Of His Name", though. Just to be clear to anyone who may ask in the future about the order of priority. Reply 4.6k ...

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Text - sneeky_seer • 12h • Certified Proctologist [27] NTA the cat was called Dio for 11 years. Your sister can take a chill pill and so can the rest of the family and friends. Reply 1 2.2k 3 ...

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Text - Technical-Mushroom • 12h • Asshole Enthusiast [5] NTA Ask your sister why she's trying to name her baby after your 11 year old cat whenever she brings it up. Reply 19.9k ...

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Text - SoCuriousAml • 12h • Partassipant [3] NTA It's the other way around - she's naming her kid after your cat, as her baby (who might even be a girl) is born so many years later than your cat. This is ridiculous. Stand your ground, OP. Reply 658 ...

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Text - Text - Cinder9653 • 12h • Asshole Aficionado [14] NTA and it is completely ridiculous that a friend of her bf would have the cheek to text you to suggest something like this. It wasn't even your sister or her bf that started the convo, which makes it even weaker of an argument from their side. I'll never understand people who legitimately think they own a name once they've chosen it for their baby. It's as if that decision automatically translates to a patent in their mind. The petty side

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Text - Text - Demetre4757 • 8h Oh God. NTA. You would also not be the asshole if you created some personalized items for the cat. I'm envisioning: A cat bed in the corner with a calligraphy wall decal spanning both of the adjoining walls: Dio's Domicile Throw pillows with his picture printed on them, embroidered with "Dio's Digs" Personalized food and water bowls labeled "Dio's Dishes" Litter box labeled "Dio's Droppings" A cat door labeled "Dio's Door" mean, this cat obviously needs his own wal

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Text - Text - Natinxa • 12h Sooooo NTA, like it hurts how much you're NTA and they wanna make you feel that way like fuck. IT'S A FUCKING NAME. They need to get over it and either stick with the name they want or if they're that much of cry babies about it pick a different name. That cat is fucking 11 years old, even it was less than a year old this would be stupid so it just makes this an especially stupid request. Also fuck that person who texted for them and casually tried to be like l'll tak

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Text - Wrothrok • 11h NTA 100%. Fuck that. Tell them you renamed the cat "Dioh", but the H is silent. Reply 1 95 3 ...

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Text - Jukkobee • 11h NTA. There are hundreds of thousands of names to choose from. If they don't like this one because your cat has the same one, then they shouldn't choose this one. | Reply 1 23 ...

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Text - Text - cdiddy19 • 11h NTA my neighbors I was really good friends and shared a driveway with adopted an old dog with my same name... It was very confusing at times. I'd ignore people thinking they were talking about or to the dog, or l'd go to someone saying my name only to realize they were talking about or to the dog. The dog would also come when people were saying my name. It was confusing... But the dog was old and had her name, and I'm a person and had mine, yeah it was confusing but

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Text - PhotoKada • 10h NTA. Dio's name is a little funny If I didn't read any further, l'd have assumed you name Dio after the JoJo character. Still a lovely name regardless. Question. Why would she think you'd be fine with rehoming your cat simply because he shares the same name as your nephew? Reply 1 59 3 ...

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Text - Text - eipten • 11h • Asshole Aficionado [13] NTA. So what if your cat & her baby have the same name? It's really not that big a deal; my grandma's dog and I used to share a name & it was like "haha that's funny" if we both came when the name was called but it was literally never an issue. Also, it's just plain entitled of her to expect you to change your cat's name or even give it away as if it weren't family just because she likes a name. Reply 1 15 ...

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Text - Text - Longjumping_Number39 · 8h • Asshole Enthusiast [9] Every day, I move a little closer to believing that potential parents should undergo psychological and IQ testing before having children. NTA. Also, you might want to baby proof your sister's house. Not to protect her baby, but for her and her husband. They might start licking the outlets. Reply 22 ...

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Text - Text - SomeCallMeTiimm • 11h NTA Tell her it was the cats name first so she shouldn't name her child after your cat. You should also tell her that she can't call her son Fuzzy-Butt as that is also your cat's name. Reply 1 103 ...

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Text - smpbmp • 12h • Partassipant [2] Nta at all. These people need to relax, it's just a name...that the cat had first! Reply 1 21 <3 ...

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Text - Eeveenings • 11h • Asshole Enthusiast [9] NTA. Congrats by the way on figuring out time travel. I suspect that you will be traveling back 11 years in time in the next 6 months so you can name your cat after your sister's child. That's a huge deal! Try flipping the tables and instead of defending your cat's name make her question naming a child that... "Geez pretty messed up naming a kid after a cat.". Yeah but it's a family name... "Except no one knows that family member but everyone know

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Text - Neildavies • 11h NTA - names are names and in 10 years nobody's going to care that there was once a cat with the same name. I literally heard a woman yesterday picking up a prescription for her dog that has the same name as my daughter - and I didn't lose my shit on this woman. Reply 1 12 ...

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Text - _A_Brit_Abroad_ • 8h • Partassipant [3] NTA The cat is not named after her son - the cat was born and named years before the kid was first thought of let alone conceived - so the kid is named after the cat. She is being disrespectful and entitled asf as she does not have autonomy on the name and should not be demanding you rehome an animal - animals are for life. Maybe she can use the name as a middle name? or get over herself as her kid will not be the only one with the name in the entir

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Absolute Units from The Land of Giants

There's a heavy duty version of just about everything. Mattresses, tools, horses and frogs all have their own absolute units. These big boys are gargantuan in stature and plump in frame. These absolute units are just too mighty for this little world. When you see a big boy you know what's up.

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Bed

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Organism - The prophecy spoke of his return

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Face

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Squirrel

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Small to medium-sized cats - gato mas Fd Fie THIS IS FAT FRED. HE IS A BOY. HE IS NOT PREGNANT. HE WEIGHS 28 POUNDS. YES, HE IS ON A DIET. NO, IT IS NOT WORKING WELL FAT FRED LOVES PEOPLE YOU MAY COME IN AND PET HIM. HE SITS ON SMALL CHILDREN AND LOVES BEING SCRATCHED NEAR HIS HIPS FAT FRED IS NOT UP FOR ADOPTION, BUT WE DOHAVE SMALLER MMODELS AVALABLE

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Produce - Camryn Gelting @Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber NIKE WSNPS

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Natural landscape - Tra tnt

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Floor - in KING DICK

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Human

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Human

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Wood

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Vertebrate - The only transformation pics l'm into

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Nail

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Fluid

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Organism

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Organism - Imagine going hiking & running into this. lon even know what my next move would be dexter @DontAskDexter What is the opposite of pspspsps @EXPLORIZE

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Facial hair - Louis Coulon In 1904, is well know for his 13 foot long beard which he used to hold his cats in

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Organism - USRMET 19CARPE WHEENG, (800-67 12 8 16 5 5.

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Finger

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Organism

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Human

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Artist - SOIENCE RC SCIENC DYNA *靈構100* $52-86 DURC OROE SCIENC

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Shoe

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Mode of transport - When you let your plane stay at grandmas house for a week

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Winter

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Denim

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Office supplies

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Tumblr Thread: Three Repetitive Types of Female Characters

Tumblr is generally the place where people get exhaustive about the annoying types of characters they see over and over again in books, tv and movies. Movies are a business and we tend to not question repetition, like these very limited types of movie posters. For some, these characters are so unrealistic that it takes away from the story. It's a bit like this Twitter thread making fun of how male authors describe women.

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Text - phantomrose96 Follow Women: "Hey, can we hire fewer blatant misogynists to direct and create media? We'd support that." Nerdy Male Director: "Well-spoken. Have you considered hiring me, a man who is afraid of women?"

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Text - phantomrose96 Follow Nerdy Male Director: "She had many masculine traits, like eating 10 hamburgers at once and wrestling Russian mercenaries while never going over 112 pounds. She learned these skills from her many fathers and brothers, never from a male partner or friend, as that may suggest she has some autonomous sexual history. No, men were all too afraid of her, except for me who has mistaken my fem-dom fetish for respect. If I met her in real like l'd hate her for rejecting me with

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Text - phantomrose96 Follow Nerdy Male Director: "She was quirky and spontaneous and unfathomable. She was completely disarmed and alluring and so full of sunshine. She wanted to be by my side at all times no matter how much I shrugged her off, pained by my history of real women with adult- minds who wouldn't put up with my unbearable personality. She was a golden retriever. But a human one, with boobs and legs. I made a dog into a woman and she is my dream girl. I have a degree in literature."

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Text - phantomrose96 Follow Nerdy Male Director: "She was a strong, feminist woman who was the ruler of this matriarchal nation. So strong, and so cold, and so emotionless, because i cannot figure out what sort of emotions or feelings a woman in power would have. I hate her because she is the bitter old screen-writing professor who gave me a D- on my manuscript about a sad 20 year old man finding himself through a series of prostitute encounters. She is violently killed on screen, and it is cath

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Entitled Customer Expects Restaurant To Stay Open Late, Can't Handle Rejection

Anyone who has ever muddled through a difficult existence in the service industry knows that there are many days filled with irrational, entitled, generally insufferable customers that refuse to treat their fellow human beings with anything remotely close to decent behavior. Well, this guy certainly got just the kind of clap back that he was rudely asking for, after having an emotional implosion when the restaurant wouldn't serve him past closing hours. Check out another glorious tale of malicious compliance with this call center employee who wasn't given their rightful raise, and what they did as a response

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/luridfox • 15h 5 2 2 2 S 7 At closing time I am still the manager M So I was 19 at the time and a shift supervisor at a local sub shop (Planet Sub). This was my first supervisory/ managerial position and for how shy and generally insecure I was at the time, I am amazed I had the gall to do this. To be fair it had been a LONG day, and I had a second job that would give me more hours if I wanted.

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Text - I was in charge of closing the store and I had had a couple of staff call in, leaving me and two workers to deal with a busy night of sandwiches, pissy and entitled customers, and no breaks save for quick restroom ones. The store closed at 10, and we were for sure going to be shutting things down at 10:00.01, clean as fast as we could, and be free. All of us had school/ classes the next day early. Around 9:30 I answered the phone to a terse gentleman demanding to know when we close becaus

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Text - Once 10pm hit we got going on what we needed to finish, food covered, stored in the walk-in, counters cleared etc. There were a few people finishing up eating in the lobby, but they looked almost done. At 10:15 an irritated voice called into the kitchen asking "is there anybody working here, I would like to place my order". I walked out, and behind the counter told him that we closed 15 minutes ago and the kitchen was shut down. "I called half an hour ago and I was told I could come get f

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Text - At this moment folks, I had a moment of clarity, that I did not want to take this in the slightest, and I wanted to be a sarcastic and immature prick. I did not get paid enough for this, and I was fed up with the day. "One moment, I will get him" I said politely with a genuine smile. I then turned around, removed my hat and apron, hung them on a hood, and turning back to face him stated "Hi, I'm Jeff, I am the manager tonight."

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Text - I heard cackles of laughter from the other employees in the back, who had been listening to all of it. "I am calling tomorrow for the store manager, and you will all be fired" he stated, as he stormed out. "His name is Shaun. Have a good night" I shouted after him, “he should be here by 7." He turned around at the door, "you just lost a very valuable customer, this is the last time I am coming here. "Thank god for that!" I said as he stepped out, turning around to flip me off on his way o

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The Biggest Bullets People Dodged

We like to think we're in control of our own lives, but that's not always the case. We do our best to stay out of trouble, but sometimes it's just up to chance, or someone else's intervention that we don't end up stepping into a pit of snakes. One missed bus or the decision to have cake instead of pie can lead to some missed bullets or crazy butterfly effect situations.

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Text - alex_harold 4.0k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago As a kid, after running errands in town with my mom, I was climbing into the backseat of our family station wagon. A semi-truck hit a power line pole down the street causing the still-live wire to fall, bounce off the roof of the car and hang across the open door just a foot or two above my legs. Raised catholic, I wondered for a while after if I had actually died that day and that the rest of what I thought was my life was my purga

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Text - EmperorHans 45.0k points · 3 days ago 5 O5 2 3 10 & 7 More I had a cardic arrest about four years ago. Dropped dead(ish) in the middle of my shift. Found out after I woke up about a week later that: A) the manager who saw me fall was a former life guard and knew proper CPR B) an ambulance happened to be passing about two blocks away C) probably the best cardio unit in my state was a ten minute ambulance ride from where it all happened. Walked out of the hospital about two weeks later, ful

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Text - LegallyBodacious 37.6k points · 3 days ago O 2 3 & 3 More Not changing jobs in early 2020. Would have been a short lived promotion after early restructuring and layoffs. Nice-Excitement888 27.3k points · 2 days ago 2 e7 32 I changed jobs March 9, 2020. Two days later my city shut down and everyone was sent to work from home. My new company committed to zero covid layoffs, the company I left, laid off about 80% of my department. Dodged a bullet haha.

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Text - StuckInTheElevator 37.4k points · 3 days ago · 2 5 3 3 & 3 More edited 2 days ago Was going to move to a different apartment complex last month...got injured at work and lost hours; therefore, couldn't come up with the deposit money in time. Last week some asshat was cooking meth and caught the building on fire.

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Text - well_uh_yeah 30.7k points · 3 days ago 2 2 2 5 When my great aunt passed away I was helping to clean out her house. I'm just dragging everything out of the basement and suddenly my dad is like, "Whoa! Put that down gently and let's move away from here." So I put the weird metal tube-type thing I'm carrying down and get out of there. Turns out it's a mortar shell from when my aunt worked in a munitions factor during WWII. Bomb squad came and took it away.

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Text - ThadisJones 29.4k points · 3 days ago & 9 More Not me, but I had a field service engineer working on one of my big robotic liquid handlers. He decided to bypass the safety pin that prevents the heads from moving while the cover is open while he had a diagnostic program queued up on the computer. What he didn't know was that the instant he reinserted the safety pin the machine would execute the queued instructions and start moving, and he had a hand inside it right in the danger zone. I gr

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Text - The_Chonto 27.6k points · 2 days ago 2 4 3 4 8 4 I stayed up all night before a daytrip to Hong Kong. You know that daze when you haven't slept, you're just kinda robotic and doing the human stuff, nearly zero awareness of anything? Well, I went to cross a street and my friend behind me SNATCHED my shoulder and yanked me backwards just in time to feel the WHOOSH of a doubledecker bus breezing past us. I just looked at him like "oh, thanks man" and it took a whole extra minute for my brain

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Text - whitethrowblanket 24.3k points · 2 days ago · 3 4 e & 13 More Not my story, but a girl I knew had had a few drinks edited 2 days ago and decided to hitchhike home, a town about 40 min away from the one she'd been drinking in. Note- it is very common for people to hitch hike in this area. She gets picked up by a car of guys, all seems fine until she points out they can drop her off just up ahead, and they keep driving. She had that 'instant sober' feeling. She plays it off like she's cluel

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Text - mlahut 19.5k points · 2 days ago 2 2 3 2 E Freshman year of college I had a calc class. It was material I had learned before, but for various reasons they didn't give me transfer credit. So I skipped class quite frequently. Though I usually slept in, one morning I find myself awake at 8:30 and not really feeling like sleep. Might as well check in on the class and see what's going on. It was the midterm exam.

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Text - TheFuckingQuantocks 15.6k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ag PE 6 2 5 6 10 & 41 More My GF and I were going to see Cats, the movie. Our Uber pulls up and straight away we notice something about the driver. To this day, we can't articulate what it was, other than to say he just felt "off". We got into he car, already hesitating and a touch anxious. He looks at us in the rear view mirror and makes a comment like "two lovely ladies in my car tonight" or some weird shit. A few minutes in,

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Text - seeing_red415 15.5k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 2 S I was walking down the street in downtown Chicago and I heard a loud bang followed by a woman screaming. Somebody dropped a full 2 liter bottle of soda from the 13 floor and it just missed me. It was essentially a giant bullet at that height and speed. The woman screaming was about 5 feet behind me (she was the 2nd closest to being hit). I'm pretty sure that bottle would have killed me if it hit me.

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Text - Axeman1721 13.0k points · 2 days ago 2 4 & 6 More When I was in middle school I wanted to buy a fedora, but none could fit my head.

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Text - Worlds_Best_Coffee 12.4k points · 2 days ago A friend had lost his job under suspicious circumstances. A few weeks later he asked me to take him to the bank, as I got near to pick him up I caught a train. He called to say never mind he would get someone else. A few days later a friend sent out a message to a large number of our friends, this guy lost his job and was running a check cashing con - Can you cash this check for me? I'll pay you $50 if you do. The check is $500, he has no backi

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Text - baeuti 11.7k points · 2 days ago 2 3 23 36 84 There was a pile of stuff that people would leave at our house when I was at university, coats and stuff. Moving out day and we found a random samurai sword in the pile. We were messing about with it trying to make it go “swoosh". I was stood facing my brother while he was swooshing it when the blade dislodged from the handle, flew straight past me and stuck horizontally into my headboard. So yeah my brother nearly impaled me while messing aro

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Wood

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Text - khendron 11.5k points · 2 days ago Many years ago, my flight had just landed at Chicago O'hare and the plane was taxiing when the pilot suddenly slammed on the brakes. People were literally thrown forward against the seat in front of them. A few seconds later, another plane (taking off I think) went screaming by right in front of us. No explanation was given, though our imaginations provided a lot of gory details.

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Text - HoodooSquad 9.7k points · 2 days ago 2 3 2 9 8 2 My newborn needed to be rushed to a super high level NICU to be put into a state of induced hypothermia, because he only had hours before he would suffer permanent brain damage. I live in a small town in the middle of no where. The small town next door just barely upgraded their hospital to have that hypothermia suite, one of only a few in Texas. He's doing great, no sign of any damage.

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Text - ansteve1 7.1k points · 3 days ago 2 S Literally. I was walking back to our barracks in Afghanistan talking with my peers and my staff Sergeant. We get to on part my staff Sergeant grabbed my collar and pulled me back. Right there was a unexploded 40mm grenade projectile from a launcher sitting where my my foot was about to land. Big yikes.

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Tumblr Rant Calls Out Marriage Standards

Society has a frustrating knack for creating all kinds of unrealistic standards that it expects its members to live by. In this case, we have a Tumblr user calling out society's outdated and illogical standards about how people should handle their love lives. Some folks are actually just completely at peace with not sharing their life with someone else. It's on the rest of their fellow human beings to recognize that happiness and not question it as if something's out of place. 

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Text - claryfairhild Follow i'm so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i'm so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i'm so done. i'm do not want to get 2 a.m texts from my best friend who is freaking out that she is gonna die alone. i do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested in her. i do not want see us falling for every nice guy who does not

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Text - kaerya Follow Not a real criticism, just an expansion really, but .. it's not just the timetables we need to get away from, but the goal itself, I think. "One day you will find someone," sounds comforting, but the reason it doesn't lay fears to rest is because we are all smart enough to know it's not necessarily true. My aunt is over sixty, never married, and never, so far as I am aware, ever even had a great romance. She dated a lot, but never clicked and now seems to have given up. My m

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Text - But .. My aunt trains dogs. Her schipperke is the national champion for his breed. She spent so much of her life as a librarian, nurturing the love of books in kids, myself among them. Tride horses because of her, and it's one of the very few things I do that makes my soul feel at peace. My mentor is one of the best criminal defense attorneys in her state. She has devoted her life to fighting to ensure that everyone gets a vigorous defense. Because of her countless people have had the opp

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Text - So love your family, your friends, your pets, your gardens. Love your job or your hobby or your raison d' etre, whatever it is. Love sunsets and the smell of rain and yourself, and don't love these as something to do as a placeholder until the buzzing, romantic love comes, but love these as things worth loving all in themselves. It's fucking hard some days. The dark 3 am's still come sometimes. But most days, I am so much more at peace knowing that I am not incomplete or waiting, but that

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Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

Just in case you're unfamiliar with the Nextdoor app, it's a wonderful hub of people voicing various complaints and other strange observations about their respective neighborhoods. We've rounded up a hilarious collection of some of the most ridiculous musings we were able to find from an account dedicated to Nextdoor funnies on Twitter. These might just get you in the holiday spirit. Or, maybe make you thankful that you're not living next to some of these people. 

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Text - Best of Nextdoor 000 @bestofnextdoor Rey Bridgewater · 50 min ago Thanksgiving is over. It is now acceptable to put up Christmas decor. On my command, open the flood gates. Like

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Nov 24 000 "HOLIDAY GREETING ETIQUETTE" Holiday Greeting Etiquette. I just want everyone to know that it's okay to wish us Happy Honda Days even though we are a Toyotathon family, you don't have to use the generic "Happy Winter Car Sale" greeting. Posted in Recommendations to 21 neighborhoods 21 27 550 3.5K

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Dec 26, 2019 000 Meanwhile, in the OC... Orange County Moms ... 7 hrs · This time of year is super important for non-Spanish speakers to use the ñ when wishing us Feliz Año Nuevo because without it you're wishing us well on our new butthole. 22 27 300 1.8K

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Text - Best of Nextdoor 000 @bestofnextdoor "When neighbors start talking, good things happen." What would you do? Today when I awoke I found the note, attached to this post, taped to my front door. I think the note being anonymous & its content is extremely rude. What do you think & what would you do? Dear Neighbor, We don't really know you as we live several houses down the street. We appreciate your Christmas spirit, however, my wife and I and several others in the neighborhood are concerned

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Green - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Nov 25 "When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 00 Galloway Ridge Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except Phil. Everyone one of you, except Phil, are wonderful neighbors. I'm happy to be a part of this community. 5 replies · 3 days ago · 28 neighborhoods Thank Comment 4 Q 5 83 27 437 3.7K

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Text - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor wild tofurky @eeyikes s/o to the lady on my NextDoor who posted an appeal for *volunteers* to come serve as wait staff at her family's Thanksgiving dinner 11/13/18, 2:11 PM 11:10 AM · Nov 13, 2020 4.4K 457 people are Tweeting about this

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Text - Best of Nextdoor 000 @bestofnextdoor "TO WHOEVER CALLED THE POLICE AND HAD THEM COME TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT LIKE OUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS... SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?" Christmas Decorations Complaint To whoever called the police and had them come to my house because you did not like our Christmas Decorations. SERIOUSLY! You wasted their time for that? I remember just a few months ago how many neighbors reamed me on here for calling the police when a strange lady rang my doorbell at almos

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Green - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Nov 26 00 Alana A Sherman Oaks (Hazeltine-Woodman) How long do I microwave a 25 pound turkey for? Please advise. Posted 1h ago to Sherman Oaks (Hazeltine-Woodman) and 19 nearby 83 27 526 3.1K

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Blue - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Nov 28 000 1I Monterey| The Colonies Christmas lights hello, I know everyone loves this time of year, but can we please be considerate of some of us and please cut your lights off at 7:30p? my cats are trying to sleep and they find the lights distracting. Posted 16h ago to The Colonies and 33 nearby 59 27 332 3.ЗК

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Nature - Best of Nextdoor 000 @bestofnextdoor Snowman arms for sale! Only $30 a pair! $30 a pair I sell snowman arms. Posted 3 hr ago to Dutchtown and 12 nearby

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Green - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Nov 26 000 "When neighbors start talking, good things happen." Georgine| Markham · 2 days ago 25 Christmas lights OK, put the lights up but don't turn them on until after Thanksgiving. Thank Comment 28 Q124 See 37 more comments 25 27 47 808

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Green - Best of Nextdoor 00 @bestofnextdoor #polloftheday Caroline 1 Dec Profile · Activity Private message DON'T FORGET TO BUY ORGANIC CHRISTMAS TREES THIS SEASON ORGANIC ARTIFICIAL CHINESE PLASTIC THAT WILL END UP IN THE LANDFILL THAT YOU BOUGHT FROM HOME DEPOT THAT LOOKS SUPER DORKY

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Green - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor · Nov 22 00 John I'd like to report a crime I'm seeing houses with Christmas lights up and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. New 4m ago 67 27 321 2.4K

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Organism - Best of Nextdoor 000 @bestofnextdoor "CHARGING YOUR CELL PHONE ON MY XMAS LIGHTS?!" Charging your cell phone on my Xmas lights?

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Text - Whoever is charging their cell phone on an open outlet of my Cristmas display (nice trying to hide it in the sleigh), I removed it, so just let me know when you want it and the charger back. Pictured is the area, but didn't want to shame the phone. I hope you liked the decorations enough to eyeball the open outlet. If you need help, let us know. Edited 6h ago · Nordahl and 45 nearby

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Text - Best of Nextdoor 00 @bestofnextdoor "I hate to be like this just before Christmas but I am very disappointed... NO ONE has the right to throw anything in our trashcan without our permission!" R Rama Clark Pointe Found garbage not mine in our trash can Good morning. I hope everyone is well. I went to throw some trash today and as I open our trash can outside, I find garbage that is not ours at all. Broken blinds, boxes of snacks and candy, Big boxes of juice. Everything was just thrown all

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Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

This hilarious Tumblr story centers on a childhood game that a couple kids would play with their respective action figures. Unfortunately, within that league of action figures was a horribly misunderstood lad named Evil Chancellor Traytor. The poor homie would regularly fill out his diary with his various wholesome escapades, while other action figures in the community were busy badmouthing him behind his back. The Chancellor just couldn't overcome his name. It's a true shame. 

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Text - avian-american •.. S probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous"

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90s Nostalgia to Dip Back Into Those Core Memories

The good old 1990s. Sure, there were as many massive problems going on during that decade as there were in any other, but to many people growing up back then it was more about beanie babies and delicious-smelling markers than it was about geopolitics. For an extra trip in the ol' time machine, here are some nostalgic junk foods from the 90s.

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Text - Who's Your Daddu2 CILEAR THE ROAD Im16 BAD IT WASN'T Godes

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Text - Cray rayo ray ay rayrayraytrayCray ABLE MIN SHABLE MHABLE MIN TA HABLE MNSHABLE MN HABLE MHABLE NIN SHABLE MN

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Green - iLin tribb mer Europe Grand World Ve Hawas

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Pink

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Blue

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Colorfulness

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Text - BIGGEST LIE OF MY CHILDHOOD 25¢ PUSH TO REJECT 090smadness PUSHING DOES NOTHING

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Colorfulness - the-memedaddy We're all forgetting the real #forbiddensnack caragh I can't believe that this post clocked me. I never would've remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet.I chomped. Never would've remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone.

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Green - You didn't know pain until one of these popped you in the head as a little girl ...

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Magenta - HIT PUAV britney spears Stronger

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Stationery - Today's kids will never know the struggle when you lose one of the pieces on these

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Finger - this is how old I ame @what tv Çay baba @Versacaybaba This is where my anger issues began

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Fruit - CREME SAVERS rente Nberrin Hand Candy CREME SAVERS Hand Canuds OREME SAVERS Hant Candy CREME SAVERS Hand Canaty Stranbering rawberrin

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Blue - e00 Sign On AOL Instant Messenger Forgot your password? Click here. ScreenName : dltaylor New User... Password: dltaylor Delete Name... O Sign on at launch Preferences Sign On

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Text - NO TEARS MY ASS L'OREAL Kids L'ORFAL Kids L'OREAL Kids RENTLE 2.in-1 SHAMPOO STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE SHAMPOO T H na ATRA ENL SWIM & SPORT SHAMPOO No Tears! No Knots! Watermelan Burst of THCK ILLOAS SHIT WAS LIKE ACID

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Folk instrument - The original Autotune

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Product - 90s kids remember the best part of getting sick. Amoxicillin for Oral Suspension, USP 250 mg/5 ml

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White - Jordan Hughes @JayHillary Follow when you wanna walk away from your problems but you can't cause you'll get blisters

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Product - Who else used to pull these for no reason? SmartSource GAVE 406

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Purple - NO INTERNET IN THE 90'S. 3D Pinbal Spaet Code BALL 1 1 NO PROBLEM

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Text - WAITING FOR BMG MUSIC CLUB CDS TO ARRIVE IN THE MAIL ITS JUST MORE AOL DISKS Connect with AO SION UP TODAY nline Connec

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Text - NOTHING LIKE BEING STARTLED AWAKE BY ONE OF THESE FALLING ON YOUR HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT imgflip.com

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World - stuckinthe90s_ @WorstHeightmare Follow #todayskidswillneverknow the only fake news we acknowledge 1. place pork in Sum 2. wait se ys 3. eat Ingredien (There'n phon

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Text - TAG RIPPED ty BEANTE ORIGINAL BABY LIFE OVER imgfip.com

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Joint - today's kids will never know what it was like to have to create ur own ankle socks

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Font - IE YOU OWNED THESE SHOES, IT'S TIME FOR A NIGHT SERUM. MADDEN

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Yellow - EXPECTATION VS.REALITY Imgflip.com

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Sleeve - MEANWHILE, BACK IN 1999.....c

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Text - THE BATTERIES ARE LOW, BETTER TURN OFF THE BASE BOOST TO CONSERVE ENERGY, SO SONY CD WALKMAN G-PROTECTION

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Publication - THE SMELL OF THESE BAMBI IVER Company RMAID BI DALMATIANS LION KING TOYTON OCAHONTAS RZAN Steeping Beauty (INDERELIA IE EMPEROR'S NW GROOM IngungleBook ARISICE WAS HEAVENLY RAMP The imgfip.com INS

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Electronic device - MULTIPLAYER IN THE 90's.

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Finger - When your whole outfit on point

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Liquid - WHICH KIDWEREYOU? А В B

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Line - THE ULTIMATE ENTERTAINMENT FOR ANY WAITING ROOM EVER

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Purple - DONT STEP ON ME BAREFOOT. 506 YOU'LL REGRET IT imgfilp.com

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Eyewear - Jordan Hughes GJayHillary Follow *watches a true crime documentary once*

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Text - Thought you were going to make it through Tuesday, didn't you? You have died of dysentery.

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Wholesome Memes to Keep That Head Up

The world can seem pretty far gone sometimes, but it's good to have a wholesome reminder that some things are still nice. It's pretty easy to be sarcastic all the time, but it can get tiring when you're looking for the negatives in every aspect of life. Therefore, it's a decent idea to get some wholesome memes for a little boost.

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Text - Grandparents: forced into their profession Parents: forced into their profession My awesome parents letting me take control of my life: The cycle ends here Theycle efat here

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Text - Season's Greetings. THE SAMUEL ADAMS BREWERY 30 GERMANIA STREET BOSTON MA 02130. 617.368.5080 Hey, I used to Iive in your house, I'M Drunk in boston, and its the only address I Know. Hol,days. LHappy Mw. Check out tour timedqhbre|iull

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Cap - My daughter went to my husband and said "Dad, have you ever heard of Pokemon?" and I have never seen him so happy lol. He busted out all his old cards and is in full education mode

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Text - Talia Schlanger O @TaliaSchlang... For the past year, a very nice man has been standing on the bridge that's on my way to work with a sign saying he was having a hard time and could use a hand. Today, this is what it read. memeuplift Follow My last Week out Here I Gota Job Thenk You Te Eceryone who Has Helped Me During Ilie Hard Time

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Text - jobe @joannblin here's my air bnb host's review of me after my 36 hour stay. What can I say she was like family I wish she was my daughter!a her mother must be o proud!she was born and raised part time exactly where l am from.l hope I see her again! I told her I want an invitation to her wedding should she marry but I do not know if there is a man her equal! read less Kathleen, Fairbanks, AK Joined in 2019

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Organism - My grandma calling me a computer genius Me who changed the tv source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

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People - The greatest honor a teacher can give you: Good question.

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Brown - Introverts when they tell a joke to a large group of people and everyone actually laughs out loud LIVE BREAKING NEWS Local potato happy today 7:01 PM

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Text - Follow This Indian man and I have an identical commute, but we have never spoken to each other. Like we get on at the same platform spot and everything. I worked from home yesterday and today he jokingly said, "Where were you? I was lonely!" It was a joke but I almost cried Imao.

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Cheek - When you visit your friend's house for the fifth time and his dog doesn't bark at you anymore

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Amber - The feeling when you put on warm clothes from the dryer imgflip.com

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Ear - 6-year-old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Text - taryn land @tarynland a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG & i was like oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bc we were so excited

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Human - Me when I see a bee walking on the ground: Come. This is no place to die.

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Toy - My Dogs Favorite Toy Is Santa, So We Brought Her To See Him

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Human - When your barbers bald but actually gives you a good haircut I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess

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Finger - When you're cooking and you shake the pan for no reason to make it sizzle so it feels more like cooking

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Human leg - 8 year old me RECONO BREA RC My mom who aşked for help unloading groceries LD SPON All the grocery bags SBD INOLD RO R mold Strongman Classie RONGMAN DRLD SERIES EN TH

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Nose - Nurses show triplets to the father who passes out with excitement. Photo from 1946, when ultrasound did not exist

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Text - WANTED: to BORROW an orange cat Wanted: to BORROW an orange cat for 24-48 hours, to have a lasagna dinner with Garfield- loving 4-year-old and 2-year-old children. Will return cat happy and cared for. Cat will not be required to eat lasagna if contraindicated. Please. No feral cats. And please take your cat back at the end. Not looking to adopt. Thank you, An increasingly desperate (but not crazy) mom- of-two with no friends that own orange cats. Call or text:

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Organism - Town of Bancroft 5h O This morning we received a Facebook message from a pet owner living over 100km away. She was looking for a spot for her dog to see snow one more time, as she is "on the last legs of life." We let her know that there is snow in the area, and she got to driving right away. Two hours later she shared these pictures with us. They found snow at the Dungannon Recreation Centre. What a happy dog! Glad we could help!

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Dog - My dog just saved us from an inevitable fire. She sniffed out a burning outlet that is in a place that we wouldn't have seen until it was too late. She alerted us to the problem and we called the Fire Department. There was a fire in the electrical box that if we hadn't caught would have spread to the rest of the wall over night or while we were sleeping. I can't tell you how proud I am of her.

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Product - desirae zepeda @dessiiraaee My lil bro wants to be lce Cube so bad Ge2 @icecube EC JOSH Ice Cube @icecube Seems like Ice Cube to me. Happy Birthday Lil Homie!

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Text - hermesapprentice Lies I have told I always tell people that my cat doesn't really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them. softjoly. You are the best person

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Organism - Positive Possum believes you can do the thing

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Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years

Sometimes it can feel like the universe itself is throwing you a bone, when you happen upon a long-term loophole. Loopholes are basically cheats codes in real life. These folks were able to exploit their respective loopholes for way longer than they should've been able to. For some, they're still somehow getting away with their sneaky antics. That free burger loophole sounds way too clutch. A true shame they got rid of that. 

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Text - Johnsendall • 1d 15 Awards I paid three hundred dollars a month to park a really pimped out van in a heated garage in Boston. If you parked front in no one could see you. Found a spot near an electrical outlet and ran a line into the van. Paid for a $10 gym across the street that was open for 24 hours so I had all the hot showers I wanted. Served at a nearby restaurant so ate most of my meals for free. Watched tv on my laptop with the free WiFi from the coffee shop above me. Literally liv

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Text - SpookyPlankton • 1d 3 1 Award There is an app for a local burger chain where it allows you to "roll the dice" to get a code for a free double- patty burger upgrade. It was designed so you could only try it once per day and it even shows the date of the roll on the code so the cashier could verify it. However, I found out that you can just change the date on your phone and try again immediately. If you got nothing, change it again and just keep going until you get the code. Then, when you

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Text - OyVeyzMeir • 1d 1 Award Still ongoing. Thanks to a charge card i was granted top tier elite status with a hotel chain. I downgraded 6 years ago but the status remained. The hotel chain went through a merger but since I had retained the status for over ten years was given lifetime top status in the new program that was created. Reply 12.0k •..

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Text - bravehamster • 1d 8 2 Awards One week the local Chick-fil-a put a coupon in a local coupon magazine flyer which was Buy 1, Get 1 Free, any item on the menu. Next to that coupon they had a 50% off any menu item. I carefully checked, and neither coupon mentioned "Cannot be combined with any other offer" anywhere on it. So I ran out to the local grocery store and grabbed a stack of these flyers. Sure enough the next week the offer was gone, but it was too late to stop me. I spent almost 2 ye

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Text - thebollard • 1d My friend used to restock condom machines in pubs and collect the money from them. The machines would always break and get jammed all the time but because it was condoms no one would ever tell someone that the machine ate their money. He would just count how many condoms were gone and give that amount of money to the company and pocket the rest.

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Text - OlmecDonald • 1d 3 7 Awards Local casino issued a $20 free play coupon in the newspaper with no expiration date. I talked to the newspaper delivery guy and asked him about that copy and he told me he's got 100's of them in the van as they were a few days old now. I got all of them, clipped out the coupons and proceeded to make $19.50 every day after work for around 500 or so days. Not quite years, but pretty damn close. The casino never printed a coupon without expiration/one per customer

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Text - DrunkPhoenix26 • 1d Growing up I worked at a chain grocery store. They had a policy in place that if an item price label didn't match the scanned price in the computer, the first item was free and any subsequent items would be for whichever price was lower. Every few months an elderly woman would come in and spend 4-5 hours shopping. When she would come up to the register, she would have a full cart and near everything would be free. I had to ring her out a handful of times and only caugh

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Text - BarnabyMoose • 1d 8 4 Awards In high school, our p.e. grade was based on improvement. We took a skills test at the beginning and another at the end and your grade was based on how much you improved. So, once I learned that, I always sucked at the first test and then did miraculously better at the second, so I had a massive "improvement" and thus, a better grade. Reply 15.8k ...

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Text - Solo_is_dead • 1d 5 Awards Circa Late 80s. You could make a long distance collect call from a pay phone, and charge it to a private number. The operator would call the other number to confirm. We'd ask the operator to call the number of another pay phone nearby,and have a friend authorize the call. Free long distance for almost a year. Reply 33.0k ...

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Text - btpn-425 • 1d 3 15 Awards When I was a kid there was a pay phone down the street that if you put your quarter in made a call but no one answered it would give you back two quarters. Went there all the time and called home when I knew no one was there to answer. Reply 1 21.1k ...

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Text - Shooterdude34 • 1d 3 4 Awards My old job i worked at a pretty large gym (gold level, like the 3rd highest level). Monthly fee was $79 for the gold membership but employees got a free diamond membership. Worked there for a year and a half before i quit, but my account was never deactivated. Been going there for a while completely free, still not found out. Diamond membership is like $200 a month Reply 11.5k ...

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Text - lanni957 • 1d 149 Awards Used to work at starbucks like 7 years ago and they used to print these receipts where if you filled out a survey it would give you a 6 digit code which you could then exchange for a free drink. However when you gave in the receipt with the code we would just toss it in the garbage and then give the free drink. So over a shift I would just keep all the survey receipts when people didn't want them, write random numbers on them, then keep a wallet full of free coffe

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Text - _Art_Vandelay_ • 1d 3 Awards Back in 1999/2000 there was this web advertising company called AllAdvantage. You could install their ad banner on your computer and it would occupy like the bottom 15% of your screen and show you ads and AA would pay you for the time you were exposed to the ads. Of course they had basic measures in place like stopping your accumulated time if your screensaver came on or your computer went to sleep. But all it took was a simple program that would keep your mou

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Text - otternoses • 1d 7 Awards I went to a sporting goods store and they asked me for my phone number when I was paying. I was in a bad mood and didn't want to fight with the clerk so I told them our local area code + 555-1212 (which is the old number for directory assistance), clerk accepted it and I left. When I checked my receipt I had a huge number of loyalty points - because apparently a ton of other people did the same thing. I called the office the next day and switched the "account" to

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Yellow - deecro3000 • 1d 3 8 5 Awards When Lyft first came out, they were giving away free rides up to like 20-30$ if I remember correctly, all you had to do was refer a friend. So me and my college roommate just made a few email address, and somehow my free rides glitched and I just kinda had free rides for the year Edit: I remember what caused the glitch: I had lost my debit card that was linked to the account, so I had to cancel it and get a new one. For some reason, Lyft kept processing paym

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Text - ReformingDegenerate • 1d 1 Award My family used to go to this campground in the summer and rent a little cabin for like a week. In the main building there was a little arcade - mostly older games, and a foosball table, and an air hockey table. What most people didn't know was - the air hockey table was broke. If you put quarters in, you could push the plunger to start the machine and then get your quarters back if you did it juuuust right. A couple of years in a row were SUPER fun because

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Text - InDarkestNight • 1d 4 Awards Obligatory not years but I can't believe I got away with it- My mum gave me £20 to buy a big thing of a certain brand of cat food which normally costs £10.99. Now heres the thing- when I entered the store I was given a coupon for £5 off that particular brand of cat food. The store was ALS0 doing £5 off the type of cat food I entered for. I got to the till and the food was priced at £5.99, I handed over my coupon and it was scanned so that the food was 0.99p. I

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Text - FunklerLing • 1d 3 11 Awards At my current apartment complex, they just changed the laundry machines so you need to use this super shitty slow app. I found out if you press start on the app and start on the machine and then back out of the app while it's "chatting" with the machine, the machine will start but won't charge any money. Been washing and drying for free for a few months. App name is similar to smallGS or smallPayments

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Text - WordN3rd • 1d O 11 Awards Because I was a good student and rarely got into trouble, I was allowed to have my own phone extension in my room. So, if I was out past curfew, l'd call home. When my mom answered, l'd say, "It's for me. I've got it." And she'd think I was up in my room. She never did catch on. :D Reply 4 12.1k ...

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Text - neglectedhusband24 • 1d Years ago I was a season ticket holder for an awful NBA team. My tickets came electronically via PDF. I had OK seats in the upper part of the lower bowl, but nothing great. Anyway, on nights where I knew it would be empty (which was most nights unless a superstar like Kobe or LeBron was in town), I would use the full version of Adobe Acrobat to edit the PDF's to indicate a much better seat location than mine. The bar code still scanned just fine because I didn't me

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Text - EarlyBirdTheNightOwl • 1d 3 Awards At my old job we had a vending machine in the basement that gave change back when you bought something. Sometimes it gave more than you paid. No one used this machine as the basement was being reconstructed but it was regularly filled.

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Text - pierrekrahn • 1d 3 9 Awards parking meters took credit cards. But they weren't actually connected to a live network at all times. The machine just confirmed the card number was valid and was not expired, then spit out a valid pass. So when my card number got stolen and replaced, I kept my old, cancelled card. Of course when the system tried to run the card later it would be declined. My car and I were long gone by then. Sadly they wised up and now it charges your card before giving you a

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Text - MermaidRumspringa • 1d O 3 5 Awards Arby's used to have a "take a survey on the back of the recipt and get a free roast beef sandwich". But when I got the free one, I got a recipt then too. I bought one sandwich got literally dozens for free over the course of a year or so. Reply 30.4k ...

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Text - ArmyOfDog • 1d e3 4 Awards The thing we clocked in on when I worked at Kmart would round to the closest quarter hour. So by clocking in 8 minutes early, and clocking out 8 minutes after my shift, I got paid for 30 minutes rather than for the 16 minutes. By exploiting this, I was paid 2.5 hours of overtime a week. Cumulatively, during my time there, this added up to about 6.5 weeks of extra pay. I wasn't ever caught, though.

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Text - mammoth200 • 1d 3 8 7 Awards Worked out how to get the jackpot every time on a Connect 4 fruit machine in a pub I used to drink in. It would cost about £5-£10 before you'd get into the bonus round, then when you did, you'd play a connect 4 game against the machine. You place the first counter, and then after the machine places the next counter, you mirror the machines move. Every game ends in a draw, and you win the jackpot, which was £50. The pub landlord removed the machine after around

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Text - 8bitPete • 1d O 10 Awards Got keys to a new flat on a Friday afternoon, the place had electric but it wasn't in my name. Went to the electric company just before closing and the lady said "flat 8 you say... Hummm we only have record of 7 flats on that building. Tell you what (glances at the clock) come back Monday with the serial number on your meter, and we'll get you all hooked up" I never went back and enjoyed free electric for over 2 years until i moved out. Edit to clarify: when I sa

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Text - IBeMadToo • 1d 3 22 Awards I used to live in an apartment across the road from a casino whilst at University. They released an app where if you "check-in" you get points that go towards free food and drinks. Because I was close enough to the casino I could just check-in without going to the casino itself. Every Saturday I used to get a free burger, fries and drink and watch sport in the sports bar. They eventually scrapped the app; it was awesome considering I was a broke Uni student. Q R

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Text - Nerdy_Life • 1d My boss was always late and patients would always show up early for the first appointment of the day. I started letting staff know I would be changing it on the schedule to show our first appointment starting 15 minutes earlier. We ran like clockwork for a year until the doc decided to randomly be on time more often. I had to admit patients weren't late I had just been shifting the schedule to make things run more efficiently. Reply 2.0k ...

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