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It's FINALLY happening. 2020 is coming to a close. The year is almost over! Remember when Tiger King was a huge deal? Or when Netflix decided to also start producing dating reality tv and gave us Love is Blind and Too Hot to Handle? Yup. That was this year too.

But the one thing that got us through… memes. Oh, the memes.

So we felt it was only right to really crown the best meme of 2020 with an epic "2020 Meme of the Year" Poll!!

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Man Stumbles On Airplane Crash While Out Hiking

Sometimes you're out hiking around and all of a sudden you come across something that completely defies your expectations. Like a plane crash. But not any plane crash. A plane crash that was so recent that one of the passenger's razors still turns on. Now that's just wild.

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Tagged: crazy , surprising , dangerous , Video , airplane

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Apache Attack Helicopter Gives RC Pilots A Surprise

Those boys were just out having a nice cheeky hour flying their planes when all of a sudden an Apache Attack helicopter showed up to completely change their day, and maybe their lives. You've got to appreciate the genuine level of unhinged enthusiasm that these guys brought to the table when the helicopter showed up. Certainly don't see that every day.

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Tagged: crazy , surprising , awesome , helicopter , Video

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Young Vin Diesel's Stoked About Street Sharks Toys

Perhaps the best part about this iconic video is that Vin Diesel wasn't acting the entire time. He was just went full Vin.

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Tagged: FAIL , vin diesel , ridiculous , celeb , funny , Video

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Funny, Random and Shiny Tumblr Gems

Tumblr is a spindly, winding, trap-door-laden laden pathway of thoughts and musings that could make anyone think for a good long time about anything under the sun. Hilarious and totally random tumblr gems could encapsulate anything from complaints about gees to poems about how much people love their Roomba. It could be anything.

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Text - The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful. rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable 11 Kids, could you lighten up a little?

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Text - surprisedentistry i love dogs who are obsessed with licking people surprisedentistry "this human is pleasing to me. i have to put my tongue on it" advanced-procrastination Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks surprisedentistry your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine

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Text - wodneswynn One of the characters in our D&D party is an orc named Brick. We've established that orcs get their names through tests of strength and that his name is Brick because it's the strongest thing he was able to break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is a therapist. His ultimate ambition is to one day do therapy so good that he can change his name to Depression. naamahdarling I went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out in love with Brick and crying over therapis

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Text - memewhore Follow i feel like we haven't fully internalized how cursed the iowa county map is 10:20 PM 2/4/20 Twitter Web Client chickenonabicycle Follow That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet. rantingandravenclaw Follow #god can someone gerrymander that a little #just for variety. #reblog #post.txt 22,924 notes A

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Text - trash-like-me Follow I'm still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was "My lord that's soap"

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Organism - itseasytoremember someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality itseasytoremember nvm i found it

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Text - writing-prompt-s Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money... or in blood. hedgeworth Follow This is just the oh no rent's late how can I make it up to you porn trope but for goths.

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Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze Arthur Conan Doyle: I have invented the greatest detective of all time Agatha Christie: hold my tea Doyle: ... why does this tea taste funny 9:40 AM · Oct 25, 2019 · Twitter Web App ladyvyola Follow This is even funnier if you know that Christie did not learn about poisons because she became a mystery writer, rather that she specifically became a writer of mysteries because she already had extensive knowledge of poisons due to her World War I training a

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Yellow - chat-chouage Follow the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like ivan-fyodorovich Follow as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance? chat-chouage Follow

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Text - falloutnewvegans-deactivated201 i love how scientists in fiction are always called "scientists". thats it. they wear a Labcoat Of +5 Science and +5 Medicine. They do not specialize in a tree of science, like Biology or Astrology. No. They are just Science Men ready to do Science. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "Do you understand what this could mean for science? It could mean real advances in the field of SCIENCE" sweetmeatdale Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does

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Text - rem-ir The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on rem-ir my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius mollic-epipedon Great news everyone I have decided to endorse Fahrenheit 4,686 notes

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Atmosphere - The year is 2387. Earth is a'member of the Federation of Planets - but without Great Britain, which is still trying to leave the EU. copperbadge You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he's French. dduane (snicker) Source: spikesjojo

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Text - sweaterwithpaintstains Follow 3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am. hugerez don't romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!! 313,233 notes

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Formal wear - hydro-homies Follow BRIGHTSIDE @Raelet how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam I answer for no one. madz-the-3rd Follow EXCEPT My mommy, 294,474 notes

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Text - rasec-wizzlbang: kenkit: rasec-wizzlbang: if an elf and a dwarf fucked, would it make a human? Going by older editions of D&D they made an awkward ugly thing called a Dwelf, which usually combined the worst aspects of both races personalities and physical construction. .. yeah, a human Source: rasec-wizzlbang 14,811 notes

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Face - onlytwitterpics Follow When you start an argument with bae to spice things up and he ends up leaving your ass can-oh-worm Follow Good for him rockn-roll-cat Follow good finally a version of this i can reblog 355,546 notes

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Text - @ origamityler-deactivated2016101 The best reddit thread l've ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long experimental-sponge Best quote from that thread: "To give the gang a slight advantage, We'll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise."

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Text - duendealexis Wasn't iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same sketchfilledpaper I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks pumpkinspicednp I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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Boats and boating--Equipment and supplies - A yoi-shenanigans Here is a baby button quail on a spoon Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon brainbugs-andreblogs BABY NO Source:ches-not-cheese 144,392 notes ...

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Dress shirt - 'Germs are not a real thing':Fox News host says he hasn't washed hands in 10 years Pete Hegseth denies existence of germs, saying: 'I can't see them, therefore they're not real' internetdumpsterfires His melee attacks inflict a poison damage

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Text - diplobrocus haldaisilme curseworm does mace work on birds curseworm if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent curseworm time sensitive question please respond Source: curseworm 58,574 notes

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Fictional character - swan2swan Follow I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax overpoweredoriginalposter Follow this town ain't big enough for the one of me

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Text - schmergo Follow Isn't it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they're really not plumbing the depths in their research. Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I'm not the only one who sees it." 4,903 notes

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Text - My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, an

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Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

Pretty much all of us have that one memorable line from the strange days of high school that we can recall on a dime. It could be something like how if all your friends were to hypothetically jump off a bridge, you shouldn't too. Certainly a vivid way of encouraging people to not just do whatever everyone else is doing around them.

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Text - WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys it's been three weeks since l've eaten a vegetable At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six

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Text - (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably I'M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

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Text - student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn't broken, you're broken no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough

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Text - teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count? my word count on this paper isn't very high but I certainly am we're in adult limbo. I'm not a teen and l'm not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT'S WHAT I AM! Look at my... (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

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Man Expects Laptop To Be Fixed For Free

Absolutely beautiful. This tale of pure pro revenge should serve as its own kind of reminder that you just never screw with people that are in the tech support realm. If you do, you run the risk of complete and utter destruction. Or, just having your computer get decked out in a way you never would've approved of, with the added layer of not being able to do anything without the tech support wizard allowing it. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this electric organ revenge that was years in the making.

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Blue - r/ProRevenge + Join u/rhunter1980• 10d 1 2 3 3 8 3 Hey, can you fix my daughters laptop for free? Multiple times... To long didnt read at bottom. I feel this a moral pro revenge but if mods and others dont agree please feel free to remove it. A bit of back story/personal beliefs: I'm willing to help my friends, but we all know someone who has or have themselves a friend who is the group mooch. The kind of person who knows you're getting together and just shows up nothing in hand and expec

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Text - My moocher friend isn't tech savy, like at all. He has zero respect for tech and constantly uses me as his go to man when stuff goes sideways, almost always his doing. This is from the olden days of Windows 8 being a fresh hot mess that was the next big thing everyone hated because it took the standard windows interface, beat it over the head with a bat, tossed the bloody corpse into a wood chipper, then proceeded to light the remaining slurry on fire with military grade napalm. (I hate w

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Text - He had recently bought a laptop for his daughter since she was starting to need it for school and he wanted a mobile pc to use when he felt like it, pretty sure he just wanted it for himself but needed to convince the wife to ok the expense. Instead of asking me for input, he decide he was just going to go to big blue multi story and by cheapest laptop model that rhymes with hell. It took less then a day of him fighting with it to call me ask if l'd put windows 7 on it because he hated wi

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Text - I agree and he drops it off within an hour. I should note that this happened just after windows 8 dropped and there was no classic shell programs out that simply said "Fuck off new piece of shit tablet design we're using the old one everyone knows and can use", so my options were limited. Did an initial look at what I was getting myself into and lucky me, Hell had only put out drivers for windows 8 for this model. Yay! I do about 6 hours worth of hunting/downloading/tweaking drivers, and

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Text - SHOCKING,I know... I just restore from the disk made and give it back same day. Let's see how long this lasts... Almost a week later, same thing... Again a quick restore and I give it back.

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Text - This time it took almost a whole 3 weeks till I got a text... Now l'm pissed, what the hell is he doing to this thing to fuck up the operating system. I finally took the time to look at the system and see wtf was going on. He had a bunch of cracked games downloaded and was trying to run those, a bunch of virus/malware on it, oh and a bunch of shady porn sites in his browser history. I'm livid, the only reason I kept fixing this damn thing was because it was supposed to be his daughter's.

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Text - My first step to fixing things my way was to make an admin account that only I had the info for and limit the other account to a limited user. When I talked to his wife I got a good idea of what his daughter really like as far as shows, games, etc. I then proceed to pimp this laptop out for a 10yr old girl. My little pony wallpapers (about 100 on rotate), the entire my little pony cartoon show stored directly on the computer, bratz, barbie, the works. I even redid the icons to a my little

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Text - I personally delivered the laptop this time when the wife and daughter were home, the girly high pitched squeals of joy that nearly ruptured my ear drums made it all worth it. She went off on a joy induced tirade as I show her and her mom everything I did. Including all the shows and games I put on just for her. I then gave her a bright pink thumb drive with purple lanyard and explained that when she wanted to play the games or save anything the drive needed to be plugged in, I set the sa

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Text - I knew it was only a matter of time till I got an angry text/call from my friend as soon as he got a chance to use the laptop I was waiting with gleeful anticipation. I had dropped the laptop off on Monday and I knew he wouldn't get a chance to use it till Friday when he got back from a trip he took. Cut to Friday night and I get a call around 8pm, which I ignore and let go to voicemail. I get 3 more calls every 5-10 minutes which I also ignore. Then I get a bunch of texts which I ignored

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Text - Mooch: What's up?!?! This piece of shit laptop is busted that's what's up! I cant get anything to work right. I downloaded a game and tried installing it but it says I dont have admin rights. I restarted it and the game files were gone completely so I redownload it it but still couldn't install it. It's not even letting me browse the web! I thought you fixed this. WHAT THE HELL!!! Me: Calm down, I'm sure it's something simple. Let me remote in. Mooch: Wait you can do that?

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Text - Me: Yeah, I got sick of having to have it dropped off so I installed remote software. Let's see... first thing I do is remotely restart the system. Mooch: IT DID IT AGAIN!!! Me: What? Mooch: The game I downloaded is gone from the desktop! Me: Oh yeah, put software on the laptop that restores it to a default setting, anything not saved on an external drive gets removed. I gave your wife and daughter a thumb drive. Didn't they tell you it was needed? Mooch: No! What the hell! Why'd you do a

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Text - Me: Well I've had to fix this thing 3 times already and I got sick of it so I made sure anything you downloaded or tried to install would be deleted and blocked. You dont have admin rights, I do. Last time there was over a dozen viruses/malware from your games and the games you were trying to run would barely run on this laptop even if you had legit versions. Mooch: WHAT THE FUCK!!! insert 15 minute rant I didnt pay any attention to because I dont care Well why won't it let me browse the

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Text - Me: Yeah, I thought so. See, me being the upstanding guy I am, I turned on parental controls to keep web browsing safe for your 10yr old daughter. The fuck is wrong with you?!? Mooch: But... Me: No, no buts. It took a lot of work to get this thing working for your daughter's sake and then you use it as your personal play toy which I had to fix 3 times. I'm done with your bullshit, I made it so your daughter can use HER laptop when and how she needs, if you want to get your own laptop and

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Text - Mooch: No... Me: Have a great weekend! click Having spent over 18 years in customer servive/Tech support so I went a bit nuclear on him but I had had enough of his shit. Reminded me of all to many times the problem isn't the hardware/software, it's the meat puppet smashing their face against the keyboard and wondering why stuff doesn't work. So I simply removed that part of the equation. Amazingly enough he didn't have anymore issues with that laptop. Wonder why? Only time I was gotten ah

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Text - To long didnt read: Friend uses me as personal tech monkey for his daughter's laptop he keeps breaking doing shady stuff on. So I pimp it out in girly shows/ games/themes and completely lock it down so he cant change anything with out me doing it. He bitches me out and I proceed to drop a bomb on him.

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Employee Is Stalled for 4 Hours Over "Broken Mouse"

It's okay to not be great with computers. Most of us don't know how to put together a computer. But when it gets to the point that you're calling tech support because you didn't know that a computer has to be turned on? That's when it should be okay to ridicule you and whoever trained you. For a triumphant tale of IT, here's one where a horrible business Karen got booted by an IT employee.

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Text - O r/talesfromtechsupport - Posted by u/Vetusexternus 2@2 3 21 hours ago My mouse is broken Medium This is from years ago but is still a favorite. I used to work for the west coast branch of an east coast company. I was the only tech support in my office and I started work at 9. The east coast tech support handled tickets from my office that came in from 5 to 9 am. Our business was based around a bunch of complex databases and every single employee did their job on a computer.

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Text - One morning, I get into the office with multiple tickets from a user and multiple supervisors about a user's mouse being broken. This issue was discovered at 5 and was apparently preventing a bunch of critical work from being done. Because it had gone unresolved for 4 hours, my supervisor was also looped in and he had emailed me multiple times demanding to know why the issue hadn't been resolved (he knew damn well that I wasn't in the office until 9). First fire I saw was with my supervis

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Text - Half an hour into the workday, I'm upstairs with a replacement mouse to find the original user staring blankly at a dark screen. She called the support line at 5 am and 4.5 hours later, she's just sitting there, staring into the void. To this day I wonder if that is how she spent the entire morning. Anyway, I ask about her mouse and she startles to her senses, shakes her mouse angrily, and glares at me without saying a word. Her PC is on the desk, at eye level, all lights off. I'm confuse

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Text - TheMinimazer 552 points · 18 hours ago "Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?" "Yeah, no. You need to turn it on first." "Just push the button. Do you know what a button is? No, not the ones on your shirt."

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Text - WhiteyDude 218 points · 19 hours ago That's, wow. Didn't know to turn it on, that's monitor-is-the-computer level.

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Text - Jeheh 127 points · 18 hours ago To me the bigger question is what happened to the person that sat in front of a turned off computer for 4.5 hours complaining it didn't work? Vetusexternus 146 points · 17 hours ago • edited 9 hours ago You know the answer to that question and it should make you just as angry as it made me Edit: the answer is I got called out for making the user feel bad and she was apologised to on my behalf Edit: my supervisor apologized on my behalf

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Cringeworthy and Unrealistic Photoshop Fails

What's the point of making yourself look unrealistic if it's going to look so obviously unrealistic? Does anyone really think they're tricking their friends and followers with stuff like this? For some more directed photoshop trolling from the master himself, here are hilarious photoshop trolls from James Fridman.

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Human - see what happens when you stay on your grind Jalen Skutt @JalenSkutt Did your door hit the gym too?

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Bicycle wheel - VOLLE FLEXIBILITÄT AB SOFORT AUCH MONATUCH KÜNDBAR! ust Fit

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The Worst Things People Have Tasted

A surprising umber of questionable things can find their way into one's mouth. Most often it's some cursed food made by someone who shouldn't be cooking. Other times it's products that have no business being sold to anyone ever. And on rare occasions you accidentally eat a butterfly while you're riding a bike or something. These are their stories.

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Text - becauseimcountolaf e 8.1k points · 3 days ago· edited 2 days ago G 2 A cheese ball at this church lady's house 2 4 4 & 7 More (one of my grandma's friends). It tasted like dirty socks that a cat had been playing with for months. But I have never laughed as hard as I did that day... I (stupidly) asked my then 11-year-old sister (who is on the spectrum and thus has problems modulating her voice) if she had had a cheese ball. She proceeds to effectively yell: "YEAH IT TASTED LIKE A BUTT'S FO

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Text - Red2leader 13.8k points · 3 days ago 4 2 e S 2 & 2 More brussel sprout flavored Jones soda. From the holiday pack about 15 years ago.

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Text - wanderingmnd 12.6k points · 3 days ago · edited 1 day ago 2 3 & 3 More Once I popped some electrolyte/mineral pills in my mouth and started chomping away on my way to the gym. I thought I had grabbed my almonds. They began foaming and tasted extremely bitter and sour at the same time. I thought I was getting poisoned. Also once tried an olive straight off a tree. Also tasted like poison. Don't recommend

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Text - Hariy_MaN_Beast 11.5k points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago 7 2 12 & 39 More A BIRD SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH Edit: I was lying on my back in a field and the thing flew by. It was a hit job. IT TASTED LIKE WARM BERRIES, I HATE THESE SKY RATS!

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Text - theflyinghillbilly 10.8k points · 3 days ago 2 2 e2 3 8 2 A lightning bug (firefly). I was running through the garden at dusk and one flew into my mouth. It was disgusting! Very chemical.

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Text - radish2000 10.1k points · 3 days ago One time I chewed on a gel advil. It had some kind of liquid inside that numbed my mouth and my throat and I thought I was gonna die. It was so bitter too

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Text - A_True_Unus 199 points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago I was in a mall one time and the candy store there had a cooler with a bunch of sodas. One of these was Bacon Soda. Me being a very curious person who likes trying new things was like, "Hey, I like bacon, I like carbonated drinks, why don't I try carbonated bacon?" I went outside to get some fresh air and try this soda because I didn't want to accidentally spill anything. I took a sip and it was unbearable. It tasted like a dog treat

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Text - snootyboopers 7.1k points · 3 days ago 24 3 8 6 Not me, but I made spaghetti once a few months back in the early fall, and I guess after the initial plates, I left it to cool uncovered so I could put the leftovers away. So the next day my husband is enjoying some spaghetti for lunch when CRUNCH he bit into a stink bug that had landed in it. If you know how badly a stink bug smells, you can only imagine how bad it tastes. My husband was projectile vomiting within five minutes and it's been

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Text - avalypuff 6.9k points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago 32 2 When I was super young-probably way too young to be going down to the lake near our house on my own-I came across this black thing on the ground. I couldn't figure out what it was, but it looked like a delicious chestnut like the ones my mom would bring home in huge bags to both snack on and feed squirrels with. So I did what any sensible pre-kindergartener would do, and took a bite. ... It was not a chestnut. To this day I can't

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Text - TatooineLight 5.9k points · 3 days ago 4 2 2 3 2 A properly ripened persimmon, in my opinion, is really good - but one year around christmas I got one that must have been under ripe or something because it tasted good for 0.02 seconds before the texture turned into literal sand and sucked every particle of moisture out of your mouth. Literally the worst thing ever.

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Text - ThorThimbleOfGorbash 3.7k points · 3 days ago The glue they use on temporary dental crowns is extremely rude.

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Text - Kastba 3.5k points · 3 days ago 2 When I was young my grandparents on my dads side spent every Christmas Eve at our house. It was great. Except my Grandma's contribution to the dinner. Which was an awful dish called Tomato Aspic. It is basically tomato juice Jello, and is every bit as awful as it sounds. The whole family hated it, but my grandma couldnt cook, and did the best she could. I remember being 10, and tried sneaking some to my dog that would eat everything from socks to dog poop

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Text - arielismyhomegirl 2.2k points · 3 days ago I accidentally drank a dip spit can instead of my beer at a party in college once

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Text - lonemonk 2.0k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 2 34 For 35 years (post war to about 1985) my Grandfather worked in a lab developing new cake mixes for donuts and other cake stuffs. After retiring, my Grandfather would make weekly trips to the old plant/lab for a visit. While there he would often be given as many paper bags of plain vanilla donuts which were the test batches for the day. If I recall the lab always produced and entire rack of material to test the new mixtures. Most

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Text - One day, I got into my car to go to a matinee movie with school friends and I brought a donut with me. Once moving I grabbed the donut from passenger seat and bit into it as normal. What happened next, almost caused a motor vehicle accident. The taste of this one bite was the most REVOLTING thing I had ever (or since) experienced. It sent signals to my brain that I MUST evacuate this material from my mouth IMMEDIATELY! I stopped the car in the middle of the road in order to open the door

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Text - Next time I was at Grandparents house I mentioned this crazy experience I had with one of the donuts, and the fact I threw out the entire batch, thinking it was actual poison. He thought about it for not more than a moment and a smile ran across his face. One of his former lab worker colleagues had intended that donut (or that bag perhaps) for HIM. He indicated it was an old workplace prank to add this vile, but very much non-poison, chemical to the mix to punk the other staff. After tell

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Text - I can still taste it in my mind a little bit. That is how horrible that taste was. Grandpa has been gone since 1997, this all happened in 1987. I would taste that shit willingly ONE more time if I could only laugh with him about it just a once more... (I am doing that anyway, but be better with him present) Bonus Fact: Starting in 1970ish? the cake mixes this company designed were widely used by Tim Hortons when that company still made all donuts in house. Not sure exactly, but around the

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Text - Hugh_Jampton 1.7k points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago A Slim Shady. It was a drink I ordered from a bar in Singapore. A shot of warm bourbon poured into a warm half pint of Murphy's. The temperature in Singapore as you can imagine is something akin to being in a hot oven all day all night all year round. Even breathing is difficult. As a tourist you get hot and thirsty. I think that's the only drink in my life I just said fuck it after one sip.. I ordered it, I'll pay for it but bring

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Text - combustion_assaulter 883 points · 3 days ago edited 3 days ago I tried a paleo pre-workout. It was suppose to take taste lemony but it literally tasted like liquid meat.

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Text - MrEmptySet 779 points · 3 days ago & One time I was eating a bag of chips (I think they were Doritos) while driving late at night. It was dark so I couldn't really see what I was eating. Turns out in the bag there was a big concentrated clump of flavoring dust that formed somehow. Popped that whole sucker right in my mouth. BIG mistake. You might think it would just taste like chip dust, but no. It tasted like dirt and pain. It's like there was so much condensed flavor that my brain had a

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Text - Worlds_Best_Coffee 520 points · 3 days ago I stayed with some friends one summer during high school and the mom did not cook, it was a known thing. She grew up wealthy and married down into the middle class. One night she made something that was cream of mushroom soup, cooked in a casserole dish with fennel seeds, crushed up Ritz crackers and rice - but it all soaked together into a single consistency. the taste still haunts me.

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Text - ilre1484 371 points · 3 days ago Zombie Skittles O. I thought it was just going to be a random mystery flavor or at worst just a somewhat bad taste but boy was I wrong! When you bite into the "rotten zombie" flavor it tastes what rotting meat smells like and it doesn't go away. After you eat one it just sticks with you and the smell comes back up every time you breathe. So disgusting.

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Text - Im_supergarbage 237 points · 3 days ago Nintendo switch cartridges. I read online that they put some kind of chemical on them to make them bitter, so little kids won't put them in their mouth. I put it in my mouth...

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Text - RustyMoth 210 points · 3 days ago When I was five I ate my mother's hair dye It was the worst thing I ever tasted for five minutes, until I went to the kitchen and drank out of a pot of old, spent cooking oil for absolutely no reason at all

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Concrete Worker Battles Corrupt Manager Following His Own Instructions

Having an incompetent boss is one thing, but having a corrupt one who orders you to do their dirty work is another. This worker knew his manager was doing some monkey business, so he went out of his way to undermine it. For more workplace battles, here's an employee who derailed an incompetent boss by working their scheduled hours.

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Text - O r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/ExcelCrazy 21 hours ago 2 13 e14 3 20 8 12 2 25 Corrupt manager wants me to reject crucial supplies - I do as instructed oc L About a couple of decades ago, I used to work at a concrete production plant for a reputable construction company. Our company, like several other construction companies, were awarded a portion of a larger project. A large portion of land was earmarked for setting up temporary office buildings and concrete plants for the differ

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Text - As many of you may (or not) know, concrete is produced my mixing cement, water, sand and stone grits (size 20mm + 10mm) along with special admixtures in a specific ratio. Our recipe also contained a special ingredient - stone dust. Turns out, only our company used stone dust in our concrete and the neighbors did not. So a special truckload full of stone dust was specially shipped for us. This is important later. My job entailed orchestrating concrete delivery to our project sites apart fr

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Text - Since my job entailed checking incoming material before accepting, the suppliers would usually try to offer some petty bribes, from cash to booze to flesh - if you know what I mean O I always declined such offers as once accepted, you became their dog and lose all respect in their eyes. Moreover, bad material also impacted the quality of concrete produced: strength, consistency and setting time, to name a few. Since concrete delivery was also part of my job, it was in my best interest to

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Text - One night, a supplier truck entered the premises with 20mm stone chips. Upon testing, I found them to be undersized for 20mm and oversized for 10mm. I went ahead and rejected the load. The driver and supplier started pestering me, offering bribes and what not. When I didn't budge, they called my boss who asked me what was going on. I explained that the quality of material was unacceptable and I have rejected this. When I mentioned it is too small for 20mm, he ordered me to dump it in 10mm

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Text - A couple of weeks pass by and my boss asked me to reject "a truckload" of material from a very reliable supplier. He knew that the supplier was only delivering stone dust that day and should we reject material, the entire load would be a waste and a loss to the supplier. Once the stone chips or stone dust has left the quarry, they, for some reason, can't bring it back. Hence my boss wanted to hit the supplier where it hurt most. Especially stone dust as there was no other company that wou

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Text - Cue - malicious compliance. I called the supplier, who had become a friend by now and told him that I was under orders to reject "a truck". He panicked and told me that my boss was putting pressure on him for bribes. This particular supplier believed in providing quality material and always visited my lab to understand how I tested the material and what my requirements were. He would then go back to his quarry and adjust the equipment to deliver the best quality materials. Because he put

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Text - I asked the supplier friend to route a truckload of 20mm stone chips meant of some other company to my plant first. I would let the gate security log the trucks' entry and then promptly reject the material. He was then supposed to send the stone dust which I would accept and be done with my "task." Everything happened as planned, I completed my remaining activities for the night and went home. When I came back to work in the evening, my boss was waiting for me at the door. As expected, he

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Text - He very casually asked me if I had rejected a truckload. I acted dumb and answered in affirmation. I told him that the very first truck, a 20mm was rejected. Now usually 20mm is never rejected, especially from this supplier, so he asked me what reason did I give while rejecting the truckload. I said flakiness index - a test we never do as a field test, but is mandated by the client to be done once a quarter. He knew that I was playing him but he couldn't do anything. I had done exactly wh

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"Not My Job" Moments of Dubious Professionalism

It's easy to say that "straight line painter" isn't in your job description as a "line painter," but that decision makes for some very creative looking roads. These impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments may be poor excuses for well done tasks, but they're definitely spectacles. If nothing else, these "not my job" moments sure got the job done-ish.

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Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

Sure, complex humor is probably better for your brain, but sometimes life calls for a motherload of devastating dad jokes to sweep in and get puns everywhere. They may very well be stupid and tacky, but they're the dangerously dadly dad jokes we know and tolerate. Some may be painful, but they are always sort of rewarding.

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Camera Catches Highlights of Sinister Pothole

Live in any town long enough and you get to know that one part of that one road that you try to avoid. You know the one on the way to the store? Man someone's got to do something about that thing. Here's a bad-looking pothole someone decided to record for a while. A lot of these cars actually leave the road for a second.

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People's Best Clean Insults

Managing to rap off an insult that doesn't rely on a gross display of vulgarity is its own kind of accomplishment. Too many people rely too heavily on reaching into their vocabulary bank of cuss words, when it comes to trying to roast someone. Sometimes, you've just got to get a little extra creative with it. If you enjoyed these clean insults, we recommend you check out these rare insults that creatively dismantled their foes.

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Text - jeff_the_nurse • 5h 8 6 Awards I once asked a girl, "Where have you been all my life?" Her response was, "I don't know, but I wish I was still there." Reply 1 3.5k ...

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Text - DonaldKey • 4h O 2 Awards "You're a conversation starter. Not when you are around but once you leave" + Reply 1.7k

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Text - p_cashew • 7h S 3 Awards I find the fact that you lived this long both surprising and disappointing. Reply 2.6k ...

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Text - hnikret • 6h 1 Award Your grades say marry rich, but your face says study harder. Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - GenJonesMom • 7h 3 1 Award "I don't like you very much. I'm only nice to you because no one else likes you either." Reply 499

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Text - huffimus_prime • 5h "I wish for just one time you could stand in my shoes- you'd know what a drag it is to see you." Not mine, but still good. Reply 103 ...

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Text - Max_G04 • 5h 1 Award I hope your sleeves slide sown while washing your hands. Reply 662 ...

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Text - SIGMono • 7h "I'm lonely not desperate" Reply 595 ...

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Text - rationalhippy • 6h "You are as handsome as you are smart." confused face "My point exactly." | Reply 1 231 ...

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Text - DustyMainer • 5h credit to letterkenny "Buddy, you couldn't wheel a tire down a hill" Reply 393 ...

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Text - FadingFuture197 • 4h 3 1 Award You have the personality of a slightly tilted picture frame. Reply 117 ...

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Text - IFeelLikeShit515 • 7h I absolutely love slamming people with "Bozo" Reply 100 ...

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Text - ijjgiafjidfai • 4h It's refreshing to meet someone in such full embrace of their own ignorance. Reply 46

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Cursed Weirdness from The Depths of The Internet

It shouldn't be a surprise that people are weird. We're weird as heck. We make life-like werewolf babies and fill our biceps with synthetic polymers until we look like cartoons. Naturally all those cursed images end up in the wonderful worldwide receptacle we call the internet. The weirdness never ends.