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2020/12/15

Untrained Meteorologist Drops Wholesome Weather Recap and more...

Um, if there's one thing that this untrained meteorology video proves it's that the world needs a whole lot more of these untrained meteorology videos. It seems like pure joy is screaming from every one of this guy's pores. And then amidst all that ...
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Untrained Meteorologist Drops Wholesome Weather Recap and more...


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Untrained Meteorologist Drops Wholesome Weather Recap

 

Um, if there's one thing that this untrained meteorology video proves it's that the world needs a whole lot more of these untrained meteorology videos. It seems like pure joy is screaming from every one of this guy's pores. And then amidst all that happiness the snow just says, "no."

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The Time Mr. McFeely's Panda Caused a Class Meltdown

 

Most of us probably couldn't think of a more trustworthy mailman than Mr. McFeely of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, but this particular visit left a group of kids screaming in fear over the entrance of another character, Purple Panda. Man, they absolutely could not handle it. There's nothing quite like watching a room of children absolutely lose it over a dude in a panda suit.

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Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas

 

Man, when you first see those ducks basically duck sprinting up to that bowl of peas you know something catastrophic is about to go down. Those peas got completely rekt. They never stood a chance. 

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Tenants' Gnarliest Landlord Stories

It's little recaps from rightfully disgruntled tenants like these that end up giving the landlords of the world a bad rap. It could be gnarly cases of landlords going on power trips, thinking that they can get away with just about anything; or just genuinely immoral people being put in a position of power. We're not sure. Probably a bit of both. Hopefully none of these frustrating stories from tenants ring a bell. 

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Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

Anyone who has ever played a part in a family holiday tradition knows that things can go from 0 to 100 at a moment's notice. The holidays can be a lot like weddings in that they're this unique, high pressure, emotional time of the year that brings together all kinds of family members that would otherwise be advised to remain comfortably far apart. Drama can break out at just about any time. In this case though, the vibes remain relatively wholesome. Just a little friendly competitiveness and a whole lot of holiday spirit. 

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Engineering - * kaity--did Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village. It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it's wonderful. Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

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Text - This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire. Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated. THE VAMPIRE HAS BEEN HIDDEN and this year the prize is not muffins. it is a movie pass and the

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Text - Im going to win and you're gonna watch the new mary poppins in a chimney sweep outfit when did costumes come into this equation The second you started the trash talk you can't just change the rules only the vampire has the power to change the rules don't you know anything about christmas Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda's sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First! Happy Haunting!

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Text - Da Q : Gooooooooo0d morning!! Good Morning Kiddo! Have a wonderful and Blessed day!! Have a wonderful day! Thank you Kiddo 11:11 AM No cheating. You're not allowed to start looking for the Christmas Vampire until Shawn and I get home! Ok

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Text - I will be victorious! I'm not so sure You are the politest trash talker on the planet e 2 min • SMS Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don't trust him in the slightest. kaity--did The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it's starting to get to her... I'm getting to the point where I hate the village and I'm going to start

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Text - The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it's starting to get to her... I'm getting to the point where I hate the village and I'm going to start breaking things If I could just place the buildings and ppl anywhere... I would have been done days ago... It has to make some sense to me... Example: The toy store can go next to the candy shop, but I can't have the pub next to them, because I worry about the children running into drunk men...

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Text - YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY.... I WORRY ABOUT THE CERAMIC CHILDREN oldearthmapping Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels. But what really threw it over the top was the mom's anxiety over the world-building and city design being right. I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you. airyairyquitecontrary can I just say that the Christmas Vampire is infinitely preferable to the Elf on the Shelf 114,037 notes

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Man Yells At Wife For Not Getting Him $2 Coffee

Man, it sounds like there's a whole lot more going on in this marriage than what we can partially make out at the surface level. We have a married couple that's been married for apparently eight years, and the guy's wife is somehow too cheap to dish out a couple bucks to grab him a nice holiday drink. Kind of a tough situation to find yourself in. Especially if you're already cranky from not having your daily caffeine fix. Would you say he's being out of line for his angry reaction, or is the emotional implosion well warranted? You be the judge. 

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Blue - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/Eggnoglattethrowaway • 1d S 2 8 4 AITA for yelling at my wife over $2 Not the A-hole My wife (38F) and I (33M) have been married for 8 years. We have one child together (5M). Some background that might be relevant: I work full time. She works about 15 hours a week. Our finances have always been separate. However, I pay all the bills and for all our "fun stuff," as well as give her an allowance of $1000 per month. In fact, she currently has almost three times as mu

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Text - The fight: We were out for a walk and I wanted to get a holiday drink from a coffee shop for us to share. My wife told me not to get it. She said she had a gift card, but only for a certain location. So I waited until we walked past that location. My wife then said she would go in to get it and we would meet at home. I left with our son. When my wife got home I noticed she was drinking a plain coffee. I asked her where my drink was and she said there wasn't enough money left on her card t

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Text - I was actually so mad I had to leave the house. I'm currently at my sister's place, just hanging out in the front yard (because COVID). I don't know if I should go home and apologize for yelling or stay until I've truly calmed down. My wife always makes me feel like l'm overreacting but I feel genuinely hurt. ETA: Typo. Should be $1000/month. Not $100. She set the amount. 3.9k 691 ↑, Share

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Text - Withoutcatsallislost • 1d .. I'm no therapist but I don't think this blowup is about the coffee... Reply 794 ...

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Text - Ermthefuck • 1d • Partassipant [1] 2 Awards NTA I know exactly how it feels to be constantly giving and giving to get nothing back. Yeah it's over something so small but isn't that the point? She can't do the bare minimum and pay the extra to get you a coffee? This is clearly an accumulation of things building up because it does feel shitty giving your all to get nothing back. Reply 1 6.4k 3 ...

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Text - SnooDonuts5467 • 1d O 1 Award NTA - yeah it's $2 but seriously?? Who does that! Who tells their partner oh no I have a coupon to save money on your drink (that I'm guessing you was likely to pay for in the first instance as it comes under fun stuff?) to then return with not only no drink for you but a drink for herself when you were the one to want a drink in the first instance? It's not about the $2 it's about the principal of telling you no to then only think of herself. Even if she'd b

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Text - teambagsundereyes • 1d • Partassipant [2] I don't think that you blew up over coffee, I think the coffee was the trigger for the feelings that you have built up. You pay all the bills and give her 1000/month for funsies and she can't spare 2 bucks? I'm gonna go with NTA. Your delivery may not have been the greatest, but I can definitely relate to the frustration. Reply 1 218 ...

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Text - Avebury1 • 1d • Partassipant [2] NTA - You might want to sit down with her and work out a fair family budget. What does she do with the money that she earns? What is her take-home and what does she do with it? If she gets to keep it all plus collect a $1,000 allowance each month no wonder she has a lot more saved than you do. She should have just let you get the coffee you wanted instead of being so cheap and thoughtless. I don't blame you for being irritated. How are the household chores

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Text - ClaudeJRdL • 1d • Partassipant [1] as well as give her an allowance of $1000 per month. In fact, she currently has almost three times as much money saved as I do. NTA but the fight isn't really about this - you're being financially abused here. Reply 400 ...

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Text - TheWorldsShiitty • 1d NTA. From this post your wife is clearly INCONSIDERATE AF. If you are PAYING ALL THE BILLS and FOR ALL YOUR FUN STUFF, what is she spending her money on that she couldnt get a drink you wanted? Let her spend her own money on what ever she needs and that ">allowance of $1000 per month" can get cut down to $50 instead (or non) so that the next time you can get yourself that drink and more. N if she dont like BOO DAMN HOO. Reply 1 1.0k 3

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Text - MrSilverSkunk • 1d NTA. That was very inconsiderate of her. Q Reply 4 36 ...

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Text - dotmur16 • 1d NTA. This seems to be about way more than the $2. It's the straw that broke the camels back. You cover expenses and fun stuff, she gets $1000 a month plus her income from her part time job. This can't be that she didn't have enough money at the time. My advice is to look at other occurrences that fall under this theme. To me it seems she's selfish and inconsiderate and maybe you're fed up with feeling that she doesn't care about you. I don't want to jump to conclusions, so i

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Text - azh88 • 1d NTA what you should do is tell to ur wife that you need an apology because Of literally everything you said In this post. It's not just about coffee or whatever it's about her not going out of her way to get you a small thing even though you (I assume) go out of your way to do things for her all the time Reply 1 303 ...

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Text - TheWorldsShiitty • 1d The fact that she didnt even communicate with him is bizzare. She wasnt considering her husband so I don't see why he has to consider her fun stuff when she is capable of doing herself. There is clearly no equal standing in this marriage and it sounds like she is the only one enjoying the benefits of this marriage in terms of finance. He sounds frustrated that she couldnt do that one (or possibly more) thing for him on top of him giving and giving to their marriage a

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Text - Queen_Hinata • 1d NTA! Your wife is selfish especially since she has all that money saved up and you give her a pretty good allowance. You need to talk to her about he ways and give her these examples of how she's not being considerate. Plus she needs to understand that what she did was totally selfish and not right. If she doesn't then idk man good luck cause...nope Reply 20 3 •..

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Text - brazentory • 1d NTA. I can't imagine my husband ever doing that to me. In fact my husband would forgo his drink to get me mine if that's all he had on him. If situation reversed l'd bring his drink or we'd both go without. I certainly would not have taken the selfish route especially if he asked for it snd I knew he really wanted it. Is she always this thoughtless??? Reply 1 5

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Text - Rasmussen789 • 1d NTA what gets me is where she says she didn't have enough left over for his drink, surely his drink should have been the first one she got as it was his suggestion and she was the one who said she would get it for him. Personally I think she needs to start contributing more. I get you paying the bills as you work FT but that should mean her earnings are hers so she shouldn't need an allowance as well. Your wife needs to realise how privileged she is Reply 1 4 + ...

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Incorrect

We live in a results oriented society. Who has the time and patience for things like "factual accuracy" when something can be basically technically accurate? Sure, an assertion may be flawed or sort of inaccurate but at least it can be saved by its own cleverness. These technically correct moments aren't exactly wrong.

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Temp Tries To Get Employee Fired Behind Their Back, Fails Miserably

The fact that this nightmarish and vindictive temp had the audacity to try and get a reference after all the wildly toxic games is both sobering and terrifying. Like, how delusional can a person get? And on top of all the fictional complaints that she apparently pulled right out of thin air, it sounds like she was also proactively lifting her coworkers' meals. Yikes. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/ManElegant • 3y A temp I barely knew was actively trying to get me fired behind my back. Jeeprs this blew up. I haven't time to today but I will make it my business to reply to all questions in the next few days. This happened a while ago but decided to post today as she rang a member of the office and used the threat of unfair dismissal claim if she wasn't given a good reference. Not sure if it belongs in here or not. TL:DR An office temp l'd spoken to a handful of

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Text - So, we had a temp covering maternity leave that turned out to be a bit of a nutjob. She was EA to Deputy CEO and seemed to think this gave her some sort of status. We'll call her the temp. I'd spoken to her twice maybe three and was incredibly nice; I make it my business to be nice to everyone. What she didn't know is that from about a week after she started I knew she was sending daily complaints (all unfounded and untrue) to my manager about me. My manager and I get on socially and prof

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Text - What set our alarm bells ringing though was one day I was leaving early and asked her to cover something that afternoon in person, to her face. She was nice about it and said no problem. I have flexi hours and get lots of time in lieu so l'm not always there 9-5 like other staff. Often I'm there late or on weekends so I have hours built up and let my boss know I'm cashing them in. We have an unusually complicated leave system and neither of us wants the paper work so I always need to clea

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Text - My boss rang me that afternoon and said she'd come in asking where I was and who was going to do the job she'd agreed to cover me for? She denied we had a conversation and then she complained about my hours saying I hadn't been there for hours on end and making up days I wasn't there. We had a record of that of course. He explained the nature of my job meant I often wasn't at my desk and am available on a company mobile that she could ring anytime. She deemed this wasn't enough and basica

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Text - Here's where he actual downfall started. In work we supply long life milk only and coffee. Everything else belongs to staff , this is widely known. It was told to people explicitly on their induction, by me. Don't take other people's stuff, what's in the shelf marked staff you can have/share. I order all of our supplies, office and tea coffee for staff and conferences so the few e mails I would get from her would be complaining about all the stuff she was using was running out and not bei

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Text - It kept going and got worse she even took a few microwave diners on me, others were complaining about their stuff walking too. The complaints from her continued and l'd reply (always) by e mail and and say the same thing over and over but no, I was wrong staff were to be supplied with the items she mentioned and I had to replace it and she would be forced to tell her manager if I didn't do it. I told her by all means tell your manager I always ask people to give any complaints they have a

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Text - Of course she never went to her manager, she just kept sending more and more e mails in secret to my boss and now others with her making up conversations we'd never had and doctoring emails, yeah it was getting to this stage. My boss would come over with staff member a print out every time and I would show him my original e mail replies given I never knew when she'd e mail this was further proof I was telling the truth. He trusted me but the independent staff member was us doubly covering

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Text - We made note of it all including incorrect time lines and false claims and all false e mails were verified by other staff to be untrue we then just pretty much ignored her constant complaints. Her boss knew what was going on and admitted to ignoring the stuff she was doing and said to me and my boss to her ignore the temps complaints too. Other staff were now reporting her increasingly odd and vindictive behavior and the deputy CEO apologetically said to my boss and I and several others t

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Text - Anyway in a horrible twist of fate her boss unexpectedly had to go on personal leave pretty much indefinitely and a replacement was rushed in to cover her. Then like two days later the bombshell dropped that the original EA wasn't coming back and the temps was offered a new short term contract until a new replacement was found. Thankfully this wasn't an extension but a brand new one, so she was on a 3 month probation again. Now the new Deputy CEO didn't know the lay of the land and the te

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Text - The day came and she struck, would you believe it, it started over milk? Even though I'm getting older and should know better, I love milk l'll have a glass with my lunch often more. Don't judge, it is what it is. Anyway, she is in the kitchen and I take my milk out of the fridge to take to my desk. As l'm walking out the door I get "Don't you think it's rude to take it all, maybe some other staff might like to use that?" , I was having a bad day and had enough of this fucking mingebag so

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Text - I texted my manager and said D Day had landed. Sure enough an hour later the HR person comes in (We outsource HR) and didn't even say hello to me coming in. She ALWAYS swung by my desk. My boss has kindly printed out everything and is ready to bat for me. I play dumb when I am called into the room. The new deputy CEO has a thick file that the temp has compiled and she basically starts grinding her axe about all the terrible stuff I've done to her referring to the files, times and dates an

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Text - When I was asked to defend any point I didn't I said I wanted every complaint read out and once we'd gotten through every single thing she wrote would I then put my case forward. They certainly thought this was strange but obliged me none the less. We were there for about half an hour, the temp is crying at how badly I have ignored her and how was it the company and my boss have allowed this treatment of her to carry on? It's getting hard to sit through this absolute character assassinati

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Text - I ask for my boss to be present and that I have "one or two" e mails that can clear this up quickly. In walks my boss with a stack of everything we'd kept. Her edited e mails, mine between my boss and I, my time records, my job lists and logs and even some invoices proving complaints she'd made about stuff not getting done was lies/wrong. I then said if that wasn't enough I also could provide the list of tape numbers from the back up that could prove my e mails were doctored by her and al

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Text - The temps tears changed to hysteria, she was livid, calling me a liar and that I was only doing this because she'd rejected a pass l'd made at her. the it became that all the staff hated her and it was a big conspiracy to get her fired. She then tried to provide times and dates of when staff members had done social stuff without her and she was being excluded and harassed. She went on screeching for probably about an hour with anything, you name it about how the staff and I in particular

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Text - The last I saw of the temp was as she was marched to get her phone and her other shit at her desk and straight out the door as she wailed like a banshee. Today she rang looking for a reference, she won't get it. I don't care about my managers not doing their job as I don't plan on being here in 6 months time. They are paying for my wedding and I'm going to bounce. If yo read all that thanks. To the temp, fuck you, I win. 10.0k 498 ↑, Share

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Strange And Unexplainable Things People Saw

We've all seen some strange and totally unprovable things in our lives. There have been times we've sworn we've seen disappearing items, strange premonitions, lights in the sky and weird stuff staring back at us from the darkness. None of them have straightforward explanations, but they're at least interesting. For more unprovable strangeness, here are people's creepiest theories on the nature of reality.

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Text - deadlykitten54 1.8k points · 2 days ago My grandfather sat on the edge of my bed when I was in the 4th grade and told me a bed time story. He died before I was born and the only photo of him was in a chest in my grandmother's attic. I hadn't even heard his name before, his life and passing was a sore spot in my family.

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Text - rosegolddaisy 28.7k points · 2 days ago 2 4 e17 S 5 & 10 More When I worked in the medical field, I had a dream one night about a patient of mine, a very kind elderly woman, whom I visited once or twice a week. In the dream she came to me, dancing, and called out to me that she wasn't hurting any more. I was so happy watching her dance after seeing her decline for years. When I got to work the next morning, I told my coworkers about the dream and later that morning we got the call from he

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Text - littlevai 24.3k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago 3 2 12 & 21 More Fall 2009 I was sick - like superrrrrr sick. It was a few weeks before my amputation and I was battling a severe bone infection. I was hopped on all kinds of antibiotics (I had a PICC line and would dose my antibiotics through these little balls) and pain medication. I'm a huge Yankee fan so my best friend got us tickets for the ALCS game at Yankee stadium. She pushed me around the stadium in a wheelchair with a shitt

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Text - As soon as she leaves (to my recollection) an older Irish gentleman sits by me. He offers me some of his spiked hot chocolate, but I said no thanks and explained that I was on a lot of medication. We begin talking and I told to him what was going on with my life. He asked if I was scared to have my leg amputated, and I told him that I was. I was really frightened of the unknown. He gave me some pretty valuable life advice and comforted me. He assured me that it would be fine. He told me t

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Text - beardmonger 23.7k points · 2 days ago 2 2 3 I once met this young homeless guy, probably about 10 years ago. Acted like he knew me. When I said I had no idea who he was he said, "isn't your name Beardmonger and you work in Radio Broadcasting?" I got right freaked out cause I had been applying to colleges for Radio and there was no reason for him to know my name. I said no, but I've wanted to work in radio. Who are you? He responded saying it wasn't important and to ignore him as sometimes

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Text - omglookawhale 23.2k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago e 3 3 82 I was driving home from work on the back roads and was driving behind a car that was the same make, model, and year of my car, just a different color. Further down the road, we both get into the turn lane to turn left onto a long, straight road with open fields on either side. The car in front of me turns onto this road and I wait for a car to pass, and then turn as well. It takes less than 5 seconds. However, when I turn

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Text - anotherclown 21.6k points 2 days ago · edited 23 hours ago 13 4 12 S 5 87 Squirrel wearing a leaf cape.

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Text - comfortablybum 19.0k points · 2 days ago 5 O 3 3 S 6 8 2 I saw a beer bottle dropped from a 13th floor window into bricks and it bounced.

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Text - grammarGuy69 17.5k points · 2 days ago 3 5 2 S 4 & 2 More I was driving away from a gas station. Out of nowhere a guy in a suit comes running up to my mini van and starts yanking the door. As if he knew me, he began pleading "c"mon, LET ME IN." Luckily my doors were locked, I asked him who the hell he was through my window. He looked genuinely surprised that I wouldn't let him in. After I refused to let him in, his facial expression inverted; as if he just realized something horrible. He

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Text - violentorifice 17.5k points · 2 days ago S Standing outside of a convenient store. I saw two different cars park (about a minute or so apart) and go in the store. it was obvious the two didn't know each other (atleast it seemed). After shopping, they each left in the other's car.. still can't explain it today without going down the CIA conspiracy route

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Text - Mingemuppet 16.6k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago Was sitting in my lounge room alone one night watching tv. Heard clear as day someone coming up the stairs barefoot. I thought it was just a family member coming up the stairs but then had the "oh fuck" realisation that I was home alone. For some reason I just sat there looking at the door way waiting for whatever was coming up these stairs to walk through the door. Heard the staircase creaking and everything, heard the barefeet get

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Text - But nothing came through the door, sat there for about 5 seconds waiting. Said to myself out loud "fuck dealing with that right now" and kept watching tv. I've heard other things like glass moving and footsteps and all that but the second most notable thing I can't explain was me and my mum hearing something talk to our dog downstairs in a like mumbled male voice we couldn't understand. If I heard that on my own I'd have just thought it was my brain playing tricks but my mum also heard it

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Text - sailorsmoon20 14.8k points · 2 days ago 4 8 3 My three year old daughter walked up to my husband one night and straight up said, 'Grandpa's dead.' Few moments later we get a call from my husband's sister saying that their father had passed away. Happened a few months back. Still creeps me out.

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Text - s9nister 14.7k points · 2 days ago Went hiking late at night with my buddy when something big and bright flew right over us above the tree line. It was so bright we couldn't even look at it and whatever it was it didn't make a sound. Actually it was probably the most quiet moment of my life, I remember saying "What the fuck?" but no sound came out of my mouth. Only lasted a few seconds and it was over.

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Text - MrYamaguchi 12.9k points · 2 days ago Was driving home from work one afternoon with my brother and cousin in the car. As we were sitting in traffic I noticed high up in the sky and way out in the distance a small motionless black square. I pointed it out and both my brother and my cousin spotted it quickly so I know it wasn't in my head. It just remained still for about 45 minutes and then the sun had set and it was too dark to spot it any longer. It just stayed in the exact same spot the

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Text - Mist3rTryHard 11.8k points · 2 days ago When me and my bestfriend were teenagers, we were walking home during the wee hours of the morning when a drunk guy basically acted like we knew him and invited us to eat. For some reason, we actually came with him and we ate at this 24/7 joint, where he told us about his adventures around the world, showed pictures, etc. We hung out until it was around 5 am and walked home together. I have no idea who he fucking was. I still don't.

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Text - mycenea1961 10.4k points · 2 days ago edited 1 day ago I was once standing in line at Target. A mother and her (I guess) three year old were in front of me in the checkout lane. I never met them before in my life. The child was riding in the shopping cart and the mother went forward to better unload it. The child looks dead at me, smiles, laughs and said my first name, very clearly, twice. I have an uncommon first name, which made it even stranger.

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Text - TheCan99 8.7k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago It's a thing that happened to me firsthand: As a kid I went to the kitchen downstairs late at night to get some snacks for midnight gaming. There was this bowl of candy on top of a shelf that my parents didn't think I knew about so I grab a chair and had to stand on my toes to reach it. The bowl slipped from on top the shelf onto the floor and I held my ears knowing there would be a sound of shattering glass in the middle of the nights

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Text - simavok 7.6k points · 2 days ago Not exactly seen but it's strange. I was around 6 and on Wednesday evening I went to bed. I woke up and it was Friday. I remember asking my mom why is it Friday when yesterday it was Wednesday. She said yesterday was Thursday, obivously. I asked her what I did on Thursday becuase the last thing I remember is going to sleep on Wednesday. She named some activities and I remembered none of that. I never found out why I don't remember the Thursday.

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Text - TheChoosed_One 5.3k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago It wasn't what I saw so much as felt. I was on my way to Petersburg, a small island in Alaska but the runway was to foggy so I had to stay in Juneau at a hotel for the night. Anyway the next morning I was sleeping and had my hand dangling in between the bed and the wall and I swear on everything I felt something grab my hand. It had a grip like a very firm handshake and it literally woke me up out of a dead sleep. I actually got

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Tumblr Story: Mom's Esteemed Book Club Crashed By Dirty Music

Our ongoing existence is so comfortably infused with technology that we forget how easily one of our devices can completely disrupt an otherwise peaceful environment. In this case, we have a seemingly calm and collected book club meeting on Zoom get stormed by the infamously raunchy song "WAP." Quite the entertaining little Tumblr story. If you're looking for more gold from Tumblr check out the time that Tumblr users analyzed the movie, "The Incredibles" to oblivion

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Text - tricktster Follow So the other night my mom was upstairs on a zoom call with The Council of Retired White Moms (her book club), my dad was downstairs working out, and my brother and I were cleaning up the kitchen, which obviously requires a soundtrack. Now, you know how sometimes you're like "alexa, play [a song]" and she's like "playing [a totally different song] on TST's spotify"? or maybe she just decides to play literally nothing instead? My workaround has always been to select the Ec

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Text - As such, when Alexa couldn't manage to play my great kitchen cleaning jam on the night at issue, I opened spotify, selected the kitchen echo, and pressed play. When the Echo didn't respond, I just assumed it was just the usual spotify/alexa bullshit... until the screaming began. This next part is important: there are 32 devices on our network and nobody but me ever names them. So when I'm selecting a device to play spotify on, I have to pick the right speaker out from a long list of rando

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Text - Mom originally bought the iHome to play NPR loud enough that she could hear it from any room in the house. It's not a smart speaker, though, and mom (like the majority of boomers) prefers to use voice commands. Once she got her own Echo, she just basically forgot about the iHome. More importantly, she forgot how to use it, and then, it seems, forgot that it was a speaker system at all - a few weeks prior to the events of this story, I was trying to troubleshoot her computer and had a priv

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Text - Waiting. As a result, when the iHome unexpectedly lurched back to life at its customary maximum volume, neither my mother nor the 25+ other Women of a Certain Age in her book club had any idea of: a) where the music was coming from, or b) how to stop it I had started up the stairs in response to the screaming, but I paused (out of mom's line of sight) when I realized what was happening.

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Text - "STOP IT!" My mom was out of her chair and screaming. "WHAT IS THAT!? NO! ALEXA, STOP IT! ALEXA! STOP PLAYING!" A greek chorus of distraught book club attendees was echoing her sentiments over the laptop speakers, the monitor displaying the horrified face of each speaker in incredibly rapid succession. "ALEXA!" My mom shouted at the mesh router point, "MAKE IT STOP! NO! NO! NO!" ("Did you mean 'set a timer?" the Echo in her bedroom asked politely.)

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Text - The song, naturally, did not stop, and mom did not think to mute her laptop or pull the power cord from the iHome. Instead, she whirled around several times held her arms out in a sort of T-pose, as if she could physically stop the book club attendees from hearing the song I'd picked out. I will say this for the iHome - sure, it's old tech, but even at max volume, the lyrics could be understood with perfect clarity. Now, this would have probably been funny regardless of the song I had cho

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Text - If you have been following me for a while, you'll know that I tend to think of myself as a real prankster. A rascal, a scamp, a jester of a woman. I have engineered a few comedic misadventures in my day. But I have to be humble here.. what I unintentionally accomplished that night was so much funnier than anything I have ever done on purpose. It was the absolute apex of comedy. The song I had chosen, dear readers, was WAP.

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Negligent Neighbor Demands Dog Child Support

If you're not gonna keep a sharp eye on your pets, at least make sure they're not prepared to go around making any more. This neighbor didn't take any preventative measures with her own dog and now she's saying she's entitled to compensation. Both of these neighbors could have benefitted from hearing about this neighbor who built a fence to keep the neighbors out of her pool.

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Text - Posted by u/juhjbft 1 day ago 2 3 2 2 8 3 AITA for not paying for my neighbor's dog's "child support"? Yes you read that right Not the A-hole This story is going to sound ridiculous, especially with that story from yesterday about the dogs cheating but I assure you this isn't a shitpost My neighbor's dog recently got pregnant and she claims my dog did it, which is likely because her dog often escaped into my yard and she lets her dog roam around it. It's annoying cuz her dog shits in my y

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Text - Well now that she's pregnant she's pissed because hers was a purebred and she wanted to breed it. She says she's entitled to financial compensation and I'll have to pay "child support" for the pups as it'll cost her to take care of them. I laughed my ass off and sad fat chance and no way in hell I'm paying for her dogs child support and this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. She's threatening legal action and I'm pretty sure she can't do anything, she did nothing to stop her dog fro

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Text - RoyallyOakie Certified Proctologist [22] 13.9k points · 1 day ago NTA...This is looking interesting. Do get half the profits when she sells the puppies? you

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Text - Beerubill 5.9k points · 1 day ago NTA. If she wanted her dog to breed with specific other dogs, she should not have let it roam free. Also, what's with the "was a purebred" bullshit? It's not like the dog´s genes are now altered. If it breeds with another purebred dog of the same race, the result will be purebred puppies. I know it's a thing in the breeding world, but it's stupid as hell.

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Text - Ruegurl 4.5k points · 1 day ago ,2 ESH. Neuter your pets people! RainahReddit Partassipant [1] 1.5k points · 22 hours ago Yep, both are TA for leaving their pets unfixed

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Text - officialvevo Partassipant [1] 1.9k points · 1 day ago ESH, it's dumb of her to demand child support for a dog, but if you don't want your dog making puppies you should've neutered him. There's too many dogs in the world in the first place.

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Text - ItchyDoggg Certified Proctologist [20] 926 points · 1 day ago NTA The puppies have no legally cognizable interest in the support of their father. In other words, there is no standing for the woman to sue on behalf of the puppies or their mother just by virtue of your dog being the father. However, the actual legal route she would take would be to sue you for negligence and show her incurred expenses as the damages. Unfortunately for her, I don't think you had any duty, or committed any ac

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Text - sydneyrutledge 816 points · 23 hours ago ESH get your dogs spayed and neutered will2goforth Partassipant [1] 21 hours ago 85 points · Somebody listened to Bob Barker.

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Text - silverspork 269 points · 23 hours ago ESH - her for letting her unfixed dog roam and trying to get you to pay for her puppies. You for also not fixing your dog. Fix your dogs folks.

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Family's Christmas Ritual Keeps Spirit Of Santa Alive

Ain't this too sweet for words to describe? Many of us have had wildly different experiences for when it comes to digesting the hard truth that Santa Claus is just a work of the imagination. Some revelations hit harder than others. These particular parents though sound like they handle the process with love and grace and ultimately a passing of the torch kind of ritual takes place. Pretty neat. The world could always use some more wholesome vibes to go around. We've got plenty of the other bad stuff. 

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Text - ** "In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit. When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready. I take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is

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Text - You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up like him. Some of your friends might have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they aren't ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE. Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from "cookies" to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!" Make sure you

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Text - My oldest chose the "witch lady" on the corner. She really was horrible-had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. She'd yell at them to play quieter, etc-a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kma

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Text - Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend's daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok. The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son's face. When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helped with t

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People's Biggest Wedding Day Regrets

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about people's most painful wedding day regrets. It really sucks that so much of the wisdom we can gain in this life comes directly from the hard and unforgiving lessons that regretful experiences teach us. Sometimes we've just got to do certain things at certain occasions to realize we'll definitely never be doing them again. Hopefully none of these regrets ring any bells. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama, check out the year's most entitled bridezillas

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Text - zippe6 • 16h 3 1 Award Getting a friend to video, it's crap Reply 3.9k ...

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Text - chwbng • 16h S 8 3 Awards Seems like most people's regret can be drilled down into doing what their parents wanted them to do. O Reply 1 8.1k 3 ...

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Text - emsquad • 17h 3 2 Awards A reception line. I got talked into it, I didn't want to do it but felt pressured. All I did for 3/4 of my reception was stand and say hello to people it was miserable and took a lot of the fun out of the day. Reply 9.1k ...

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Text - WinterCarry • 17h 3 Awards I regret not hiring a dj. Its not only music, they help with the flow of the wedding. Flower toss, first dance, money dance, whatever you want. We cut corners where we could and that was one I regret. Reply 5.6k ...

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Text - Ezzy17 • 12h 8 4 Awards Getting separated from my wife while at the wedding. She went to the bathroom and then got swarmed by friends and family and she disappeared what seemed like hours. Also, in general getting pulled away from eachother. When I would get a drink or talk to someone. The reason I regret it, is because my wife looked so absolutely stunning that day and I just wanted to look at her the entire time. My wife is still hot but something about that dress. Reply 1.3k ...

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Text - CrusaderOfTruth • 15h S 2 Awards In all honesty, I regret dancing so much. We danced so much, we forgot to go around to individually thank everyone for coming. They all came to us on the dance floor to say hello. 10/10 still dancing. É Q Reply 2.1k 3

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Text - EIToberino • 15h 8 3 Awards Well, we could have had the wedding in fall 2019, but my wife wanted more time to make sure everything was perfect, so we decided to have it in April 2020. Reply 4.1k ...

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Text - Tokugawa • 16h Tiny wedding in a beautiful state park. I forgot the rings in the car and my dad was kind enough to jog back and get them. That's the only regret I have for that day. 3.4k 3 Reply

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Text - xaanthar • 14h 1 Award Not exactly a regret, but just a reminder to keep things in perspective. Looking at my grandmother's wedding photos, she pointed out her bridesmaids wearing matching hats. She remembered these hats were important and there was some big to-do about them. For the life of her, she couldn't remember what exactly and you certainly couldn't tell from the pictures. Just remember that when you're having heated debates over the "correct" shade of blue for the napkins. Reply

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Text - starcrafter84• 16h Picking the longest song ever for a first dance Q Reply 901 ...

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Text - Letting my Ex-MIL dictate pretty much everything. It stopped being our wedding and became her wedding. And she is crazy. The whole wedding was no longer focused on my wife and I but my MİL handing my wife off to me. Which is really ironic because after that moment MiL became even more controlling. Some things she did.... She had a mommy daughter dance. Made an 30 minute long speech about raising my wife, including playing several inappropriate baby videos. Made a toast to herself Cut the

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Text - Runbunnierun • 16h Not eloping and leaving my mother-in-law in the dark. I could have had hair and makeup done. Could have had the dress of my dreams. And may even have pictures on my walls from a day I loved. I had none of those things and it still hurts. Reply 895 3 ...

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Text - earlgreylover • 15h Getting a shitty photographer my mom recommended (someone from her church). As we're taking pre- wedding pictures (part of the wedding picture package), I asked him during one of the breaks what got him into photography. He answered "it's just something to do while I try to open my restaurant". That should've been the red flag Reply 936 ...

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Text - Filgao93 • 18h S 7 Awards As it turned out... getting married. Reply 3.1k ...

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Text - Derekeys • 13h 3 2 Awards Stuffing cake in my wife's face. No exaggeration, i regret it to this day. One of the traits of a successful marriage is to protect your spouse, with words, with your actions. Protect in this case has the meaning of upholding their dignity, their honor, etc. shoving cake in their face is not doing any of that and it's very very public. Don't do it. Plus it messed with her make up, I really really wish I hadn't. :( | Reply 1 2.5k ...

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Text - chri8nk a• 16h Having one. The marriage was enough for us but we were pressured into having a wedding. It was fine, I guess, but I wish we would have just gone on a better, longer honeymoon. Reply 1 599 ...

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Text - ocean5648 • 16h 1 Award Letting the photographer dictate where we should be for the entire night. Going back I would have told him do all the photo poses you want in the first hour then leave us alone. Also would have had someone walk around with us when we said hi to each table to help us get out of drawn out conversations to make it go faster. | Reply 1 3.4k 3 •..

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Text - Yoguls • 16h Shaving my pubes. A Tight suit, hot weather and an itchy scrotum are a recipe for disaster! Reply 1.6k 3 ...

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Twitter Thread: Croatians' Toothpaste Game Is Absurd

Oh, don't mind me, just going to check my bucket of handy dandy toothpaste before boarding this here plane. This wild Twitter thread shines light on how Croatians absolutely don't mess around when it comes to their toothpaste. They're all about the bucket and spoon method. Perhaps a bit unexpected, and certainly inconvenient for traveling, but it sounds like it works. 

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Text - Tea @dreampai1 Wait, so you're telling me that in places other than Croatia, y'all don't have toothpaste sold in buckets???????????????????????? ?????????? I didn't know this was solely a local thing... Prevedi Tweet

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Lid - KALODONTR KALODONT strong mint I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

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Text - Notta (Commissions open!) @.· 3 m Odgovor korisniku/ci @dreampai1 Question, do you spread it with some sort of utensil or do you dip the brush in 1 Tea @dreampai1 · 30 s Y'all... don't use... spoons???????????????????????? To put the toothpaste on your toothbrush???????????? WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d- don't use your toothpaste spoon???? 200

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Font - All Black Lives Matte... · 3 m Odgovor korisniku/ci @dreampai1 Uhm...no ee in the U.S. toothpaste usually looks like this and they come in small rectangular boxes. R B Copare E37 Colgate Colgate Codpare Copate Crest

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Advertising - Tea @dreampai1 · 1 m um?????? we keep our condiments in those NOVO ZvijizDA Ketcp MAJON TA ZVIJEZDA Delihater THOMY You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes??? 000 THOMY

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Text - Tea @dreampai1 · 6 m GENUINE QUESTION: if you "squeeze" out too much toothpaste onto your toothbrush, how do y'all put it back into those little tubes??????? Biological Class Warfare It's gone. We don't look back on failure. · 5 m 1 2 Tea @dreampai1 · 2 m But if you had a toothpaste spoon and a bucket, you could just put it back : 1 000

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Text - OKAY, for everyone asking - this is how the toothpaste spoon looks like! It's ceramic and you buy it at the drugstore and most people keep theirs with their toothbrush. Mine is brown and my mom has a white one, but they all come in different colors! Prevedi Tweet

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Text - Tea @dreampai1 To answer a lot of people's question: this package is 2kg, there's also, 5kg and 10kg ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 0.5 kg! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel.

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Text - nanashi-rei-official Follow For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives: "To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel." Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel. I now live in fear of the C

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Text - Kendall Roy @mrwainaina_ Where are you traveling to with half a kilo of toothpaste?? Tea @dreampai1 Odgovor korisniku/ci @mrwainaina_ Places 10:14 · 09 stu 20 · Twitter for Android

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Real Estate Guru Gets Called Out

 

Finally, the notorious Tai Lopez (the man with a million cars) gets called out for being a totally fake piece of work. He tried to play it off like he had this wealth of knowledge about the real estate industry, and couldn't even answer a basic question when put on the spot. Pretty dang satisfying to watch. 

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