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2020/12/17

Young Vin Diesel's Stoked About Street Sharks Toys and more...

Perhaps the best part about this iconic video is that Vin Diesel wasn't acting the entire time. He was just went full Vin.

 

Young Vin Diesel's Stoked About Street Sharks Toys and more...


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Young Vin Diesel's Stoked About Street Sharks Toys

 

Perhaps the best part about this iconic video is that Vin Diesel wasn't acting the entire time. He was just went full Vin. 

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Man Mows Flowers In His Yard, Neighbor Loses It

 

You know you're in for an unsettling encounter video when the basic premise is that you have one enraged neighbor telling another guy what he can and can't mow in his own lawn. The ending there when she's flashing that devilish grin while brandishing a rake gives off some seriously creepy vibes. 

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Package Thieves And Porch Pirates Get Defeated By Glitter Bomb

 

Man, there's nothing lower than having the audacity to steal people's packages off their front porches. But alas, people just keep on doing it. Well, this dude has an established reputation at this point for combating all that bullish thievery with ingenious glitter bomb traps. The thieves never see it coming, and it's absolutely glorious. Enjoy this compilation of porch pirates getting their rightful comeuppance. 

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Entitled Neighbor Throws Tantrum Over 15 Dollars

If this was any more money, even 50 bucks, it would make at lease some sense why they wouldn't be able to pay it all back on time. Word on the street is that their dog wasn't even sick. You can really tell people stop wanting to have a productive conversation when they start saying "honey" a lot. It's stupid and weird, but that's the path chosen by entitled people with their audacious demands.

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Text - 12:31 ao 令 M Hey chick can I borrow your Hulu account again I did something and I erased it 9:21 PM Do you happen to have $15 we agreed upon for the internet? Because that's been a while ago that we talked 10:05 PM about it. I will Thursday. Its cool I will just watch my videos...I'll pay you Thursday the 15 1 owe you. 10:09 PM Sounds good, thanks 10:10 PM M Np 10:11 PM I'm not going to guarantee I'll have it because l've got a very sick dog and I got to take him back to the vet M tomorro

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Text - 12:31 ao M 令l Oh and just to let you know I haven't had a TV much it's been in the pawn shop I just browse when the other day and I just now got it set up but it's okay I still pay you $15 10:14 PM Yep times are hard, I understand, hence needing 10:16 PM the $15. M Yeah well I didn't use it that much but you'll get paid if I have it after I take my dog to the back cuz my dogs a little bit more important than the internet was that I didn't use I don't know why you got to do this yet but it

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Text - 12:32 ao M You know I don't understand s*** I guess I never will I guess I need to start writing down everything I give somebody from now on cloths, food,and everything else. I guess instead of giving it away I need to try to sell it to them. 10:41 PM I am doing what now? ,look at everything you texted. You're overreacting because I am asking for money that you agreed upon. I never asked for food and clothes for the internet. We 10:41 PM agreed on money Monday, December 14, 2020 M Since y

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Text - 12:40 a0 A but you know what I'm done have a good one you ain't getting to me you ain't going to piss me off see ya!!! 12:04 PM Oh honey, I knew you weren't going to keep your word the second you started 12:11 PM overacting last night. M Oh but honey you don't know me at all I was going to pay you but you know what I'm having my own hooked up on Wednesday so it don't matter you want to be that no I won't pay you way 12:37 PM M I wasn't overreacting at all I was concerned about my dog I wa

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Text - barbancourt5star 1.2k points · 2 days ago I swear, I love when people bring absolutely nothing to the table, but then threaten you with taking away that nothing. EchoPerson14 I can give you exposure 470 points · 2 days ago It's so funny. It's like Alright, wel| I'm going to stop using your internet. Like they wanted them to use it in the first place.

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Text - Rajastoenail 531 points · 2 days ago Falling out of speaking terms with this person is well worth £15

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Text - thatburghfan 304 points · 2 days ago This story is perfect. You were never going to get that money, there would always be some reason why. I've met people like this and strangely enough in their minds, they are doing nothing wrong. Something came up, obviously that is more critical and you should understand that. Now if you get mad about it, well, now obviously YOU are the problem here. And in their mind, they are fully justified in not paying because of YOUR behavior. You might think som

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Road Rager Tailgates Calm Driver, Calm Driver Baits Them Into Traffic Light

Nothing quite sucks like realizing you have an inconsiderate, bad tempered driver tailgating you. It can be a bit of a panic-inducing experience. From that realization though, you can either play nice or take a good old petty revenge like this driver did. They clearly kept their wits about them, and successfully baited the road rager right into a humbling traffic light. Sounds like the dude was not the least bit stoked. Hopefully he learned some kind of lesson in the process, but it doesn't seem likely. Check out another time that a driver taught a road rager a lesson over here

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Blue - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/ValidatedQuail • 5d 1 3 2 8 1 Swerving to keep ahead of me? Mkay, have fun at the light. So l'm driving in a major city on a road that is always a bit busy. I'm entering onto the highway and need to merge into the lane. In my area, common sense when merging is "Let one in front, one behind." Like a zipper, if that makes sense. Nice and efficient, everybody's happy.

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Text - At least, everyone except this one guy in a black Mercedes. Dumbass steps on the pedal to try and get ahead of me. I was already halfway in the lane when he started to floor it, and the left lane was congested at this particular spot. Slows down with maybe 2-3 feet between us, and has the audacity to lay on his horn. After about a mile of tailgating me, he finally gets ahead of me, which, you know, who tf in their right mind cares? The road ahead of us is much more open at this point, I t

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Text - So I bide my time, knowing that ahead of us is an exit to a massive intersection between two of the major highways in the city. This exit pretty commonly has a cop in the area where it branches off. Not a speed trap, necessarily, as the cop is completely visible to all (this is important) and this particular spot has a higher rate of collisions. As we approach, I get into the right hand lane as if l'm going to exit. Predictably, this idiot follows suit. I stay in the lane until the very l

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Text - As I continued on my merry way, I looked to my right to see a grown ass man in his mid-30s screaming his ass off, face lookin like ripe tomato. I laughed in a more exaggerated manner than was necessary while staring him down and flipped the bird until I was well past. Wonder how it felt, spending all that money on a nice car only to get outsmarted by someone over a decade younger in a shitmobile. If by some miracle this dude is reading this, not exactly sure what you expected (also get th

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Extra Cringe Moments From The Land Of Cringetopia

Sometimes you need to take a deep and emboldened dive into the world of unapologetic cringe to remind yourself that it can always get a bit worse. The fascinating thing about cringeworthy content as well is that it's one of those strange things where you pretty much hate to look at it, but also can't stop. Like it gets under your skin in the worst of ways. 

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Technology - garfiied TYPE GARFIELD WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED 5.3K 23 3.5K 5.1K Karma Silverwind @Karmakat01 Dec 9 SINCE I can type without even watching my keyboard due to training, and being a novelist. I wouldn't call that a challenge.sorry. lol O 30 000 23 16 116 The Jolly Party of Animal Crossing @CommunistPrtyAC 000 Replying to @Karmakat01 and @Garfield WOAH you spelled Garfield really wrong

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Sleeve - Imagine spending 7 years in college to become a lawyer and your client shows up to court like this. 69 THE AT THY

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Text - DEden DANK @PodierEden The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent

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Motor vehicle - You are not here This is a cartoon FlatEarth101.com EARTH Is ECELAT

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Text - Nobody's more stubborn than a Android person that won't switch to iPhone.

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Screenshot - %3D males 19h 6. who cheats more? boys or girls? Show this thread 3:31 · 23 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone %3D multiple times 5 19h 10. ever cheated before? Show this thread 3:33 · 23 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Atmosphere - ahrole I wonder how cool it would be if someone was in the middle of these halves Whever is in the middle of day and night must be thinking this is crary. Cure mesponoer What do Thave to do to live right in the division between night and day? For those who live right in the middle of that line, is it going to be afternoon forever? Imagine being in a place half day and half night Look how crazy it is to the person who lives right in the middle, gets out at night and goes to the day r

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Text - I was at Starbucks with Aiden (who is 4 years old) today, and Lil Pump was playing in the radio. Aiden went and deadass told the barista to switch to some eminem because "all new music is so dumb nowadays". All other customers started clapping and cheering when rap god started playing and Id never been so proud. The barista even gave us our drinks for free to thank for business advice

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Text - Ellen DeGeneres O @TheEllenShow 200 years in the future... "Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378?| need it to preorder my PS6." 1:43 AM · 22 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App 1,157 Retweets 6,659 Quote Tweets 18.7K Likes

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Chin - 59:58 GIANT CHEESE STUFFED CHEETO • Mukbang & Recipe 1.7M views · 4 months ago • 51% T UST WATED 23:13 I'm Going Vegan 1M views · 6 months ago • 34%

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Atmosphere - For everyone asking wtf my problem is and why I'm so mean. I'm an Aries

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Text - NZXT NZXT @NZXT people who play on a prebuilt console 7:00 AM · 05 Dec 20 · Twitter Web App 95 Retweets 214 Quote Tweets 2,505 Likes 27 12h Replying to @NZXT Don't you sell prebuilt PC's? 8 27 2 402 NZXT O @NZXT · 12h NZXT we sell custom pre-configured gaming computers 34 27 5 93

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Text - sidney @Viperous · 1d One of my twitch subs bought me the PS5 and THREE 3090s ROG STRIX GRING GEFORCE RTX OC EV3A EV3A 2,761 273,893 30.4K Enamul EzazTM @EnamulEzaz Replying to @Viperous Mf did all that to be called "One of my twitch subs" 14:40 · 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Floor

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Text - e O 30 Awards We did it reddit YouTube O @YouTube · 1d We want to know: this year, what videos did you watch on repeat? #ThislsHow 1,647 27 531 7,931 Ethan @edma06RBLX · 1d This one about the cute puppy youtu.be/ j5a0jTc9S10 162 27 1,194 14.4K YouTube O @YouTube · 1d Did you just... rickroll YouTube 167 27 2,064 14.3K Ethan @edma06RBLX · 1d OH MY GOD I FUCKING DID IT 275 27 361 8,384

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Advertising - 18:57 Destroying Morgz PS4 & Buying Him 100 New PS5's.. ($50,000) Morgz · 688K views · 1 week ago ONY

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Text - A guy asked me out today and I told him "no", but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again? Ron Rule, CEO @ As Seen On TV Answered Feb 3 A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch and I said “pizza", but I really wanted steak. Why did she bring me pizza? Do you see how stupid that question sounds? That's how your question sounds.

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Font - It's so attractive when a guy isn't afraid to open up and be emotional. Takes maturity to do this though (imo) LIS4VPIA @lisabaduola To hear a man vent is so beautiful. 8/11/17, 4:52 PM The last time a guy cried over me l literally had to force myself to think sad thoughts to stop myself from laughing in his face. 3/29/18, 10:38 PM 326 Retweets 2,014 Likes

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Confusing Images to Inspire Some Double Takes

Just a small change of perspective and we've got people with dog faces, giant seagulls and magic disappearing stairs. Double take moments of optical weirdness occur all the time. t's like your brain doesn't follow its own rules. They start to fall apart when it comes to eye-confusing moments of double-takery.

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Eyewear - Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back @lxwie Fucking hell, thought there was a parrot on your shoulder

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Black - 8:21 1 l LTE O New people seen Nest Today, 8:19 PM Front Door 2 of 3 Do you know this person? NO YES

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Comfort

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Rock

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Hair

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Human

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Bird

8. Luckily not mounted on a wall

Dog breed

9. The hidden iPad

Motor vehicle

10. lil' arm

Hair

11. Cookie monster is in there

Art - TO CAOROT

12. Impressive wax

Pole

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Carnivore

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Road

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Human body

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Gas - CINEMABORG SHARP CATY

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Brown

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Finger

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Winter

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Floor - nouveau

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Arm - 300

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Brown

23. oooooo levitating camera

Wood - CRESTED BUTTE BRECK COLORADO WHOMING BLONDI BEARDS ............. EAST KTO Da SOWE PEAK Colorado Ats Canon

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Wood - 산의초동학교 하님을 여는 우리들

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Blue

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Groom Does Borat Impression During Vows, Bride Melts Down

This sounds like such a comically dramatic situation with the bride having a full-fledged meltdown that it's kind of hard to believe it's real life. Especially cause it sounds like the dude was kind of incepted with the idea from her before he followed through on it. But hey, some things are better left as just ideas. There's a time and place for everything. Was he in the wrong for the Borat impression, or is everyone just kind of acting out of line here? You be the judge. For some more juicy wedding drama, check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020

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Text - AITA for making my wife cry at our wedding? Title sounds bad but hear me out. My (25M) newly wed wife (32F) and I both love the Borat movies. We were thrilled when the new one came out during the pandemic. This happened while we were re-planning our winter wedding to accommodate local COVID guidelines (10 close friends/family all masked). My wife's favorite line in Borat is when he says "MY WIIFFEEEE!" and I jokingly said how pissed would you be if I said that during our wedding. She then

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Text - So of course, I did it. I had normal vows until the very end when I said "I'm so excited to start this journey with MY WIIIIIFFEEEE!" Everyone was silent for a moment except for my brother who burst out laughing. My wife was NOT having it. She started sobbing and stormed off. She literally locked herself in the bathroom while her mom was trying to console her. My wife and her mom kept saying I ruined her whole special day. Her dad and sister were also angry but when I told them how she ke

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Text - I apologized but she stayed pissed. Suffice to say, the wedding ended on a sour note. She stayed with her parents while I went back to our apartment. I thought I would make her laugh and make the day memorable. AITA? 832 168 ↑, Share

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Text - Nightmare_Gerbil • 9h INFO: When you say she "dared" you to say it, did she laugh and say, "I dare you!" or did she say, "Don't you dare." There's a big difference. Reply 177 5 ...

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Text - WebbieVanderquack • 12h • His Holiness the Poop [1056] ESH, although l'm always dubious about these stories where the wife instantly dissolves into sobs and locks herself in the bathroom. It sounds like an adolescent boy's idea of how adult women function. Q Reply 4 2.9k ...

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Text - jimmyjimjimboso • 13h • Partassipant [3] NTA She told you to do it several times, I don't know what she expected + Reply 1 477 ...

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Text - ObservantOwler • 12h • Partassipant [1] NTA. She's blowing it wayy out of proportion. How does that "ruin" the entire special day? Her reaction ruined the day. Like, I hate to say it to anyone when they're feeling bad, but she needed to lighten up and go with the flow. Reply 1 370 3 ...

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Text - hallo181818 • 12h • Partassipant [1] ESH.. ish. She sucks for continuing to pressure you to make the joke during your wedding and getting upset when you followed through. I don't know what she expected. You only kind of suck. Obviously you did what you thought she wanted, but I think maybe the joke could've been set at a different time where it would've been more appropriate, like the reception. I guess she expected the whole "I fucking dare you dude. I dare you." to be communicated as "p

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Text - Smeli_meli2 • 11h I laughed out loud at this. Somehow I can't help but wonder if this is a troll. If not l'd say NAH. I don't think you're an asshole. I think you thought she'd find humor and make it an inside joke. I wouldn't consider her an AH. I think of you could write her a sweet love note expressing all you feel for her. That might go over well. Maybe even plan a romantic night and say it to her. It won't fix the wedding, but it will let her know you love her and can be serious. Rep

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Text - its-a-username11 • 12h NTA but y'all really need to work on your communication skills because this entire situation could have been avoided. Reply 1 23 ...

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Text - evaluateempirical • 13h ESH. Clearly neither of you can communicate. Are you even ready to be in a relationship? Q Reply 4 17 3 ...

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Text - whateverisnttaken22 • 12h • Partassipant [1] NTA that was something she clearly could've put a stop to immediately but instead ensured that it happened. She ruined her special day, not you Reply 1 7 3 ...

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Text - Bloberis • 12h • Partassipant [2] YTA for ending on the joke These are your wedding vows, you're supposed to be expressing your everlasting love for your spouse. It's totally okay to include a joke, but you can't end on a joke. When you end on a punchline, that means everything before was just the setup Reply 1 11 ...

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Text - Billy_SHPOS • 11h • Partassipant [2] NTA. Don't dare someone to do something if you don't want them to do it, even if you think they're kidding. # Q Reply 4 3 ...

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Text - wasdqe0 • 12h NTA.I have heard multiple times that when a girl tells you to do something she means the opposite I heard that at like 5 and thought it was a joke,but apparently it's real. E Q Reply 1 -1 ...

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Text - wetarsepeeword • 35m ESH. You were egged on, but if you know her enough to marry her, you maybe should've known her sense of humor enough to know she'd hate it. She's acting childish, it's a wedding, not a funeral. Reply 1 Vote + ...

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Text - harliquin13 · 8h NTA play stupid games win stupid prizes O Reply 1 2 ...

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Entitled People and Their Incredible Demands

It's hard to get inside the head of entitled people and their audacious demands. Who in their right mind thinks they can force their neighbors to buy better Christmas decorations or just give them a car for free? The laughable demands of entitled people are lofty, unreasonable, and often really poorly thought out.

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Text - Helloooooo Siz call me Do you make a party for your 30th birthday? 11:59 No, because of the pandemic. Maybe next year or not at all. 12:03 / Well, that's definitely going to suit you. On my 30th I also invited you all to dinner, so you will probably be able to catch up next year. And if you can't, give us all still money so that we can eat alone. Don't forget the kids 12:07

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Text - a岛*令 15%囱6:12 PM So I just had to block a number on .. •.. 3 hrs Facebook for Android So I just had to block a number on S was a kid he went to school with that decided to make s phone. It a group Duo call/chat with every kid from school he has a number for. So some of the people in this group are actually parents. So the kid who made the group is pretty much demanding that everyone give him something for Christmas. He wants a toy or Airpods. But then again $20 is good because if everyone

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Nose - Anime Artists • ... 49m - Do you guys like games? Here's something I've always wanted to try and I hope this isn't disrespectful or anything. Draw something for me. Here are the rules. Draw me a person that has a masquerade-mask, a crown, and a cape. Have them do some grooving. I'll pick the top 3 and give them 10 bucks. Have fun! 2 3 Comments O Like Comment THAT'S BAIT Like - Reply - 39m it's not. Like · Reply · 28m

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Text - 7 mins My family & I are in Tel Aviv and we didn't accommodate any hotel/hostel as it's too expensive. Anyone here can let us stay at their house for couple of nights? $50 a night and you need to cook food as well. We are a family of 7. 1 Comment O Like Comment Share a LOL Like Reply 5m Write a comment... GIF

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Text - Magic Refiner MK11 87 teclas USB con cable azul interruptor redondo punk. Mex$1,508.25 Mex$2,413.28 Hi! i love this keyboard i would love to tell| my friends about them on facebook and instagram. if i tell my friends about them can you send them to me for free? let me know pluto

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Text - l Metro by T-Mobile 7:03 PM 44% TODAY friendd wanna cash app me $50 so i can go get my nails and toes done? ME Naw go get a job tf I look like a bank? Send a chat

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Yellow - 3 hrs • E I was wondering why local restaurant's don't give out certificates redeemable in the future for those supporting them in this crisis? 4 20 Comments Like Comment Replies Asking for free stuff is not a form of supporting them. 2h Like Reply 3 Author Hello, perhaps more people woulds support them. Economics 101. 1h Like Reply

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Text - Share Housing & Rooms for Rent 1h • R Hi everyone. I want to buy a house. There are 33000 people in this group. I've worked out that if every person in this group sends me $15 I will reach my goal of $500000. $15 each isn't much but it all adds up. If you donate I will let you come over and look at the house once l've bought it. I'm also thinking of cooking some snags on a BBQ in my future back yard for those who donate (BYO alcohol). If you would like to send more than $15, that's okay.

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Cheek - He does anyone have anything they where gifted that they don't want ? I literally have nothing under the tree and would like to be able to open one gift for myself with my kids. Please let me know I can pick up at your convenience! Pic for attention ! O Like Comment Do you like puzzles? 19h Like Reply Author en lol not really .

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Text - 1h · O I have had a PayPal Pool (GoFundMe without fees) to help raise money for my explant surgery (since my breast implants are literally killing me) for almost 2 years. It's been so lovely to watch so many "friends" ignore these fundraisers and then send me links to THEIR fundraisers for things that aren't remotely "emergencies" O Like Share

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Text - 1h. Hello a Anyone available this Saturday 19 December to possibly stand in for me? I was asked by a friend of a friend to do a wedding for a lady who has no budget for photography. It will only be 3hours. It's at rustic rose which is near to Donkerhoek. It's from 9am - 12am Obviously you'd be shooting under my companies name and can't mention yours, you'd then give me the images to edit. You can use them in your social media but then mention me when positing them if that makes sense?

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Font - 2 mins • A My boyfriend got me a 75€ ring as a christmas gift, when I CLEARLY asked him for a 200€ one, he clearly doesn't love me He said he'd provide anything i wanted when we started dating, what a f* liar 16 10 comments Like לן Comment break up w him Like Reply

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Text - iMessage Today 8:58 PM Hi Cam - I saw your post about the nightstand. It matches a dresser I have. I can offer you $40 for it. Given a similar listing for a midcentury nightstand set for $60, I'm firm on that price. I have one nightstand and am just looking to buy 1 more. I live in the area and can pick up this weekend. Let me know if that works for you or l'll move on. Thanks I think it's better you have no nightstand for free. Have a good night. Delivered

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Eyewear - 2d · O No kids Home owner Car owner Business Owner B.A in computer science/business administration Looking for women whom are single Real hair No kids Make a minimum of 120k annually Must be in shape Must own a home and luxury vehicle Cannot weigh over 150 lbs 3.4K 6.8K Comments

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Liquid - facebook Under previous UK blood donation rules, all men who have sex with men had to abstain for three months in order to donate. A RO neg BBC NEWS BBC NEWS • 2 MIN READ Rule change means more gay and bisexual men can give blood 10K 4.7K Comments • 755 Shares Like לו Comment Share I hope we'll have to option to choose. I have to know if the blood l'm getting is coming from them or not. Like Reply 2.4K O

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Technologically Incompetent Coworker Can't Handle Clear Instructions

Yep, if you've worked in an office that uses computers you've likely worked alongside at least one person who seems to possess a daunting, stubborn ignorance when it comes to running with clear instructions from the team's resident tech wizard. This particular tech wizard actually handled the frustrating confusion they received from their clueless coworker with nothing short of a saintly patience and understanding. Good for them. Check out some times that tech support faced waking nightmares over here

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Text - r/talesfromtechsupport + Join u/Phoeptar • 20h 1 1 3 2 8 4 There's one in every office, and even if you leave IT you can never escape them! Short I started a new job in January that's not IT, yay I'm finally free after 10 years in IT! Nope, as l'm the most IT knowledgeable around the virtual office l'm the guy everyone goes to with issues. Not so bad, office is full of young go-getters who grew up with the internet, their Google-fu is spot on, except one, there's always going to be one pe

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Text - Some part of a regular function we do every day isnt working properly. Manager sends an email telling everyone it's not working, here's the way around it for now until it's working again, he'll inform us when it's fixed. 2 minutes later I get a call from her, saying it's not working. I ask if she followed Manager's new instructions, she says "yea and it's not working." Remote to her machine, ask her to show me where it's failing, she proceeds to do things the normal, currently broken way.

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Text - About to hang up and she drops the line "so this is the way we are supposed to do it now?" "Yes ... but only until he says it's fixed." "Until what's fixed?" "The old way of doing things." "So I can do it the old way now?" "No, not until it's fixed." "When will it be fixed?" "Actually he just sent an email saying it's working fine now, just a small glitch, you can go back to the old way."

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Text - "Then why did we do this new way?" "Because ... I... just .. because it was broken ... I." wtf? "So is it fixed now? which way am I doing it?" "Yes it's fixed, you can go back to the old way." "So What about this new way." "Ok, let's just forget all about this new way, don't worry about anything, it's all fixed now, delete his email, forget we even had this conversation, just keep doing it the old way, the proper way." "Why does Manager try and confuse us like this?" OH MY FUCKONG GOD!!!!

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Times People Cheated and Got Away With It

Cheating on tests or in life is dishonorable, underhanded, and inherently compelling. People are fixated on bending the rules in clever ways, and there are some loopholes people exploited for years. For an amazing loophole there's this person whose dry ice loophole made a mockery of a robotics competition.

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Text - WardofromB 65 points · 4 days ago Accidentally cheated on a subject I hated. An arts teacher had us draw bulks upon bulks of A3 sheets of paper. I had done ~20% of the end of semester quota, but I figured I'd deliver those anyway. I accidentally left around 50 blank sheets in the delivered bulk (which was inside a plastic organizer). To my surprise, I got a full grade, A+. Bastard didn't even look inside, probably looked at one or two and figured I had drawn on all of the papers. I didn't

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Text - WinstonChurchillin 2.2k points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago I hired some (truly random) guy at a pub to write to my final exam paper for a media studies class because I had too many advanced courses to study for. Not only did he not fuck it up, but he earned such flawless marks (unlike me), that the professor made a special note of its quality, "Brilliant work. This was unlike anything you've ever written before." Ouchandthankgod.

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Text - SailorMars1996 2.1k points · 4 days ago In university, we had an exam that was online and during the exam, we weren't allowed to have any other tabs open. I had a study sheet that I created on word beforehand, and I copied the whole document and pasted it into one of the short answer boxes. My professor walked around the lab to make sure no one was cheating, so every time he walked by, I scrolled up to the top where the multiple choice questions were, and when he left, I would search for

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Text - PM_ME_UR_TUMBLR_PORN 1.8k points · 4 days ago I was the top of my class in chemistry, but something was wrong with my brain on our fourth exam; couldn't think to save my life. I was so frustrated that I crumpled my test and threw it in the trash at the end of the hour. Next class, the teacher asked me to stay behind, apologized for losing my exam, and averaged my previous exam scores. I feel bad, but she saved my ass.

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Text - CleaningMySlate 1.4k points · 4 days ago I have submitted corrupted word documents and gotten As for them.

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Text - Mayosj 990 points · 4 days ago In high school government class we had a final exam I really wasn't prepared for. The day of, I wore ripped jeans and wrote notes on my thighs in spots I could see by just pulling on a hole a little bit.

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Text - llcucf80 850 points · 4 days ago S I've told this story before: I started college in the early 2000s, had to drop out, and went back near the end of that decade. A lot changed in those intervening years, including sites like turnitin not existing my first go around. I had an essay I got an "A" on my first start at college, and I still had it on a floppy disk. When I returned years later I had another course that had an essay due. I wasn't feeling doing it, but I remembered this old essay

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Text - Red_Danger33 529 points · 4 days ago S So there was this place called Discovery Zone when I was a kid. Usually had birthday parties there as it was a mix of a jungle gym with slides and tunnels along with an Arcade. Think Chuck E' Cheese with a big playground. Like most places that had arcades for kids, you earned tickets and could cash them in for prizes, but like all these places the good prizes cost a shitload of tickets. My parents, being sensible, wouldn't give me unlimited money to

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Text - writing the ticket. To my dismay the number of tickets he puts down is in the tens of thousands. I thought for sure it was way too much to be believable, but his argument was that it has to be a large amount for us to both get something good, and we won't be able to use the trick too many times. I agreed and figured we didn't have much to lose. We waited until the staff member who's signature we forged went on break and got to the counter while they were away. The staff member looked at o

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Text - darkandcurly 435 points · 4 days ago High school gym class. Had to run the timed mile. I am not fit nor athletic. We had 2 days of exercise challenges for a grade, day one being push ups, sit ups etc., second day was the mile. I was absent the first day when my teacher had paired the class up into partners that would help each other keep track of stats etc. Being an odd number of students, when I returned the next day the only person left to be my partner was my old, rude gym teacher. We

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Text - TCMenace 315 points · 4 days ago My last paper that I had to turn in for my bachelors was a group paper. We were writing the paper on a google doc, and I was the last one to submit my portion. As I was reading the paper, preparing to begin typing, I realized that one of my group mates had written what was supposed to be my part, and had written it better than I did. So I just left it. I didnt tell the group what happened, and just submitted the paper. We got an A, the degrees on my wall.

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Text - drkesi88 267 points · 4 days ago - edited 3 days ago In high school (around 30 years ago), I and the rest of the student council were counting up the votes for the new members, including the votes for the new president. I didn't like one of the candidates for president (a dumb jock), and the other candidate was one of my friends. The guy I didn't like was clearly winning, so I counted their votes as votes for my friend as the Principal and Vice Principal "observed". I didn't want it to be

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Text - Bill_r_i 183 points · 4 days ago Everytime i had to write a book report in high school I wrote it on the same book that I never fully read. Used that book at least 4 times.

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Text - conan145 156 points · 4 days ago In college I worked for campus police as unarmed security, and while I was assigned to the library, I realized that the traffic officers couldn't possibly enforce 30 minute short term parking spots littered across campus as they simply didn't have the manpower to check them multiple times a day. Anyone could park in these spots so for the last year of college I unregistered my car with the school and didn't buy a parking pass but got the best parking on ca

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Text - putstnkyfeetinmyface 144 points · 4 days ago In high school I turned in one of my girlfriend's research papers (she was older and had already taken the class). I changed maybe 10 words and put my name on it, somehow got a better grade than she did

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Text - EverywhereINowhere 141 points · 4 days ago Acting like I know what I'm doing at my job and continuing to get promotions.

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Text - 2ndHandJockStrap 121 points - 4 days ago Back in the 90s when some of the earlier "win a free 20 oz" drink gimmicks were starting up, I was able to see enough of the letters on the lids by tilting the bottle and squinting to determine which bottles were the winners. I was like 8-9 at the time and was on a road trip with my family, every gas station I got another free drink. This continued for years. ↑ TheBladeRoden 41 points · 4 days ago So you're the reason we have to enter bottle cap co

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Text - crogers2009 99 points · 4 days ago We used to take the online tests back in high school. The website wasn't very secure. The email address of the teacher that the results would go to was hardcoded into the source code of the page. So I'd copy the code, change it to my email, then take the test as many times as I needed to to get the right answers, then submit it officially after I knew.

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Guy Flakes On Car Sale, Coders Take Wicked Pro Revenge

Man, if there's one thing that pro revenge stories like this one teach us, it's to not flake out on a sale you previously agreed to, and to especially not mess around with any coders in this world. Coders just have a leg up when it comes to taking tactical, completely ruinous pro revenges on unsuspecting foes that simply had it coming. It sounds like the dude on the receiving end of this pro revenge had his pager stormed by hundreds, if not thousands, of wrong numbers. Pretty dang glorious. 

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Text - I recruited an unwitting army to annoy an asshole. Back in the early 90's, my friend (I'll call him "Lou", because that's his name) was selling his RX-7 via an ad in the old print Auto Trader. It came out every Thursday, so that first weekend was critical for sales. The very first guy that came to see it on Saturday said he wanted to buy after driving it. Of course, he had to finance, so they couldn't finish the sale during the weekend. Lou was worried about losing all the bites from the

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Text - Sitting around my apartment, we schemed revenge, but all we had to go on was the check. Lucky for karma, there was a phone number printed on it. Our first idea was to write a little program to dial his number repeatedly from my modem, but that would be easily stopped and probably get us in direct trouble. Then Lou got a page from his work: this was back in the one-way pager days. You call the pager's dedicated phone number, it sounds a tone, then you punch digits for the number you want t

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Text - Boom: angelic choir sings, heavenly light goes off. Lou's pager number and my pager number had the same prefix (middle 3 digits). What if we randomly dial numbers with that prefix and page them all to this guy's number? So we order a pizza, open some beers, and start looking through the yellow pages at locksmiths and tow truck services to find more pager prefixes. We wind up with a dozen or so. After that, it's half an hour of coding in Ye Olde Borland C++. I put together a program that w

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Text - We start eating the pizza and let it fly. I was very picky about my devices, so my modem was a USRobotics Courier. You could set an S register to control how long it would sound each tone when dialing. Uber-nerds like myself would keep tinkering with that to get it as fast as possible while still being recognized by the phone service. It was very fast. I swag it could run through 4 pages per minute, so this guy would get 240 calls/hour. We just watched it run and laughed our asses off. We

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Text - We ended up running it for a few hours, then let it go quiet for a few days. Then we scheduled it to start dialing in the middle of the night every few days, plus we'd fire it up by hand randomly whenever we had a party. We checked again from the 7-11 after a week and it went to an answering machine, which did the rapid- tone at the end of the greeting to indicate the tape was full. We reasoned that the line was still ringing, anyway, so we kept at it for another month or so. Eventually,

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Text - And, yeah, we annoyed several thousand people into calling this guy by the end. But each of those people was only put out for a single call. A cost, yes, but a necessary one for justice. 4 3.7k 119 ↑, Share BEST COMMENTS V

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Mad Lads Who Blazed Their Own Path

In this world of structure and rigid expectations, nothing hits the spot quite like mad lads who play by their own rules. We spend so much time and energy following the humdrum of daily life that seeing someone go out of their way to do something stupid, weird or clever is a breath of fresh air. These mad lads played the game their way.

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Text - VADemonika+ Today at 9:25 PM One time my teacher had us write a 500 word story I made it 4000 words so i didnt have to read it to the class FOF

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Text - Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age BOHUMIL HRABAL TANEČNÍ HODINY PRO STARŠI A POKROČILE KOLEM NAS First edition Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age (Czech: Taneční hodiny pro starší a pokročilé) is a 1964 novel by the Czechoslovak writer Bohumil Hrabal. It tells the story of a man who recounts various events from his past, and in particular his love life. The novel is written in one long sentence.

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Helicopter - Millionaire books helicopter ride to eat burgers at outlet 725 km away A Russian millionaire on vacation in Crimea booked a helicopter ride to eat burgers at the nearest McDonald's outlet which was 725 kilometres away. "My girlfriend and I were tired of organic food," Viktor Martynov

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Road - ТЯАСЕ @scruched This lawnmower cost way too much to be only cutting grass...I'm finna ride to Subway

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Text - ewrkwer hjvg e 1 review 1 photo 5 days ago this place is a work of god, i traveled 150 miles to go here the pizza was delicious but what do you expect from SHRECK'S PIZZA! This place is way better than dominos and pizza hut put together. When i think of Shreck's pizza i go into a meditation zone and feel very happy! SHREKS ...

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Colorfulness - Grieg - In the Hall of the Mountain King 20M views 11 years ago 327K 3.8K Share Download Save Hunter Smith • 2 months ago My 11th grade chemistry teacher would play this on the last three minutes of tests. 6 3.2K 7 回90 90 REPLIES

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Hat - learned today about the time a guy brought a 2222- card yugioh deck to a national tournament to demonstrate why the game needed a deck size limit

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Sleeve - The New York Times December 8, 1903 Man won't fly for a million years- To build a flying machine would require "the combined and continuous efforts of mathematicians and mechanies for one million to ten million years." Wright brothers 9 days later Surprise motherfucker

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Screenshot - 2011 hamishandandy.com. r/todayilearned Posted by u/Myrandall 109 2h youtu.be TIL that Australian comedian Hamish Blake won the heavyweight category in the 2011 New York State Body Building competition after entering as a joke, as he was the only competitor heavy enough to qualify for his weight category 1,8k 78 Share + BEST COMMENTS - notagoodboye• 1h In high school, there was a dude on our wrestling team who was in his own weight class...Dude must have weighed 90 pounds. Undefeate

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Text - Quora Open in App Sign In When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated April 5, 2020 This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 younger than you is not actually your sister.

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Glasses - Tisha Hayes • 3 months ago In high school they would charge us $5/month for a parking pass (back in the late 1970's that was quite the hit to a high school student). Most students laughed it off until the school district had the village police department come out and issue parking tickets. A parent did some research and found out that the land that the parking lot was located on was not owned by the school district so they had no authority to be issuing paid for parking passes, or to g

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Text - Jenn Ellis @jellispants 1d Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out? P'Il have the lobster e quann-fruts-malk aunt played that long con reddit

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Text - GingerKittyCat @kittycattwitch I finally asked my grandpa why so many of his books were wrapped in duct tape. His response was "I tape the covers so it looks like a bible and I can %3D read it during church."

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Parents Keep Adult Son's Paycheck and Offer Him an Allowance

This person is wondering if they're right to help their daughter's boyfriend, whose parents take his earnings and offer him back an allowance of a hundred bucks a week. That sounds kinda like a crime, right? Especially for someone who's not even legally a child anymore. For another frustrating and wild parent encounter, here's a parent who blames their teacher for their kid not being in virtual class.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole - Posted by u/HUGO_4815162342 14 hours ago 67 02 90 83 3 81 3 58 AITA for helping my daughter's boyfriend against his parents wishes? Long story short, am I the asshole for giving my daughter's boyfriend his portion of the money he needed for them to move into an apartment together, against his parents wishes? His parents are majorly pissed because I gave him the money, because they didn't want him to move in with my daughter. He is 22 years old, works a full time job, and

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Text - His parents require him to give them his entire salary every pay period, it's direct deposited into their bank account. They give him an "allowance" of $100 per week. They told him he could not move out because they need his help financially, but his father makes really good money as an architect, and his mother makes a moderate income as a high school teacher. I personally don't think they should be depending on their son's income or forcing him/guilting him into giving them his money.

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Text - I gave him the money, he opened his own bank account and had his job change his direct deposit. They are moving in the apartment this coming weekend. His mother posted a scathing post on Facebook basically threatening me with bodily harm for "messing with her family and getting involved with things that are none of my business." She then proceeded to call me and scream at me with pretty much the same message. I hung up on her. So, am I the asshole for getting involved in their family matt

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Text - sorrypumpkin 6.8k points · 15 hours ago NTA his parents sound like shit and he needs to separate his bank account and close off their access to it ASAP. That's so inappropriate. HUGO_4815162342 6.0k points · 14 hours ago e 3 2 84 He has. He did that last week, which is what alerted his parents of what was going on. He opened a new bank account and had his job change his direct deposit destination to his new account. It's at a different bank too.

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Text - Katerpillarkush 3.3k points · 15 hours ago NTA. They're only pissed that because of you they're going to struggle to continue to financially abuse him. Honestly, good on you.

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Text - Arbor_Arabicae Partassipant [3] 2.5k points · 15 hours ago Your daughter is dating the young man, it is your business. His parents sound unbelievably controlling. I have to wonder where their money is going. Drugs? Gambling? Something else? Anyway, definitely NTA. If she keeps threatening you, I'd call the police and file a restraining order.

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Text - tomboyfutch 1.8k points · 13 hours ago I got to the part where you said they take his entire salary and then give him a $100 allowance.. and Holy shit. I had to stop reading there. That is 100% financial abuse. They're mad at you because you helped him break free of their abusive control. The whole "stay out of our family business" thing is wonderful for abusers. Then there is no one to speak up for, protect, or help the victims of abuse. If I were you, I would block them (it's amazing ho

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Text - Ipskies Asshole Enthusiast [7] 1.6k points · 14 hours ago He is 22 years old His parents don't get a choice. NTA.

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Text - TheLoudCanadianGirl Asshole Aficionado [10] 137 points · 14 hours ago I was going to say thats a bit extreme but, when i noticed his age that completely changed things. He is an adult, this level of parenting from his parents is insane. Good on you for helping him out, i cant imagine how long he would of been stuck in that nightmare if you didn't step in. NTA

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Puddle Of Mudd Singer's Voice Goes Off The Rails On Nirvana Cover

 

Hey, all we're calmly suggesting here is that every artist has their songs that they're well advised to play, and then they have their songs that they should absolutely never work into the rotation. Where do you think this song falls with that being considered? Singer Wes Scantlin might've just been best off quitting while he was "ahead" when trying to play this particular song. 

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