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2021/01/03

Entitled Model Gets Ghosted, Cannot Handle It and more...

After this guy paid the tab and left a bad date, his date had some strong words about what she feels she deserves. Then she started throwing out accusations about theft and claims of body guards. It seems like a real treat to deal with. What is it they ...

 

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Entitled Model Gets Ghosted, Cannot Handle It

After this guy paid the tab and left a bad date, his date had some strong words about what she feels she deserves. Then she started throwing out accusations about theft and claims of body guards. It seems like a real treat to deal with. What is it they say? Sometime's someone's just not that into you. And maybe for good reason. Sometimes people can't handle it when they don't get what they feel like they deserve, like this classmate who demanded to have a project or this gullible jerk who got trolled demanding free art.

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Text - 7:35 LTE Jordan > Yesterday 9:30 PM I'm way out of your league physically, mentally emotionally I can't even believe this right now Never in my life I also model for maxim. Who the fuck are you to leave me at a bar You're clearly taking this personally. You're a catch, just a catch for someone else. I just didn't feel the spark. I'm sorry if I offended you. Super offensive You literally left me to get harassed so many people came up to me after What about me were you not into? I have ever

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Text - 7:35 LTE Jordan > you at the bar. That wasn't my intention. My body guard is freaking out bc my braclet fell off He's prob gonn text you I have a team w me that sat behind us Lol I didn't take your bracelet. Did you go out after? Seems like I dodged a bullet here I'm embarrassed I even wasted my time on an average looking guy but I thought maybe that would render a nice one My body guards are going after you Your acting like an immature child Very glad I made the choice to leave. I've bee

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Text - ll LTE 7:35 Jordan > Lol ok good luck My guards told Me you stole from me I didn't see it. But they did Seriously Jordan. All I said was I wasn't feeling a connection. Now your making up some lost bracelet and a team of bodyguards lol. If you actually lost your bracelet that sucks, but I had nothing to do with it. Please move on. I'm not making up anything. I have bodyguards that are with me at all times and see things I mean your making a funny story for me to tell my friends You have li

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Text - ll LTE 7:36 Jordan > I've continued to be nothing but respectful as you've been reacting immaturely to me just saying their wasn't a spark I could give two shits what you think. I am wayyyy out of your league. You were intimidated that I'm a strong woman from a super wealthy family You're a pussy You're going to be famous on reddit On what? Has anyone ever broke up with you before? We went on one date for about an hour, had two drinks, and your reacting like this? Making up stories about

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Text - 7:36 LTE Jordan > Okay, well l'm going to go to sleep this was fun. Well have to do this again soon. The last way you should ever treat a woman is by leaving her by herself at a bar. You should be ashamed of yourself You made it awkward by your reaction so I wasn't about to stick around as you were making a scene. It was a crowded bar you were fine. And my guy friends are putting a PSA about you on their profiles now to alert other women Lol Warning he may not feel a connection and want a

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Text - 7:36 LTE Jordan > None of that had anything to do with it. I simply didn't feel a strong connection. Why are you taking this so badly? Lol then you might as well feel something with a trashy girl Bc you wasted my time, that's why I'm mad You knew I was a class act going into it Your class is shining I know You're posting our conversation on a website? Do I need to take legal actions? If I were you I would stop making a fool of yourself, apologize for reacting immaturely, and get some slee

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Text - 7:37 il LTE Jordan > I'm not. Don't threaten me with posting things online What are you posting? I'm sorry for freaking out and getting my BG involved but threatening me with posting online is not ok I do apologize. Please do not post something negative in my name Jesus Jordan leave me alone I'm trying to sleep Ok tried to actually have a conversation No need to You're posting things about me online? I will if you don't leave me alone Don't threaten me KI'm cool with Iuet calling it done

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Text - 9:52 LTE Done 3 of 5 Jordan > I do apologize. Please do not post something negative in my name Jesus Jordan leave me alone I'm trying to sleep Ok tried to actually have a conversation No need to You're posting things about me online? I wil if you don't leave me alone Don't threaten me K I'm cool with Just calling it done That's really mean Good night. 2nd date tomorrow? Or you can just come over tonight? Delivered Wish ya the best. Goodnight iMessage

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Text - This is the personal security team of Jordan and her protection personnel: when you abandoned her at the bar to be mugged or raped because you are clearly the inferior human and she is clearly out of your league did you steal any of her expensive jewelry from her? Lol is this a joke? No I did not. Lawyer up Her bracelet you took is 12.4k Look child. I had nothing to do with whatever your accusing me of. Sad that she is taking rejection so immaturely and you are joining in on the fun. Do n

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Text - Do not threaten anyone Lol your the one threatening me. You girls are crazy Do not try to ruin her life are you crazy 2 No one is ruining anyone's ife. You girls are making fools of yourselves that's about it. Now I'm going to sleep now and i suggest you both do the same. What are you posting about her?m Text Message

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Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

Those Amazon Echos can get you, man. This couple experienced quite the shocking moment when the husband had unknowingly paired up with the Amazon Echo, while watching a video with Terry Crews in it. While the initial and mysterious booming voice might've been some kind of terrifying, can you imagine if Terry Crews was actually in their kitchen? 

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject I present to you: How @terrycrews Almost Killed Me, A Thread. 5:09 PM - 1/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h v Replying to @TheNYAMProject So last night, the hubs and l are in bed watching TV. I ask my husband to pause the show so I can go to the bathroom. I go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled in, we hear a deep, booming voice scream from our kitchen. 01 26 Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h v We freeze. My husband stares at me and asks if I heard that. You mean the hysterical yell booming through our kitchen? Yes, bruh. I heard it. We sit and

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... 3h v So at this point, I'm shaking. Our kids are asleep, and that voice wasn't a kid's voice anyway. It was clearly a grown ass man. The camera that looks over our driveway conveniently had a dead battery. Fuck. Someone broke into our house. Fuck fuck fuck. Q2 26 Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h v My husband hasn't moved. For some reason he's looking at me. I don't know what he wants me to do. Nervously fart the guy to death? All the knives are in the

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h v Then my husband, this dingleberry who I love so very much, suddenly says "OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS" and proceeds to show me that his goddamn cell phone is still connected to our Amazon Echo via Bluetooth. The screaming was Terry Crews. Because he was watching a video of Terry Crews. 33 Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h v We laughed, him out of true mirth, and I out of a need to either do that or shit myself and choke my husband to death.

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h Mf you didn't recognize the voice in our kitchen was Terry Crews? You thought it was just a coincidence that you were watching a video about him and then he magically popped up in our kitchen? What'd you think he was doing, MAKING US FUCKING LATKES COME ON O 49 01 Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj... · 3h v Anyway, since last night I have aged ten years and I now probably have an irrational fear of Terry Crews. The end. 75

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The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most insulting compliments that they've ever received. Insulting compliments are a confusing predicament to find yourself in; on the one hand, someone just said something "nice" to you, but on the flip side, the nicety was paired with something else that pointed out how you were less than, in the person's eyes. Like, you're great, but not as good as everyone else in the room. 

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Text - pat_patrol • 23h "You actually look good!" The emphasis on 'actually' and the surprise in my friends voice still haunts me.

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Text - nails_for_breakfast • 23h You're so funny! Now I get why she's dating you

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Text - ToastAndASideOfToast • 23h Being awarded "Most Improved" three years in a row.

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Text - dexterr96 • 22h "I don't know why everyone hates you and thinks you're annoying. You seem okay to me!"

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Text - The-Berger • 23h Says someone else is super ugly, then "You're even prettier than her!".

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Text - motorbike-t • 22h Someone told me I have a voice for radio, I said thanks I have a face for radio too and they enthusiastically said Yeah, you do!

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Text - xXGIMpLOrdXx • 23h Joke's on you, I don't get compliments

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Text - generallro • 23h Your German is pretty good for a foreigner. I was born in Germany. I was raised in Germany. I've spoken (with them) German for years. Hell, I don't even look foreign.

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Text - mynameispounds • 22h S 1 Award "You're like a SMALL cow" Gee thanks.. at least l'm not a LARGE cow

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Text - ContextIsForTheWeak • 23h "I can find something attractive in anyone, like Context, your eyebrows are really nice" She genuinely thought that was a nice compliment

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Text - meri_28 • 22h My friend was complaining about creeps hitting on her, then she told me "I wish I could be invisible like you."

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Text - hardycash • 23h "You're smarter than I thought" helping my then BEST friend in a math class.

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Text - Mrs_carroll • 23h Ya know, you'd be STUNNING if you lost a few pounds! You're pretty NOW, but if you lost the weight * Italian chef finger kiss

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Text - tooboredtobebusy • 22h I'm not doing what I went to college to do (i'm probably not alone in this :) but l'm gainfully employed and have been at the same company for over 15 years. My sister told me one day "you are smart and someday you'll be doing something that puts your intelligence to use" (paraphrasing). She has no idea what I do. I haven't decided yet if that was an unintentional insult or a real one.

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Text - lazyginger • 23h "Wow, you look so cute today! I didn't even recognize you at first"

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Text - AzJohnnyC • 22h After buying a couple new pairs of shoes at the Vans store: "You're gonna be the coolest old guy out there." Kid, I've been wearing Vans since long before you were born.

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Text - brosbeforetouhous • 23h In a competition, "Nice job. A few more breaks go your way and I might have been in trouble." It's | the irl version of "Not bad. You made me use 10% of my power."

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Text - bearybarricuda • 17h Someone once shouted "nice personality" driving by me walking down the street. I wasn't quite sure how to take it at the time.

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Text - ad1877 • 23h "Your girlfriend is so great!, How the hell did you pull that off?"

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Text - FrankieMint • 22h My boss promoted me. His manager congratulated me in public, calling it a "trial promotion" and me a "trainee".

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Text - WastaSpace • 23h "Wow you're really good! I bet you could even play guitar if you wanted" Said to me, after a gig. Im a bassist.

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Text - alltheselittleones • 23h "Wow your face almost makes up for (pauses) the rest"

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Text - brandnamenerd • 22h Anything that ended in "for a girl" I have a career in IT and have been doing this for years, and had a coworker saying how cool and impressive it was for a girl to be able to learn all this stuff

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Text - kc-fan • 17h "You look better without your glasses" Hmmmmm....that's funny, you look better without my glasses too

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Text - Marionetteberry • 23h "You know, it's really great that society is so much more accepting of your kind these days."

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Text - MdmMedeux • 19h "Don't worry, I think of you as white." A workmate trying to make me feel better after a racist slur was used against me. He thought it was a compliment...sigh.

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Text - Altair1208 • 22h "Oh, thank you young miss, you are a perfect little secretary !". From a rich old client at my workplace I helped because I happened to be around. I'm 28, married and a manager. Wouldn't say insulting but oh well.

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Bookshop Finds Out They Are Rage Against The Machine Tour Date

The London Review Bookshop was intrigued to discover that they were one of the dates for an upcoming tour by Rage Against the Machine. It was an obvious mistake, but it also kind of made people think about the logistics of having a Rage concert in a bookstore.

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Text - Text - LRB Bookshop LRB A @LRBbookshop so rage against the machine just announced their european tour dates and we were shocked to discover that apparently they are playing at the bookshop on august 14th. first we've heard of it. having an emergency staff meeting now about how we can make this work Aug. 2 – Raleigh, N.C. @ PNC Arena Aug. 4 – Washington, D.C. @ Capital One Arena Aug. 7 – Camden, N.J. @ BB&T Pavilion Aug. 10 – New York, N.Y. @ Madison Square Garden Aug. 11 – New York, N.Y.

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Text - Text - LRB Bookshop LRB A @LRBbookshop presumably they won't need chairs which makes the set-up a bit easier. plan at the moment is to strip the new fiction tables and put the books in the lift. as long as the 'mosh pit' is kept relatively confined to the centre of the shop i think we should be ok 2:29 AM - Feb 11, 2020 - TweetDeck 59 Retweets 2.3K Likes

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Text - LRB Bookshop @LRBbookshop LRB the problem is where are the band going to go. david reckons that if we just take off the till computers etc. they can stand on the till counter. "how many of them are there?" "four of them" "there's room for four as long as they don't jump around a lot" 2:31 AM - Feb 11, 2020 - TweetDeck

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Text - LRB Bookshop LRB @LRBbookshop david i'm sorry to say that they do jump around a lot 2:31 AM - Feb 11, 2020 - TweetDeck 52 Retweets 2.1K Likes

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Text - LRB LRB Bookshop @LRBbookshop this is something else we hadn't considered Beccameriel @BeccaMeriel - Feb 11 Replying to @LRBbookshop I'm concerned about access to the tea shop during set up and sound checks etc. 2:32 AM - Feb 11, 2020 - TweetDeck

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Text - LRB Bookshop LRB A @LRBbookshop just had that tom morello on the blower asking if we could make sure to give it "a big push" on social media O Three Women E @ThreeWomen_ - Feb 11 Replying to @LRBbookshop Do you think they've printed the T-shirts yet? Or sold any tickets? 2:39 AM - Feb 11, 2020 - TweetDeck

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Text - LRB Bookshop LRB A @LRBbookshop we've got to take the power back cycling schmidt @PetesSchmidt - Feb 11 Replying to @LRBbookshop You'll need to plan for power and cable runs too 6:59 AM - Feb 11, 2020 - TweetDeck 22 Retweets 1.3K Likes

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Text - LRB Bookshop @LRBbookshop LRB we will also tell them to turn off their mobiles. nobody wants an evening spoiled by a "cellular phone, sounding a death tone" Dr Clare Smith @ClareSmith1888 - Feb 11 Replying to @LRBbookshop Remember to give the warning to the audience that happens at your fabulous evening talks about not kicking over your wine glass!

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Text - LRB LRB Bookshop AN @LRBbookshop solved the mystery. it turns out they're actually playing @reviewbookshop in Peckham. this isn't the first time something like this has happened O LRB Bookshop @LRBbookshop - Feb 11 so rage against the machine just announced their european tour dates and we were shocked to discover that apparently they are playing at the bookshop on august 14th. first we've heard of it. having an emergency staff meeting now about how we can make this work Show this thread

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Movie Universes That Are Much Stranger Than We Realize

 

What are the mutant historians like in 'Logan' or the NYC attack truthers in 'Ghostbusters' or the true-crime enthusiasts in 'The Terminator'? Movie universes are much larger than the seven people we follow during the movie, but who the heck lives there and what are they up to? "Doctor" Jordan Breeding returns to deep dive into a few cinematic universes and ring in the new year the only way he knows how.

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Rare Insults That Bruised People's Egos

Rare insults will always manage to melt our icy hearts. They're often creative and brutal, and likely leave whoever is on the receiving end of them, speechless. The online world will always have people ready to spew the next insult, so why not spice it up a bit by thinking outside the box. These folks definitely pulled it off. 

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People - Just keep the weekend going as long as you can. Matty Wu 4 hrs . Bieber looks like a roofer that disappears on payday after you give him his check

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Text - rudy mustang @rudy_mustang · 12h Replying to @jbfan911 days are all 24 hours long. no such thing as a long or short one ♡ 23 Natalie @jbfan911 · 12h Everything you have to say is a burden to our world 26

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Face - ... Yesterday at 9:15 PM · * I look like howl from howls moving castle • 1h Maybe Howls moving hairline

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Text - Replies Romono Capprotti · 19 hours ago R I get it it's the most overrated boring predictable piece of crap of a movie I ever seen I literally almost fell asleep 30 minutes into the movie garbage Add a public reply... Lorenzo J • 3 minutes ago Your name belongs over some pasta so | wouldn't take your opinion too seriously

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Design - SHO ARE Tara Echo Q • 11 hours ago Who's that middle aged dad pretending to be James Franco pretending to be Justin Beiber? K 1.1 ט1 E 23

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Design - ".b8 at 5:29 AM Why does Bieber look like he just cashed in a bunch of stolen copper wire

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Text - 19h Imao if i jumped from your chromosomes to your IQ i would die Vote

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Text - sehdtony77 • 12m Learn how to spell stupid ↑ -4 J Reply dirkberkis • 6m Defence is how its spelled in the UK yankee doodle dumbass. uncultured ya

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Text - A Corona Jorono @corona Again, you don't get the coronavirus by drinking our beer! Coronavirus symptoms include fever, runny nose and coughing. Symptoms of drinking Corona include gagging, craving Taco Bell and waking up next to someone you wish you wouldn't have.

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Text - joshbrolin I want to love you wildly. I don't want words, but inarticulate cries, meaningless, from the bottom of my most primitive being, that flow from my belly like honey. A piercing joy, that leaves me empty, conquered, silenced. Anaïs Nin @kathrynbrolin 11h yyacobb Why show your wife's body off on the internet it's not good, God wants her to cover her body and not expose her body 181 likes Reply 11h joshbrolin e @yyacobb I just spoke to God and God asked me to please ask you to shut

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Flower - image quality and the D3200 definitely doesn't disappoint here. DewtonBrothers• 5 years ago you have the voice of the guy who gives the safety instructions right before you playa game of laser tag.

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Text - Performance - joe @joeypriors Dude looks like he sells crack on the moon #PepsiHalftime o

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Text - nuclear whoopsie 2 @peanusts Follow elon musk is what happens when the ghost of a 14 y/o who died in 2011 and the ghost of a 19th century oil baron try to possess the same body 7:50 AM 17 Jun 2018 19,261 Retweets 102,575 Likes 17 19K 108 103K

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Motor vehicle - Global NEWS Ratrix • 3 days ago He dances like a toddler who's still figuring out how his arms work.

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Text - Driving - 01:011 Roosevelt Mamadou Segpa • 11 months ago Doug is the type of guy to get himself locked in a motorcycle 366

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Text - 52 mins I told the kids they're not allowed to call each other "stupid" anymore. So Eddie just told Max he looks like "a walking talking booger without a dental plan." I mean, at least it's making them more creative, I guess.

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Text - |RCN TV 14 Recently uploade Bill Murray Related All Scrimjaw • 9 months ago He looks like Groundhog Day never ended for him.

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Facial hair - Zack Fair • 1 year ago Triple H looks like the default Nord in Skyrim wtf

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Funniest Toddler Breakdowns That Parents Witnessed

To be a parent is to be subjected to a continual emotional rollercoaster, as you work on raising your devilish children into reasonably functional adults. The toddler phase especially is marked by a steady procession of spontaneous, and absolutely explosive emotional meltdowns. You never know what bone a toddler will have to pick with the world. Every day brings with it a new internal struggle in the life of a toddler. These toddler breakdowns are certainly something else. 

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Text - DrunkUranus · 2d 37 Awards My daughter had a complete existential breakdown one day when she found out that she was going to have to pee every day of her life Reply 14.7k 5 ...

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Text - fork_hands_mcmike · 2d S 8 3 Awards Overheard at a grocery store: mom let her little boy pick out some ice cream. Kid chooses some sort of chocolate banana popsicle and mom says no. Kid starts crying. Mom says "I thought you didn't like bananas." Kid immediately stops crying, says "Oh yeah", and picks something else. Reply 9.5k ...

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Text - natural_imbecility · 2d a3 3 Awards When my daughter was three, I told her to stop trying to draw on the dog with crayons. She threw the crayon on the floor, looked me dead in the eye and yelled, "Daddy, you're ruining my life!" Reply 1 5.4k 3 ...

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Text - mashroomium · 2d 1 Award Demanded to know how to say "Hola in Spanish" would not accept that hola was already Spanish, cried for hours Reply 624 3 ...

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Text - elizabeth498· 2d My daughter wanted to drink pure lemon juice and threw a fit when she was denied. I caved on the premise of natural consequences. One sip and she vomited. She never bugged us about it again. Reply 1 1.8k 3 ...

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Text - paraglenn · 2d 3 9 Awards 5yo: "You're old!". Me: "I'm not that old (with a slight tone of indignation). How old do you think I am?". 5yo: "The last number." Reply 1 11.9k 3 ...

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Text - DukeOfDouchebury • 2d 3 2 Awards My daughter asked for strawberry ice cream from the grocery store when she was about 4. I bought it for her and when we got home and she had some after dinner, she started crying. I asked why and she said, "I wanted strawberry ice cream without bones!" She didn't like the hard frozen pieces of strawberry in the ice cream that she picked out. I thought the idea of "ice cream bones" was funny. Reply 7.8k 3 ...

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Text - SnooPeripherals6969 · 2d 3 8 3 Awards I yawned with my mouth really wide and my little sister told my mum i was trying to eat her Reply 1 4.4k 3 ...

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brocalmotion · 2d 2 Awards My legs are sparkling!

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Text - Grabagear · 2d 3 1 Award "it's the wrong same!" took weeks to figure out he was referring to the apricot and peach yogurts. Q Reply 3.0k ...

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Text - tinypiecesofyarn • 2d 2 Awards Cousin's 3yo: (offers a Goldfish to my BIL) BIL: No, thank you! 3: (offers another Goldfish) BIL: No, no thank you! 3: (offers another Goldfish) BIL: No thank you, buddy! 3: GRANDMA, [BIL] WON'T SHARE! Sharing is mandatory in both directions, I guess. Q Reply 1.4k ...

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Text - straighttoplaid· 2d 3 1 Award My wife woke the kids up and told them it was Monday so they needed to get ready for school. "Don't like Monday... Hate Monday... YOU'RE MONDAY! (Directed at wife)"

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Text - SavagelnkStudios · 2d 2 Awards My nephew had a breakdown and cried when his boot wouldnt fit on his head like a hat. + QReply 1 7.1k 3 ...

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Text - gaoshan • 2d 1 Award My daughter (about 5) threw a wadded up piece of paper at us and ran away. We opened it up and she had written, "can I have a snake?". Wife yelled "no, you may not" and my daughter then came back almost in tears to ask why not. She said, "I ate all of my dinner so why can't I have one?" Wife asked what that had to do with snakes at which point we realized she had misspelled "snack". Also, my son put us in a sort of reverse "timeout" once when he got angry. This consis

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Text - Rabbit_rover · 2d S 2 Awards My 4 year old brother told me "My water is too soupy" | still haven't quite figured it out. Q Reply 3.7k ...

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Text - michaelchondria · 2d 1 Award The 3-year-old found a mitten on the ground and put it on. He asked where the other one was and I said I didn't know. He looked down and said, like it was a unique problem, "But I have TWO hands!" Reply 3.2k ...

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Text - shaidyn • 2d 1 Award I watched a friend's kid have a total breakdown because he wanted to have eaten ice cream. The thing was, he HAD ice cream. It was his dessert, and it was in a bowl in front of him. He could eat it. But the fact that he had to go through the mechanical motions of eating, to get the later point in time where he had had ice cream, was really just too much for him to bear. Watching tiny humans grapple with cause and effect is fascinating. Reply 4.0k 3 ...

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Text - boopingtacos • 2d I worked at a preschool from this October to December as an assistant teacher. We had a play room next to the classroom and one day we decided to go in there to play. In there was a shelf with a lot of dinosaurs to choose from. A child came up to me and said he wanted to play with the dinos. I said "okay". This child just sat on the floor and looked like he was having the crisis of his life. Then began to cry and when I asked him what was wrong, he said "there's too many

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Text - Northern_Way • 2d Now that I've been working at home (I have a desk set up in my bedroom) whenever I give my 3 year old grief he tells me to go back to work. Reply 1 3.9k 3 ...

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Text - qatest · 2d 1 Award Asked if she could have one piece of candy, and I said yes. She then asked, "can we compromise?" and I replied that we didn't need to compromise because she was already getting exactly what she wanted. Child proceeds to throw a tantrum until I agree that we can compromise. She eats her candy and leaves happily Reply 1 2.1k 3

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Text - Fluffyfluffycake · 2d 1 Award My boy cried when, after stuffing his sandwich in the VHS recorder (early 90s), there was no movie about sandwiches. Reply 977 ...

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Text - DeWelsh23 · 2d Was sitting at the entrance of the play place at a nearly empty chick-fil-a (idk how but there was barely anyone there) when a little boy, probably walked up to me, pointed at my sunburnt face and said the four words that haunt me to this day: "Your nose is wrong"

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Text - advcomrade · 2d 1 Award We have a growth room in our lab with intense purple lightning where upon leaving everything looks green for 15-30 seconds. Once we were giving a tour to a class of 4th graders and showed them this phenomenon. Once it wore off one kid exclaimed "everything's back to normal, I HATE normal!" We have that quote saved on the fridge | Reply 2.0k 3 + ...

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Text - OhioMegi · 2d 8 1 Award A kid asked for an envelope. So I gave her one. She started screaming and crying "I want an envelope!!!" She meant cantaloupe. | Reply 1 1.7k 5 ...

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Text - penny_can • 2d 3 1 Award 6 year old was falling behind during an afternoon walk back from the playground, claimed it was so far his feet were bleeding into his socks faster than his body could absorb the blood, when I insisted he hurry he said, "You go ahead, I have blazing speed and can catch you whenever I want." Reply 785 3 ...

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Text - notyouraverageturd · 2d Mom, this fish makes my ears sour. Reply 1.6k ...

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Text - Zalikiya · 2d My 2-year-old broke down because it was dinnertime, not lunchtime. Bonus: she crawled into my bed at 4 am Christmas morning, crying that she wanted to color and I needed to get her a pen, then fell asleep on my face. Reply 1 1.4k 3 ...

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Text - Jesskamess • 2d My niece, when she was three, got upset because her ketchup was too spicy. So I told her to just eat her fries without the ketchup. She then cried because the fries weren't spicy enough without the ketchup. Q Reply 744 3 ...

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Text - Cleverlnnuendo • 1d 2 Awards I was a restaurant server one night when a family came in. Normally, l'm not a fan of kids, but this one girl, like 5 or 6, broke the mold for me. There was a fire in her eyes, but she wasn't unruly. Just... in the moment. I walk up to the table after they finish a seafood platter, and I hear the parents loudly saying something they obviously want me to hear: "No, honey, they don't let you take the lobster shells home." I could feel invisible elbows jabbing me

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Text - Grover_washington_jr • 2d 1 Award "The orange part of your feet (calloused heels) is making my macaroni taste bad."

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Text - With_Trees · 2d 8 1 Award "Are you a princess?" I'm a guy. [It made my day anyway.] Reply 615 •..

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Wild Karen Gets Bested By Petty Revenge At Airport

What a splendid tale of a wild and entitled and generally tough to be around "Karen" getting her comeuppance at the airport. The commute life when it comes to navigating the airport is full of enough hoops without the wild "Karen" inserting herself into the mix. Sounds like this traveler hit their breaking point, and made a petty revenge out of the moment. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/BookwyrmsRN • ld + JOIN 1 Current petty revenge in progress. The airport edition. Well. This is a developing story. I'll edit and update as it happens. I'm flying from Houston to Florida today for work. There is plenty of time before my flight starts boarding.

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Text - When suddenly a wild Karen appears. Heavy set. Brown hair. Resting bitch face. Loaded down with giant carry on. Travel pillow. Oversized purse, blanket and headphones. (It's a 3 hour flight max... not a trek through the wilderness) I was walking over to the seating area and got between her and the boarding group 2 aisle. She bumps me as she pushes past me and runs me over with her carry on rolling bag. I stumble and say “Jesus!"

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Text - She gives me a death glare like l'm the one that tackled her and heads to the front of boarding group 2. Now I understand that on these smaller flights, that you want to make sure you get overhead space. But groups 1 and 2 are usually not a problem. And it's 20 minutes before boarding begins.

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Text - The gate agent announces that only groups 1 and 2 should be in line and all other boarding groups should wait in the seating area until they are called So I head to the seating area and when I sit down and look back up she is literally smirking at ..Ok bitch. It's a boarding group. Not a social class grouping. You ain't better. You just paid for premier. I'll update as things go down but l'm waiting on three things. 1. I fly every week and have been United 1k for a few years now. So l'll

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Text - 2. l'd been bumped up to first class and am going to enjoy watching her go past to economy. 3. I know these smaller planes have small overhead spaces and her carry on is expandable.. and it's unzipped and EXPANDED. I know it won't fit. Someone's gonna be || checking a bag. I'll update soon. It's nearly my boarding time

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Text - Edit: Boarded. Asserted dominance by looking back and maintaining eye contact as I scan my boarding pass. Resting bitch face seems to be sucking on a lemon. :) Edit: Wild Karen just boarded. :) She's having to wait in the aisle behind the flight attendant while they take 1st classes preflight drink orders. She won't make eye contact but l'm smiling at her and knows she has seen me. I can't wait to wave.

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Text - Petty Revenge final Edit: Drinking white wine and watching Karen (clearly irritated and incensed) do the airline walk of shame because her bag can't fit in the overhead. She is having to check it. She still hasn't made eye contact. My seat mate who has now been informed of what's happening because I had to explain my giggles. Is joining me in giving her a big grin. We bumped our plastic wine glasses as she went by. We finally got a glare and l've never seen lips so tightly pinched togethe

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What New Hires Did to Get Fired on the First Day

A new job may be confusing and hard, but it's still pretty hard to do something so dumb that it will get you fired on the spot. Here are some unwise choices new hires made that made their managers pull the plug before they could do any more damage. It's almost as if it's a competition to get fired.

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Text - Text - neclord84 1.1k points · 15 hours ago I have been a fast food manager a long time so I have hired and fired a ton of people. Guy within 90 minutes of starting just started eating food off the cooks line. I walked around the corner he just looks at me and takes a bite out of a chicken strip. I am not a big yeller but I straight up ejected that dude like a baseball umpire. "THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUTTA HERE".

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Text - Plumpuddingdog 29.2k points · 12 hours ago · edited 2 hours ago 2 2 W O & 8 More Well, second day for this one. Old guy, kept dozing off during training. Denied it when I addressed him about it and yet it kept happening. Fired him for it on day 2. Fast forward maybe 8 months, he emails me to let me know that he really had been falling asleep and I had been justified with the action I took. He realized there was an issue a few weeks after I terminated him because he fell asleep while drivi

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Text - sonia72quebec 13.0k points · 15 hours ago She just left, I couldn't find her anywhere. Called her later at her parent's home and fired her. Mom was pissed. at me.

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Text - gibbl011 12.0k points · 13 hours ago Pub & bar manager here. This happened at my previous pub. New guy's first shift and he was constantly on his phone and going for cigarette breaks without permission. 2 hours into his shift his mates came in and he gave them all free drinks, shots and snacks. Fired him on the spot and he had the audacity to appeal, despite overwhelming evidence against him including 5 witness statements and cctv, not to mention the stock count deficit.

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Text - Owlmoose 9.8k points · 15 hours ago · edited 14 hours ago Girl snorted in disgust when I asked her to clear a table in her section. Wouldn't be shown how to set a table, and snapped at another manager. "Do you even want to be here?" I asked. "Not really." "OK, grab your stuff, good luck to you."

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Text - ClericofTheDead 9.8k points · 13 hours ago 3 The dude who showed up in pants so tight you could see his entire dick and balls. It was a children's bounce play area/fun zone. We told him to go home and change.he came back over an hour later, with Starbucks, in blindingly white skinny jeans.same issue. Parents complained the first time.

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Text - DarthAdobo 8.6k points · 15 hours ago Chief Officer of a merchant vessel here. Technically, 2nd in command of the ship after the Captain. A seaman joined our ship while our vessel was berthed in Mobile, Alabama. He was carrying a plastic water bottle during familiarization rounds on deck with the 3rd Officer, and when it was empty proceeded to throw the bottle overboard. My russian captain saw this, calmly asked me to call the seaman to his office, gave back all his documents, asked the a

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Text - LiftSprinkles 6.5k points · 15 hours ago · edited 2 hours ago Showed up drunk. Showed up in sheer pants without underwear. Was a professional setting. It was a guy.

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Text - BADMANvegeta_ 5.4k points · 13 hours ago Guy lied about knowing how to drive forklift. Drove into support beam.

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Text - UmokBut888 4.5k points · 12 hours ago Two stand out. He was laughing at the ice bin. Admitted he was tripping balls. We laughed. I said you cant work here like that. We laughed. He said, YEA I KNOW. So that was fun. She stuffed all the 5's from a fresh register (meaning I knew exactly how many 5's were supposed to be there) in her bra assuming everyone who was TOTALLY watching wasn't paying attention. Nobody was gonna shake her down and the police were busy. She made $75 for roughly 30 mi

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Text - mangoscape 4.5k points · 13 hours ago My boss hired a new lab technician, I am the manager so he had to report to me. At the end of the shift he tried to clean medical equipment with dish soap.. Cuz he didn't want to wait for the machine to finish. Which the other crew would be responsible for. He tried to microwave blood. In a microwave for food. And last but not least he forgot to put someone in the freezer. For five hours. He was such a mess

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Text - Kataklysym69 4.1k points · 12 hours ago The guy signed a non disclosure as we were working around movie sets and production offices. Throughout the day he continuously asked if he could take photographs. Finally, I realized that his employment was not worth risking my own employment or the production companies information. He was relocated elsewhere but, he did not last long from what I hear.

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Text - imarockstar 1.2k points · 12 hours ago We had an intern one semester .he was handed a large bundle of zip tied cables and asked to cut them apart and separate them. He literally cut the entire bundle in half rather then cut the zip ties to separate them. Lost $2000 worth of cables. Fired that day.

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Text - High_PlainsDrifter 3.5k points · 12 hours ago Hired a guy on the recommendation of another employee. He no-call no-showed the first day. Second day he no-call no-showed, but halfway through the day called to tell me that his kid was sick (which I'm sympathetic for because I have kids too), but I had to tell him we couldn't use him. Then waves of abusive texts and phone messages from him and his wife. His final text was super-long and explained how I'd just made it an enemy for life and th

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Text - Chief-_-Wiggum 3.1k points · 9 hours ago · edited 5 hours ago It is what happened on the first day but he didn't get fired until a bit later when we figured it out. Managed a msp team hired a bright guy.. All seems good on the first day. At the end of the first day he received a phone call where he announced his father has passed away. 2 weeks of compassionate leave for funeral out of state later, he was supposed to start work again but called from the car park to say he's too distraught.

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Text - Squiggles87 2.7k points · 14 hours ago · edited 5 hours ago I'm a bar and restaurant manger. One day the new Kichen Porter walked through the front entrance carrying a huge bag of cheese over his shoulder, which the head chef had told him to pick up. He walked through the restaurant and, right in front of customers, launched it through the hatch in the kitchen, flying through the air as everyone just watched open mouthed. The huge bag of cheese landed hard in the deep fat fryer. The chef

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Text - BearCavalryCorpral 2.7k points · 13 hours ago I'm not the manager in the story, but I was there for part of it. Dude gets hired, starts training. During training, GM instructs him to take out the trash. He refuses, gets into an argument. Apparently, he didn't know that he was arguing with the GM despite the big, fancy nametag with "General manager* printed in block letters on it. Gets sent home. For some reason, he still comes in the next day, smelling of alcohol. He grabs food (this is a

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Text - legodoodle4 2.1k points · 14 hours ago He couldn't tie an apron on. He couldn't count change. Asked him to unpack boxes and found him sitting on the floor just.staring at them. It wasn't so much firing as a mutual "this isn't going to work" after four hours.

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Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

This "master in animal sciences" proceeded to get schooled in an enlightening Tumblr thread about how horses and their legs work. They previously assumed that horses could get around just fine on three legs without prosthetics, and were also 80% sure that people could not ride on them if they had three legs. Queue the educational Tumblr moment. 

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Text - horses (and horsey creatures) for certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing), just so long as you don't ride them (I'm 80% sure you can't ride them if they've only 3 legs). Umm, what? You have a master's in animal science and you think that? It must not be in anything horse-related.. Well you gon' learn today! First, a quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on the last bone of a single toe. This is different from a human, in wh

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Joint - Radius and Ulna Metacarpal II or medial "splint" bone Carpal bones Metacarpal II or "cannon" bone Metacarpal IV or lateral "splint" bone Proximal phalanx or "long pastern" bone Intermediate phalanx or "short pastern" bone Distal phalanx or "coffin" bone

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Text - Additionally, a horse's head accounts for 10% of its body weight; therefore, a 1000-lb horse has a 100-lb weight on the end of a 2-3 foot long pivot point, which in itself weighs several hundred pounds. This is another aspect of their anatomy that varies significantly from a dog or cat, whose heads generally weigh 5% or less of their body weight, and their necks are not nearly as proportionally long or heavy. A horse carries approximately 60% of its weight on its front legs. Imagine havin

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Horse - Lame Horse | My Horse Has A Sore Front Leg Second, let's talk about the mentality and habits of a horse. They are prey animals. A prey animal that is unable to run (and horses with only three legs cannot run - see video of Barbaro below) is innately vulnerable and stressed. Warning - graphic video below. Skip this video if you do not want to see a horse attempting to run with a severely broken leg. ...

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Horse - Barbaro Injury Preakness Stakes May 20 2006

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Text - Horses' guts are also designed to roam around 20 hours of the day grazing (they only sleep 4 hours per day, generally). This becomes much harder with only 3 legs, especially if the missing leg is a front limb and must support that heavy head and neck leaning forward to graze. They also, generally speaking, do not lay down to sleep, so their remaining limb would not get any rest. If the missing limb is a hind leg, they are also automatically missing half of their "stay apparatus," which is

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Text - Equine Stay Apparatus (hindlimb) - 3D Veterinary A. : IVALA Imagine sleeping, but one of your legs has to entirely hang off the side of your bed. It would be uncomfortable, and you might fall out of bed. Congrats, you're missing part of your stay apparatus. Should the horse decide to lay down to sleep, it would be significantly more difficult for the horse to get up if it only had 3 limbs. If you've ever seen a horse stand up from laying down, it's already a barely-coordinated, ugly-looki

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Vertebrate - Wild Horses Rolling and Getting up Watch later Share Third, let's talk about an awful condition called "support limb laminitis." Laminitis is a condition where the vascular support structures (blood supply and cushioning) of the hoof get inflamed. We don't really understand what causes it, but we know there are certain things that predispose a horse to getting it. At best it is just very painful; at worst, those support structures break down and the bone inside the hoof rotates and

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Text - LM So - how does this relate to amputation? Well, one of the main things that we know can predispose a horse to laminitis, is a period of time where the horse is bearing more weight on one limb. This is called support limb laminitis because the limb that is supporting more weight develops laminitis. It usually happens when the horse is lame (painful) on one limb so it spends more time standing on the unaffected limb. Back to Barbaro - he is one of the most famous cases of fatal support li

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So - if the top equine specalists in the country and owners with all the money in the world are unable to successfully manage a three-legged horse, the average horse owner and vet surely won't be able to.

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Text - Regarding prosthetics, @lizziedoesvetpath has done an excellent synopsis of why they aren't viable in large animals here, but basically it boils down to a combination of all of the above, plus what's in her synopsis, plus the fact that you can't take a prosthetic off of a large animal due to their sleeping habits, and prosthetics are painful and animals can't understand why they have to undergo pain in order to be able to walk around, unlike humans. So basically, the only thing that was c

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Nostalgic Memes for the 80s and 90s Kids

Get out the walk man, fiddle with the cords to plug in the SNES and call up the neighbor kids, cause these returned us to a time in our lives that we completely took for granted. To continue chasing the dragon of your own youth, here are some funny nostalgic 90s life hacks. For the more decrepit among us, here's 70s and 80s nostalgia.

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Text - Car drove through brick wall, neighbor put this out.

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Face - The Three Stages of Life 1. Relating to Ferris 2. Relating to Cameron 3. Relating to Rooney

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Cartoon - IF YOU YELL "THUNDERCATS" AND THEY' DON'T REPLY "HO00" LEAVE THEM, YOU DONTNEED THAT NEGATIVITY IN YOUR LIFE

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Art

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T-shirt - I Survived The Rocket

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Organism - I'm just mad. I've waited my whole life for 2020. goonleme420 Not a single Jetson car in sight.

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Photo caption - WHEN YOU REALIZE STANLEY FROM THE SHOW"THE OFFICE" WFRO! WAS THE TRAINER FROM "MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH-OUT!"

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Internet meme - WHEN I WAS A KIDI THOUGHT THAT QUICKSAND WAS GOING TO BE A MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM THAN IT IS

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Technology - This made my day! GO00+843 The Code Quick codes: 99 Good night (read "Nighty- night") Teenagers relay messages through their pagers by dialing numbers that in the digital world look vaguely like letters. Other common messages rely on numerical shorthand. 424 Call me back 9I| Emergency: important 4II I have a question Can you see it? Good bye: 6000 843 I miss you: 17755•400 Good night: 6000 171647 Hello: 07734 333 Love 143 I love you 931 I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning) 823

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Fashion - I'm old enough to remember the very first TED talk. It was most excellent.

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Compact cassette - I KNOW IT'S TRAGIC THE WIFI ISN'T WORKING, BUT LET ME TELL YOU A STORY OF CATASTROPHIC PROPORTIONS FROM MY CHILDHOOD... snarkybreeders SA 90

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Sitting - I'm this old Doobieslick

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Font - You think you know stress? When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it. Forever.

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Vehicle - Me in the 80s.. 01 Me now..

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Footwear - ADMIT IT, YOU HAD A PAIR.

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Product - I'm this old

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Product - A lit Saturday in my childhood Dorit FACEBOOK.COM/GBINCWW OUT be Nintendo GHOSTBUSTERSD RAY DAN AYKROND GHOSTBUSTERS X MORANS 1T8 LP

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Hand - DO YOUREMEMBER OERTY THIS COIN HOLDER?

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Skin - First guy l'm looking for when we storm Area 51.

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Magazine - KIDS THESE DAYS PICTURES YOU CO 093461 CAN E-MAIL OLNI YO N 1 ROLL PE SERVICE SYSTE Picture Crwate pietore podteards CHOOSE: 4 HUMBE OPTION CODE C Kada und Pect Toh WILL NEVER KNOW THE EXCITEMENT REMIU 35mm Advuntage OCESSING Color Re IS AGE" Kodak

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Technology - IN THE 80S FM 88 92 96 100 104107 MHz AM 546 78 10 12 14 16 klE SONY MEGA BASS WE KNEW HOW TO PARTY

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Text - This is how our parents used to text back in the day THIS HOUSE BETTER BE SPOT LESS BEFORE I GET HOME FRom WORK! IF ITS NOT EVERY BODY GETTING A WHCOPING!

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Junk food - When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast CRUNCH Hutriion Fact

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Face - "Wanna know how I got these scars?" VEPS

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Food - '80s Saturday morning starter pack Acoka B:01 TRIX RABBI CHARACTE CUTOUTS *cightiesgirls HE Hintende

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Tang soo do - YOU KNEW THE ALBUM WAS GREAT Meckae ckson Lianel Pichi Thriller YOU TEDDY PENDERGRASSJUTHER\ANDROSS IF THEY HIT THIS LEAN ON THE COVER E mematic.net

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Product - This card has destroyed many friendships +4 +4

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Photo caption - I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE, MARTY! THIRTY YEARS FROM NOW, ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVED THROUGH THIS GREAT 80S DECADE WILL WISH THEY COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND LIVE THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN!

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Crochet - Even if you never had one of these draped over the back of your couch, you knew someone who did THROWBAL

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Product - WHAT BEING SICK LOOKED LIKE AS A KID IN THE 80s VapoRub ANADA DRY GINGER ALE Campbol CONDENSND PREMIUM Chicken Noodle SOUP PRICE 55 951

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Text - THIS IS HOW WE STOLE MEMES BACK IN MY DAY aves ILY. SECOND0se YJIMA FAT. I HAVE THAT SVAH I TAR FIRST, I'M NOT RITON TER YES THER HAS MED 6-13 ral CATS LIKE YOU LIVE OFF THE BACKS OF US POOR FLEAS! THE BORN LOSER by Art an NOW THEN, MR.THORNAPPLE, BOTHERING YOU TYOU WOULD KY WIFE DOESNTUNDERSTAND ME! HAVE YOUR Dave Graue and Jack Bender TO SHOW AH NO THAEAT 10 PRNCESS COOLA

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Product - I can smell this picture

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Parallel - YOU NEVER FORGET THE FEELING THROWR e OF BEING HIT IN THE SHIN BY ONE OF THESE

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Font - As a kid l'm happy to sayI survived the Astropop ASTRO Pop original 50% Don't run with scissors, but here have this sucker sword!

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Text - Some of y'all never read 100 books to get a personal pan pizza and it shows

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Product - GREY & POUPON PSTARD WHENI WAS A KID ITHOUGHT THIS WAS THE EPITOME OF WEALTH AND SOPHISTICATION.

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Text - According to M.A.S.H.I was supposed to have a more luxurious life than this

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Footwear - THE UGGS OF THE 8OS

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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

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Text - Text - Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said "Sam but you can call me captain ravioli" and my dad just looked at me and said "what the fuck was that? don't do that" and I've been chasing that high ever since.

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Text - 10:37 & arull amazon.co.uk 7prime Hi. 10:35 Hello 10:35 Malavika | Customer Service I understand your child has accidentally placed an order and you wish to cancel the order with refund. I will help you. M 10:36 Great, thank you 10:36 Malavika | Customer Service Just to confirm, are you referring to "The Extreme Farts Extension Pack"? 10:37 Yes, that's the one 10:37 Write a message... Send

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Text - Media - 12:38 1 ul LTE + Screaming every Saturday ABOU НОМЕ VIDEOS PLAYLISTS CHANNELS Screaming every Saturday 3.85K subscribers SUBSCRIBED 0:38 Screaming every Saturday Screaming every Saturday 11,558 views 5 days ago Uploads Since it's Saturday 10K views · 4 days ago 0:22 Screaming every Saturday : 11K views · 5 days ago 0:38 Home Trending Subscriptions Inbox Library XRO

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Text - CLAIRE HUXTABLE @bemshima_ Kids are mini crack heads fr. My 3yrs old cousin won't stop crying because her mum refused to put her new born baby brother inside her lunchbox o she can take him to school

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Text - Footwear - THIS AWARD FOR ORIGINALITY GOES TO MY 6TH GRADE STUDENT THAT TRIED TO SNEAK HIS APPLE WATCH INTO CLASS BY TELLING ME HE IS ON HOUSE ARREST AND 99 SMH, HAS A COURT DATE... GIVE ME THAT WATCH AND ITS DETENTION SIR!!!!!!

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Text - Iani really good at mathe 16+16=38)

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People - STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN isH TRAINS

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Text - Product - My 11 year old son made a nail gun with his mate..using a nerf gun... apparently it works quite well க Σ0)

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Text - *** 8. Barry likes all kinds of pizza. He is very hungry. His mother cut the pepperoni pizza into four pieces and the sausage pizza into three pieces. She said he could have only one slice of pizza before supper. Which kind of pizza do you think he chose? epffert Why? becguse sausdoe is a moming time food Its grOSS on ২২০

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Text - Computer monitor - Prgrssv School Make images, Videos and V D Untitled presentation - x +v a https//docs.google.com/presentationyd/1enaDYoxSTOZathaenvXBOamwwnesz2jeditesidendp esentation ew Insert Format Slide Arrange Tools Add-ons Help O Present. Layit There Hi I got into your google account i am a hacker :) ;) PS i know who you are so if you tell on me i will find you and well you know the rest. You Know Idea Who I am..... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!1 SHUT UP e here to search HB. Th

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Text - Text - When I was about three years old I broke my fathers sunglasses when we were camping. Apparently, I felt bad about it and hid behind our very dirty car. I got bored and licked one of the cars rims clean. They found me with a very dirty face next to a very clean rim.17 years later my parents still won't let me forget about it

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Text - Text - crayons School Glue I Met a new FrienD nameD Sarah we became frienDS because kickel her in t he face and said sorry

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Text - Text - My cousins yr7 class were talking about what they're grateful for and everyone was talking about their mums, one kid in the class had lost his mum a few months ago and my cousin saw him crying so he reassured him by saying "don't worry everyone's mum is going to die"-

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Text - Text - Airdrie warns public of brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into a werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger · CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT | Last Updated: 3 hours ago

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Text - Text - r/AskReddit u/boiledcarrot • 11h Cops of Reddit, what was the funniest thing you've seen someone do because they noticed you? Discussion 1 1.8k 1 Share 473 Award BEST COMMENTS brittkay83 • 5h O 1 Award My nephew when he was like 7 used to always drop to his shoes and quickly tie them whenever he saw me. Apparently my sister in law told him that it's illegal to have your shoes untied.... 1 2.7k Reply

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Text - Text - Plague Inc. 4.4* Ratings and reviews Mohamed Ethan Ibrahim 24/01/2020 Am i infecting real people in this game? Was this review helpful? Yes No

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Text - Text - Peter H. Michaels @dethmtlcardigan My 3-year-old is convinced that I'm not actually reading this book "because you're just looking at the words and not saying anything." 12:54 PM · 1/12/20 from Maryland, USA Twitter for Android 5,871 Retweets 47.6K Likes reddit

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Text - Cartoon - br. Martin Luther king Jr.

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Text - Text - When I was a kid, I refused to watch "The Neverending Story" because I legit thought that it would last forever and I just couldn't commit to that

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Text - Cool - I (Love MY whore famliy

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Text - Toilet

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Text - Text - When my son was in p2 I got called to the school and told my son was drug dealing in the playground. I was horrified thinking someone had gave him something outside of school and asked him to sell it to his schoolmates. Wee shit had taken his vit c tablets to school and was selling them 5p a tablet. Got to admire his entrepreneurial skills. DO160 7h Haha Reply

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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one's an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn't matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

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Text - 3:21 PM 86% Mom Ш 01/24/2016 Sun Mom stop and grab me a coffee on your way over 7:50 AM No 7:51 AM What? Why?!?! 7:51 AM Because you're an ungrateful brat 7:52 AM I'm grateful you and dad got busy 36 years ago. Bow chicka bow bow 7:53 AM You know you are killing me Elizabeth. You're really killing me. No coffee. Enter message

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Text - 8:29 AM 50% Mom Ш 12/06/2015 Sun Elizabeth did you do something to my phone. Every time I type butt it changes it to butt. 8:23 AM What does it change it to? 8:23 AM butt 8:24 AM That's really strange. Try typing the original word again. 8:25 AM butt 8:27 AM This is great 8:28 AM Enter message

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Text - 3 94% F 9:17 AM Mom Ш 01/28/2016 Thu Did you take my vacuum 8:18 AM Yes 8:18 AM Why 8:19 AM Your vacuum sucks. Mine doesn't. 8:20 AM My vacuum doesn't suck Elizabeth you suck now bring it back. 8:21 AM And the house key too 8:22 AM Oh mom. You're so cute when you're confused and pissed off. Enter message

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Text - 2:10 PM 82% Mom Ш Answer your phone 1:53 PM Gimme a minute. I can't find my phone. 1:54 PM Ok 1:55 PM You are an awful child. You know you're killing me. You're killing your mother Elizabeth. 2:02 PM Only took you 7 minutes to catch on. Well done ma. 2:03 PM I don't even know where you came from 2:09 PM Enter message

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Text - 6:08 PM 78% Mom I just got home. Did you steal my Haugen joined? 5:58 PM No, I most definitely did not steal your garden gnomes. 5:59 PM Elizabeth. I know you stole them. 6:00 PM Look in the backyard 6:01 PM I don't where you came from. You're an awful child. 6:07 PM Enter message

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Text - 3:54 PM 88% Mom Ma! Mom. Mama! 8:05 PM Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go... 8:08 PM Where are you are you drunk why won't you answer your damn phone 8:17 PM I cannot answer alk those qeestions right meow.,. 9:06 PM Why 9:07 PM Because VODKAAAAA!!!! VO000DKAAAA!!!! Vodka! Vodka! 9:10 PM Enter message

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Text - 3:53 PM 89% Mom Where are you 4:52 PM I'm at the bar having birthday drinks with people who are also having drinks. 4:54 PM Don't get drunk 4:56 PM I don't get drunk I get awesome. 5:09 PM I mean it and you forgot your cake 5:12 PM I'll grab it later. Don't touch it. Don't look at it. Don't even think about it. Just move on with your life. 5:14 PM You a weird kid Enter message

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Text - 2:24 PM 68% Mom Ш 12/23/2015 Wed Mom I'm here. Answer the door! 7:10 AM Get up. I'm going to steal your wreath. 7:12 AM Where are you I don't see you 1:38 PM Mom that was like 6 hours ago. 1:39 PM 12/24/2015 Thu Where's my wreath Elizabeth 9:47 AM You were warned 9:50 AM Enter message

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Text - 4:14 PM 45% Mom Answer your phone 4:37 PM I didn't mean to miss your call. I couldn't get my slim jim open. It was infuriating. 4:38 PM Answer your phone stop ducking around 4:42 PM God I love your auto correct. Seriously the best part of my day is when you tell me how ducking pissed off you are. 4:43 PM Elizabeth I mean it answer your phone or l'm coming over 4:47 PM Ok. Enter message

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Text - 2:54 PM 79% Mom ш Where is the question mark on my phone. I don't have one 2:38 PM Some phones don't have them. Try making better use of the period. 2:43 PM Elizabeth just tell me where the quotation mark is 2:46 PM Ooohhh. Well that you just use your fingers and do it in the air. Then wave your arms around like you just don't care. Woot Woot! 2:49 PM What the hell are you talking about. Are you drinking. 2:51 PM Was that a question? Enter message

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Text - 6:08 PM 78% Mom Ш I just got home. Did you steal my Haugen joined? 5:58 PM No, I most definitely did not steal your garden gnomes. 5:59 PM Elizabeth. I know you stole them. 6:00 PM Look in the backyard 6:01 PM I don't where you came from. You're an awful child. 6:07 PM Enter message

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Text - | 93% 7 4:29 PM Mom Answer the pounce 4:20 PM I think it's, eye of the tiger 4:21 PM What 4:23 PM Meow 4:23 PM Answer your phone Elizabeth now? 4:26 PM You seem unsure 4:26 PM I see you found the question mark on your phone though. Well done. 4:28 PM Enter message

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Text - 5:06 PM 80% Mom Ш Bring me my house key 6:10 PM Why?? 6:11 PM Your father's recliner is in the kitchen. I know you did it. 6:14 PM You have the wrong number 6:16 PM Elizabeth get over here and move it back. Your father can't see the tv. 6:24 PM Wait. Did he actually try? God I love you guys for that. 6:25 PM Call me now Enter message

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Text - |90% 7 4:18 PM Mom Ш I found this box all taped up I think it's yours from the move 8:06 AM WHAT'S IN THE BOX? MMS 8:10 AM WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! MMS 8:12 AM I'm not sure where I went wrong with you 8:15 AM Enter message

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Text - 8:02 AM 80% You're gamey Leedy his penis Aun tyne hoar 5:34 PM Mom. Read it before you send it. 5:34 PM Call make 5:35 PM Call blow 5:35 PM Call now 5:35 PM No. It's waaaay more fun this way 5:36 PM Now 5:37 PM Enter message

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Text - 3:20 PM 86% Mom 01/18/2016 Mon Answer your phone 2:49 PM We're sorry, but the number you have reached has been disconnected. 2:50 PM I'm not falling for that again Elizabeth 2:53 PM Damn. But I didn't get a screenshot last time! I was hoping you would apologize again. 2:53 PM I don't what that is I never know what the hell you're talking about. Rotten kid 3:13 PM Enter message

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Text - 5:04 PM 82% Mom Ш I heard police sirens after you left. Are you ok? 4:50 PM I'm cool but this cop seems agitated cuz I won't roll my window down. 4:51 PM Ok now he's REALLY agitated. His buddies got here and they all want me to roll the window down too. 4:52 PM Are you being a smartass?!?! 5:01 PM You told me not to talk to strangers. 5:01 PM I could strangle you right now you rotten kid. You're killing your father too you brat. Enter message

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Text - 3:21 PM 86% Mom Ш 3:13 PM 01/20/2016 Wed I'm coming over to help take your Christmas tree down 2:43 PM Nobody touches my tree 2:44 PM Damn it Elizabeth take it down now enough is enough 2:47 PM Where are you? I Thought you were coming over to help take down my tree today? 3:44 PM What is wrong with you? Why couldn't I have a normal kid 3:48 PM 01/24/2016 Sun Enter message

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Text - Mom ш Why Elizabeth 1:50 PM What? 1:51 PM <Subject: NoSubject> 2:01 PM MMS You didn't make stuffing so it was just a sad gaping hole. 2:09 PM. Enter message

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Text - 2:01 PM 18% Mom Ш When you get home will you PLEASE take this picture down! It's creeping me out. MMS 8:39 PM Because you ate the flowers? 8:45 PM Oh my god mom I did NOT eat the flowers!!! Why do you always say I ate the flowers?!?! 8:45 PM You ate those flowers Elizabeth 8:49 PM Enter message

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Text - 5:43 PM 84% Mom Ш 07/08/2016 Fri Why do you do this to me l've had it with this glue and pennies shit 7:59 PM What? 8:00 PM All my lighters are ruined 8:03 PM I did not ruin them mom I bedazzled them. 8:06 PM I'm a bedazzler. 8:08 PM You're a pest. no more pennies Elizabeth I mean it 8:12 PM Enter message

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Text - 7:35 AM 77% loo Mom 2.091 IVI Mom!!!!! I thought you were bringing me coffee!!!! 7:18 AM I did. You didn't answer your phone so I left it outside in front of your door. 7:27 AM Mom. Really? It's not in front of the door, it's up against it. I can't even open it without spilling the coffee. 7:29 AM I know. Have fun cleaning it up you brat. 7:31 AM Holy shit I've created a monster. 7:33 AM Enter message

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Text - |100% F 9:30 AM Mom I'm on my over there right now. 5:59 PM Huh? Why?? 5:59 PM We've only been gone an hour Elizabeth. We come home and I have no forks!!!! 6:00 PM I told you there would be retribution if you did not bring me Easter dinner leftovers. 6:02 PM When I pull up you run out my damn forks Elizabeth. How could you steal every fork you rotten kid. 6:04 PM I stole your spoons too. Apparently you didn't need them tonight. Enter message

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Text - 4:44 PM 95% Mom Answer your phone 4:33 PM Ok lol ttyl 4:33 PM What 4:36 PM What? 4:36 PM No you what 4:38 PM Omg shits gettin cray cray bae bae! 4:38 PM Don't talk to me like your face friends Elizabeth 4:42 PM Enter message

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Text - 10:12 AM 70% Mom How many are there Elizabeth 7:39 PM What you talkin bout? 7:40 PM The cheeseburgers Elizabeth! They're all over the house!!!!!! 7:42 PM Ok Ma. There's like 30. 7:43 PM I'm losing my hair. I'm losing my hair because of you. You come over tomorrow and get the rest! 7:45 PM 04/12/2016 Tue You put them in the mailbox. How could you put cheeseburgers in the mailbox you brat Enter message

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Text - 4:53 PM 52% Mom Open the door and let me in 4:18 PM Insert chinny chin chin joke here. 4:20 PM What? Answer your phone and open the damn door 4:22 PM I'm not home. 4:22 PM I can hear you laughing you brat I'm dropping off Catch's stuff and toilet paper. There was a sale 4:29 PM Discount toilet paper!?!? Hold on I'll unlock the door. 4:30 PM You're awful Enter message

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Text - 4:15 PM 73% Mom 04/29/2016 Fri Answer your phone 11:42 AM What's with the chapstick 11:45 AM What? You were saying you needed some so I got you some. 11:46 AM Yes but why do you have to tape them all over the damn door!! 11:53 AM It just felt like the right thing to do. 11:54 AM I'm blocking your number Elizabeth 11:57 AM Enter message

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Text - 4:38 PM l 100% Mom ш Happy Mother's Day! 10:55 AM You said that 10:56 AM Today I'm grateful that you always put the burnt side of the grilled cheese face down so I wouldn't know what you had done. 10:58 AM Shut up Elizabeth 11:00 AM That was only a couple times 11:01 AM Enter message

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Text - N 18% 2:01 PM Mom When are you coming back 4:03 PM Tomorrow. Why? 4:04 PM Everytime I do anything on my phone it tells me what I'm doing on my phone 4:07 PM I didn't do that. 4:08 PM I know that how do I turn her off 4:15 PM Tell her she's fat. 4:16 PM Always a smartass can't ever just answer the question. I should change the locks you brat Enter message

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Text - N 17% 2:03 PM Mom ш Ma!!!! Where are you!?!? 5:11 PM Still at store what do you want 5:15 PM I have an overwhelming craving for a corn dog. Can you pick up some corn dogs? 5:16 PM No 5:17 PM But I'm incapacitated. And bored. And homeless. And I'm your daughter which means I'm your life. How can you deny me corn dogs?? 5:20 PM Fine Elizabeth 5:22 PM Enter message

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Text - 2:00 PM 18% Mom ш Tam now the proud owner of my first brown recluse spider bite. I'm going to die. Totally freaking out. 12:14 PM You're not going to die Elizabeth 12:16 PM No not freaking because I will be a rotted flesh zombie bitch of death but because there was at some point.. a spider on my arm and I didn't know it. 12:23 PM Only this type of shit with you Elizabeth 12:29 PM I want bacon pizza at my funeral. 12:33 PM Enouah with the damn bacon Enter message

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Text - 5:45 PM 83% Mom Ma!!!!!!! 7:36 PM What 7:37 PM I'm bored and lonely. Entertain me. 7:37 PM Make some friends like you always do 7:53 PM Like a grilled cheese burnt on both sides, I have no where to turn. 7:55 PM Jesus Elizabeth stop being so dramatic 7:57 PM You're the cold hearted antagonist who doesn't hua. For shame Ma. Enter message

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Text - |84% 5:44 PM Mom AnSwer your phone 2:07 PM I can't right now. I will later. 2:08 PM Why 2:10 PM I'm hunting Pokémon. 2:10 PM What the hell are you talking about 2:14 PM Pikachu Ma! He's around here somewhere. He will be mine. 2:15 PM Are you drinking Elizabeth 2:17 PM Hell to the mutha Poké no. Enter message

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Text - 5:45 PM 83% Mom I don't understand. How could I have someone mess with you at walmart?? 3:42 PM He came up and licked the window and ran away 3:51 PM Holy shit that's hilarious! Was there a tall skinny guy, a kid with a sherrifs hat or a chick with a sword chasing him? 3:57 PM Answer your damn phone 4:02 PM This is the greatest thing that has ever happened. Ever. 4:05 PM You're rotten and you're cleaning this up Enter message

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Text - 11:51 AM 80% Mom Happy Birthday Ma!!!! 9:27 AM Thank you 9:29 AM I made a little video for you! What time's pizza and cake? 9:30 AM Your not invited to the party 9:34 AM Ok so like 4p? 9:35 AM Don't mess with me today Elizabeth I mean it! 9:38 AM Chill mom. Not everything's about you. Sometimes it's about cake. Enter message

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Text - 3:52 PM 90% Mom Answer your phone 12:06 PM I picked up your cake I know what you did Elizabeth I can't use this cake for the party 12:10 PM What's the problem mom? 12:11 PM It says happy birthday slut now I need a new cake 12:14 PM It's my birthday if I want a slut cake I should have a slut cake. Keep the slut cake please. 12:16 PM You are an awful awful child Enter message

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Design Fails That Need An Extra Look

People are constantly making new things, and it seems like we're burdened with making every single mistake before getting things done the right way. It leads to some stupid oversights and design fails that were someone's one job. If you want to feel good at your own job, check out some stupid design fails that need some help.

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Poster - Don't fall behind! See the movies you missed.

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Advertising - 102 Anxiety Disorders Now Only $45.00 Entrance Next Doo * CF FAMILIAR

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Toy - PATROL TWO FORMS

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Tile

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Footwear - POOP

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Sleeve - NEW YORK SWEDEN

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Face - Affected by Cancer?

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Cat - 50% KR 25.00 10x15cm Sofene C3 my dog*

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Font - WHEN ALL YOU CAN BURGERS IS THINK ABOUT $20 DELIVERY CREDIT USE CODE: CHEESEBURG

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Text - EnglishBoy @EnglishBoy6 Thave this Finding Nemo plate and I realised that Nemo isn't on it, it's just two Marlin's. PIXAR NEMO

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Thread Explains Why Celebrities Always Look Better In Clothes

So the reason you think you look like a pile of dog crap in the same shirt as Hugh Jackman is cause all celebrity clothes are tailored specifically to fit them. Bunch of bastards. I guess the answer is to either get your clothes tailored like actors and models or to stop trying to look like you belong in a magazine. Or just give up on the whole thing, fashion is stupid anyway.

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Text - inkdot This weekend I was told a story which, although I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind. A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and wanted some tips on how to make the most of her wardrobe in a fashion culture which deliberately puts her body at a disadvantage. Her first question for him was this: how do celebrities make

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Text - their bodies and looked great. She had tried to apply some guidelines from the show into her own wardrobe, but with only mixed success. So - what gives? His answer was that everything you will ever see on a celebrity's body, including their outfits when they're out and about and they just get caught by a paparazzo, has been tailored, and the same goes for everything on What Not To Wear. Jeans, blazers, dresses - everything right down to plain t-shirts and camisoles. He pointed out that hi

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Text - something that fits an individual's widest place, and then have it completely altered to fit. That's how celebrities have jeans that magically fit them all over, and the rest of us chumps can't ever find a pair that doesn't gape here or ride up or slouch down or have about four yards of extra fabric here and there. I knew that having dresses and blazers altered was probably something they were doing, but to me, having alterations done generally means having my jeans hemmed and then simply

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Text - told me that Jennifer Aniston is out there wearing a bigger size of Ralph Lauren t-shirt and having it altered to fit her. I sat there after I was told this story, and I really thought about how hard I have worked not to care about the number or the letter on the tag of my clothes, how hard I have tried to just love my body the way it is, and where l've succeeded and failed. I thought about all the times l've stood in a fitting room and stared up at the lights and bit my lip so hard it bl

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Text - because they have to go up a size, when really the size doesn't mean anything and it never, ever did, and this is just another bullshit thing thrown in your path to make you feel shitty about yourself. I thought about all of that, and then I thought that in elementary school, there should be a class for girls where they sit you down and tell you this stuff before you waste years of your life feeling like someone put you together wrong. So, I have to take that and sit with it for a while.

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Woman's Fiancé Gets Her Peloton Bike For Birthday, Fight Ensues

At the very least we're dealing with a situation of clear miscommunication, or refusal from this guy to listen to his fiancé. It sounds like she couldn't have been more clear about not wanting a Peloton bike for her birthday. But alas, there it was come the big day. The tense silence must've been overwhelmingly awkward. Maybe she'll capitalize on the misfortune, and decide to vlog some of it after all. 

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Text - AITA... I'm pissed that I got a Peloton for my birthday Throwaway account So, I realize I already sound like a brat. This is the most expensive present I have ever received in my life and I enjoy spin classes, but the back story is what is important here.

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Text - About a month ago, my significant other said he had spoken with my sister and came up with some ideas for my birthday and would I like to hear them. I obviously said yes and the first thing on the list was a peloton. I have never had any interest in a peloton and as you can see by the spelling in my throwaway username, I can't even spell it right let alone know anything about it. I said no thanks it's way too expensive and I have no interest in it. I work out at work where I spin 2-4 time

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Text - After providing that explanation, I followed up multiple times in the weeks saying "Please, do not buy me a Peloton," “If you ordered a Peloton, please cancel the order and return it." Today (the day before my birthday) I walk down into the basement, and there's the damn Peloton. I'm immediately pissed off. Ask why when I said countless times I didn't want one, there one is in my basement. My fiancé just stared at me blankly. He thought I would change my mind when I saw it. I maintain tha

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Text - Expert-Dress • 14h 1 Award In my house this is what we refer to as a “ Homer Gift", reference: an episode of The Simpson's where Homer wants to go bowling and buy a ball and so he buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday present and it even has his name etched on it. I think you just got a Homer Gift. $10 says your bf wanted it and is gonna use it. NTA

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Text - AppellofmyEye •15h • Craptain [191] 3 5 Awards Info- Have you considered vlogging your journey for the next year? O Reply 20.6k ...

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Text - TwistOfLime900 • 14h NTA. I feel like the Peloton/price of the Peloton is a red herring. It doesn't matter if we're talking about a $5 gift or a $5000 gift. It doesn't even matter if there's a gift involved. The problem is that you very clearly communicated your feelings and explicitly asked him not to do a specific thing, and he completely disregarded your feelings to do what he wanted or, even worse, decide what you should want instead of respecting what you did want.

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Text - Elfich47 • 15h• Asshole Aficionado [10] NTA - and any gift that comes with a subscription fee is not a gift.

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Text - disregardable • 16h • Pooperintendant [59] That's actually worse than thoughtless. It's intentionally disregarding your feelings. He may as well have gotten you something to put in his truck for all you'll appreciate it. Some people do believe that you should show appreciation regardless of how shitty the gift is. I am not one of them. NTA.

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Text - UnPleasantStuff • 15h • Colo-rectal Surgeon [32] NTA I had this exact same issue but with a coffee machine. I still get occassional complaints that I never used the thing that I told them not to buy me (I don't even drink coffee any more! They knew that!) its just so ridiculous

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Text - ElizaCat9 • 15h NTA. Does your boyfriend live under a rock? Did he not see everyone making fun of that stupid commercial and the running commentary about not buying your SO a peloton? You said no many, many times. You did not want it. He is the asshole, and also just kind of dumb.

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Text - Bangbangsmashsmash • 14h NTA, it has a return policy, tell him to return it. It's worse than being ignored, it's being intentionally ignored, like he thinks he knows you better than you know yourself.

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Text - milee30 • 15h • Commander in Cheeks [219] NTA. He sounds just about as clued in to what women want as the people who made that awful Peloton ad that people love to hate. If you specifically told him not to get something and he still gets that exact thing, it's probably a bad sign that he's turning this around to be your fault and something he can be angry about.

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Text - thegudino • 13h • Partassipant [1] NTA - Never had anyone buy me something that expensive but LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY LIFE DOES THIS TO ME. After telling them multiple times "I don't want that, please don't get me that, if it is that versus nothing I would rather have nothing" AND THEY STILL FLIPPING BUY IT. It's so frustrating and makes me feel like l'm not a person. Then when I'm not so excited and happy for a gift that I did not want, I'm entitled and selfish. I am sorry he completely

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Text - comfymistake • 15h • Asshole Aficionado [19] NTA You said many times that you did not want one. You were clear about it. So I don't see why he's so surprised that you didn't want it like you said.

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Text - Gaiacreation • 13h • Partassipant [1] NTA. Also, the irony of your boyfriend ignoring your wishes and forcing the "gift" of a Peloton on you cannot be understated.

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Text - rhiannondontgo •13h NTA I'm a little concerned by his remark that he expected you to change your mind about something you were so clear was a boundary. What if he has that expectation again about something more serious such as family planning or finances?

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Text - sugarbasil • 12h NTA. I generally do not like expensive gifts, as they make me feel very uncomfortable. I had told an ex-boyfriend this multiple times and yet, he went and bought me an iPod for my birthday - and after I had also explicitly told him that I did not like Apple products, no less (I've since changed my mind about Macbooks, FTR). To top it off, he was supporting his mom and sister at the time on barely above a minimum wage job, so I knew he couldn't afford it. When I became ver

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Text - Weaksoul • 10h NTA. The thing is, if it was just an exercise bike, it'd just be a shit present. If it was just an expensive exercise bike, you would have grounds as a partner in that couple to raise concerns about (presumably) joint finances (rather than buy me this bike I won't use we could've put money together to go on holiday, do the bathroom etc.) Now. As i understand it (i know little about these things) Pelaton actually imposes a financial burden on you! You have to subscribe, ther

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Text - callmebabyhoney • 12h NTA. Also, expecting someone to “change their mind when they see it" is dumb and condescending. When someone's telling you several times they don't wwant to recieve/give/ do etc smth it means they don't want it. End of story.

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Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal

Now this is what math was made for. Yes, calculating how to go about getting the cheapest deal on wings is the best use of one's time. We just love it when people come together for stuff like this. 

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Text - sean @seanposting theres gotta be a better way to convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wings 11 Chicken Wings 11.35 39.15 12.50 44.80 12 Chicken Wings

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Text - 30.10 27 Chicken Wings 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 10 Chicken Wings 11 Chicken Wings 12 Chicken Wings 13 Chicken Wings 14 Chicken Wings 15 Chicken Wings 16 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 29 Chicken Wings 32.35 10.20 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 50 Chicken Wings 33.50 11.35 39.15 12.50 44.80 13.60 50.50 14.75 55.60 15.90 60 Chicken Wings 70 Chicken Wings 67.00 17.00 78.30 18.15 17 Chicken Wings 75 Chicken Wings 80 C

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Text - blizzz @blizzzilla If you want 200 wings you can save 5 cents by buying 150+50 separately. 8:01 PM - Oct 21, 2018 Juju @jujuadams Up until 24 wings there's a pattern, but it goes off the rails on the second column. I would say someone made a mistake, but who am I to question a masterpiece such as this. 7:14 PM - Oct 21, 2018 Lynn 8½ @chordbug this formula breaks down at the 24 wing mark, and I can't figure out what on earth went wrong at that point pic.twitter.com/ICmDu7j13b 7:16 PM - Oct

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Text - pic.twitte ICHDU 7:16 PM - Oct 21, 2018 $17 x n n wings 20 x 20 15 Six @SoulreaverSix 4 Chicken wings where n is an additional chicken wing and n=$1.15 two out of every third time where n=$1.10 6:31 PM - Oct 21, 2018 (4.55+n) Todd Gamblin @tgamblin I'm not seeing the pattern but there's an awesome minimization problem in here somewhere to get the best price for N wings. pic.twitter.com/14F61VAJİ 7:56 PM- Oct 22, 2018

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Text - @tgamblin I'm not seeing the pattern but there's an awesome minimization problem in here somewhere to get the best price for N wings. pic.twitter.com/4F61VAJI 7:56 PM - Oct 22, 2018 WINGS 1140- 1135 1130 1125 1120 1115 25 75 50 100 125 150 175 200 quantity price per wing

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Face - Buz FeeD buzzfeed This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out belleandkurtbastian Each extra wing adds between 1.10 and 1.15 to the cost... except:

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Text - belleandkurtbastian Each extra wing adds between 1.10 and 1.15 to the cost... except: • the 25th wing only adds 0.55 • wings 46 to 50 add an average of 1.02 each • wings 71 to 75 add an average of 1.03 each • wings 91 to 100 add an average of 1.08 each. The cheapest overall cost per wing is 1.112, which can be obtained from buying 25, 50, or 125 wings. The most expensive overall cost per wing is 1.14, which can be obtained from buying 5 wings. AŞIAN S/n AS An $4.55 $1.1375 $5.70 $1.15 $1.

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Text - $12.50 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1364 11 $13.60 $1.10 $1.10 $1.1333 12 $14.75 $1.15 $1.1346 13 $1.15 $15.90 14 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1357 $17.00 $1.10 15 $1.10 $1.1333 16 $18.15 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1344 $1.15 17 $19.30 $1.15 $1.1353 $20.40 $1.10 $1.10 $1.1333 18 $21.55 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1342 19 $22.70 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1350 20 $1.1333 21 $23.80 $1.10 $1.10 $24.95 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1341 22 $26.10 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1348 23 24 $27.25 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1354 $27.80 $0.55 25 $0.55 $1.1120 $1.1135 26 $28.95 $1.15 $1.15 $1.15 27 $30.

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Text - $1.1120 $0.55 25 $27.80 $0.55 $1.1135 26 $28.95 $1.15 $1.15 27 $30.10 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1148 $31.20 $1.10 $1.10 $1.1143 28 $32.35 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1155 29 30 $33.50 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1167 $1.1186 $39.15 $5.65 35 $1.13 $1.1200 40 $44.80 $5.65 $1.13 $50.50 $5.70 $1.14 $1.1222 45 50 $55.60 $5.10 $1.02 $1.1120 $67.00 $11.40 $1.14 $1.1167 60 10 $78.30 $1.1186 70 $11.30 10 $1.13 $5.15 $1.1127 75 $83.45 $1.03 $89.10 $5.65 $1.1138 80 $1.13 $100.45 $1.135 90 $11.35 10 $1.1161 $111.25 $10.80 $1.08 $1.1125

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