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2021/01/09

Inconsequential Things People Hate With A Passion and more...

The more you get to know people, the more you realize it's the smallest things that often make us the most upset. Car got totaled? Too bad, gotta move on. Someone took your designated parking spot? This cannot stand. We all have our preferences, things ...

 

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Inconsequential Things People Hate With A Passion

The more you get to know people, the more you realize it's the smallest things that often make us the most upset. Car got totaled? Too bad, gotta move on. Someone took your designated parking spot? This cannot stand. We all have our preferences, things that get under our skin, and petty things we're extremely passionate about.

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Text - pete1901 1.5k points · 1 day ago The fact that the word palindrome isn't a palindrome.

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Text - moinatx 1.4k points · 1 day ago Managers who insist on calling meetings and giving long-winded instruction about some mistake or infraction one or two people committed instead of having the balls to just go talk personally to the one or two people.

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Text - WEareINdanger 34.1k points · 1 day ago 5 46 3 4 & 4 More "In these unprecedented times"

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Text - Rly_grinds_my_beans 30.3k points · 1 day ago 6 4 3 3 2 8 2 When the microwave keeps beeping even after you've opened the door to get your food out. Like I know it's done, that's why I'm opening it, you don't need to keep screaming at me thanks

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Text - sublevelstreetpusher 28.6k points · 1 day ago 8 2 4 S 5 & 5 More That shark fin shaped spot on my windshield that my wipers can't reach

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Text - shortguynumber1 17.3k points · 1 day ago 2 2 e3 S & 2 More Video game ads that dont show actual gameplay footage.

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Text - mnhill2088 17.2k points · 1 day ago 3 People who try to get on the elevator before letting рeople off.

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Text - miraculous_milk 15.5k points 2 days ago 3 32 People who stand in a 30 minute line, but wait until they get to the register to look at the menu

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Text - Hawkmek 14.9k points · 1 day ago 3 3 & 4 More My wife leaving the microwave on a random number instead of zeroing it out so the time displays. I don't know why it bothers me so much but it does.

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Text - themoldovanstoner 12.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 daago 2 2 & 3 More People who watch TV or movies on their phone, without headphones in the breakroom.

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Text - hamgermaster 11.3k points · 1 day ago when you are gonna walk trough a door and your shirt or backpack,etc gets stuck on the handle

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Text - Howabouthatnow 10.6k points · 1 day ago 2 O 2 3 A 3 People that pull out in front of you, when no one is driving behind you, and then drive 20 miles an hour.

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Text - AntiqueGhost13 8.8k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago 2 O 2 e3 & 7 More When people inappropriately use an apostrophe in the plural form of a word. "Sunday's"

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Text - You_Mean_Coitus_ 7.5k points · 2 days ago 20 People that walk through busy pedestrian areas with zero self awareness. You know the ones- almost bumping into you as they're glued to their phones, stopping suddenly in front of you to gaze in a window, 4 people walking spread out and making others step in to the street.. The list goes on.

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Text - advancedwarlord 6.4k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Y'know that little bit of soda at the bottom of the can that you can never reach? Edit: this is my absolute greatest pet peeve thank you for everyone who agrees with me

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Text - PlaneCrazy787 6.2k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago One of my biggest social pet peeves are people who refer to others by their first name when it's likely you don't know who they are. For example, a coworker saying they ate dinner with Sam and Robert on the weekend. When you ask who Sam/Robert are, they say "my brothers-in-law". Like...did you really think I know your BILS by name?

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Text - WheeZee65 6.1k points · 1 day ago 2 3 2 Putting on the brights to compensate for a dead headlight.

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Text - KingFoamhead 5.6k points · 1 day ago 2 8 Being asked "are you sure" about really trivial decisions. Them "Do you want a coke or pepsi?" Me: "Coke". Them: "Are you sure?" Me: "Oh God I don't know!!!!!" (Throws self off building)

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Text - goldilocks22 5.4k points · 1 day ago People who are making a phone call while simultaneously making a transaction with a live human being in front of them. "Yeah I'm here for my meds.... hold on one second.... I know, Jake, isn't that crazy? I thought the same thing.... my birthdate? Ok..". Just get off the damn phone. So rude!

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Text - BrightBlueShimmering 4.6k points · 1 day ago People who spend 10 mins circling a half-full parking lot to find a marginally closer spot to the store entrance. If they'd just picked a parking spot a bit further out they'd be in the store already instead of circling. And their incessant circling creates traffic for people trying to leave the lot or walk to their car. Just park 15 spots further away already!

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Text - AtL_eAsTwOoD 4.6k points · 1 day ago People that are ahead of me in the gas station buying a shit ton of lottery tickets.

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Text - Guapalos1 4.3k points · 1 day ago Leaving shopping carts randomly in the parking lot.

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Text - corneredcryptid 3.9k points · 1 day ago People who talk on speaker phone or listen to music/videos without headphones in public. Literally no one else wants to be subjected to your noise pollution. Stop it.

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Text - Rynie2121 3.7k points · 1 day ago When I see new neighborhoods being built with houses starting at least 650K, and they have NO YARD and the houses are literally 3 feet apart from each other.

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Text - TizzleDirt 2.9k points · 1 day ago (3 Commercials that have the food cannibalize each other. Just, why?

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Text - theshoegazer 2.7k points · 1 day ago People who have every sound notification enabled on their phones, down to the fake keyboard clicking noise it makes when composing a text.

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Text - elleyro 2.2k points · 1 day ago when they lick their finger to turn the page

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Text - brandolinium 2.0k points · 1 day ago Leaving the dish scrubber in the sink with the dirty dishes. I don't want to reach my hand into the mucky water to find the thing, ffs! And if it's totally gross, I have to clean it off so I can use it to scrub the dishes. C'mon!

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Text - Feeling-OnFire 2.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Considering that I now work at a grocery store, people who leave refrigerated/frozen items NOT in the refrigerators or freezers, and sometimes people who try to start a conversation; just leave me alone and let me ring you out so you can leave

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Text - opaquewatercolor 2.0k points 1 day ago I have an aunt who turns on her cellphone when she needs to call someone. When she is done she turns it off. No one can ever reach her..so at the end we always call her husband.

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Text - Twokidsforme 1.8k points · 1 day ago S The phrase "we'll touch base". It absolutely grates on me. I have no reason to hate it. I just do. 1 Adatar410 1.6k points · 1 day ago You seem pretty upset about that. Let's circle back to it later and we'll touch base on your opinions more.

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Man Hears "Rage Against The Machine" For The First Time, Mind Gets Blown

 

You better believe that this man's world got absolutely rocked. Hearing "Rage Against The Machine" for the first time is no minor experience in one's life. 

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure

We've all had some kind of our own "not my job" moments before. It could have been sweeping a little too much dirt under a rug or cleverly not seeing a whole bunch of stuff that needed doing. A lot of the time it's just doing what someone told you to do even though you know it's wrong. The problem with "not my job" moments of dubious unprofessionalism is that they very frequently get found out.

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Road

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Hairstyle

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Road

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Plastic

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Tire

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Tagged: FAIL , job , work , lol , not my job , mistake , funny , stupid
       
 

Hailstorm Really Effin' Up A Car

 

A few years back in Colorado, this guy got caught in a hailstorm that destroyed his windows and totaled his car. Sometimes life just isn't fair.

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Tagged: storm , wtf , wreck , car , hail , weather , cars , driving , ridiculous
       
 

Incompetent Boss Insists On Using Errant GPS, Karma Ensues

If you ever have a boss who rudely insists that you "don't think" while you're in the driver's seat, you certainly have the opportunity to serve up a whopping plate of malicious compliance. Thus was the case with this employee who decided to follow their boss' orders despite being well aware that they drove past the correct exit ramp. Naturally, the boss was not stoked, but clearly had a moment of sobering realization that they vastly underestimated their employee's ability to follow instructions. Check out some more juicy malicious compliance content with this call center that wouldn't give their employee a raise, so malicious compliance ensued

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Blue - r/MaliciousCompliance u/AlwaysTheNoob · 21h + Join 1 2 2 e7 3 4 8 3 "You're not here to think" - ouch, but okay L tl;dr at the bottom About a decade ago, I was the new guy at the company. We have people fly in from all over the world to start putting gear together before leaving again for job sites, and one of the things I did in my earlier days was pick those people up from the airport, take them to their hotel after work, etc.

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Text - I pick a guy up who's going to be my boss on an upcoming job. The airport is about an hour from our HQ and hotel if you take the highway and main roads. When I meet him at the airport, he makes a request that I follow the directions on this "awesome new GPS app" that he's got on his phone. Swears it finds the absolute fastest routes. I'm paid by the hour and l'm the new guy, so sure, no problem. It ends up taking almost 25% longer than the main roads would have, but l'm not bothered. The

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Text - A couple days later, we drive a few hours to our primary job site. The trip is fine; I follow his magic app and we arrive without incident. It's the largest job l've done so far, and I admittedly stumbled with a little bit of it. Boss tries to give me a pep talk at the end of day one, but fails miserably. One of the critiques he gave me is "you're not here to think". There are engineers on the job, and there are techs. I'm just a tech, and I'm told I'm basically there to do the grunt work

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Text - Once the event is over, it's my job to take boss man back to the airport, which l'd like to remind you at this point is in the city I live in, and not where he's from. We're running a little later than I would prefer to, but he's the kind of guy who would rather get to the airport 15 minutes before his flight boards. And as always, we're using his GPS, which he is still raving about. I don't know if the dude's friend invented the app or something, but he's just seriously fawning over it.

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Text - Well, we approach what I know is the exit to the airport, but the app says to stay on the highway and take the next exit in a mile or two. So I follow the app, having learned my lesson from the boss, and soon we're stopped dead in a tight, single-lane construction zone. Boss realizes this, and starts to panic. And then starts asking if l'm sure I took the "right route". "The exit l'd normally take for the airport was a little ways back, but the GPS said to keep going." "You went past the

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Text - He shouted at me this time: "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Since the car was stopped dead, I turned my head so I could meet his eyes, and very blankly said "/'m not here to think." If Uber had existed there at the time, I think he would have gotten out of the car with his bag and called for a ride. As it is, I spent the rest of the trip listening to him yell at some poor airline agent about getting his flight rebooked, since it was at this point that he wasn't going to get there in time. And

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Boss Forbids Use of Work Truck, Surprised When No Work Is Done

We've all had penny pinching bosses who ask too much, but sometimes they set themselves up for failure. It's not a lot of fun to have a boss who tries to enforce contradicting rules. He didn't really give these guys a choice, and to top it all of, went totally incommunicado. Here's one where management illegally banned overtime pay but IT got it all back.

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Text - Posted by u/YhcrananarchY 21 hours ago 2 6 10 S 13 4 Boss says we can't drive the work truck, so we don't! oc M The title pretty much sums it up, but a long, long time ago, in a city not far away I had a terrible Summer job. Right after high school, my friend and I were looking for practically anything to make money and his older brother told us about a job he once had working for this guy washing windows.

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Text - Now, this guy owns what appears to be a semi- legitimate business, he has a full shop/garage where he stores cleaning products, big fancy tubs that use sonic waves to wash blinds in and a new (at the time) work truck. He's also a HARDCORE penny pincher and buys the cheapest, crappiest insurance he can on the truck. Initially when we got hired on he would meet us at the shop at 7am, give us the work orders and ride out with us for on-the- job training. After a couple of weeks he would just

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Text - Another important fact is that this was RIGHT after high school, so we were both 18 and for whatever reason, the boss didn't bother to ask or check our hiring paperwork to confirm this. Well after a month or so he finds out how old we are and has a come apart, turns out his insurance on his truck has a clause that anyone driving has to be at least 25 years old with a clean driving record (no DUIS or anything like that) or his monthly payment triples. So he makes it very, VERY clear to us

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Text - I need to drive home the fact that he was so god damn delusional that he never paid attention to ANYTHING so one day we come into the shop and see a stack of about 15 jobs, however, he didn't schedule anyone else (never actually scheduled himself because he expected the shop to just run itself) except for the two of us that day. Cue Malicious Compliance He liked to micromanage, but simultaneously NEVER picked up his phone if WE called HIM. So despite calling him numerous times to let him

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Text - Fast-forward about 5 hours and he calls one of us to ask how things are going, how many jobs we'd finished and if we needed help to get any completed. We explained that we'd been sitting in the shop all day waiting for him to come in so we could get started. Well, at this point he goes fucking ballistic and starts just tearing us up one side and down the other about wasting his time/money and blah blah blah. "Why didn't call me!?" "Who else is there?!" "Has anyone you finished any of the

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Tagged: boss , wtf , manager , work , lol , pay , ridiculous , truck , funny , money , stupid
       
 

Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

As long as we've had social media apps available to us we've had deceptive fools try to pawn off their bundles of hastily woven lies to people that they never think will call them out. The thing is that when you're trying to lie online, there's a whole bunch of research tools readily available at our disposal to fact check the iffy posts. That being said, these laughable liars got their comeuppance when it was all said and done. 

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Text - I stopped listening to you guys back in 2017 when y'all put on the worst performance l've ever seen singer was drunk and out of breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack We haven't played a show since 2013, so l'm not sure what band you saw in 2017. lol 7h Like Reply 732 SO

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Text - reviews ★**** 2 weeks ago No attention to customers workers show up late takes forever to get service O Like < Share Response from the owner 2 weeks ago Douglas, When you walk in for an oil change, please us a call first. So we can schedule the right time for you . Second, your oil drain plug was stripped we had to order it from the store. You only paid $10 and walked away without paying $5 more for the drain plug. That is not nice. ...

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Text - Everything was straight from the fridge, freezing cold including egg drop soup. Waitress was so patient but the manager (a lady came from the kitchen) is rude and did not accept to cancel our order. Worst experience ever at a Thai restaurant, please dont try this. Response from the owner 2 years ago This unwarranted negative review can not go unanswered. First, there was NO EGG DROP or any other soup on their ticket. Next, with one exception, all of their food was properly cooked and prom

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Text - I survived a shot between the eyes from a 50 BMG at 1,000 yards. Why don't people believe me? Z Answer a Follow - 21 8 Request D 13 O Updated October 9, 2019 Originally Answered: I sunvived a shot between the eyes from a 50 BMG at 1000 yards. Why don't people believe me? A round from a 50 Browning M2 Machine Gun at a 1000 yards has 3230.8 foot pounds of force. It takes about 33 foot pounds to fracture a skull. 100x that will shatter a skull. The round may enter with a 5 inch diameter hole

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Blue - • 120 points 9 hours ago Bought some rims from a friend and they installed them. Driving home I took a corner and the wheel went flying off and smashed into a window. Luckily it was a bank teller window and bullet proof as well as tire proof and bounced off. I got the tire and with the adrenaline was able to lift the front of my car and slap that shit and make it home. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments O. 88 points 9 hours ago (13 chil

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Text - Hi, I'm interested in buying this! Send a quick response Tap a response to send it to the buyer. Yes, it's available. No, it's not available. 6:13 AM Ok. Its still available.

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Text - What's the best price and what is the pu 2. I have it listed at a fair price of $150 with a gig bag. Not sure what you mean by pu I live in 7:05 AM What's the pickup address.. what's your bank details

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Text - would prefer cash. It's USPS that will pick it up for me I am Linda and I work with FBI. I got other things they will pickup for me also after picking yours Are they going to package it up as well?

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Text - They will do all necessary things thanks What's your name please Its actually Don Trumps with an s. I get a lot of flack for it but my parents were huge fans of the president when he was just a real estate tycoon. I think I'm gonna keep the guitar. I also think you are not really real.

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Text - Local Guide · 28 reviews ***** a day ago Customer service was bad, disrespectful and rude. (Owner) 10 hours ago here are the steps to become a moldy brained fool, such as yourself: 1. you don't wear a mask in the middle of a pandemic when you order at 2. after you are politely refused service, you go online even after we offer you one and snitch i have a solution for both of us. you go walk into the ocean while we continue to serve the customers that aren't whiny, entitled mounds of horse

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Text - ***** amonth ago Critical: Professionalism I have personally witnessed the wife of the owner verbally attack a stranger and use extremely foul language. I would not recommend a business that treats total strangers with such disgust. Couldn't imagine how they treat their customers/clients.

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Text - Response from the owner a month ago Mrs. Bradshaw, No, you did not "personally witness" anything, as you were not present when your mother and I had words last Friday. While it is true that your mother has never formally introduced herself to my husband or I, she is absolutely not a "total stranger". Billy and I sponsored her in the Kidney Foundation's Dare to Dance competition last year and recently closed on a piece of property which we purchased from her. So, as you are surely aware, o

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Text - I will admit to - and sincerely apologize for - losing my temper during a heated conversation with your mother. However, I will not allow your characterization of my actions as a "verbal attack" to go unchecked. As tensions rose, so did our voices, but I did not attack her - verbally or otherwise. Though I am not sure why, it has become clear to me, over the past several months, that you and your family have taken personal issue with me and my family. Perhaps we've done something to offen

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Text - Publicly addressing a personal grievance, however, is unseemly and - in my opinion - incredibly unprofessional. As such, I respectfully ask that you initiate all future correspondence privately (via email or phone). Feel free to call my cell. Your mother should be able to give you the number.

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Text - 1 day ago "day 58 of asking to get a heart" I Give Up 凸5 目3 Add a public reply... 10 hours ago It's your first comment in this channel O

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Text - Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles 36 minutes ago A server hour can cost less than 1 centl all included. Netflix can probably serve multiple customers at 1 cent per hour. Even if all that cost is energy bills (it's not, there's real estate, capital costs, and markup included), that's ~.1kWh. 4 miles at .411kg per milel] is 1.6kg of co2. .1kWh of electricity at

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Text - 3d Replying to The Bible teaches the same - give the man a fish he'll starve; teach him to fish he'll survive for ever.. perhaps you missed that lesson in Sunday school... just saying O 14 6 I LE:3d Maybe it was you who missed that day because that parable is nowhere in the Bible. 38

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Text - Raid: Shadow Legends @RaidRPG Replying to @ThatFauxJourno and @DollarShaveClub HI there, we do not sponsor, we cooperate only with those Youtubers who play our game and want to be our influencers. We do not pay money for it. -Alina 8:25 a.m. · 26 Feb. 20 · Hootsuite Inc. 22 Retweets 54 Likes Pescatore News Network #P.. · 2d Replying to @RaidRPG @ThatFauxJourno and @DollarShaveClub So if I show your email where you offer money to advertise your game, you are saying that is fake? 2 306

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Impressively Dumb and Creative Spelling Fails

Everyone makes spelling mistakes, but sometimes that mistake is so blatant or so far off the mark that a spelling fail can leave us emotionally robbed. It's a race to see who can ignore what words mean and just say whatever seems to make sense at the time. It's hard to look away from such creative misspellings and embarrassing spelling fails.

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Brown - FOR SALE OR SWAP IN ... 1 hr Coughing £300 6.2 feet coughing for sale due to wrong diagnosis any enquiries please give me a call

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Technology - If you don't feel old yet... here's your childhood behind glass in a museum. 9 1.7K 143 Comments • 671 Shares 75 Like Comment Share Top Fan Looks like a pond shop display case to me.

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Blue - No Service ? 7:08 PM @ 1 On 17%D dad > Today 1:09 PM Gilly has found a chick muck A what? Like Alvin, 5,

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Food - ... Delightful Mexican cousin !

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Nature - Gonna kill me an armored dildo tonight, he been digging up my yard.

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Blue - 13:56 Hi hira g How are youg I am your fan I am conducting a survey Do you like insect What?? You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. Oh innocent girl You don't know what insect is Itzz meaning family sex Aa II :)

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Text - She looks younger than most middle aged cork asians wtf 19h My grandmother was born 100 years ago today, on December 17th 1920 Show this thread

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Hat - 7:17 Government O ... I for one will not be the genie pig 15h Like Reply 10 lol 14h Like Reply 24 O Top Fan

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Text - 9:07 Following For You 717 comments View replies (15) v Bro it's just the gazebo effect. It doesn't 4. actually work 8h Creator That's a bummer it didn't work for you. 8h 13 I believe the term you are looking for is "placebo" lol 6h

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Circle - I love Incest

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Blue - 10:311 Hey. I'm getting Subway you want some? Yeah Okay. What do you want? Turkey on Italian urban cheese ...on what? The urban cheese bread ...ummm you fucking mean HERB AND CHEESE?! 9-Grain Wheat Customize this item Italian Italian Herbs & Cheese Artisan Flatbread iMessage éPay O.

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Text - ... Tworked in bookstores forever. Here are some 100% true stories from holiday season. Guy comes in, says his daughter needs a book called The Shrunken White Elephants of Style. We can't find anything by that title. He doesn't know the author. O 68 t3 136 O 620 ... He's SURE he got the title right, and says we're idiots because apparently all book people know it. It's for writers. Then it dawned on me - andI was right. This is what he wanted. NEW EDITION WILLIAM STRUNK WHITE JR. AND Е.B.

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Lighting - $300 • Vintage iron Outdoor candle opera MESSAGE

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Easel - Does anyone want this Melissa and Doug art easel? All disclosure, my kids have put it through its paces. I didn't bother cleaning it up beforel post this picture. It has a side for dryer race marker, a side for chalk, and you can obviously use paper with it. If no one claims it, l'll throw it out in the trash today

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Technology - Online Yardsale 3h ·O 4th class power engineering books in excrement condition. Some Highlighting in only 3 or 4 books. E Puan G BOILER SAFETY

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Text - What is one lesson you learned through 2020? Don't ever take anything for granite.

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Boss Expects Work Without Pay, Gets What He Pays For

This boss wanted a manager that he didn't have to pay extra. Instead of going along with the BS, this employee decided enough was enough and let the boss get exactly the amount of work he was paying for. Incompetent managers have a way of biting themselves in the ass, like this incompetent manager who forbid overtime. Here are more people's "screw this, I'm out" stories.

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Text - Posted by u/Sherlock_DaVinci 8 hours ago 9 O 6 e6 3 9 E8 a Not qualified for the promotion, then I'll just do my job oc M Edit: Which TLDR at the end A few years ago I worked for a furniture stored in the back store. My job consisted of unloading and loading trucks, assembling furniture and placing it on the main floor of the store. After around 6 months there, my supervisor announced he resigned meaning his post was up for grabs. I had all the technical requirements so I applied, but the

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Text - After maybe 1 year my then supervisor just stopped coming into work for no reason he just decided he had enough and he just left, no 2 week notice or anything. So while the director tried to get to him I took over the role of supervisor. (I was the one with the most experience) Which means that combined with my regular work, I was now the one telling people what to do, when, doing the schedule, and all the paperwork for the shipment. 3 weeks later my colleague was officially "fired" by my

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Text - After some thinking I just decided, that if I was not Smart enough to do the Job, then I shouldn't do it, so I went back doing my regular job and I also started looking for something else. 4-5 days after I stopped filling in my director come see me in the back store Asking why the f*** the job isn't being done. After all without me to organize it, nothing was getting out of the store to be delivered to the client. I just reminded him of our previous meeting and he told me " yeah I remembe

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Text - I packed everything and left knowing that the back store which needed 5 people to operate was now down to 3 with the most experienced worker having a total of 4 months, it only took my boss 1 day to call me back and telling me, maybe he went overboard and that perhaps we could arrange something for the promotion, too which I replied that I would not be coming back since I had a few interviews lined up. I hung up while he was still cussing at me. After a few months at my new job I heard so

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Intense Warning Signs That Should Likely Be Followed

There's no beating around the bush when it comes to spectacular hazards and ominous signs. It's pretty hard to ignore a sign that says "watch your step: open mine shafts" or "radioactive zone" or "step past this line and your mistakes are your own." The creepiest and most sinister signs often mean the most business. It just goes to show that paying attention is usually a good idea.

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Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards

When we feel like we're dumb, nothing hits the spot like seeing other people make dumber, worse mistakes than we do. It doesn't make us feel smarter, but it does make us feel less stupid. Luckily there are facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest to help provide the world with some of that needed self-esteem.

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Text - Tom Warren @tomwarren some people are genuinely angry that Microsoft and Sony will remove your access to Cyberpunk when you request a refund. They want to keep the game and also get refunded Zack 1h .@XboxSupport i just got refunded for Cyberpunk but now you guys are removing it from my console???? I wanna play the game still! You scammed the world by allowing a game to be released and sold on ur console that does not work and will not work for months Microsoft Support Thanks for contacti

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Text - Tim Hogan O @timjhogan 3h Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with "M" and he replied: "Malphabet" He was escorted out of the room. O 28 t798 974 WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT.

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Finger - I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !

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Influencer Expects Artist To Sacrifice Integrity For Exposure

When oh when will these influencers ever get it through their thick skulls that exposure is not equivalent to payment. We have a wealth of artists in this wild world that are proactively trying to make it. They don't have the time or energy to put up with belligerent choosing beggars like we see here. Influencers are really out there operating on a different frequency. And not the good one. 

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Text - I think you fail to realise how dispensible you are to me, l'll find another artist if you don't want to work with me, final chance. No, sorry, I can't sacrifice my integrity for exposure.

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Bride Wants Narcissistic Twin Sister Out Of Wedding

Many folks out there have a family member who just seems continually committed, if not addicted to being the center of attention. Some folks are just born into this world wanting all the attention all the time. If it's a family member, you'll often do your best to adapt to that big personality, but sometimes special, life-defining occasions arrive and you don't want to risk that narcissistic family member making your special day all about them. That would seem to be the case here with these twin sisters. It sounds like the twin sister in this scenario doesn't have a great track record of being selfless at all. For some more juicy wedding drama check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020

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Text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/twindrama543 · 10h 2 WIBTA to not have sister as maid of honor after trying to outshine my engagement Sorry for bad formatting from cell phone and throw away account So my twin and I have always had this low key competition going on. She always had to be the center of attention. While growing up I just gave up and let it happen, it was easier than fighting. I never got to have my accomplishments recognized because she would always have something that everyone need

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Text - Every family get together is all about her. From how much money she makes at her new job, or how horrible her bosses treat her so she quits, to how her life is so difficult and we wouldn't understand(8 hr job with 30 min commute), or how easy my life is because I just go to school and work part time. She is very narcissistic. And never thinks about how her actions or words effect people. She started dating a guy last year and he proposed to her after only dating for 4 months. (I'm not hat

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Text - Last week my bf of 7 yrs proposed. I was super excited. I called my family members crying with the news. Not even 48 hrs afterwards, my sister started sharing pictures of her and her husband in a photo shoot saying "since she is never going to get the wedding she always dreamed of she decided to get these done as a gift for the family". They were hastily done photos done by their friend and not a professional. Here's where I may be the AH. I told my mother that I don't want my sister to b

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Text - rileygreyy • 10h · Supreme Court Just-ass [148] NTA. Better to not give her any more chances to make your success and life all about her. Reply 1 1.7k •..

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Text - EngineeringOwn2299 · 10h · Partassipant [3] NTA. You don't owe her just because she asked you. You know your sister, you know what she is like and you know she's going to make your wedding about her. She couldn't even let you have your proposal. Q Reply 1 259 3 ...

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Text - MightyMary007 · 10h · Commander in Cheeks [269] NTA. Your wedding your rules. The maid of honor's job is to have your back 100% and to step up and help with planning, etc. No way does your sister qualify. Reply 121 ...

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Text - unrelatable12• 10h NTA It's your wedding. You get to pick who's in it. No one has time for a narcissist drama queen on their big day. Btw, congratulations! Q Reply 1 76 3 ...

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Text - russianbabe7092929 • 10h · Partassipant [2] NTA. it's your wedding and you aren't obliged to make your sister the MOH Reply 37 ...

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Text - schux99 · 10h NTA. This I say because I have two sisters and neither is going to be MOH or even a bridesmaid at that. Weddings are about the Bride and Groom. You should do what makes you happy, not what others want you to do. Reply 23 ...

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Text - songintherain • 9h · Asshole Aficionado [19] NTA. Sisters don't have the right to be maids of honors. You can have whoever you want as your MOH. You do you Reply 11 3 ...

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Text - FiniteCommunist · 3h NTA - I actually see this situation going two ways. Either your sister is MOH and sucks, takes away all the attention, finds multiple ways to steal the spotlight and just altogether ruins your day. If your sister is the 'secret' MOH and your friend is the 'real' one, there will inevitably be a fight where sister realizes she isn't maid of honor, or she will again steal the spotlight and be insufferable. If you ask your friend to be MOH, you will probably deal with som

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Text - msbeesy • 10h • Asshole Aficionado [18] NTA - you should have people with you that you want by your side. But unfortunately i doubt it will be enough to stop her OP! Good luck! Reply 1 10 ...

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Text - ConsciousCard · 10h · Asshole Aficionado [14] NTA - I think a smart rule is to have people in your wedding party who will be supportive and helpful to you. Not anyone who will cause additional stress and drama. If your sister isn't that person than she just isn't that person. Reply ...

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Text - cultoftwinkies • 9h NTA your sister would be nothing but trouble. How about phrasing it something along the lines of how it would be cruel to your sister to be MOH since she had to postpone and you don't want to rub her nose in it. Reply 7 ..

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Text - KineticSerenity • 10h NTA. She gets to choose what happens at her wedding just as much as you get to choose what happens at yours. She'll have her time to shine, you have every right to have yours. Reply •..

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Text - desert_red_head · 9h · Partassipant [1] NTA. Not only are you under no obligation whatsoever to have your sister as your maid of honor, but I would also probably reconsider even inviting your sister to your wedding. She couldn't even let you have a few moments to share your engagement news without trying to upstage you-Lord knows what sorts of antics she would get in on the day of the wedding. It's your wedding. Do what will make you happy (and sane)! Q Reply 1 5 ...

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Text - TheBuzzWuzz •7h NTA I don't even need to read the story, you can choose your own maid of honour. O Reply 3 ..

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Text - meeka_me · 7h NTA- you are not obliged to include your family in your wedding party or your life. If your family pushes the issue, you don't even owe them an explanation, but if you want to explain, then you have years of examples. O Reply ...

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Text - hungry_likeafox •6h NTA but..if she's going to be there anyway, would it be better if you had some control over what she wears and what she does during the ceremony? Reply ...

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Text - Confident_Profit_210 · 5h NTA and save yourself the hassle and don't invite her to the wedding period. 100% she's going to attention seeking stunt at your wedding reception E Q Reply ↑ 2 2 3 ...

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Text - commonsense2021 · 1h NTA, don't make her your MOH, but...it takes more than one person to compete, and you have the power to stop this silly pettiness. (I have an irish twin, so i sort of get it, my sis is competitive, if she raises the flag I congratulate her and don't engage but my family doesn't indulge any foolery so i lucked out there.) If your family has been blind to it for this long they're not going to change - your mom is never going to stop wanting/willing you guys to be bestie

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Text - PrettyFlyForAJedi7 • 3h NTA - If you want to compromise in a small way, give your sister a reading to do at the ceremony. One that could easily be skipped over if she goes nutty but play it up to make is seem important & satisfy the narc tendencies. Reply 1 Vote 3 ...

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Text - JeanBlancmange · 3h NTA. Your twin does not have a birthright to be your MOH. Please pick your friend, i.e. the person YOU want by your side on your wedding day (other than your groom of course lol) Reply 1 Vote ...

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Text - PearlClutchingNinny · 2h NTA but realize no matter what you do your sister is going to show her ass and try to steal the spotlight on your day. It happened to me with my problematic family member. If I had just added her to the wedding party it would not have happened because she would have had to be dressed like the other bridesmaid. She showed up at the wedding in a red satin dress cut to her navel. We've been married 35 years now and my family still talks about the wedding that X showe

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Text - Muncie4 · 2h NTA. Know who gets to pick your bridal party? You. If you want Elvis, Hitler and JFK to stand up for you, that's your right. There is no requirement that family be in the bridal party. There is a tradition that you have younger person, a single person and a married person but people often break those traditions with ease. Invite who you like for your party and if anyone doesn't like it, that's on them. Reply 1 Vote 3 •..

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Text - CrabMom15 · 1h NTA. When my fiancé and I announced our engagement to his family in the group chat, his cousin immediately posted a "baby bump update". It was her 3rd child and she was like 25 weeks along. This group chat hadn't been used in weeks. Some people just can't let you have the spotlight for 5 minutes. Your sister will be one of those people at your wedding. Don't let her take it from you and your fiancé! It's your day! Q Reply 1 vote 3 ...

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Text - LyriumLychee · 1h NTA - Being the maid of honor is an HONOR, it means you are there to help the wedding go smoothly and helping the bride with whatever they need. She has clearly shown you she can't set her ego aside...I would say it was never an option. Reply Vote ...

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Text - lavaheadaddy · 1h NTA for sure but are you really going to let your mom plan one of the most important days for you and probably make it a miserable memory in the future?? Reply Vote ...

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Text - DutyValuable · 1h NTA. Have your friend as the MOH. If your mother never said anything about it, would you feel guilty? You need someone who has your back who will not cause drama, and I think we both know your sister is going to try to sabotage something. You might want to consider having someone on sister duty to make sure she doesn't show up at your wedding in a wedding dress or announce right before your vows that she's pregnant. Reply Vote ...

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Tech Calls Customer About Internet Being Down, There's A Literal Fire

In all fairness, the tech support was just trying to be proactive in letting their customer know that the internet was down and being monitored. There was absolutely no way for them to know that said internet happened to be down because of a raging fire. Gotta love that automated response there at the end too. Check out another glory story from the tech support world with this man who insisted that he knew more about IT than IT, and then learned differently

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Text - r/talesfromtechsupport + Join u/Universal_Binary · 3y 1 "Your Internet link is down." "That might be because it's on fire." Short This is my all-time favorite interaction with tech support. Late one December evening a number of years ago, I got an unexpected call from my boss. He said there was a fire at the office, and I might want to come in and see what was going on. So I did. By the time I got there, the fire was on its way out, and I and a couple dozen others were standing around in

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Text - We had Internet service through an awesome local ISP at the time. The kind of small company that really cared about service. While I was shivering next to a fire truck, my cell phone rang. It was one of their techs, whom I had shared on office with at a different company years ago and knew well. | Me: Hello? Tech: Hi, this is $TECH from $ISP. Just wanted to let you know that our monitoring noticed your Internet link is down, and we're working on it. Me: That might be because it's on fire.

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Text - Me: Yeah, there was a fire in the building. I'm standing next to a fire truck right now. They aren't letting us in yet. Then, without missing a beat, $TECH said something he never said at that ISP (remember, premium service): Tech: Ah, well OK then. I'll assume the problem is on your end. click Despite the cold and the uncertainty (how badly damaged was the office, etc), I couldn't help laughing at the absurdity of it all.

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Text - Because $ISP was awesome, less than 5 minutes later he called back to say, "I just checked, and we have two portable generators that aren't in use right now. If you need them, just say the word, and I can have them there in 2 hours, any time, day or night. No charge." Our contract with them had nothing in it about generators. 9.0k 372 ↑, Share

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Ultima Online Gamer Nukes Fellow Players Out Of Orbit

If you spend enough time endlessly wandering the massive realm of an online roleplaying world you're apt to encounter some fellow players that are just petty, evil masterminds. Anyone ever get baited to wander into the wilderness in Runescape, then get surprise ko'ed, and lose all of your stuff that you spent hours acquiring. Well, with that being said we can't say we've ever seen a player pull off such an unforgettable, hilarious, absolutely vicious nuclear revenge. The attention to detail when it comes to this revenge is what elevates it to being nothing short of art. 

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Text - officialgarrusvakarian greyyourwarden shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCS im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character

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Text - teamoplayero someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

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Text - yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage, druid, and rangor that played the game. After thoy went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their in

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Text - Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant, and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink. I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools rais

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Text - Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were, collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head... which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I. Revenge against what, you ask?

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Text - So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights,

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Text - So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably (re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insutfferable prick he must have been for wearing it.

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Text - I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gl

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Text - I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah.

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