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Tesla Coils Play "Seven Nation Army"

Toddlers Arguing In Italian

Cheapskate Gets Calculator Out On First Date

Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way

Triumphant Times Liars Got Called Out

Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior

Dude Sits Next To Fire Escape, Waking Spidery Nightmare Ensues

A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

Cringey Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

The Dumbest Financial Advice People Have Gotten

Groom's Sister Tells Fiancée To Cover Up Scars, Gets Uninvited From Wedding

Tumblr Thread: Hollywood's Toxic Beauty Standards

Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

Harry Mack Pulls Off Insane Freestyle, Feels Ensue

Tumblr Thread: The Origin Story Of NORAD's Santa Tracker

The Weirdest Things About America

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Tesla Coils Play "Seven Nation Army"

Even if you had a neighbor playing this it'd pretty much be impossible to be mad. Way too cool.

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Toddlers Arguing In Italian

You just already knew that this video was about to be some fresh, pure comedy gold based off the title of the video alone. There's just something inescapably adorable about a couple toddlers arguing in Italian.

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Tagged: italian , Italy , language , Video , culture

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Cheapskate Gets Calculator Out On First Date

Louis claims that his whole valid reasoning behind not wanting to tip stellar customer service is rooted in a natural human instinct to want to save as much money as possible. Um, get out of here with that noise, dude.

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe , relationships , ridiculous , cheap , Video , dating , choosing beggar

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Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way

Sure, the world might have its own expectations about what is proper conduct, but the mad lads of the world don't see it that way. Mad lads pave their own way through shenanigans, trickery and bold brashness of all kinds. They may have different ideas of what counts as out-of-bounds, but they're all maniacal mad lads who don't give a dang.

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Text - BF18 @theoldtraffordd Make her use white, open another chess app as white, play her moves and reply with whatever the computer plays... this shit is too easy Aaron @Ayotund3 · 10h lied to her that I can play chess now she wants to play me online, how do I learn chess in 30 minutes?

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Colorfulness - My friend and I pushing stock around Walmart in yellow vests. We don't work at Walmart. Story 8.8k + I 257 Share whitecloud197 . 14h Are you the ones that posted that you have a lifetime ban and have an eye appointment at that Walmart next week and your mom doesn't know? - Reply 1 992 + O Greenkeel . 14h That's me 1 719

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Text - tilthat TIL that the first ever speeding ticket was issued to Walter Arnold on the 28th of January 1896 in Kent, England. He was blitzing through the town at 8mph (4 times the legal limit), was chased for 5 miles by a police officer on a bicycle, and was fined 1 shilling when he was finally caught. via reddit.com halflifescientist glad they caught that sick fek

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Text - @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in I said, "come in" one time and the person went "WHAT?!" vodkaholee

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Sleeve - Cheat on me, you can't even have cold water. A legend. YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.

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Head - albert @albert12798 · 2d i drew the weeknd N O 2,638 17 20.5K 239K く theweeknd e 262 26.5 M Followers Following Posts The Weeknd

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Text - When you shoot your shot, use both barrels New York Post O@nypost - 48m New York Post O @nypost - 48m YORK EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian and Kanye NEW NEW OR EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian and Kanye POST POST West are getting a divorce: 'She's done' trib.al/dYk2Y3S West are getting a divorce: "She's done' trib.al/dYk2Y3S Q1,355 t17601 O 6,613 Q1,353 t17,552 O6,574 Replying to @nypost here if u need me @kanyewest here if u need me @KimKardashian 6:33 PM - 1/5/21 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - rev. dylan @DylanRoss my 11 year ban from yahoo chess expires today Rnnme Dlavare Nnline Fallure to Connect EDIT A You have failed to connect for the following reason: You have been barred from logging into this room until Thu Dec 31 23:59:59 PST 2020. oms rom this lis OK Giraffe Field

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Face - Top stories India.com 0: 1 day ago Pope's Instagram Handle 'Likes' Another Bikini Model's Sultry Photo, She Jokingly Says 'I Am Going to Heaven' Business Today 0 18 hours ago Pope Francis does it again; likes another bikini model's photo on Instagram PageSix INDEPENDENT Instagram model Natalia Garibotto: Pope Francis 'like' was good for business Pope Francis's Insta handle again likes' bikini model's photc 9 hours ago 17 hours ago

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Collar - Reels If your name starts with J and ends with sre pro oshua, you failed your math test today. mrpapetti • Follow figured this would be the quickest way to reach him. M inal Audio mrpapetti • Ori d TikTo 609kanpe

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Text - y at 8:41 PM When I was in 1st grade (emphasis on 1st grade), I got sent to detention for doing a finger gun. A fucking Finger gun. I was in detention for like, a week, and I was pissed af. I only found out about a year or so ago that I actually was damn near expelled for it, and that my dad got pissed and went up to the school, talked with the principal, and did a finger gun on his way out. Epic dad moment. I'm still pissed about it to this day. Lmao.

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Soil - 4:25 R 0'7 69% O Armin Küpper- armins-art.de Röhrensound Replies Physics teacher here. This is an interesting experiment as we can find the length of the pipeline he's playing into (or least one section, which most likely has a closed end somewhere) Using a bpm counter, I found that the song he plays has a tempo of 104bpm. Counting the measures, we find that it takes 2bpm before the sound he plays is returned to him. Some quick math finds that the actual time therefore is 60(seconds in a

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Text - ull Bouygues 4G 13:04 O 94 % r/AskReddit ... Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people's homes for a living, what's the most bizarre thing you've seen or found? 22.3k 3.8k Share Y BEST COMMENTS nolatime · 6h Realtor here. I was showing a house that was supposed to be empty. I knocked and rang the bell to make sure. Once inside I walked into a bedroom and found the current tenant butt ass naked absolutely slamming on an electronic drum kit in what was a mostly sound proof r

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Clothing - Torey Van Oot O @toreyvanoot CAPTION OF THE YEAR: ANTHONY SOUFFLE, STAR TRIBUNE A University of Minnesota student crossed University Avenue in shorts today. He wouldn't give his name because he said his mom would be mad at him. >

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Text - IFLScience IFLS @IFLScience In 1972, two grad students at MIT invented Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy, a technique for transferring spin orientation from one atomic nucleus to another. Yes, they chose this name specifically for the acronym.

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Text - JAEL @elle91· 2d Dude at my gate at the airport sat down with a 12 inch sub as soon as the first group started boarding and said, "I'm group D, I got this" before digging in and honestly he's the hero we deserve. 3 2710 O 168 YAEL @elle91 We're only on group C AND HE'S DONE >

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Nose - Jalynne @jalynnestratton Never forget when I lived in Florida, I was talking to this guy and found out he had a gf. I found her insta, messaged her, we met up, took a selfie and posted it to fuck w him. He screenshotted the selfie and posted it on his insta and said "both my girls lookin good for real" Both My girls lookin good Loreal Should we bow? Yeah, he's a king. imgflip.com

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Text - brolan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I've ever heard of I wanna be his friend

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Amber - greg @norfsidegreg I finished all the ink in a pen without losing it or having it stolen

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Text - Brad You think that's cringe? Italian moms wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Giuseppe 10m Like Reply Giuseppe Fuck you 4m Like Reply

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Text - Michael Wilson • 11 minutes ago My mum said I can only stay up till 10 but Im up at 12 watching this 目

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Colorfulness - ** 8% O 21:09 Antworten RX• vor 16 Minuten Reported for sexual content so that a YouTube guy would come and has to watch the entire 10 hours. 14 回1 Öffentlich antworten... KM TV • vor 3 Minuten legend X_FurryFoxi_ X• vor 1 Sekunde Madlad ... ... ..

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Text - Colorado Rockies @Roc... · 12h R We typically have positive and encouraging words when tweeting the final score after losses. Or some kind of clever approach. Not tonight. We lost 23-5. It sucked. Good night. 975 27 7.6K 70.3K

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Organism - 120 minutes at 300°, and this hotdog has become completely mummified, and smells like fire 13:41 · 1/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 249 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 4,057 Likes

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Lip - nike Keita o @nikevsworld @PlayBoikeita when someone say ur joke louder WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR than u and get all the credit JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT nike @nikevsworld 20h when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit 0.02 19.4M views From 15:19 25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 13.1K Likes 18:50 - 25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 203K Likes

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Triumphant Times Liars Got Called Out

Nothing quite gets us going like the blatant liars of the online world that insist on trying to pawn off their bundles of lies on people that they just don't think will call them out on their dishonest antics. So, when we see liars actually getting called out for all the BS, it just makes our hearts grow warm.

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Text - purplemonkey55· ly When I worked at a fast food joint, I had someone call in during the opening shift while we were still prepping everything for the day. He tells me he was just there and that the service was terrible and his order was wrong. I asked him when exactly he came in, he said about half an hour ago. I said, "Oh that's weird, because we don't even open for another 45 minutes." He just hung up without a word. 5.2k ...

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Text - Caedo14 · 1y I was waiting at a red light behind a red bmw. I saw that it's bumper was kinda fucked up. The light turns green and he starts going and i slowly accelerate like any normal human. Then he slams on his brakes and i do the same. Dont hit him at all. He reverses into my car then turns on his hazards and pulls into the shopping complex near us. We exchange information. I am absolute calm. Later at small claims court after rejecting his claim with my insurance: Him: yes your honor

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Text - generator827 • 1y 1 Award My supervisor was talking about my private h.r. meetings to my coworkers at my same level, which they told me right away. Went like this; Me: hey [boss], please don't discuss my hr meetings with my coworkers. I don't care if you tell other managers or my lead, but not my peers. Boss: I didn't talk about that! Me: [coworker] said he heard it from you. So did [other coworker]. Boss: oh. He shouldn't have heard that Me: I agree! He wouldn't take responsibility at al

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Text - BizarreBreak89 · ly Some guys came into the bookstore I was working at during Black Friday and tried to tell me a guy coworker gave them the okay for a steep discount. I flat out told them they were lying because I was the only guy working there....and the only one working there since we opened....two years prior. Every other worker up to the manager was female. And the district manager was a guy but if he gave discounts, it was an email with an attachment with his signature and he would

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Text - Spooty03 · 1y We were on a conference call. A supervisor took credit for all the work in a cross-departmental project. He wasn't even a part of the project; his subordinate, Craig, was. I called him on it in front of about 40 people. I said that even Craig didn't do any work. The real star of the show was Leslie, the intern assigned to help us, since she did 75% of the work. The supervisor got fired several months later for some other issues. A lot of people on the call reached out to me,

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Text - Waronmymind · 1y Went on a trip with some close friends. One of the girls (girl A) couldn't find an expensive pair of sunglasses and was really upset as she knew she hadn't lost them outside. She had a feeling one of the girls ( girl B) has taken it who had already denied seeing them. Started packing up the car when Girl A suddenly demands Girl B to open up her luggage to look for the sunglasses. Girl B gets irritate that anyone would think she took them (we all had a feeling she did) and

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Text - RonSwansonsOldMan • 1y My ex-wife told my kids I didn't pay child support regularly. I was able to lay out each and every receipt for 3 years showing each payment made on time or early. But I wouldn't say triumphant. There are no winners in divorce. 4.1k ...

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Text - Zakkx3 • 1y We had a lady call our store and tell us that our manager had put an Xbox on hold for 40% off and was confirming it was there for pickup. I asked for the name of the manager "I don't remember the name, but it was a guy." So I responded "Yeah, we don't have a male manager at the store, all the managers are female. Also that manager would more likely than not be fired, they can't mark stuff more than 10-% off without it being marked down in the system already." I couldn't like t

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Text - genericname400 • ly I created a binder for a hotel my company owns with forms and templates. I highlighted and wrote explanations on everything. About a month later I go to the property to assist with some things and the GM brings out the binder and says "yeah I just put this together as a tool for us here". I immediately tell him "no you didn't I made that and gave it to you". His face went white as he tried to recover saying "well I added a few things".. He didn't. .... .. Loved the fac

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Text - ohmygodbecky117 · 1y I was at a music festival that requires you to wear a white bangle (green for musicians). This random guy was trying to hook up with a girl friend of mine. He was telling her that he's a musician and that he's playing a gig the next day and that she should come watch. He was using the musician thing to basically get into her pants. I was there with her, listening to the guy and at the end of his long session of bragging and attempted flirting I just asked him why he w

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Text - kcmisery • 1y Only witness not involved, an auto shop angry customer ahead of me was shouting "we been here more than two hours" the shop manager gets out a piece of paper "we printed the work order you signed less than 30 minutes ago" 3.0k

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Text - captmorgan230 • ly My freshman year of highschool there was a girl who claimed to have her drivers license already even though we were all too young. It was pretty funny to see her face when she showed up in the same drivers ed class that you needed to complete before getting your license that I was in. The next DAY at lunch she tried to lie about it again, so I told her to show everyone her license to prove it. She tried to make up some bullshit so I told everybody she was lying and I ha

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Text - common-teenager • 1y A dude was trying to blame two other guys(who are like the kindest souls out there) of forcing themselves on a girl. So i just asked him "how did you know the details if you weren't there?" He stared at me for a minute before saying "she(the girl) told me" he didn't see her standing in the crowd but i did, so i just asked her "hey is this true" she said no and he was the one who tried to force himself on her, dude1 and dude2 were there to save her. 3.5k ...

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Text - lydiebug225 · 1y I had a customer once call and say she had bought these ice cream sandwiches the week before and they were all freezer burned. She was super aggressive and was yelling, so I very politely confirmed the exact product she bought- she yelled, "Yes that one! That's what I've been telling you!" And I said, "Ma'am we discontinued those six months ago." She stuttered a bit and hung up. I was nineteen, it was my first job, and it was SO SATISFYING. 296 •..

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Text - danyelviana • 1y Once I called out a councilwoman lying on the radio, she lied about something I had worked on (public servant here) saying it was her idea, I called the radio station giving a fake name and called her out. hahahah 4.1k ... +

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Text - fjuckthisshit · 1y An acquaintance of mine tried telling another friend of mine we were dating. I told him to stop his shitty lies and stay away from me. Some time later, six months to a year, I bumped into him again and we talked a little bit. He then tried to claim he was dating a colleague of his that I had met. I didn't believe him for a second, so I found her on Facebook and told her. The guy almost lost his job. It was a wierd feeling busting him. On one hand I loved the take down,

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Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior

You just never know when Tumblr's wandering minds are going to band together to dish out some fresh and welcomed knowledge about your favorite little furry friends. In this case, we have some fun factoids floating around about why cats insist on rubbing their heads on humans. It's all good stuff. As if we needed any more reasons to love cats more than we already do. Check out another thread from Tumblr with this thread about Hollywood's toxic beauty standards.

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Text - mklutz E deedo2313 tumblr. Follow kittykat8311 What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it's affection or does he think I'm trying to eat him valkurion-transverse These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here kittykat8311 It's important! spideryspiderygoodness Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

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Text - kittykat8311 Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head. steampunkette Fun bit of info! Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family. If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it's because they're accepting - your- scent, and being part of yo

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Text - rutabegaville This why they boop you. :) mouseymoon Fact: In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn't bother them at all because they know you're not going to eat them. But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn't be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there's a high chance their first reaction will be "plz don't eat me" before realizing you do not mean them any harm. Also; if you acc

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Text - When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as "oh that wasn't on purpose" and the animal quickly forgives you.. It's the animal equivalent of "Don't tell Mom!" kittykat8311 This is also good to know, thank you! laurlaurrdraws Thank fucking god a-magpie-witchling THANK FUCKING GOD. Source kittykat8311 #l am so relieved #animals 133,043 notes

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Dude Sits Next To Fire Escape, Waking Spidery Nightmare Ensues

When it comes to the worst things that could happen to someone who decides to sit on/near a fire escape, this spidery scenario basically ranks right up there with almost falling off a dang fire escape. We can only imagine how much adrenaline was coursing through this poor person's body when they got the surprise of a lifetime.

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Blue - r/tifu u/danedebeau • 1d + Join 2 2 14 15 3 17 8 15 Tifu by sitting too close to the fire to escape hell. M TL/DR down the bottom. Note: Maybe not suitable for arachnophobes. So this happened about 10 years ago in Australia, just outside of Jindabyne, NSW, we were all around 20 years old at the time and were looking forward to letting loose a little.

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Text - A group of about ten of us went on a trip to a holiday house in New South Wales' mountain region. It wasn't cold enough to snow but the nights were pretty crisp, so we pulled up an old outdoor bbq and proceeded to build a fire. As it usually goes, the size of the fire continued to grow, and we were all nestling into our positions around it for optimal warmth. Then a couple of the boys came back from a wood hunt with a big branch that was pretty fresh (about 3-4 meters long and it requires

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Text - At this point someone said "what the fuck?!" And another shouted "ITS BREATHING!" As he pointed at the huge piece of bark which was now literally breathing in and out against the branch. We could hear sizzling and we all jumped up. Then it began. One Huntsman spider (big scary/hairy Mofo's which are basically harmless in a giant Shaq-like way) crawled out of gap between the branch and bark and then just fell into the fire to die. Then another, and another and within 30 seconds it seemed l

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Text - I jumped up on my seat, as did a few others while the rest just ran onto the concrete into the safety of the light. Soon enough the whole ground was alive with spiders running through the grass and into the darkness. I was stuck on my seat just looking around at this waiting for it to end... but they just kept on pouring out of under the bark and either escaping or sizzling in the fire. The log was alive. Looking at the ground was like a horror acid trip, and the only thing protecting me

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Text - After probably only 2 minutes (felt like much longer) the stream of spiders began to fade and the ones that made it were presumably making a break in the darkness for the trees while their comrades cooked. It died down surprisingly quickly because where their 'nest' was was now completely in flames and we all jumped up onto the concrete. After ten minutes the log was burning perfectly, we were getting chilly, and there literally wasn't a spider in sight. We shook off our seats, checked ev

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A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

It's no question that puns are a sometimes food. When the human mind isn't ready for a sackful of puns to spill all over, they just become grating and horrible. But a well timed joke or an expertly dropped dad joke can turn frowns all sorts of directions. Puns are like a pizza or a baby. It's all about the delivery.

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga... @javeighyw is it cause they drank thet

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Blue - 69 Dad> Fr, Jun 9, 420 PM As soon as I hit 198 pounds l'm gonna eat 2 pounds of nacho slim jims so I can be 1% nacho. The i you are. You're still 100% my son and I forbid it. 99% your son What? 1% nacho son

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Branch - Kathleen Hefferon, PhD @KHefferon ... Chemistree

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Brown - me: *smiles* teacher: why are you smiling me: nothing me in my head: lemonade

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Blue - when your friend slavia finally gets her life back togather AUSTRIA HUNGARY SR SLOVENIA SR CROATIA ROMANIA SAP Vojvodina YUGOSLAVIA SR SERBIA SR BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA Adriatic Sea SR MONT. BULGARI SAP Kosovo SR MACEDONIA ECE ALBANIA ITALY

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Ear - What you're looking for is already inside you

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Text - Anonymous said Hey how many swords do u have bisexualdemondean Follow Sword of a lot antisocial-butterflies Follow Blocked bisexualdemondean Follow Parried

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Motor vehicle - PLAN A PLAN B PLAN C PLAN D PLANE

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Yellow - wn ns& ronx BDSM orLogeted to impu crdy Sorry I'm late, got tied up in the subway

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Human - The Spaniards harvested these crystals and sent them by ship back to Europe. It was then that it was first determined how many quartz were in a galleon.

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Syngnathiformes - I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack. All I could find were Finnish Hymns.

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Brown - My New Year's resolution sucks NEW YEARS

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Text - So my dads telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me Laura, which if you say it in a Vietnamese accent it's lau-ra, which means "long time to come out"...IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN

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Organism - [forest] ME: omg there's a wolf WIFE: where? ME: no the regular kind

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Ancient history - COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Bake 2 Pies in the sun for 90 minutes

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Computer accessory - Hello, is Danny Boy there? Could I ask who's calling?

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Standing - 4 6 1 8 CE 5 1. ICEE 2. A windowsill 3. A wet toe of a man 4. Cher 5. A moose 6. Cher 7. A moose 8. Willem 9. Lieutenant Dangle (not pictured: thunderbolts and lightning; may be too frightening for some viewers)

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Organism - Me: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Dad: We arson

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People - When a LinkedIn recruiter asks me if I'm interested in a job in Oklahoma. Nah, man: Am pretty fuckin' far from OK.

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People - You spent our entire life savings on dogs! They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.

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Motor vehicle - The Steaks has never been so high NYANGA M22 Borcherds Quarry Rd

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Cringey Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

Most of us have some sense of decorum online, but there also exists a group of cringey mind-tyrants who try way too hard to seem smart. It's a world of longwinded "takedowns" of okay tv shows, overly wordy self appraisals and paragraphs on not understanding jokes. Just a real fun group of bragging mind lords.

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Text - 2 weeks ago Gordon: "The lobsters dead" Lobster: "Yes chef, sorry chef" 4.5K 目81 Add a public reply.. week ago I'm about to miss the joke, but eh, it's for science so who cares. Lobsters do not possess the vocal capabilities to formulate words, let alone speak. Once you factor in the fact that the lobster was, in fact, deceased, the idea of aforementioned lobster formulating the sentence "Yes chef, sorry chef" is completely, and utterly preposterous. 115

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Text - 2h People who're under the misconception their reading proclivities distinguishes them as morally or intellectually superior. Those who disdain reading as a frivolity and vociferous readers who pontificate about edifying literature are equally an anathema to me. Reply 个 14

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Text - Me: "I'd like to withdraw some money, I forgot my card" Me: "Yes you can. My face is available on facebook. There is very cheap tech out there that will allow a 3d scan to be made of my face with those photos. That can be used to build a 'bust' of my face, and it has been shown that these can fool facial recognition. You don't need to peel of my face to trick a computer into thinking it's my face. And what if someone gets a hold of the sequence of numbers generated by that face scan? Then

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Text - Jan 3, 2021 6:19 PM I guess? If you remember I am quite the special type of person, I'm an advanced thinker, my intelligence is waaaaaaay beyond human comprehension, not to mention my brain works faster than a super computer, I had lots of ideas and ways to get to where I am now but it also cost me a lot

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Chin - S 7 Awards They must hold the world record "The average human can hold their breath for 30-90 seconds" The cameraman who filmed Finding Nemo: uelchaw 34m Downvote, Finding Nemo is an animation film meaning there was no camera crew it was all made on the pc with 3d software Reply 1 -13 T

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Cap - sky news .COMAU First Edition 300 TESTING CENTRES OPEN ACROSS NSW Replies •2 hours ago This year has really proven just how stupid people are... Why get tested for a flu? If you're ill, stay in bed. If you are ok, go to work or school. My parents taught me this when I was 5, or maybe l'm just gifted... O 凸 14 回4

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Text - VIRTUS vii Doesn't look real if you understand physics 11 lol 11-25 Creator 52 bruh I'm just talking about like in terms of animation it looks really good it looks like a starwars cut scene, calm down buddy 11-25

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Text - 4 hrs 24 Men are instinctively programmed to impregnate as many women as they can. and 47 others 144 Comments O Like Comment My post was written in standard academic prose as would would be found in a textbook. I didn't mention social influences. I wrote only about mammalian biology, specifically that of homo sapiens.

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Elbow - I am writing about "The Incredible Hulk." How corny. If this guy were subjected to gamma radiation, he would be quite dead, possibly deformed. But the ab- normality would not come and go with the change of his moods. The show annoys me. Therefore, I think that this repulsive show should be taken off the air. I like science fiction, but this is going too far.

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Text - "My ex girlfriend left me because I did not agree to her request to get sushi for her birthday, all I did is explaining the dangers of anisakis parasites that is found in raw fish, I wanted to invite her to a good restaurant, but she left in anger."

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Blue - ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 1:22 PM 55% Comment if she can't figure out how to light a fire she shouldn't be playing zelda 2h Like Reply 6 ok snob 1h Like Reply 5 that's not snobby, I'm an intellectual....Zeldas game logistics and mechanics are incredibly complex..if someone is struggling with lighting a fire I can only imagine the struggle they will have in a dungeon 1h I ike Renly Write an answer... GIF

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Text - 000 Each large muscle of a bodybuilder represents a language he didn't learn, a poem he didn't read, a fun fact he never memorised. 1:13 AM Jan 4, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Vex Vox O 13h O ... Baby Yoda alone makes the whole show worth it. VOX.COM You don't have to love Star Wars to dig The Mandalorian 429 158 Comments 13 Shares O Like Comment A Share had high hopes, because of reviews just like this one. What all of them fail to mention, is that it is a children's series, thus written as one. It's very one dimensional and made to be extremely easy to grasp. If you are a kid, this you have kids, it's something you can watch with them, that's easy and appropr

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The Dumbest Financial Advice People Have Gotten

It's weird learning that someone you trust is absolutely crap with money. Debt isn't something to play around with, but there are some out there who either don't know or don't care, and see taking out frivolous loans and making dumbass purchases as a way of life. For more money madness, here's a tumblr user's scary debt notice lesson s well as some of the most absurdly expensive thing people witnessed.

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Text - somethingwittyaz 886 points · 12 hours ago Ive lived on my own since I was 17. I bought a car and worked my ass off to pay it off. It needed new tires so I called my mom to ask her how to go about it. I literally didn't know tires had sizes for Pete's sake! She told me to just go trade it in for a new car. And I fucking listened to her. I traded a paid off 5 year old car because it needed new tires. You guys.

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Text - kor_hookmaster 32.9k points · 19 hours ago One of my uncles once told me that I never really had to pay my phone bill. He suggested that I simply jump to another carrier and let the first company cut you off. His life has turned out exactly as you'd imagine.

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Text - Prannke 25.8k points · 16 hours ago 2 5 e 34 "Just get another credit card" - my friend who hasn't worked in 3 years and is currently just vibing with his new credit cards he somehow got approved for

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Text - Jules6146 10.6k points · 13 hours ago · edited 10 minutes ago A friend's family taught them to take out as many store cards and credit cards as they could, and as long as the minimum was paid, they'd be able to live a luxurious lifestyle. They were almost $100k in debt when they finally told me, from dozens of cards and interest, car loan, etc. Then did not want to discuss it further after I offered advice (lawyer, counseling). It's simply how their parents lived, life on credit far beyon

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Text - SalemScout 18.6k points · 15 hours ago 2 3 e 8 2 "Once you cut up the credit card,you don't have to pay it." My cousin is not doing so hot. I'm pretty sure there are warrants out for his arrest in several states.

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Text - Avereguero 16.1k points · 19 hours ago · edited 8 hours ago 23 32 E 2 "These beanie babies are an investment in our future." Edit: Thank you for my first silver!! Thirty_Helens_Agree 6.3k points - 17 hours ago 1997 I'm sitting in the office of my college job. An office mate's husband is visiting. He makes a phone call and starts negotiating over a price like he's selling Manhattan real estate. Turns out he's negotiating the sale of a Beanie Baby with a 12-year-old. After a few minutes his

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Text - LuluTopSionMid 15.8k points · 16 hours ago My father would tell me to max my credit card on a new car and if they asked for payments just say F*** em, what are they going to do? My father is several levels of debt hell deep that he's trying to get out of now, but he's at least trying.

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Text - ChilledGopher 15.3k points · 19 hours ago .2 "Spend it quickly or it'll get stolen." Coming from someone with a history of losing and blowing their money.

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Text - SeveralAioli3 15.2k points · 19 hours ago 22 3 8 2 When I got to university and opened a student current account, I received an interest free overdraft of about £1200. I wasn't entirely sure of what that meant. My brother informed me "So that's like your new zero", and encouraged me to use it to buy a new gaming PC. For the next few years I really really wish I hadn't taken that advice, he's never been too amazing with his money so I should have seen that one coming.

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Text - girlfromspfd 13.3k points · 18 hours ago That an emergency fund wasn't necessary when you can always get a payday loan or use your credit card. He wasn't joking. xandrenia 6.6k points · 15 hours ago My cousin's car broke down and he didn't have enough savings to get it fixed, he took out a $600 payday loan. He's still paying it off. Almost 2 years later. How this shit is still legal baffles the fuck out of me.

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Text - Maui96793 12.9k points · 17 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago (9 1976 San Franciso - Keep renting, no one will ever pay $35,000 for a 2 bedroom house and garage with a sweeping view of the East Bay. (Added later - I went back to vist the old neighborhood a few years ago, those $35,000 stucco homes up many flights of steps perched on the top of Potrero Hill were now all gentrified, remodeled, gated, and asking $1M+ and that was 5 years ago).

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Text - HotSalsaAssFire 11.6k points · 16 hours ago edited 8 hours ago O S E Don't take a raise if it puts you into the next tax bracket. And pay the minimum on your credit card to establish good credit. **as others have pointed out, sometimes getting into another bracket or other threshold may affect other benefits such as food stamps and other government / non governmental assistance. Mileage may vary. I was specifically talking about taxes.

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Text - Accomplished-Today 9.1k points · 19 hours ago · edited 4 hours ago 8 2 3 8 2 This wasn't really their fault because none of us (least of all 20 year old me lol) could have predicted the fallout from the recession. I was in college when it hit, about halfway through a bachelor's degree. We're not rich and I was paying for it with loans on a semester by semester basis. Friday, you could get a loan. Then suddenly by Monday you couldn't. Anywhere. Friends were dropping out left and right unab

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Text - HeadassMcDeadasss 7.0k points · 15 hours ago O 2 3 e8 3 3 3 "Don't go to community college, you'll never get a job. Instead apply at X and X colleges." My grandmother, aunt, uncle, and cousin all told me this, and I really considered their advice because my parents really didn't give a shit what I did. Since I didn't get any scholarships from high school, I decided at least if I went to CC and didn't get a job I wouldn't have student debt and I could just do something else. I went to CC f

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Text - GeeWillickersDre 6.7k points · 20 hours ago "Hold on to those French francs, they will be worth a lot some day." I'm not holding my breath.

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Text - luvbugsweetheart 6.1k points · 16 hours ago My FIL when I mention our retirement plan "I never contribute to my retirement account. Money now is always better than money later" I needed to have a conversation with my husband how we would NOT be supporting his mom and dad and their insane spending when they have no retirement plan and make huge financial mistakes on a weekly basis (good news is they both make good money)

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Text - Havamar 4.9k points - 14 hours ago E 2 "Don't worry about a career, Armageddon will come before you finish high school." My parents, Jehovah Witnesses.

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Text - Memedme2020 4.2k points · 13 hours ago 2 3 2 When my mom said that she will hold my money for me as a kid JohhnyTheKid 1.4k points · 9 hours ago My mom opened a bank account for me when I was 7 promising to put a small amount there every month so once im 18 I'll have a nice fund to start my life with. Turned 18 and found out she used the account to take out a shit ton of loans that I now have to pay back.

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Text - rleash 3.7k points · 13 hours ago S My aunt took me to a car dealership when I was looking to buy my own first car. I was looking at the clunkers I could afford, but she said I should be looking at the new cars. She said, "the total price doesn't matter because you make monthly payments." I suddenly understood too well why she had always been so financially unstable.

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Text - Tbables 3.2k points 16 hours ago "Just get it at Rent A Center" homomomoatx 2.1k points · 13 hours ago I had a coworker that got pretty much everything there. "It's only $20/week, and they'll replace it if it breaks." $20/week for how long? Oh cool, so you're paying more than double for it? Got it.

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Text - UltimaCaitSith 2.9k points · 16 hours ago "Know what's better than winning money on roulette? Doubling down and winning even more!" -Me to me

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Text - necromax13 2.1k points · 15 hours ago Yeah even if they've recently robbed you, you should still lend them the 500$ dollars they need to move to another city, they're your family after all. -Dad. I don't even know how mom married your dumb ass.

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Text - plzeatslugsmalfoy 2.0k points · 17 hours ago Spend whatever is in your bank account the day before payday, you obviously don't NEED it

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Text - ActionDense 1.9k points · 17 hours ago Guy I haven't seen in three years or so wanted to talk me into starting a business with him, because he just got into college for a bachelors degree in business. Yeah sure, let me get my cheque book out in this badly illuminated garage while we're both drunk. Guy also got into MLM and weird self-optimisation preachers

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Text - AffectionatePanic 1.9k points · 16 hours ago Get a bigger mortgage, you can deduct more from your taxes! Yeah dumbass, and I'll be spending double that amount in interest so why should I?

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Text - SirObalobus 1.8k points · 17 hours ago - edited 10 hours ago Someone gave me the great advice to take out a loan to pay off a loan, I didn't listen to this advice. They are now is £80,000 debt I am not.

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Text - fermat1432 1.5k points · 15 hours ago A relative tried to recruit me into Amway. He wound up stuck with a garage full of their products.

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Text - HorseNspaghettiPizza 1.2k points · 13 hours ago I got 90 dollars and my 11 year old son told me I should buy 90 dollars worth of kazoos. No real plan past that

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Text - a_lonely_trash_bag 1.0k points · 19 hours ago Not exactly what the question's asking, but my mom has an aunt who thịnks the bank is just giving you free money when you use the ATM.

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Groom's Sister Tells Fiancée To Cover Up Scars, Gets Uninvited From Wedding

Just because they're family does not mean that they get the free pass. If there's one thing that this particularly insufferable AITA shows us it's that there really is a benefit to keeping your ideas to yourself. If the groom's sister would've done that, all she'd have had to worry about was what kinds of moves she was going to bust out on the dance floor.

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Text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/617097713_ 3d 1 1 11 2 26 e 31 3 40 E 31 1 AITA: For uninviting my sister to my wedding for what she told my fiancèe? Not the A-hole My M27 fiancèe F25 has an obvious permanent burnscar from an accident that caused her mother (her only parent) to pass away from injury. My fiancèe had a long recovery it's been 7 years. The scar is on her collarbone. it goes down her chest but isn't showing. Unless she's wearing scoop/square tops. She often wears hoodies/jackets to

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Text - My family love her. How can they not. She's a member of the family. My mom makes sure she takes part in every family function and things like shopping and decorating other things. However. My sister made comments about my fiancèe's scar several times. I've called her out on her behavior several times to get her to stop because she was hurting me before my with her backhanded and insensitive comments. I told my fiancèe she had everyright to cut my sister out and not deal with her bullshit

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Text - Our wedding is in February. My fiancèe went shopping for the wedding dress. This is where the issue started: My fiancèe showed the wedding dress to my sister. I didn't see it but I was told it was a spaghetti strap dress. My fiancèe likes this stuff. Anyways my sister saw it and went nuts she started criticising her choice and said that she should've gotten a high nick or a jewel wedding dress to cover up the scar. She argued with my fiancèe about it. I went to my family's house and I con

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Text - In exactly an hour. My mom and dad called and berated me saying my sister was crying after I uninvited her and that I had no right to univinte her. She's my sister and was just trying to help out and give an advice and avoid any "unnecessary" drama at the wedding. My mom said my fiancèe can keep the dress but suggested to wear a pridel shawl as a neutral solution. I stopped responding to my mom's calls and texts after that. Family members were upset my sister was uninvited and wanted me t

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Text - Obiterdicta • 3d · Pooperintendant [61] S 1 Award NTA. Your Mom is ridiculous to suggest your fiancée needs to compromise with anyone on her wedding dress. # Q Reply 6.7k ...

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Text - SurgRN4theWin · 3d · Asshole Aficionado [13] 3 Awards What a small person your sister is. Your fiancee's burn scar is a badge of courage. I work in surgery, and l've done many many burn reconstructions... that is no easy road to go down, and your fiancee should be praised for going through all that and coming out the other side with her gracious nature intact. Your sister owes you and your fiancee a HUGE apology. Your mother can offer one as well. This 'eww' factor is childish and reprehe

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Text - 3 3 Awards NTA! I am a burn survivor my scars are on my chest and upper arm, I can't begin to explain the mental toll that these so called helpful comments have on a person. I have had people pull my blouse closed over my scars "because they were showing" or suggest what I should and shouldn't wear because of them. I have had comments about how at least it didn't damage my face and I can hide my scars. It took years to be okay with my scars. What your family is doing is abusive and psycho

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Text - thatbrunettegirl10 · 3d NTA- um, why the FUCK would they think they can tell the bride to wear anything over her dress?! Especially as a "compromise"?! Ummmmmmm who are they to dictate?! This makes me boil that they feel they can tell her to cover up her scar. Jesus. Disgusting. Q Reply 1 1.1k 3 ...

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Text - brandyto • 3d •Colo-rectal Surgeon [45] NTA. Your sister was being malicious and hateful, not "helpful". Your mother further compounded the problem by suggesting your fiancé is "allowed" to keep the dress she selected if she covers it up with a shawl? Your fiancé's bodily autonomy is not a debate or democracy. Your family was not asked for and does not get a vote. Most importantly, nobody should be present at a wedding when they don't actually accept the person being married for who they

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Text - Illustrious-Band-537 · 3d · Partassipant [4] NTA. Wtf. Your fiancée's body or wedding dress is not your family's business! She can wear what tf she wants. Jesus wept. Reply 90

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Text - Traditional_Comfort2 · 3d NTA. The only person who has a say in what your fiance wears is her. She feels confident and she should be. Your sister is making this about her and what she feels uncomfortable with. Your mother was out of line to say she needs to wear a shawl. Honestly, if they don't want to see her scar in all its unapologetic glory... then they don't need to come. Reply 68 3 ...

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Text - jadez7789 · 3d · Colo-rectal Surgeon [40] NTA If your fiancée wants to wear a spaghetti strap wedding dress, then she has every right to. Those who think it's ok to gossip and make derogatory comments (including your sister) about her scar need a good look at themselves. Your sister isn't looking out for your fiancée, looking out for herself because she is embarrassed "on behalf of your fiancée" who doesn't care about it herself. Side note: I think you mean concealer Reply 434 3 ...

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Text - gogo_gadgetbutthole · 3d NTA. If your sister is so upset about the scar that she feels the need to argue with the BRIDE over the wedding dress, then she should absolutely not be welcome. At this rate she'd would definitely make comments about it at the wedding, and doesn't see how inappropriate that is. Your mother's suggestion to "compromise" is rude as fuck too. Thank you for being so supportive of your fiancee. I'm sure it's one of the many reasons she loves you! Congrats btw! Q Reply

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Text - FloatingPencil • 3d NTA. You've told your sister to stop, and she hasn't. She went as far as actually arguing with your fiancée about her choice of wedding dress. And now your parents think that the problem is that your sister 'is crying'. Why on earth do people think that someone shedding tears makes them the victim? Feel bad, does she? Good! She should feel bad, but probably not for the reasons she thinks. She should feel bad because she is an insensitive, superficial person who doesn't

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Text - DameBootySlayer15 · 3d NTA. Sounds like you disinvited the person who would be fixating on and gossiping about something that literally does not matter at all. Maybe let your mom know she's on invite probation. I am sure your bride looks beautiful in her dress and I wish you both a very happy wedding Reply 7 59 ...

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Text - Mil1512 · 3d NTA and l'd also be tempted to uninvite the mum because of her "solution". There doesn't need to be a solution as there is no problem! It's not their wedding! Reply 49 ..

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Tumblr Thread: Hollywood's Toxic Beauty Standards

The movies can fill one's vulnerable mind with all kinds of incorrect and ultimately unhealthy ideas about how your life is supposed to look. This particular Tumblr thread calls out movies for the stereotypes that they perpetuate when it comes to unrealistic standards for men and their physicality. What it all really boils down to is that looks are nothing. Just do it for your health and your health alone.

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Hairstyle - Game Of Thrones's Natalie Dormer: me are as objectified as women on TV The actor has joined the debate about objectification in TV and film, saying bo genders are judged equally on looks Source the-critical-feminist My god I love her. cruxofargon I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT. When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I've you've ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must

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Human - eldritchgentleman You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter's actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted. eric-coldfire Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex. guyveranimefan87 If we

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Chin - Yeah, he is ripped, isn't he? Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of "water weight". Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular. As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, "If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout 'Roll it!" It's t

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Human body - .. But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one's body for longer periods of time. I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then. There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest

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Text - fierceawakening I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this. brunhiddensmusings dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says 'thats not good enough' and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting sce

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Text - wodneswynn Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time.I got strong as fuck, but I didn't lose no weight. I actually got bigger. Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast", man, and nimbie, like a cat. Still chubby Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean.

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Human - systlin You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newbom puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they're panting for air like like they're about to die. I've sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. N

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Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

Unfortunately, many of us have found ourselves firmly in the middle of a job that seems to drain our very souls at an alarmingly efficient rate. Sometimes, it gets down to having to take ridiculous orders from a bullish, and entirely incompetent manager. Maybe one like in the story we find here. What an emotional rollercoaster this one ends up being.

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Blue - Arthur we need you to come in on Sunday Try Jesus.please don't try me.. What? I don't understand, you are lead engineer Try Jesus..please don't try me..Cus I What are you talking about, are you coming in or not Try Jesus..please don't try me.. Cus I fight

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Blue - Hey Art this is Ron, Jeffrey said he ask if you can work Sunday and he said he didn't understand your answer. Try Jesus..please don't try me. Cus I fight Lmao I love that song, stop doing that to them people. I'll tell them no but can you figure out this chemical compound, I emailed it to you. If he check his email, he will see that equation was done on Thursday. But see you Monday

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Blue - Hey Arthur this is Dave, sorry to be bothering you on a Sunday. I don't know why they keep trying to get you to come in on a Sunday or on your day off. I will let them know they need to stop but you'll be a good team player if you did come in. Dave don't make me cuss you out, that last part was uncalled for. To indicate that I'm not a team player, is out of line. What I need you to do on Monday is reread my contract, so you and everyone else can kiss my ass and stop texting me. You tell m

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Blue - You tell me to kiss your butt was uncalled for Mr Parker, we will have a talk about this on Monday. No we won't, read page 46 section D3 on texting someone off company time and on their personal phone. So if I want to say shit, fuck, as..etc there is nothing you can say or do about it. For you to say I'm not a team player was an asshole thing to say, knowing I carry the whole team. I'm just tired of doing everyone one's work. This project was due last week (one week overdue) and you proba

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Blue - shit, fuck, ass..etc there is nothing you can say or do about it. For you to say I'm not a team player was an asshole thing to say, knowing I carry the whole team. I'm just tired of doing everyone one's work. This project was due last week (one week overdue) and you probably have address that. But instead you and everyone else is coming after the only person who is finished. Page 1209 section F10 paragraph 4 of the handbook, you should read that and what it says about projects. So like I'

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Text - Arthur this is Jon please disregard all them and I am sorry. I wi make sure we have a meeting about you actually have the right/ authority to text you, once again I am very sorry. Have a good rest of your day Thank you Jon and you do the same Send message

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Text - Arthur ParQuer Sep 21 · O So the meeting went great, everyone knows not to text me on my day off and if they need me it has to go through the proper channels. Dave: well I didn't appreciate his text..look at what he said Jon: no one cares, you texted his personal phone. Dave: but I'm his is supervisor Jon: but your not, AP only respects you because that type of person he is. So let me reiterate this, don't text Arthur or call Arthur on his day off. Ok anything else, no..have a good work d

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Blue - Good morning Mr Parker, would like to remind you that work starts at 8:30. With that being said you are late, it is now 10:10. Why do you want to be my boss so bad, please don't text me anymore. You do know this is my personal phone correct I will not tolerate this disrespect anymore I see what you trying to do Dave you trying to get me to cuss you out on company time. You think you smart, let me make a phone call real quick and let's see how smart you'll be then. Send message

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Text - Arthur ParQuer Oct 16 • · O So Dave has been warned to never text me without authorization or he will lose his job. This time they had legal in the meeting, they don't want no smoke with me been petty and knowing your contract and rule book is a problem for them.

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Blue - Hey Arthur this is Jeff How are you Black man please don't tell me they trying to get you to get me to come in on a Sunday Wait you not working this Sunday Lol e9 they got you huh, did they tell you it's mandatory. They sure did Do you work for them or are you a subcontractor Send message

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Text - Do you work for them or are you a subcontractor I'm sub In your contract do you have something that says, as long as your work gets done time off and time in doesn't matter. Those are not the exact words but it's something like that Yes I believe so l'll read it again tonight Is that why them white people are scared to ask you anything at that job lol On Friday for a half hour Calls and notifications will vibrate

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Text - TIl read again tonight Is that why them white people are scared to ask you anything at that job lol On Friday for a half hour they was arguing about who was going to ask you about doing the math to recalibrate that O yup, that's why they didn't want you to come around me because they know I'm going to let them take advantage of you. You know we the only to black people that work there I didn't even know that Man let me read this damn contract again Send message

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Finger - Arthür ParQuer Oct 21 O Dave: Arthur you calculations are wrong Me: no they're not Dave: yes they are Me: here l'll put it together Dave: it's going to blow Me: wanta bet... SAN

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Text - Arthur ParQuer Oct 22 · Sọ Dave came to my office and said "Arthur umm NVM", then went to the office next door and ask to use their stapler. Dave don't want no smoke

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Text - Arthur ParQuer Oct 23 · O Shoots fired Me: hey Dave you couldn't use my stapler yesterday if you wanted to Dave: I didn't know if that was in your contract Me: o0oo0oo touche Dave touche 58 19 Comments 1 Share

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Text - 3:33 "0 LTE A A 15 So guess what Arthur did this Sunday, yup you guess it went to work like a dumbass. I should of knew it was a set up so Dave and Jr VP are really close friends and I should of known something was up cus jessica from legal was there. So l'm recalibrate one of the (Can't ....... say) just know this is something that takes six weeks to do. JrVP: Arthur I need you to come to my office Me: you're gonna have to wait for three hours, that's how long it's going to take for the

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Text - 3:33 "O LTE 4 E 15 Me: Jessica I can't, I have to finish this if I don't the six weeks of work will be for nothing and it will set me back 12weeks. Jessica: ok just come when you done She walks away, now her and the JrVP come back together JrVP: come with now or leave and never come back Me: jessica tell him, please tell him Jessica: try Jesus please don't try you? Oh wait it will cost us more money and you don't have the authority to do so. JrVP: Dave come take over, Arthur let's go now

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Text - 3:33 "O LTE 4 A 15 We walking to his office and over the load speaker "we need electrical to 35 ASAP" (Can't say) ....... Me: you hear that you buddy f'ed up, he Jessica I would like to report a sabotage JrVP: wait no no sabotage Jessica: sounds like it to me, do to the fact that he told the countless times that this would happen. I'll go get the paperwork started Me: what was so important, you wanted to tell me He said they were for blank stare with his mouth open Me: exactly nothing Jes

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Text - 3:54 "0 LTE 4 A (717) 603-8572 3 minutes ago, 3:50 PM Hello Arthur this is Dave, first off will like to say congratulations on your baby. If you haven't heard by now I've been forced into early retirement, not going to say it's because of you but it's because of you. I really hate your kind (not meaning race), the kind people that are to smart for my good. I said that to say this fuck you and I hate your ass. So have nice life and once again congratulations on your new baby. Damn that suc

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Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

There's nothing so discouraging and mystifying as someone who is completely off their rocker with pure dumbness, spewing off something that they think the rest of the world should take seriously. This AskReddit thread pays homage to the hopelessly lost souls that said unbelievably stupid stuff without having any idea that everyone else recognized what they were saying as plain old stupid.

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Text - thirteenpants • 15h S 3 Awards Excitedly told me that a stripper he bought a lap dance from liked him so much that she asked him to come back again to see her. Reply 1 2.9k 3 ...

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Text - Pickle-Wife • 19h While watching the Mummy 2, these mummies are chasing a bus thru London. My mom asks, "they didn't use real mummies did they?" Reply 1 3.0k ...

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Text - TysonGoesOutside · 15h 1 Award Had a friend that didn't realize dogs were the result of selective breeding. She thought all dog species existed in nature somewhere. The thought of packs of pugs hunting for food in the forest still makes me chuckle. Reply 4 2.2k ...

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Text - Amie80 · 16h My friend when she was 18. "We used to have baby chicks and then we had chickens. I don't know what happened to the baby chicks." II Reply 1.3k ...

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Text - not-a-real_username · 18h "Is this all the bleach we have?" This was said by my sister who was holding a gallon of bleach in each hand. Her plan? She was going to fill the bath tub up with bleach and bathe in it because she wanted to bleach her hair blonde. Reply 4 2.4k ...

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Text - spicybEtch212• 18h "What county is Germany in again?" Reply 982 ...

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Text - opkc • 17h Guy: You have the most beautiful green eyes. Me: My eyes are blue Guy: Shit! I couldn't remember if they were green or blue so I guessed. Me: l'm standing right in front of you. You were looking right at my face when you said that. Why didn't you just look at my eyes to see what color they are? Guy: I didn't think of that. + Reply 1.4k 3 ...

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Text - GiantSquidinJeans · 17h 8 1 Award "Don't they speak Russian in Brazil? Because Russia and Brazil are right next to each other?" Close runner up: "What came first, World War I or World War II" Edit: for everyone asking, Person 1 meant Brazil (not Belarus or Bulgaria). I blame that on her not finishing high school and being generally uneducated (sweet woman, great friend, just uneducated). Person 2 is probably cheating because it was a friend from middle school who I assume was having a bra

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Text - viralplant • 15h After my Dad has emergency dialysis a few months ago (he passed shortly after) and I was the only person with him at the surgery hospital because of covid restrictions and generally handling things my Uncle called me and said "Don't count your chickens before they've hatched (in reference to my Dad having a good day)" and "Now I know why daughters don't get married, so they can look after their dads". I put the phone down and cried bitterly with my mother because I didn't

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Text - sm1020 • 15h Had a roommate in college that would drive me everywhere cause she had a car and I didn't. The first time I got on the highway with her she got on the left lane and floored it. We were going 90+ on a 60. I freaked out and asked her why the hell she was going so fast. She said, "What's the big deal? There's no speed limit on the left lane on a highway. You can go as fast as you want!" She refused to slow down till we had to take our exit. We had a long argument on why that was

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Text - KenzeoBaba• 18h 3 1 Award "I thought nurses only flirted with doctors and was there to look pretty." 19 year old classmate back in high school, who was very dissapointed after shadowing a nurse for career day Reply 1.8k ...

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Text - ReallyHadToFixThat • 14h "Why do we have to turn the printer on for it to work?" -- my 45 year old cow orker. Closesly followed by intense, life altering revalation tone "If you were paid more, you'd have more money." -- my mum. Reply 134 3 ...

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Text - i_am_rolf • 19h If the earth was round all the water would fall off # Q Reply 1 471 ... +

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Text - p1nts1ze • 16h My Sister in law was afraid to drive up hills because she was afraid if her car didn't make it up, it would flip over backwards. Reply 687 ...

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Text - formerNPC • 17h While eating out, we asked our server to bring us some ice and he asked if we wanted "real ice" he wasn't trying to be funny and looked confused when we asked what other kind of ice there is. Reply 530 3 ...

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Text - questingbear2000 · 14h Im going to fall on my sword for this one. I once very confidently told a room full of women I worked with that X must be mistaken, because "women dont have a colon". ..prostates. I got them confused. Luckily, we were all on really good terms, so I just got laughed at for a few months. Reply 1 266 3 ...

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Text - OffusMax • 17h Years ago, my wife, her sister, her sister's daughter, and I were walking down the street on a summer's day and we stopped in a frozen yogurt place. Everyone ordered one. My wife sampled hers and asked me if it was bad. I took a lick and it was definitely spoiled. I demanded my money back. The kid behind the counter refused to refund me. I said the yogurt was bad and I wasn't going to pay for bad product. Then the idiot says to me, "Well, if it was bad, you shouldn't have e

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Text - AngryOrca1 • 18h "There is no proof the earth is round. " Reply 686 ...

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Text - PittiePower • 18h While driving with my sister's then-boyfriend to go disc golfing, he was staring up in the sky very intensely. I asked him what he was doing and he replied, "Just doing my part for the environment." Confused, I inquired further. He then went on to say how chemtrails from planes are spreading chemicals, but if you stare at the chemtrails, you can use your willpower to get rid of them. He was bat-shit crazy. Lizardmen crazy. Reply 1 3.3k 3 ...

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Text - YellowPeggy • 16h An American (struggling with my accent and a little cross about it) asked me where I learned English. England. The answer is England. I'm English. O Reply 1.3k ...

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Text - Consistent_Froyo3080 · 18h "We're going to the beach to watch the sun rise out of the ocean! want to come?" Our beach faces west. Reply 2.2k

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Text - NoCuntryforToldMen • 17h 3 1 Award I was waiting at the DMV, and my baby was asleep in his carrier on the floor. Some totally normal-looking middle-aged guy in a suit leaned over and smiled at him, then said, "How cute! Are his eyes open yet?" Dude literally thought humans were like puppies or kittens. Reply 1 1.7k 3 ...

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Text - OnemoreSavBlanc • 18h An old school friend refused to breastfeed or formula feed their baby. They gave the baby milkshakes instead. Because ya know "milk is milk". Also my mother told me, (in all seriousness) that we have belly buttons because that's where our tails used to be. Reply 623 ...

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Text - Adon1kam • 15h My uncle married a woman who already had kids so I guess they were my cousins (marriage didn't last long). Boy oh boy were they dumb as fuck, one came and stayed with us for a week or so and had never been to my city before. She was an idiot. Two quotes stand out. 1. she thought lions were fairy tale creatures 2. while on the train an Indian couple came and sat across from us, she leans over and whispers SO loudly. "Those terrorists are going to kill us". I don't think I ha

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Text - reddit01234543210 • 15h My co worker explaining the taste and texture of a certain food. To this day I have forgotten what food he was trying to explain but he said "It's like a Fig Newton but without the Fig and without the Newton." Totally straight faced and serious. Reply 1 400 3 ...

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Text - agntdrake • 14h 2 Awards After having just boarded a train from Budapest to Vienna, a woman approached me and asked in haltingly slow English: "Does... this... train... go... to... Vienna?". I answered yes, and that I was also going there myself. Her response: "You... speak... English... very... good. Where... are... you... from?" To which I answered that I was from Canada. She then said "... am... from.... Florida. Do... you... know.... where... that... is?" Reply 4 1.6k ...

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Text - Changoguapo• 17h Coworker said "My parents are on vacation in Mexico." I say "what part?" She answered "Costa Rica" Reply 1 835 3

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Text - ColorfulLolipop • 18h My aunt said I couldn't have energy drinks because they had alcohol | Reply 1 490 ...

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Text - Educational_Ad9260 · 13h 1 Award With my mother at an aquarium. "Are those seahorses or unicorns? I always get them mixed up." Q Reply 85 3 ...

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Harry Mack Pulls Off Insane Freestyle, Feels Ensue

Just in case you're unaware, Harry Mack pulls off the kind of freestyles that leave everyone speechless. Suffice to say, what he did when presented with this opportunity certainly pulled on all the heartstrings.

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Tumblr Thread: The Origin Story Of NORAD's Santa Tracker

Sometimes an innocent little fail like a typo can go on to inspire an epic, time-honored tradition like rabidly checking the NORAD Santa Tracker. This Tumblr thread breaks down how a small typo in a Sears ad resulted in the North American Aerospace Defense Command having a special phone. So many kids' childhoods have been all the better for it. Gotta keep that Christmas spirit alive while you can. Check out some more random gold from Tumblr with this post about the time that an Ultima Online gamer nuked their fellow players right out of orbit.

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Text - voroxpete But none of these stories even come close to the best one of them all; a wrong number is how the NORAD Santa Tracker got started. Seriously, this is legit. In December 1955, Sears decided to run a Santa hotline. Here's the ad they posted.

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Carnivore - SEARS HEY, KIDDIES! OC AND Co ON MY ME24 RY IMAS CALL ME DIRECT TELEPHONE JUST DIAL ME 2-6681 de k Sere d Care Call me on my private phone and I will telk to you personally any time day or night, or come in and visit me at Sears Toyland er SANTA CLAUS

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Text - Only problem is, they misprinted the number. And the number they printed? It went straight through to fucking NORAD. This was in the middle of the Cold War, when early warning radar was the only thing keeping nuclear annihilation at bay. NORAD was the front line. And it wasn't just any number at NORAD. Oh no no no.

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Text - Terri remembers her dad had two phones on his desk, including a red one. “Only a four-star general at the Pentagon and my dad had the number," she says. "This was the '50s, this was the Cold War, and he would have been the first one to know if there was an attack on the United States," Rick says.

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Text - The red phone rang one day in December 1955, and Shoup answered it, Pam says. “And then there was a small voice that just asked, ʻIs this Santa Claus?': His children remember Shoup as straight-laced and disciplined, and he was annoyed and upset by the call and thought it was a joke – but then, Terri says, the little voice started crying.

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Text - "And Dad realized that it wasn't a joke," her sister says. "So he talked to him, ho-ho-ho’d and asked if he had been a good boy and, 'May I talk to your mother?' And the mother got on and said, 'You haven't seen the paper yet? There's a phone number to call Santa. It's in the Sears ad. Dad looked it up, and there it was, his red phone number. And they had children calling one after another, so he put a couple of airmen on the phones to act like Santa Claus."

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Text - "It got to be a big joke at the command center. You know, 'The old man's really flipped his lid this time. We're answering Santa calls,' " Terri says. And then, it got better. "The airmen had this big glass board with the United States on it and Canada, and when airplanes would come in they would track them," Pam says.

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Text - "And Christmas Eve of 1955, when Dad walked in, there was a drawing of a sleigh with eight reindeer coming over the North Pole," Rick says.

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Text - "Dad said, "What is that?' They say, 'Colonel, we're sorry. We were just making a joke. Do you want us to take that down?' Dad looked at it for a while, and next thing you know, Dad had called the radio station and had said, “This is the commander at the Combat Alert Center, and we have an unidentified flying object. Why, it looks like a sleigh. Well, the radio stations would call him like every hour and say, 'Where's Santa now?' " Terri says. For real.

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Text - "And later in life he got letters from all over the world, people saying, Thank you, Colonel,' for having, you know, this sense of humor. And in his 90s, he would carry those letters around with him in a briefcase that had a lock on it like it was top-secret information," she says. "You know, he was an important guy, but this is the thing he's known for."

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Text - “Yeah," Rick [his son] says, "it's probably the thing he was proudest of, too." So yeah. I think that might be the best wrong number of all time. Source: http://www.npr.org/2014/12/19 /371647099/norads-santa-tracker-began -with-a-typo-and-a-good-sport amy-vic OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS.

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The Weirdest Things About America

Someone on AskReddit asked for non-Americans to share the weirdest things about America that Americans don't even realize are weird. It's amazing how weird your country's normalized behavior can seem to the rest of the world.