Geez. Edward Norton meticulously deconstructed Bruce Willis up on stage, for the rest of the world to see. You've gotta love that ending though, where we basically learn that Bruce and Edward are close pals. Makes sense. Can't imagine anyone else being ...
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Edward Norton Brilliantly Roasts Bruce Willis Geez. Edward Norton meticulously deconstructed Bruce Willis up on stage, for the rest of the world to see. You've gotta love that ending though, where we basically learn that Bruce and Edward are close pals. Makes sense. Can't imagine anyone else being able to get away with saying what they did to Bruce Willis. 
Wood Press Sounds Like It's Straight Out of Horror Movie Medium density fiber board has to come from somewhere, and this baby is the press that forms it. It also has the added benefit of sounding like the cloistered screeches of the damned, screaming to be let out of their existence of suffering in it's purest form. That or most people's internal monologue on a Monday morning but combined with the THX sound. 
Maid Of Honor Quits Wedding Because Husband Isn't Invited And the wedding drama just continues. Honestly, it's endless. There's always an emotional implosion lying in wait around the corner when there's a wedding on the horizon. It could be a nasty bridezilla or even mother-in-law who insists on being the waking nightmare of the day. In this case though, we have a bit of a testy situation that arises over the maid of honor's husband not being invited to the wedding. 
Dad Is Over Family's Pizza Eating Antics, Sends Dramatic Group Text Pizza can easily ignite all kinds of drama between people. It's just one of those dishes. People love it so much that when it comes down to it, and the dish has been tinkered with or outright destroyed, tempers can flare like none other. In this case, it sounds like dad had had just enough of all the toppings being taken off the pizza. Unfortunately, he didn't know that it was in fact his wife who was responsible for the whole thing. Queue up the drama. 
Man Pays Huge Debt On Vehicle, Demeans Helpful Employee, Pro Revenge Ensues Just when we thought this whole story's arc was going to be soaked in nothing but welcomed positivity, then boom, the customer just has to go and prove himself to be a complete jerk. Fortunately, the employee that ended up having to field all of his dumb behavior had the wherewithal and the professional means to put him in his place, by throwing his precious car into sweet limbo. 
A Couple Wonderfully Petty Parking Lot Revenges Parking lots effortlessly bring out people's nastiest sides. There's just something about the way that so many people operate in this world, where it amounts to them turning into completely frantic animals when it comes time to exercise just a little bit of social decency while navigating a parking lot. Maybe you'll end up taking a note out of these people's books for the next time you find yourself confronting a parking lot bully, and ready to enact a petty revenge to "make things right." 
Things Movies Do That People Absolutely Hate There are certain times in this chaotic life when you actually might find yourself thinking that you wish life were just a little bit like what it's portrayed as in the movies. Then, then there are other times where it's a very good thing that life doesn't compare to what it's depicted as in movies. It's probably a good thing that computers don't make a ton of bleep/blop/blip noises when we type on them. That might get just a tad bit irritating after awhile. 
Tow Truck Rights Car, Rolls Right Into Ditch Everything was going smoothly until everyone remembered that cars have wheels. It's almost like watching the car get woken up, go "nah man, I need my rest" then choose to go directly back to bed. But in a ditch. Hopefully the tow truck won't charge extra for their own mistake, but we all know how arguments with tow truck companies go. 
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