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Guy Attempts Seltzer Challenge, Fails Hard We really hope this isn't scripted, but it's definitely giving off those forced fail vibes. Even then, the idea of chugging a seltzer does bring a psychosomatic kind of burn to the stomach region. It probably would taste just like chugging TV static. 
Dude Has Smoothest Water Slide Dismount Sure, you could just splash into the water like everyone else, but that seems so undignified. This guy has clearly developed a system for exiting water as gracefully as an airboat sliding over baby oil. 
Incompetent CTO Refuses To Fix Company's Security Flaw, Revenge Ensues Literally, it's hard to comprehend the fact that this CTO possessed the puzzling level of ignorance that manifested in actually giving every employee at the company the same password. Like, do you want the company to get hacked, or what bro? It just seems like some kind of open invitation at that point. Really. Fortunately, for the company the CTO was eventually replaced. Hopefully the CTO learned their lesson. 
Boss Orchestrates Their Own Downfall The biggest kicker in this ridiculous scenario is that a competent boss who was actually pulling their weight would've said just this, but then nothing would've happened because the competent boss was fulfilling the duties of their job. Unfortunately, this boss was not doing their job. So, after the employee complied the boss was exposed for not doing their job. If they'd never said anything, they would've been a whole lot better off. 
Woman Wants To Wear White Dress To Wedding, Husband Shuts Her Down We're not sure what compels someone to insist on wearing a white dress to a wedding that they're attending as a guest. It oftentimes reads like a blatant disregard for the actual bride's big day. Honestly, good on the husband in this scenario for shutting his wife down when it came to the reckless white dress idea. Naturally, someone who is already lost is going to fall into the defensive when they're called out for their insensitive behavior. 
Spicy Comebacks That Deflated People's Fragile Egos There will always be someone lurking about online in the comments section, eagerly awaiting the opportunity to disturb the peace with some nonsense. Fortunately, there will also oftentimes be someone else who has hit their breaking point, and is more than ready to shut them down with a silencing clever comeback. Clever comebacks are great. Especially when you're able to surf through many in the infamous YouTube comments section. For another list along a similar vein, check out these rare insults that roasted people to oblivion. 
Recruiter And Job Listing Horror Stories For anyone out there who is looking for a new job, it can unfortunately oftentimes feel as if the whole professional world has taken it upon itself to spew out aggressive job listings that are wildly unrealistic. Like, apparently there are companies that are asking for their candidates to have more years of experience working with a certain program/software/etc than the actual technology has been around. At least give people a chance. Fortunately, we stumbled upon a glorious subreddit that's dedicated to sharing the tweets, memes, and genuinely gruesome snapshots from people's experiences navigating delusional recruiters and job listings. Maybe they'll serve to make you feel a bit better about your own frustrations with securing a gig. 
Entitled Karen Steals Customer's Drinks, Instant Karma Ensues It's hard to believe that people like the Karen in this story actually exist, but oh boy, they're out there. They're out there just waiting to pounce on an otherwise peaceful environment, and sink their hungry claws and entitled claws into things like other customers' drinks. The thing about confronting someone who is clearly irrational beyond repair, is that they'll oftentimes end up getting all the more defensive when you call them out on their antics. We're just glad that things kind of worked out in this story. Was definitely giving off some malicious compliance vibes as well. 
AskReddit Thread: Things That Only Exist Due To People's Stupidity There's no denying the fact that there are numerous seemingly nonsensical things that exist in this strange world only because of humans' humorous, if not daunting levels of cluelessness. Sometimes it's fun to stop, smell the roses, and pay your respects towards those various signs and products that are only around because some folks truly need everything written out for them in life. No shame in that. We're all prone to moments of humbling stupid at one point or another in our lives. 
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