Clearly, this gopher was just trying to get his work done for the day. Unfortunately (or fortunately for us), the pit bull had other plans in mind. I just love how calmly he continues to pester that gopher. The fact that things don't seem to escalate ...

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Pit Bull Relentlessly Annoys Gopher and more...  In This Issue...  Pit Bull Relentlessly Annoys Gopher  Spicy Reporter Starts Drama With Anchor, Doesn't Realize She's Live  Ruthless Times People Were Decommissioned By Spicy Insults  Guy Defeats Dumb Locked Gate Policy With Well-Timed Fishing Trip  Morons Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Drive  Company Continually Demands Password, Tech Support Says No, Wild Revelation Ensues  Design Failures That Could Have Been Avoided  "Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Construction  Former Landlord Tells Lies To Keep Deposit, Gets Reported To IRS For Tax Fraud  Tryhard Behavior That Makes People Look Worse  Guy Demonstrates Reason To Not Eat Orange Next To Balloon  Customer Demands "Plain" Omelette, Furious It Is Just Eggs  Proof Kids Are Dumb As Rocks And Weird As Heck  Tumblr User Turns Unleashes Incredible Hulk Rage Over Burrito  People's Weirdest Family Traits  More Recent Articles Pit Bull Relentlessly Annoys Gopher Clearly, this gopher was just trying to get his work done for the day. Unfortunately (or fortunately for us), the pit bull had other plans in mind. I just love how calmly he continues to pester that gopher. The fact that things don't seem to escalate into any kind of dangerous situation is nice too. Just a couple pals muddling through a simple miscommunication problem.         • Email to a friend •   Spicy Reporter Starts Drama With Anchor, Doesn't Realize She's Live Honestly, it's really the sweet, golden, cringeworthy silence that ties this whole video together. If only we could get a pure glimpse into what must've been flashing through the mind of Jessica when she realized that she was indeed, live.         • Email to a friend •   Ruthless Times People Were Decommissioned By Spicy Insults Since the internet's been around we've had irrationally emboldened folks diving into the comments section to drop nuggets of pure, dizzying ignorance. Sometimes, other folks hit their breaking points. When those moments occur, people have a tendency to get absolutely crushed by the power of words. We definitely appreciate the spicy silvertongues that go the extra mile when it comes to being extra creative with their insults. Maybe this series of times that people got KO'ed by words will inspire you to unleash destruction of your own in the next YouTube comments section.         • Email to a friend •   Guy Defeats Dumb Locked Gate Policy With Well-Timed Fishing Trip In our own lives, we find ourselves in inconvenient petty struggles that take up way too much of our time. While these challenges are cosmically small, they can grow to inconvenience our personal lives and become intolerable, forcing us to become creative problem solvers. For example, here's a dad who designed a masterful basketball hoop loophole and a guy who battled an unreasonable store owner who wouldn't update his phone number.        • Email to a friend •   Morons Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Drive Sometimes people don't seem to understand that driving is a cooperative event. That means risky maneuvers like strapping a literal ton of garbage to the roof of your car or dangling a dryer out the back while pushing 70 down the freeway isn't exactly the best way to inspire confidence in the drivers around you. We get to see enough unsafe maneuvers at work, it just so happens people are compelled to do dumb crap on their commute too.        • Email to a friend •   Company Continually Demands Password, Tech Support Says No, Wild Revelation Ensues Hopefully at least someone involved in these wild series of conversations felt nothing short of immense gratitude over the fact that their business wasn't completely destroyed by a user that had the wherewithal to try out the password assigned to every user. It sounds like the company got by purely because nobody ever honestly thought that the password could be so obvious. Somehow, that whole approach to security seems like it can work sometimes. Just a bit of a gamble. For another ridiculous tech support tale check out the time that a customer thought that the internet runs on magic.         • Email to a friend •   Design Failures That Could Have Been Avoided Graphic design, font choice and building decisions seem simple enough in our heads, but they come with pitfalls in practice. Design failures are all around us. One slip of the font can turn a fortress into a fartress or a public area into a pubic one. The architects of these design failures could use a little bit of blame. Of course, for the rest of us they just make life more fun and interesting.        • Email to a friend •   "Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Construction It should come as no surprise that building stuff is hard. Or at least there are a whole lot of wrong ways to do it. Those ways reveal themselves in "not my job" moments of incompetent construction. How hard is it to build a functional set of stairs, do proper electrical or put in a window? These people wouldn't know because it's not their job.        • Email to a friend •   Former Landlord Tells Lies To Keep Deposit, Gets Reported To IRS For Tax Fraud It seems as if the world's never going to run out of slimy landlords that are all trying to pull fast ones on tenants that they vastly underestimate. In this case, good on the tenant for sniffing out the landlord's shady intentions pretty much from the get-go. It sounds like the landlord really did himself in when it was all said and done. Generally, it's only a matter of time before the world's sketchy landlords end up hitting their own self-destruct buttons. For some more juicy landlord drama check out this landlord who refused to return a deposit, got taken to court, appealed that, and then lost everything.        • Email to a friend •   Tryhard Behavior That Makes People Look Worse Unfortunately, we've all come across folks that insist on putting out all kinds of tryhard energy that only ends up making them look worse when it's all said and done. For instance, the folks that try to gain the favor of the rest of the group by putting down any oddballs that might be around. It's like they're so clueless that they went ahead and believed that the popular bully in a throwback film that got popular through being an insufferable prick was an acceptable representation of how to carry yourself as a human being. Um, no. Not at all.         • Email to a friend •   Guy Demonstrates Reason To Not Eat Orange Next To Balloon Who would've known that oranges and balloons could create such destruction? Apparently they're anything but a match made in heaven.         • Email to a friend •   Customer Demands "Plain" Omelette, Furious It Is Just Eggs Everyone in the service industry has at one point had to deal with ridiculous customer demands. Whether that's demanding exactly a pound of wings and getting less wings or rudely demanding no ice and getting less than that, clueless customers have a virtuosic way of asking for something stupid or impossible, then being furious after getting what they want.        • Email to a friend •   Proof Kids Are Dumb As Rocks And Weird As Heck If you knew anyone who did even one thing an 8 year old does on a regular basis, you'd kick them out of your friend group instantly. A grown man who thirsts for bleach and poops his pants when he doesn't get mac and cheese? It's no wonder "childish" is an insult for adults. Kids are just weird and dumb people. We know, because we remember.        • Email to a friend •   Tumblr User Turns Unleashes Incredible Hulk Rage Over Burrito There are people in this world that absolutely aren't playing around when it comes to their burritos. This Tumblr user's fiery rant about their experience with a burrito that definitely didn't live up to their standards is one for the books. It sounds like the thing was an unacceptable mess in their eyes. Hopefully whoever was responsible for putting together the burrito in the first place never comes across this biblical verbal takedown.         • Email to a friend •   People's Weirdest Family Traits There are a few ways to interpret the intriguing genetic diversity of human beings. One way is to look in awe at the limitless possibilities of our own twisting evolutionary path. The other way is to look in shame at our own genetic dead-end bodies, every day becoming more self-conscious about our weird nostrils and non-matching feet. But in the end, genetic variation is a good thing for survival and who knows, maybe the next great step in human evolution will be having a slightly longer big toe that helps us run away from the murder-bots or something. At least we can look at our grandparents for comparison like this tumblr user looks at their ageless matriarch.        • Email to a friend •   More Recent Articles Dad Jokes That Took Things Father Than Ever Strangest And Scariest Things People Have Seen At Night Tacky Restaurant Gets Wrecked Over Abrasive Flyer Tumblr Thread: When In Doubt Ask The World's Craftspeople Restaurant Owner Has Special Wing Sauce Just For The Complainers       Safely Unsubscribe • Archives • Preferences • Contact • Subscribe • Privacy Email subscriptions powered by FeedBlitz, LLC • 1800 Camden Road, Suite 107-258 • Charlotte, NC 28203, USA