The good news is that the baby deer looks like it's fine. With that being said, that must've been quite the shock for the poor little guy. Gotta be careful when you're busy running around out there, buddy!

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Energetic Baby Deer Meets Tesla and more...  In This Issue...  Energetic Baby Deer Meets Tesla  Crocodile Comes Over When Called  Report On High Fecal Levels Plays Out With Tons of People In Water Anyway  Parents Get Peppa Pig Piñata For Kid's Birthday Party, Backfires Terribly  Sketchy Business Gets Called Out, Accuses Freelancer of Being a "Shyster"  Customer Asks Restaurant To Cut Burrito In Half, Restaurant Maliciously Complies  Most Unexplainable Things That Ever Happened To People  Hilariously Specific Times People And Stuff Got Singled Out  First Dates That Made People Go "Screw This I'm Out"  "Very Important" Man Demands AC Turned Off In Mid Summer  Rare Insults That Decimated People Creatively  Delectably Tidy Things That Fit Perfectly  Random Tumblr Gems To Hack Through With A Machete  Misfortune Monday: Turmoil is the Name of the Game  Dog Talks His Way Right Into A Treat  Worst Adult Temper Tantrums People Witnessed  Understanding Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers  More Recent Articles Energetic Baby Deer Meets Tesla The good news is that the baby deer looks like it's fine. With that being said, that must've been quite the shock for the poor little guy. Gotta be careful when you're busy running around out there, buddy!        • Email to a friend •   Crocodile Comes Over When Called Crocodiles probably don't make the best pets on account of the lifeless eyes and crushing bite strength, but at least we can watch this and imagine having one on a leash. It is kinda funny how she just pops her head up like that.        • Email to a friend •   Report On High Fecal Levels Plays Out With Tons of People In Water Anyway In what looks like a criminal failure of public health, this reporter in Texas explains the danger of fecal coliforms the body of water behind him. The only issue being, there's a (hopefully metaphorical) buttload of people just chilling in that water. Is anyone gonna put up a sign or something?        • Email to a friend •   Parents Get Peppa Pig Piñata For Kid's Birthday Party, Backfires Terribly These parents' hearts were definitely in the right place. However, even the most pure of intentions can end up resulting in gritty consequences. In this case, they endured a tough lesson in underestimating the emotional impact that getting a piñata of their kid's favorite cartoon character would have. Oddly enough, kids don't like seeing their beloved cartoon characters get smashed to smithereens.         • Email to a friend •   Sketchy Business Gets Called Out, Accuses Freelancer of Being a "Shyster" Here we have a business trying to get a dude to work on a "trial basis" essentially giving them the ability to fire him and take credit for anything he does for them. Just so happens that like any other entitled folk, they aren't happy about it. What a bunch of gagoots. And saying you're "willing" to not pay someone is almost like if someone tried to Jedi mind trick you without using the force so it's just a jackass in a bathrobe waving his hands around. For some true shyster behavior, here's the entitled mom of 4 who tried to swindle her babysitter.        • Email to a friend •   Customer Asks Restaurant To Cut Burrito In Half, Restaurant Maliciously Complies Some people can get very fired up about their burritos. Like, remember the time that a Tumblr user unleashed an epic rant about their burrito not being served up to their standards? Yeah, not a rant that's easy to forget. Well, this time around we have a couple customers that wanted their burrito cut in half. Folks in the comments section were definitely making a solid case for the stance that the restaurant really should've just cut the burrito in half and not made a big deal out of the whole thing. Especially when you consider that there are plenty of people out there that physically can't cut their burritos in half due to health conditions. For some more juicy malicious compliance drama check out the time that a rude customer got their comeuppance from an auto salvage yard employee.        • Email to a friend •   Most Unexplainable Things That Ever Happened To People Life is a mysterious matter. Oftentimes we allow ourselves to get caught up so deeply in our daily routines that we conveniently forget that every moment we're pretty much living on the edge of unpredictable chaos. You very well might've already had your own glitch in the matrix moment. Or maybe these people's stories about the strangest things that ever happened to them will leave you with just a little bit more wonder about this whole crazy little thing called existence.         • Email to a friend •   Hilariously Specific Times People And Stuff Got Singled Out There are times when the universe chooses one person and says "it's your day, buttercup." Sometimes it's totally merited when people and things are singled out, other times it's completely random. But at least it's always interesting when you walk into an establishment and there's a sign that says "welcome everyone except Todd and you know why." It's just one of those humorously absurd times people and things got singled out.        • Email to a friend •   First Dates That Made People Go "Screw This I'm Out" It's really honestly not that hard to not be a horrible date. As long as you have basic hygiene, pay some attention to the other person and refrain from telling that one story (you know the one), you're probably going to be okay. With that said, people have some pretty bad first dates. Here are some other times people had "screw this I'm out" moments.        • Email to a friend •   "Very Important" Man Demands AC Turned Off In Mid Summer It just so happens that the people who demand things the loudest are most often the people who know the least about what they want. But hey, he's a very important man, so what he says goes. Here's a Karen who demanded exact change, then got upset when she got it. There's just no pleasing some people.        • Email to a friend •   Rare Insults That Decimated People Creatively Sure, we can live our lives telling the people around us "you look dumb" or "you stink" but that lacks panache. It's when you hear someone say "nice hair, you look like a dropped lollipop" or some crap that makes you go alright, that was one of those rare and spicy insults that hit different. People may not be good at reading, writing, being kind, driving or doing their jobs. But damn they're good at insults. Holy crap.        • Email to a friend •   Delectably Tidy Things That Fit Perfectly Why is it so satisfying when something fits so perfectly? Maybe we just like to see an efficient use of space? Maybe it's because seeing something fit like a glove makes us believe, even for a second, that some things are just meant to be. Like, there's some kind of divine force weaving the fabric of space and time together in a way that's actually neat and tidy. Maybe it makes us feel like there's actually order and meaning to our lives, and we're not all chaos, like a thousand pinballs bouncing into each other at random. Or maybe not. Here are some satisfying images of aesthetic perfection.        • Email to a friend •   Random Tumblr Gems To Hack Through With A Machete The land of Tumblr is one of intrigue, passion, and horribly stupid observations. Just one look at anonymous quips and gripes and we're off rifling through tumblr gems like a goblin. Do we ever really learn anything? Yes, for a second. Then it's gone again, pitched into the ether with so many other TILs and fancy curiosities. But there's no stopping the glowing aura of those sparkling tumblr gems uncovered from the deep.        • Email to a friend •   Misfortune Monday: Turmoil is the Name of the Game Nothing will ever be perfect, so it's important to remember that relative happiness is all about finding room to breathe in between all the blunders, goofs, mistakes, failures and chaos. The thing about life is that it goes on and all the stolen hubcaps, flooded basements and toilet cobras are just part of it. Is it cathartic to see all these problems, or is it just spectacle? Who knows, it's just semi-regular distress with Misfortune Monday.        • Email to a friend •   Dog Talks His Way Right Into A Treat You go, Dethan. We're not exactly sure what words of wisdom you spewed on your journey to secure that glorious treat, but we're absolutely here for it, man. Maybe he only wanted three cookies. Maybe we're dealing with a tragic case of miscommunication. Hopefully not.         • Email to a friend •   Worst Adult Temper Tantrums People Witnessed You never know if you're going to encounter an adult out in the wild who spontaneously hits their breaking point, and devolves back into a childlike state that's brimming with emotional overreactions. This collection of the worst adult temper tantrums that people ever ended up witnessing is a whole lot of absurdity.         • Email to a friend •   Understanding Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one.         • Email to a friend •   More Recent Articles Neighbors Steal From Garden, Plant Puns Wall Of Shame Ensues Car Zoops Directly Into Sinkhole Customer Believes Computer Never Needs To Be Charged, Tech Support Intervenes Entitled People and Their Uproarious Demands Everyday Scams That People Accept As Legit       Safely Unsubscribe • Archives • Preferences • Contact • Subscribe • Privacy Email subscriptions powered by FeedBlitz, LLC • 1800 Camden Road, Suite 107-258 • Charlotte, NC 28203, USA