What compels a news crew to do this bad a job of covering a haunted house? Maybe they ran out of time? Maybe they were all upset that they had to be there in the first place? Maybe the reporter doesn't know what feelings like "fear" or "joy" are and is ...
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Cringe News Reporter Is The Wrong Vibe For Haunted House What compels a news crew to do this bad a job of covering a haunted house? Maybe they ran out of time? Maybe they were all upset that they had to be there in the first place? Maybe the reporter doesn't know what feelings like "fear" or "joy" are and is just doing a poor recreation of those emotions she's heard about? Or maybe, just maybe, no one gave a single heck, and the voice really didn't help. The whole thing is just awkward, man. 
Wild Garbage People Tried Selling Online Ever wanted a haunted doll? Ever thought to yourself "I'd love to defraud the Salvation Army, but where do I get one of them buckets?" Well the answer is predictably, all over the internet and in the form of dumb junk people tried selling online. The fact is that some of these are jokes and some of these were posted in complete earnestness. The thing is, the ones you want to be jokes are never the ones that actually are. 
"Not My Job" Moments of Professional Entropy It might be your job to paint lines on a road. But nowhere in your job description does it say you need to move any cars, forklifts, rocks or extension cords. Sure, some of those responsibilities might be assumed, but the cunning worker knows that doing anything other than the loosest interpretation of their exact job description is the way to get things done without unnecessary perspiration. These "not my job" moments of professional apathy are a thing of beauty. 
Exhaustingly Relatable Memes and Jokes About Work The constant grind of employment is a double-edged sword. On one hand, we wish we had enough free time to go on a meaningful trip, learn woodworking and take a pottery class. On the other hand, being able to sleep in a warm bed and eat regular meals is pretty nice. As we all slowly become people who relate to those mugs about not being talked to before having our coffee, and hang up posters of cats in predicaments, we must ask ourselves, "is this a meaningful life?" And out of the darkness we hear an answer that says "your 2004 Civic's check engine light is on." Here are some more work memes. 
Employee's Coworker Gets Mad That They Won't Work While On Vacation Unfortunately, the reality is that far too many of us have found ourselves dealing with infuriatingly entitled coworkers that somehow, some way expect the most unrealistic things out of you. Like, for instance, working while you're on your hard-earned vacation. Yes, that's the particular predicament that this employee found themselves in. You might be able to imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. 
Boss Punishes Waitress For Being Ill, She Walks Out On Job, Coworkers Get Upset The fact that the villainous boss in this fresh tale from Reddit's AITA community had the nerve to punish their waitress for being dangerously ill, is pretty mind blowing stuff. I mean, this waitress literally had to be airlifted to the ICU. We're not talking about a stuffy nose. She was in a dire, life-threatening state. You might be able to imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. 
Dude Throws Shoe At Basketball, Miraculously Gets That Stuck Too It's a problem we've all experienced. Someone lodges the basketball into that exact perfect spot where it can get stuck riiiiight between the hoop and the backboard. Most of us would think to solve this trivial issue with a stick or even just a tall friend, but this genius has decided it's a job for his shoe. And guess what? That's not a shoe job. 
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