2023/05/10

Billy Wonka Released A New Line Of Adult Candies

The Weekly Bird

BILLY WONKA RELEASED A NEW LINE OF ADULT CANDIES

Butt-Or-Finger

Billy Wonkas

Billy brought back candy cigarettes that you can really smoke.

But be warned, they are awful on the lungs... like, worse than tobacco cigarettes.

Suck 'em while you can kids.

Billy's version of a Twix bar was specifically geared toward gay men.

He's called them Twinx.

The candy was one thing chocolate bar dominated by a huskier bar filled with nougat.

Billy may not have invented Swedish Fish, but he is working on a cure for Swedish Crabs.

It's a nasty bug he picked up in Stockholm and spread to the Oompa Loompas like wildfire.

It's ITCHYYYY

Billy's line of candy also features Sour Patch Adults.

The Kids are all grown up and taste like the bitterness of broken dreams and missed opportunities.

Boo hoo

Billy Wonkas

DON'T MISS OUT ON YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO BUY THESE SHORTS

WE WON'T MAKE THESE AGAIN

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