Hi, dumb-dumb.
Here we are, mere hours away from Father's Day, and you still don't have a solid plan for Dad's gift. Fortunately, we have a track record of success with hair-brained ideas and are willing to help salvage this situation for you. Since you waited too long for your Uproot to arrive by Father's Day, we can propose the following:
Buying Dad an Uproot anyways (for an extra 15% off with code DAD15) and faking a highly contagious illness until it arrives. Using the loose pet hair running rampant in your home to fashion a humanoid figure for Dad that will hopefully do a better job of gifting than you. You better decide fast because our Father's Day Sale ends soon. You can save an extra 15% sitewide with code DAD15 even if you're not a dad at all (we have no way of checking these things.) (Yet.)
You're welcome.
Team Uproot
Here we are, mere hours away from Father's Day, and you still don't have a solid plan for Dad's gift. Fortunately, we have a track record of success with hair-brained ideas and are willing to help salvage this situation for you. Since you waited too long for your Uproot to arrive by Father's Day, we can propose the following:
Buying Dad an Uproot anyways (for an extra 15% off with code DAD15) and faking a highly contagious illness until it arrives. Using the loose pet hair running rampant in your home to fashion a humanoid figure for Dad that will hopefully do a better job of gifting than you. You better decide fast because our Father's Day Sale ends soon. You can save an extra 15% sitewide with code DAD15 even if you're not a dad at all (we have no way of checking these things.) (Yet.)
You're welcome.
Team Uproot
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