Time to restructure for the new year ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | WE HIRED A CONSULTING COMPANY FOR 2024 | | Time to restructure for the new year. | | To get things rolling, the consultants asked us to develop a strategic vision for market dominance. | | Karl and Chat GPT came up with a truly terrifying scenario. | | The consultants asked about Peter's fleet of electric cars to see how they'd fit into our fulfillment strategy. | | Peter said he just buys himself a new car when the battery runs out because it's easier than recharging... it had nothing to do with fulfillment. | | The consultants suggested Peter have a reward system to incentivize hard work around the office. | | Following their suggestion, every Friday, Peter threw a handful of cash in the air and let everyone grab as much as they could. | | The consultants were alarmed when they heard Peter spanked employees if items were out of stock. | | Peter assured them he no longer spanks as that wasn't nearly as effective as whipping them with an extension cord. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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