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SPONSORED BY TOP UN Hey Buddy, This week, the AvalonKing team has been looking into product placements in some upcoming movies. Naturally, Fast & Furious XI wanted money that would put us out of business immediately. Even yours truly couldn't compete with the shine on Vin Diesel's head so we gave it a miss. How do you feel about this Korean movie instead? | | JOKES ASIDE... If a Korean take on an American classic doesn't take your fancy hit us up and reply with some ideas, we're all ears...
Until then, here's what we've definitely got coming for you in 2024. | | 2. CLEANING KITS We're talking headlights & interiors baby, nothing short of your seatbelt buckles will be gleaming the Armor Shield way. | | 3. TOTALLY NEW SH*T Listen up Spiderman, with great power comes great responsibility. We've got big news concerning suction your inner teenager could only dream of. In other words, seriously powerful vacuums are on the way. | | | | |
TESLA TRICKERY? You can say what you want on the internet, it's practically a constitutional right. Is there anything more American than forking over billions of dollars to turn Twitter into a soapbox for the clinically insane? It will come as no surprise that Musk takes this approach with Tesla's advertising too. You may have seen the Cybertruck beating the Porsche 911 in a drag race whilst towing it. But turns out not everything in that clip was completely honest and truthful. Clever advertising or another misleading trick? Only you can decide... | | | | |
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DRIVING AMERICA'S WORST REVIEWED CAR... AGAIN Everyone loves a redemption story. They show us that no matter how bad we f**k things up, there may still be a chance to put things right. But take it from us and don't DM your first love, she's moved on buddy.
After their last horrible review, Vinfast slid into Donut's DMs and asked for a retest after fixing some pretty major, even dangerous flaws. Does it live up to it's astronomical $52k price tag? We'd say about as much as Lucky Strike is still American. | | | | |
EXPOSING THE SECRET WORLD OF SUPERCARS Elitism is rife in the auto world.
From having the spending power to win titles in Formula 1 right the way through to simply being allowed to purchase exotic cars. What exactly does it take to buy a brand new limited edition Porsche GT3 RS from factory? Hint: It's a lot more than the $245,000 RRP. | | | | |
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