2024/06/07

The Women Your Dad Really Wanted to Marry

THE WOMEN YOUR DAD REALLY WANTED TO MARRY

Let's face it, if your dad was more attractive or successful he would've ended up with someone else.

LET'S GO BOYS!

Your Mom's Best Friend From College

Was it Janice or maybe Jane... your dad may have forgotten her name but not what she looked like 30 years ago.

Tommy has a critical role to play during the sales meeting. He tries on different products while dancing around in the background.

The Female Coworker Your Dad Introduced You To

Adults don't need their kids to know other adults. That's just dad looking to lay the framework for a second marriage.

Tyler always kicks off the team's sales pitch with his classic line, "I've got a disease called enthusiasm." Then he snaps his waistband.

The Golf Cart Girl

He knows it's a one-in-a-million shot but wow, if it went down he would believe in God.

Jordan rounds out every pitch with his patented closer. He says, "let's get down to brass tacks" and then puts a handful of brass tacks on the table.

Cameron Diaz

Your dad was like 99% sure if they ever met in person they were gonna hit it off.

Jordan rounds out every pitch with his patented closer. He says, "let's get down to brass tacks" and then puts a handful of brass tacks on the table.

AHHH WHAT COULD'VE BEEN!

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