Spend a summer week with us at the office ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | A TYPICAL WORK WEEK FOR BIRDDOGS IN THE SUMMER | | Monday: There are usually a ton of ants in the office.
| | Hoff is in charge of ant control but he just glues them and plays games. | | Tuesday: Once we've hit the 48 hr mark, we officially declare missing staff and start looking for said persons. | | Wednesday: It's hard enough to get everyone to wear professional attire to the office but in summer it's even worse. | | By mid-week, John is down to a speedo and some nipple covers. He still likes to keep an air of mystery around his nipples. | | Thursday: It gets pretty hot in our office because we are not allowed to turn on the AC. | | Peter says air conditioning is only for winners which is why he has a window unit in his office for himself. | | Friday: Karl stops by to feed his fish in the morning before heading out for the day. | | Peter reminds him that we work on Fridays which confuses Karl because he continues to say the same joke. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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