Dear Uprooter,
Look, we love a good bag of kibble. The crinkle, the graphics, the alluring scent of beefy bits.
But we're the Uproot Pro, and we were built for action—scraping, collecting, satisfying your deepest need to de-fur your life.
So if you find yourself "just running in for a few things," do us a favor—swing by your local pet aisle. We're waiting, and we're ready.
Your hairy sofa doesn't stand a chance.
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