40% OFF? Meh. You’re fine with fur, funk, and frustration, right?

Dear hair-covered humans,

Look, we're not here to tell you how to live.

If you want to kick off 2026 with a washer that smells like wet dog and clothes that double as your pet's backup bed, that's a choice.

You could also shop our New Year's Sale.

Up to 40% OFF our most-loved tools.

Free gifts while they last.

Cleaner everything.

But hey, you do you.

If chaos is your vibe, ignore this.

If not… there's still time to shop.

[Shop the Sale →]

Sincerely,

Uproot Clean

 

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8400 NW 33rd St Ste 310 #309 Doral, FL 33122

 

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