WE LET OUR INNER TEENAGER PRICE THIS

We could have priced our new base-level starter bundle at an even $70. We could have named it something boring like the "Standard Prep & Protect Kit."

But where is the fun in that?

So in all its glory here is The Happy Ending Kit!

...at an even more glorious price of:

~~$106~~ $69.69

Here is exactly how this little adventure is going to go down:

Step 1: Get it naked. We're including an 8oz bottle of our Prep Shampoo. It strips away all the dirty old wax and leaves your clear coat completely exposed and ready for action.

Step 2: Warm up with your hands. We threw in a Premium Wash Mitt, because nobody likes a rough, scratchy touch. Keep it soft. Keep it lubricated.

Step 3: Always use protection. You get 1x full kit of Armor Shield IX. You wouldn't go in unprotected, would you? This is the ultimate 2-year ceramic barrier.

Step 4: The Climax. A 6-Pack of our Premium Microfiber Towels to buff it all out for that glorious, wet-look happy ending.

Because we are knocking $36 off the retail price just to make a middle-school joke, our finance department is capping this at exactly 100 bundles.