Happy Wednesday, friend.One minute you're watching a husky argue with his owner like he's got a lawyer on retainer. The next, TikTok is serving up videos so weirdly specific to your life, you look around for hidden cameras.
👀 Not an accident. Internal TikTok research confirmed it doesn't need your age, location or search history. It watches. How long you pause. What you rewatch. What makes you swipe away in the first half-second. That's it.
So here's your trivia: How fast does TikTok's algorithm figure you out? A) About three hours of use, B) Around two hours of use, C) Exactly 35 minutes, D) Several days of consistent use. Pick your poison. Answer's waiting at the bottom.
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FamilySearch is a free nonprofit genealogy site with over 8 billion records.
A built-in AI Research Assistant finds ancestors you didn't know existed.
ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini can turn dry census facts into actual stories.
📖 Read time: 2.5 minutes
My grandmother got on a boat to America alone at 16 because she was the smartest person in her village.
That's not bragging. That's what happened. Her small town in Ukraine gave anyone under 21 an intelligence test. The prize? A one-way ticket to America and temporary housing with a former villager already in New York City. Highest score wins. She won. And everything that followed, my father, me, this newsletter, exists because a teenage girl sat down and outscored everyone around her.
My grandfather's story is different. When he arrived at Ellis Island, the immigration officer had room for seven letters on the form. The name my grandfather carried from Ukraine was replaced in a single moment by a stranger with a pen who had no idea he was rewriting our family history. Komando. That was it.
I've been looking for what came before both of them.
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Maybe you used this site a few times and never went back. It's definitely gotten a glow-up. FamilySearch.org is run by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which has spent over a century collecting genealogical records. But it's open to absolutely everyone, regardless of faith or background. No catch. No subscription. No credit card.
Over 8 billion records. Immigration manifests. Census documents. Birth certificates. Military records. Church ledgers. Covering more than 170 countries, going back centuries.
Create a free account, start a basic family tree with what you know, and the site automatically matches your relatives against its database. Love that.
🤖 AI finds your missing branches
FamilySearch recently launched an AI Research Assistant. It's super! It scans your tree against billions of records, surfacing ancestors you likely missed completely. One genealogist had been stuck on the same family line for 20 years. The AI found the breakthrough in weeks.
Sign in, look for the AI Research Assistant box on your home page and let it run. Also check FamilySearch Catalog at the bottom of the page. It uses AI to read handwriting inside old documents and church ledgers that no keyword search could ever crack before. Nearly 2 billion records and growing.
Once you find records, open ChatGPT, Claude, Grok or Gemini and paste this:
Here are the historical records I found about my [family member]. She was born in [place] in [year], immigrated in [year], married [name], had [X] children. Write me a short vivid story about her life. What was the world like when she was young? What might her daily life have looked like?
Suddenly she's not a line on a census. She's a real woman who crossed an ocean toward a country that couldn't even spell her name correctly.
My family was talking a few weeks ago, and somehow I brought up the fact that every state in New England has a town or city in it called "Warren." I said that there's a Warren, Vermont, a Warren, Maine, a Warren, New Jersey, a Warren, Rhode Island. Then my son chimed in, "There's also a Warren Ukraine!" I was so proud.
📩 Send this to someone who's always talked about tracing their family tree. The process costs nothing and takes five minutes to begin. Heck, you can even get free help! Use the handy share links below.
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Zuck passes the buck: Mark Zuckerberg is building a personal AI agent to brief him faster on everything happening across Meta. Sounds efficient. Unless you're one of Meta's 78,000 employees, because Reuters says reporting cuts could hit 20% while the company dumps another $135 billion into AI. So the boss gets a robot assistant. Workers get a robot replacement. Hoodie not included.
Claude plug-in trap: I already don't trust sponsored results, and now they're apparently teaching people to install malware with terminal commands. A Claude user searched Google for help connecting a GitHub plug-in, clicked the top sponsored result and landed on a fake Anthropic docs page hosted on Squarespace. It copied the branding, swapped in a sneaky install line and pointed to a credential-stealing download. Google says it removed the ad and suspended the verified advertiser. Always verify the links, only the paranoid survive malware-free.
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Amazon tries again: Remember Amazon's last phone face-plant? The Fire Phone, circa 2014, flopped so hard Amazon took a $170 million write-down. They're back at it again like a guy who lost at blackjack asking for another loan. Their AI phone, code-named Transformer, is less scrolling, more Alexa-style agents doing things for you. It might even tie into Amazon's Kuiper satellites. Same dream, smarter pitch. Somewhere a Zune is watching this like a retired boxer getting called back into the ring.
👀 Zoom out: I hate how easy it'd be to fall for this. Click a meeting link too fast, land on a fake Zoom page with a waiting room, pretend attendees, even glitchy audio, and your brain goes, sure, this seems annoying enough to be real. Then, an Update Available box pops up. Click it on Windows, and boom, spyware logging keystrokes and screen activity. It's not even fancy hacker stuff. Attackers are misusing legit employee-monitoring software. Confirm your Zoom call links, always. Think about this for a sec. Zoom meetings are basically seances with the living. "Brian, can you hear us? We can't hear you. Make a sound or move if you do." 😵
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Turns out we've all potentially been using AirPods wrong for a decade.
A viral claim says you're supposed to twist them into your ear, locking them in for better bass and a more secure fit, instead of letting them dangle like tiny white earrings.
Experts say results depend on your ear shape, which is science's way of saying, "Sure, whatever works for you, we're not your mom." Try it. Worst case, you look slightly more intense at the gym.
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The answer is C) Around 35 minutes. That's about a sitcom episode. TikTok documents confirmed the algorithm needs less than 40 minutes of passive watching to build an eerily accurate psychological profile. And that's without a single like, follow or search. It watches your thumb. How long you hover, when you bail, what you rewatch at 2 a.m. when nobody's looking.
Your therapist has known you for five years and still asks how that makes you feel. TikTok figured you out in 35 minutes and never even billed you.
👏🏻 You showed up. You learned something. That's already a better day than most. Go make it count. Have any questions? Ask me here. — Kim
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