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whatever Little Johnny's Halloween Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?" "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted. "No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: whatever Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/little-johnny-s-halloween Add To:    Seriously, Who Farted? Order "Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?" on DVD Today! New York Comedy Festival Featuring Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Mike Epps and more! Tickets on Sale Now!

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