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insults A stoner stumbles out of a party... A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: insults, alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/insults/a-stoner-stumbles-out-of-a-party--- Add To:    Drawn Together: The Complete Series "Bring the party home" on DVD today! Four Nights of Comedy in Miami Buy your tickets to the South Beach Comedy Festival in sunny Miami, Florida!

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