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Friday January 8, 2010
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
The Bard abides
Having served as a quiver of hilarious quote arrows for 12
years, The Big Lebowski is now officially beaten to death.
But you know what isn't? Shakespeare! Invigorating the Dude
with that Elizabethan funk, The Most Excellent Comedie and
Tragical Romance of Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.
An adaptation of the movie's entire screenplay loaded
Bard-ian vernacular, TGoL's from an NY-based Lebowski
buff/aspiring screenwriter who, tired of pitching an
original script to Hollywood types, spent the holidays
drawing from the two immortal sources to create an epic
mash-up...with no Jay-Z! Some choice highlights:
THE DUDE
THE KNAVE: Thou err'st; no man calls me Lebowski. Yet thou
art man; neither spirit damned nor wandering shadow, thou
art solid flesh, man of woman born. Hear rightly, man!—for
thou hast got the wrong man. I am the Knave, man; Knave in
nature as in name.
THE JESUS
QUINCE: Well; but be forewarn'd. It reach'd mine ears / That
combustible Walter, o'ercome with rage / Did shed good
sense, and raise his sword in play. / I fear not such jade's
tricks, an seeing ill, / Would snatch the burden from the
jealous knight / And pierce his gizzard with the wrongful
steel, / Points up, as said of Coriolanus.
THE KNAVE: Zounds!
QUINCE: Thou speakest rightly, sir. No man misdeals with
Joshua Quince, by Jesu.
THE CUCKHOLD
BONNIE: And a lady of good housekeeping and agriculture
besides, minded to economy and all practicalities. Were thou
to bring a gentle cock to mine bed-chamber, I might help him
to success for ten shillings.
THE SHOMER
DONALD: Wherefore thou playest not at ninepins on Saturday,
Sir Walter?
WALTER: On our most holy Sabbath I am sworn / To keep
tradition, form and ceremony. / The seventh and the last day
rests the Jew; I labour not, nor ride in chariot, / Nor
handle gold, nor even play the cook, / And sure as
Providence I do not roll.
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