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Tuesday March 22, 2011
MANsaver
Bailing your butt out, one anniversary at a time
While all relationships are different, when it comes down to it, there's a single universal key to making them all work: Jenga where you write sexy things on the blocks. Also, remembering important dates and being really cute about it, thanks to MANsaver.
Created because they know you're stupid and thoughtless, MANsaver's an iPhone app that takes care of all important relationship-remembering for you, hitting you up about relevant milestones, anniversaries, and holidays via push alerts, although it's unclear how knowing the greatest Salt-n-Peppa song ever is on the radio will get you out of trouble, unless you're a great dancer. Just pop in whether you're dating or married, and your anniversary, and MANsaver'll hit you with an alert five days before any important event, from big-timers like Valentine's, to pointless milestones chicks create to mess with you ("100 days of dating"), to dubious "real" holidays she'll love, like National Hug Day and Kiss Your Mate Day, which you should probably avoid celebrating when visiting London. And because you're forgetful and illiterate, it'll also hook you up with sappily adorable pre-written texts showing how much you pretend to care, from standard cheese like "If I had to, I would wait an eternity to be with you...don't make me!" to slightly more conceptual stuff like "If every minute spent with you was a $100 bill then I would want to make it rain!", because all women love being called attentive strippers.
As the whole reason you need this app is because you have no memory, MANsaver'll also send you a final reminder the day of the anniversary/event, saving you time for "sawing timber, domesticating lions, and scaling Everest vicariously", the first of which hopefully isn't on your Sexy Jenga blocks.
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