Yo-ho-ho, ignoble1—
Greetings on the first day of Cyber Week, that solemn, sacred season when we celebrate... uh, robots or something, judging by the name. But here at Woot, we're not letting any contrived consumerist gimmicks harsh our holiday mellow. We're holding our families close, reminding ourselves of everything we've got to be thankful for, and then coming up with some contrived consumerist gimmicks of our own!
Shirt.Woot Holiday Gift Guide: And A Partridge In A Pullover Hoodie
Next to that Wookiee "Life Day" special, one of our favorite spectacles this time of year is the annual Shirt.Woot Holiday Gift Guide. This year, some classic shirt designs (holiday-themed and not) return on over 30 items, including t-shirts, long-sleeve tees, hoodies, totes, aprons, and greeting cards. It's a non-theologically-specific holiday miracle!
Home.Woot: Grandma Will Get Run Over By The Savings
What's the one thing everyone on your gift list has in common? They all live somewhere. It just so happens that the newest Woot site, Home.Woot, features nothing but things for people who live places, from small appliances to tools to decor. Invite Home.Woot into your home—and since we're bringing real name brands along, don't worry about us tracking crap onto your carpet.
On, Blitzen! Wine.Woot Gift Week Takes Flight With Newest Woot Cellars Wine
It may only be the end of November, but holiday festivities are already in full roar over at Wine.Woot. Today marks the debut of Blitzen, a frisky California red and the newest wine bearing the Woot Cellars label. Then the fun continues with Wine.Woot gift week: two classy gift items per day, launching at midnight and noon Central time, every day through December 4. Forget the sugar-plums—Wine.Woot's got this.
5 Days of Kids.Woot: Facebook Doesn't Have To Be A Total Waste of Time
If you're not subscribed to the Kids.Woot Facebook page, scurry over there right now or miss a week of exclusive holiday deals we're calling 5 Days of Kids.Woot. From December 5 through 9, we'll announce one special deal every day for our VIFFs (Very Important Facebook Friends). Or you could ignore this and perhaps miss the one deal that could've made your kids' spirits bright. You know, if you don't care about ruining the holidays.
And now we set aside vulgar commerce and part ways, so we can join our robot families at our Cyber Week observances. Oh, wait, does anybody know where we can get a linear servo actuator? Our FestiBot blew his out making petro-nog.
—Woot
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