To enjoy the real deal go to:
http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/T38e5RbNiNr2tn1OC73fb
------------------------------------------------
Thrillist Dallas
Monday April 9, 2012
Soundlazer
Never wear headphones again. Unless you're jogging or something.
Soundlazer. Is it fair to say that it's exactly what it sounds like? Unless you're both a physicist and a jerk, then yes, it is, because the just-unveiled, checkbook-sized speaker ensures it will only be heard by someone positioned directly in front of it by emitting a focused beam of sound, almost like a las(z)er. What you need to know:
Really, it shoots the sound at you and you only, so even if some dude is lurking just to your left or right (OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S THERE NOW WHAT DOES HE WANT GO AWAY JEFFREY!), you'll be able to listen to audio privately, without headphones. Headphones are a dead giveaway that you're either being unproductive, or have hideous ear nubs, so this is a pretty good thing.
You can plug the SL into anything with a headphone jack, though you probably can't plug it directly into Headphone Jack, the movie where Robin Williams looks 70 but still just walks around listening to "Wheels on the Bus".
It's got a 20-30ft range, so make sure not to shoot it straight into your boss's office and murder him with your Ini Kamoze.
Oh yeah! It's also got a tilt-able stand, so you can listen to "Dancing on the Ceiling" on the ceiling, or at least you could, if physics would stop being such a jerk.
You know you want one. Click here to find out more.
http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/T38e5RbNiNr2tn1NB6024
-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ Drive <em>Really</em> Fast - Spots're still available for the BMW CCA's high-performance driving school at MotorSport Ranch's "Big Track"; Apr 28-29th.
http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/T38e5RbNiNr2tn1WBdd96
--------------------------------------------------
Read our Editorial Policy - http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/TVLjJWBZFi14ABQaBf7d5
Read our Privacy Policy - http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/TVLjJWBZFi15ABQaB537b
Fall asleep reading our Terms and Conditions - http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/TVLjJWBZFi16ABQaB2927
Get on the list - http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/TVLjJWBZFi17ABQaB0c07
Unsubscribe (you jerk) - http://links.thrillist.com/f7g5.m/TXRHy87Z-__iR_QhB7b84
--------------------------------------------------
Delivered by Thrillist.com 568 Broadway Suite 605 New York NY 10012 212.966.2263
No comments:
Post a Comment
Keep a civil tongue.